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What's it like outside of your windows right now lads?

>>69045056
Sunny and cold.

?st for America!

>>69045003
乙

>>69045056
Moony and warm.

>>69045056
Fucking hot. How the fuck does santa wear all that shit when it's almost 35°C?

>>69045056
Very fine
The sun shines, birds are singing, normies and families are laughing...

>>69045003
乙
>>69045056
It's a sunny day desu.
How about your town?

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メリークリスマス!

>>69045381
Surprisingly cold; great weather for Christmas in socal.
Did it snow in Japan?

>>69045378
>normies and families are laughing...
(;＿;)

>>69045452
> in Japan
Yes,It was snowy in Hokkaido.

but,my town is No desu (´･ω･`)

What's Christmas in Japan like?

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>>69045698
Like this.

>>69045727
yes, this

>>69045727
That pie/cake-looking desert looks really tasty.

>>69045727
Why does Japan love Colonel's chicken so much?
Popeye's is better, in my opinion.
Is there something that makes it taste so good in Japan?
I need to know

>>69045955
http://www.bbc.com/capital/story/20161216-why-japan-celebrates-christmas-with-kfc

>>69045955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umHfb1JHovA

>tfw no christmas KFC
>tfw we have cold unseasoned chicken instead

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>2006 was 10 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lzXkkYD3UI

Does the KFC in Japan taste any different from the ones here?

>>69044912
>Can you record a vocaroo saying "Fuck off, Kevin, ya fucking cunt. Stop that, mate", please?

my mic is too shitty

>>69046277
> going abroad
> eating KFC

retarded

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>>69045955
Japanese KFC is totally different from American.

Japanese KFC is awesome.

>>69045955
There was rumour that they used soy sauce, but it was officially denied.
But they use Japanese chicken meat since September 2014.
It should make it taste differently.

>>69045955
American KFC is very dry and sticky.

>>69046401

If you are in a place like ireland where the food tastes like peat you have to

>>69045955
>Popeye's chicken
I heard this name for the first time.
In Japan Popeye's open only at some U.S. bases, says wikipedia.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KkQfqzNaCo

>>69046573
>tastes like peat
www

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>>69046728
>>69046728

Yeah they dig it up from bogs and burn it for warmth

>>69045056
Lots and lots of snow. Canada.

昨晩コンビニに行ったけど、やっぱりケーキコーナー完売してた
都会じゃないから品数少なかったのかも
しょうがないから鮭おにぎり買って食ったよ

>>69045056
it's a sunny day without a cloud in the sky

>>69046817
What province do you live in?

>>69047050
What is in the glass?

学会員はクリスマス祝うのかね

今って落語と将棋がブームになってるのか
落語はまだ楽しめるけど将棋は難しすぎるな

>>69047103
将棋は何年か前からニコ生ですっかり人気番組だね
軽くルール覚えれば指すのが下手でも結構楽しめるよ
スポーツ観戦と同じ

>>69047135
そうなんだ
穴熊?とか棒銀とか定石なんかを覚えなきゃ楽しめないと思ってた

>>69046916
Alberta. It's -15C right now.

>>69047203
上達したければ棋譜とか定石が大事だと思うけど、ただ観戦だけなら気楽に見ればいいよ
ネットで実況しながら見るとほんと楽しいし勉強になる(・∀・)

今夜終電を逃した日本人を助けたw

>>69047359
did you rape him

>>69047359
日本人の留学生が一人いなくなったんだけど…?

>>69046717
What's this anime called?

>>69047354
なるほど
ありがとう、ニコ生チェックしてみるわ

>>69047439
巨人の星 kyojin no hoshi

>>69047439
Kyojin no Hoshi (巨人の星)

>>69047393
ゲイのヤツだったのでなんかやりたくなちゃったw

>>69047404
ぼ、僕じゃないです

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What did you all do for Christmas?

I just spent time with my parents.

I hope I can bring a girlfriend home with me next year...

