/brit/

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He did NOTHING wrong

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need a peng ting

evidence is for cucks

>south africa and rhodesia are now utter shitholes and if you're white you'd get shot/raped/murdered if you went there

ah yes

>a-asking for a friend

fuck off you little tattoo gimp

*picks you up in a tissue and flushes you down the toilet*

Fairplay lads my arse is proper sexy.

It's big, round, smooth (clean shaved) but also firm to touch. My arsehole is clean and slick too, if I were a gay I'd want to fuck my arse.

Shame I'm not into that because I quite like the idea of whoring myself out.

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock, powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly, regulated by the US department of energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility.

After that, I turned the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration.

I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food which has been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.

At the appropriate time as kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved car and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank.

On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the departmental of labor and the occupational safety and health administration, I drive back to my house which has not been burned down thanks to to the state and local building codes and the fire marshal's inspection, and it has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log onto the internet, which was developed by the US department of defence, and post on the free public access website 4chan about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

christmas day?

what better time than now to argue about politics on the 'chon

>>69070281
sent from my iphone ;)

>>69070282
screaming

>Sherlock Holmes and doctor Watson are flying on an air balloon. Zhirinovsky appeared near them on another air balloon.
>Holmes speaks:
>- A call:
>- Hallo, you sell a poodle?
>- Yes...
>- Well, I call you to find out, nahuy sell?

>>69070274
don't i was joking

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>>69070281

>>69070261
american jews literally do this

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Insult karen again and i'll knock your fuckin lights out twat

happy Hanukkah lads

need a bf

>>69070350
she is the worst waifu

>>69070237
kek

>>69070295
outrageously good post

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Political stance :

Small conservative mega-right government for their social benefit and my company.
Large progressive mega-left government for my social benefit and their companies.

Would you kindly guide me which party should I vote in

>>69070295
I hate the NHS though I'd riot if I had to pay

>>69070281
>that
>peng

>>69070295
insanely good post

>>69070350
Karen is alright but her posters are boring cunts and shit tier animeposters who add nothing of value to the thread.

Business idea: fix the NHS and receive a knighthood

>>69070373
>anime

could you not?

>>69070157
I'm more annoyed that the left has become racist against whites which means that no white person could vote leftist unless they are a cuck

>>69070295
good post but slapping you with a hefty FOY


I understand the post was a scathing critique of American stupidity but I can't allow for leniency

>>69070348
I know, that's why I posted the picture of the scheming israelite

>Queen's Speech comes on radio
>Uncle David gets up and turns it off
>says "not going to me listening to this Monarchist drivel. Can't wait until the old hag dies and we overthrow the monarchy"
>Nan is visibly fuming
>"ONE FUCKING DAY DAVID" she screams. "ALL I ASK FOR IS ONE FUCKING DAY WHERE YOU DON'T TRY TO SHOVE POLITICS DOWN OUR FUCKING THROATS"
>David responds with "Well she made it political by coming on the radio"
>nan says "NO. I DON'T CARE. SHE'S DONE MORE THAN YOU EVER HAVE. You're 29, still live with me and your dad, and the last time you had a fucking job was when you were 18. If you want to talk politics, you can leave my house for good"
>Uncle David goes back to his room and we haven't seen him since

post britpopkino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7miErQzz4Y8

>>69070418
Be the change that you wish to see in the world.

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>>69070329
ok

*does a post*

>>69070295
>remember when the US govt sprayed its own people (well, californians) with bacteria without telling them to study pandemics?
>remember when it injected its own people with syphilis without telling them and purposely didn't cure them to study the effects?
>remember when they abducted random people into their mind control program and forced them to listen to pre-recorded messages 20 hours a day while being forced fed LSD for 12+ weeks straight?
>remember when they purposely installed an ultra communist cuban dictator who strongly advocated nuclear war with the USA?

cheers US govt

>>69070295
So you're a yank twat?

