g'an do a suicide
first for wales
do girls have bigger poos than boys?
drumpf is really draining the swamp by putting a clintonite cabinet
What went wrong?
american universities hahahahahaha
>>69120184
yes
girls dont poo lol x
any scousers
how do i get a woman to have sex without me wiithout paying a prostitute
>brother convinced my mum to buy him a telescope and tablet
Seething
The fuck doesnt even have 250 to his name at the age of 25 and hes pressuring her to buy him shit
Opinions on anime girls?
The leftist brainwashing that our universities do is insane
>>69119717
have you see the video of him fingering is taint-hole?
>tfw he thought that binural beats and estrogen topical cream grew him a vagina
>its actually just an open wound
just got out of bed and shouted at a bird to shut up chirping
its still going at it
>>69120244
>>69120217
pretty scary desu
>americans who think they're above /cum/
>>69120244
Reality has a left wing bias
almost on par with the pengest munch honestly
>>69120262
if it gives you any trouble lad give me a bell
>>69120208
collapse of Portugal
>>69120243
hate
any of you lads lived in a house like this? there must be a lot of moisture and bugs no?
Think I might kill myself
>>69120284
shant be forgiving them for this
>>69120290
Haha
>>69120289
Nobody lives in those
Britain is filled with ugly shit housing that 90% of people live in
>>69120265
reality is an illusion and can be augmented
>>69120290
Haha
>>69120289
this is in the USA, in Georgia
good analogy for my life haha
(shit one year, shit the next)
>>69120288
can't find my 4chan cup reaction images
>>69120296
blame the US and the UN/EU for pressuring Portugal to give up its colonies, and the communists funnelling money into African rebel groups
>>69120354
GEORGIA MENTIONED
Anyone else feel like they'll eventually kill themselves
>>69120378
shant be forgiving myself for this
>>69120392
there's literally no point, my mum and dad went through the trouble of raising me so I might aswell live for 40 or 50 more miserable years
>>69120243
copy and pasted facial features
>>69120392
unfortunately not, ill be guilted into staying around forever
>>69120374
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/
doing a read
Shan't be reading any of the posts above or below this
>>69120420
virus do not click
>>69120410
makes no logical sense
>>69120381
people are too hard on Georgia even though its magnum comfy
not a virus, click it
bird shut up now
thanks for the backing lads nighty night
>>69120448
Feliz Navidad
>>69120412
Due to artstyles anime girls have more variations than real people.
>>69120420
>those stats
LMAOing
actually have NYE plans this year
the gf
What does love feel like lads?
>>69120491
bags of sand
ah yes
>>69120489
me too
I'm going to get drunk and wank and not watch any NYE stuff since I stay up well past midnight normally anyways
>>69120500
mate if I ever see you I'll smash your fucking head wide open yeah
>>69120517
yeh
Anyone remember the birdcuck gimmick from earlier in the year?
ah no
LEAVE thailad ALONE.
>>69120501
the stressed word is the word that is incorrect. why is that so hard?
>>69120491
Like walking around with a stab wound until the morphine wears off and it slowly kills you.
SOTC
>>69120521
brilliant. birdcucks at it again this morning
>>69120477
you can see that their eyes are literally copy and pasted on their faces, disturbs me 2bh
screaming, only just found out about this
http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/4chan-trolls-anti-abortion-bot-for-months/
birdcucks are at it again lads`
>>69120508
sad act
>>69120565
You have the wrong type of autism needed to enjoy anime
bigmouth strikes again................................................................................................................................................................................
>>69120585
These days 4chan would attack these people as anti-christian leftists
>fall asleep for a few hours
>wake up at 2am
>wide awake now
fucks sake
>>69120597
when i look at their faces i can see the empty face and the artist just dragging the eyes over and flipping them
>>69120585
lul
>>69120614
people change, jack
New gimmick: end all your post with commas,
>>69120585
>those they imagine were killed by a woman’s right to choose
pretty creative use of the word "imagine" there 2bh
>>69120641
shan't be doing that
>>69120594
A mealy mouthed reply
>>69120443
i think you mean... mangum comfy
ahahahaha!