>>69047509
it's not Christmas yet

>>69047509
I was at work and now I'm getting drunk kek.

こまおってサイトの10手落ちでギリギリ勝てたww
われながらこれはひどいww

>>69047509
I stayed in my room and refused to come out. I spent the time reading yotsuba&. I will have to force myself to come out for a bit in the morning though.

>>69047637
Wow anon is so weird! Why won't he come out of his room?

>>69047509
literally I did: game, 4chan, eating, pooping, and then slept.
I stayed at my room the whole day.

>>69047509
>I just spent time with my parents.
same here

AKB48グループや乃木坂46、欅坂46などを手がける秋元康氏が新たにプロデュースする声優アイドルグループの名前が、
22/7(ななぶんのにじゅうに)に決まったことが24日、分かった。
この日、都内で最終オーディションが行われ、応募総数1万325人の中から選ばれた初期メンバー12人が決定した。

爆死の予感しかしないw

>>69047359
良い奴だ。
…ってもうすぐ朝じゃんか。
クリスマスパーティーしてたのか?
>>69046874
か…悲しい、残念だったな。

>>69048152
>応募総数1万325人の中から選ばれた初期メンバー12人が決定した

すげえ倍率だな

>>69047989
outstanding post

こんにちは。
メリクリ

>tfw no Japanese friend to kanpai with today

>>69048196
>すげえ倍率
南海キャンディーズのしずちゃんみたいのも応募してるから

>>69046786
oh I thought peat only use for make malt whiskey.
so I didn't know they use it for warmth.

chicken katsudon > pork katsudon

>>69048228
メリクリ( ^_^)/▼▼＼(^_^ ) カンパァーイ

>>69048228
メリクリー!

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>>69048228
Here's looking at you, kid.

What are some jobs in Japan that aren't translation or teaching english?
t. History major

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>>69049001
Digging up 遺跡

>>69049001
photo model

>>69048360
>>69048363
>>69048869

カンパイ!

>>69049227
I get it! i mistake,fuck me.

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KFC

http://www.geocities.jp/komao81/

10枚落ち相手に勝ったり負けたりだw

>>69049227
i heard that 桓武天皇 invented holding hands
ウソです

>>69049662
>shitting on the ground directly while eating cooked rice with a raw egg.
>they have a look with envious eyes at couples who are walking around at Christmas night.

it makes me feel sad.
by the way, I wonder if it's not cold for them

>>69050230
>shitting
sitting*

>>69049662
ワロタ

今日本中にリア充が激しくギシアンしてるなぁ
反吐が出るわ

>>69049662
しゃがむ?正座?わからん

>>69050299
まぁ、イイじゃないですか。
人生は短い、恋愛ごっこで楽しめる時間なんて更に短い。

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>>69050299
空爆を許可する

Is メリクリ what all of the cool young kids say?

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>>69050230
Ask them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsspmftNxUo

>>69050443
It's a death word

そういえばここって英語をほぼ不自由なくまるで母語のように使えるやつはどのくらいいるんだろうか?
アメリカ人とかイギリス人とかオーストラリア人とかは英語が母国語だからともかくヨーロッパの奴らとかははどうなんだろうか?
俺は四苦八苦しながらも何とか読み取ったり書き込んだりしてるけどヨーロッパとか中南米とかは英語から近い言語だからなんとなく使いこなしやすそう

>>69050544
>death word
what do you mean by this?

>>69050569
北欧の人は基本英語を母国語のように使いこなしてる気がする。なんでも教科書とかも全部英語で書かれてるという話をどっかで聞いたような

>>69050575
これどこ?
>>69050606
ほーんなるほどね

>>69050606
英米映画が字幕って聞いた。
だから大人は字幕を見ずに理解して、
子供は字幕を見るってスウェーデン人が言ってた。

>>69050575
安くてまずいピザに群がる低層DQNですね。
家族とのディナーにデリバリーピザなんていう糞みたいなものを食べようとするからバチが当たったんだと思います。
まともな人はこんな下品なものを口にしません。

>>69050578
It's the word which isn't used by people today.
So,it means the word is out of date.

