Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

こんばんは~ (´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ
メリクリ~

>>69055337
酸素

>>69055337
乙

なんなんだ、その三角帽子

>>69055337

不敬罪で逮捕しる!

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메리 크리스마스
let's be nice to each other

dad just texted me to wish me some shit, this is so depressing

so many of my issues stem from him being a narcissistic alcoholic cunt, fml

brb killing myself at randam

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>クリスマス
>一人で
なんてさすが

>>69055624
In Japanese, please.

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>>69055337
well, 乙 but you should have made this thread after declaring first and foremost.

>>69055337

おまえはまゆゆに謝れ
You should apologize to Mayuyu. Mayuyu is the one who declared making a thread first.

>>69055721
今テレビ見てるから黙れ

Sometimes I'm really happy and confident but if the slightest doubt emerges I become a suicidal person

>>69055778
音がうるさいんじゃ。
ボリュームを下げろ。

>>69055828
You take your life too seriously.
Life is shit to everyone and so there is no reason to commit suicide.

>>69055672
Thou shalt neither vex a stranger, nor oppress him

>>69055828
do you want to be my friend?

Is it legal to start a suicide group? I don't wanna go on my own desu

>>69055862
Majority of the time I don't care what other people think but sometimes I actually do it hurts

For example: I don't feel like a real man

>>69055836
これよりトレーニングに移行する

>>69055910
I'm sure thailand needs more ladyboys and I hear it pays well

>>69055896
Come travel Japan with me.

>>69055910
>: I don't feel like a real man

If you have a penis, I think you're a real man.

If you don't have a penis, I think you are not real man.
Please check it now.

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>>69055337

>>69055951
TRANSPHOBIC SHITLORD

>>69056060
>TRANSPHOBIC
Not at all
I'm open to any kind of peeps.

Japanese guests say my Japanese pronunciation is good.

日本人留学生どうなったんだろ

>>69056122
vocarooをうpして

>>69056122
I'm curious about how good your Japanese pronunciation is.
if possible, could you please put your voice on vocaroo?

hello fellow japs
what did you get for christmas?

>>69056158
フランスの新聞だともう殺害されているって出てるんだけど日本の新聞ではそうは書かれていなし。
Narumi, l’étudiante japonaise a bien été tuée.

http://www.parismatch.com/Actu/Faits-divers/Narumi-l-etudiante-japonaise-a-bien-ete-tuee-1150739

>>69055495
こんばんは(・ω・)ノ メリクリ!
サンタさんはサーフィンに乗ってやって来たかな?

How do I type を on japanese keyboard?
There is only お I can find

>>69056187

Hello!

I got a pen and an apple.

What did you get for Chrusimimasu?

>>69056237
w+o=を

>>69056237
WO を

>「japs」
>「hello」

>>69056266
>>69056275
たぶん、ローマ字入力じゃなくてひらがな入力なんじゃないか?

>>69056253
a lot of different things
I got a very nice jacket from my sister (:

I got no gifts in Christmas.

The gift of life is all I need.

merry vhristmas

>>69056316

いいなあ、リア充

>>69056335
I got 2 bottles of wine, a six pack of beer, a coffee machine and a tea pot

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メリークリスマス

>>69056275
>>69056266
Thank you

>>69055624
my mum is gonna facetime later from my dad's parents house, shes going to be staying with them for christmas

>>69056303
かな入力使ったことないからその発想がなかった

>>69056407
is that a good thing

Until when people continue to exchange gifts on Christmas days?
will this continue till the Earth explode?

>>69056433
no because i hate her

>>69056379
すまんかった。

>>69056434
It's a tradition that brings out the good in people. Even if capitalism benefits a ton from it (I don't hate capitalism) it's still worth it.

>>69056167
>>69056172
I can when I get home. I don't have a microphone at my job.

JP flag, do you want to be my friend? Don't kill yourself

>>69056350
いいよね、リア充

>>69056450
(´;ω;`)ｳｯ…pls love her.

>>69056489
>do you want to be my friend?

Yes!

>>69056361
I got a Tokyo guide book.

Only person who gave me a present was my boss. I gave him The Killing Joke: Deluxe Edition in return.

