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what are we drinking lads
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champagne (i hate it btw)
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mineral water
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*raises gun fingers*
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>>69066315
>>69066315
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YOU LITTLE CHEEKY BASTARD
YOU LITTLE CHEEKY TWAT
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Really makes you think
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>>69067576
Why do you hate it?
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what do brits eat on christmas eve
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>>69067553
its way too early for drinking
but I got some nice dark Scottish beer from chrimbas
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just fell asleep for 2 hours haha
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>>69067626
Chinese takeaway
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>>69067626
fish and chips
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>Parents are against race mixing
>know at this point that they really wouldn't care what race my GF was, they'd just be glad I finally got one(my dad would be especially pleased to know I wasn't gay)
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>>69067626
my famo always order a pizza on christmas eve
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got a new iPhone for Christmas
threw it in the fire then screamed because it was black instead of grey
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Got a feeling that charles will never be king
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>>69067621
2 strong desu. makes me shiver when i drink a lot.
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>>69067641
>>69067643
>>69067659
I mean well-standing families who cares about tradition, not loser NEETs
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>>69067679
At this point you will have sultan soon not a king
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>>69067679
He will. He's desperate to be king, no way will he pass up on it.
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>>69067698
chinese
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>>69067698
how would we know about them
this is a working class general
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>Chinese takeaway
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>>69067679
how old is he now?
even if he is king he wont be for long
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Shitposting on my new tablet lads
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can't believe how meaningless everything is
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>>69067571
safe
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imagine being able to see underground
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Doctor Who is a bit fucking grim for early evening Chrimbo TV.

FFS and what is with this libshit story?
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>>69067707
>>69067708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14WRwYyLHU

how's this for a christmas dinner
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not sure whether to add all the work people on facebook 2bh

been there 3 months now isn't it about time i started socialising a bit with them
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I can see liz living to 105

reckon she'd abdicate at 100
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>>69067630
>its way too early for drinking
it's christmas you twat I was drinking champagne at 10am
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>>69067761
she's gonna die in 2017
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Pozzed some negholes, lads.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2476902/man-suspected-of-deliberately-infecting-male-lovers-with-hiv-arrested-after-five-weeks-on-the-run/
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>>69067757
you do know christmas eve means the day before christmas
you've confused me fuck off
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An ailing monarch?
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>>69067727
nice which one did you get?
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>>69067794
yeah, you're right, mistake by me

what do brits eat on christmas day?
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>>69067696
jesus
People meme a lot about Sweden, but in all seriousness, France is much much worse.
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Amazon Fire la
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Done too much Tramadol. Don't think the ol' parents and grandparents are impressed. Lel.
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>>69067825
Their pride
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>>69067825
everyone eats a roast dinner
turkey, yorkshire pudding, spuds, veggies, pigs in blankets etc.
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Who /UKIP-voting Rorke/ here
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>>69067553
Rather a silly question chum
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>>69067855

me

send them all back
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drinking johnnie walker blue and a can of tyskie
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>instagram is suggesting i follow the german girl i lipsed like 2 and a half years ago and never spoke to since
wtf
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what do you lot have for an evening meal on christmas day?

we just have a little buffet type thing, gonna scran some cocktail sausages :p
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don't want the queen to die
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trying to imagine a 10.0 earthquake
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>>69067917
>can of tyskie
fuck off we voted brexit
you MUST go back
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doing a read on the so-called kindle "paperwhite"
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>>69067972
bit racist
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>there are actual londoners in this thread right now

Struggling to fathom this
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>>69067946
me neither lad
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>>69067952
it'd be just like a 7.0 earthquake, except 1000x more powerful
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phV5j1ri4IE

roll deep sound
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>>69067937
christmas pudding
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don't like sitting around like this. weather is arse atm so can't go out for a walk so want to go for a drive but have had 2 beers and the cops are utter cunts about that shit around christmas
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>>69067995
can't even imagine the runtish conditions you have to live in in london if you earn less than six figures
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>>69067946
The republic is nigh, comrade
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>>69068006
>roll deep sound
not too sure what you meant by this
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>>69067995
Actual Londoners, or the brown impersonators?
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Had a bottle of vanilla voddy was quite nice like
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>>69068037
it's a deep roller and was baiting for this exact sort of response x
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>>69068039
Did you mix it with Dr Pepper?
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>>69067952
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/10.0_Earthquake
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Had a mummy wank
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London is the only nice place in the UK
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>>69068046
schreeching
>>69068059
hmm
nice work
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>>69068038
>Actual Londoners, or the brown impersonators?

