/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

I'm the only straight person on /cum/

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>>69146612
best edition

Awoo

Janny remove this one

>>69146652
t. gayest man on /cum/

>>69146666
no satan, go away

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>>69146652
I'm pretty straight myself desu

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>>69146666
nice quadruple

This is the better edition

>>69146666
nice quads wolfgirl newyorker

>>69146645
>]

Delete /cum/

>>69146666
Momiji confirmed satan spawn

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Does Donald Trump get the Chaos Emeralds now, /cum/?

>>69146756
Ok. You should post your boibutt once you get the cream

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>>69146712
you know fellow arkansas-chan

i just thought of something

7 billion people on earth

55,000 in conway

and we both post in the same general on a shitty blue board on a cambodian toonporn forum

small world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDQKRwNTn3I

i can fap to this

>>69146812
I think there's another one of us here too lmao

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>>69146781
WRONG

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>>69146810
I use cream for mine.
It can be a pain though because sometimes it works with a little bit and sometimes you have to use the whole bottle for any kind of result. ;-;

Isn't it funny how the left is always right?

>>69146812
Weird stuff

Who /FantasyFootballFinals/ here?

2016 was the year of Trump

2016 was the year of the gf

I believe that 2016 will also finally be the year I win the championship

only gays live in Quebec

>>69146890
What did he mean by this?

>>69146870
He is tho

>>69146883
>I use cream for mine.
Then I know that cream works

>>69146812
Truly Arkansas is a meme loving poophole

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>>69146856
>3 conway posters

amazing

Having a hairy ass is a terrible curse

>>69146914
Quebec is the only place in C*nada with culture

>>69146924
arkansas posts are high quality, the memes are more pure and uncut than those from other states

>>69146894
id been fucking around on /cum/ for a long time before i even saw another arkansas poster

>>69146810
n-no
i have some acne on one of my buttcheeks that i'm trying to fix

>>69146890
I find it funnier that in languages like Italian the word left has the same cognate as evil

>>69146929
I don't know if it was you I was talking to, but I said that I was a Russian on Election Night because I didn't want to be CHI'd into oblivion

>>69146951
Luckily I'm not that hairy

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>fantasy football

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>>69146812
>>69146856
>>69146929
>>69146974

Orgy when?

>Tried posting a picture of my pizza which just arrived
>file is too big
THE CHINK DID THIS

>>69147005
NOW

>>69146986
Not a problem

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>I don't play fantasy football

>>69147005
I think they'd love a third/fourth Arkansas member

Please join them forever

>>69147024
draw the pizza then

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>playing DnD for sportfags

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>>69147005
O-ontario kun, I don't know what to say...

>>69146993
I was here on election night

Maybe just the 2 of us then

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>tfw no American bf

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>My favourite sports include soccer, skiing, and mastubating

>>69146652
Wrong

>>69147105
>Maybe just the 2 of us then
Nah, he said he was still in uni

>>69147118
B-but I thought I was your American bf

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>why yes sir I partake in the money making schemes of fantasy sports websites, spending all my free time thinking about drug users and violent men with IQs under 90. It's called being a fan

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>>69147105
Please, call me Chatham~

>>69147143
Take a hike

>>69147178
I'll just stick to calling you qt

>>69147178
ewwwww aren't you close to detroit?

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>betting with friends is a scam

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>drug users and violent men with IQs under 90

>>69147038
it is though
i hate how it looks
it is just slow to clear up but i have cream and stuff i've been using (so maybe boibutt soon)

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>>69147142
Fair enough, maybe he'll come back someday.

>>69147178
>Chatham-chan

Nice ring to it.

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>>69147126
>mfw anon basically described me.

