Kots Edition
>>69146612
>>69146612
>>69146612
>>69146612
actual edition
>>69146621
I got a cb radio for christmas
I've got it on channel 19 right now which the Internet says is what most people use, I only hear one guy who says something unintelligible every so often
Gay thread
>>69151229
>he doesn't want to lazily float down one of the most beautiful bodies of water in the americas while intoxicated on the devil's lettuce
>>69151474
Rude post
>>69151488
>>69151488
The devil's lettuce doesnt work as well as the devil's dandruff.
AYO HOL UP
*barks at literally nothing for several hours*
....LEMME GET DIS STRAIT.....
*attacks toddler unprovoked*
.....YOU BE SAYING...LIKE.....
*vomits unidentifiable bile on carpet*
...WE WUZ....SUM...
*farts rancid corpse gas*
....SUM FINNA....
*kills neighbours cat*
....LIKE...SUM FINNA.....
*tears brand new $7000 mattress to shreds*
.....WE WUZ SUM.....
*consistently stinks like putrid shit*
....MANS BEST FRIIIIIIIEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN-
*gets hit by car*
>>69151488
HELL FUCKING SEGER KAMRATER
>>69151528
You'are face is rude
>>69151528
He means "gay" in old meaning, not a faggot one.
>>69151563
i giggled anon
good job
>>69151563
I sincerely hope you didnt write that.
>>69151571
>hell fucking victory fellow
Pls translate, google is shit
>>69151488
HELL SEGER
>>69151629
>HELL FUCKING SEGER KAMRATER
HAIL FUCKING VICTORY CAMRADES
>>69151456
But what about guys :3
I don't see how a hairy gross ass would look attractive
Both genders are good desu
>>69151563
Good post
>>69151667
>I don't see how a hairy gross ass would look attractive
Some people are into hairy asses, just look at /hm/
>>69151488
HELL
hey boys. just wondering if there is any scenario where a man could outrun a pissed off mother bear defending her cubs. asking for a friend.
>>69151667
It makes your boipucci look more appealing~
>>69151705
No. Didn't you watch The Revenant?
My gf woke me up from my nap to introduce me to the two door-to-door Mormon missionaries she'd just invited into our apartment bc they're "so nice" and now we're having them over for dinner on Friday
>>69151705
How do you think people outrun moose you fucking autist, just drop it
>>69151718
I know that your boipucci is appealing...
>>69151705
Seriously, get a life.
>>69151429
Maybe someday
>>69151692
That is pretty weird
Also, just the feeling of being hairy isn't nice
>>69151738
>>69151667
I dont know, maybe they dont like it but let it pass.
Women grow hair everywhere and they get upset if you mention it.
>>69151753
>Also, just the feeling of being hairy isn't nice
Yeah
>>69151738
Mormon missionaries are seriously chill guys. One of the guys you invited over could go on to become the next Romney.
Don't drink their retarded Kool-aid though.
>>69151742
there is 0 reason to drop it. i just want him to say it didn't happen because we all know it didn't.
>>69151747
allah hates liars, anon
>>69151777
Women are also often massive cunts to be fair
>>69151738
Sounds... fun
After christmas dinner we put the remaining meat outside
After 10 minutes, a kot comes to take it
If you don't give your christmas dinner leftovers to random kots living in your area you are a bad person
>>69151813
Fuck allah, but life hates you.
Stop being a fuckin autist and understand that some people run better than you.
I lost my fucking Social Security card, I can't find it anywhere
Last I had it was a week ago when I went for a job interview, I remember I had it in my car on the way back.
I cleaned my car after that but I don't think I would throw my fucking ss card out. What do I do guys, I don't want some filthy beaner or whatever stealing my identity
>>69151819
Yeah, sometimes they give zero fucks, once with a girl i decided to look into her panties and were full of blood, i asked her about it and her reaction was basically "well why did you look at it".
I wasnt that disgusted because first i thought it was shit, but still, what a weird thing to not take care of.
>>69151876
http://socialsecurityhop.com/tips/social-security-card-number/replace-card
and watch your credit to make sure some fancy new credit cards don't pop up in your name
>>69151851
>leftovers
Not when Tacitus is around, lmao.
