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business reports edition
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AAAARRRDDDDDD
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>>69108434
Brexit may have been a mistake. We're slipping.
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imagine STILL posting pengest nigger images
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Gf's 6'8 stepdad heard me call her a cunt on the phone and won't let her leave the house to see me lol
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>>69108434
trump has betrayed us

i am now a cruz missile
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stole some runts pint glass on the plane
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birminghammmmmm
are you listening
to the song we are singing
we're walking along
singing our song
shitting on the city as we gOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
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>>69108525
Is that a willy?
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My stepdad won't let me see my bf because he heard him call me a cunt :(
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not a fan of this "other canadians besides me posting in /brit/" gimmick
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i'm the kind of guy that walks around the club downing other peoples drinks desu
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this girls gonna be singing at trump's innauguration
https://youtu.be/CJmpgQg0SMg
almost like we're entering a wonderful new era
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nonwhites>whites
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>>69108314
thou forgot to mention the ban on proper tackles, now all they're left with is interception of the ball.
I absolutely hate it when referees give free kicks, even CARDS when the tackler is the 1-st player to the ball,
>“UUUU, he was out of control when doing it.”
fuck off, fairies. It's not ballet.
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CoD: Infinite Warfare worth £20 lads? Haven't played one since Black Ops II but I'm feeling the urge
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>>69108587
absolute state of you
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The real reason people hate the high-earning footballers is because they have been poisoned and indoctrinated by a spiteful sneering elitist middle-class gang of tosspots within the media who absolutely despise the fact that lads from working class backgrounds can become global superstars and multi-millionaires.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORMizsZWl2A

the villa view > arsenalfantv
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>>69108548
n-no
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>>69108535
trump never cared about the alt right
the alt-right and /pol/ had no affect on the outcome of the election
anyone who thinks otherwise is deluded
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business idea: start my own bank and give myself a bonus
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>>69108600
buy battlefield 1
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this is hilarious, all you lot going on about "nancy foreigners" in the english league, I would literally snap you abnormals in two with one heavy but fair challenge lmfao
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>>69108569

I've been posting on brit for years

you're the one who can leave
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>>69108605
i just hate normies in general desu
the fact that turbo normies can get mega rich by running around on a rectangular field of grass every now and then makes my blood boil
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>>69108591
She used to be more shaggable when she was 10.
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>>69108525
what's in the glass?
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>>69108591
yeah but she's no AJ Tracey
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>>69108625
THE BANKERS
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spicy chicken ramen
tea
big blanket
comfy clothes
the gf

ah yes
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is fatcam about
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Unpopular and somewhat bent opinion: Go! by M83 (feat. Mai Lan) was the best song of 2016
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>>69108648
nonce
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>>69108650
cum
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Leicestershire is on a roll today
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Give Our Brave Boys™ the footballers wages.
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she wants a man from solihull
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>>69108598
You can look at this both ways though.

When I started watching football the cloggers could just boot any skilled player off the ball, which is cheating the same as simulation is, and can lead to some awful football.

It's not even close to perfect but the balance is better.

>>69108605
I have nothing against the footballers, it's the people owning the clubs who take the piss, as always.
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Lads, think I fucked up massively.

Most of my skills, experience and education mean I'm basically only cut out to work in jobs that can only be found in London.

I don't want to live in a house share and never afford a house.

What the fuck do I do? Get a retail job and hope for the best?
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>>69108682
i can't name a single pop song from this year desu
i can't even name a single pop star if i'm honest, i know of Adele and Taylor Swift, but that's it.

pineal gland status: 100% decalcified
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rate my creps
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>>69108526
They don't give a shit about the league/teams and they are all mercenaries

They don't deserve to earn that much, no where near. It's ridiculous
>getting paid £200,000 a week to kick a ball and lose 1-0
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>>69108733
>retail as a full-time job

would bin myself
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>Newcastle
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>poocastle

haha
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>>69108598
Yeah, and when players do that hand gesture to the ref telling him to book the player that tackled them I want to throw the TV out of the window
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>>69108716
don't say this i cannot deal with the pressure
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>>69108723
its the soldiers fault children are dying in syria so we need to give the soldiers wages to the refugees and assorted brown people who want to enter the country
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>>69108744
>Mr Porter

good lad

not a fan of that faux-burned brown look though
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Fucking dog attacked the Christmas cake lads
Mugging me off
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Big Fat Quiz about to start lads
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>>69108733
commuter belt/move abroad

unless you're trained as a fucking underground driver your skills will be transferable
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https://is.4chan.org/gif/1482722573866.webm

the gf
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>>69108771
pmsl

you can't be stopped

keep going!
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>>69108749
But I'd unironically live a better quality life than in London
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>>69108747
Yes, and English players aren't
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>>69108788
yeah right dude

dogs don't eat cake
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>>69108744
bit disappointed with the porter sale this year, was expecting much better
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>>69108788
Did your mum get the cream pie mate? What about the dog knot? In her pussy?
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uncle brought up my cousin's miscarriage at christmas dinner hooo hoo wish you lads could have been there
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>>69108825
doubt it.