These are both the same
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>working class general

revolution soon brothers
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>>69068065
Pepsi mate
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>>69067566
The hair is proof that Harry isn't Charles's kid. Not even the colour, but simply having a full head of it and being able to grow a beard
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>>69067946

that's because you've internalised the royal family as a representation of yourself, so when the queen dies, you will not be mourning the woman, but your own mortality, it will feel like a piece of you has died.
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Doctor Who is fucking embarrassing.
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>>69068105
COMMIES OUT
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#freebobbyschmurda
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>>69068038

>Actual Londoners

Do they still exist?
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>>69068108
As long as it's not coke laddo
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Driving everyone home from my grandparents and my mum's boyfriend asks if he can put his music on I was like yeah whatever

He's only gone and put Kano - Garage skank on

Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Merry Christmas and a very, very, very , very Happy New Year to everyone!
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>strangely attracted to a girl all my m8s think is ugly

Anyone else know this feel?
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>>69068110
Harry is looking a lot like Charles now that he's getting older
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>>69068105
just for the record we have pizza the day before christmas
not on the actual day, we're not THAT runty
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>>69068110
Harry looks like Charles though. Look at the beady eyes and nose.
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only ejaculated twice today
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>family supposed to be coming round for Xmas today
>was up all night puking.
>mother doesn't want to come round if I'm sick
>cancel Xmas
Been in bed all day feeling like absolute death, cheers Xmas
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>>69068194
ye
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>>69068191
*gets on my knees, widens my eyes and starts rubbing your crotch through your jeans*

this is going to be a very merry christmas
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thoughts on this?
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fug lads i accidentally got pretty drunk
might have a 6:45 wank haha
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>>69068194
she's the one then lad.
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>>69068197
>>69068202
You might be right, they're all scruffy cunts
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>>69068151
I think they all fled to Essex, Surrey, Berkshire, etc. when the social experiments started.
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>>69068190
what a fucking lad
wouldn't mind a bloke like that shagging my mum desu
did he start shouting gyaldem ting?
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>>69068216
shan't
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r8 haul
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>>69068194
yeah and I didn't do anything with her because of what they thought even though I kinda liked her

hahaha
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>>69068248
Why would he be shouting gangnam style you fucking retard
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>>69068250
give it a watch mate
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>>69068242
This is true, many cockneys fled to Essex
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>>69068216
>.webm

shant be clicking these
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>>69068190
your mum's pumpum smells like the a13 beckton exit
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>>69068282
the fuck are you on about you mong
can you read?
your mums a sket anyway
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>>69068248
Nah no gunfingers or anything but I spoke to him about grime and that and he's pretty sound, never gave him the time of day before but I rate him now

Recommended him some Aj Tracey and Santandave
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>>69068256
Looks eclectic/10
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going to finger my arse for a bit then go to bed

merry christmas
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>>69068322
goooood lad
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>>69068313
HAHAHA trolled :) take that L
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>>69068296
giz a click
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>>69068256
>irish
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>>69068335
Great post
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>>69068322
>Recommended him some Aj Tracey and Santandave
EXCELLENT LAD
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>>69068256
if psuedo intellectual is bad and arrgoant prick is good, i score you one hipster douchebag.
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>>69068337
GOOD TROLL BRO GOOD TROLL

*shakes hand*

merry christmas bro haha YEAH mate alright see you later now X
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11 hour shift tomorrow, ah yes
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>>69068335
Enjoyable post
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>>69068391
the runt life
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>black people """music"""
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Is Dr Who the most reddit program in existence?