>>69151956
nice proxy
>>69151956
that is a nice kot :D
>>69151876
tell your bank what happened, then file a complain with the dept of social security or w/e its called. you're not getting a new number. but i had to replace my card last week and it took all of ten minutes you just need to bring your drivers license, no fees or anything either.
>>69151956
Cute kot
>>69151977
>>69151977
don't start shit with this guy. did you know he once outran an angry brown bear?
>>69152054
Kill yourself
>>69152054
let it die man, please.
>>69151876
>>69151738
/cum/ is getting btfo tonight, how will we ever recover?
took a poop and doggo ate the rest of my sub. bit peeved t bh
>>69151985
>>69152021
Thanks.
>>69152054
Really m8, just swallow a safety pin.
>>69152076
>>69152087
no. seriously fuck that guy. why lie about something like that? why are we not all calling him out on being a faggot?
>>69152156
>why are we not all calling him out on being a faggot?
Because no one but you is autistic enough to care
>>69152147
Is your kot camera shy?~
>>69152182
how am I the autist here? i don't get it.
>>69152156
Next time I strap a camera to my butt and take pics just for you, you autist.
>>69152187
He hates light desu.
>>69152205
Is obvious that the autist does not recognize autistic behavior.
>>69152147
Are you the Azeri that keeps posting the construction cranes?
>>69152205
Fuck off or kill yourself
>>69152147
Any decent picture of your kot?
>>69152286
I post port cranes too.
>>69152289
Nah, all of my animals hate camera it seems.
>>69152289
here's mine
>>69152394
>I post port cranes too.
>>69152394
>all of my animals hate cameras it seems
they're just scared of how lightning quick you move it around. i doubt a dog can even see you when you're moving.
the kot
>>69152466
Try holding it still when there's a dog chewing on your hand and a 2 year old with a rubber hammer hitting your leg.
>>69152416
Quite the sophisticated dinner you got for your kot there.
>>69152394
That's a fucking dog
You owe me a cat picture
>>69152416
What the hell is that?
>>69152568
That cat is fluff
I want to pet it
>>69152586
There was a new one for this cat
>>69152568
Very cute kot
Face down, ass up
>>69152586
All others I have has me/family on it m8.
I'll take a few next time.
>>69152582
what can I say? He's a picky eater
>>69152568
He's been on my tumblr for quite some time already
why is loveless so perfect.
>>69152632
That's how I like my boipucci
>>69152671
Do you like your boipucci tasting like vanilla?~
>>69152727
I like your boipucci tasting like vanilla
>>69152606
This may sound freaky but I'm well aware of all the cat pictures that you post
>>69152739
Then you're in luck!~ <3
here he is applying sunscreen to my gf
>>69152799
Rate The Man, m8s.
>>69152807
What a horrible piece of art
>>69152847
>>69152891
looks like an alien desu.
Business idea:
beat up nerds and anime faggots for their money
>>69152950
>>69152942
YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PIECE OF ART
>>69152924
Move on, faggot
WHY ARE Y'ALL SO GAY!?
>>69152952
Ayy lmao.
Really?
aRE ANY OF YOU hADRASAURS?
>>69152891
Is that who I think it is?
>>69153000
It's a genetic defect
>>69152997
>>69153006
not really, the eyes are little bit weird, who is it anyway.
>>69153042
I'll swallow every last load you shoot down my throat, Arkansas-chan!~ <3
wtf i love libertarianism now!
>>69153000
It's the name of the general, it attracts the worst of the worst
>>69153042
>>69153066
>>69152997
>>69152973
>>69152950
>>69152847
>>69152799
>>69152727
>>69152671
beats you all up for your money
>>69153000
Lemme fix that.
The Power of Crane compels you!
>>69153038
Yup.
>>69153050
Me.
>>69153066
>>69153100
>giving them attention
>>69152661
lol third time running into you....is your cat named Mateo?
https://youtu.be/yAtVV9YMsGs
baka baka baka
Is /cum/ the most multicultural general there is?
>>69153186
I have five cats and none of them have names
Got any other artistic looking pictures of your kot?
>>69153227
This doesn't happen in Canada because we don't respect veterans.
>>69153303
no, i don't have her anymore :( but here are some pics from another mexican
this cat's name is mateo
>>69153281
/cum/ is the comfiest and intelligent general.