what is the job?
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fucking best mate won't give me a two hour car journey even if i paid him because he doesn't want me to leave

CUNT
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>>69108712
th-that's a big volume of semen.
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locking down my aerial
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>>69108827
Thanks for the update captain obvious
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my christmas period has been absolutely fucking insane
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*speaks in arabic*
*gets beaten the shit out of by violent skinheads*

:(
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>>69108847
my sister's astranged from my father and my grandma kept talking about her visiting my father along with me for dinner, purposefully making her correct her to try to make her feel bad
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>tfw cyclical depression
the ride truly never ends
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>>69108853
I work in political communications now, there's no jobs outside london and my degree is a meme (politics).

Literally nothing I can do outside of London.
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>>69108478
>may

MATE
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>>69108820
>horny pissing session
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give the janny footballer's wages
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the problem with having too funky a ringtone is you want to jive out instead of answering the actual call
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>>>/tv/77670933

>>>/tv/77670933

>>>/tv/77670933

BFQOTY
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Sat in the car waiting to pick up mum from work smdh
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>>69108888
just sit tight and wait for the northern powerhouse to kick in lad
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>>69108835
He eats anything he can reach. Much like an American in that respect
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give the footballers janny's wages
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>>69108864
from all the christmas guests
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>>69108868
So why are you singling out foreigners?

You don't like football because your team is shit, so you look at meaningless irrelevant factors to use to validate that.
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>>69108876
you're own fault
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SuitSupply or Tm Lewin lads?
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>>69108877
no idea what you just said but cool
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Don't even know what my ringtone is.
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>>69108929
*eats you*
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>>69108864
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>>69108929
your dog is a mong
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>>69108867
HAS IT COME TO THIS?
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>>69108747
Most of them would be playing football for fuck anyway all if there was no money in it, and expecting therm to just decline the money is stupid.

It's a small minority who are the really awful mercenaries, like the ones who go to China or black lads who go to Russia to get called niggers.
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>>69108961
its raining men probably LOL
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just done a crep check, I'm still wearing my green and white striped christmas socks, as I suspected
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I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
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Sister got me a £20 Nandos gift card for xmas

Pretty dece
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>>69109002
cheeky af
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>>69109002
runtiest thing i've ever read and hovered over in about 4 months
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>>69108952
Suit Supply blows TM Lewin out lad, at least twice the price though.
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>>69108969
BRILLIANT!
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>>69109002
>3.86 MB
ah yes, let me just use up all of this month's data to view a picture of a nandos gift card
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>>69108961
pmsl
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Moving to new job to make more money is only bad if you're a footballer.

In any other profession it's perfectly fine.
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had a bit too much beer desu
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>>69109031
kek
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>>69108942
I wasn't agreeing with you, you idiot

Suck off the millionaire foreigners some more why don't you
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Havin a shite at 30,000 feet lads haha waheeyyyy
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>>69109002
nandos is great for bringing #cheeky tinder dates tbqh
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>>69109002
>Sister got me a £20 Nandos gift card for xmas
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>>69109023
yeah? I'm not arsed about the cost really I was planning on going SS anyway but I saw Tm Lewin was having a sale on

what makes you say SS is better?
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>>69108929
a Labrador?
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>TIL that in 2012 when Taylor Swift held a public vote for where she would visit and preform a free concert 4chan users voted for a childrens school for the deaf and won the vote.

wow :3

thanks for that factoid reddit
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my cousin was looking fine on christmas day
she didn't wear any socks either
wank material for days
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>people actually are watching Jimmy Carr tell shit jokes whilst a panel of utter cunts try to be funny

runts
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>>69108434
VERY GOOD POST mmmmm i like it... ver y much... YES
i like it!!! good post :) hehe
thank you for contributign
(ok hand emoji) yes

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................. yes..............................mm.................... i love it, good ppst

mfw good post (good post)
G O O D ᠎ ᠎ P O S T ᠎ ᠎ I ᠎ ᠎ L I K E ᠎ ᠎ I T ᠎ ᠎ V E R Y ᠎ ᠎ M U CH ᠎ ᠎ Y E S
>when you see a good post
i like it......!!!
good post
, good thank you and good night/evening. thank you
final rating: 0.8/1 (good post)
(thank you for reading) ( good post) (thank you
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>>69109101
wrongun

any pics
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>>69109044
It's because fans have this bizarre idea that footballers should be fans of the club they play for.