Actually it's probably QI
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hollywood is so shite lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_E7yrCAq58
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>go downstairs for christmas dinner
>see this man at the table
>he tells you to STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

wat say
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>>69068413
rick and morty
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>>>/rules/global/6
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>>69068391
How else will Mr Goldberg buy his wife that new Chanel bag she's been eyeing up eh?
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>>69068413
rork and mick
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never watched a single episode of The Big Bang Theory but it was on in the background while we were having dinner and jesus christ its awful. literally like Reddit in sitcom form
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>>69068425
Shoot him
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>>69068282
>>69068313
>>69068337
>>69068376

Love it when /brit/ posters are at each other's throats, its really funny
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Business idea: set Tim up with Wing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAQbAxHwLwQ
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>>69068433
business idea: make the things mr goldberg wants
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>>69068425
ludford innit
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>>69068425
stormzy init
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>>69068425
Rasheed Masood, pleased to meet you
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-38431399

>China stops consistently backing North Korea in it's insane bullshit
>Kim gets butthurt and does a load of illegal nuclear tests

>USA stops consistently backing Israel in it's insane bullshit
>Netanyahu gets butthurt and summons US ambassador for a "reprimand"

France and Britain learned the hard way that you can't just cut ties with these tinpot shitholes, or it all falls apart. Why do the US and China not learn from our past failings.

2017: Start of WW3
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reminder all the grime posters here are all white middle-class and have never met a black person in their lives

hahahahahahahha complete cringe
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>>69068413
O'Rorke and Mickey
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>>69068425
Rasheed innit
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>>69068488
i might be white but i'm working class

and grime is a working class genre not a black genre (all the black mcs say this)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>69068425
I introduce myself as Tarquin de Vere and ask him why don't black people make good music any more.
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>>69068488
you forgot that they're also underage
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truth
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>>69068519
t. charlie sloth
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>>69068488
Who cares lmao it's just music

I'll listen to the blues too but I've never been a mid-western US mechanic whose wife left him for a city slicker
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>>69068553
screaming
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my mate unironically got picked up by afgan dan when he called an uber
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>>69068580
>he hasn't psychologically abused his gf into stockholm syndrome where she'll kill herself if she can't be with you

mate are you even intj?
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>>69068584
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>grime has 2912 hits on the /int/ archive
jesus fucking christ stop
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>>69068595
yeah really interesting mate

*scrolls through phone and walks away*
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>>69068485
>"From the information that we have, we have no doubt that the Obama administration initiated it, stood behind it, co-ordinated on the wording and demanded that it be passed," Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said.

He's not wrong. Obama did this before he leaves to give Trump THE HARDEST time possible in the middle east. He needs to get Israel in line without cow towing to them and being seen as weak but with them being pissed off and angry. It won't make a difference in the long run but anything that hurts Trump helps the dems. If he has a disastrous term the Republicans are fucked.
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any grime man in
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>>69068595
bullshit fuck off yank
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>>69068595
Hm? Oh it was a black Americans, regular please - thanks

*scrolls through the FT online on my phone*
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About to play Pokemon® Moon on my Nintendo© 3DS™.

Not played Pokemon in about 8 years. How do I make it interesting? What else can I do besides nuzlocke?
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>>69068335
hello shimo
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>>69068519
Grime isn't working class, it's fucking lower scummy benefits class. It's angry urban blacks chanting incomprehensible shit over some simple beat.

It's music in the same way The Daily Sport is literature.
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>>69068649
yeah
bit of christmas grime for the mandem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TDPRZ8zD64
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>>69068662
Starter only?

No Pokemon Centres?

No grinding
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>>69068686
I must admit I do love the bass line in grime songs. It's the equivalent to musical orgasm
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>>69068686
Don't cry lmao
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>>69068628
*runs after you and taps you on the shoulder*
no seriously, my mate got picked up by afgan dan
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>>69068662
neck yourself everytime your pokemon faint
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Anyone wanna play battlefield
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>>69068621
>hits

Fuck off normie hipster
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>>69068706
final destination
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>>69068686
calm down rorke its christmas hahaha
did a grime mc shag your sister?
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>>69068706
Starter only is boring. Hate starters in general because they are always OP.
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>>69068718
genious
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>>69068741
Fine, catch your first pokemon, put your starter in a box and forget about it forever.