>>69056477
OK, I'm looking forward to hearing your voice.

>>69056450
Why do you hate her?

It seems a Japanese student (a grill) got killed in France.

I'm sorry, Japan.

>>69056650
Oh well shit happens.
I'd never send my daughter to France if I had one.

>>69056361
飲み物関連のプレゼントばかりだね。
そう言う自分も紅茶の詰め合わせセットをプレゼントしたけどw

>>69056650
I know a friend of hers

>>69056650
Really?
Why do you think so?

>>69056650
did news papers in France report that she is already dead?

>>69056671
まじで?

>>69056650
Not at all. No reason to apologise on your side.
It's an Asian foreigner who killed a Japanese student.
You are bothered by Asians.

>>69056650
oh…
Was the murder suspect arrested?

Sorry to say this, but it's part of her fault,too.

What kind of woman let a guy (that she got to know on SNS) to her dorm room? SNSで知り合った人を寮の部屋に招き入れるって軽率ですよ

>>69056532
Ok where do you live in Japan? Maybe one day I can visit you

>>69056784
Yeah she wrote stuff on facebook about how sad she was

>>69056650
any links? i havent seen anything on daily mail website yet

>>69056911
I live in Tokyo, Japan.
If you won't kill me, I'll be happy to meet you when you come to Japan.

>>69056947
Don't worry. I won't kill you. Why do you live there

>>69056975
I grew up here. Where do you live in the States?

>>69056750
>>69056928

Newspapers...maybe.

http://www.parismatch.com/Actu/Faits-divers/Narumi-l-etudiante-japonaise-a-bien-ete-tuee-1150739

>>69056862
No.

>>69056928
http://www.tokyoreporter.com/2016/12/24/french-police-search-for-man-after-japanese-woman-goes-missing/

>>69056847
No, no! No worries, you're alright.

>>69056928
http://www.leparisien.fr/faits-divers/besancon-l-etudiante-japonaise-a-ete-tuee-selon-les-enqueteurs-23-12-2016-6489309.php

>>69056663
feels bad

>>69057023
feels good to live in a safer country

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I wish I was Ikki.

俺今年必ずお金持ちになるぞ
95パーセントの確率

何をしようかアイデア公募します

Japanese media keep saying that she is just missing while French media already said she had been killed. Stupid Japanese media, as always.

>>69056905
日本だったら、まあ、99%何もないだろうけどね…
日本の安全を世界基準だと思ってたなら浅はかだと思う

>>69056489
I don't trust people anymore, so I can't make friends. I just wish it could all be over with. I wish I could get some sort of really lethal cancer or a virus that could kill me in a couple of days or get in an accident and die instantly.

>>69057057
外食を止めるところから始めてはどうでしょうか(´・ω・｀)

>>69056990
In New York

>>69057057
Not coming to 4ch

>>69057073
マ?

business idea : get money from mum

>>69057080
>日本の安全を世界基準だと思ってたなら浅はかだと思う

これな。あと写真見たけど、服の着方とかだらしない感じ。男に隙を見せるタイプ。

>>69057096
this

>>69057083
That's super depressing.
I'm sorry you feel that way.
Why don't you just meet shitloads of people online? Best case scenario, eventually you meet a killer and you die. Worst case scenario, you make a friend and change your mind.

>>69057096
I agree with you.
coming to 4chan is a waste of time.

ingen bryr sig

>>69057083
Come fucking travel Japan with me.

>>69057175
Ingen bryder sig om hvad?

>>69057095

S E R I O U S L Y ???

I LOVE NEW YORK. No joke.

When I was a student, during the summer holidays I went to New York and took some English class held at Allen-Stevenson School
Private School (132 E 78th St, New York, NY 10075, USA). Is that so called Upper East side? I love that area. Good memories. New York is the best city in the United States.

>>69057115
マ?
ママ?

>>69057240
I know it's the best city in the US. I'm glad you like it!
You're a woman? Did you post when you were here? I think I remember that a few years ago

>>69057083

When was the last time you had a sex with someone you love?

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>>69057203
>tfw too inept to speak norse speak

>>69057203
It's just a meme, don't worry about it.

