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christmas in the colonies edition
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blackpink in your area...
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montreal is one of the most aesthetic cities in this country

shame there are so many frogs
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Remember the Panama Papers? that was 3 years ago
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bit tipsy bit full bit happy bit sad bit fucking sick of these old fucking kiwi cunts being old fucking twats
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Happy Holidays :)
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>>69046990
Kill you are self
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need to see karen having a wee
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>>69046990
kys yourself
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Canadians are all frogs
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>>69046990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlAMYoWsEXU
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david, we wonder
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>>69046974
Its 1/3 anglo bruh
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>>69046990
joyous kwanzaa, brother

a little early I know, but if I had my way it would be an all year round celebration
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any flip flappers man in?
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really want to shag Aisling Bea
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Canada's PM birthday today lads

wish him a happy birthday
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not long til christmas lunch lads

get hype

>ham
>chicken
>pork (haram)
>seafood

lads lads lads haha
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i'm very sad ngl
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>>69047062
>no Turkey

You Muslim or summi?
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>>69047057
happy bday juzza
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i am

hated for loving
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leafs FUCK OFF
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>>69047083
please be nice
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>>69047073
hope youre all goood dude, whats the matter?

i felt like shit and very lonely today desu until i listened to songs i loved hey, and suddenly i'd had all the company i could've asked for
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>>69047073
same desu
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I am a little bit of loneliness a little bit of disregard
Handful of complaints but I can’t help the fact that everyone can see these scars
I am what I want you to want what I want you to feel
But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you, to just believe this is real
So I let go, watching you, turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I got
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>>69047083
on christmas day we do not bully leafs
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ohhhh its a lonely day
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>>69047076
apparently the so called mum didn't want to do turkey this year because she reckons not many people eat it

just being lazy I reckon haha
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>>69047107
alright, I got another 2 hours then
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>>69047115
my mummy doesn't do chicklen because we all agreed it tastes worse than any other common meat
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>>69047113
sad!
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>>69047128
you carmed down now yeah
taken the edge off your buzz yeah
ill have some
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Merry Christmas, lads. Except those fanny liberal lefty types who obviously fucking hate it, you lot can go suck a Muslim ballbag
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friendly reminder that if you're not having a christmas roast you should really just end it
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really cute when german girls make that rhl sound
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rush to danger, wind up nowhere
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>>69047146
no
listening to system of DOWN

I've got hte knife to my throat

wat r u going 2 do about it lol
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>>69047128
senpai......
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it's never her, and this troubles me less as the realisation grows older in my mind
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>>69047168
pepperoni and green peppers mushrooms olives chives
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>>69047172
its true

here I am going to say
and ruin you're are christmas dinners

turkey is a meme
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>>69047062
>not heading down to the beach for a Barby
pom detected
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watch it chrissy
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>>69047168
Nothing's gonna hurt you baby
As long as you're with me, you'll be just fine
Nothing's gonna hurt you baby
Nothing's gonna take you from my side
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this is my meme song of the month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUegJBEusoI
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>>69047168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZWlZFfAnIM
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Why are there still so many rushing commuters on weekend mornings?
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>>69047199
rock and roll sith lord
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*sneaks downstairs*
*looks under the tree*

hmm, none of these presents are boyfriend-shaped...
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remember when crystal castles were cutting edge and cool
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>>69047168
peters pecker picked another pickle bearing pussy pepper
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>>69047202
don't know what i wanted
i have a memory
back at that party
i was all over her
we didn't make out
or do anything
i just remember
i was lonely

i guess i am always
it's not a problem
it's just something
i got used to it
every stranger
makes me feel safer
and every person
seems more beautiful
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Can't sleep because I've got no weed

fucked up big time
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>>69047234
sorry, royal mail strikes mean he won't be there til January now
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drunk girl asked to take a picture with me last night
not sure if it was for her 'look at these handsome men i spend time with' gallery or her 'look at these hideous subhuman specimens' gallery
most likely the latter
aha xox
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>Tfw youtubve stops playing videos

uuurggh >.> anyone else hat ethe holidays??
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>>69047242
it's a good day to hide
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>>69047274
>holidays
FOY
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>>69047198
it's pouring with rain intermittently m8, very haram weather
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>>69046943
> the colonies
Please don't refer to us in that way. It's very offensive.

