/brit/ - Bless Allah Edition

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>>69044359
>tfw Australia is literally a paradise

Mum got me irn bru for chrimbo
The one good thing from scotland

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bringing the emily gimmick back, tessa has run her course

>>69044390
op pic is typical man u fan lol

Paki here, say Merry fucking Christmas to your mother.

Warden is severely angry at the earliness of this thread.

Your title is a little islamofobic...

>mong who puts edition in the title
not a fan

lads

NEVER give up on your dreams

as long as you have your health you are a billionaire

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69044440
fuck off leaf, no one wants you here. thanks x

>>69044444
CHECKED

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kate

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FUCK OFF UFC LAD

You do not practise martial arts and we hope you die, fat ginger cunt

Ello lads :) merry Christmas have a good one xx

>>69044435
fuck off lad brit loves the scotch

>>69044468
Used to rub my bellend raw over her.

Imagine being involved in organized crime lads

>>69044463
Leaf must leave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgIs6PerO6Y

Think 'Merry Christmas' is really divisive lads. Why don't you try saying 'Happy Holidays' instead? I would like to be included.

>>69044483
I'm English expat

>>69044490
good lad we all did

christ I have quite the shite brewing in my stomach

Feeling really down atm lads

Don't care mucn about anything these days, but since I've been back over the holiday I've been arguing a lot with family. Was working in a pub today, felt shit when I finished, the planned trip to the pub with the m8s never materialised and ended up arguing with the family again all night.

Just feel like shit

>tfw no family to celebrate Christmas with

>>69044456
ill byrant your bottom

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>>69044374
>>69044387
I haven't posted in hours
I had a sleep.

cheese, bread, and beer for dinner tonight lads

>>69044463
>coming from a yank
uhm.... pot. kettle. black.

>>69044495
>organized
fuck off yank

>>69044413
>slave-tier work hours
>cultural wasteland
>£25 for a packet of cigarettes
>skin cancer land
>poisonous shit everywhere
>normies everywhere
>literally only places near are poo peeland and some muzzie shitholes
>horrific anti-intellectualism
no
australia is not for me

>>69044416
basically the SATs with a different name
>>69044428
a parent or someone related to him attended so he gets special consideration

>>69044510
i bought £200 of cocaine off a paki taxi driver iand i feel fucking fantastic although bizarrely i feel horny as fuck but cant get hard

>>69044503
yeah well keep your hateful anti-scotch sentiment to yourself, pal.

English people in England love Scotland

>>69044524
I had a chinese

>>69044510
>>69044517
Cheer up x

>aunty and uncle doing a Christmas shag in the spare room

Just had a prawn curry for tea

>>69044549
I hate myself

>>69044530
*microwaves you a cup of water with a tea bag in*

dads put the prawns on the barbie LADS

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Goedemorgen. Het is Iers weer, dus het is een beetje koud. Maar de zon schijnt dus hopelijk wordt het wat warmer.
Voor de zesde keer deze week onderweg van Dublin naar huis.
Momenteel in het Enfield tankstation, op zoek naar wat eten.
Ik weet niet wat ik verder doe vandaag, zie het wel.

>>69044538
remember your post in previous thread, great stufff
>>69044532
smoking is stupid and it's really not like people are getting assaulted by venomous fauna willy nilly, it's really a very nice place and very close to alot of asia

we'd welcome you here

reminder that the existence of the so called "united states of america" is literally treason

british north america is the one true america

unironically having roast boar for christmas dinner tomorrow

Why is there a man raving at the bottom of Channel 4?

>another Asian-gf-less christmas transpires
ah yes, very good

unironically eating a microwave pizza for christmas dinner tomorrow

>>69044453
>as long as you have your health you are a billionaire
other way round mate

CAUSE I'M A CREEEEEP
I'MA WEIRDOOOOO
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE
I DON'T BELONG HEEEERE

>>69044564
You are loved

>>69044554
Vocaroo

>>69044540

why'd 45% of them vote to leave you then?