>>69057086
www
別に高いもん食ってねぇけど
>>69057096
>>69057142
>>69057172
why are you here then?
You just want to be rid of 構ってちゃん right?

>>69057277
>You're a woman?
yep

>Did you post when you were here?
No, I didn't.

>I think I remember that a few years ago
That must be someone else.

I miss New York so much. It's the coolest city in the world. ( ﾉД`)…

>>69057351
おめえ日本人か?
朝鮮ライフはどうよ?どんな感じよ?

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Is Japan nice

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>>69057392
We are very, very rice

>>69057353
>>You're a woman?
>yep
消えろゴミ

>>69057392
Japan is rice. yes.

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>>69057073
Did French police find her dead body? If not, French media is stupid.
This boy was alive, even though everyone thought the boy was dead

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日本人よ。英語ができるのか?
できると思うのなら正解を見出してみろ!

>>69057351
怒ってるの?

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>>69057440
了解しました。
逝ってきます。さよなら。

>>69057353
Sorry
Well why don't you come back

>>69057386
いや
挑戦ライフはクソだ

うざけんじゃねーよ

>go to farm in Japan
>help with the chickens
>watch an egg hatch
>befriend the chick
>raise it
>go travel Japan with my pet chicken
>get fresh egg every morning

This is my dream.

>>69057472
質問に答えなさい

>>69057463
since?
前置詞は苦手でいつも適当につっこんでます。
先生教えて下さい。

>>69055337
読む価値のある日本文学推薦お願い

>>69057520
いいね

>>69057451

French media is not stupid. You are stupid.

生きている形跡がない。携帯にも無反応。銀行口座も引き落としが一切なされてない。Elle n’avait plus donné signes de vie depuis une séance de sport avec des amis. Son téléphone ne répondait plus et ses comptes bancaires n’avaient plus bougés depuis ce jour-là.

>>69057520
are you trying to spread bird flu?

>>69057463
できないお。

>>69057543
sinceで正解だよ。おめでとう、お前はもう英語達人だ!

>>69057490
森の奥で何かと戦いそうな、その後ろ姿が格好良い。

>>69057083
When I served in the army there was a lady who have got pneumonia and died in 4 days.
Apparently this could be a quick way out.
But I also had pneumonia 4 times when I served and I am alive so who knows?

>>69057520
This is so cute. You make me cry.

>>69057451
何日失踪だったの?

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>>69057582
Chickens are clean and cute.

>>69057546
坂口安吾

>>69057624
Have you been raped?
Were there rapes while you were there?

>>69057624
There are much better, faster, and sure-fire ways to die than from pneumonia.
If he sincerely wants to die, he'll do it in the quickest way with the highest mortality rate. Not sign up for the self-defense force and try his hardest to get sick.

>>69057608
やったね!(´･∀･`)
これからも適当に前置詞をつっこんで英文作っていきます。

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>>69057628
You should go play Stardew Valley.

クリスマスは、おっぱいのでかい彼女が欲しい

>>69057659
>army mentioned
>ask "have you been raped"

Literally Why?

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>>69057319
Your english is better than the average jap, how long have you studied for?

Son corps n'a pas été retrouvé, mais des éléments matériels permettent à la police judiciaire d'affirmer qu'elle a bien été tuée.

死体は見つかっていないが、いくつかの物的証拠により警察は殺害されたものと断定。

>>69057171
Maybe I'll try to get out more when I'm back home. Online acquaintances tend to be shit. I'll probably have my expectations crushed and muster up the courage to kill myself.

>>69057179
I don't feel like traveling.

>>69057298
KV and I haven't hugged anyone in years. Some handshakes here and there, maybe once or twice a year.

I wish I was brave like the tens of thousands of people that manage to kill themselves every year.

>>69057633
ブザンソンの女子学生は12月4日から行方不明。

>>69057659
No.
There are a lot of homo jokes in russian army but no actual rape.
The place is extremly homophobic.
>>69057722
there is a meme about russian army being rape central

>>69057722
Because rape is prevalent in russian army.
Why, are you raped? Why so sensitive?