Nice gimmick,
>>69120614
/pol/ is the only board that seems to fuck with these things anymore. So I doubt that.
i love jews and muslims
New gimmick: ignore Canadians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my1xidilZOk
banger
>>69120670
wow i love this one
i think this one is a keeper, i feel like it'll catch on
Only about 1 post every half hour makes it through my extensive filters
>fucking leafs
holy shit. only in canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHJeqPVGTUY
>>69120650
the american looks like jason blaha
>>69120650
should have used the old canadian flag
everything here in yankland feels so soulless after looking around the UK
>>69120711
wonder how big how willy is
you know what, /brit/ is right, obama wasn't that bad
new gimmick: a fucking REAF
>>69120722
complete opposite
you've probably just been looking at expensive countryside for ages
New gimmick: sunglasses and advil
>>69120738
Remove eggroll soon 2bh
>>69120737
the insurance have been going up for decades, but somehow its always the niggers fault
>the leafs are here
was good whilst it lasted boys goodnight
need a wee, could do with an exploding portable toilet right about now
leafs out
>Canadian hating pakis are here
You'll never be British
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_boycott
>>69120820
neither will you LOL!(loving every laugh)
>the british are here
>in /brit/
>>69120799
Aye, off I go too. Cannot fucking stand these cunts. Especially that smug fuck one who think he is actually British.
>>69120799
You know what, me too, fuck the leafs.
Plotting a poo
Wondering a wank
Pondering a pee
i love canadians
>>69120792
obama thought that once obamacare was passed, it'd be so overwhelmingly popular that overturning it would be political suicide
i imagine that's also why he wasn't afraid of using executive orders as a replacement for legislation, because he assumed he'd leave popular with democrats in some form of control
>>69120641
Old gimmick: end all your wanks with cummies
i just posted a tune :/
>>69120884
the oldest gimmick of them all
Imagine being paki and making the thread about Canada to try and get a break from being hated lads
Fucking thought of it
Gimmick proposal: Forceably enslave all Canadian posters
>>69120872
He's correct. There will be riots in the inner cities once Trump takes away their healthcare.
>>69120884
funny gimmick: cummie in my mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySzrJ4GRF7s
>>69120757
i dunno lad
everywhere in great britain i look outside of the big cities it's incredibly nice. centuries of history showing through every building, bridge and road. it's something the US is missing. everything where i live is no more than 30-40 years old
can't believe there are unironic calls by the right to make our healthcare more like americas
convinced that only pakis like canada, and for a good reason too. liberal shithole who love foreigners
trump is draining the swamp by hiring a jew who worked with soros as the secretary of treasury and by hiring an oil tycoon as secretary of state
What is your news years resolution?
Roasted my cashews
in all seriousness what happened to canadian posters? they were never this bad
>>69120946
to die
our rural population was 9.9% in 2010, 17.7% in 2014
fascinating
>>69120884
I always lose interest in wanking after cummies, I thought I was the only one
>>69120946
To make an extraflags comeback to my april popularity
pondering a poo
wondering about a wank
>>69120904
wrong~
>>69120946
get a life
idk how though lol
Hurr durr I'm a canadian durr everyone look at me
a fucking leaf
canadians getting smashed hahaha
Its so blatantly obvious its a paki or 2
As well as the resident chicano with the small penis
Do you know why Americans are in general the worst users of /int/? Because most of them don't come here to simply discuss with people of other nationalities. They don't come here to learn more about the world either, since Americans think that they know everything regarding planet earth (that's the same reason why USA keep trying to be world's police.) Truth is: they come here to relieve the frustration of their personal lives. Don't get it? Then try to picture a fat and depressed guy. He lives in the most successful country in the world, but he can't get a job, because he's afraid of being responsible. He can't get a girlfriend, because he's fat and stinky. He can't get friends because he's annoying. No one respects him, even his parents. That guy is about to commit suicide, but one day while he's browsing 4chan, which he uses to discuss his favorite hobby: anime, he discovers what will eventually save his life: /int/. He notices that people will take you seriously here because of that blue, red and white little flag on the top of your post. Here he will have the attention that he thinks he deserve. Here he can humiliate people by using his luck of being born in the most powerful country in the world for his own particular interests. Here he can be a type of Elliot Rodger and get his retribution by being hostile with people. And when these people fight back and point things that actually show why USA isn't a perfect country and why he's probably a frustrated guy, he will say that those people are just jealous. And everybody is going to agree with him, because on /int/ people just can't agree with people who live in a 3rd world country. And then the fatty finds his new home. He will finally be respected, people will finally judge him by his opinion, not by who he is. And when these people don't: he will say they're irrelevant, their opinion doesn't count. And at the end of the day he will lie on his bed and smile, because he's finally someone.
