>Christmas day? Time to browse the 'chon!
*yanks your bellend*
doing a relic kyary psot
"Islamophobia isn't real" said whilst crying about how Obama is evil because he's a Muslim.
emily
HATE the Americas, Asia, Australasia, africa, Antarctica and all of Europe outside the British isles
Despise the Irish, northern Irish and Scottish
Hate northerners, southerners and west midlanders
Hate Derbyshire, Lincolnshire, leicestershire, Northamptonshire and ru(n)tland
Hate Broxtowe, ashfield, gedling, Newark, Sherwood, Mansfield, bassetlaw and the city of Nottingham proper
HATE Bingham, Radcliffe on Trent, cotgrave, east leek, keyworth, ruddington and tolerton
Despise abbey park, Compton acres and Wilford hill
Everything else is based
changed my bed and now I just want to get comfy
*mulbles up my lettres to proev im drukn*
>>69045548
doing an existance
Might have a little cry aha
>>69045548
we dont like kyary here anymore
going to have to escort you out
banter
>>69045578
Going to Lisbon soon
>its christmas day
not again
whos /mum still gives them a stocking here/
just about to go thru mine
>>69045574
hey its laziness
like I COULD correct my letters
but I can't be bothered!
Jokes on you!
>>69045524
no edition edition? not a fan desu
>>69045605
pmsl
@69045586
foy
>>69045601
good to hear. Try the pasteis de Belem
>>69045592
wtf i hate /brit/ now
ahh so the irish DO have a use after all
dunno why i should care about Christmas, haven't got anything at all for the past 5+ years
CAN YOU WRIGGLE LIKE AN EEL?
I'm the anon who posted a few threads ago about spending midnight on 4chan instead of with my family. Well, my parents weren't happy, had a big argument about it, and they're cancelling my 4chan pass. Tired of this shit, I really need to move out I think.
>>69045594
https://twitter.com/The_Gazette/status/811556955332472833
>>69045615
>>69045619
fucking FANTATSIC
post
I REALLY enjoyed this
top 5 gf names, all pure
emily
jen
elizabeth
sophia
maria
bottom 5
natalie
kate
jen
nicole
ashley
>>69045604
not fucking 12 so no, my mum doesn't give me a stocking.
friendly reminder that if your parents don't give you cash for christmas then you're not a grown up and don't belong on the 'chon
>>69045643
one of my favourite images
>>69045655
>kate
is katharine ok?
>>69045617
post the lewdest kyary you have and you can stay
>>69045642
fuck the police
having a glass of lolly water :^)
>>69045692
nobody fucking cares. the ira was tame as fuck
my brother is 34 but could legitimately pass for early 20s
hope i look that young when i'm his age
>>69045693
what the fug is this
>>69045524
fuckin hell i saw this guy in morrisons once and he had a t shirt that said "is it still necrophilia if theyre twitching?"
>>69045681
thanks santa xx
>>69045712
could NOT care less
what do muzzies do one christmas
>>69045707
no mate they're fucking ruthless
those buildings didn't stand a chance haha
>>69045643
I have this picture also, infact i think every self respecting Brit does
>>69045707
>n-nobody c-cares
lmao think you declaring nobody cares probably suggests the opposite :p
>>69045619
is that David Bowie(pbuh)
>>69045730
wish i was her arm
>>69045728
bantre
>>69045739
>tokyo laundry
Hahhahahahahahahahha you scruffy fucking cunt.
>>69045741
bomb churches
>>69045759
me too la
Man I wish
I wasn;'t underage
so I didn't haven an exuse whn I Went to japan ;(
>>69045739
>young catholic
>>69045739
Post more doggo.
>>69045679
there is a saying that goes "katharine with an 'a', better stay away"
some 80s dinosaur band guy died today i see. are we meant to know who he is? i'm not even young i'm 27 and never heard of him
>>69045769
wouldn't surprise me
in fact i almost expect it
why is this mong typing like a 15 year old on facebook after a couple wkds
Alri
>>69045739
my presents will be like this
minus the christfaggery of course
Does gentrification make places safer?
Lil Yachty edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsZR6JBSr8M
>>69045815
considered actually making a thought out response then wondered who'd actually ask this at 2 am on christmas day adn decided against it
FUCK i forgot to leave out a mince pie, bit of whisky and a carrot for rudolph
brb killing myself
>>69045739
>catholic
back to ireland please
ARE YOU GAY?
dont understand why portugal isnt part of spain
>>69045818
Was literally JUST listening to this on spotify
Not because I like nigger shite, was just recommended it by some twat with no taste in music haha
you'll never be this comfy
>>69045782
>>69045847
>Not believing in God
baka
>>69045814
good :3
>forgot to wank earlier
>wanking now would technically be wanking on christmas
>>69045856
nigger music is top tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9CANxn1kM
>>69045840
Just do it, i wanna hear your opinion desu
love my dog lads
>>69045739
Dormers?