Considering murrican and leafs are worst posters outside of it, I think those just feel insecure outside their comfort zone and are actually pretty cool guys.
nice kot but this is "Кiт"
>>69153303
what should I get from the Steam sale
>>69153405
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
>>69153227
>where were you wounded?
>in your face
BOOOOOOOIIIIII
how the fuck are you supposed to kill the smell from smoking weed?
I
>turn the fan on
>put wet towels under the door
>open windows
but I still stink out my whole area
>>69153405
Rogue Warrior.
>>69153405
mount and blade warband
>>69153443
smell ciagrretes.
>>69153443
Just buy some curry. Shouldn't be too hard for you to find.
>>69153443
Why would you? It's not the worst of smells.
>>69153501
He still lives with his parents
>>69153303
last one
>>69153443
Gotta get the smoke out senpai, it's the only way
hello is this the thread where we post anime girls and """pretend""" to be gay?
>>69153356
>>69153392
Mateo has the face of a kot who has never gotten a beating in its life
>>69153387
Post more Kit pls
>>69153539
I wish I were...
>>69153443
how are you smoking it?
use a bowl to limit stray smoke and make a sploof
>>69153621
Fuck off
>>69152993
that was a different guy. a lot of people would find his tale laughable.
It was 62 degrees out today.
the fuck, farmers almanac is a liar
Can an American tell me what defines a state as a "flyover" state?
>>69153364
>most intelligent
>claims he can run faster than a bear because he went through basic training
>>69153443
go get a toilet paper tube. put 2 dryer sheets inside but keep them loose. then get a 3rd dryer sheet and fastening to the end with tape or a rubber band. blow each hit through it and you will smell nothing but a slight hint of clean clothes.
>>69153364
Thank you
>>69153779
Why would someone lie on the Internet?
>>69153831
Any state that doesn't have a coastline on the Pacific or Atlantic ocean
>>69153831
it's just an insult to say a state has nothing relevant, you just fly over it when travelling
>>69153831
if its not on the eastern or western coast its a flyover state.
>>69153831
any state that has many quality of life metrics better than new york or california which upsets residents of those two states so they make themselves feel better by branding them irrelevant
>>69153917
Illinois and Texas aren't flyover
>>69153940
they absolutely are
>>69153973
t. butthurt califag
>>69153940
good post
>>69153929
THIS
>>69153995
U know it senpai
>>69153831
Any state that does not have beaches.
>>69154006
do you think he took the kot home? i wouldn't be able to help myself.
>>69154072
He probably ate it
>>69154072
probably not. I beliieve I read they later found it starved to death
>>69154171
he doesn't look mexican though.
>>69154006
fkn kots man
kot webms?
>>69154198
We don't eat kots, pendejo
It's okay he has 8 lives left.
>>69153443
with some perfume and mentos
>>69152760
No worries. I'm glad people likes them
>>69154269
a man without food will call anything food, raul.
>>69154274
why would you post this
>>69154060
>>69153929
>>69153917
>>69153915
>>69153902
Thank you for your explanations.
I took the time to think about what would be considered flyover provinces here in Canada, and my first two thoughts were Manitoba and Saskatchewan.
runescape or tibia?
Why still with the hats?
How many of you have ever hosted foreign exchange students?
>>69154415
human female contact
>>69154274
LOL
>>69154362
It's a kot edition.
>>69154460
not posible
>>69154479
based crazy ass nigga
>>69154274
Canada, everyone
>>69154330
Have you checked my tumblr? It's filled with your pictures
>>69154346
>mfw you almost guessed my name right
>>69154274
It probably could've survived that if it didn't hit the edge of the desk first
>friends took turns blowing a golden retriever and didn't even invite me
Some "friends".
>>69154545
Yeah, I look at it sometimes. I'm impressed you've been doing it for so long. Usually I get bored of my projects after a little while and forget about them.
>>69154585
I don't see how that's a social activity
>>69154545
You should see cat life in Australia.
>>69154585
Blowing as in "sucking its dick"?
>>69154585
I know, right? Real friends would have the golden blow them
What should I buy on Amazon?
Stipulations:
>I have a $100 Amazon gift card
>I have Amazon Prime for another few weeks
>Amazon is starting to charge sales tax on stuff in Nebraska in 2017 so I want to buy it within the next week before New Years
>>69151753
>feeling hairy isn't nice
Wrong. Comfy af.