Then nuzlocke no grinding
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>>69068580
Unironically true, biggest slayer I know has the hair on the left
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>>69068736
No, he bummed my brother then hurled homophobic abuse at him and tried to pretend he wasn't a raging fag.
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>>69068662
Any time you encounter a Pokemon, slam your nads in a car door
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>>69068662
>How do I make it interesting? What else can I do besides nuzlocke?

Go play a BW/BW2 romhack

sun and moon are the worst main series pokemon games ever
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>Hate starters in general because they are always OP.
howling
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levitate levitate levitate levitate
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>>69068641
the media is in full on assault mode
there's a 24h "legacy of Obama" special on CNN and everything is going mental over every imagined or real offence Trump can possibly commit.
not to mention every "comedian" and professional blogger is on the warpath, and this is where these poeple get all their info
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What games do you play with your family at Christmas?
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>>69068808
defecate defecate defecate defecate
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why did god make me so repulsive?
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>>69068716
t. angry urban London coon
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>>69068827
soggy biscuit
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Scenes strait out of the Soviet Union

Screeching
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>>69068827
Battlefield 1
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>>69068827
drink the beer
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I want to cut my earlobes off. Fucking hate them.
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>>69068827
Touch my willy and anus dad
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>>69068848

Only in the south. Disgusting place.
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>>69068827
have a korean friend who actually plays starcraft with her family for fun
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>>69068848
bet they're asking for 10g amber leaf and bossman is laughing them out of the shop
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>>69068848
woah lad remember, London is the greatest city on earth
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>>69068848
>London
>First world
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>>69068848
imagine how comfortably dreary Soviet UK would be
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Cousin nicked my pint glass the utter cretin
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>>69068891
post that one picture of the bossman
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>sees a leaf has replied to me
>instantly log out of my 4chan account without even reading it
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>>69068848
Calm down lads, I'll have it back in a jiffy
*does an Islamic water prayer*
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>one water pump for thousands of homes

perplexing
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>>69068848
It's only one day stop whinging
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>see a bongoloid being rude on Christmas
>cry
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https://soundcloud.com/ajtracey/final-flash

new aj trace
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>>69068944
mong
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>>69068848
thought the queue was long ting this morning when I was getting my Lebara top-up from bossman
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ahhh yessss the so-called Christmas Shit, very impressive
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>>69067610
neurones are melting from the thinking I've done
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https://youtu.be/V_wWQEuRCvc?t=1m34s

screaming
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>>69068944

It's why millions of southerners died from cholera years ago and they still haven't learnt their lesson. Thick twats as well as nancy boys.
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>>69068903
>just got raped by diane abbot on me way to abdullahs for bossmans peng chicken innit
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>Searching for posts that contain ‘quite pungent indeed’. 104 results found.
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Reminder

Northerners often have their water cut due to bacteria and contamination fears
They are also the only part of the country to have flouridated water
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Any of you lads watch doctor who? It was fucking full of cuckoldry
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mummy got me a new iPhone for Christmas
smashed it on the ground and screamed because it was a 6S instead of a 7
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>>69068848
>implying Londoners celebrate Christmas
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what's the name of that Australian nonce?
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imagine being a fucking leaf and following grime report
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https://soundcloud.com/ajtracey/final-flash
https://soundcloud.com/ajtracey/final-flash
https://soundcloud.com/ajtracey/final-flash

FRESH AJ TRACEY

yet another anime tune
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imagine being a bigtime twitch streamer and having people spam those emotes which are basically pictures of you

surreal
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>>69069046
Jimmy Saville?
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Just got my 3.5 from my friendo

Holy shit this guys weed is dope. It's big fluffy and sticky love this shit, so happy I found him. Every other dealer round here drops crappy draws that are crusty shitty things.
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got priority boarding on my ryanair flight lids

*sips rioja*
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>>69069041

>Doctor Who

This is an 18+ website
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>be londoner
>drink hard water