>>69050629
マジか なるほど

Dear honourable English native speakers,

Could you let me know how to pronounce "off of " of the following phrase?

"Can't take my eyes off of you?"

Do you pronounce "OBOBU"? of just "off" by eliminating the second "of" ?

Thank you thank you thank you millions times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1j1RRWcYSg

>>69050656
do japs prefer to say メリークリスマス even though it's much longer than メリクリ?

>>69050679
off-a-view

>honourable
>honour
>u
I like you

>>69050706
Yes. メリクリ is ダサい.

>decide that my days of watching anime with English subtitles need to come to an end permanently
>haven't really watched anime since

もうすぐ日が暮れる
今年もカリフォルニアのナカトミビルの爆破事件はなかった・・

>>69050793
Good luck! ''ganbare''

>>69050782
what if you use it ironically as a joke, knowing it's ダサい?

>>69050816

明日から頑張るぞ!

>>69050793
same thing happened to me and pirating music
decided that i'd stop pirating music and now I pretty much don't listen to music anymore

>>69050780
Thank you so much !!!!!
It helps me a lot!! (>_<)(>_<)(>_<)
Happy Holidays (*^▽^*)

>>69050828
( ´∀｀)bｸﾞｯ!

>>69050828
今から頑張れや!

>>69050827
?

>>69050857
Doing something not cool on purpose can be funny in the west

>>69050828
>明日から頑張るぞ!
そしてどんどん先送りに…

コンソメチンポ

>>69050879
>コンソメ
な、何?

>>69045056
It is snowing
>>69047509
Just went to sleep. We don't celebrate Christmas around here

>>69050782
I agree with you.

>>69050865
I get it. but it's different from my country(east?).

>>69050836
( ･ิω･ิ)b

meh

whats the deal with eurasian people in japan

>>69050994
佳奈美発見

>>69045056
cold and snowy

>>69051026

why are you willingly destroying your life, anon? i'm worried about you

>>69051157
Because I reached a point where it was either get the fuck out or slit my wrists in the shower.

>>69050642
今日皆とピザ食べた
おいしかったdeath

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>>69051199
>"Japan will cure me, I'm going to be a new man once I'm in Japan"
Honestly, this is a wrong mindset to travel with

>>69051283
>this trip will cure me, I'm going to be a new man once I'm on the road

Is my mindset. The trip came first, Japan as a destination came second.

>>69051186
Do you celebrate Christmas, Peruano?

>>69051453
> small dinner
What did you have? I wanna know.

>>69051186

peru, are you still talking about any topic? or am i too late

>>69051068
( ･ิω･ิ)p

>>69051283

is that the german koreaboo?

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>>69051453

peru, what do you plan to do in china.

what products do you plan to export from SEA?

and what were you talking about trump changing china? for better or worse?

I have a cold on Christmas.
Jesus hate me.

>>69051598
woops forgot to ask about his kindle buddy

お前ら自分用のクリスマスプレゼントとか買った?
俺はデスクスタンド、エネループ、単四電池っていう実用的な物しか買ってない
つまんねぇ人生だわ

>>69051618
I have a headache, stomach pain, and chills
beat that, nippon

>>69051722
洋服を買った
ジーンスとTシャツと靴

俺のプレゼントは今日届いた
ホームシアターまじで迫力ヤベェ

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>>69051695
isnt it past your bed time?

>>69051724
Oh yeah? Well I have crippling depression.

Take that, pancake-kun!

>>69051618
I hope you will get well soon.

>>69051724
Thank you Canada.
Merry Christmas and god bless you.

