/brit/

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>>69115322
Legs is the correct answer

eating leftover meat pie

HALF OF THIS CROWD'S ALL SNORTING MY CHARLIE

WAKE ME UP
BEFORE YOU GO GO

>>69115424
lovely baps

>tfw 5'10 and built like a scouse call centre worker

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alright la-*hnnmnprrgh* lads how are you today

>>69115322
FEET

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>>69115411
it's about bloody time!

Which is the best county, and why is it Hampshire?

>>69115442
beauitful

>>69115442
missed you lad

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losing my vision lads

not young anymore

>>69115442
I'm not a footfag, but hers are just awful.

>>69115442
welcome back la

big fan of the irish posters when they're not talking about ireland

did an ol' revamping of the tinder profile

let's see how it pays off

>>69115466
superb post

>>69115469
1,2

fitizen is the only irish poster i like

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>>69115475
>new forest
>it's in the south
>god's own county

>>69115475
if it weren't for all the pikeys in the forest hampshire would be so good that the EU would force Britain to stay cause of how nice it is

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Birthday in t-minus 2 weeks lads. I'm turning 27

how the fuck did I get so old?

off my nut lads

willy won't go down either, contemplating giving it a wank but I don't want to interrupt my comfiness

>>69115405
GM was gay but he was hardly the in-your-face Gay right campaigner sort. He seemed content with who he was and didn't give a fuck.

Why do these twats like Jones feel the need make him something in death that he never was in life?

owen jones really likes telling people what they cant do doesnt he?
bent little hitler cunt

>>69115475
that's not how you spell Warwickshire you mong

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Who's your Call the Midwife waifu lads?

>>69115469
holy fuck lol a girl on tindere, crazy bro!!

just realised you can see I'm chomping my jaw off if you zoom in on my face in my cover photo lads

>>69115512
natural ageing

>>69115485
Been wearing glasses since I was eight and my vision gets worse every time I go to the optician. My lenses are so thick they make my eyes look weird.

>>69115432
is he really? seems his opinion never strays from what's acceptable within his niche ideology
he's even started bashing corbyn

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>>69115493
>>69115506
thanks m8s

>>69115533
there's something wrong with yank lasses

>>69115533
want to eat her pungent arsehole

>>69115485
how old is the so called kotyank?

>>69115536
shit flappers

>>69115475
Is it just me, or are people in Hampshire way more attractive than in other counties?

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thicc

>>69115544
of course not he writes for the guardian

>>69115542
need new glasses myself but i have to wait for the cut on my eye to heal before going
>>69115556
i'm probably 5-6 years older than your average /brit/ poster

Feeling particularly nihilistic

>>69115512
iktf

im 24 in 3 weeks :s

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>>69115578

someone bum me pls

can someone link me to the photos where charlie has her hairy minge showing?

>>69115580
what are they feeding them in texas

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>>69115533
>>69115469
>>69115140
>>69115140
>>69115086
I'm no rorke but
>modern women
JESUS H. lads

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>>69115603

someone burn me please

>tfw 6'5" and built like a silverback gorilla

Would literally grind any runt ITT into dust.

memes aside, i could probably heem 85% of /brit/

don't know why i think that, but i can just feel it by the way most of you post

business idea: post random skags from Tinder that didn't even match with you because you're even more repulsive than they are, then pretend like others care

gonna designate a condom "lucky" and put it in my wallet for good luck

my tinder matches are a sorry bunch

>>69115587
>i'm probably 5-6 years older than your average /brit/ poster

so 20 then haha

>>69115578
lived here the majority of my life and it's cause you've only been exposed to the hampshiresses in places like Winchester and Beaulieu who are descended from propa mint royalty, whereas in the big "southern powerhouse" cities of hampshire they're all dockies daughters who smell of soot

some proper cuties here though

i want to play pool with the hampshire lads

what does heem mean

>>69115544
He's not a bad writer, not great though. He's a smug cunt and a lefty which annoys people from the off without even bothering to read or listen to what he has to say

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>>69115603

>>69115658
reckon most people here are in their early-mid 20s 2bh

>>69115626
selena

>>69115669
welcome back supreme gentleman

>>69115667
im not them but i dont want to play pool with you

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>>69115626
>growler
every time

tinder posting is only interesting when they're actual matches not just girls you've seen on there

>>69115522
because a boring no-life like jones needs something to define his personality (being gay) which he applies to everyone else who he assumes are just as characterless as him

>>69115626
Because heroin is expensive.