Which is absurd because they're just like us, they support the same club they did as kids not the one they currently work for.
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>>69109101
Remember to note where she steps and give it a lick later on
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off to a friend's for a good old smoke session lads
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>>69109085
walk into their respective shops and you'll see. read some shit online too.

I fucking loath suit shopping though so sacked it off last time, need to buy a new one soon though.
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>>69109101
a woman's essence is in her feet
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bout to start playing pokemon moon again
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i might get drunk desu lads, but i've been drunk for the last 4 days so i think i should stop desu
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>>69108984
Doesn't change the fact that they don't deserve what they get and it's hard to even like them when you realise that fact

>reasons to cheer for undeserving millionaire foreign wankers
>....
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>>69109058
What a bitter envious pathetic little boy you are.
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Need an SCS gf
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>only chance at a gf is a paj at my work
>cute but wears a head scarf
>dad hates pakis

What do
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been feeling like wanking and fantasying about boys lately but i dont feel gay at all

hmmm
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I loved, I loved (I loved, I loved)
Ran away, ran away (ran away, ran away)
Gotta say, gotta say (gotta say, gotta say)
I'm done with I'm done with I'm done without you
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>>69109113
Remember when we beat you in both world wars absolutely howling
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>>69109031
but is he a phoneposter?
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>>69109166
but her a big wig to wear over the headscarf
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>British primary school
>90% of the kids are blacks and pakis

LMAO
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>>69109044
People like Alan Shearer and Matt Le Tissier make them look bad by showing loyalty and love to their clubs instead of just being a money mercenary
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>>69109166
do it to banter your dad
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Anyone else fully appreciate all the socks you get for xmas? I never go out and buy socks so it's a godsend to my sock population
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>>69109211
>Anyone else fully appreciate all the socks you get for xmas?

Ever since I started living alone, yes
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>the local paki shop got shut down because the owner was serving underage girls and letting them get drunk in the back room
CANNOT FABRICATE
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>>69109166
>>dad hates pakis
tell him she's Hindustani
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>>69109201
nice grammar
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>>69109203
maybe in london

bet it's the same in copenhagen tbqhwy
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>>69109177
beat this
*spreads buttcheeks*
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I'm actually thick as fuck but this site has taught me how to btfo the average person in a match of logic over pointless shit desu, feels good man ngl
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>>69109128
>tfw cant have a smoke until almost February
sad feel lads
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>>69109151
So you think they deserve £200,000 a week for kicking a ball? lmao, state of you
Not sure how much millionaire dick you can fit in your mouth m8, keep trying
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Who else /Christmas leftovers for dindins/
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My gf posted this on Instagram but don't understand what the tag on the bottom right is
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>>69109144
I really don't care what they earn. As long as they put and shift in and they're respectful towards the club/fans/town that's fine with me.

And every footballer I've ever met was friendly and polite, even Beckford.
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>>69109241
*grammer
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>>69109211
i quite enjoy getting socks desu
i have a rather large drawer filled almost to the brim with socks that i've recieved over the years and i intent to completely fill it one day
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alcohol is fucking shit

drugs are much better
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off on a tinder date

rate fit
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>>69109270
ahaaha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0

Me right now to be honest
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>>69109209
Yes, two out of thousands of footballers who played for clubs they supported and won fuck all whilst there. Great example.

Oh, and of course they played for free.
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>>69109133
have the chance to go to TM tomorrow but I don't know if I can be arsed

only SS in the UK are in London, one's near my office but I'll have to wait until the new year
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>>69109044
because the wages are so high in comparison to most other jobs.
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How many times have they mentioned Trump on Big Fat Quiz of the Year?
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>>69109266
i've fapped to blacked a bunch of times desu

mild regrets but i'd do it again
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>>69109279
But alcohol is a drun Absolutely Howling
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Why you lads pissed that you didn't get a Nandos gift card and I did haha? Fucking melts all of you
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>>69109298
And Shearer is bad example anyway, I seem to remember him going to Blackburn for a record fee when they were buying the title.
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>>69109319
>mild regrets
why
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fit is actually on point tonight

(pic is in my sisters room btw)
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>>69109339
because i'm racist
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You THINK you read this post, but did you really read it? Read it again.
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TIL alcohol is a drun

still not sure what a drun is tho
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>>69109166
spoiler that HOG
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Love Jonothan Pie he just says the truth, yknow xxx
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fuck sakes lads

kicked off the plane on my wate to zante
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>>69109324
i put drugs into two categorys

alcohol
and actual drugs
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>>69109342
Are you an anime
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Bought my dog a toy that looks like a big cock ring for Christmas haha
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10g? Of Amber Leaf?
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>>69109267
>As long as they put and shift in
Quite a few of them don't because they know they are guaranteed to be paid their wages and they don't really care about the club anyway
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>>69109259
It's not about whether they deserve it, you simple fucking cunt.