>>69057746
そうならそう報じるのが正しいのであって、確認が取れるまではメディアは死亡だと報じるべきではない

>>69057746
日本の警察なら死体が出てくるまで死んだって決めつけなさそうな気がするけどフランスは違うのか?
てか死んだと思われる物的証拠ってなんだろ

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EGO-WRAPPIN' / かつて・・。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqnISC2bh5U

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>>69057741
been to US to get muh blingy STEM degree

turned out that its no use tho

>>69057808
懐かしいな

>>69057800
死亡証明書?

>>69057430
>>69057447
japan ez fony

>>69057762
>I haven't hugged anyone in years.

This is one of the reason you are suicidal. Physical contact with people you love is very important for your health. It heals you. Wait, me too. I haven't hugged with anyone for years. WHAT'S WRONG WITH JAPAN???!
I just don't wanna sex because it looks dirty. and I don't want to get STD.

>>69057520
nice desu
>>69057634
sooo qt (*´∀｀*)<3

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>>69057769
いや大和くん
一週間だったね
ちなみに陰謀論までできたのすでに

>>69057546
花と蛇

>>69057785
物的な証拠の中に殺害を確定させるようなものがあったんでしょ。体の一部や、血とか。知らんけど。
フルボディが見つかっていないってだけで。切り刻まれた可能性もある。

>>69057881
>体の一部
学生寮で?すごくない?

>>69057634
きゃわいい

>>69057898
しらんけど。
警察が elle a ete BIEN tueeって発表したんだから。bienを入れたってことは相当確証できるようなものが無い限りアリエンよ。

>>69057819
>Useless

how?

>>69057853
I'm not even from Japan and I'm only spending a few months here anyway, but I'm pretty sure there's tons of hikikomori here. Hikikomori is a Japanese word after all. I'll be back home in a couple of months and my life will still be shit.

I don't know why, but I feel like today's Japanese thread is faster than usual even though there are only 37 posters.

>>69057853
>just don't wanna sex because it looks dirty
This. Another person's genital inside my body. Disgusting

>>69057983
Are you from KOOOREEEEEAAAAAA?

>>69058010
Are you a grill?

>>69057819
I always thought you were an American in Japan.

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クリスマスの日は何の予定があるんだい?

>>69058010
Tits or gtfo

millennials don't sex.

>>69058073
lol

>>69058058
もう終わったよ

>>69058100
UNTIL I GET TO THEM

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>>69058058
オナニー、オナニー、アンド、オナニー

USA! USA! USA!

>>69057692
sounds interesting game

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>>69058115
忘れちゃった、では何したの?
一日中イメージボードでくそレス投稿したの?

>>69058058
nothing in particular.
I spent the whole day doing 4chan while staying in my room.

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>>69058192
ことりmore

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>>69057946
ゆでたまご漫画の登場人物みたいなセリフだな

日本は一人ご飯別に大丈夫?

これが日本だ!

Girls Channnel (it's a 4ch-ish site for girls)

Chri-bocchi (those who spend alone on Christmas) Endurance Thread for 2016 (single, without boyfriend) 7300 replies.
クリぼっち耐久トピ2016【独身、彼氏なし限定】
http://girlschannel.net/topics/1001076/

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>>69058233
このような?

>>69058290
学生の人とかは過度に嫌がる人もいるらしいけど、一人の時間を大切にしたい人も多いと思うよ。

>>69058290

普通でしょ

近所でのカラオケはうるさいなぁ!!!

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>>69058290
like this man?

>>69057946
殺害と死亡が確定できる物的証拠と言ったら限られてくるな

>>69058370
フィリピンの人たちは歌うの好きでしょう?
Anywayメリクリ(*´ω｀*)

>>69058045
same

Ive always thought korean flags are either proxy or GI in Osan base

>>69058290
逆に自由に一人でご飯食べられない社会なんてあるんですか?そんなの不可能だし不便過ぎるでしょ。

>>69058290
普通
でも、焼肉と鍋は一人で食べに行った事がないな。

My favorite Japanese movie is Tampopo.

So weird. So hunger inducing. That fucking scene with the old man teaching the young man to eat ramen properly is priceless.

>>69058290
平気だけど自分は苦手です

>>69058373
I really like to have lunch alone.
I'm so afraid of silence that I tend to talk too much when I have lunch company.
My lunch break is a break from my overly articulate life.