>>69147178
More like Chatty-Kunt

>>69147237
Ok... I guess I'll have to wait on your boibutt pics

>>69147257
I think there's another guy in Little Rock

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>haha it's not gay if I call his hairy smelly ass a boibutt

>>69147291
LR is drugs tier

never met someone from there who didn't do a variety of substances

>fucking another mans festering anus

enjoy AIDS

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Going to post a few pics of my city as requested by Arkansas-chan~ <3

Here's the downtown area

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Thames River

>>69147341
>not being unironically gay
Faggot

>>69147342
My cousin goes to UALR and he says that it's pretty degenerate

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>mfw Fagathans

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Library

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>>69147356
>American Horror Story typeface

not ur fault, looks cozy otherwise

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Hospital

>>69147399
But you're a faggot too

>>69147421
>Mini church next to hospital

Cute as heck dude

>>69147394
dude, that place has no fucking security

a few years ago a girl disappeared on her way back from class and they found her in the campus lake two days later dead and raped

fucking police don't even respond to calls on UALR campus past dark

I'm going to murder the anon from Chatham

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Church downtown

Dont give (You)s to the mentally ill tripfaggot

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Here's my pizza

Had to take a screenshot of the photo

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>>69147438

>>69147421
i like that garden

lotta dwarf hamellin grasses and nandinas

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Capitol Theatre

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Capitol Theatre at night

>>69147462
What the fuck. I guess I didn't hear about that

>>69147479
I do what I want

>>69147507
>expecting Francis the commie to save you

>>69147505
Can I have some

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And the last pic, the Cineplex.
The largest movie theater in the entire region.

i'm taller than you

>>69147505
I wished I liked jalapeños but I'm really weak with spicy stuff

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>>69147602
Probably

>>69147602
Probably

>>69147546
>>69147517
what the trees go to sleep at night?

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>>69147546
>>69147517
cozy

>>69147554
http://www.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/archives/2011/10/17/body-found-near-sweet-home-ualr-student-link-checked

colleges have a lot of sway with media, they tend to keep that shit on the downlow to not scare people, but the truth is a college campus is a shitload of young people in one place and very little security

i know a girl in cabot who was roofied by UCA basketball players and has a kid now, shits all fucked up

>>69147654
The picture at night is a newer picture than the one during day.
They removed the trees :(

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>>69147554
The ground of the Vatican must be littered with the blood of communists. Francis, aka "Fagcis" is not my Pope. He is socialist and probably a homosexual too. Remember, Ave Maria and not Inshallah. Deus Vult.

>>69147466
*teleports behind you*
Heh, good luck tryin kid
*unsheathes dicc*

Where do you go
My lovely

>>69147717
Remember, JP and Theresa, not Francis and degeneracy. Dog Bless

>>69147751
I kek'd

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>>69147773
>>69147773
JP was such a good pope

>>69147717
How was your day Dakota?

>>69147768
I'm right here

>>69147751
It was a hologram

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>>69147717
Hello, South Dakota~

>>69147818
It's okay, how's yours?

>>69147820
<3

https://youtu.be/Yt-KMPvgKPo

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>>69147843
Hello hello

>>69147845
It was OK

I went with my grandpa to his doctor's appointment and I ate Chinese afterwards

>tfw considering downloading r*ddit flags again

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>/thread

>>69147908
Do it. Join the circlejerk

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>>69147887

>the best dakota is southern

naturally

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>>69147888
I wish I had Chinese

I'm probably going to be eating leftover hotdishes for the next week

i'm want to get a job in discovery channel

>>69147939
Go eat Chinese with your bf

>had homemade mac n cheese in the freezer
>thaw it
>sauce is grainy and unpleasant

im really disappointed

>>69147977
>mac n cheese in the freezer
Literally why

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>>69147938
Arkansas = coolguy central

>>69147967
No my bf only wants to eat my cock and I'm out of money until next payday

>>69147977
>had homemade mac n cheese in the freezer
That was your mistake, other Arkansas-chan.

>tfw considering deleting extra flags

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>>69148027
>tfw thinking about eating your cock

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>ywn experience the 90s eurodance scene
Why do I continue living?

>>69148082
>Why do I continue living?
They might invent time travel in your lifetime

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>>69148073
Lewd!

>>69148062
Once you go flag you'll never be non-fag

>>69148006
leftovers from thanksgiving

i made a shitload of bacon mac and cheese
>>69148027
thx technically southerner buddy :D

>>69148034
it was and it wasnt, to be honest my mom put it in the freezer, i had another tupperware of it i took home that stayed dank as fuck

>>69148062
Please don't leave me alone here

>tfw no qt sinaloa gf

>>69148082
>>69148082
Post your favorite eurodance bud

share your passion with /cum/

this is a cozy general of eclectic interests

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>>69148062
Pretty comfy feeling

>>69148128
Not as lewd as it's gonna be

>>69148129
>bacon mac and cheese
That sounds great right about now

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>>69148165

arhg forgot pic

should i buy wings at the pizza place across the street, or warm up pizza pockets

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>>69148182
>he still has to fill out a captcha

>>69148200
with paprika and extra sharp cheddar on top

>>69148182
Me in the middle

>>69148217
>tfw not autistic enough to buy a (((4chan pass)))

>>69148214
Wings

Spending money is good for the economy

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>>69148217
>bragging on giving chinkmoot money literally minutes after buying clovers

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>>69148264
Friend gifted it to me as a Christmas present.
Try again.