>>69051757
ジーンズはこの前買った
levi'sしか買わないなぁ

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>>69051540
で、何してんの?
>>69051722
ご愁傷さま
こちとら、子供が冬休みに入ったので
お外に遊びに行かされた
>>69051758
それで、Babymetalのライブを見てみ

>>69051831
うん、Levi'sがいいね
ちなにみ、そのTシャツも靴もLevi's製

悲報 レミが脱ニート

>>69051879
いいの買ったなぁ
半分くれ

>>69051963
Merry Christmas, britbong.

Are you really eating KFC at christmas or is it just a meme?

>>69051724
It sounds sad. Take care and get better soon with your warm blanket.

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>The janny is working on christmas day

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>>69051963
what did you get for christmas thaipai

>>>/r9k/33634274

In case people wondered why I got to this point.

>>69051722
たっかい本買っちゃった
エネループ欲しい。いいなー

>>69052048
Good luck with him nihonjins!

>>69051982
Do you know who I am?

>>69052035
Just money and shit like socks and chocolate.

Our parents stopped buying us gifts when we all reached around 16.

What did you get, my friend?

>>69051963
Good evening and Merry Christmas for you. Are you sharing the wonderful day with your friends, family, or sweetie?
What will you have for christmas dinner?

>>69052121
Do I care who you are?

>>69052121
Don't know yet. Probably money and gift cards. One of my friends got me a wrapped box though hmmm.

>>69052142
do you even know of his plan?

>>69051722
Nah, I didn't buy a present for myself because I'm happy enough to be always with my waifu.

>>69052084
I won't cause trouble. If anything, I'm more sane than most from years of bullshit happening around me.

>>69051879
ああ中国製か お似合いだよ

>>69051258
>おいしかったdeath
最後は死んだのか・・・天国の住み心地はいかがどすえ?

>>69051598
>peru, what do you plan to do in china.
I have a mission to complete in hong kong, if Im succesful Im gonna get a great discount on my goods

>what products do you plan to export from SEA?
there is barely any information from exactly which prducts are made in SEA,
this travel is like a pioneer travel , I got contact with people from clothes factories in cambodia and shoes factories in vietnam
I must discover more factories

>and what were you talking about trump changing china? for better or worse?
a few days ago trump selected peter navarro as head of the US national trade council, that guy hates china and had wrote several books against china

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMnrVnT727M

china is fucked , but if the US stop buying from china , for a short period of time I could buy some chinese overproduction for nothing

I've checked the word "Christmas Day" in my dictionary and it says it's the day people eat a lot and have sex. Sounds weird but I'm fine with it.

>>69052188
What do you plan on doing once the year is over? Is living in Japan long term desirable to you if possible?

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>>69052130
With my family jap, you DO have a GF to spend christmas with, right?

>>69052142
A traumatized weeb going to japan to be a slave, perhaps?

>>69052159
I hope it's something good

>>69052321
>What do you plan on doing once the year is over?
Continue traveling if I still have money. Otherwise go home, hopefully a more complete person.
>Is living in Japan long term desirable to you if possible?
If I find a very comfy job that wants to hire me full time, or meet a very nice girl that I'd like to make my wife, sure.

>>69052351
Oh.

>クリスマス
キリストの誕生を祝う日であってキリストの誕生日ではない。キリストの誕生日は不明だな。
>建国記念の日
日本の建国を祝う日であって日本の建国日ではない。日本の建国日は不明だな。

おやすみー

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>>69052361
>or meet a very nice girl that I'd like to make my wife, sure.
We all knew this was the true goal. It always is.

クリスマスなんてどーでもいい。
祝う価値があるのは天皇誕生日だろ。

>>69052391
My dick hasn't worked for 6 months due to depression.

Let's fix that first, then draw conclusions about my sex-based motivations after.