>>69121043
read all of this
>>69121043
BTFO
T
F
O
>>69121048
>>69121051
leaf control
not sure why the fucking leaf is assuming we are non-whites because it is pretty well known that non-whites around the world love canada
you're mum is a leaf blower
CHI
CA
NO
Fuck off burgers
how can you reset your fuckbook? i want to sign up as if i never did in the first place
>>69121083
back when /usa/ existed
good times
>>69121043
i'm not anything like this though
i unironically love the UK and spend a lot of time learning about it
>buying tickets to NYE events
ffs is there anything sadder
>>69121094
sitting on 4chan on nye
http://web.archive.org/web/20031008225412/http://img.4chan.net/b/imgboard.htm
2003
>>69121094
watching wahey wahay wahey wahay 10 minutes hd in the 'sync as the clock strikes 12 on nye
>>69121110
honestly reckon it's better
>>69121117
no me
>>69121129
post stats
NYE plans: spend it with my kids at home and get to bed before 12:30am
>>69120943
memes
>>69121094
Yanks posting in /brit/ threads
was out tonight
a lot of the lads talking to birds aren't even that good looking 2bh
dont understand
>>69121145
they're thirsty, obviously
>>69121145
Any port in a storm lad
Thinking about asking random tourists for a cigarette tomorrow
>>69121112
mental
if they were 18 and posting, they'd be 31 now
iceland???
what's that
>>69121154
do women actually approach men?
i'm about average looking and never approach women because it's degrading but i'm also a virgin
>>69121160
just Iceland things
>>69121143
literally me
captcha: calle skegness
Is /fa/ satire?
>>69121145
Any ship when you're stranded lad
>normies have arrived at 4 in the morning
Ah yes, time to sleep.
at least I'm not australian
>>69121172
I've been approached by women (I mean women have spoken to me out of nowhere at clubs and the like) but I'm too autistic to respond
>>69121172
ye
ive been approached a couple of times but then the 'tism kicks in
>where did you say you were from again?
>Ãsland
>>69121172
the trick is to drink until the anxiety melts away
who cares if you make an ass out of yourself in front of random strangers
its only bad if you have cunt mates or bump into someone you know and they post pics of you being a mong everywhere
>>69121195
>>69121196
guess i'm just an ugly cunt then
>>69121187
4am is Straya/brit/
>>69121203
why yes I want brain damage and a life expectancy of 60
>>69121175
I'll post tomorrow if I have any success
>>69121203
there's no anxiety, i'm just a boring cunt
It's only 29 but I'm sweating like it's a 35
iceland should get nuked by the UK
>what was it called again?
>cyprus
>oh is that like a kind of aeropress?
how come the Holocaust rhetoric seems to have been kicked up into high gear recently?
is it because all the "survivors" are dead
if you're paying to attend NYE events you either have extremely boring friends or have no friends but want to pretend otherwise
>>69121138
spent christmas holed up in my room while the family and guests were downstairs, pissed in a bottle so they wouldn't hear me go out of my room, couldn't eat until everyone left. my plan for new year is to crack one off to hentai trap doujins as the bell chimes 12
>>69121195
>autistic
>goes to clubs
hmmm
>>69121220
>"""""""""""Anglo"""""""
>doesn't want to die of an early death linked to excessive alcohol consumption
Pick one Rasheed
>>69121228
Boring twat
eventually didn't respond to the tranny who i exchanged a few messages with on okcupid a few weeks ago. looked back and xe deleted xir account. kind of paranoid hoping xe didn't kill ximself because of me..