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>>69148217
>my friend that is totally putting his penis inside my beautyhole pays for my 4chan pass

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>ywn live in a European sexploitation film
Why do I continue living?

>>69148284
>>69148286

>>69148217
You are such a loser

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>>69148265
>the spicy warm feeling on your lips after slurping the meat and sauce off a chicken wing bone

>>69148175
I don't know many lol just YouTube search 90s eurodance

>>69148284
>not paying for Jacky4chan's coke habit so that he doesn't shut down the site

>>69148213
Mucha plebe bonita aqui, es cierto.

>tfw no american bf from a flyover state to gently bully in a maternal way

Where would you guys move on if 4chan disappeared?

Obviously organizing a massive exodus is impossible so no "we will create a new 4chan bs"

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>>69148393
Are French boys cute?

>>69148393
H-hi

Do you like short tan twinks?

>>69148393
Are you a girl?
Because if you are I'm your guy

>>69148416
7chan

>>69148416
Cripplechan or 7chan maybe

>tfw no american bf to eat all my food and shoot me in a druken rage when loses his money on nascar betting

>>69148416
420chan

Thinking of taking a roadtrip to Chatham to nail this one twink. Anyone wanna come?

>>69148480
Back off, he's mine!

>>69148480
Sure, yeah. Would it be convenient to swing by Ottawa?

>>69148460
>>69148447

What is 7chan? Never heard of it.

I would probably move on and shitpost in taringa, i gotta be honest. Or would pay for an invitation to forocoches.

>>69148553
>What is 7chan?
Just another hive of scum and villany

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>>69148480
>>69148505
I'm property of Arkansas-chan!
Only he shall penetrate my boipucci~

Should I buy a mechanical keyboard

>>69148416
i dunno

i guess id just stop shitposting and only lurk

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>>69148618

>>69148618
Like you get a say in any of this, slut. Just open the door, we'll take care of the rest.

>tfw no qt dixie bf to teach me how to farm and hunt

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>>69148618
>He thinks this means anything to me

>>69148659
H-hi

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>>69148618
Which one of us Chatham-chan?

>>69148659
I'll get us a canoe, and for a week you and I shall live together off the wild and and the Arkansas river, my love

>>69148659
Maricon

>>69148685
>>69148715

do you guys actually know how to hunt?

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>>69148683
>>69148655
N-no! I won't let you violate me so!

>>69148715
Both <3

>>69148421
Yes

>>69148423
I don't like Mexicans

>>69148440
Wow, that was easy, thank you

I should be getting to sleep soon. But I prefer tp drink beer, eat tortillas and shitpost.

>>69148746
Done it since I was 8

>>69148764
>I don't like Mexicans
I'm not a mestizo...

>>69148783
Good. You should stay with us Espoo!

>>69148659
The best hunters come from the North, the best farmers from the midwest.

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>>69148783
>tortillas
>in finland

>>69148800
I should be moving to the states but I cannot ): /cum is still my favorite general on /int desu

>>69148746
Yep.

My family has a bunch of rifles, my dad tries to get a deer or two each year if he can, winds up being 80-100 lbs of meat usually

>>69148753
<3

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Getting really hungry lads but it's only 4:40

>>69148832
>I should be moving to the states but I cannot ):
Don't say that! You'll make it here someday!

>>69148753
You dirty traitor, abandoning your countrymen for dixie dicks

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>>69148837
Do any bow hunting?

>>69148898
Fucking love bow hunting

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>>69148880
why not join him

2 arkansas anons

2 ontario anons

think of the possibilities :D

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>>69148880
Americans are so patriotic and sexy, it's impossible not to love them!~

>>69148800
>>69148837

And how do you guys hunt? Honestly there is not a big hunting culture here, except for deer and obviously humans. Sometimes for family reunions people buy livestock and kill it but thats feels kinda gay.