It would be like an Italian calling your country "Il Colonia" instead of by its name.
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>>69047281
I'm armed to the teeth
Like a fucking animal
I ruin everything
I get my bony hands on
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Got up at 3am on Christmas because i have awful diarrhea from sinking a bottle of Irish mist

Fucksake
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ah yes that early afternoon shit to try and make room for dinner

one of the better christmas traditions
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>>69047283
chag sameach, goy
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>>69047253
Father Christmas is on strike too? :c
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>>69047256
hahaha had some housewives take a photo with me a couple of years back

reckon it was some sort of stitch up desu
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didn't get me da a present lads

cunt is impossible to buy for, asked him countless times, cheap bastard would prefer to wait for the sales after Christmas
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>>69047309
some unfestive cunt broke rudolph's nose so Padre Chrimbus had to resort to other means
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>>69047323
That's fair enough lad he's saving you money
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>>69047294
Bet you're a Quebecois

>>69047323
It's not a bad idea 2bh, my mum always tells us to just wait until the sales if we're going to buy anything expensive
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got a sore bum from errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr sitting on dining chairs too long
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I was just told by a gas station clerk that I was the most polite customer he'd ever spoken with.

The irony here is that I was mostly raised by television and video games, my parents mostly ignored me. "Everywhere you look, everywhere you go. There's a heart (There's a heart), a hand to hold onto."
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>>69047298
107 scrobbles

but I didn't, no-one ever does, and I would, no-one ever will

can't you see it's all flown out of my hands
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>>69047347
Don't see any irony here mate
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>>69047334
Bet you're an Abo.

Lay off the petrol.
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>>69047347
Did you suck his cock? How could anyone be considered any more polite than anyone else, you're talking to them for maybe 30 seconds
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>>69047019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl-oVw8RQUI

2 minutes in he goes hard on P Money

sums up what everyone thinks about him perfectly
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IT'S LIKE RAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
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>>69047188
>>69047188
Nah
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>>69047334
Would you like us to refer to your country as "the colonies" Bruce?
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>>69047379
all me
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>>69047370
Yeah, you are aren't you

Only some quebecois grub could be that petty
>>69047382
Couldn't give two fucks mate
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By Allah, I have encountered cases of cancer, caused directly by pictures posted on social media accounts.
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>>69047347
good on you dude
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>>69047315
>not HEEMing their wombs with your semen
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>>69047356
already behind on the back log
reckon thats enough to get me dark and opposite of chipper

going to bed
nice to see you
to see you nice

good night
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>>69047032
nice mention lad.

big up big up
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I could I could I won't I will I may
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>>69047377
STEP INTO CHRISTMAS
STEP INTO CHRISTMAS
STEP INTO CHRISTMAS
STEP INTO CHRISTMAS
STEP INTO CHRISTMAS
WITH ME!
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>>69047410
yeah some were cute too should have cracked on
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*turns on TV*

ah yes, seems Film4 have splashed out on film licenses
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Posting my hospital discard letter from this summer. They were concerned because my liver was very fatty due to heavy daily drinking for 6 years but one area was spared of fat and so could be an abcess or tumour. It wasnt and I had a scan the other day and my liver is asgood as new :)
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>>69047433
oi mum wants to know how far off you guys are

everyone else is here waiting to eat
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>>69047375
Which one do you think is P money?
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>>69047415
goodnight u

and sleep tite

and i will see you again shortly
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>>69047347
Literally seen this comment on reddit earlier

They were a lot better things you could've taken from that thread
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>>69047457
>NKDA (No Known Drug Allergies)
what was the point of using the acronym if you're just going to explain it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk0hlRa_WK0

kathartic
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>friends who invited me out a couple of times last year before Christmas and for NYE didn't invite me this year
>go on their facebooks
>full of pictures of them all at a house party tonight

reckon it's time to end the old life haha
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sholem aleikhem

aleikhem sholem

peace out
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>>69047499
>How they treat people who can do nothing for them.

This one struck me the most 2bh
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>>69047505
What Zoo is this? Chester?
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>>69047469
fuck sake dads been boghogging since 1 and i still need to squeeze out a smelly brown shit
tell her to start without us, just leave enough broccoli for me lol! x
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>texting the so called dealer on christmas eve
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>>69047375
you're such a fucking mong its unbelievable

he was paying homage to P not dissing him
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>>69047536
extremely racist ..................................
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currently 43C in my room lads
this "come to australia during the summer" meme is ridiculous
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>>69047536
greater london
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Haha. All these middle-class turds crying about their Ocado order.