It's no wonder lads, they're pineal glands are fossilised by all the calcium
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>>69069041
they have a marathon on tv right now
watched two episodes but now I'm watching South Park
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>>69069041
Thanks for the recommendation, might have to give it a watch then
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>>69069059
>AJ
about to get cringed but didnt because i am very polite
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>>69069078
nah the one that waves cardboard and makes funny noises
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all my friends are heathens take it slooow
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Don't understand communism/socialism

why should wealthy people have to share their wealth? They earned it. Instead of stealing someone's wealth why don't people aspire to gain although themselves
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>>69069059
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happy holidays!
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>>69069093
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>>69069121
Yeah, Jimmy Saville
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>>69069128
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>>69069118
>i am very polite
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>watching actual TV for the first time in a while
>all these shows they advertise are "muh strong independent womyn" wank

like every single one
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>>69069094

I meant the christmas episode you fucking foreign cunt fuck off
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>>69069128
>They earned it
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>>69069128
>>69069164
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>They earned it.
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>>69067610
>Defending your nation against invading ISIS jihadists is worse than forcibly displacing another nation's people on their own land


Ahh yes, RasheedComicsTM
>>
>>69067626
Buffet of party foods from Marks and Sparks
>>
>>69069128
Why should capitalist parasites be able to steal the surplus from the workers?
>>
got a full y-3 trackie and some common projects for xmas lads
stay mad poorfags
>>
What are the best strategies for sneaking in a Christmas wank?
>>
>>69069128
Socialism is just replacing a political/aristocratic elite with a bureaucratic one.
>>
>>69069199
wonder if he misses kagney

probably finna doesn't
>>
clientele on the nokia brrrt brrrt

spirit bomb pt 2?
>>
>>69069204
>Forcibly displacing another nation's people
This one is getting old
>>
>>69069128
There is no such thing as "earned" wealth
Everyone is equal, everyone deserves the same things.
>>
Communist until you're rich
Feminist till you're married
Atheist till the plane starts falling
>>
>>69069204
It looks like YOU'RE the Rasheed here
>>
>>69069179
I meant the Christmas episode too
I was watching them earlier, they have a marathon of every single one (from the New series at least)
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>>69069258
>Atheist till the plane starts falling
Bane?
>>
fuck the settlements desu
pre-67 borders is the only viable solution
>>
>>69069204
>another nation
>their land

hrm....
>>
>>69069256
People aren't equal lmao
>>
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>Communist until you're rich
>Feminist till you're married
>Atheist till the plane starts falling
>>
wish you could post image urls on 4chan

cant be arsed with saving them, posting them and then deleting them

ugh -.-
>>
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>>69067825
Mine lad
>>
>>69069080
Weed looks and smells like dried dog shit and literally makes me feel sick when I smoke it. I've no idea how stoners enjoy it. Maybe they experienced the same thing when they started out? Any druggo wankstains want to explain?
>>
>>69069337
4chan x you mug
>>
eating a pie
>>
>>69069340
grim
>>
>>69069035
>midlands
>north

Ah yes, the educated London paki.
>>
my sister doesn't want to go to the shopping centre in Blackpool tomorrow because she think ISIS will bomb it
>>
>>69069351
nah it's shit
>>
>>69069351
>4chanxtreme
think you're the mug here
>>
>>69069351
its shit
>>
>>69069340
>no roast potatoes

Screeching
>>
>>69069298
the settlements are a result of the Arab nations rejecting the UN plan over and over and Israel administrating the land.

legally the Jews only settle class A and B areas (which were set out for settlement under the Camp David accords)

Palestine is an administrative division within Israel so that Jews would have a majority in parliment
>>
>>69069210
>steal
nobody steals anything, workers have a time preference - they choose to be paid a shorter amount of money now rather than set up a workers coop etc. and make more money at some point in the future
Fucking sick of economically illiterate runts moaning that people are exploited
>>
>>69069368
be more afraid dan will try to chat
>>
Family is watching Strictly Come Dancing

FFS, what compels people to watch the hideously camp gay shit?
>>
eating a cinnamon bun
>>
>>69069351
>4chan x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8
>>
sorry but the South doesn't want the Shitlands
>>
>no Great Escape on TV