I thought the scots and english had a rivalry going

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>>69044517

We can be your family

>>69044598
no I'm not

unironically going to maccers for lunch tomorrow

>>69044606
me on the right

Shaggin the so-called gf in my runt nephew's spare room ladd

having a roast boer for christmas

>>69044519
hot
yo
when are you back

lets meet up
honestly I jsuit want friends LOL

>>69044540
Tbh the only person I have heard say anything positive about the Scots in the last few years was the daughter of a Scottish couple brought up in England.

>>69044616
Wipe your knob on his curtains.

>>69044610
Are they open?

lads im thinking of asking a friend of mine tomorrow if she wants to marry me next year

she has previously said she wants someone serious and ive hinted at it before and she said she'd think about it

got given a pornhub premium gift card for sexmas lads

>>69044616
tell her to moan louder

is there a tinych0at or equvilent site running so the lads can have xmas lunch together??

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merry christmas lads x

Cody BLESS

Having a roast beer for christmas

Putting the Sunday roast in the oven lads

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>>69044610

Maccas is open on crimbo?
If it is i reckon ill get a festive cheese feast desu

>>69044642
Do it lad, I want to hear about your inevitable suicide.

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Manchester would have no influence whatsoever without its exuberant Irish population

>pic related

>>69044642
this will surely work out well

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>So it says here you're 27, never had a real job, failed out of uni, have never had a GF, have no money, can't drive and is ugly AND short. Tell me again why you think you're qualified to have christmas dinner with us?

>>69044610
Having to work tomorrow because of cunts like you. Gonna spit in everyone's food for the day I think.

>>69044610
>not going to kfc like a true weeb

every girl I meet I get scared of and don't talk to again lads
what do

>>69044607
Someone has wanked or rubbed their cunt to the thought of you lad

You are wanted

>>69044416
a standardized test, like the sat

>>69044428
his dad and his dad's dad went there so the school wants to keep the line going, despite his less than stellar school performance

>>69044661
You mean Liverpool

>>69044678
I doubt it.

>>69044669
haha it's almost a description of me

except the age and gf thing

Imagine having to do the entire babestation daytime shift on Christmas day

Wonder how many people those girls will have to try to talk out of killing themselves

>>69044661
He looks like the sort of lad that would've been caught wanking in the back of a biology lesson

And I'm a bad boy, cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy for breaking her heart

lads I think I have mental issues

>>69044669
I've had a real job, got a degree and am 22 but everything else is true.

So this is what my life has come to

Even spending christmas alone

I need these lonely times to end

>>69044669
>eating dinner with your partners parents for the first time

>>69044669
>is

mummy theresa cannot enact article 50 quickly enough

>>69044678
Not him but really doubt anyone's ever found me attractive 2bh

took out a wonga loan to fund princess chelseas christmas gift

>>69044661
Birmingham is irish

>>69044674
kfc has nothing to do with japan. its american. try having just a fucking glance at google before posting next time

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>>69044669

#YOLO


pls desu senpai
rly pls pls
JUST PLS FFS IM LONELY PLS FFS

MUH!! ANGLOSPHERE!!

asked a lass out on fb and no response

no green checkmark either. can't tell if she just doesn't use fb anymore or if she blocked me

>>69044390
been here 3 years and STILL nobody has explained the origin of this pic to me

just realized the irish are like aboriginals for white people

>>69044676
Maybe there is a reason?

When is the queen on the tele

>>69044734
what reason
what you on about bjork
spit it out

schizophrenia is such a rollercoaster of a word. really fits the definition

even has a z in there lol

>>69044709
what are the yule lads bringing you :3

chicken nigger is my favourite use of that horrible word

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>>69044724

Yes?

>>69044703
I definitely do

It's fine

you can work through it

>>69044703
same

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want janny to know just how hard he was overridden earlier, boi

>>69044753
chicken?