>you've ruined christmas, boohoo
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>>69047565
howling

it's 24° rn
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mum and uncle are arguing about fucking Trump of all things

wish my mum wasn't such a mong
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>>69047581
adelaides a fucking shithole
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Watching Fantastic Mr Fox lads
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>>69047595
that's why you live in brisbane la
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>>69046943
A very Merry Christmas to you all
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i reckon my mum could have me in a fight
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>>69047562
So what are you going to do about it? Shitpost on Twitter, you fucking prick?
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>>69047575
SCREAMING
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when i was about 13 or 14 i used to stick shit up my arse and piss in my own mouth while wanking. the thought of doing that 10 years later freaks me out. the fuck??
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>>69047606
fuck off you happy cunt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpp3jUAnj6w

white christmas
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Excited to open my presents tomorrow xx
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SANTA'S HEEERE
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>ordering shopping online

When the fuck did this become popular?

How fucking lazy do you have to be? What the FUCK
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Took up vaping, lads.

I'm literally breathing warm raspberry clouds into my lungs to deliver feel-good chemicals to my brain.

And you guys think it's some sort of meme.
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>>69047659
did you smoke real cigarettes before?
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I was such a naughty girl this year...Santa won't give me any presents :-(
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>>69047613
Some twat moaning about their Waitrose bacon and banana trifle being delivered upside-down
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>>69047648
I live near an Amazon distribution center, I can order things online and have them delivered to me the same day I place the order

plus the prices are almost always better than brick and mortar stores
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>>69047659
>using the aerosol jew
pathetic baka
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>>69047659
The only thing I need to have a good feeling is a good dose of LIFE and FAMILY, you degenerate
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>>69047659
enjoy your pneumonia and fungal infections
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>>69047648
When you can have it delivered at 10pm for ÂŁ1
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>>69047617
Its Christmas, no unironic negativity please
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>>69047682
>plus the prices are almost always better than brick and mortar stores
well done on destroying small businesses
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>I'm literally breathing warm raspberry clouds into my lungs to deliver feel-good chemicals to my brain
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>>69047682
i applied for a christmas job at amazon a few years ago and they said i had to go for a fucking drug test hahahaha. do they honestly think this is the US or something? virtually no companies drug test here for shit jobs like warehouse work. got a way better job with an electric company soon after anyway. fuck amazon
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if you have an issue when your willys erect how do the docs examine it? do they inject something to induce boner or do they just take you at your word?
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>>69047716
Did you fill out the diversity questionaire?
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>>69047704
Amazon is "officially" coming here next year and so many people were happy, even people who are supposedly big on supporting small business

Mongs the lot of them
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>>69047716
haha had the same thing with sainsburys warehouse a few years ago

told them to fuck off and got another job
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>>69047734
they stick their fingers up your bum
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>>69047704
I'm broke, I don't have the luxury of paying extra money to support small business
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>>69047742
>Amazon is "officially" coming here next year
Eh? Don't you have Amazon in Oz?
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>>69046990
really hope you die x
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>>69047742
can't imagine not having Amazon desu
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>>69047748
>>69047716
t. druggies
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>>69047742
jesus christ australia really is 3rd world
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>>69047734
They give you a cheeky deepthroat on the bench, just gotta hope it's a female doctor

>>69047762
Nah, the only thing Amazon AU sells atm is e-book stuff. We can still order from the U.S. and probably the UK (havent tried that one) but cost of shipping is a pain
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>>69047762
Australia is 3rd world
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>>69047062
fuck off murderer
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>>69047774
i actually had far more of a problem with alcohol drugs but that never stopped me getting a job ahahah
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>>69046990
I hate you but Merry Christmas
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still cannot believe the mad shit that happened this year lads
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>>69047666
Nope.

I'm vaping 12mg, and there's a addiction in the sense that keeping blood-nicotine level up feels good, but I've stopped for weeks before and I just get a hangover-like withdrawal.

I've heard withdrawal from actual tobacco products is much, much worse and lasts for weeks, rather than the a night or two.
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what does having amazon mean lads
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>>69047800
alri deano
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>>69047800
next year is going to be even better
love how angry people are over their little world breaking down
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>>69047806
Awesomeness
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>>69047172
hes 23
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>>69047806
+5% GDP annually
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>>69047806
you get the right to suck Jeff Bezos' dong
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>>69047062
>No Pie
>no turkey
>no pigs in blankets

you must try better
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>>69047785
men have bigger throats though
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>>69047804
>vaping having never smoked

i despise everyone under the age of 25
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>>69047827
Have yet to see any decent deepthroating in gay porn
really quite upsetting
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Imagine telling people five years ago that the UK would leave the European Union, Donald Trump would be president and Leicester City would win the Premier League.
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>>69047825
also
>no squash
>no stuffing
>no potato
>no greens
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>>69047832
What about me? (Keep in mind, I'm 21)
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>>69047825
>pie
>on Xmas dinner
what the fuck hahahaha you're a northerner aren't you
absolute STATE of you lot
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Ew ew ew please don't talk about sex
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chromecast ultra was probably my best pressie

wbu
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just had the pengest christmas lunch lads

now im getting drunk on coronas :^) x
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doing a BLACKED wank
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>>69047692
>>69047699
>>69047700
You'll cowards don't even vape nicotine.

