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greggs edition
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Christ
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WATCH OUT LADS HE'S WORKING CHRISTMAS
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all brits look like pasty babies
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>>69043515
timeless classic
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tessa
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making an arrangement
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmVAWKfJ4Go
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>>69043511
Don't worry
I have it on good authority that he's getting triple overtime for today
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Merry Christmas boyos

It's a magical time to be alive
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uggo lezzer
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ISP is throttling me again hahaha

great christmas present
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86MQSbZo28Y
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NEAR
FAR
WHEREVER YOU ARE
I BELIEVE
THAT THE HEART DOES GO ON
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yank qts are made for BCC (big commonwealth cock)
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cheated on the gf again lads
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Ah yes, the Mass of the so-called "Christ" figure. Just another excuse for Rorkes across the country to make minorities feel unwelcome here
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got called a scrooge in card factory
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anyone remember that one show in the early 2000s about those scottish teenagers who get lost in the australian wilderness and aliens are involved somehow?
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*buys a round for /brit/*
merry christmas lads
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>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was lined up in my living room and forced to pull a cracker with me I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little redditors and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) i would literally be holding a paper crown and a pencil sharpener in my hand in under a second

think on
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>he works on christmas day
>he does it for no monetary compensation
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kwanzaa tomorrow, can't wait
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just bought £200 worth of cocaine from a paki taxi driver and he wished me a merry christmas lmao. sidenote: i can't feel my lips or teeth
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaxUPPdXkaI

Kpop desu famalamamamadamadingdong
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all women just want to be fucked
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'567
rasheed
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>>69043572
Very comfy, thanks lad.

Have a lovely Christmas.
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You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not post
I'm telling you why
Janny Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice
Janny Claus is coming to town

He see you when you're posting
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!

O! you better watch out!
You better not cry.
You better not post, I'm telling you why
Janny Claus is coming to town
Janny Claus is coming to town
Janny Claus is commmmming to town
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what went wrong in janny's life?

how does someone get into a situation in their life where they are moderating a sub-section of the international board of an image board website on christmas, for free?

fucking hell
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asked father christmas for an attack minded centre mid
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>>69043581
heyy
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>>69043571
jeopardy?
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>what did you do this Christmas?

>I spent the day cleaning up other peoples digital mess on the international section of an anime imageboard
>FOR FREE
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>>69043572
better have got me a cheeky cider
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>>69043616
that's the one

thank you x
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>>69043604
if memory serves you'd walk the championship wouldn't you.... AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>69043558
enjoy the scraps
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>>69043630
I don't have to get you a christmas present now
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>>69043604
*sends you ruben loftus cheek on loan till the end of the season*
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WHY YES I DID SPEND MY CHRISTMAS CLEANING UP SHITE ON A BRITISH ANIME IMAGEBOARD FOR ZERO WAGE
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asked santa for a lib dem government
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Rime, playing mid
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I leave you peace.
My peace I give you.

Let us offer each other a sign of peace.
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>something bad happens in the uk
>papers blame brexit
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>>69043572
Cheers lad

*tips*
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>>69043632
we're still winning the playoffs kid
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going to stay up and heem santa

the cunt shan't be delivering any more presents after I see him
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>>69043612
hey hey

>>69043658
peace THIS
*offers an olive branch*
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>>69043659
the mainstreaym meedie-ur

is tryink

to stop

breggssit
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>>69043645
that's fine i don't celebrate christmas anyway mashallah x
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I have to be totally naked when I wank
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>>69043679
Pics
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>Deliveroo is not available in my area
>Too drunk to drive

Just wanted some mcdicks
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(you're supposed to shake hands with each other and say "peace be with you")
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>>69043659
ah yes the anti-brexit papers such as The Sun and The Daily Express
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god isn't real
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>>69043662
temas above aston villa:

>barnsley
>preston
>huddersfield
>fulham
>derby
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watched a lovely programme about hertfordshire earlier lads

I only caught the end but apparently they produce much of the blackcurrents in the UK
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poo peeland
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ALSO HERE is a good gimmick
One of the best dare i say
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Evening lads, fatcam here. Back for christmas. ask me anything
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>>69043667
>skipping leg day

literally why, i prefer leg day over upper body day
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>>69043122
dw i've got plenty
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>>69043699
I'll deck your head in in a minute
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>>69043675
same ha ha, l'chaim
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Time to sleep, gotta be up early for christmas day shitposting.