They have a skill they can sell, like any other trade, and who wants it the most and can pay the most can attract the best.

Why are you acting like it's some special case?
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>>69109319
the production quality is great and so are the girls tbf
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>>69109379
nice grammar
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>>69109266
wish i looked like this desu lads while dogging
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Got a lorry full of kids lads. Hope a paki doesn't steal it lmao
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>>69109383
>have to pay 5% of your purchase to use a credit card

howling and screeching
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>30 out
>raining
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>>69109383
love this gimmick
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mum got me a pair of air max 2017s for christmas, would've preferred a pair of vans or something instead desu
i feel bad because im never going to wear them because im not a roadman
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>People I'd like to go for a pint with
Alex Jones
Lauren Southern

>People I wouldn't like to go for a pint with
Paul Joseph Watson
Stephan Molymeme
Varg the murderer
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>>69109383
I umm *voice cracks* y-yes t-ten grams mate
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got called a cheeky bastard in blackpool greggs
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>>69109366
oh not you again, fuck off
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>>69109424
>30
Alright grandad haha
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TFW IT WILL NEVER SNOW IN LONDON AGAIN

hasn't snowed since like 2009, London is literally tropical tier in winter these days
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Mhm, bf's still not here with the cider.
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>>69109479
locals will feel at home then
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>>69109429
what footballers would you go for a pint with?
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>>69109305
If you're elite in any job you can command a massive salary.

Moving from one job to another for better pay isn't frowned upon in any other occupation except football because the weedy, deranged man children who mostly follow the sport have deluded themselves into thinking these players should show the same sort of loyalty to a club that they do.
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>>69109298
>and won fuck all whilst there
t. glory hunting wage mercenary, typical millenial attitude

>>69109338
He had the chance to go to Man Utd for more money when they were winning literally everything and he chose to go to shitty Newcastle because he loved the club. I'm sure there are loads of foreigners who would show that much love and loyalty to an English club. Oh wait...
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What's a nice film that will leave me happy enough that I won't think about suicide tonight?
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>>69109487
hmmm there is nowhere else in syria to go?
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>>69109538
just read beaver towers mate
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does doing coke on your own make you a degenerate?
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>>69109538
Bee Movie
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>>69109538
Fargo.
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>>69109487
maybe they should go to bordering countries with no war that have a similar culture instead of flocking here en masse for the free bennies.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKp5ea8h-Jw
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>>69109338
He did, but tbf to him. He turned down Man Utd when they were they best club in England to play for his hometown team.

It was an honourable thing to do, but I wonder how keen he may have been had he not had a league title under his belt.
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>>69109487
why didn't the able-bodied young men stay there to defend their country in the first place?
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>>69109554
yeah
nowt wrong with being a degenerate though
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>>69109094
Nah a lurcher but he was a stray so he doesn't quite understand the concept of being fed
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2108717/Witchcraft-murder-Torture-chamber-Eric-Bikubi-Magalie-Bamu-beat-drowned-Kristy.html

>Bongistanis torture their children with knives and chisels if their parents suspect that they practice voodoo

I don't understand this part of british culture
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haven't had a (You) in a while

starting to think you lads don't like me
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>>69109538
the road
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>>69109570
Never understand how people can just talk about shit for hours. Whenever someone says something to me I either 1) stand there thinking of what to say, or 2) just say "haha yeah" or "yeah"
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How did George Michael die? How did he REALLY die?
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>>69109521
Joey Barton, not even memeing.

I think he's quite interesting as far as footballers go.
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>>69109387
And then who's fault is that though?

Sign of a badly run club if the players don't seem to give a fuck.

>>69109530
Well he's a Newcastle fan, why would some foreign lad be desperate to play for Newcastle?

And he'd got his league title already.
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>>69109611
gave his heart away
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>>69109395
>production quality
Washed out colours =/= production quality

That's early MW2 montages level of "production quality".
>>
>>69109594
that kid's been through a lot mate have a word with yourself taking the piss just to try and get a rise out of us

it's just not cricket
>>
>>69109383
it pisses me off how they don't just say "we don't sell it anymore, pal" instead of looking at you like you've got two fucking heads.