日本はどうなっておるんじゃ

高級フレンチのディナーは一人で食べに行ったことはないけど、行く人はいくらしい。
グルメな人は一人でどこまでも行くよ。アンジャッシュ渡部みたいな人。

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日本にもメガリア(男性嫌悪サイト)みたいなサイトある?
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%A1%E3%82%AC%E3%83%AA%E3%82%A2

クリスマス映画と言えば日本人は何が思い浮かぶ?

>>69058398
>フィリピンの人たちは歌うの好きでしょう?
少しだけ好き。
俺はカラオケがうるさいと思うよ。

>>69058464
>Tampopo
Good choice.
I liked Lars von Trier. Dogville and Manderlay.

>>69058524
http://koreal.net/archives/1192

>>69058360
>>69058424
>>69058435
やはり、懐石とかは無理?
>>69058468
自意識過剰のせいですか?

>>69058482
フレンチもランチだったら敷居が低いけど、
ディナーで、且つコースをお一人様で頼むのは難易度が高い気がするな…

>>69058524
ありません。そんなことして何になるの?
時間の無駄。
それより別のことを話した方がいいし。
韓国は男女仲が悪いらしいけど、日本は普通に仲いいよ。

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>>69058336
お主は神か

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>>69058476
さあな

>>69058587
No one in Denmark like Lars von Trier, though. He's truly, to his core, just a faggot who tries to be edgy to piss others off. That's his entire goal.

>>69058608
温泉に行ったときは懐石出るけど。
一人で温泉行ったときは別の部屋で懐石を堪能いたしました。問題無し。

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>janny's working at this VERY moment

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>>69058482
ひつまぶしを食いたいけど、一人で行けるか知らない

>>69058534
クリスマスカロルと、ホームアローン
君は?
>>69058608
流石に懐石を一人で食べるのはしんどいかも。
日本で一人で懐石料理を食べたいの?
海外旅行中だったら次はいつ来れるか分からないし、食べたい物を食べるかも。

>>69058687
ひつまぶしはみんな一人で食べてるから全く問題無し。
私も新幹線待ちの時間を利用して一人で食べた。
誰もあなたのことなんて気にしないから、あまり考えすぎない方がいいよ。

>>69058534
Miracle on 34th Street

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>>69055960

朝鮮人はなんで単独行動を恐れるのですか?
一人でご飯を食べると誰かに殺されるのですか?>>69058687

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今年のクリスマスは大雨が降ってます。

>>69058544
今まであったフィリピン人は、かなり高い確率で歌が上手だったよ。まあ、色々な人がいるんだろうけど。

海外も色々な心理的縛りがあって、自由がなくて生きづらそう。

>>69058612
コース料理は複数人分の量での調理を想定しているだろうから、おひとりさまは迷惑かもね。

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>>69058650
>for 0% monetary compensation

>>69058770
フィリピン人はアジア人の中で一番歌が上手い気がする。

>>69058613
日本のフェミニストってほとんど在日か朝鮮シンパばっかりだしね
遥洋子とか辛淑玉とか上野千鶴子とか

>>69058642
Seriously?
I didn't see the famous Dancer in the Dark.
But I really really loved the two I named.
Definitely among my top 5.

>>69058760
個人主義的な文化がまだ足りなかったからそうだと思う

>>69058727
よかった
あるブロガーによると基本二人前にしか販売しないらしかった

>>69058816
刑務所とかでダンス踊ったりしてるしね~
ブラジル人がサッカー上手いのと同じで、道具がなくても楽しめるからかな

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>>69058524
韓国ではコメディアンが女性をネタに笑いを取ると、番組を降板させられるんだっけ?
日本もそういうことが一部であるけどさ
欧米では女性の悪口なんて言いたい放題なのに、未開だなと思うよ

>>69058822

本当そうなんですよ。遥洋子は元韓国人だし(自分でカミングアウト)、田嶋陽子は顔だけ見ると確実に半島系。 大和民族とは感覚が違うんですよ。あんなのがフェミ代表とか言われるとほっんと迷惑。

格好いいけど
頭もいいかな?
( ´)

>>69058838
Trier and another instructor, a man who's known to be very compassionate, made a documentary. In it, Trier comes up with challenges to the other instructor that he would have to film.