Eating my christmas pudding with brandy sauce now

yum yum

>>69070463
*isn't overly impressed*

>>69070456
>uncle
>29

>>69070350
when are we going to get to see her having a wee?

>>69070456
Did Uncle Dave ever touch you in your special place?

>>69070456
REPUBLIKEKS BTFO BY OLD LADY

>Loathsome Johnny Afghan, Salt of the Earth

What did he mean by this?

bye

Business idea: Invent a tablet so that when people have the shits, they take a tablet and it completely empties their entire body of poo within two minutes so that whilst they still have the shits, there's nothing left inside and they won't need to go to the toilet.

kinda wish the gov't would abduct me for weird experiments so at least my life would have a purpose but i'd imagine it'd be a pretty miserable experience

>>69070456
Nan deserves her brandy lad

>>69070506
uncles can be any age you dopey fucking cunt

uncles can be younger than their nephews in some cases

>>69070537
you killing yourself mate

do people actually listen to the queens speech

facebook idea: like people's likes

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Britain. I'm disappointed by you.

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>>69070462

>>69070295
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock, powered by energy generated by Centrica and manufactured by the Sony Corporation.

I then took a shower in my house constructed by Barratt Developments, sold to me by a Purple Bricks real estate agent, and mortgaged by Santander.

After that, I turned on my Panasonic television which I purchased with a Santander to British Sky Broadcasting to see what their team of hired meteorologists forecasted the weather to be using their weather radar system.

While watching this, I ate my breakfast of eggs and bacon, both produced by a local farm and sold to me by my local shop, and took my medication manufactured by Pfizer, GlaxoSmithKline, Astra-Zeneca, and Novartis.

When my Amstrad-manufactured Satellite Box showed the appropriate time, I got into my Toyota-manufactured Prius vehicle and set out to my graphic design workplace and stopped to purchase some gasoline refined by the Royal Dutch Shell company, using my debit card issued to me by Santander. On the way to my workplace, I dropped off a package at the local Royal Mail store for delivery, and dropped my children off at a local private school.

Then, after spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the company-mandated standards enforced at my workplace, I drive back to my house which had not burned down in my absence because of the high manufacturing quality of the products inside and of the company which built my house, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the alarm services provided by ADT Home Security. I was able to rest easy knowing that even had this happened, I would have an Axa insurance policy which would cover any damage to my home and anything that was stolen.

I then logged onto the internet, financed and ran in part by various different private corporations such as Google, Comcast, AT&T, and Verizon, and posted on the ‘chon about how capitalism is the source of all evil in the world.

>>69070568
come to kings norton and say that to my face you commie bastard

>>69070456
mate I posted this earlier on please don't steal my content xxx

>>69070556
fingers crossed

>>69070538
you could call them laxatives

>>69070556
no, going to sit in close proximity to the family for an hour or two and occasionally look at them

thought the queen had a cold

or in her case, a old

>>69070600
good luck xxxoxxoxox

>>69070571
>graphic designer living in a barratt newbuild

shambles of a post, all over the shop

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>>69070603
>yank """""humour"""""

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>>69070578
Pay for the tickets, right-wing scum.

>>69070568
I'm disappointed in us too

gonna do a small key of coke in the toilets lads

all i want for christmas is a mallet to the nether regions

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>spending £2 a minute to speak to a babestation tart on christmas day while pretending she is my xmas gf

business idea: privatise healthcare and pay more for a sub-par service just so some already mega-rich people can increase their wealth

>>69070660
good banter

>>69070665
nahh 'llow that, also 'llow the horrendously inefficient 5 gazillion-tiered management structure of the nhs
need the french system desu

Hmm

Do you guys get an earthquake frequently?

reckon I might have had a bit too much to eat lads, feel as stuffed as a christmas turkey ahaha

>>69070295
None of this entails socialism, this is all regulations
The closest it comes is the public power monopoly, but again that is just managed capitalism as natural monopolies are inefficient.