>"3 in 1 amber lead please, mate"
>"what? amber leaf?"
>*speaks a bit louder slower and louder*
>"yeah, just 3 in 1 amber leaf please"
>"what"
>"...20 player super kings please"
actually happened this morning desu
>>
>>69109611
fuck sake keep telling you he got bummed to death by elton
>>
> no one bought me a lynx set this year

Have I finally removed the smell? People always used to say I smelt like nob cheese lol
>>
>>69109613
would definitely end up scrapping the scouse cunt by the end of the night
>>
>>69109574
what the fuck is the point of fighting in an endless proxy war between russia/iran and america/saudi?
>>
>>69109266
paul dano
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>>69109487
my they should fix it instead of sweeping it under the rug and just fucking off to another country
>>
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nubblers goooooooooo
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>>69109530
>t. glory hunting wage mercenary, typical millenial attitude

How, you thick cunt? If you value winning and silverware as being the accomplishment in sport how does this work when you decline that?
>>
>>69109426
do you even understand why it's funny though?
>>
so upset
>>
>>69109342
love this picture more than i love my dog
>>
>>69109628
better than 99.9% of porn
>>
>>69109538
the intouchables
>>
>>69109556
dude ahahah i love that meme
dude when he says bee and it gets faster hahaha
man what a good meme
its almost as good as the lazy town memes..almost

have an upvote, sir
>>
>>69109391
>It's not about whether they deserve it
Of course it fucking is you simple fucking cunt, only a retarded chimp would blindly support someone getting so much for nothing when they don't deserve it, especially when the majority of people have fuck all nowadays

>Why are you acting like it's some special case?
Name some other jobs where someone earns £200,000 for such a pointless task
>>
>>69109673
love that image

thanks yank

thyanks
>>
CANNOT stop farting
>>
lazy town memes are goat
>>
>Americans aren't allowed to bet
>>
>>69109718
Bee Movie is nice anon, stop letting memes ruin your life
>>
>>69109720
So you're not even a football fan?
>>
was having sex with my gf earlier today and an enormous black guy burst into her bedroom. he belted out "I'm gunna take whats mine!!" at the top of his lungs and i blacked out soon after that, i think he hit me in the head with a weapon that i didnt see.

the gf is gone now btw, dont know where they went
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doing a smile
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>>69109101
post images
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this is a good one too and i hope you like it
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>>69109619
Howling
>>
>>69109659
maybe they should have stayed in the first place so there wasn't a void for foreign armies to fill
>>
>>69109739
I bet you're a twat haha
>>
>>69109687
10g amber leaf was discontinued in the uk
>>
african step father got me lynx africa
>>
>>69109736
it's forced reddit-tier garbage
these are the people who repost that cancer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURSJ2rhVVw

>the fucking comments section
jesus christ..
>>
>>69109487
Didn't Germany look like that after WW2?

Where did all the Germans go?
>>
>girl sends me Snapchat
>feel really special
>she's put it on her story as well

Cunt
>>
>>69109783
shan't be watching this
>>
>>69109762
>>
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what did they mean by this
>>
>>69109756
this has been posted hundreds of times why do you persist
>>
>>69109782
Clever post
>>
>>69109775
pretty sure it was never a thing in the first place
it's always been 12.5g/25g/50g/ in my smoking career
>>
>>69109782
:)
>>
Kendall Jenner is the perfect looking woman
>>
>>69109702
Factually incorrect. The best porn is that which disguises itself, through bad production quality, as amateur porn. Pleb.
>>
>>69109820
they did 9g as well, still do in some runtholes
>>
if pakis aren't enough of a plague on this earth they're responsible for the imminent extinction of cheetahs. lovely.
>>
>>69109613
>implying he wouldn't put a cigar out in your eye for not laughing at his jokes
>>
>>69109789
instantly block cunts that do that
>>
>>69109803
I'd penetrate her vagina with my penis if you know what i mean also how old is she
>>
>>69109820
if you get 3 in 1 it's 10g + skins + filters
you can get 12.5g, but it doesn't come with filters

t. rollie expert
>>
What should I buy in the boxing day sales? Budget is £100-£150
>>
>>69109820
think the 10s came in the 3-in-1s
>>
>>69109843
15 you dirty paedo
>>
>>69109864
an hour with a prostitute
>>
>>69109864
nothing you consumerist drone
>>
>>69109720
It's like you don't understand the fucking argument.

No one cares if they "deserve" it or not. They aren't alone it that regards. And how do you decide who deserves what?