>>69121242
hasn't been here
>>69121204
it's only happened to me a few times desu, I'm not exactly a good looking guy
>>69121251
I've been attending clubs regularly for 3 years and have not once pulled
>>69121229
brisBANE? feels way hotter than im being told
>>69121220
>I don't drink
Who was the last person you kissed?
>>69121273
2bh i've only been to a club about 3 times so maybe that's not the best sample size
>>69121289
my sister
ur mom>>69121289
>>69121271
>implying
isn't it a criminal offence to deny the holocaust now on the internet there?
they're also making a movie about some british holocaust campaigner
>>69121289
nephew
>>69121289
Ur mum
love it when the beaner is forced to give a (You) because another person replied before him
how many replies do you think this would get if it was posted in /brit/?
>>>/pol/104550001
>>69121289
my gf before we broke up a couple weeks ago
>>69121281
it feels so much hotter than 28 haha
>>69121308
none: see picture
>
>>69121308
probably a couple "shan't" replies
>>69121308
I'd give you a FOY for it at least
>>69121301
why are you trying to tell me about my own country? nobody gives a fuck about the holocaust here, it's not something anyone ever talks about
are you one of the autists that just reads 4chan and thinks he knows everything about every foreign country? wow, you're a dumb cunt
Imagine posting on /pol/
need a qt Viet gf to tie a live grenade to my bullocks
going 2 have a wank x
>>69121346
i really want to insert my erect penis inside her vagina and ejaculate
>>69121349
or i could just end the misery and return to the void that i came from
hm, life of suffering or a quick easy way out
hard choice there haha!!
>>69121349
read every single word
>>69121349
Not a word
>>69121296
>>69121305
These answers are insincere. Ever lie you tell chips away at your spirit and soul. THE LORD gave us tongues such that we may tell THE TRUTH.
>>69121349
pseud entry level existential rubbish
leon trotsky and adolf hitler are my heroes
>>69121383
What about Montezuma?
>>69121366
me2
I've been shopping around interpals recently and all the viet girls are pretty qt in general
>>69121368
things that are quick and easy usually have dire consequences
you'll probably come back as a black midget with down syndrome
>>69121349
until i achieve true unity with the universe and fuse my soul with the astral plane i shan't be reading a word
what does pawg mean
>>69121396
Vietnamese people are the most perfect people on this sordid planet.
>>69121396
probably because all the plastic surgery, not that i'm complaining
Why doesn't Trump annex Israel and set up a Christian crusader state? Deus Vult after all.
>>69121397
probably better than my life now 2bh
>>69121289
my gf before she died
>>69121397
reincarnation is by far the dumbest belief
>>69121417
LMAO
Pawged some yank runts sister lads
POST SLAGS
>>69121406
phat ass white girl
>>69121417
lol maybe shouldn't've kissed her then you dum dum
>>69121417
haven't laughed this hard in a while
>>69121427
more so than living in a paradise for eternity?
>>69121409
pretty low rates there for obvious reasons
and that girl was some rice farmer until talent scouts picked her out to become a model
>>69121434
>>69121417
made me laugh and idk why
>>69121460
What is is that makes rice farmers look so much better on average than other types of farmers?
>more so than living in a paradise for eternity?
>>69121427
its probably the most believable honestly
much more so than entering a void or some magical eternity.
its cyclical just like life, why shouldn't the mind be subject to the conservation of energy as everything else is?
>>69121434
>>69121489
2>1
>>69121478
>>69121452
>>69121447
>>69121430
D-d-don't be mean.
A girl put her hands around my throat tonight. This - this shouldn't be hot :(
cry every time I see this photo
>>69121483
>not liking farm girls
rural qts are ALWAYS superior
>>69121517
ROARING
>>69121507
stop chatting bollocks with your frog pictures every bloody night then
>>69121520
She probably uses that barely legal waepon to MURDER animals. Fuck OFF, carnist.