>>69045861
I believe in god, just not the pagan, irish one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fBdpreJiU
favourite 2000s landfill indie, go
>>69045877
at first no, interaction between lower income residents and higher income residents will lead to a rise in crime naturally
over time, yes as lower income residents are forced out . obviously this also depends on how accessible the area is to adjacent low income areas
>>69045881
nah
>>69045871
>Have to go fuck a girl in a few days
>Have been fapping nonstop for years and can barely feel my dick anymore or get off
What will I do?
>>69045798
let me guess, you like anime?
>>69045880
dislike mine
don't even feed him
Got diarrhoea lads
Having a Pina Colada after that Delicious Roast.
>>69045914
having a penis collider after that delicious self harm
according to /pol/ WWIII may be imminent
>>69045795
why though?
tbf we're not together anymore aha
>>69045907
know who are you are
watching you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMxYZHQm2Sw
best rap song of the decade t b h
>>69045950
good lad..
putting some kpop on so i enjoy the resting of my evening
>>69045913
dogs don't need to eat everyday
makes him stronger too, more vicious
reminder that one of the irish posters killed someone with his car and got away with it
>>69045932
no
have you seen ky and lanc recently?
they still do the usual thing at the usual place on fridays, i pop along sometimes
>>69045981
anbsoutely not
don't know
haha :)
gf sent me this
what did she mean?
>>69045951
>69045951
Good taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjN5-f2MNWM
>>69045951
this is a grime general you dumb yank
https://youtu.be/ujH9F3n6qu0
>>69045779
Shall be performing forced sex on her before 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jabDELA87Pk
>>69045989
what are you on
not happy with this
just wait till essex hears about this
>shitty (c)rap music being posted unironically
neck yourselves stop trying to be black you sad cunts
imagine moddycoddlying your dog and feeding it everyday
>>69046002
I'm 26 and I've never even gotten a snpachat off a girl
Way to ruin my christmas
>>69046018
let me know when, it will be more effective as a team
>>69046008
lol i actually like this crap desu senpai
>>69046026
on dat ethanol senpai just SMAHS dat buttomn if you up
le reddit flag circlejerk
>>69046008
grime is pretty shit, trap is at elast funny because of how fucking outrageous and excessive it is lol
that lady leisure chick is ok tho
/brit/ is and always will be a pop general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvO7HNQPFRI
>>69046047
don't even have snapchat, or whatsapp
maman does tho
not letting go of the 'Irish influence leading to the musical/cultural output of Manchester and Liverpool .. cause I'm fucking right in doing so
>london has nothing but that awful grime shit
>probably won't get to bed before 8am
>have to be up by 2pm for christmas lunch
Every fucking year
>>69046002
poz my neghole
>>69046091
>need to be up at half 7
>lay in bed phoneposting with my nob out
JUST
>>69046069
Greater London
>>69046090
why do you feel the need to force your countries relevance? you're irish, you're a /brit/ native, you're amongst friends here :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fIAjwYhxDY
banger
>>69046047
i'm joking lad, neither have I :(
just took that pic from /s/ french amateur thread
christmas is rough without a family lads
>>69046105
no im white
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XFcJBviliQ
>>69046082
there's lots of humour in grime you mong
https://youtu.be/fSJDJ2H8J-g
>>69046128
you're lying you fucking YANK wanker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMzypr72HR0
the south island of NZ was a powerpop powerhouse lol
Fuck this shit I need to sleep, bye lads
>>69046150
grime just doesn't do it for me desu id rather listen to dis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzbdBk6XQ6Y
>>69046174
excellent post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FbbXJpzkuE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-4vR_FTy5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRgX5H7Q6KY
https://is.4chan.org/wsg/1482270297811.webm
workplace banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mLcv2J-czo
the 2d gf
Senpai expects me to be up at 5, as is tradition, still awake now and on a sesh. If i get up at 5 ill will have had like 2-3 hours sleep, still will though desu because tradition and i love my senpai desu senpai
baka desu senpai
>>69046090
alri la, liverpool here
let us work towards creating a great scouse-hiberno alliance
YOU KNOW NEVER DE SHYFX MAN BIG IN DE JUNGLE
transvestites
mandem in disguise
>>69046090
fuck off you boring bastard
ON THE SESH LADS
ABSOLUTE MAD ONE
SUNK AT LEAST 1000 BEVS
GET ME
AWAHEY
>>69045524
*bob marley - no women no cry comes on*
"no woman no pieeeeee yeah yeah yeah"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNi1VwD7D4I
tune
florence, get him a wahey
in fact no get him 2
make our guest feel welcome
what would you say if you got super coked up drunk and stoned with me and i put on graphic syrian war videos? did that a few months ago and my mate never mentioned it agian but ithink i freaked him out
>>69046242
on the melta on the sesh box hew youngin sh'wey aye
might ring up babestation and pretend she's my christmas gf
>tfw got tricked into watching a webm of a little dog getting its face blowtorched
i want to drink to forget but all ive got is baileys
>>69046199
oh man, the clean, been a while
theres a siq 70s powerpop comp ill try find it im pretty sure its called like POWERPOP or something hahaha
are u into mod?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q45mZwX_S74
>>69046242
I feel irony but still i wish a good sesh just incase i read this wrong desu
>>69046242
AHAHA MAD FOR IT LAD MAD FOR IT AVE ITTT FUCKING STEAMBOATED
>>69046255
haha fuckin hell might change the vibe a bit
>>69046261
link?