Goodnights lads.
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>>69043708
preston have literally spent about £30k on their squad too
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I have to be wearing every piece of clothing i own when i wank
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buckinghamshire more like buckinghamSHITE
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horrid little orange cats
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>>69043725
no way is that you ://
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>>69043714
alri mate, still got the hat?
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loneliest time of the year
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decided to buy £250 worth of beer/spirits on amazon

haha
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Lads say if you're torrenting something and its downloading at 800 KB/s, but your connection maxes out at 1MB/s

If you had a 10MB/s max connection speed, would the torrent still download at 800 KB/s?
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>>69043714
lovely
are you just back for the day
miss you i does

>>69043717
lovely
are you just back for the day
miss you i does

>>69043729
i did an entire mass a few threads ago and everyone just played along
what happened :/
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>>69043708
>tfw no Ipswich on that list
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ITS THE LONELIEST DAY OF MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEE
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>>69043749
it is
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>>69043742
pics
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Wow its like
Kyaryt postying is back??? wioth a vengeacne???>>69043751
>5
of course, its on my hat stand
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>>69043714
positively retro
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might invite poor jan jan over for chrissy lunch
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living in a wealthy part of england full of white people is LITERALLY winning the lottery of life
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>>69043753
my birthday is the loneliest time of the year desu
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>>69043756
maybe :3
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>>69043767
how do you earn all that sweet dollar?
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>>69043745
wish i had a frumpy english gf like that
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>>69043756
no
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>Jesus is a prophet of Allah and his son in Islam
>Muslims don't celebrate his birth

bet it's just done out of spite tbqh
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How to Spot a Manchild in One Easy Step
1. They don't put beetroot on their burger
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>>69043745
haha fuckinghamshires on suicide wathc!
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who else /ascot/?
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*scratches your face*
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jingle bells
poleaboo smells
janny laid an egg

oh what fun it is to post
my gimmicks in this thread
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back for the day

its a christmas miracxle


btw does janny work on holidays??
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>>69043646
cheers pal
>>69043708
season's not over yet
>>69043758
you will NEVER understand
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what did they mean by this
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>>69043756
its basicaly Mbit / 8 = download speed in MB/s

>>69043788
they're worth fuck all anymore Mod K did a massive drop party the other day lmao
not sure if they're tradeable
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>>69043757
Pretty much. I've seen the archives, there are still people posting copypasta about me, despite the fact I havent been active here for nearly 4 years.
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>>69043485
'there can be no finer treat than tucking into a piping hot Gregg's chicen bake pasty in one of britain's peeling and windswept town centres'

jesus CHRIST does even the UK know how awful it is??
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>>69043789
>english
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I'd like to very much like to very much like to very much like to very much like to very much like to very much like to very much like to very much like to very much like to very much like to very much like to very much like to very much like to very much like to very much like to see this one
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>>69043778
>filled with ugly cumskins

ewwww
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>>69043485
absolutely ridiculous. i can't stand these frivolous lawsuits
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>>69043778
let's be real here, england is basically third world compared to the likes of australia, new zealand, and, hell, even canada
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>>69043810
>btw does janny work on holidays??
yeah, luckily he gets paid triple
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>>69043812
Fuck you
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remember lads we're still on for the NYE /brit/ meetup in blackpool
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just ate and now i have the farts lol
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>>69043820
what about other rares? I lost a santa hat when I used to play 10 years and it mentally scarred me for life haha
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>>69043848
you could have just left it at hell no need to go as far as canada
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>>69043841
creasing
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>>69043848
England has higher GDP per capita than Australia lmaooo
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I Carnt Beleevit
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>>69043856
meet you lads in coral island
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>>69043810
>kyary will never employ you as her personal washboy

why live
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she wants, no, NEEDS, a bloke from bristol
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>>69043848
ah yess
car dependency: the countries

must be a sad life
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>>69043814
>a quid for a newspaper

nice one brexiters
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>>69043753
Christ those knockers are outstanding
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what music is that when they're carrying the coffin out of the abbey
https://youtu.be/pCp1PPx_TfE?t=2h59m8s
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>>69043856
it's grimsby arcade

they are holding a dinner dance
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>>69043833
At least we're relevant
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the canadian automotive industry
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>>69043848
>using "hell" mid-sentence for emphasis
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If God is so great, why did he make his only son a carpenter rather than a banker or merchant?

