the queen is dead edition
what are you plans for new years eve lads?
g'an do a suicide
want to fuck amalzd
>>69118378
People's stance on Islam in Britain and the death of European culture doesn't make it any less true or real
>he didnt take a gap year abroad
fucked it lad didnt you :^)
>>69118691
probably >>69118693 desu
would love to get this shirt
>>69118732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKFjWR7X5dU
>>69118653
Watched this cunt on Sky arts this morning and it cheered me the fuck up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDaJ7rFg66A
Might go see his show
>yeah dude I totally spent like 3 hours on street view so I guess you could say I'm Welsh
>>69118653
tumblr
>>69118691
Might see Bonobo do a DJ set in SF
THERE'S A CLUB IF YOU'D LIKE TO GO
YOU COULD MEET SOMEBODY WHO REALLY LOVES YOU
SO YOU GO, AND YOU STAND ON YOUR OWN
AND YOU LEAVE ON YOUR OWN
AND YOU GO HOME, AND YOU CRY AND YOU WANT TO DIE
aaron 3rd year law
do not like koreans and their dog eating
The cure > the smiths (named after a crisp brand lol)
>probably visit 10+ countries before you're 18 with family
>Interailling end of 6th form for Europe
>Gappy for SEA
>year travelling after uni for south america
>Can visit at least one different country every year when you're working for decades
Only people who won't end up travelling the world are deanos who go to Spain every year
>>69118765
love this post
business idea: cum shirts. you put the shirt on when you start wanking, do your sex weewee onto it, then take it off and put your real shirt back on
>>69118768
>a fucking miner
>>69118790
1 >3 >2>4
me on the left
>>69118799
maybe for billionaire Europeans
its hard to travel beyond NA here
I'm moving to Vietnam soon
business idea: open up a bar and play nothing but the smiths 24/7
>>69118808
literally do this x
>>69118808
What compels people to post utter fucking shit like this?
Try to imagine the person sat at half two in the morning with this going through his fucking mind.
>>69118799
>>probably visit 10+ countries before you're 18 with family
>>Interailling end of 6th form for Europe
>>Gappy for SEA
>>year travelling after uni for south america
>>Can visit at least one different country every year when you're working for decades
What the fuck is this normie billionaire upper-middle class shit
this is wales
how is gf2016 going lads? ;_;
on me third cup of tea today
might have a problem leds
>>69118838
>I'm moving to Vietnam soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJaQXj5wVXA
>>69118839
Sounds shit
Let's Dance to Joy Division instead
whats the most non-mainstream indian food you've eaten lads
wish I wasn't wrong all the time...
haha remember this bird
wonder if she still posts here
Thinking about joining the Army and trying to get posted to a base in the UK, Germany or Japan lads. Thoughts on this?
>>69118743
Was watching this randomly like 3 weeks ago and couldn't concentrate on the actual for the sheer NEED of owning that shirt. Guaranteed pussy.
>>69118846
They're usually underage lad, or complete fucking failures at life
>>69118846
eccentric creatives who think outside of the box, my man.
>>69118846
>>69118858
this is wales
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIbpt1aDFqM
business idea: open a bar abd serve nothing but smiths 24/7
>>69118880
hmm
>borrow money to visit internet girlfriend in canada whilst at uni
>still paying it back years later
>decide to travel after uni and do bar work abroad
>no graduate jobs will hire me with this hole in my cv
traveling sure was fun
ive never eaten indian or chinese
>>69118876
erm, samosa? I don't eat much indian food
>>69118881
you're either stupid or boring
>>69118880
who the fuck is that?
>>69118880
Makes my beeno quite happy. Who is this fluid druid?
Business idea: a world where nobody bothers eachother
>>69118876
dal
how old were you when you realised the only way to achieve "happiness" was by lowering your standards?
>>69118881
try to get deployed somewhere that you'll get shot
>>69118917
>>69118900
>>69118928
>>69118932
was back in the golden days of craven and fatcam
bottled to title to man city on the final day with a day away to fulham on career mode
NOT a happy a bunny, shan't be turning on the gaming console again
>>69118925
Actually I want to fucking die and I'm a total failure
business idea: shirts to cum onto, I call them cumshirts
>>69118876
Nehari
Lentil Dal
>>69118954
unmanned robots are the future 2bh
doubt any humans would be in harm's way in any future conflicts, at least not in major ones.