The argument is that they are no different from the people in any other walk of life who choose to increase their earnings and move to places where they can do that, expect babbies like you get mad when footballers do it, because your a divvy being led on a merry song and dance by the media who tell you this is dreadful behaviour.
>>
>>69109852
>>69109869
ahh, wasn't aware of this and i'm not a povvo and can afford pre rolled cigarettes
>>
>>69109615
>And then who's fault is that though?
Whoever gave them such ridiculous wages

>Well he's a Newcastle fan, why would some foreign lad be desperate to play for Newcastle?
My point exctly

>>69109675
He valued playing for his home town club that he loved you thick cunt, which is exactly what you won't get from millionaire foreigner money mercenaries. Fucking hell, just how retarded are you?
>>
>>69109864
What a fucking slug you are
>>
>>69109873
>>
>>69109864
2 pairs of trainers
>>
>>69109873
b8?
>>
>>69109889
medal's in the post
>>
>>69109759
it's not about foreign armies, it's the funneling of weapons and different agendas which has fucked over syria

the war could've been over like 2 years ago if it wasn't for other countries pushing their own interests in the country by propping up both sides

hopefully trump makes good on his promises and stops helping rebels and decreases relations with saudi arabia

i'm pretty sure many syrians understand that and refuse to die for no reason
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>tfw to smart for panel shows
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>>69109864
doc martens
>>
>>69109864
index fund.
>>
>>69109747
Not any more really
>>
>>69109803
>KAIA!
>>
Too intelligent to get Yous
>>
>>69109864
rolling machine, 10g of amber leaf and a Q of some lemon haze
>>
>>69109864

Calcified insect drone
>>
rolling is an art
>>
helo hello hi
>>
>>69109893
So you're saying that money isn't a suitable motivator for people?

Not trying to start a retarded argument here but pretty much all of our society is based on the assumption that it is and the clubs with the most money do tend to win most of the time.

>>69109969
Fair enough, who do/did you support?
>>
>tfw happily chat with gf for days on end in person
>struggle to keep a whatsapp convo going after initial pleasantries

hmmmm
>>
>>69109980
amber leaf 10g? are you having a laugh?
>>
>>69109843
>she


lel

you guys havent heard yet huh
>>
>>69109935
shan't be viewing a pixel of this
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>>69110006
Opposite way round for me. Far more comfortable talking in text
>>
>>69109893
And how many Alan Shearers are their today and why would you expect a foreign player to be loyal to an English football club?

When you post things like this ">t. glory hunting wage mercenary, typical millenial attitude" And don't even understand what is being posted males you look like a daft paki calling other people retarded.

Shearer wouldn't have gone to Newcastle had he not won a league title at Blackburn. That's a fact.
>>
>>69109977
"no."
>>
just bought 5 50g amber leaf pouches for £50 off me mate
preparing for the upcoming amber leaf drought
>>
>>69109937
you should be on one
>>
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>Be American
>Get shot
>With insulin because Americans are fat and have diabetes
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>>69110023
>And how many Alan Shearers are there today
>>
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>Trainspotting 2
>>
Just get Amber leaf off eBay you runts
>>
>>69110006
are you overthinking your messages?


also she can be to blame as well, some people are dead fish when youre communicating with them through e-writing
>>
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>tfw to smart four anime
>>
>shan't be viewing a pixel of x
fucking ytupid overued gimmick give it a rest lol
>>
>Grandpa! Grandpa! Is it really true that you lived through the great ket drought of 2015?
>>
>>69110006
literally me
>>69110022
literally not me
>>
>>69109992
merci, Riz la Croix.
>>
>>69109994
You're arguing with a Geordie, they're fucking legit retards.
>>
>>69109688
why?
>>
the universe is a big place lads. my brain has a hard time comprehending just how large it is. billions of galaxies each with billions of stars each with many planets orbiting them.

its fucking mad 2bh
>>
>>69110038
drought??
>>
>>69110063
nah not really, haven't conversed at length with anyone via text for years though, so could be that.
>>
>>69110056
>agbonlahor has been at villa since 1994
quite mental desu
>>
>>69110075
now i want to jerk off to remy la croix, thanks
>>
Gonna buy a few blu rays in the sales

neon demon
green room

what else???????
>>
just spent roughly £200 on amazon, I probably would've got better deals if I'd gone to the so-called boxing day sales but the ease of shopping online is well worth the extra money
>>
>>69110105
they're stopping selling 10 decks and 10g amber leaf la'
gotta stock up now while you still can
>>
>>69110117
Planet Earth
>>
>>69110075
now i want to drink a la croix, thanks
>>
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>>69110117
>buy
>>
>>69110121
Alri Rosy I sent you money for gift cards but you still haven't responded
>>
I started the Amber Leaf gimmick
>>
FUCK
IVE BEEN SHOT

CAN EVERYBODY STOP GETTING SHOT
SHOT
SHOT SHOT
SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT

BOUND FOR DA BOUND BOUND FOR THE RELOAD
BOUND FOR DA BOUND BOUND FOR THE RELOAD

MR DJ CAN I GET A RELOAD?