One of the challenges was to travel to India, find the poorest neighborhood possible, and film him eating a lavish 3 course meal in front of 20 starving Indian children.

Lars von Trier is a psychopath like that.

>>69058760
日本より近代化が遅くてまだ集団主義が残ってるから
でもここにも一人ご飯苦手な日本人もいるし、韓国だけの特徴ではないだろ

>>69058857
>基本二人前にしか販売しない

嘘ばかり書くブロガーだね。そんなシステム日本にありません。

>>69058888
Oh okay. I don't like him now.
I thought he was afraid of flight.
Surprised that he made anything in India.

>>69058912
>一人ご飯苦手な日本人もいるし

そうなんだ。地方だけじゃないの?都内でそんな甘ちょろいこと言ってる社会人は会ったことがない。

>>69058881
突然何なの…(´・ω・｀)

>>69058964
[考え中] (๑◔‿◔๑)

>>69058873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xx4tszZ-DE

>>69059029
オカマがいるぞ~!!(≧▽≦)

>>69058935
Oh, no no. Von Trier was back in Denmark when this was being filmed, then laughed like a madman when he saw it.

>>69058923
数年前読んだポストだから俺の記憶の間違いかも
ソウルのひつまぶし食堂だった可能性もある

>>69059075
Ah I see. He has some mental issues. Like many other artists and Danes.

I just did a long fart

>>69059117
I saw what you did there.

>>69059127
a merry christmas to you.

>>69059069
あんたはオカマが好き?

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>>69059137
be sure to bring your own antidepressants.

>>69059174
Japan is enough for me.

>>69059152
きらいじゃないわ(´・ω・｀)

メリークリスマスみんな

>>69059202
ゲイくんですか(´・ω・｀)

>>69059255
女の子よ(´・ω・｀)

>>69059174
In all seriousness, though, clinical depression is nothing to joke about.

>>69058014
I'm not Asian.

>>69059202
あなたは頭が変わ(´・ω・｀)

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俺の小説ことし必ず100万分以上売れる
お金持ちになって江南の高級マンションを買って
今まで俺を無視したリア充を毎朝見下ろしながら嘲笑する
俺の人生にも陽が差す

>>69059291
I know. We have a very high suicide rate and a high number of psychiatric beds.

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>>69059272
>女の子よ

>>69059343
少し頭が変な方が生きやすいのよ(´・ω・｀)

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>>69059247
お前もな、アメリカ人

>>69059345
ん?
ラノベでも書くの?

>>69059401
そう。70%完成。

>>69059369
それは大変じゃないの?(´・ω・｀)

>>69059411
뭔 개소리여;

>>69059420
生きるってことは大変なのよ…(´・ω・｀)crazy or not

>>69059411
すげぇ

>>69059443
くたばれキモチョン

>>69055337


princess kako has cute, plump little smelly toes that you could suck on for days

>>69059272
そういうのはここにいないですよ(´・ω・｀)

>>69059247
アメちゃん メリークリスマス

>>69059512
ラノベ書いてお金持ちになる発想に驚いて韓国語が出しちゃった

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>>69059521

>>69056650
Why would anyone EVER go to Europe and risk being killed by muslims?

>>69059528
うそ…ネカマはアタシだけ…?(´・ω・｀)

>>69059564
だからおめぇが貧乏なんだ
夢は成功を先行する。

>>69059521
can you not sexualise our princess in such pervated ways please.

>>69059587
Only a racist wouldn't want to get killed by muslims.

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>>69059587
Why would anyone EVER go on a plane and risk dying from a plane crash?
Why would anyone EVER go outside during a thunderstorm and risk being struck by it?
Why would anyone EVER eat a banana and risk getting cancer?
Why would anyone EVER go to Canada and risk being killed by falling leaves?

>>69059587
white dicks are irresistable.

>>69059521
I will never understand footfags.

>>69059588
一人じゃ可哀想やし
俺もネカマしてやるわ
(´・ω・｀)

>>69059634
I do none of those you listed.