The so-called quote-unquote """gee eff""
>>69118980
>>69118838
>Vietnam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
business idea: girls to cum into, I call them cumgirls
>>69118968
can't think of anything runtier than playing fifa against the CPU
>>69118973
settle down lad we're all going to make it
sub-bass on this is booming my house down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyDCFmie9fY
business idea: a tube that's connected to the plumbing system and can be holstered at the side of your bed and locked on to your willy when you need a wee so you dont have to get up and go to the toilet
choon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LQdTum14a4
>>69118954
hes already there
>>69118808
not a bad idea 2bh, thanks for the tip
business idea: abolish pensions for all people born after 2000
>>69119011
Fifa Ultimate Team is possibly the runtish thing to spend your time doing
how many fucking times do I have to say it, if you're feeling stuck in life move to australia, become a tradie, and smoke weed at the beach
do indians eat dogs and rats like the chinese?
>>69118994
>unmanned robots are the future 2bh
>doubt any humans would be in harm's way in any future conflicts, at least not in major ones.
are you fucking thick?
don't think you understand the point of war
>>69119044
kys
>>69119045
maybe
but a lot of people in india are vegetarian
business idea: shirts to give to girls, I call them girlshirts
>>69119012
Not me lad
going to get some gateau might then go on omegle :') x
>>69119047
of course the losing side would be losing men left and right, but luckily you're on our side; the winning side, and we don't put our troops in harm's way anymore
>>69119044
yes im sure you'll be allowed to immigrate if all you offer is another tradie
>>69119059
business idea: give your cumshirts to girls
business idea: abolish pensions
>tfw could heem every single one of you runts
semicolons are quite fedora twobh
i should stop using them
>>69119096
based ramsay
>>69119076
we can come to aus no strings attached for 2 years on a working holiday visa think brits and kiwis too and vice versa ofc
>>69119044
you will NOT make Australia home
>>69119109
if you can't stay then you'll just feel worse going back
>>69119096
He's a weird looking fucker. Bet he's a nonce too.
>>69118869
I don't have yellow fever or something, but viet girls are qt which would make living there nice.
'avin a cheeky juice box
business idea: exploding portable toilets, when you're out and about and need a wee or poo but theres no toilet around, simply do your business into the exploding portable toilet, when you're finished simply place it on the ground and stand back while it explodes and cleans your poo and wee
>>69119123
I'm only going to go if I don't get into grad school
>>69119132
comfy
>>69119109
yeah, you arent going to be hired as an apprentice here if youre here for 2 years.
you'll end up picking fruit then getting the boot after 2 years.
the new tat
don't usually post here, but hope Liz doesn't die
>>69118846
They come up with some weirdo post and they feel like letting it free in /brit/ for a small giggle
Just underage runts with literally nothing else to do with their time
>>69119007
>tfw no cumgirl
when did it happen, /brit/?
for me it's when i stopped caring about my education when i was 15 and it overtook me
grades went from excellent to average and never recovered
every other aspect followed
>>69119152
*leaves exploding toilets in the trash cans around London*
It must be the Irish again
>>69119167
this
working vacations are for backpackers and they purposely shuffle you around so that you can't stay afterwards
Business idea: Steal lads pints while they're in the loos and offer them to girls
having some siracha on my dinner to help my body feel better lads
Pair of chooks and a dingo mutt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lBNn5Us6fM
>>69119169
>Yes I'd like to apply for the receptionist job
business idea: wank booths to be introduced in supermarkets
>>69119167
where i live there is a need for pleb tradies 2bh
>>69119187
I chose to do physics instead of history at a levels
and the rest is history
>>69119187
my life was ruined from the very start
>>69119169
ah yes, the unemployment starter pack
>>69119233
That's all ancient history now
>>69119167
you can't find any apprenticeships in two years? not even if you have experience in a trade?
that doesn't sound right
>>69119233
at least you're not me, i'm going to do music at a russel group when all i want to do is science
>>69119025
business idea: bedbaths. sleep in the bath so you can wee while in bed and it will go straight down the plughole
>>69119187
it was never destined for success since i've never been able to find something i actually want to do, but it was probably year 12 when the lack of effort actually began to prevent me from doing stuff
business idea: a key ring that adjusts to fit around your knob so you dont lose your keys
>>69119169
did he cosmentically remove his ear?