>>69046255
le /swg/y diggy
>>69046239
THEY'RE NOT GIRLS THEY'RE GUYS
yeah
wot
just having a go innit
taking a punt
yeah
boy better know
swear down
its a ting
senpai
yeah
yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeahhhhhhhhhhh
yeahhhh i hate blankets
nahhhhh i like duvets
yeahhhh i love duvets
nahhhhh theyre not quilts
yeahhhh i go mental
nahhhhh not accidental
yeahhhh i get free dental
nahhhhh do not go gentle
yeahhhh i rated the Vandals
nahhhhh but i dont rate lentils
yeahhhh thats just me
act like a wasteman thats just me
sex any girl yeah thats just me
lips any girl yeah thats just me
nahhhhh dont drive a bentle
yeahhhh this ones a rental
blair? hes a prick mate
brown? hes got no dick mate
dave? he makes me sick mate
may? you're taking the mick mate
i love shooting guns, and
i really dont rate the huns, and
i dont rate hot cross buns, but
i rate my own bad puns, and
i prey on single mums, and
leave them with some more sons, and
milk dont give me the runs, and
ive been with several nuns, and
i like to have my funs, but
i dont like to read the Suns, and
when maisie mashed both me plums, i just
couldnt stop with the cums (*keyboard orgasm noise*)
make daily a hundred thous(and)
once fucked a filthy laot(ian)
my tongue makes the songbirds loud(en)
till in their secretions im drown(ing)
when i meet their mums i get frown(ing)
when i go on the chon im clown(ing)
shit myself and see the bum brown(ing)
off the walls i bounce after down(ing)
just a single pint or 2
im only wee so it soaks right through
im a lightweight but ill still fight you
cos i might be little but i know kung fu
*batters the mic with my guandao until recording stops*
Christmas music is largely shit.
>>69046299
can tell this is a belter of a post but can't be arsed to read a single word 2bh
should i wank to preeti or priya
>>69046299
do you mean the vandals like that pop punk band frm america? and lentils as in lentils as anthing or the dish itself
>>69046299
what the fuck josie how do you do it
>>69046312
except for wonderful christmastime yeah
What are the odds of Charles dying before the Queen?
>>69046249
Good shit leaf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tik87N4lJZs
>>69046320
vandals as in the germanic tribes, lentils as in the seeds of the legume
>>69045655
>Kate
>tfw unironically thinking of naming my first born girl after Kate Bush
Heem yourself, my man.
>>69046299
I cannot be bothered
can yo summarise this
>>69046299
impressed
>>69046352
she is a goddess
>>69046301
pls hav a gud sesh, pls. We need a winner b4 the year ends desu
>>69046343
fuck malux desu
turbine/fonk was good and then he just instantly went mainstream mode
Kate = Good name
Katie or any variation of Kate = shit
LOVING the tune the leaf posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsHuV3Aj1os
>>69046368
I am sat in my room with dry tears on my face
its physically impossible
>Catherine with a K
Runt
>>69046299
there's no way you could have wrote this now as your previous post was 2 minutes ago
is it an old pasta or something you've been working on
enjoyed it though
>>69046352
kate bush is legit the only music that is universally loved by brit
>>69046319
The best videos are when they are together with no knickers on
how's it going kids?
>>69046416
i first posted it on the 4th and nobody noticed cos it was with a british flag
>>69046387
>I am sat in my room with dry tears on my face
yy??