>>69070712
Once in a while

hate english cunts that say shit like "peng" and expect me to understand what the fuck it is they are on about

>>69070718
>light breakfast
>early dinner
>stomach has been settled for a while now ready for sweeties & other crimbo treats
ah yes

>>69070712
Only time the earth quakes here is when your mum starts walking about.

reckon your mum might have had a bit too much to eat lads, she feels as stuffed as she did last night when she was with me ahaha

>>69070739
London doesn't really count as 'english' any more. Just ignore them

>>69070578
>kings norton
oh my days blud
link me in digbeth now

>>69070721
It's all inner city cunts
For most of my life I've lived in a town of 40,000 and never hear "peng" "lit" or "senpai" anywhere besides the internet

>at my uncles house for christmas
>sitting on the bed in their spare room playing halo 2 about 30 minutes ago
>auntie who's trendy and into all that starts showing me up on it
>everyone else is asleep downstairs
>when i have a go again she starts rubbing my leg up and down, close to my crotch but never touching it
>didn't say anything
>she smiled then went downstairs after about 5 minutes

Lads
Did I just blow the chance to lose my virginity? To my auntie of all people, she is fit though.

>>69070739
It's that pathetic London urban street talk spoken by literal window-licking retards.

Keep London shit in London.

>>69070764
waheyyyyy

>>69070775
waheyyyyyy

>>69070775
reckon I'll feed you some christmas dinners until you're nice and fat so I can rub your stomach and put my meaty cock inside your little arsehole until you need to shit

Critical.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11954461
http://www.strawpoll.me/11954461
http://www.strawpoll.me/11954461
http://www.strawpoll.me/11954461

>>69070817
>5 votes yes

fucking hell lads................

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How can British squirrels even compete

any spare reasons to live going?

NEED death
NEED the pain to stop

and in my suicide note I'm letting the world know that the weedman is to blame

>>69070817
abnormies/poofs btfo

>>69070817
normie general status confirmed

>>69070817
What the actual fuck, I'm surrounded by normies.

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>>69070817
Abnormies get fucked haha.

>>69070881
there's nothing normie about having sex

>>69070881
take it as encouragement to join our ranks lad

it's really not that hard

i always vote incorrectly on those twatty polls just to fuck up the results.

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>>69070849
*activates your almonds*

Happy Boxing Day lads. How's it foing?

mates said they weren't going out but I seen the truth on twitter

hurting inside lads

can;t believe i paid £250 for 2 hours of erectile dysfunction

>>69070881
all your posts are shit
good to know you're a virgin though

>>69070817
no if you mean not protected penetrative vaginal sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtpOO2Y7rkY

>>69070797
she wants the D

>>69070908
alri virgin

>>69070942
could have spent all that cash on a lovely christmas holiday abroad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

decent cover lads

incredibly lonely
need death imminently

not liking christmas at all. just want to be on my own and not feel like such a fucking loser. don't even feel like drinking

>>69070905
>it's really not that hard

spoken like a true normie

>>69070881
Relax if they were full on normies they wouldn't be here, they are just failed normies or people who paid for sex.

>>69070943
I'm not a virgin, I'm gay actually.

>>69070264
He was stabbed in the back by the perfidious yank

>>69070899
>posts crappy jappy cartoons
>"Abnormies get fucked"
squealing

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>>69070926
still crimbomas day here you fucking stupid little bitch, flabby belly having, degenerate, no good cuck

>>69070295
>no other group of people can do any of these things

>>69070978
>failed normies
s-s-stop

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>>69070992
t. virgin

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>>69070330
NEED a copy of this

>>69070817
might just neck this bottle of champagne, it would null the pain of being surrounded by all these fucking normals

Who here /call the midwife/

>>69071015
obviously not real you fucking clown

>>69070817
Literally never clicked on a single one of these polls

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Timothy Leary had his IQ measured when he was on trial in 1973 - after 13 years of heavy LSD use. He scored 143.