>>69119192
>anti irish post with a celtic frog
>scottish flag with a celtic frog
so fucking clueless
>>69119232
that's a labourer, not a tradie. a tradie requires qualification.
you certainly won't be kept in the country if you are an unskilled labourer.
>>69119280
oh
haha
that pun wasn't consciously intended
business idea: hold me
>>69119135
Stop projecting.
business idea: knork. piece of cutlery with a fork at one end and a knife at the other
could a yank move to wales and become a farmer
is that allowed?
ah yes modern america
What is your favourite subchan outside of /int/ lads
nicked a pint glass from the airport bar lads
fucking bozzled right now, might get kicked off my flight zante'
>>69119061
you don't understand
Zyzz said we're all going to make it, so we're all going to make it.
>>69119294
just grow a little taller so people will have to notice you x
>no strong sectarian tsundere scottish bf to hold me at night time
ah, yes
>>69119187
It all went to fuck in Year 13 when I gave up and flopped my a levels
Got a lifeline and doing my degree in Europe
For me, it hasn't happened yet, but time will tell if I make the same mistakes
>>69119332
sure
but why would you want to be a farmer?
imagine being one of those mongs who browsed the front page once and dismissed a whole website
>>69119231
They usually call them changing rooms
>>69119281
most apprenticeships last 2 to 4 years and are ways in which employers can vet and gain staff members with some loyalty because of their training.
i dont even think there are two year apprenticeships in anything physical, and if there are, some cunt who's going to be fucking off literally days after becoming certified will never be chosen. the world doesn't revolve around you.
>>69119349
>Got a lifeline and doing my degree in Europe
what are you doing lad? details
>>69119169
Remember a bus to AC/DC and a lad woke up looking like that.
Very elaborate I LIKE COCKS on this guys forehead however.
Kudos to the artist
>>69119341
good gravy are you still here?
please come up with a new gimmick
>69119096
>>69119339
/sp/ but my sports team is shit atm so i'm avoiding it
>>69119358
some parts of it are alri and fairly useful
the whole yank userbase and echo chambering just ruin it for me
>>69119280
Hey... Don't change the subject... Haha...
>>69119341
business idea: glass detectors in pubs and bars to be placed around the entrance to detected thieves
>>69119339
/pol/
>>69119358
all of reddit is trash, small boards included
>>69119187
when i was about 12 and i started caring more about video games than friends which was far before games were a normie thing
notice to those feeling depressed: therapy is completely useless if you have existential or long-term problems
>>69119394
>/pol/
>>69119373
Is baneposting normie now
>>69119349
>ruined your life
>doing a degree in europe
not sure you've grasped the post x
Nobody cares that your depressed until you kill yourself
>>69119355
i have a bit of an infatuation with wales
it's a mystical place
business idea: state funded suicide
>>69119383
agreed desu you just need to know how to use it in the right way
>>69119363
He's either doing medicine or dentistry, what else
my existential depression lasted 2 years
good times. felt like I was on another planet half the time
>>69119312
yeah but he CAN stay for a year
>>69119339
/heem/
>>69119413
thanks for the reply
>>69119457
(You)
>>69119418
low level baneposting has always been normie-tier
the higher level /tv/ stuff is too esoteric for the normies though
look at this smug confident cunt
business idea: free euthanasia and post-mortem services in exchange for organ donation
>>69119436
its like a lion fighting off hyenas
Oh fucking HELL
releasing the kraken right now (my poo)
Nether regions are screaming in agony as the beige beast destroys everything in its path
>>69119437
like you'll see an alri post
then the (you)s to it will just be
"agree"
"yeh agree"
"this"
"what op said"
and anything even mildly opposing is treason
>>69119462
thanks for the reply
>>69119466
How is baneposting esoteric
>>69119327
Fucking bollock-faced nappy-ripper.