*casualty music*
>>
>>69110099
girl i'm close with and was in an ldr said she flirted with 3 guys while i ignored her for a week after an arguement

v. pathetic i know
>>
>>69109886
That's not the argument you retarded spaz, you seem to be arguing with yourself.

The argument is that the constant foreign imports will never show love or loyalty to an English club like players did when they were actually English because they are all money mercenaries, and how in turn can fans show any love for these millionaire foreign mercenaries when they don't give a shit about the club they play for an don't deserve what they earn?

>No one cares if they "deserve" it or not
Wrong

>And how do you decide who deserves what?
Nobody deserves £200,000 a week for kicking a ball, keep sucking that millionaire dick

>t-t-the m-m-media
Babby's first attempt at an argument. Embarrssing
>>
>>69110103
the time between you and william the conqueror is roughly the same as the time between william the conqueror and Augustus caesar

time in general just amazes me
>>
Post tunes lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANE9A5osUes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
>>
>>69109530

Newcastle were good then. They were close to the title a couple of times, don't you remember keegans meltdown
>>
I'm literally watching Channel 4 online why all you cucks pay for it lmao
>>
>>69110178
https://soundcloud.com/ajtracey/final-flash
>>
>>69110076
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
>>
>>69110103
>>69110167
give me a minute to comprehend this lads
>>
>>69110167
the egyptians were more ancient to the romans than the romans are to us. pretty cool
>>
>>69110161
>Nobody deserves £200,000 a week for kicking a ball, keep sucking that millionaire dick

Not been following this argument but the point you're missing is that they're merely entertainers. They entertain people just like singers and acrobats do, the difference being they attract a literal stadium of people wherever they go AND a lot of advertising as well.

People seem to think there's some deeper meaning than that.
>>
>>69110178
is this what black normies listen to?
>>
Gonna buy some HD-DVDs.
>>
>british """first class""""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEEAixbdyGo

HOWLING AND SCREAMING
>>
>>69110141
il just buy 25g whats the probelm?
>>
Why does Rosy, a communist, sell her body for Amazon gift cards? I mean, if she were just doing it for money then I could accept that. But Amazon gift cards? As a communist? I don't understand it.
Is it a post-irony art project or something?
>>
>>69110178
shit choice of black music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujH9F3n6qu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L6-Vmkg7N0
>>
>>69110178
bait post confirmed.
>>
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>>69110161
That's the fucking argument I presented and you responded to crying about it, you utter fucking weapon.
>>
>>69110222
there is no ethical consumption under capitalism
>>
>>69110178
is this the so-called grime? don't understand it
>>
>>69110160
:(

why do you get into so many LDRs?
>>
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reminder

>the hovel of aston villa
>>
>>69110215
>Paying 1st class money for a 5 hour flight
>>
Lads, the time between you and Jesus and Hitler and Jesus are different lengths of time. Mad.
>>
>>69110178
fucking dire taste in music
>>
>>69110161
I don't see what difference it makes, you support the club not the owners or the players.
>>
The sort of people who get upset at the amount of money footballers make, are literal povo bennie scrounging lower class chavs
>>
>>69110178
https://youtu.be/DWgNea92zmo
>>
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*rolls up on you*
SKRRRRTTTTTTTT
>>
Mkhitaryan's goal was shit.
>>
SHOUTOUT TO MY EX
>>
you lot don't actually listen to grime right?

it's just some ironic le maymay right?
>>
>>69110262
a poorfag like you could never imagine doing it because you're poor
>>
>>69110157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N0KHpZQddY
I have it on vinyl, massive tune.
>>
http://youtu.be/914OHMH5zqE

Massive tune
>>
>>69109994
>So you're saying that money isn't a suitable motivator for people?
Not when you are guaranteed to get the money no matter how badly you perform. Why knacker yourself out when you will earn the same by doing as little as possible? It's not like you care about the club, right? You can sit on the bench all season and get your full pay cheque

>the clubs with the most money do tend to win most of the time
Another reason why football is shit now.
>get a foreign billionaire owner
>use his personal billions to buy the best players
>buy all the trophies for your team
zzzzzzzzzz
>>
>this one Canadian obsessed with drinking on airplanes
fucking Leads, man..
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSueElx0qfM
>>
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me and the so-called gf
>>
>>69110248
it's the same one girl

(yeah, that one)
>>
>>69110161

Absolute state of this whinging prick
>>
>>69110245
first choon is a pop song
second schoon is a rapper using a classic grime instrumental
>>
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>walk into your living room
>see this

wat do?
>>
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>>69110282
*rolls over you*
>>
>>69110297
It's a fucking 5 hour flight, mate. I'd pay the money if it were to the West coast
>>
Millie B is such a slag
>>
is anyone getting some 'caps of david mitchell?
>>
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rate the little mix slags lads
>>
>>69110294
piss off rorke
>>69110300
post vinyl collection
>>
>>69110161
You support the club, not the players.