What up with that?
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>>69047832
>le sekrit club of soft drug addiction
amazing what some people will be elitist about
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>>69047825
we have pavlova (australian tradition vented for australians by australians) and cheesecake for dessert

>>69047850
we've got stuffing, potatoes and beans. I was just listing the meats
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>>69047861
Aye, tho we usually have it on Boxing day
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>>69047877
wanted to buy a Chromecast but it wouldn't work on my uni's wifi, so I returned it and got a Amazon Firestick instead
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11951670/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/11951670/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/11951670/r

VITAL strawpoll
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vaping is acceptable when you're trying to quit or when it's wax
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>>69047898
27-30 is grandpa age lad
need anyone over 27 to just fuck off
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stranger things was a fantastic show
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vaping? haha nah... i prefer raping
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>>69047898
You linked to the results, rookie mistake

Link to the poll
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Why would you Vape if you never smoked

Don't understand it
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>>69047916
I like vapes for weed
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>>69047891
idk google said it was invented by 'zealanders
looks alright though, cheesecake is good too.

Cant imagine having a hot christmas though
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>>69047923
WoW VapE333333 dud !!!!!!!! lE smoEK CLoud 1 ! ! 1 12
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>>69047062

> 23+
> not grandfather

explain yourself
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>>69047898
>link to results

FUCKED IT
U
C
K
E
D

I
T
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>>69047927
This
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>>69047933
nah that's nz propaganda

it was invented in australia by bruce bruceson on his way home from glassing ethnics at the local
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I have a friend who smokes weed and vapes constantly

He has low motivation and is getting shit grades in his classes but just lays around smoking/vaping all day instead of getting off his ass
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>>69047933
We like to let the kiwis think they invented the pavlova but it was invented by us

Trust lad
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>>69047898
if i'm 24, do i vote 21-24 or 24-27?
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>>69047942

hmm.. it appears i've replied to the wrong post

must be getting a slightly drunk already
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>>69047936
Extravagant post
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What does Chromecast do?
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>>69047898
>linking the results
I usually vote on pretty much every strawpoll but shall be giving this one a miss
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pavlova? i hardly know er! ha ha ha
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>>69047948
Alrai
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>ÂŁ60 bottle of perfume
>tickets to see a play in london
>some nice earrings that only cost me ÂŁ70

r8 my gifts for the old mater. not expecting much in return since she paid ÂŁ700 to get my car fixed in november but i know i'll stil lget shit loads lmao
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I support the Jewish state of Israel
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>>69047956

FUCK

OFF

ARROGANT

STUDENT
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>tfw having pheasant for chrissy dinner
plebs fuck off
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might do a christmas suicide

could life possibly be worth living when you're 5'7"?
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It is awkward thanking someone for a present
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>>69048001
You can go to India and do that leg lengthening thing
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>>69048003

yeah it is
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>>69047981
Got my ma a couple of books and a variety of coffee's

Got her a holiday to Austria last year so I should have a free pass until I finish uni
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I killed our turkey myself
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FORGOT TO GET MAMMY A GIFT
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>>69047996
Pheasant isn't suitable for christmas dinner
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Which celebrity do you wish has a shit Christmas?
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>brother still hasn't broken up with his loud, Spanish girlfriend
>brought her home for Christmas
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>>69048028
Yes it is

You cunt
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>>69048031
Gary Lineker
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bruce is a scottish name why do people assign it to australians
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got chinese takeaway for christmas dinner

sizzling steak ftw!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>69048039
Dont be rude
And no its not, you can have it any other day of the year, its turkey on christmas
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>bruce is a scottish name why do people assign it to australians
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>>69048031
Any of the /brit/lebrities desu
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Why are /tv/ spamming doggo torture?
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>>69048062
Turkey is fucking shite, mate

Deal with it
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>>69048034
going to be fun lad
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>>69048034
lol
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does your mum season the turkey? mine doesn't, just sticks it in the oven all dry and plain

fucking hate being white sometimes
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got an xbox one for christmas even though i didn't ask for or want one
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>>69048082
whatever, just enjoy your chistmas
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>tfw ugly
>tfw shit facial hair
>tfw 26 and look about 18
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>>69048121
not only a console but the worst one too
>>
>>69048119
My dad leaves it in a brine over night
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>>69048119
Haha what the fuck no stuffing or anything?