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>>69048152
実はAKBも欅坂も既に爆死してるけど、秋元康の真の能力は爆死体を動かすネクロマンサーだから。

>>69051722
社畜なんで会社用のクリスマスプレゼントとしてミニバン購入検討してます。

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>>69052250

intredasting. so me buying fake goods off alibaba and trying to sell them in the US might come to an end soon?

what is the point of dropshipping and exporting from chink factories anyway... it seems you dont make much of a profit when you factor in shipping costs and dealing with customs and all that bullshit

Mental white men do international marriage with Asians.
Mental Asian women do international marriage with White men.
The conclusion; Mental father + Mental mother =Mixed Mental Kids (a.k.a. MMK)

>>69052407
Excuse me sir,
Why are you depressed?
Is there anything I can do for you?

>>69052431
intredasting
英和・和英辞典で一致する英語は見つかりませんでした。

>>69052457
Be nice to any scruffy looking vagabond travelers you might meet in the coming year.

But otherwise, no. This is a personal problem that only a change of scenery and peace enough to think can fix.

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>>69052497
why japan

>>69052514
It's fucking far away, getting a 1 year working holiday visa was easy, and I've wanted to go since I started practicing karate.

>>69052383
>おやすみー
I feel like you are too early to go to bed, anon.

>>69052351
>With my family
Sounds very comfy and I remember the memory of days with my family.
>you DO have a GF to spend christmas with, right?
Haha, yeah I actually spent today after working with my Girl Friends and I'm drunk. It was fun.

>>69052493
It's a meme

>>69052549
そうだったのか、ありがとう

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>>69052534
will you post a vlog

>>69052587
Probably. People both on here and IRL have been requesting it.

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>>69052497
>Be nice to any scruffy looking vagabond travelers you might meet in the coming year.

I sure will do.
As I live in Tokyo, I'm always nice with foreign travellers who get lost. So far, I helped many people from European countries, US, Australia and China. I want them spend happy days in Japan as much as possible as coming to Japan must be expensive for them. Otherwise, I want them to ask us whenever they need help or get lost. I hope they don't hesitate to ask us as they think there are no Japanese who can speak English, but there are some who can.

Otherwise, I hope you will feel better soon.

>>69051758
羨ましい。
スピーカーだけは5.1チャンネル揃えてるんだけど、部屋が配線でこんがらがるもんで、プレステを押し入れの奥へしまうことになった。
スペースを取らないワイヤレスのバータイプのスピーカー検討してる。

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the origins of a youtube japan vlogger, perhaps?

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I'm gonna take this train and go to the galaxy and never come back alive.

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>>69052690
鉄郎…

>>69052619
I've been given the feeling that this is the mentality that most people in Japan share towards foreign tourists.

So thank you for that.

>>69052653
>HOW TO GET A BEAR GIRLFRIEND IN JAPAN - 10 TRICKS TO SWEEP A BEAR OFF THEIR FEET AND SURVIVE
>DO JAPANESE GIRLS LIKE HOMELESS BUMS? SEE THESE HILARIOUS PICKUP ATTEMPTS
>5 CANNED FOOD GOODS YOU HAVE TO TRY IN JAPAN - NUMBER 4 WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU VOMIT

>>69052217
酔いながら4chanで遊んでるからまだ現世っぽい

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>>69052606

no one wants to listen to an autistic scandinavian tho. btw, why are scandinavian families so cold to each other?

>>69052776
I have a pretty nice voice, so I'm sure people would listen to me.

Look at me, now, that's another thing.

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>>69052419
まあ、握手フードルが衰退(ワイは坂は嫌いではないが)していくのはやむを得ないとして
Babymetalが、すっかり外タレ化しているのも哀しい
ソウル公演というドアウェイで爆死しなければよいが
>>69052572
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Intredasting
>>69052649
それよりBoseのフロント設置一体型の方がいいかも

クリスマスなのに仕事をやってしょうがないな。
だけど仕事はクリスマスよりの方がいい。
沢山お金が必要だね。
来年まで仕事をがんばらなきゃ・・・。

>>69053012
お金貯めてなんか買うの?