They'll come and go, but you keep your colours no matter what.

You're obviously not actually a football fan. It's clear from your posts. You're just angry because you've been told that footballers making £200k pw is a bad thing.
>>
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>>69110282
*rolls up on you*
>>
>>69110365
lel I thought little mix was one woman

things like this are why I can never become a norman
>>
>>69110335
For the longest time, I was convinced those adverts were a figment of my imagination because nobody else seemed to remember them.
>>
>>69110365
4 > 1 > 2 (not in that pic tho) > 3 (she's fat IRL)
>>
>>69110365
1>3>4>2

Plebs would say Perrie
>>
>>69110330
Stir up last night's haggis
>>
>>69110365
2>3>4>1
>>
>>69110396
racist
>>
>>69110365
fiend hits me up, says he wants a little fix
two brown and two white - little mix
>>
>>69110310
It's how it has always been.

PNE won the first title by paying a load of Scottish 'mercenaries'.

And being shit and picking up your wages anyway just leads to your career dying, which is not something the majority of footballers want. I saw that twat Bendtner play today, do you think kids are kicking a ball around in the garden and wishing they could be just like him one day?
>>
>>69110365
2 1 4 3
>>
>>69110365
I like Leigh-anne and the thicc one, dunno the others
>>
>>grime
can't even comprehend someone liking this literal shit

>>69110387
stop being from hampshire
i'm from hampshire
you can't be from hampshire too
>>
>>69110023
>And how many Alan Shearers are their today and why would you expect a foreign player to be loyal to an English football club?
My fucking point exactly, maybe you're finally starting to get it. Took you long enough, holy shit

>Shearer wouldn't have gone to Newcastle had he not won a league title at Blackburn. That's a fact
Total bullshit, he could have won EVERYTHING with Man Utd and earned much more money but he chose Newcastle
>>
>>69110404
no i'm irish i cant be racist
>>
>>69110384
I-I remembered them. FIGHT THE BEER–BELLY
>>
>>69110403
>>69110403
>>69110403
>>69110403
>>
>>69110317
Getting too close to people online always ends badly. People want things from relationships that you can't get from an LDR. :(
>>
need some songs with MASSIVE BEATS

POST
MASSIVE
BEATS
lads
please
>>
>>69110425
I've been posting from Hampshire all my life you little shit, nobody had this flag before me
>>
>>69110365
I like Jade and the blonde one.

My dad thinks number 3 is fit as fuck, I mean I'd shag her but her mug is distracting.
>>
the correct answer is 2,4,1,3 by the way folks

thanks for playing
>>
>>69110412
Bendtner has always been fucking shit, yet he can still find clubs willing to pay him multiple thousands a week to kick a ball. Anyone can sit their arse on the Forest bench for £20-40 grand a week
>>
>>69110427
>Total bullshit, he could have won EVERYTHING with Man Utd and earned much more money but he chose Newcastle
Which is the point, you fucking dopey, dopey cunt.

He already had a league title, you thick Geordie pederast. He wouldn't have turned down the opportunity of silverware at Man U to play for Newcastle had he not already had a league title to his name.
>>
>>69110570
But no one wants that, you're talking as if all footballers aspire to the Bendtner lifestyle.
>>
>>69110571
Total fucking bullshit, you've just pulled that out of your arse because you think it sounds good, it doesn't. Blackburn were the Leicester of their time, nobody thought they would win the title and you claiming Shearer went there just to win a title is absolutely fucking retarded. Bet you weren't even born back then
>>
>>69110634
Most footballers only want money, that's the problem. If they can get paid for doing fuck all, a lot of them will take it. Look at the likes of Adebayor
>>
>>69110702
Come on m8, you're forgetting the millions that Jack Walker was putting in. And United were not the completely dominant force they would become at that stage.

>>69110762
Sure, but you get less money by being shit and doing the bare minimum. If they want money then they've got to do the best they can.
>>
>>69110762
>Most footballers only want money
Proofs
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