Feels good being black oirish and having a seasoned turkey
>>
>>69048129
you're not wrong
>>
>>69048119
>being white
more like being a pleb
>>
>>69048142
i've heard from a few sources that the xbone s is better than the ps4 pro in a few ways but i've not been arsed to look up how exactly
>>
>>69048129
you just need a frucking shave a hair cut you twat. although your lips are odd tbqh
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jesus murphy
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>>69048170
it has no exclusives
its a multiplat machine
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>>69048180
this is a Christian thread, pls delete this lewd image

thank you xx
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Who here is not having a Christmas dinner and will be all alone?
>>
>>69048119

mum bought a huge pre-marinaded chicken with fig and almond stuffing for like $15, it was actually surprisingly REALLY yummy.
>>
>>69048209
Haha

State of you lad
>>
>>69048209
not me bud
with my family and got a load of presents for the morning

we will open one at midnight
>>
>>69048209

> christmas dinner

we only do a christmas lunch then ice cream cones, cheesecake, or pavlova later
>>
really struggling to decide between lg or samsung for a tv
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why are the only good christmas movies ones from 20 or 30 years ago

the same with christmas songs

what's happened
>>
>>69048242
LG OLED lad, hear it's got some really great blacks
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>>69047898
>24+ and still on 4chan
>>
>>69048247
Atheists
>>
>>69048257

> implying you wont be here when you're 24+

cute :3
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I volunteered to cook dinner tomorrow.
>>
Currently redownloading my old Lily Allen wank folder
1.2GB
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>>69048235
I have no family. not immediate one anyway ;_;
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>>69048279
Good lad

For the homeless?
>>
>>69048247
Just trends really, I'm sure there will be more in future :)
>>
>>69048298
No, for my own comfortably off family and one Spaniard.
>>
>>69048279
I believe in you anon
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>>69048279

don't fuck it
>>
What am I doing with my life
>>
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>>69048384
What is it?
>>
>>69048398
the tiniest amount of weed ever
>>
>>69048398
a very tiny amount of weed?
>>
>>69048406
>>69048409
So.. what's the issue with it?
>>
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about time
>>
My family doesn't celebrate Christmas.

It's just December 24th to me.
>>
>>69048431
nerd
>>
>>69048416
he felt the need to upload it to facebook on an account he calls rex the dreamer

oh ey bout to smoke the minuscule of kush i found in my kitchen
>>
>>69048431
it's december 25th
>>
>>69048431
Jarshev
>>
>>69048367
would like an answer to this too but it's fairly obvious im a defect
>>
>>69048333
Im sue she is nice, behind the shouting and over the top behaviour in general.

You having help with the 'taters?
>>
>>69048444
Every night I tell myself I need to get my act together but I never do anything
>>
>>69048367
Here, smoke this.
*sticks a joint in your mouth*
Fuckle-up, Fuckaroo
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>>69048470
Shan't
>>
>>69048470
>>69048384
oh and by the way he is serious
>>
>>69048431
Why ever not?
Are you Orthodox Christian and have it later?
Even Jews celebrate christmas even though they're not really supposed to. Atheists do so as well.
>>
>>69048491
dont care
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The fuck is up with Affleck's head
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>>69048431
lol what a joke rasheed
even jews get Hanukkah
>>
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Merry /brit/mas, Chris.
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>>69048503
dont care that you dont care
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>so what presents have you got us anon!?
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>>69048510
Thailad...
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Is he /ourguy/
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>>69048510
>my name is chris
Thanks Thailad.
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>>69048517
Sierra Leone's finest.
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>>69048529
what's wrong lad?
>>
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>>69048549
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>>69048517
>>
>>69048254
sounds perfect for a fan of blacked.com like myself
>>
There's a block of flats opposite me and there's one lad who has his TV on literally 24/7

Right now at 4am he's playing some sort of console game. Can someone explain? What is going on in there
>>
>>69048422
They announced they were switching to FTTdp a few days ago and I'm almost certainly going to be within the area for that
Can't wait desu
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>>69048549
.
>>
>>69048580
monglyfe
>>
>>69048580
Is it me??
>>
>>69046975
>tfw its almost 2017
>2659 weeks left to live in average
AHHHHHHH
>>
>>69048596
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