I'm a man of the desert
Is it gay to have a bromance?
I'm a man of the dessert.
>>69154711
no advice on what to buy, but as a minnesota resident I can give you some advice to avoid paying taxes
whenever you go to buy an item, check the other sellers to see if there's any that are fulfilled by amazon that are the same price as amazon themselves. you'll still get prime benefits, but you won't have to pay taxes
feels great
>Hey cousin turn off your PC and lets go to X place
>Hate the idea of going out with women of my family but we were going to eat something i like and next to my ISP so i could pay this month bill
>Lol jk we are going to Y then to Z and go around those places looking for a place to park for 20 minutes
Fuck women.
>>69154711
Give it to me I'm building a new pc
>>69154653
After a while it became a hobby, a pleasant one.
>>69154788
Tell me your part list so I can determine if you're a jewuck consumerist pleb or not.
>>69154770
I can't remember the last time I went with someone to a place, always go alone to movie theaters and shit.
>>69154425
Because Hiro doesn't know how to 4chan
My cot
>>69154844
you spay or neuter that motherfucker yet?
>>69154844
She looks beautiful.
>>69154453
I hosted a German exchange student
>>69154844
Looks like an older version of my kot
>>69154274
this is awful :(
kots don't like ps4s
>>69154453
a 2D vagina
>>69154995
LOL
>>69154545
is it saul?
>>69153831
States where you can buy a decent 3 bedroom home for sub-500k
>>69154910
O boy
>>69154908
how did that go?
>>69155034
w-what?
>>69154453
I have. She was from Germany.
>>69154995
>>69154995
hes either jealous or a microcuck
>>69155056
very good, we became really good friends and i've gone to visit him there since
>>69154995
HAHAHAHA
>>69153364
Teebeeaitch I think the Australians just bring out the worst of us
>>69155096
I think all the annoying screeching and jumping made the cat think he was prey
i.e a megacuck
>>69154794
link to your tumblr...?
>>69155123
The worst of the leafs tend to avoid /cum/ too
>>69155016
Close but no
do you think there's any chance trump will lift the ban on norinco guns? I know he doesn't like china, but it's not fair that a leaf can get an sks for half the price that we can
>>69155169
is it paul?
>>69155011
>>69155096
>>69155109
the aftermath
>>69155175
probably not desu. He just won't add any new gun restrictions
>>69155175
Congress might do it and he'd rubber stamp it, I don't think he cares because it doesn't affect the Rust Belt
>>69155207
forgot image
>>69154995
>>69155247
ban cats
>>69155247
fucking kots mang
>>69155247
jesus, i've never seen a cat do that.
>>69155267
but then we'd have no more kot dances
>>69154881
He's fixed
>>69154896
Thanks!
>>69154910
I wish I had my cat when he was that little, your's is cute. Cute!
Here's another pic of him getting cozy in a cabinet.
>>69155138
http://catvshuman.tumblr.com
Go to the archive
>>69155205
Ye (;
(((cats)))
captcha: serve zion rd
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>69155368
do you guys pronounce it pall or pa-ool?
>>69155434
>>69155525
"Pa-ool"
>>69155368
actually here's another of my kot
>>69155527
>be me
>be on normiebook
>see conservative page i like say something about how Obama was bad with Israel
>expect to see conservative people say that Donald's gonna be worse than them and it'll be better that way
>instead get people talking about how Israel is our best ally and that the us would be nothing without Israel
>literally everyone loved israel
D-Did we do something wrong by electing Donald trump?
ay broke my 2nd bowl in the past 4 months trying to scrape for rez
its time to die
>>69155616
>caring about shit like this
>ever
>>69155616
Think about it this way.
If Israel falls then Mooslims win
I make sure I eat a burger once a week
>>69155616
american conservatives are retarded and their obsession with israel is somewhat hilarious
They either wanna nuke it along with the rest of the ME, or wanna give like $10b a year because they're retarded or evangelical (aka retarded)
>>69155625
>ftw using a aluminum bowl
I'm going to get Alzheimer's when I'm older but who gives a fuck
>american conservatives are retarded and their obsession with israel is somewhat hilarious
>They either wanna nuke it along with the rest of the ME, or wanna give like $10b a year because they're retarded or evangelical (aka retarded)
>>69155625
>he can't roll
That's what you get.