>wanking and the girl starts sucking the dildo
>>69046378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNo7ZZryuSQ
superior
>>69046428
I used to be a prostitute
>>69046454
feeling very lonely
wish my step sisters were my friends
my mum collects these figurines and this is literally what my brother got her this year. he's such a rich normie cunt it's sickening. although he did give me a fucking car and used to send me £100 a week when i was neet so ican't be too madd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFqb1I-hiHE
PULLED INTO NAZARETH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQUhGGSn48g
>hello everyone
>this is...
>review
god damnit john
>>69046463
Ra-ra-ra-ra-raSHEEEEED
>>69046387
dont be silly, enough alcohol + "party favours" and anyone can be happy, even me :P
>Americans literally don't pull crackers or have advent calendars
In shock lads
Why are people so touchy?
www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38416839/avril-lavigne-hits-back-at-mark-zuckerbergs-nickelback-joke
do a poo and have a wank
pooey wanky and a poo and a wank
yanky FOY wanky poo bum
Who likes metal here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MQfTawVLeI
>>69046463
all bosnians should be killed
>>69046489
she is canadian
>>69046466
oh
can't imagine having step siblings, seems shit, why aren't you friends already? or atleast have a relationship appropriate for siblings?
>>69046489
Zuckerberg is a funny guy.
>>69046456
>she takes it out of her fanny hole, smells it, then wipes it on the carpet
>>69046468
look mate he bought you a car and sent you money for nothing that's pretty good desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH4WbhF5dtY
bang bang bang bang
who wants to suck my cock?
>>69046485
*pushes the sesh over 9000*
>>69046493
Metals for skinny emo kids that love slitting their wrists
>>69046463
well at least you aren't in that situation anymore
>>69046505
because you barely see them
I shou;d've asked tem for number but there was never a situation where it wasn't my whole senpai
>>69046521
I want to play catch
>be only child
...
>>69046523
Good job pls be happy, ill take the sadness if need be
>>69046493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lfc5xkzJrI
im into metal when its like music for people who're obviously still playing DnD into their 20s
>Brian Harvey gets over his phobia of potatoes by smashing one in a fan’s face
>>69046509
>She pulls out of the guy she is fucking and makes him suck it
>>69046477
why cant he pronounce the word "hello"
he's so fucking autistic, its actually amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HkJHApgKqw
TUNE
>>69046489
his music sucks but i feel bad for him cause he gets so much shit
>>69046538
going to gfind my cat and forcably make her sleep in my bed jut for you lad
always feel better whe shes with me :)
>>69046466
Thought we were mates
>>69046552
Britain was destroyed multiple times by immigration
>>69046493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOJp1NwUzao
>>69046558
i like this but i am Pro-War desu
>>69046552
what about Byzantium
japan hug
>>69046557
Hollo!
>>69046552
Do think in a thousand years time these tits will still make tenuous links with everything they dislike to Nazi Germany?
What's Xmas like lads? Is it magical?
truth
>>69046574
those two are like my balls
wrinkly and the right is smaller than the left
>>69046579
*deposits 3000 pounds*
>>69046574
>pro war
In general?
>>69046578
mong
queen just died
>>69046552
>>69046532
why do you want to be "friends" with them so bad?
imagine moving from Australia to Birmingham
>>69046605
Only if it is a good war for the, non existence, British Empire
>>69046552
What a tweet. Rorke on suicide watch
>>69046618
because the yare super cute
honestly
HONESTRLY
would shag them without even thinking about it
were i so lucky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9e_vcSut0A
>>69046623
Bugzy malone's going to send his skengman to merk him innit cuz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYXczDB8VrY
coming in with a banging tune
>went to midnight mass with the so called family
>at a moment of silence, remember the 'smashed my spuds' copypasta, about the dad walking in on his son trying to obliterate his spuds
>have to stop myself from crying laughing
merry christmas lads
>>69046552
Plenty of countries have been destroyed by Islam though, so he is basically saying we should ban Islam from Europe?
>>69046588
made me exhale air involuntarily
NO ONE REPLY TO HIM
>>69046623
he wants a man from brum
>>69046646
bugzy is from Manchester dumb whiteboy
>>69046636
how old
Do people in other countries watch the queens speech?
>>69046649
Merry Crimbo lad
>>69046618
can i ask you a question irebro? how do postcodes work in ireland? i'm half irish and i lied about working in ireland to get my job and i've got my irish cousin as a reference but i need a believable sounding adress
>he's here
>>69046663
Oh shit I mean devil man mummy!!!