The fucking Muslims have won
>>
>>69069367
all your posts are shit
>>
imagine using 4chan x

would love to inspect and research some of these tools
>>
>>69069041
What was it about lad?
>>
>>69069440
it's good
>>
>>69069448
time travel
>>
sorry but the North doesn't want the Shitlands
>>
>>69069398
this is true
but many companies bully workers to prevent them forming unions, and the Unions are a mess as is and they in turn bully workers to stay within their network.
>>
>>69069191
delete this hog
>>
*chases after you*
>>
Can't imagine not using 4chan X honestly. Abysmal experience.
>>
>>69069453
it's disgusting

you make me sick
>>
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>>69069128
>They earned it.
>>
>>69069470
bet you use RES :x
>>
Still remember that Dr Who episode from 6 years ago where the ginger assistant tried to fuck the Dr at the end

Wanked my little pecker to the thought of it that night
>>
/brit/ is for gays and faggots
>>
>>69069405
my mum has been watching this "Legacy of Obama" rubbish all day
>>
>americans aren't allowed to say christmas anymore

Laughing wholeheartedly.
>>
>>69069486
well duhh

that's elite
>>
>>69068216
Jelly lad
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>I install programs to make my experience on the 'chon better
>>
>>69069395
no i think the settlements are the result of religious zealot jews building houses in places that are outside their borders in order to secure a bargaining chip :)

there are literally thousands of jewish israelis settled outside the and b zones (part of the oslo accords btw)
>>
how old to get a tattoo?
>>
please use this extension

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/4chan-x/ohnjgmpcibpbafdlkimncjhflgedgpam
>>
>>69069456
And?
>>
>>69069460
the midlands don't want to be part of the poorth
black and white/either a or b thinking is symptomatic of autism btw
>>
>>69069530
romance
>>
AHHH YES I'm sure if communists became rich they'd HAPPILY give away 50+% of their money each year
>>
>>69069545
Time travel and romance, right.

What made it shit?
>>
>>69069523
greater london
>>
>>69069547
Greater London
>>
>>69069453
>>69069440
>I need my special reddit simulators to browse 4chan
>>
>>69069552
>>69069560
snap
>>
>>69069551
dragged on
>>
>>69069428
Looks like Ahmed isn't enjoying Christmas, lads.
>>
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>>69069547
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>>69069547
mad seeing the working classes vigorously defending their own shit living conditions desu
this right wing povvo thing is nuts
>>
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>Can't imagine not using 4chan X honestly. Abysmal experience.
>>
>>69068903
Would be no different to how it was in the 50s-70s

except idk what would happen to the country estates, maybe they would be kept in a ruskinian style socialist fashion on the pretext that the estate is there to look after those living and working on it in a benevolent fashion.
>>
>>69068615
>tfw no gf that loves me so much that she'll kill herself if she cant be with me
made me sad 2bh
>>
>>69069573
I see, how did the cuckolding factor into this?
>>
will honestly be considering voting for 'greater london' in the /brit/ gimmick of 2016 awards next week
>>
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>>69067553

Cognac
>>
>>69069574
it's mad mate you get no (You)s, you only post reeing about pakis or calling people pakis

what's in this for you?
>>
>>69069494
What's that? Is it the one that was on the BBC a while back? It was quite interesting desu.
>>
15st and built like a brick privee
>>
>>69069617
Voting is over senpai
>>
>>69069613
had a cuck in it
>>
northern england posting is THE gimmick
>>
>>69069256
There is no such thing as "equal" people
Everyone is different, everyone deserves different things.

Equality of outcome = NO incentive to rise above and achieve greatness = NO productivity

Communism is retarded
>>
>>69069595
>steal my picture without asking
>>
>>69069128
Because they're lower class scum
>>
>equality of outcome
nice meme
>equality of opportunity
the goat society
>>
>>69069638
Greater London
>>
>>69069595
>can't even post an image from a URL
Howling
>>
>>69069659
greater london
>>
>>69069585
I'd rather live in crippling poverty than be a thief
>>
>>69069636
Did the doctor get cucked or a new character?
>>
>>69069683
neither
>>
>>69069677
bet you went to school for free you fucking thief
>>
the ol stomach is really NOT agreeing with christmas dinner
>>
>>69069624
Been at the Brandy, Ahmed?