>>69052714
タエコさんのコスプレあかんwww ブスになっとるし。

>>69053012
がんばろー
世の中銭やで

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcXMhwF4EtQ

世の中銭なんやでーーーーーーーえーーーー


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quv9IhgPswc

>>69053012
I'm sharing your feeling to work at Christmas days and the other holidays with you, and I know there are a lot of situations to work for someone. Sometimes we have to do it to help someone not only but for money. Cheer up, m8.

>>69052974
>それよりBoseのフロント設置一体型の方がいいかも
今使ってるのはPioneerなんですけど、BoseはBose好きの人のためのスピーカーというイメージがあって手を出しづらい・・・。

>>69052048
Life in the US is suffering...

>>69053663
>Life is suffering
fix'd

MERRY CHRISTMAS WEEBS AND JA...wait, what time is it in Japan, btw?

>>69053663
BOSE好きです。高くないし。PC用スピーカーはBOSEにしてる。
ちなみにBOSE好きの為のスピーカーってどういう意味ですか?

>>69053683
Jokes aside, japan is NOT the place to go if you're not mentally well

>>69053734
19:17 death.

>>69053734
it's 7:18 PM

>>69053798
aw I see

What did you get for Christmas? :3

>>69053780
>japan is NOT the place to go if you're not mentally well

I totally agree with you.
I think those who don't feel well mentally should go to Hawaii. Hawaii is a healing place.

>>69053780
I'm perfectly well now, though. My blood pressure have lowered dramatically since I cut contact with my family, and I'm slowly regaining my emotions. I haven't had a suicidal thought for months.

It is a pain in the ass that my university doesn't have exchange program with Japan. Stupid 3rd world country.

>>69053770
BOSEのスピーカーはどんなアンプで鳴らしてもBOSEの音になってしまう、慣れた人が聞けば「あっ、これBOSEのスピーカー使ってるな」と一発で分かる。
ブランドイメージは高いから、BOSEファンからすればむしろそれが良いのだろうけど、玄人向けで、原音再生には向かないってことなんだろうね。

>>69053832

I've just offered myself a nice cup of tea with some milk. So I'm fine.

How about you? What did you get for Christmas? (´・ω・｀)

>>69053903
そうなんですか。全然知らんかった。
あうあうあうあう。(/・ω・)/

>>69053855
>My blood pressure have lowered dramatically since I cut contact with my family, and I'm slowly regaining my emotions.

OH ! I remember you. You are the guy who was suffering from your excessive meddling mother and girlfriend, I suppose. Good news that you cut your contact with your family if that makes you unhappy. You have absolutely no obligation to be nice with your family who doesn't treat you correctly.
Gambatte for your happy future.

>>69053045
オナニー

>>69053780
Yeah, I've been closer to killing myself than I've been for a while. I'll start going to a shrink when I'm back home, unless I kill myself before that.

>>69053999
あれ売り物だったんだ。
今までずっとタダだと思ってた。

今日は女子サッカー皇后杯決勝あったのか
TV中継してくれればよかったのに

>>69053998
Yeah, that's me. I also told my meddling ex girlfriend to fuck off. I'd tried to be nice to her about it, but she just kept clinging on to me.

And thanks. I really look forward to visiting your country.

Is it true that some people in the West commit suicide because they spend Christmas alone?
That's so stupid. What's wrong with being alone on Christmas days. They are just days like other normal days. Only some religious people put special meaning on the days but if that makes some people unhappy, they should ignore those stupid custom.

Does anyone here actually eat at KFC for Christmas?

>>69054059
It's a social stigma. You're a special type of loser if you don't have family or friends to spend Christmas with.

>>69054044
>I really look forward to visiting your country.

Yeah! Hope time and Japan will help you heal your heart some day. (´;ω;`)…

>>69054067
Nah

>>69053923
Dumbbells, a (cheap and low quality) laptop and books, books, MOTHERFUCKING BOOKS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8

>>69054059
Is it not the same in japan when people feel depressed because they're single on christmas?