>>69046606
what
>>69046645
ahh yes, paddy o'rourke
when the irish immigrated they constantly committed crimes
>>69046668
They better, if they know whats good for them
The flid on The Last Leg is not funny AT ALL jesus christ
>>69046608
Listen mate fuck off if you dont want your teeth kicked in
>>69046648
merry christmas lisicki
(do you even celebrate christmas is wales?)
>>69046666
19 /18 i think
did a bad post earlier
would like to apologize
mbr wn w us 2 txt lk dis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQqwG_rQx7A
>>69046679
that's better son
>aunt gets christmas presents for me
>didn't get anything for her
I'M DA JOKAH BABY
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm.
>>69046718
wow that srood
might have a have a have a have a have a have a have a dave a doo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcFE7HEgX3g
tune
>>69046722
Terrible gimmick
>>69046697
Happy Holidays bro, and lad, we are and always have been way more Christian than you.
ofc we do
>>69046725
Haha on the bevs lad???
>>69046672
We didn't have postcodes until last year
Look up eircode and you can Google map your cousins residence get the post code
We barely use postcodes though, a regular address is what the vast majority use
would suck on lori buckby's strip of public hair
don't care if she's washed it
ah and the other thing is they always wear tight trousers
man
they've got well nice bums
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
KSSSHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
>>69046743
Shut the fuck up you failed abortion
>happy holidays
FOY
>>69046499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLKxzYWCRm4
UK will burn, prepare yourself you infidels
>>69046680
turks werent immigrants
>>69046760
all bosnians should be killed
>>69046759
What do you say in Britland?
Wait, it's Christmas day?
*notices the calendar*
Why, it is!
*continues browsing 4chan.org*
am about to shite and piss in the toilet downstars
hold me drink and pause the movie
>>69046774
merry christmas you ]bellend
>>69046757
Hahaha how many u ad
whats your fav pet shop boys song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDe60CbIagg
bewildering videoclip too
post inspo
>>69046743
shut the fuck up you failed abortion
close to decking my mother
merry christmas lads
>>69046672
Barely read the post
Just use any random address
Paddy McRuairc
Saoirse underage disco road
Carlow Town
County Carlow
>>69046787
>]
The fuck?
Gav really likes the pet shop boys desu, was talking about it today with him
>>69046796
Not liking all this abuse one bit
>>69046812
pet shop boys are sick
>>69046763
is this some obscure form of yank banter?
>>69046790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRHetRTOD1Q
my theme tune for when I'm doing
>>69046814
sorry just bowing to peer pressure
>>69046804
yeah we pronounce it like that here
>>69046698
wew
Merry Christmas to the (((kids))). Not to you hideous racists though.
>>69046672
what this lad said
>>69046749
..wow
>>69046798
>>69046749
cheers dudes. need to get my irish passport too because brexit lmao but according to someone here i need proof my grandad was irish so i might have to actually go to rural co cork and see if there is a parish record of his birth since he had no birth certificate hahah
>>69046829
I forgive you
>>69046816
pet shop boys ARE sick
>>69046844
Did not give YOU permission to reply to my post
And why aren't you asleep? Mass at 11
>>69046860
don't fucking reply to it you fucking cunt
>>69046793
190cm is gay? wow, who woulda thunk?
>>69046860
Sort your life out mate.
>someone is currently monitoring this thread on behalf of a Japanese millionaire
>for free
>on Christmas day
>>69046852
don't come back ha ha
>>69046842
Read this cunt's latest tweet. What a twat
>>69046879
Flaming
>>69046850
seems silly to being up the crusades considering muslims and christians had both gone on wars of expansion at various points in history
the biggest difference in the two of them is the very mild, tempered protestantism of modern times vs islam going th other way
>>69046698
Fuck sake herts you didn't tell me you had step-sisters
Put them in touch with your old pal Ivo some time
>>69046883
the janny neve rests
*starts singing 'killing in the name of'*
>>69046902
they are devout catholics
no ivo
I shan't let you corrupt them
>>69046884
soz lad the irish side of my family lives in the arse end of nowhere you couldn't pay me to actually move there
>>69046845
think i pixellated mine a bit too much
>>69046852
Aroo
Too many of you getting Irish passports and see yourselves more british than Irish, I feel as if it dilutes the Irish on a world stage.
So you better give half your wages to Republican aid, an eight of it to the catholic church, know all rebel songs off by heart and fly a tricolour outside your house if you want to win my respect and allow you to keep and Irish passport, same goes to all plastic paddy brits
>>69046907
thailad???
>>69046933
>thailad
I've been gone too long
>>69046927
looks perfect to me pham
>>69046943
>>69046943
>>69046943
new-nouveau
>>69046932
>all plastic paddy brits
All 7 of them
One man JUSTs his entire life in one evening
>>69046870
not going