>>69071026
I'm aware of that you uppity fucking cunt

>>69071039
>le_smug_man.png
good post

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test

>>69071014
>crappy jappy cartoon weeb calling others virgins
absolutely howling

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i'm gonna make them give back our cocona

>>69071050
alri what was it before

>>69070330

pretty sure that block of flats is in hattersley near manchester

>>69071054
you're on fucking holiday and posting on /brit/ you fucking sad case

bin yourself

blasting purity ring

dont give a fuck what you lads think hahah :^)

>>69070979
ah fair enough then
gays can be normie too anon

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ah yes, the fearsome Russian war machine

>>69070971
are you me?

idk why i keep getting shower sets when i barely shower

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on the gear lads

vladmir putin thinks he's a hard cunt but i'd lay him out 2bh

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think i might be unloveable

>>69071107
could put that boat on its arse with 1 punch no qualms

>>69071089
Good lad

>>69071107
does UK still keep the moscow criterion?

>>69071059
whilst you're at it, you should test some cyanide....stupid jap bitch

>>69071119
no fuck off I'm more depressed than you

>>69071125
shouldn't disrespect based jc like that

>>69071107

the air pollution will kill us all

>>69070237
The person who made this map isn't as funny as he thinks he is

Fake it till you make it lads

russia seems to be winning cold war part 2: election boogaloo lads

bet the us is doing a hard think about how to get putin out of power in 2018

>>69071135
you are mate

just snorted a key and rubbed some on my gums

now to try not to chat shit to my nan whilst looking like my jaw is falling off

>>69071163
haha, alri me

>>69071135
peng

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Did a cheeky prank on my dad lads :^)

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>>69071125
At least he's having a good birthday at your house

>>69071129

in all seriousness even at 60+ he would still ruin anyone ITT

just text the other weedman

praying I can get some green

>>69071190
its going to be pretty fucking obvious mate

>>69070817
>On a Mongolian mule marketing imageboard on Christmas night
>Had sex
Good joke lads haha

here comes the hotstepper
murderer
i'm the lyrical gangster
murderer

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>post one anime image
>get one (You)
Simply amazing

wicked wicked
jungle is massive

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Food for thought: some of us won't be alive next christmas

>>69071215
would he fuck

i'd chin the cunt and i'm not taking the piss, literally one arm him and knock him the fuck out

>>69071218
Getting late now isn't it?

Who is your favourite Star Wars character?

>>69071107
this would make a nice album cover tbqh

>>69071171
Bournemouth was mentioned so its great

>>69071238
Keep posting

>>69071257
Darth Icky

>>69071014
Your anime pillow doesn't count mate

>>69071248
I fucking hope I'm not

>>69071257
that one with the big tits

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>>69071238
It's great isn't it?

the yurops actually have 100, 200 and 500 euro notes

and the best we can do is a measly 50?

>>69071257
Darth Insanius

>>69071264
tru dat
crop a bit of the right side and the bottom out imo

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What did she mean by this lads?

https://eroshare.com/aeb0akzj

sister sent me this

>>69070295
extremely good post

>>69071257
Sleazebaggano

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>>69071257
Bibble

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got some fancy polish beers in ;)

Merry christmas lads

i've got jungle fever
she's got jungle fever
we've got jungle fever
we're in love

>>69071292
which one?

>>69071257
one of the strong female characters

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I think that lad was right, I totally consider myself a failed normie

spent all of wednesday and thursday hanging out with mates and then spent friday night/sat morning with the gf

my back is still legit hurting from pulling a muscle during our hour long shag sesh

everything in this post is literally true

>>69071255
this is my only chance
not looking good though probably gonna off myself at some point tonight

>>69071303
Just doing some fanny stretches

>>69071190
absolute disgrace Tbh

>>69071315
never known if those are drinks or actually coolant

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>>69071075
>>69071280
Sexual frustration ITT.