There is a big fishing culture and thats what i know to do.

>>69148764
Wait you said flyover state nevermind I want nothing to do with you

>>69148831
Finland has a severe lack of Mexican restaurants.
>>69148875
Hopefully soon.

>>69148951
Baja in the middle

>>69148972
Flyover state is less of an insult than living in Cali

>>69148969
>And how do you guys hunt?
How do you mean?

Okay, to the person that said they used hair-removal cream: what is the brand you use?

>>69148972
The only real men left are in flyover states, Aiden McMillenial

>>69149015
I use Nair~

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>>69148934
I haven't been bow hunting since I was 12 but I got a mission venture for Christmas and I think I will try the Spring bear archery season.
Got a squirrel yesterday lol
I hate Dec-Apr, no good fishing or hunting and ice is too thin these last couple years for ice fishing

>>69148898
I wish, that takes a lot of practice and skill, and I'm pretty bad at it

I can shoot straight, but bowhunting is a whole new world

>>69148969
In the South i have friends who literally stock their freezers with meat for the year during hunting season

You get a hunting license and if you have land you're pretty much set, to a certain extent you can bait deer to your land over the off season with feed and salt licks

some folks have tree stands (shelters build up in the limbs of trees and camouflaged), others set up in meadows

the vast majority use guns since they're hunting for meat to feed themselves, bow hunters are more for sport

some badasses even still use wooden longbows

>>69148995

Well Finland is really far away, Anyway even in the Us where is filled with "real" mexican places is actually not that good.

>>69149013
Like, is like the movies where you pick a gun, put yourself in the woods, wait for an animal to appear and kill it?

>>69149086
That's wrong

>>69148969
>buy livestock and kill it

Stupid. No sportsmanship. Part of hunting is the bond between yourself and the animal. Hiking, tracking, waiting, preparing, sighting in the rifle and taking the shot. The risk and reward. And of course the dressing and butchering of the meat you take home.
Rednecks that hunt on closed farms have no balls.

>>69148969
>How do you hunt

Depends on what you are hunting for, what type of hunting you like best, and what your local laws are.

>>69149118

It all sounds really cool desu.

idk how would i react though, hunting is something i really wanna do but i still feel kinda uneasy around guns.

>>69149132
I've been kind of planning on going to Mexico to celebrate the day of the dead with the locals. Beer, good Mexican food and stuff.

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>>69149132
Most people use blinds(just a camouflage tent in the middle of a field/the woods) or stands(a ladder leaned up against a tree with a place to sit on top) which they wait in until a deer shows up. They just wait there and shoot the deer when they see it

>Anyway even in the Us where is filled with "real" mexican places is actually not that good.
All of the Mexican restaurants in my hometown are owned by Guatemalans

>>69149188
>britsharias

>>69149086
>Aiden McMillenial
Only people in flyover states have these silly names

>>69149237
A few trips to the range will get you over being gunshy, if not there is always bow hunting.

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>>69146612
>mfw i just slept for 14 hours

dumb question guys, how long do wings usually take to make at pizza places? like should i call in and then pick them up, or can i just walk in and order them and get them in a few minutes?

i'd call them but i don't want to sound retarded

>>69148969
>And how do you guys hunt?
You go to some forest with your friends, shoot one deer, eat it, take 500 pics posing with rifles, and next morning drive home with terrible hangover cursing everything in the world.

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>>69149313
I only slept for 4 hours

>>69149323
10-15 minutes

>>69149237
>i still feel kinda uneasy around guns.
Aren't there ranges that you can go to?

>>69149237
>i still feel kinda uneasy around guns.


A gun is a tool.

As a tool, the function of a gun is to kill.

In practice, most americans who own guns don't use them, the majority who use them regularly use them for hunting.

Being nervous or scared around a gun is natural because it is a tool made for killing, you should never completely relax or be comfortable when holding a firearm, because you have to be extra responsible while holding a killing tool and it's important to be aware of that.

But if you are that worried about it, you won't fuck up when you finally have a gun in your hands.