>>69115598
Unironically me on the left

>>69115680
would plunge her clunge 2bh

>>69115675
What I could do to any spotty seamus Irish taig runt

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>>69115669
improved

>>69115688
30 here 2bh, one of the irish posters is about 34 too.

As I'm getting older, Christmas seems to be getting less "magical" and just downright annoying. Does this happen to anyone else?

>>69115675
when you cough and phlegm comes out

>>69115703
yeh well i bet you're shit at pool anyway so it wouldn't even be a contest

>>69115739
My favourite part is getting the week off work.

>>69115688
there are a lot of teenagers in these threads

anybody else waiting on last semesters grades

not sure I can take much more of this

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welcome to russia food review

VERY RARE FOOTAGE OF THE IRISH LAD WHO SAYS HE'S GONNA "HEEM THE LOT OF US"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMV2tfk3PXQ

>>69115739
yes

it's called growing up

>>69115739
noticed that almost nobody put christmas decorations up this year

was talking to my old man about it and he said the terrorists have ruined our holiday spirit. i don't necessarily agree with him. i just think we're living in a depression, both economic and cultural, and barely anyone even realizes it.

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>>69115739
are you still in primary school?

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>>69115675

>>69115739
no because my family isnt shit

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like this choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjeHMY8w8zY

>>69115739
no I enjoy it
but its not as big of an event as it used to be

usually just immediate family + grandparents now where it used to be the whole extended mums family at my great grandmums house

I'd rake in like $500+ minimum as a kid being "the baby" from all the relatives

>>69115770
good post

sometimes i struggle to believe that these threads are populated with genuine adults who perpetually regurgitate and laugh at the same inane shite all day long

AT THE JOB CENTRE

LIFE'S A LAUGH

THEY GIVES YOU FREE CASH

FOR YOUR AUTOGRAPH

(gimme some money)

>>69115765
I think a lot of the girls in these clips are too attractive to be doing such demeaning shit, surely they'd make enough doing escort work?

>>69115797
Fucking hell, 6 flags

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>>69115762
it's pretty easy to tell them apart isn't it haha

>>69115744
your attitude is going down like a bowl of cold sick

>>69115816
they're yanks
prostitution is illegal in america, so doing degrading porn is easier and legaler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kdyg4Fxo34

Everyonee here needs to drop the ideology of having friends in general. Its only a recent construction that every person should have x many of y category of relationships

True friendship has always been rare, most of what exists is a mutual fiction for which you have to sacrifice your identity to maintain

>>69115826
nice kot

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>>69115774
*loudly scratches on the /brit/ chalkboard*

Y'all know me.
Know how I earn a livin'.
I'll catch this paddy for you, but it ain't gonna be easy.
Bad Mick. Not like going down the way chasin' rasheeds and the welsh. This Irishman, will heem you with one blow. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go.
And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tax dodgers, put all your businesses on a payin' basis.
But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my jaw a lot more than three (You)s, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want /brit/ to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on the dole the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many runts in this thread.
10 (You)s for me by myself. For that you get the head, the bullocks, the whole damn thing.

>>69115762
Not sure if that's true desu..
I think most of the people here are people who went through their late teenage years with /brit/ and never left.
Cant imagine anyone new sticking around long enough to grasp our weird sense of humour

>>69115833
I think prostitution is legal in Nevada. Some of these girls aren't yanks too, he's posted euro girls before.