>put on comfy socks
>comfy shorts
>comfy sweater
>wrap the covers around me
Ready for bed
... JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN THEM BOYS UP TO SOMETHIN
>family: hey anon have you seen this hilarious meme
>text of low quality joke or common situation over an image
ah yes, the information age
>>69121548
>wearing clothes in bed
fucking leafs
>>69121548
*sweats* ah yes, VERY comfy.
>>69121558
my fucking 60+ uncle showed me a meme like that today then spent 10 minutes laughing
sleeping on top of the covers in my undies in the freezing cold
>you will never get paid millions to publicly make fun of your retarded mates
https://youtu.be/vMyNBajOlKs?t=28m2s
>>69121574
pics ? x
what is the point of posting frogs?
>>69121574
need a big boy to warm you up?
me
>>69121548
>slips under the covers with you
wahey!
>>69121558
>any picture with words on it is a 'meme'
Going to the library tomorrow
What should I pick up?
Favourite Joe Rogan episode?
>>69121586
to take it back from the alt-autists. pepe is traditionally a radical centrist meme
>>69121612
a slag
Watching the Mummy featuring superstar Brendan Frasier
>>69121615
NEED (not want) a mummy gf
>>69121608
yeah, its pretty annoying how nothing's called a joke anymore
>>69121614
well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus these things will just tear your to shreds
>>69121615
wish I could get some big titty girl, tie her up, feed her some lactation meds, then milk her like a cow
>>69121624
good film
>>69121562
Kids play street hockey, jackets for goalposts at -30
Britain shuts down -5
>>69121641
just realized back in the day you could just rape a woman and there wasn't much she could do about it, but nowadays you'd have to get her locked in your basement or whatever for 9 months and then let her free and blast your brains out if you wanted her to give birth to your kid. if you're the type of person who'd be doing that
>>69121619
Don't ever reply to me again you peanut brained insect
>>69121649
wonder who's going to be the first to get it in 2017
>>69121666
>just realized back in the day you could just rape a woman and there wasn't much she could do about it,
besides her dad/brothers/husband coming to kill you? then being hunted and lynched in the town square by everyone
>>69121608
Fucking state of Aussies. Pathetic specimens.
69121673
ok
>>69121686
probably london
>>69121686
hopefully my ballbag haha x
redpill me on cardiff
Favourite Sam Harris episode?
>>69121688
could just heem them all desu, nothing they could do
>>69121707
never heard of him
i do not need (you)'s
>>69121666
yeah man no one gave a shit about jack the ripper haha
i've got more (You)'s from you that i've given anyway
>>69121712
He's very smart. You should listen to him.
Howling
https://youtu.be/0wQT5o35Ywc
>>69121666
So easy to make a Sweden/Germany quip but I shan't stoop to that level.
>>69121727
no thanks *walks away*
>>69121720
and he was killing literally who prostituites who no one cared about
imagine attacking a girl who had a lot of community support? you'd be killed in the street
ironicly now the punishment is probably less
at best back then you'd be labelled as the "town rapist" and completely ostracised/beaten regularly
Realizing rn I bought a cigar for nye and I have no idea how you smoke one
>>69121758
polesmoker
>>69121758
you have to circumcise it with a cigar cutter, then just light it and suck on it like you would a cock
scratched my gooch too hard the other day and it started hurting a bit, i think i've done something because i haven't had an erection since
it'll sort itself out right?
why are all the captchas german? keep getting stuff like "fischzucht taxis"
>>69121770
gonna need pics to diagnose
america is a judeo-christian nation hahahahahaha
People unironically like their race more than others
Remember that guy last week who got booted off a plane for speaking Arabic and nobody gave a shit?
Different than this
https://youtu.be/4veXtmk4VBU
>>69121758
just remember to breathe it in deep, don't just let the smoke sit around in your mouth
inhale long and slow like a bong then do a big exhale