REALLY hope this princess eugenie engagement rumour is unfounded lads

Feel like I'm on the edge of a cliff lads

Don't know if it's winter or the whole festive thing or something but this time last year I ended up doing some rather stupid things and I feel pretty similar justnow

>>69044716
last time i had sex the girl just kept moaning 'youre so hot' in my ear for nearly the whole thing

>>69044663
im just gonna text her and call her to tell her, she doesnt celebrate christmas btw cos shes a muslim

>>69044657
i wont kms

>>69044770
I have heard its true from an inside source

>>69044748
>even has a z in there lol

What did he mean by this

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>>69044754

>>69044720
Hmm

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asked mum for a hug for Christmas but she said she doesn't have a spare £3000 lying around

>>69044716
Feel the same way, just can't imagine that happening.

>>69044796
delete this minty fresh frog mate

>>69044793
>canada is the first post-national country

what did canada mean by this

mum didn't get me any presents because she thought we wasn't doing that even though I got her stuff

:(

>>69044802
hmmm

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>>69044796

OK!!!

>>69044793
there is a "z" in the word schizophrenia and z is an uncommon, exotic even, letter

dumb leaf

>>69044776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFLdIGNUKuw

god bless x

>>69044720
apart from being a japanese christmas tradition but OMG feel free to keep being IGNORANT you FASCIST

>£3,000,000
>1000 hugs

>instead of going out and making meaningful connections and memories, I stay indoors, laughing at pictures of frogs on he internet

wouldn't have it any other way tb h

So what are you giving / getting tomorrow lads?

Drinking a Stella

It's shit

>>69044796
>>69044802
delete these frogs please

>>69044858
runt

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>syrians look whiter than irishmen
For feck sake

So I ended up watching It is a Wonderful Life and am trying to think of reasons not to kill myself and how it would impact others, only thing I have is that it would make my parents sad though.

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The fucking state of these lasses on Babestation.

>>69044777
why post this

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>>69044848

I know this feel desu desu senpai

>>69044815
:(

>>69044851
Pokemon sun for my younger sister
Japanese whiskey for my dad
Manga for my older sister
Sister is getting my mum's presents from us

The ideal Xmas dinner:

>Beef
>Gravy
>Yorkshire puds
>Potatoes
>Whole buttered baby carrots
>Parsnips
>Pigs in blankets
>Broccoli

>>69044881
what are they doing lad

>>69044858

shoulda gone with leffe

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>anon what do you think of our poster? :)

>>69044876
>posts a rapebaby

>>69044840
last reply i shall be wanting from you tonight

consider this exchange over

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>>69044881

Still would though desu

>>69044881
hahaha the absolute STATE of people calling babestation on christmas day

>>69044895
What about the sage and onion stuffing you idiot

>>69044870
No flavor

>>69044900
It was free but I agree

>>69044790
I'll be honest mate I don't think it's a good idea. Probs wouldn't be a very happy relationship x

>>69044851
Mum's a bit upset 'cause I never asked her for anything. Finally settled on a couple of books, I imagine I'm just getting money otherwise. Sister's taking me to Budapest.

Feel bad, I've not got my sister anything and I just went halfers with my sister for my mum's present. I love them, I just don't care much about anything.

what the fuck even is babestation

>>69044895
>parsnips
the truman capote of root vegetables

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Rate my car, lads.

>>69044941
bet you're like 12

>>69044939

you fuck your sister you sick bastard

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was trying to find the kazakh weightlifting qt from the olympics

think it may be this but im not convinced

maybe she wasn't kazakh

>>69044941
Are you retarded?

>>69044925
Yeah good shout think that's the only thing I forgot

>>69044880
Remember that no lad is a failure who has friends

>>69044953

Shit, get a corsa desu

It's a Simon's bollock pops out edition

>>69044746
Maybe there is a reason they are scared of?

>>69044953
the shakin' stevens of automobiles

>>69044903
2413

>>69044851
Blowjob/bummed

>>69044882
why whats wrong with it

oh wait

you cant handle plain simple facts

Hear me on the radio, wag wan.

>>69044984
No im the one scared sigur

>>69044974
I only have one friend.

kill me pls

>>69044953
>that plate

*presses the article 50 button*

>>69044953
wheels and axle reminds me of those cheap hotwheels/matchbox knock offs

>>69044962

The North Korea powerlifter was a qt, maybe your looking for her

>>69044749
They brought me a spyderco paramilitary

>>69044939
Just make sure to treat your sister on holiday lad :3

>>69044997
3 is literally the only one i'd shag over heem

>>69045005
ire mi breddah

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>>69045008
That's where your wrong lad

Why does everyone i ever know leave me

>>69044953
Solid front axle?
Diesel?