>>69119436
The Roach Against The World
I will find out about my grad school applications in february/march
will update /brit/ with my travel to aus if I don't make it in
if not I will have necked meself by then
>>69119457
this wank does nothing for me
>>69119492
some things are just a bit much for normies
Snakes on a Plane 2: The Boa's Bender
I have so much unfulfilled ambition
>>69119488
thanks for the reply
>>69119466
I get a chuckle out of "what did he mean by this?" posting
many /tv/ memes are pure shite though
>>69119507
You'll get a rude awakening in oz. You're already in the best cunt.
https://i.yuki.la/gif/1463476248385.webm
>>69119339
i browse /v/ sometimes to find any decent threads for a game im playing, i also browse /tv/ for the purpose of finding images of brendan fraser, /pol/ for getting easy (You)'s
>>69119447
yeah but it's not really moving here if you are going to be dropkicked out the door the day your visa expires.
i don't even know if the government is fond of the working holiday people doing unskilled labouring desu. i know theyre into them fruit picking and shit like that, probably to, as the other canadian said, move them around and make it harder to stay afterwards.
>>69119487
collapse child comments and never open them
about to have my last piece of junkfood for a year
>>69119408
>tfw my GP keeps trying to make me say I had a traumatic childhood or was abused because he doesn't want to prescribe me hard drugs for my anxiety and depression
>tfw had a wonderful childhood
Ah, yes.
>>69119525
Seen this exact image posted on facebook multiple times desu
>>69119541
that's kind of you and I do like Canada, but if I don't make it into grad school I will need a vast change of scenery to avoid falling into a pit to eternal darkness.
*sips tea*
>>69119507
literally just apply to grad school programmes in australia and have the best of both worlds.
you'll be sorely let down if you continue on with the tradie on the beach fantasy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRfUWBWVxtM
How do I get a Welsh gf like one of these fine lasses?
>>69119558
its why i prefer browsing the 'ddit on redditisfun
>>69119542
Why'd this make me lol when all the gut trailings started falling out
What was the drunkest you've ever gotten on a plane lads?
Have never, it's illegal in Canada
>>69119598
Is that Terry Bradshaw in the back?
>>69119487
or awful attempts to be funny but also positive and PC
>>69119616
aha yeah mate *walks away with a disgusted look on my face*
>>69119620
Is that CWC
>>69119598
good ol' nige
>>69119620
bro just be urself
>>69119642
its the same person you dolt
>>69119602
this show was so kek worthy. that gimp who owned the club was the biggest try hard on earth
why do cold climate wankers fantasise about the beach so much.
its an incredibly uncomfortable environment
>>69119542
hope that scared the audience shitless
really want a plain gf just like this desu
meximong
AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>69119651
grass is greener mentality
>>69119651
Not to mention no proper Christmas. That's hard if you're used to seasons.
>>69119599
too expensive for foreigners
and I'm not sure it's a fantasy, I know a lass there now who's working as a lifeguard in perth I think. it's not like finding steady work there is some insanely difficult thing on a working holiday visa
>>69119651
Alright Anakin
>>69119639
I listened to an hour documentary on his yesterday for whatever reason.
>>69119647
oh yeah it is
>>69119615
what?
its perfectly legal to drink on a plane moron
they just don't usually serve drinks on short continental flights
I've flown international to Europe and got absolutely pissed on the duty free liquor I bought as well as drinks provided
>>69119620
losing weight won't give me a jaw or fix my broken nose though
do not enable the nonce
>>69118944
who is she?
>>69119639
not a fucking clue what that means
>>69119690
Saw that a while ago, fascinating especially when you realise that he's still at it today in his tranny form
>he doesn't use /sp/ as his second board
>>69119714
Chris Chan
>>69119682
well you aren't going to be a tradie, and you seemingly have no other qualifications.
i honestly dont think you've looked into this even slightly other than perhaps googling "which australian city is best"
going to do a hot, greasy post-gym wank
What's Australia like in the Winter
>>69119721
what's this? i never browsed /sp/ because i don't suck cocks
>>69119663
but she wants a 6'3 model who's in med school
>>69119743
Summer
>>69119707
Which one?
>>69119726
!
THAILAD!
>>69119743
like england in summer, just less humid
>>69119717
There's probably 3 or 4 hour long ones :/
then loads of phone calls some of them over 2 hours long.
I don't want to go too deep.