Don't think Allah allows it.
>>
>>69069693
did the cuck get cucked or not?
>>
>muh iphones
ah yes, you can't be a communist if you buy capitalist products

how's your free school, healthcare, police service and roads treating you? no need to thank the lefties, it's okay
>>
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>>69069659
>>
>>69069640
People confuse equality for equitability, it is the latter which should be emphasised, but thats working class education for you...
>>
>>69069729
no
>>
>>69069624

>"you get no (You)s"
>gives him a (You)
what did he mean by this?
>>
normie female social media makes me want to fucking kms
>>
can't wait for anthony joshua to get a big fight

gonna be hypeeeee :3
>>
west midlands
>>
>>69068426
rick and morty is fucking funny though.
>>
>>69069738
Hmmm
Pre socialism we had:
free roads
free police
church provided free schools
church provided free care if you couldn't afford it
>>
My rich Godfather gave me £300 for Christmas
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>>muh iphones
>ah yes, you can't be a communist if you buy capitalist products

>how's your free school, healthcare, police service and roads treating you? no need to thank the lefties, it's okay
>>
business idea: (You) socialism, every time you reply, you have to reply to everyone else in the thread too
>>
>>69069752
this is the thing
if everyones equal then it would end up the same, obviously people are smart or stupid or strong or weak, you just gotta make sure the circumstances people are born into don't affect their chances at success
>>
>>69069059
he can't run out of bars
>>
I unironically support the Syrian Opposition
>>
how do i know if a massage parlor offers hand jobs?
>>
>>69069803
shan't
>>
>>69069800
>£300
>rich

lol poortherners
>>
>>69069677
KEK 2BH
>>
>>69069121
Rolf Harris lad
>>
>>69069850
that's a pretty generous Christmas gift considering I haven't seen him in about 7 years
>>
had some french brandy my nan was shotting lads

fuck me, near fell out my chair

like paint stripper

she charged it down her, top gyal
>>
>>69069830
ask them
>>
>>69069801
>free school, healthcare, police service and roads

Not exactly free 2bh.
>>
middle class people who make under £100k a year and work full time and think they are rich fucking lol kill yourselves retards
>>
>>69069875
i saw him last night and he called you a cretinous little runt
>>
need a nu
>>
>>69069794
you realise toll roads were massive in the uk before the railways right? they weren't free silly :) police yeah you're right, and churches, jewish bodies and muslim bodies still fund massive numbers of schools in the UK and still indoctrinate children into their twisted cults

wish we could have some more socialism and less church influence in our education and healthcare :)
>>
>>69069585
The modern left only want to distribute wealth to brown people though. If you are white and poor the left cares less about you than the right do
>>
>>69069738
ah yes I'll just hire my own police force, completely plausible
>>
>>69069882
but if they don't they'll be really offended and might call the cops
>>
>>69069903
it's Christmas

don't be projecting today all of all days ffs
>>
>>69069899
What does your mummy and daddy do?
>>
>scroll through Facebook feed
>half my friends list has got engaged

ah yes
>>
how old to get a tattoo in the uk
>>
>>69069958
13
>>
>>69069919
**to poor people

>>69069920
seems like something you'd have to take up with an ancap mate
>>
>>69069951

When's it going to be your turn lad?
>>
>>69069794
b a i t
>>
>>69069958
35
>>
>>69069967
when I find the right girl h-haha
>>
>>69069794
alright I'll just pay a bobbie to come over and investigate a murder
>>
>>69069919
>than the right do
ahhhh yess let's just give massive tax breaks to the very rich then cut the wages of the working working class because we've got no money left :^)
>>
>>69069392
Under the carrots tucked next to the parsnips lad
>>
still haven't opened any presents

what am i like aye
>>
>>69069965
Excluding white people
>>
>dad told me at christmas dinner that i need to start going out and meeting people or i'll be alone forever

spastic doesn't realise that's just my future
>>
>>69070015

Wouldn't mind tucking into your parsnips fella.
>>
waiting to unleash a corker of a post
>>
>>69069958
underage cunt
>>
could just go for some chinese food
>>
>>69070008
why not? It would be much cheaper than paying a fixed price every year for policing
>>
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>>69070025
when did this come in?
>>
>>69070030
Wish my parents said things like ths to me 10 years ago
>>
>>69070062
1997
>>
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>mashed potato
>with christmas dinner
>>
>>69069919
fucking retard
>>
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>>69070025
>>
Only 365 sleeps until Christmas.