>>69045005
>>69045034
really like jamaicans tb h, loyal to the queen despite the fact we really didn't do much to help them

https://youtu.be/UxE0ATGNF5A

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HMmmmmmmmm

>>69045014
maybe but i don't think so

remember she had a really white face and was a fairly big girl

>lynx africa is trending on twitter

LMAO FUCKING MURDEROUS BANTER

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>>69045010
bit racist, la'

>>69045064
ice"BERG"

coincidence??

>>69045053
Fucking hell all I did was just post a skepta lyric

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Caption this.

190 posts in 20 minutes on this most holiest of days

makes you wonder

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Proof Brits are evil MUH!! FISH AND CHIPS!!

lads what do you think of my christmas food for tomorrow?

http://is.4chan.org/int/1482596638201.jpg
http://is.4chan.org/int/1482596721285.jpg
http://is.4chan.org/int/1482596845824.jpg

genuinely dont care about anything and my family have started to clock on, probably time to move out

iDon't exist anymore

>>69045021
Yea, was planning on doing that

Bit awks tomorrow though

>>69045106
twat does twatish things

>>69045106
on me head son

>>69045118
fuck off literal billionaire

what can aus lads tell me about working in restaurants in the gold coast?

>>69045118
sad

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>genuinely dont care about anything and my family have started to clock on, probably time to move out

>>69045118
The buche de noel thing looks kinda alright but both too sickly for my taste, my mums friend made us a christmas cake so I'm buzzing my little socks off

whats the 4chan plus meme agan

fuck white people

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so then i said, "me milk bokkles? nah kid go ask yer mum lmao!"

Sometimes forget how absolutely crap Reddit is, especially British Reddit is and try browsing for a few days then remember why I don't

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>>69045170

>>69045164
the lives of anyone who uses it

>>69045163
its jsut a yule log and its not too bad actually, had that chunk in the picture about an hour ago, i personally dont like christmas pudding and cake because theyre too sickly for me

>>69045160
That girl looks like that girl who falls in love with the grinch from the grinch christmas film, or was it the one that adopted the grinch? not sure

>>69045178
reddit is great. so much more positive than here

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Ah yes, early 00s slags.

Feeling low

Want to read a book and forget for a bit but the book I'm reading is at a really depressing part atm

lol so many ppl itt avoiding their so-called "families"

smfh

lotta loyalty for a hired goon

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shan't

>>69045186
yes but what do I type to prove my lack of alife

sat here chain smoking rollies and coming down off cheap coke, i want to die
merry christmas

*walks into the thread like liam gallagher*
'oi m8 luvely day innit, fancy a pint?'

>>69045208
really miss the exposed tummy look 2bh

>>69045211
no just you
my family are in bed

>>69045160
the kid in this video is a complete chad now

>>69045210
You reading hunger games lad? xx

>>69045211
just watched a so called "filme" with them

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>>69045246

>>69045250
>chad
FOY

>>69045250
Highly fucking doubt that

>>69045210
read beaver towers mate

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I have had to fight
Almost every night
Down throughout these centuries
That is when I say
Oh yes, yet again
Can you stop the cavalry?

>>69045235
4chan x

>>69045194
>Pass user since 2016
holy lmao since when was this a thing

>>69045247

fuck off

>>69045250
source

>>69045250
Show us a picture of him now

>>69045267
*creates spearmen*
piss of piss mate

>>69045277

Since 2016 chink moot decided it was a thing desu

>>69045277
get back to rebbit

>>69045274
but WHAT do I say to SHOW I have $CHAN pass

Anyone else down for a shandy?

>>69045280
blown out the water kid

>>69045277
are you the poster with the azusa pillow?

bought an album with 700 listeners on the last.fm

>>69045250
good gimmick

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>>69045295

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>Anyone else down for a shandy?