You lads REALLY need to get your knobs wet desu.

>>69071332
Yaddle

because i got it like that
dunalunaluna dun dun doo doo
dundun dah dun dun dun

>>69071257
Jar Jar Binks

there's no reason not to partake in drug abuse

>>69071348
what do you fucking think pal

clue's on the can

>>69071303
Fuck off nonce

>>69071360
yaddle does NOT have big tits

>>69071367
kys

>>69071351
see
>>69071280

>>69071339
You don't have any spare bits and/or keef to smoke?

>>69071374
there is
when the weedman (also the gearman) won't fucking answer his phone

>>69071315
>radiator coolant

lol like just turn it down for a while?

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took too much LSD

said something mean about the russian plane crash earlier lads, just want to formally retract my statement

russian government sucks dick but i don't wish death on anybody and the people who died aren't the decision makers of whom i disapprove

my only mate keeps inviting me to things with his other mates that all don't like me

why does he do it????????

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>>69071257
Nien Nunb. Often dream about rubbing my throbbing cock under his cheek flaps and him doing that little chuckle.

Worst type of humour: cringe humour

>>69071329
Alri carlton

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>poof
dying

>>69071407
got some keef in my grinder that I'm gonna smoke
won't do much though

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>>69071427

>>69071125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ20biZPr8E

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>>69071383
I love all dimensions tbqhwy.

2D is superior though.

>>69071403
I don't have an anime pillow you literal autist.

you mean best

>>69071257
the proper hairy cunt

>>69071420
did GCHQ get to you?

>>69071420
Good lad, lots of people say mean things on here and I'm sure they don't mean them really.

Yes lets make all the Strictly winners black

Look Sweden we're out-progressing you

>>69071444
Keef always fucks me up for like 30 mins but burns off quick

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>tfw parents too poor to ever buy me Woolies pick'n'mix

>tfw now it's gone forever

>>69071257
like a bit of Twi'lek clunge

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>>69071451
>2D is superior though.
Good lad

>>69071457
didn't know your mum's fanny was in star wars

>>69071467
saying black people are good at dancing isn't particularly progressive mate

what's the end goal of multicuturalism if not the extermination of the white race?

Farts are genuinely toxic today, not sure what part of my christmas repertoire has caused this but they're making me feel a bit sick let alone everyone else.

well got drunk and just woke up
breakfast/dinner consisted of 3 pieces of broccoli and 2 slices of ham

>>69071471
yeah and it's not as fun to smoke either

>>69071257
Dex, of Dex's 1950s American diner on Corasant
he was a good friend

>>69071411
>blowing up weedmans phone on christmas
would have you put down not even messing

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>all these runts ITT arguing over 2D or 3D

embarrassing
--------------------------------------------------------------------

sent from the 12th dimension

>>69071457
Screaming

>>69071451
>posting crappy jappy cartoons
>calling others literal autists
o i am laffin m8
really can't handle all this irony

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>>69071257
J'ywz'gnk Kchhllbrxcstk Et'nrmdndlcvtbrx

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was it raep

>>69071500
are you a virgin

'sheeds are letting off fireworks lads

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>>69071484
excellent choice

>>69071332
the blue one from the anime

>>69071512
only sent 1 text to each weedman
not gonna do any more than that but am desperate

>>69071501
you and me both pal

can normally stomach them but man alive

think I've found Iraq's missing WMDs (they're up my jacksie)

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>>69071467
>watching BBC

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>>69071257
Lak Sivrak, sometimes known only as Sivrak, was a Shistavanen male scout who sometimes worked for the Uvena System Constabulary. Sivrak obtained fame working for the Galactic Empire, unaware of the tyranny of his employers. Sivrak then found a hidden settlement of members of the Alliance to Restore the Republic and, lacking political convictions, decided to help them. He discovered their status as fugitives and swore not to report them. However, the Empire found the settlement nonetheless and discovered that Sivrak had not reported it. Sivrak became a fugitive of the Empire, and was forced to hide from the stormtroopers in Mos Eisley.