>>69054059
I'm completely irreligious and Christmas always makes me depressed. I just can't stop thinking about killing myself around the holidays. Xmas just reminds me I've always been alone and that I'll die alone. I'm from the Occident btw.

>>69053683
B-but, Denmark is the happiest country in the world. If even the Danes are depressed, this world sure is dark, and light is too precious for us.

>>69054059
Don't know, I've never had to spend it alone. Is pretty stupid, though. American Christmas is only slightly less meaningless than Japanese Christmas. Presents are cool though.

>>69054067
well, I guess some Japanese in this thread eat those for Christmas.
in passing, I've not eaten it since a few years ago though.

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レイプするイケメンはなぜ?
クラブですぐにGETできるじゃん

>>69054192
We're also the 3rd largest users of antidepressants in the world.

Life IS suffering. That's just how it is. We run around like happiness junkies, constantly looking for the next fix.

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>>69054088
>It's a social stigma.


OMG! That must be tough.
People should be freed from such a meaningless social pressure.

In Japan, chri-bocchi (クリボッチ)is a trend these days. Chri-bocchi means spending Christmas alone.

>>69054225
Youkouso, hitori bocchi.

>>69054221
高畑裕太かww
たしか40代のおばちゃんをレイプしたんだったな

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>>69054154
>books, books, MOTHERFUCKING BOOKS

Intelligentsia detected.

>>69054221
The lack of consent makes it hawter. Consensual sex is vanilla and boring.

>>69054154
Do French people love books?

>>69054183
>I've always been alone

You can enjoy freedom and it's wonderful. You have plenty of time to spend just for yourself. I don't understand why being alone is something bad. It's a good thing. Of course, being with your friends is good, but at the same level, being alone is good too.

>>69054310
>Consensual sex is vanilla and boring.
通報した

>>69053683
Hahaha, no.

>>69054223
>3rd largest users of antidepressants in the world.

Seriously? What is this myth of "Scandinavian are the perfect people and perfect countries, they are the elites of Europe.,,, blah blah blah thing....

>>69054088
>You're a special type of loser if you don't have family or friends to spend Christmas with.
Wowimspecial

>>69054221
He looks stupid but I would definitely date with him.

Why people complain about being alone?
Personally I dream about life which I would live alone without anyone.
People often get surprised or even offended somehow when I tell them that I do not have any intentions to create a family or making kids.
Then they start to brag about how there will be no one to give you a glass of water when you are old.
I find it silly really. Social norms have taken so deep roots into the mindset of people that anything that even slightly varies from the norm is met with hostility.

So I would say that killing one self because of such reason as spending holiday time alone is not worth it. You are just a victim of the norms of society you are living in.

>>69054417
Tatemae.

Everyone pretends their lives are perfect. Because we have so much just from being born in Denmark.

But we have a ridiculous social pressure to use the things given to us to make something out of ourselves. You're basically a retarded loser if you don't have a university degree.

>>69054448
He raped a 40-year-old woman in his hotel room.

>>69054470
>But we have a ridiculous social pressure to use the things given to us to make something out of ourselves
Why's that ridiculous.

>>69054500
"Ridiculous" as in "over the top" and "very large".

>>69054362
Most frenchies would rather surf on the internet with their tablets...

But I love reading (when I think the book is interesting, of course)

Life is short.
There is no time to be depressed !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqMbKU3BINM&list=PLH74VWN4E0nJL9MZHgX55UwzmXHigHzuW&index=9

>>69054477
It was a setup!!!

>>69054451
I don't see the point of being alone, but I agree with not having kids. Kids are expensive and demanding.

>>69054518

Please recommend me some books.
I can read both in English and French.

>>69054563
>Kids are expensive and demanding.


YEEEEESSSSSS

>>69054582
Cryptonomicon, for treasure hunting shenanigans in SEA, and WWII cryptography puzzles.