Check mate, Christfags.
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>>69043858
he dropped those too among christmas crackers and maybe something else, didn't get any of those though
didn't take a screenshot apparently but they were basically everywhere
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alri lads
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*slips and slides from a banana peel*
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merry christmas lads x
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I just want a
who knows actualkly

you kjnow what

IW ant to fuck MY step sisters

they are perfect
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>>69043880
would rather live in a country where everything's far away from everything else than a cramped shithole with tiny houses
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>>69043856
I live 10 minutes from Blackpool waheywahey
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face isn't doing too well lads
do I have aids?
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>>69043888
you get what you pay for

i personally read the financial times which costs around 3 quid
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>>69043848
ill be willing to bet south east england is wealthier than the vast majority of australia
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>>69043872

nice HDI you fucking retard

and your so-called "great" british pound has plummeted in the last few months
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>>69043919
it's a euphemism for gigolo, the noblest profession
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>>69043753
have that exact heron in the 'rents garden
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>>69043582
underrate post
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>>69043922
steady on your poofter
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Irish-heritage LAD culture needs to make a comeback to counteract the grime onslaught lads
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>>69043922
Wew lad
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>>69043926
that's my boii

how old are they?
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just got a hard-on
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>>69043795
>Muslims don't celebrate his birth

might want to take a cheeky look at syria lad

(also christians don't celebrate the birthdays of abraham or noah or whoever else either)
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thinking about buying a dark blue suit

is blue a good colour for a suit?
>>
So update on the 2013 tripfags that used to be on this board every day

- Delumo is now a transvestite.
- tom (AKA Ed balls) works in a paki phone shop in Gravesend
- An alcohol got treatment and now lives in Australia
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>>69043927
brb mate just going to walk to the shops

>poor colonials will NEVER know this feel
why do you even live?
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GREAT BANTER
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>>69043924
you too precious
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>>69043926
post pics
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>>69043855
doxxed you haha
https://twitter.com/DavoBirmingham/status/801845970187223040
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Silent Night
Holy Night
All is calm
All is bright
Round yon virgins
/brit/posters and the like
Unholy janny so tender and overworked
Shitpost in heavenly peace
Shitpost in heavenly peace
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>>69043485
Is this really the type of trash disseminate by the tabloids?
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>i personally read the financial times which costs around 3 quid
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committing a sin at the dining table surrounded by my girlfriend's elderly relations
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>>69043942
>you fucking retard
>rudeposting on Christmas

i don't bloody think Sharia allows it
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>>69043915
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>>69043942
England unironically has a higher hdi than Australia you silly mong LMAO
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If I don't get into grad school the plan is to move to aus in 2017
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>>69043989
putting your elbows on the table?
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>>69043541
>tfw worked Christmas Eve and working Boxing Day, New Years Eve and New years Day and there is no pay increase for it
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>>69043974
>>69043957
thats the worst thing

I don't ahve any


LOL!
they are devout christains
URGH
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>>69043920
hmm interesting

so prices have plummeted for rares?
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>>69043965
It's a Deano colour
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>>69043975
Delete
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>>69044008
foy
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>>69043958
stick in my arsE!
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jolly rancher just ripped 2 of my teeth out
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I wish I had someone to spend Christmas with.
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dont post the

horrid,
orange cats
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will be filtering anyone who does not have redditflags
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>>69044016
for the christmas themed ones yea, just looked it up purple partyhat goes for 3k gp
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>>69043989
got a HJ from the GF under the table at christmas once with my gran sitting right opposite

she was pure filth
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>>69043970
it really is
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just wished a Merry Christmas to some old mates via messenger
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>>69044023
he doesn't sound very jolly
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cracked a joke about saying grace before dinner, forgot a couple of my distant family are actually religious nutjobs

oh well, they should feel awkward not me, they're the literally insane ones
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>>69043966
oh didnt think it was actually you haha someone comes along every few months pretending
do you know what happened to zoey

>>69044009
no im masturbating on the table
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>>69044011
you know what you've got to do lad, slip them a bit of the old 'oroform
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My bank balance? That's the price of the property rise
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I wonder who's causing the large numbers of opioid overdose deaths in predominantly-white states
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>>69044030
same
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>>69044017
what's a non-deano colour?

if you say black or grey i will FUCKING throttle you
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I see BIG acid trips and MASSIVE consciousness expansion in 2017
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>>69044011
why did you leave 4channel?

are you seeking normiedom?
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>>69043970
where can i find more pictures like this
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>cracked a joke about saying grace before dinner, forgot a couple of my distant family are actually religious nutjobs

>oh well, they should feel awkward not me, they're the literally insane ones
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>>69044059
Me hah
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>>69044008
I go to grad school, AMA
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>>69044047
>hold religious views
>nutsjobs

ah yessssss
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>>69044065
Light-black
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>>69044055
they are gone alreadyt