Sivrak visited the local Chalmun's Spaceport Cantina and there he met Dice Ibegon, a Force-sensitive Florn Lamproid that convinced him to join the Alliance with her. Ibegon and Sivrak became lovers and fought the Empire together. While the Shistavanen had initially followed her only to court her, Sivrak became a proud Rebel warrior, fierce opponent of the Empire and member of Alliance Intelligence. Ibegon died during the Battle of Hoth, and a heartbroken Sivrak kept on fighting, honoring her last wish.

Sivrak was a starfighter pilot during the Battle of Endor. His starship was damaged beyond repair and his death could be imminent. It was then that Dice Ibegon contacted him again, using the Force to give him a last chance: He could rewrite history, turning his back to the Alliance when he had first met Ibegon in the cantina, knowing that he would have to suffer and die otherwise. Sivrak chose to stay with his beloved, and joined her as a Force ghost after his heroic death at Endor.

Doing a silent poo cos I'm in my grandma's house and 100% audible to everyone else

wish this cunt would stop banging on about his so-called "weedman"

does he not understand that nobody gives a shit?

>>69071528
yeah

ok so now i'm on a bad cocaine comedown and realising the last 24 hours of my life were utter insanity

Sheed Palpatine

>>69071543
sort your life out fucking pathetic addict

>>69071555
>watching (((literallly anything else)))

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>>69071525
Proper virgin post that.

>>69071571
hahahahahahahah

just neutralised a threat

>>69071536
WHICH ONE

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>>69071557
Dice Ibegon was a female Lamproid, a member of the Alliance to Restore the Republic, and the lover of Lak Sivrak. A native of the harsh jungle world of Florn, Ibegon was Force-sensitive and was rumored to have the ability to shift through time. She became a recruiter for the Rebel Alliance during the Galactic Civil War, eventually winding up in Mos Eisley, Tatooine. There, she met a Shistavanen outlaw, Lak Sivrak, and the two fell immediately in love. Ibegon persuaded Sivrak to join the Alliance, and they both served for a year between 2 ABY and 3 ABY.

Ibegon fought alongside Sivrak in the Battle of Hoth, though they were separated and she was fatally wounded by falling debris. She had time for several last words to Sivrak, telling him to continue his fight against the Empire, before she died. The Force would allow the two lovers to meet each other again as they relived past experiences, until Sivrak was himself killed at the Battle of Endor. Ibegon and Sivrak became Force ghosts, and they stayed on Endor for eternity.

>tfw the werewolf shagged the tentacle monster
>they were both in one shot in the first movie
>the werewolf mask was a literal werewolf mask they stole from another set when they needed another alien

What did you get for chrissy lads?

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>>69071579
just text a weedman I haven't contacted since February

>>69071593
my uncle knew the bloke that played Dice

>>69071561
>take one step in granmas house at night
CREEEEEEEEEK
>grandma rushes downstairs to ask what I need

>>69071257
Rasheev.

>>69071596
got to put my yule log in your mams arsehole

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what if jesus took acid?

>>69071616
probably just making sure you don't find her coke stash

Goodnight lads

>>69071624
>what if

is this even up for debate?

>>69071585
see
>>69071075

>>69071624
what if jesus was gay?

Very clever from the BBC to set this Call The Midwife episode in Africa. How else would they fill their race quotas for a show set in the 40s?

strong positive correlation between virginity and anti-immigration sentiment amongst under-25s i reckon

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really dawning on me today how autistic I am and how sad my life is. can usually kind of laugh it off but not today where its on full display

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>>69071618

Wasn't expecting all these (You)s on Chrimbo Day.

Thanks, lads. Better than a Lynx Africa shower gel and deodorant gift set.