>>69149396
>the majority who use them regularly use them for hunting.
Or trap shooting

>>69149132
I prefer spot-and-stalk over hunting in a blind.
The time I sit and wait is for bear, and I use a treestand set up on the treeline of a wild blueberry field.

>>69149323
Even if they don't take long to make there's nothing wrong with calling in a quick order

>>69149266

I dont think is a good day to party, really dont know how is celebrated (my family just goes to the graveyard and thats it). Independence day is a much better day.

>>69149308
>>69149360

Never heard of a gun range, guns are highly regulated in this country, maybe in mexico city (which is the only place where you can legally buy them).

>>69149237
Take a crossbow then.
Or be a real man and hunt with setting traps.

>>69149443
>Mexico
>free
Why can you only buy them in Mexico City though?

>>69149331
>one deer
kek, be better at shooting

also its illegal as fuck to use a gun while intoxicated

>>69149323

either they're frozen and fried, which is like 7-10 minutes, or theyre frozen and baked and like 20-25 minutes

>>69149443
You probably have a gun range somewhere. In fact, in most places where guns are heavily regulated the only way to get a license for one is to be a member of a gun club who will have a range.

Ask your gun store owner where one is. Go there to learn the basics and safety, then go back home and practise.

>>69149443
Tell me about the independence day of Mexico

>>69149480
>one deer
In many places you are only allowed 1 deer per season. I know the US South allows a coupke or a few per tag though

>>69149480
>be better at shooting
You can't shoot more than one per season, it's illegal. They're kinda rare this days.
And no one drinks before shooting, we're not suicidal.

I have never hunted or fished, what I've been missing?

>>69149698
An extra chromosome.

>>69149698
The finer things in life

>>69149698
Lots of fun and a friend accidentally shooting you in the back with pellet cartridge.

>>69149698
Fun and frozen feet

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>>69149698
Fishing is pretty nice. Fish are kind of gross desu, but I like to pick them up and look at them.

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>>69149598
In arkansas you can get up to 6, can't be more than 2 bucks though

>>69149628
fair enough, your countrys rules would be different, sorry to hear your deer are thinning out :(

>>69149698
CHILE!!! :D

you're missing out on a lot, the thrill of the manliest of hobbies, killing animals and eating them

>>69149776
>6 deer
Fug
What's the average dressed weight?

>>69149776
>tfw live in flyover hell but at least I get 6 deer
Feels good mang

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>>69149756
>fish are kind of gross

>>69149776
They're not, numbers are stable and slowly rising, it just dumb farmers cut forests and hunted them without control back in days, so government had to include limit and paid license.
But boars are everywhere, and they provide better challenge and taste, so hunting is still fun.

My song
https://youtu.be/djU4Lq_5EaM

>>69149890
I went boar hunting in Ukraine 4 years ago. It was amazing

>>69149809
usually a little under half the weight is meat with bucks, like a third of the weight with doe

unless you get them in the prime of the season when they're fatter so a bit more

but you can easily expect 70+ lbs of meat on an average doe and with bucks it depends on how big they are

>>69149890

wild boars are tasty,i dont see why americans detest them

>>69149470

Because secretary of defense sells them, secretary of defense is in mexico city.

>>69149530
Well you are right, there is a club for hunting, and they seem to have some kind of gun range.

>>69149537
people get together and drink lots of alcohol and eat lots of mexican food.

>>69149470
every fire arm is sold by SEDENA, some kind of US armed forces. It's not that hard to get a firearm permit, but the lack of good weapons is really limited.
Best way to get a weapon in here is pay a fee at a hunting club and buy a ""second hand"" weapon in a fire arm internet forum. I think you still have to go to Mexico city to register it though.

>>69149985
I figured your deer must be smaller but 70lbs of meat for a doe is about the same as here.

>>69146612
Wake up faggot

>>69149890
>>69149989

pigs are invasive here, there's no bag limit on them

they cause a shitload of damage and are aggressive, so most states let you hunt wild hogs as much as you want

theyre scary fuckers too, if they gore you wrong in the leg (which their tusks are on the level for) they can sever arteries

and we love pig, it makes the best bbq

>>69149776

>tfw i have never seen orange leaves in my life

>>69149861
Fish are in fact kind of gross, dont like the taste of it, dont like touching them, but i like seeing them die so thats why i fish.