>>69155784
Nothing wrong with nuking the ME.
>>69155573
Did she pass away? u_u
Arkansas pls
is it ok to post for now here?
>>69155247
console fag deserved it
>>69155964
Post a picture from outside your house
just working
>>69154995
serves him well, he trusted a cat
Do you agree /cum/? Skip to 1:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VymvJYe99PI&t=0s
>>69156004
it is dark
>>69156056
My favorite type of pictures, go ahead.
>>69156056
is your flag banana flavored?
>>69156045
get rid of da pakis
>>69156056
I'm sure it's light enough. may not be a great pic, but it'll be good enough
>>69156105
His landlord kicked him out so he destroyed the house and wrote paki all over it kekekek
Princess Leia died, hold me lads.
>>69156194
good
>haven't even been able to shitpost for the past few days because this area of Florida is range banned
I wanna go back to ohio
>>69156147
I wonder if he did buy some guns
>>69156194
Literally who cares
>>69156023
>>69156213
>this area of Florida is range banned
what? why? How are you posting now?
>>69156045
Fat racist arsehole. I personally am perfectly happy to have 'paki's' share Britain country with you. What I'm not happy with is fat, racist, lazy arseholes like yourself. And who the fuck is he talking about when he says 'we'? The 40 or 50 or so arsehats that Britain first can rustle up at best? When will it sink in to your thick skull that cunts like you are in the minority? You silly cunts bang on about democracy, but cant accept that nobody except for a few other thick racist cunts agree with you or share your retarded views. As a former soldier, you make me fucking sick. Fight for ''my country''? You wouldnt last a fucking minute, son.
what's the safe amount of weed to snort? im afraid of od'ing
>>69156100
>>69156142
is only light i see now
>>69156349
>safe amount of weed to snort
>weed
>to snort
wat
>tfw sick and hungry but nauseous
Being sick is the worst, this is what I get for using public transport
>>69156328
Was
It isn't anymore
>>69155625
>smoking resin
gross. get a job and move to a real state
>>69156385
>>69156349
tfw I knew some people in college that thought you could snort kief and get super high because
>it goes straight to the dome
I like how pope francis comes to shitpost with us here in /cum/
>>69156349
What's wrong with smoking it?
Buds
>>69156430
the pope is a pedo and a weeb guess why he likes lolis
>>69156476
>swim trunks
is that a guy?
>>69156476
This is a man
Think I might be lactose intolerant. Feel free to rip up my white card.
>>69156559
but them titties
if that is a man then I can be her woman desu
>>69156596
*rips white card*
Now you pay full price at the Gap store.
>>69156596
It's ok Tyrone.
Where did that sperg go?
>>69156667
behind you
>tfw I'm in so much pain I can't sleep
>>69156677
But there is only a mirror behind me
Where is he?!
>>69156681
just masturbate, that helped me when I broke my leg.
should I buy Dragons Dogma or The Witcher 3
fuck me im paranoid. i just thought what if they can smell the weed from outside. what if some violent thugs smell it and decide they want to bust in and rob and kill me. FUCK
>>69156789
buy memewatch
>>69156789
Dragon's Dogma is patrician
>>69156793
lmao stop smoking
>>69156830
>cuando_un_norteño_va_al_df.webm
>>69156793
Grow some balls, kid.
>>69156869
kek
>>69156830
hamster_eating_banana.jpg
DEATH TO MEXICO!
>>69156830
you just know
Carrie Fisher said Trump is a coke head and now she's in hell. Coincidence?
>>69156863
i need to. it's gotten to the point that i just looked at a trap thread and carefully pondered whether i was in to that.
>>69156895
why lol no
Cats are shit tier pets and if you prefer them to dogs you are a non human
>crying about someone whose only achievement in life was playing a star wars character
>>69156830
You just KNOW
>>69156940
Carrie Fisher was a cokehead herself. It was a term of endearment for her. She was a huge Trump supporter.
>>69156948
Because they haven't sent me a qt gf yet
>>69156940
related
>>69156955
man, now I want to play wow.
>>69156966
Proofs?
new bread cunts