So about 177 sleeps for me
>>
>>69070077
ahh right do they only pay bennies to BMEs?
>>
>>69070011
ahhh yes that's so much worse than importing the 3rd world into all first world countries and giving them free money and housing because muh poor brown people
>>
>>69069405
The fucking clapping along to every piece of music makes me furious
>>
>>69070059
me too
I'm trying to convince the parents to get Chinese for Boxing Day dinner
>>
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>>69070078
*smashed potatoes
>>
>>69070098
LLF
>>
I miss the one christmas I spent with my ex-gf and her family a few years ago

haha I feel sad now
>>
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>>69070060
you'd be paying more, just like how you pay more for your shitty healthcare services than we do lelelel
>>
>>69070116
get out of here yank boy
>>
>>69070134
got my neurones firing
>>
>>69069421
Nobody does
>>
>>69070105
pretty much

poor white people are demonised for living off bennies but browns are horribly oppressed and deserve free things.
>>
>>69070110
ah right so you don't actually have any arguments against socialism you're just annoyed about immigration?
>>
>>69070120
pmsl
>>
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink

literally me heha
>>
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oh come on we're on page FIVE now
Sure a new thread is in order
>>
>>69070134
hate that modern eye makeup style that all girls do

looks so generic
>>
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>there are actual rasheed commies posting in /brit/
>>
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>>69070153
>>
>>69067553
dr pepper
>>
>>69069964
>>69069991
>>69070043
can my friend get one at 17?
>>
>>69070134
i will never shag one of those instagram/snapchat slags like that one on the right

why even live
>>
recommend me a kinky porn genre i won't have seen before

feeling dirty
>>
>>69070163
Delet
>>
>>69070190
not an argument
>>
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>looks so generic
>>
>>69070162
is that lucy/beth?
>>
>>69070206
>friend
yeah right underage twatter
>>
>>69070210
50 shades
>>
>>69070083
t. diane abbott

>>69070099
yeah, I'm sure all those """Syrian""" """refugees""" we've been importing have paid for their London accommodation/heat/light/food from their massive bank accounts
>>
>>69070237
>>69070237
>>69070237
>>
>>69070216
>provide evidence for your wild assertions

>no lmao it's just true everyone knows it i don't need to provide evidence
are you religious by any chance?
>>
>>69070232
that's vanilla mate

i usually wank to rosebudding
>>
>>69070206
does he look 35?
>>
>>69070163
haha can't believe this pathetic cunt has someone that loves and cares about him this much

fucking sad case, would NEVER lower myself to such an embarrassing standard
>>
>>69070210
Fake Agent UK

>>69070226
Yes
>>
christmas day? what better time than now to argue about politics on the 'chon
>>
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>Chinese food on Christmas Day
>>
>>69070216
you haven't provided evidence mate
>>
>>69070141
ok i might
>>
>>69070261
Saw the pizzeria was open, mad innit
>>
>>69070235
how many syrian refugees do you think there are in the uk mate

be honest
>>
>>69070137
>shitty
because of govt. regulation
there's no possible way you'd pay more with 3-5 companies competing for one contract
>>
>>69070261
had chinkies for christmas eve
>>
>>69070308
Too many, and most of them aren't even syrian
>>
>>69070308
we must be getting close to 200,000
>>
>>69070313
absolute lmfao, i'll tell the free-staters that come here crying about their shitty healthcare that :^)
>>
how gay is using face cream
>>
ah yes i'd rather line share-holders pockets paying premium for a service that could be a profit public service that anyone can use
>>
Reminder that if you earn under £35,000 you are a leech and parasite to the state.
>>
>>69069916
We pay for roads through taxes or we pay for roads through tolls
So both are equally free

Nothing wrong with christian schools, indeed they form the backbone of the education system, offering some of the best education in the country.
>>
>>69070008
You realise that government does not equal socialism which is specifically the redistribution of wealth
Hence the existence of courts and sherifs from anglo saxon times 1,500 years ago
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