Wo ist mein Deutschkumpel, der eine asiatische-amerikanische Freunde hat?

Reminder to never beat up your gf/wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL3rfk2iFww

>>69149989
>i dont see why americans detest them
It's because they cause a lot of damage to our property. They're fucking delicious though

>>69150015
>>69150055
Oh, alright

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>>69150075
all we have are those deer though

up north you've got moose and caribou

and fuck knows how much meat those big carcasses have on em

>>69149961
>>69149989
Making a bonfire and slowly roasting a boar in forest while singing with friends is the best experience in hunting desu.
Until wolves show up, but that's another story :D

>>69146612
jackie 4chan doesn't know how to turn off hats does he? we're just stuck like this, like what happened with t bh and f am

What Linux distribution do you use?

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>Yes I do speak German

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>>69150102
anon, fall is a perfect season

>>69150182
mint. come at me.

>>69150167
He probably doesn't care

>>69149989
Boar and javelina hunting is common in the US and they are considered tasty. They don't detest the meat, they dislike the boar themselves because they are a serious nuisance to agriculture.
It's also more of a pest hunt, on par with coyote, than a "noble" tradition like it is in much of Europe.

>>69150118
Beat it, bitch boy

>>69150182
Windows 8 masterrace

Linuxfags wish they were as cool as me

>>69150102
>Fish are in fact kind of gross, dont like the taste of it
Inhuman

>>69150093
>if they gore you wrong in the leg (which their tusks are on the level for) they can sever arteries
That's add up the thrill of hunt desu.
Tho pigs are nothing, I once accintally startled a mama bear and it chased me about 600 meters.

The dream is dead lads, they ask for a mental health certificate which i would never get since i already tried suicide once.

And they also ask to have your military service "liberated" which i dont have since i never went, oh well.

>>69150167
The Halloween theme was up on some boards until the Christmas theme removed it

>>69150234
>Mexico
Why are you replying to me?

Why do girls get to be faggots?

>>69149989
1. ours are just wild pigs
2. yes, they are tasty we eat them
3. they fucking kill people/pets
4. they devastate crops

they are an invasive species and they need to be eliminated

>>69150292
They can bribe people with their pucci

>>69150159
We have moose here, but if you get a tag once every 20 you are lucky. There are no caribou, antelope, elk, muskoxen, mule deer, or bison, in my area.

Just whitetail, moose, and bear, for big game.
Do you have aligators in Arkansas?

>>69150284
Because I got balls, unlike you

I am planning to have a road trip. I wanna rent a car, and drive from NYC to Montreal.
What happens when I cross the boarder? What will be asked by the officer?

>>69150227
>>69150282
how much longer does this site have?

>>69150344

how big is your penis.

>>69150252
>since i already tried suicide once.
Don't do that anon. I care about you

>>69150326
>Do you have aligators in Arkansas
Yes

>>69150344
>What happens when I cross the boarder
You'll probably need to show them your passport and your travel visa to both Canada and the US

>>69150365
Hopefully not long. I'll be too lazy to go to cripplechan and I might finally get a life

>>69150344
>What will be asked by the officer?
"Do you have any weapons or drugs sir?
Would you like to purchase some?".

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>>69150231
our indians in the south said that coyote and lynx were brothers

the coyote was the wind and the lynx was the fog

>>69150250
bears are scary fuckers, black bears in the US tend to be real skittish, they usually don't cause problems

>>69150326
>alligators

fuck yes we do

we even have them in my county, despite the insistence that there are none by the county board.

but up north on the highway to clinton there are swamps where if pets go missing they dont come back and everyone locally is warned to stay the fuck out

gator steak however, is absolutely delicious

it's tough meat, it's always as chewy as well done steak, but it does have a light chickeny taste

i credit that to their mostly fish diet

its expensive though

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I NEED WEED HASJFGAKJSFGSDFDHGDF

>>69150344
>when i cross the border
they'll ask for your passport, why you're coming, and how long you're staying. if you're going to canada they won't do much else, trying to come back into america, if you plan to, will be a bigger pain in the ass and they might search, but being asian you probably won't be hassled much

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>>69150339
Don't you ever fucking reply to me again you stupid fucking bean nigger

Fucking Mexicans can't just let decent people live their lives in peace

>>69150250
>and it chased me about 600 meters.
this never happened. bears are fast as fuck, unless you're kenyan you die.