>>69054563
But what's the point of being with someone?

>>69054373
Being alone for years/decades isn't good for you.

>>69054451
You do you. I'm sick of being alone and it's taken a toll on me. If you really believe what you posted, why are you here? It's superficial and unfulfilling, but posting here is still social interaction.

>>69054582
heh, sorry but I can't really think of any good French book that isn't already a best-seller or a classic like Les Misérables or L'Étranger...

Ask /fr/, maybe they've got some good ideas :^)

>>69054518
Why is that dude who always writes about lovers in New York so popular in France?

>>69054629
Arigato

>>69054523
This song makes me cry. I have to do my best in my life.

>>69054582
Les Particules élementaires

>>69054523
>Life is short.
>There is no time to be depressed !!

normie pls

>>69054659
I feel kinda useless right now but...t-thanks

>>69054656
What?

>>69054619

Wow! Never head of this author. I'll try!
Thank you ! Arigato!!

>>69054704
>I feel kinda useless
No you aren't. You are adorable!
I love you!

>>69054563
Don't say you don't like kids because you sound like a kid yourself.

>>69054694
>Les Particules élementaires

Thank you! The geinin guy I like recommend this author, too. I've been always wanting to read this author.

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>>69054704
His cancer is being translated here.

>>69053045
日本に移転したいだから仕事でがんばってる。それで移転の後色んな物を買いたいお金貯めるつもりです。

>>69053159
It's all about anime...maybe.

>>69053276
それわかるよ。だけど、お金が困ったらどうするの?
>Cheer up, m8.
ありがとう・・・
実は仕事は楽しいだから気にしないでね。
同僚達もほとんど美人でも、毎日大変だwwww

>>69054696
normie is a new sexy death.

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>>69054739
Thanks...

>>69054623
I do post over here because these forums allow me to have conversations with no obligation to continue develop social bons with anyone around here. I am just another flag on the screen of your monitor and if I will disappear no one will care and I wouldn't need to write messages back to sustain coversations once I am out.

>>69054451

You are me in Russia. ＼(^_^)/

>>69054746
What will you do about it? Fly over here and fight me?

>>69054848
I would care...
ヾ(・ω・*)なでなで

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>>69054848

>>69054922
You are too kind.

>>69054943
ワロタwww

I really wanna fuck a jap MILF

Japs, are your mothers attractive?

I love you all!

Why can't posting here be just another healthy way of being social? Why does it have to be a deficient mode of social being?

>>69055111
Y-you too.

>>69055113
Words and verbal communication > text on a screen

>>69055113
Do you have a social life outside of here? If so you're ok.

>>69055113
In the same way that porn is not a substitute for sex.

BTW, I'll make new at 310

>>69055167
>Do you have a social life outside of here?

LOL ( ´艸｀)

>>69055174
Speak for yourself

>>69055188
I'm counting on you!

>>69055221
*In the same way that porn is not a substitute for GOOD sex

Will I be punished if I don't have social life at all?

>>69055257
Who's there to punish you?

If you have no social life you're invisible

The only person who punishes you is you

>>69055257
Nah. or rather you can spend the comfy life.

>>69055291
>Who's there to punish you?
himself

>>69055291
Didn't even read your post to the end and posted a reply.
Life of shitpost...

>>69055308
Yeah. I'm spending comfy life.

>>69055291
I will never punish myself cause I'm priceless (in a good meaning)

new thread
>>69055337
>>69055337
>>69055337

まゆゆタソ おねがいします。

>>69054451
https://youtu.be/4Xypr2Xab1E
"It's not a catastrophe it's more a philosophy"
"like the Russians wondering why we're born under a blue sky but die in a dark forest"

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>>69055389

終わり

>>69055431
画像貰いました

>>69055389
why did you make a new thread even though まゆゆ already announced it?

yea, and exceedingly the more joyed we for the joy of Titus