>>69045313
shut up cuz, i bought an album from some lad from the town i live in. suck on that yea

>>69045298
yeah it was on 4chan

>jamaica is one of the most violent countries in the world

funny how most people think its a placid little island of fishermen with funny accents

guess how like people in the 70s thought Ireland was a quirkly little island where people had funny accents and ... uhh..

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>>69045311
I am a poster with an Azusa pillow

HATE the Americas, Asia, Australasia, africa, Antarctica and all of Europe outside the British isles

Despise the Irish, northern Irish and Scottish

Hate northerners, southerners and west midlanders

Hate Derbyshire, Lincolnshire, leicestershire, Northamptonshire and ru(n)tland

Hate Broxtowe, ashfield, gedling, Newark, Sherwood, Mansfield, bassetlaw and the city of Nottingham proper

Everything else is based

>>69045261
>>69045282
>>69045285
>>69045318
Not him, he's not a chad but still became a normie

His instagram was floating about r9k

>>69045342
I bought 5 grime compilation CDs from a black man outside JD sports

>>69045298
since4pass in options field

>>69045375
Wow this one trick from 4chan really works

>>69045362
>has an instragram

yup hes a normoe

>>69045261
>>69045282
>>69045285
There was a thread about it on r9k yesterday someone posted a picture of him on a date but then everyone went and spammed shit on his instagram so hes made it private

>>69045362
normie then, he is tall and has a gf
will be a chad soon

>>69045305
Love Shandy ngl, will be having a few of them and snowballs between drinks

got warned for fedoraposting

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>>69045096
>>69045096
>>69045064

>>69045361

lot of hate in you, huh kid?

*kisses you*

Hey BUCKs

>>69045396
HOWLING

paying
literally fucking paying
real money
to use
4chan

>>69045396
I can't

>>69045396
Nice

going to miss barry

>>69045396
ice..... Berg.....

>>69045439
gareth barry?

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

back from midnight mass

there was a tranny their

pmsl

bloke in a wig with tons of make up, my mum said she could see his stuble coming thru his foundation

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Post vintage Lisickis

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I'm a man from brum but no one wants me

And it went la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la
Peace and goodwill to all men and love for the child
La la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la, oh

>>69045418
without pass users 4chan would have been sold to jews that would either put malicious ads or force you to pay

>>69045460
bost bics

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anon why do you always smell like your entire body is a ballbag

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this shit that comes in semI solid lumps is the SHIT

>>69045064
>Guggenheim and Giglio were last seen seated in deck chairs in the foyer of the Grand Staircase sipping brandy and smoking cigars

>>69045358
haha cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05q2-wFl_14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfNmyxV2Ncw

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Had my first sleep paralysis experience last night lads

Was nodding off and I could hear my dad calling my name from downstairs, wanted to answer him but I couldn't move my mouth or tongue

Only lasted maybe 10 seconds, but it was pretty spooky

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>>69045465

The army wants you, as long as your under 35 and fit for service

>>69045453
noseberg obviously

>>69045473
herts where the fuck have you been

are you alri

I am the lizard queen!

>>69045481
>paying for 4chan

>>69045477
its against my religion to clean up after wanking

>>69045496
YHeah ia mg ood

sorry i haven't been on skype

canary wharf is getting BIG lads

>>69045509
just glad ur okie xx

>>69045512
so is something in my trousers

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>>69045497

>>69045524
>>69045524
>>69045524

>>69045491
Did you have any hallucinations?

>>69045520
idk why
tell the lads I Am sorry!@

Word to the wise: don't sneak up on me

>>69045512
*calls the ira*

doing a breathing

t.alberto barbosa

>>69045493
>tfw not allowed to join the army because i've been in the psych ward

not sure what to do with my life now

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>get a (you)
>there's a noncime image attached to it

>>69045567
t.alberta barbosa

>>69045505
the bitcoin i used would be worth about £30 now i think :/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orxwfjMm0wc

>>69044625
back in anglais land on the 4th
we'll see

>>69045781
I promise i won't try and put benis in bagina

I won't even pack a condom :)

>>69045827
if anything thats worse