>>69115816
most are porn stars who do more kink shit on the side

plus prostitution is illegal in america hahaha

>>69115580
best one youve posted

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Shaved with a razor for the first time in donkeys lads, my face is so smooth its amazing

>>69115867
the fucking machine place is in america though, that's where most pornstars go to work

also nevada is a small part of a large country

>>69115836
wad de fug

>>69115878
Pics

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>x
>y

give me gf or give me death

hope everyone remembers the plan from last night

we're all moving to aus next year to design and build a planned community called /brit/bury

dont understand why the janny gets so angry when you merely joke about being a nonce

>>69115909
*stabs you*

personally I've seen enough of the tinder whores at this point

>>69115924
because those thoughts are wrong and immoral! how dare you think differently!

didn't notice the new thread lads
>127 replies
fuck

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on the last bus home

>>69115878
ever used a straight razor before?
I was a bit nervous at first because I was worried i'd skin myself but the shave was so close and smooth , like nothing else

>>69115924
and by that I mean say i am a nonce as a joke rather than make light jokishly of the fact that i am, in fact, a nonce (which im not)

>>69115861
>>69115912
>>69115935
Is this from /r/girlswitholdladynames?

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>>69115934
cool post anon why dont you bring it to the white house

>>69115943
I'd imagine it's the same effect if you shave normally then shave again against the grain.

I'd love to give it a go though, is it hard to learn?

>>69115867

Only designated brothels. Actual street prostitution is still illegal

>you will never be this kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7jyJJCSM1U

>>69115861
post some matches ffs

>>69115908
it's true though

>>69115999
shit off berg

>>69116004
sweet jesus

>>69116004
girl on the right looks like wojak wearing makeup and a wig

>>69115999
Thats the kind of fetish a serial killer would have.

>>69116004
recommend courtney to me imo

>>69115402
I'm considering moving to the UK

>>69115999
>He's back

Holy shit, and trips

>>69116040
fuck off we're full

>the jew can post porn with impunity but i get instantly banned for a week when i post some tits

hmm

just wanked to the scene in "fleabag" where she has anal sex

>>69115830
your mum is going down on my knob like a bowl of cold sick

>>69116004
thiccc

>>69116040
>implying you can just move without having work here

>>69116040
Ok but stay away from my Spanish gf

last week i mistook a random thread on /int/ for /brit/ and /brit/posted in it for almost 2 hours
when i realised what was going on i just closed off 4chan from sheer embarassment

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>>69115968
Jesus, what the fuck. I'm erected but appalled by the degeneracy at the same time.

>>69116052
the janny expects you to behave because you're british

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>>69116009
i will in a bit

Would you go out with a bird who's been shagged by machines?

what do you lads think of this song?

it was the defacto national anthem of the states

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN2I6vdzgts

>>69116004
>cuck yourself by recommending courtney to a friend

>>69116040
If you're brown stay the fuck in your desert shit hole

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>>69116075
Yes, but only as long as she has no iSTD's

>work tomorrow

lads.............................

All these fucking machine girls are absolute hounds.

>thought i had no christmas money left
>just remembered where i put the rest of the money
>£300 in a card
NICE

>>69116101
t. never seen a real woman

its weird how when an old person has a fall they always end up destroying some part of their body

>tomorrow is a bonus bank holiday because Xmas Day was on a Sunday

thank you based civil service

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>>69116098
come on lads hurry up with the class war

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>>69116053
this exchange of communication is now over

>>69116052
he gets special JIDF protection
they're trying to replace anti-semitic sentiment with luddites

>>69116074

She seems nice and normal

>>69116122
Bones get brittle with age

the names operator
machine operator

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she looks like she hasnt gotten sleep in years

i love her

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can feel another shit coming on

god save me

>>69116145
not if you consume plenty of calcium

>>69116123
Put a bag over her head and you're good to go

>>69116122
not really, bones just lose density and become more prone to breaking

>>69116158
late nights on the 'chon

>>69116158
looks like she has heavy periods

>>69116114
What are fake women?

hmm yes

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>>69116098

>tfw off until the 5th of Jan

Must suck being a runt

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>>69116158
>>69116123
>>69116074
>>69116004
bet you haven't matched with a single one of these girls so you're just staring through the shop window

calle

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rasheed

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>>69116158
looks like what she needs is a good shaggin

>>69116051
bruh...

>>69116060
I can get a job.

>>69116062
I promise

>>69116092
Bruh x2

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bears are weird animals

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgC364Seltw

>>69116123
would

>>69116162
a reduction in bone density happens to everyone as they age mate. calcium will help mitigate it but it happens whatever you do.

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Look at these cunts trying to just gloss over the fact that one of the actors is a hyper-deformed midget in a wheelchair

cheey bastards

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>>69116185
you are right lad but ill be posting my matches in a bit.