>>69119737
always need to have a quickie after seeing all the qts in the gym
>>69119706
yeah but you can still reach a semi-normie aesthetic
>>69119721
embarrassment to villa fans this nonce was
>>69119746
There used to be a villa fan tripfag that got trolled for (you)s for 3 years, it all got archived by a user called the archiver
>>69119681
>no proper Christmas
what did he mean by this
>>69119754
>>69119748
>>69119766
was a qt on the walk back that did it for me funnily enough
me mate looks like somat out of dr who
>>69119753
never enable any nonce
sickening to see people are doing it
>>69119771
Over 70% of the hatred for Villa fans in /epl/ is because of him
>>69119785
You don't have Northern European or American seasons though do you..
Ass about face down there.
>>69119781
i know about the archiver, is he the one who trolled him for years or was UTV just that easy to bait?
ah yes it's Nigel Farage attacking Jo Cox's mourning husband
ah yes it's Nigel Farage attacking the Archbishop of Canterbury
pack it in, mate.
>>69119721
>snooker isn't his second sport
HOWLING
>>69119809
what's the other 30%?
>>69119808
Aye aye Cap'n
>>69119800
usually all the sweaty lads hogging the squat racks for me
thailad what did you get for crimbo
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-pennsylvania-professor-idUSKBN14F154
kek, /pol/ ruined his career
>>69119746
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/the-philmarilion
tl;dr a dude got obsessed over a tripfag in the Football Manager general and kept a 100 page record of his interactions with him and fantasies about him
>>69119836
probably my shitposting haha
>>69119765
https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s
This is the one I saw. I still think some of his WACKY ZANY antics are done as a joke surely, but it's hard to tell
even small houses in wales cost at least 300k pounds
why is everything so expensive
>>69119836
blues
newcastle
west brom
wolves
other strange plastics who dislike villa for some reason
>>69119845
Aftershave and some new clothes (couple of shirts and a new pair of jeans)
>>69119855
>KYM
thanks for replying but please never do so again mate
https://www.change.org/p/drexel-university-5-000-signatures-to-support-george-ciccariello-maher
fucking state of america
thai chicANO
>>69119838
can you have a word with your compatriot
he's enabling and encouraging
you now remember
>>69119859
Marry a munter there and you're set.
>>69119856
all me
>>69119767
celebrities definitely don't count
people pretend adam driver is attractive for fucks sake
>>69119881
Ah, the ol' alma mater
>>69119892
Nope
Autismo Yank is beyond reasoning with
>>69119881
his last name is maher
>>69119859
limited amount of space
>>69119821
yeah but how does it actually affect christmas beyond shitty jumpers lmao
>>69119858
no hour long video could cover it all is the thing about it.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFP_oXwXyG1wCBEPpKwhrhA/videos
Thailad what did you do for Christmas
>>69119893
Can't believe it was that long ago, that was extremely high scale autism
>>69119896
yeah probably more you
/epl/ is a bit shit and full of plastics who dismiss lower league proper football
keep most of my football autism in here as it fits into the regional wars too
>>69119919
>Bill Maher
>Maher
>jewish
you CANNOT make this up anymore
you CAN NOT
>>69119943
exchanged gifts, ate din dins and watched the queen's speech
>>69119960
Exchanged gifts with who?
>>69119973
My gf
>>69119926
Tbqh, I don't know.
You probs don't have Christmas pudding either so all in all better.
>>69119936
Wew lad, I'll stick this on my anime backlog
>>69119824
both
>>69119831
>the molester from leicester
always gets me 2bh
>>69119983
Bit fishy
>>69119990
Just fuck off
>Exchanged gifts with who?
45mins: Goal for Chelsea - Demba Ba takes advantage of a slip by Steven Gerrard to run through and put the visitors ahead #LFC 0-1 #CFC
imagine falling into the water and being pulled under by the current and having your head bashed against a rock repeatedly until you lost consciousness and drowned
>>69119990
That's a long fucking poo mate
>>69120001
probably better if you don't.
I lol'd at him getting cucked by a guy dressed up in a pickle suit though ngl.
>>69120010
Why's that?
thai chicANO is a pedo
>>69120070
>>69120030
>>69119990
how to get poos like this?
>>69120069
not a bad post keep it up
>>69120092
be a girl
>>69120092
lots of fiber probably
>>69120092
don't poo for 14 days
>>69119620
His ears look different