>>69059528
>>69059588
あら、そんなことないわよ奥様?

>>69059521
you have a strange fetish.

>>69059637
You don't need to go to Europe for that
>>69059588
貴様だけじゃねぇぞ

パリ殺人事件の犯人、どうしてアジア系の男性と知られてる?
韓国人なの?

>>69059596
材木座のような人が現実にもいるとは思えなかった
とにかく頑張れ
日本人?韓国人?

>>69059650
>>69059672
さすがクリスマスね…このスレには愛とオカマが溢れてるわ…(´・ω・｀)

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If I wear this hat, and let my beard and hair grow very long, then Japanese girls will leave me alone, right?

>>69059740
carrying a chicken alone will do the trick.

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merry xmas

>>69059710
カタルーニャ人

>>69059755
Neat.

>>69059755
>>69059740
I don't get it.

I wonder why people in this thread tend to use (´・ω・｀).

>>69059774
That's a part of his plan.>>69057520

>>69059634
Your country is overrun by muslims.

You are the rape capital of Europe.

>>69059785
that makes two of us
( ´･ω･｀)人(´･ω･｀ )

>>69059797
That's rude.
He already know that well enough and no need to be reminded.

韓国かぶれドイツ人消えてすごくメシウマ
マジマジマジマジマジマジマジマジマジでうざかった
神様ありがとうございます。

>>69059755
Acutally, it might have the adverse effect

>huge, scruffy Scandinavian with a big beard and strange hat
"Aaaah, scary man!"

>huge, scruffy Scandinavian with a big beard and strange hat carrying a chicken on his head
"Aww, such a gentle giant!"

i will make new thread

>>69059886
are you tall?
how much do you weigh?

>>69059832
Hey, he started it.

pls answer >>69052522

>>69059886
Your autism hurts me physically

NEW THREAD

>>69059916
>>69059916

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>>69059886
oh, you planed everything out so perfectly.

>>69059797
Of fucking course you'd reply with something like that.
Let me guess, /pol/ "enlightened" you? And as soon as someone says something that disagrees with your meme-enforced world view, they're a cuck SJW feminist communist jewish faggot, right?
Muslims are a fucking problem and terror attacks do happen. I don't want anything to do with them and I want them out. But you're at least equally as brainwashed as the supposed "SJW cucks" you hate so much.

Despite what /pol/ might have you believe, people actually live different lives from what you conjured up in your imagination.
But it seems there's no point arguing with you as I'm sure you've heard it several times in the past and anyone trying to give you a different perspective, even though they don't like muslims either, must obviously be an undercover kike agent out to get you.

I'm properly declaring here to make a new thread.

I don't wanna make a new thread
(´・ω・｀)

New Thread
>>69060002
>>69060002
>>69060002

>>69059917
186cm
108kg

>inb4 fat jokes

I'm an endomorph with Germanic traits.

お米ら
クリスマスの祝宴は
何を食ったか

俺んちでは昼は海老、蟹、ハム
夜はトルコ鳥

>>69059961
>he literally wrote that entire thing out

Merry Christmas anon.

>>69059961
>people actually live different lives from what you conjured up in your imagination.
spooks actually spook different spooks than what I MY EGO ME

so fucking what?
you're a ghost

What does Japan think of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eda72I7Uhq8

>>69060031
Lose weight fatty.

>>69060088
昨晩 チキン、ロールキャベツ、サラダ三種、苺の乗ったケーキ
今夜はジンギスカンとラムチョップ

>>69060750
>ロールキャベツ
食べたくなった

羊肉はくさいと思わないか

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>>69055337
もう、月曜が来たのに、お盛んだな
このスレは
>>69057055
女の子の一気飲み
>>69057057
んなものあるんだったら
教えてくれ
>>69057463
She is here from last Sunday
と言うと地縛霊になる
>>69057705
>>69058058
>>69058476
日本のクリスマスはもう終わりました
>>69058644
温泉に行ったとき出るのは、普通「会席」料理
懐石では渋すぎる
>>69059127
ぷーーーーーーーー
というくらい?
>>69060088
鶏足食べた
>>69061111
ところで、英語を教えてくれるAussieは
いずこ