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>>69150453
>despite the insistence that there are none by the county board
Bunch of bitches

baka desu cuck senpai

>>69150344
>Passport please
>Purpose of visiting Canada
>how long do you intend to stay
>Any firearms, knives, pepper spray, or other weapons
>Any currency in excess of $10,000
>Any gifts to be left in Canada
>have you recently worked at or visited a farm or other agriculturual entity

That's the spiel you get everytime you cross the border. It's a fairly quick and painless process depending on where you cross

>>69150421

It was a long time ago, because i was dumb, doctor actually diagnosed me, gave me pills, stopped taking them. But recently ive been feeling bad so i guess i will go again and get the jewpills.

>>69150453
>gator steak however, is absolutely delicious

Lies, all lies.

>>69150344
hello japan

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>>69150453
Bears usually very calm, you can really go and handfeed them in the wild here. But mama bears guarding her babies is another story, she tear anyone who approaches them apart.

>>69150611
do you guys need to show a passport to get into the US? i've been told you don't but we need one to get in to canada unless we have a special license.

>>69150453
Yeah, I was going to buy a gator tail filet once at a Food City but it was way too expensive for me

>>69150612
I hope you get to feeling better family

>>69150574
When you're in dense forest and been through azerbaijani conscription you can escape anything.

>>69150611
Damn. I am only asked where I'm coming from and if I have anything to declare.

>>69150421
Thanks. Of course, I will be with my passport and my international driver license.

>>69150529
Do you mean that entering to America is more difficult than entering to Canada?
How are Asians viewed by local people?

>>69150682
but the bear is way better at running through the forest. the caucasian brown bear can reach speeds up to 48 mph. just admit you're full of shit

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>>69150577
i know a girl in conway PD

there's alligators in the swamps on highway 64

no one officially admits it but there's enough there to be a hazard

>>69150612
i've had cajun style gator steak and fried gator nuggets

its been consistently chewy but tasty

>>69150626
yeah the one thing we were told as kids in my family on our land is that if you see a bear cub, get the fuck out because the mama bear is nearby

>>69150664
yeah its expensive, shit gets sold at a premium because it's "exotic" even though they're common enough to be a nuisance in florida and commonly hunted

>>69150720
how brown are you

>>69150777
What are you going to be doing here?

>>69150798
Never seen a bear desu

>>69150777
asians aren't really viewed at all if that makes sense. we see you as smart, quiet ppl that don't start shit. no one will fear you in anyway. if people find out that you're japanese they either wont care, will talk about wwii, or will talk about anime/vidya

>>69150777
and yes, getting into america is harder than getting into canada. you don't have the same rights here either so don't listen to assholes telling you to refuse police, let them search you if they ask

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>>69150836
saw one across a lake once

and in the LR zoo

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>>69150652
Yes and no
It used to be nothing, then driver's license, then birth certificate, now passport. America implements these laws and later Canada follows suit

BUT, people here cross all the time without them (I have crossed a couple times with no ID at all), no one really cares. Both sides just give you a little brochure informing you of the new passport laws and how to obtain one in your respective countries.
There is also programs like the Nexus card, it is an ID that's accepted but cheaper and easier to get than a passport.

This would probably be very different at a place like the Windsor/Detroit border.

>>69150792
Nigga, in Astara average distance between trees is 50-70 cms. And that bear didn't watched the NatGeo apparently, so she didn't run that fast.
Stop being such a bird catcher autist.

>>69150843
>or will talk about anime/vidya

only you fuckers will do this. Normies will make small talk and not engage in shamefur acts of ronery rosers

>>69150720

It depends on a lot of things, honestly i have never had any troubled on the american border, is just like "where you going" "ok see ya" and other people have nightmare stories.

>>69150895
>tells others to stop being an autist
>claims he out ran a brown bear because he's a super leet veteran

just admit you're full of shit.

>>69150889
Is that the Buffalo?

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>>69150964
yessir

so is this

>>69151033
I've been to that spot. It's fucking beautiful

I went kayaking down the buffalo with a friend's church group once

>>69150962
>super leet veteran
No, I'm just a guy who was forced to wake up at 5 and run for 3 km's for an entire year.
>let me tell you about your life
Fugg off, m8.