God save our gracious poo!
Long live our noble poo!
God save the poo!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the poo!

O Lord our God arise,
Scatter her enemies,
And make them fall:
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix:
God save us all.

Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign:
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the poo!

>>69116174
The cartoon children you masturbate too.

bit weird thinking about how a girl has probably replied to one of my posts about pooing or wanking

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shit on the city

>>69116114
Does that negate the comment? How does commenting on their aesthetic warrant such a stupid fucking response?

>she's not very attractive
>"hurr durr you've never even seen a real woman!!!!!!"

You utter fucking tit

>>69116212
dont care

>>69115979
not really, you just need to be careful
only the neck is difficult for me

why did nobody warn me that i would become an adult?

>>69116219
if anything, i'll be the one giving you a foot massage while you watch football xD

>>69116217
the absolute STATE of the best man

>>69116233
who are you again?

If a war were to break out tomorrow between two sides of humanity e.g. normies vs. abnormies and you could decide the outcome, what sides would you want to fight?

>>69116244
me too. literally had zero rites of passage to get here. should have kissed a girl

>>69116222
Eva Lovia is cartoon child?

I think you should probably stop now, edgy little boy.

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posting this weasel frog image because i never find a reasonable excuse to

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>>69116257

>>69116266
refugee to mars

>>69116261
The brunette or the redhead?

>>69116266
people who like coriander vs people who dont like coriander

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friendly reminder that you'll never be beautiful

>>69116255
>the best man

>it's now a lesbian midget malteser wedding

The ad is both better and worse now

>>69116300
who's that monstrosity on the right

>>69116281
its a good image

>>69116281
Why a t-shirt and no trousers?

>>69116266
humanity vs my ballbag

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http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2016/12/google-changes-algorithm-to-remove-holocaust-denying-results/
hmmmmmm

>>69116290
nice to meet you

>>69116272
every culture should have some meaningful right of passage for men. if that were the case I would happily remain a baby boy and not have to try to be the man i can never actually be

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>>69116296
redhead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwDvF0NtgdU

>>69116303
*looks up "getting rawed"*

just nuke this fucking generation already

>>69116281
its quite eruciform

>>69116311
thanks i stole it from another yank a few months back
>>69116313
i really don't understand it

>>69116307
That first angle is kino

Is it the Zoloft, Dr. Horowitz?

>>69116337
>didnt know what getted rawed meant

righto grandad

why do women think being trashy is attractive?

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s/o austrailia

currently stressing out because i walked past a family yesterday and i wished them merry christmas, but i accidentally made more eye contact with their cute teenage daughter than i did the parents. hope they didn't think i was a perv.

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>>69115710

would pay to crush to my ballbags

even if we tried to expel the kike from /brit/ he would worm his way back in one way or another

>>69116365
back in my day, we sent normalfags like you to the front lines

>>69116371
they've probably forgotten you even exist mate

god save the queen

>>69116333
go for the redhead

next edition will be a sleep anime girl image with the text being "going to bed edition"

>>69116369
extremely hot

>>69116410
Queens done lad, best to get a head start now with God save the king

>>69116337
Had to look it up too 2bh. Do American girls stay dry?

The rundown of the boxing day munch:

>Bacon sarnie
>Scrambled eggs
>Roast dinner made from leftovers
>Choccy bar and pack of malteasers from a selection box
>Pack of Dr pepper cola bottles
>One crumpet
>Cheeky two slices of toast
>3 (three) solid galaxy celebrations
>5 king of all sweets, sherbet lemons
>Few crackers
>Handful of pigs in blanket Pringles

Hope you enjoyed today's blog

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyoA_-QAIig

>>69116369
she probably has a roastie

>>69116429
was it peng

currently on the shitter ama

>>69116413
we didnt match unfortunately

>>69116389
Don't think he's a jew 2bh
Have tossed around the idea that it's Thailad with a proxy numerous times but I think it's more likely he's just a (You) whoring nobody

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which will be worse, 2016 or 2017?

>>69116444
how do planes work?