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Luke did I ever tell you about the time just before now when a group of rebels went on a suicide mission to retrieve the plans to the death star?
They were good friends.

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WEEDMAN WHERE ARE YOU

>>69071481

Still in 'smiths

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Don't understand the appeal of weed tbqh. Even the smell puts me off.

I've tried it three times. Twice it gave me a panic attack. The other time, it didn't do anything but made me vomit whilst I was on public transport.

Any stoners want to describe and explain why they smoke? I have so many mates who are potheads and they just love weed like it's their lifeblood.

>>69071656
what's different about today?

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>>69071649
Not very witty are you?

Update on the silent poo: I've broken the toilet

>>69071655
shall be wanking to this

>Weed

absolute fucking runt drug

https://twitter.com/metesohtaoglu/status/813115502931406849

us military is mad max

>>69071654

And what about virgins over 25

>>69071596
Clothes
You?

>>69071660
Luke, did I ever tell you about tables? tables were pieces of furniture that served several purposes, such as being used as a place to eat. Conferences and conversations could be held over a table. Tables were usually accompanied by chairs. Tables were common household items throughout the galaxy. Tables were a good friend.

>>69071677
My replies are much more than your shitty weeb posts deserve

>>69071672
people have different tastes. how is that hard to understand? autistic cunt

>>69071672
drug life is the runt life mate

>>69071672
yeah makes me proper paranoid

can only assume it's different for others

>>69071672
makes me forget the pain
also is enjoyable to smoke

retreated to my room as my farts are lethal

>>69071709
Why are you still replying?

>>69071672
dude hahaha makes u feel in touch with the world and that hahaha u know!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

>Most of the real badboys live in south.

What Stormzy meant by this?

>>69071661
Luke, did I ever tell you about breasts? They were the mammary glands of mammalian species and some reptomammals, and were normally a distinguishing feature of the female of the species. Males did have breasts, but they were far less developed than their female counterparts due to the sexual dimorphism. And they were good friends.

>>69071654
Rasheed

>i care about what kind of smoke other people inhale

>>69071733
confirmation that manny is not even on the map

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>>69071725
'cause he's a frustrated virgin that wants to feel superior to people on the internet.

>>69071672
Same la. The one time I was enjoying it my mate pissed some people off and we had to run through town to hide from these guys, I ran into a post box. NOT a very good time

>>69071710
Yeah, so you would literally eat dog shit as well and if I asked you why you would just say "fuck u autist people have different tastes"

>>69071697
>virgins over 25
I found they are the wisest men the modern society could possibly have

Every opinions from them are ultimately right

>>69071716
same

last time I smoked I just got paranoid that all the people I was smoking with me hated me and didn't want me there, which was probably true

do you get less paranoid the more often you smoke?

>>69071733
he's sending for Little T and the BGM crew

nan got pretty drunk at christmas dinner and a few hours after being home my mum got a call from my grandad saying my nan had fallen over and needs help

mum speeds over there and apparently shes fallen out of bed, completely naked and shit herself and my mum had to clean everything up and put her back into bed

feel like crying

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>>69071725
Making the pathetic weeb virgin feel special on christmas

>>69071755
you're a fucking idiot mate.

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>>69071768
HOWLING

>>69071768
lol what a madwoman

>>69071760
not sure mate, done it 4 times, hated every time so I've binned it for good now

both my nans are dead hahah

What if you stitched your anus up. Where would all the turd go?

>>69071673
forced socializing. constant possibility of surprise guests and having to do the whole disingenuous 'my life is great, thanks for asking!' conversations. all that noise

>>69071768
Fucking hell was she just pissed or did something else happen too?

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>>69071761
He's on about south london not southern england you mongs

>>69071796
>>69071799
she has dementia and barely eats anything

doubt shes got long left desu

>>69071823
yeah alright bugzy

>>69071768
why cant your useless cunt of a grandfather sort her out?

>>69071768
haha might do the same

she sounds like a proper laugh