>>69116429
>Cheeky two slices of toast
there's nothing cheeky about 'two' slices of toast. Now 3, that's pure cheek

>>69116456
He posts in other threads you know, I think it is an israeli with a dynamic IP

>>69116461
only losers think 2016 was bad

memes aside my bollocks have been a bit sore recently

might get it checked

should I get a tinder account?
I haven't had a romantic relationship or random sex in about 7-8 years.

trying to comprehend this yank who keeps posting tinder pics in /brit/ all night

i just can't understand what could compel him to do this

i must be getting old

>>69116461
2017
Life will only get worse and I don't plan to off myself for at least another 2 years

>>69116469
2 can be cheeky

>>69116471
2,1,3,4

>>69116491
get someone to smash them up

>>69116426
good question

>>69116470
Doesn't really discount anything I said lad

>>69116461
>old celebrities died
>worst year EVER

requesting football yank to post the pastas he wrote about telling his dad to FOY etc.

>>69116505
that uh

that wouldnt help i dont think

>>69116461
2016 cause im hoping death comes in 2017

how the fuck are these bints in law school?

fuck me lads things are all going to hell

might kill Devon

>>69116514
for oversocialised runts maybe

>>69116521
That was him? Very good satire on /brit/

>>69116529
>judging books by their cover

>mum entered the kitchen while i was getting my midnight snack
>she gazes upon the mountain of food on my plate
>"that's just rediculous, Anon"
>she forces me to put 2 bags of crisp, 4 orange clubs and 2 mince pies back in the cupboard
>she forces me to clingfilm two of my sandwiches and save them for tomorrow
>said if i want to eat like a pig i have to go to the gym
rooooooooooooooo

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>pic with melo

what did she mean by this

>>69116521
That's not me, that's some other Yank

>>69116529
being a skank is a big win applying to law school

might just have a wank actually

>>69116369
extremely vapid and vain

might go to bed now

>>69116425
'kay

"god save the king"

>>69116529
They're probably doing paralegal studies, they're the nurses to the lawyers doctor

>>69116578
Christopher Lee was a walt.

mark zuckerberg built an AI that controls everything in your house lads

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wew, would turn her tf out

GLASS AUSTRALIA

https://twitter.com/ProducerOllie/status/813521951725649920

Only a gay would be in outrage at this!!

>>69116555
fat cunt

>>69116592
paralegal work shouldn't require a degree

>>69116456
nah he's an oldschool /sp/ poster

>>69116599
need a mummy gf

>>69116531
i can see the headlines now
>bent mentalist gets heemed into dust after attempting to murder a top Devonshire lad

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>>69116629
same

>>69116471
corrrrrr

>>69116605
lmao what a gay faggot crying over that

>>69116605
TGT makes a joke based on the country that are in that week, the Ice creams are gay joke is based off a finnish advert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Dyjq8jSFQ

>>69116592
i'd say it's the legit law degree

>>69116558

In the bin she goes

>cute girl from years ago messages me asking to meet up
>i looked much better as a teenager than i do now, had much thicker hair, perfect skin and generally looked better
>was always really good at school, not popular but had friends, now im unemployed and most of my friends have left
>she probably doesnt know any of this
>now have to meet her later this week and pretend my life is all together when really ive completely fallen apart
fucking hell should i even turn up, it would destroy the image she likely has of me in her head

not that long ago people would get married for life, have kids and raise a family

now it's all just nihilistic self destruction

>>69116667
t. Paralegal
Face it lad, it's a joke

>>69116682
don't care

*Smacks your bollocks around with a tennis raquet*

>>69116648

>2 kids

Ah I see very good. *walks away*

Poz my neg hole, you horrendous rabble of dullards.

>>69116692

you should

get a wife ffs

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>>69116695
at least ask permission first

had an alri time on omegle

>>69116685
i don't have a law degree. a law degree isn't easy to get at all, there's just so much saturation of the degree so you have to be very. very good to get a good entry job once you finish.

>>69116682
yes and? doesnt affect me

>>69116461
great picture i am sacing it

>>69116715

*GOES FOR THE MATCH-WINNING SMASH WITH YOUR BOLLOCKS*

>>69116716
What would the igf think?

>>69116716
what interests you using

>>69116716
state of you

I've seen my dick touch the bottom of my belly button when it was hard