I got an ice hug from them
many i Wish I HAD FRIEND SLOL
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>>69044059

um, white drug users?
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>>69044059
>who
themselves
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>>69044059
druggies I assume
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>>69044068
n I just

felt like even my friends on 4chan were leaving me

like cutting the virus with a infect knife

IT JUST

doesnt work
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>>69044030
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>>69044035
bet lads who had invested in rare items are killing themselves rn
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>>69044011
become a priest and sodomise them haha lol hows things with you and yours ??
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can blackies have naturally blonde hair?
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>>69044059
Harold Shipman's world tour?
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>>69044065
Those are the only non Deano colours mate
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@69044076

fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
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i'm a gangsta ass nigga
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>>69044077
rasheed
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*urges you to have a happy holiday*
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>>69044095
>>69044086
>>69044085
You can't fool me Greenberg
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>>69044063
>>69044100
>>69044030
I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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community project: go and wish tim a merry christmas on twitter/youtube
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>>69044099
err ok that made sense lol
>>
i work in the billing department for british gas how THRILLING is that lads??? i literally think of this DAILY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAv75JPw-QQ
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>>69044106
blacks can do everything whites can do sweetie x
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>>69044077
tbf I respect most religious people but the things they believe in can be utterly batty

these people think the universe is 6000 years old, that evolution isn't real, that the rapture is literally coming
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>>69044053
>oh didnt think it was actually you haha someone comes along every few months pretending

Yeah I know, I'm pretty sure that's just sean or this one obsessive scouse poster who was trolling the shit out of delumo on /pol/

I don't even remember zoey desu, though I remember craven was exposed as pretending this entire time and his entire life was a lie
>>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England

GDP (nominal) 2015[3] estimate
• Total
$2.340 trillion
• Per capita
$56,890

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia

GDP (nominal) 2015 estimate
• Total
$1.223 trillion[7] (13th)
• Per capita
$51,642[7] (9th)
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>>69044059
The lack of a sufficient deterrent
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have you ever went on omegle just to meet girls to add them online to talk to them
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>>69044125
>rasheed
ah yes, an insult which tags me along the lines of being a hardline islamist.
nice deflection.
>>
who /kazakhgf2017/ here
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>>69044120
hello nigger
>>
>>69044152
No because girls on omegle don't add me.
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>tfw spending Christmas with my family
Haha, good meme!
>>
drinking JD from the bottle because i might encounter a family member if i go to the kitchen and get a glass
>>
>>69044136
Okay right
pficutre this
you are listyening to this brit classic

(link)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MQUleX1PeA

then you message the qt

with
'hey I am a loser lol'

thats what i did
like an hour ago
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>>69044161
yeg smesh
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>>69044161
I just want a gf, doesn't matter where they are from at this point.
>>
I am autism
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>have you ever went on omegle just to meet girls to add them online to talk to them
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>>69044155
not saying you're a hardliner, just an apologist for terrorists
>>
>>69044152
my webcam doesn't work, even if it did I wouldn't do that
>>
Who /swallowing all the medicine they can find in the house/ here?
>>
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>>69044168
>>
>the poonited sharts of arsemerica
>>
I'm running out of places in my bedroom to store empty cans and bottles, I guess I can only keep stacking them up from now on.
>>
merry Christmas lads haha
>>
I FEEL YOU'RE HANDS ON MY BODY
>>
>>69044069
I found it on [spoiler]Facebook[/spoiler], no idea why it would be there in the first place
>>
>>69044152
I don't have a webcam and I've never found a girl on omegle text
>>
>>69044144

IMO 99% of so-called religious people don't really believe it, they just go along with it for cultural reasons, they're playing a game, it gives them something to talk about.

You have to be literally insane to reject the FACT of evolution.
>>
may start putting bourbon in my lucky charms lads

need to start my days off with a bit more pizazz
>>
>>69044198

attention seeker
>>
>>69044198
Why are you doing that?
>>
whats nastier than an orange cat

nothing theyre horrid
>>
>>69044194
huge claim mate.
if i ever saw you on the street you'd be eating concrete in a matter of seconds
>>
Hey mersey

I missed you a lot
come to london
>>
just ate 10 burgers loool
>>
>>69044219
wanna knock myself out
>>
HELLO NIGGER
>>
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just went for a run by the beach, my mates gonna come round and we're gonna have a nice chrissy lunch then go for a swim

hope you guys are having a good xmas
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>>69044209
EVERY TIME YOU THINK OF ME
>>
>>69044230
>>
got a 2017 coin lads
know someone who works at the mint
>>
London M8!! fish and chips M8!!
>>
>>69044244
THERE'S SOMETJHOIG I WANT TOSAY
>>
is 27 too young to have a cocaine induced heart attack
>>
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>>69044170
very very bad move
i think you should come back permanently, i enjoyed the life coaching opportunity x

>>69044147
zoey was a gay paki, he might have been here in 2014 i cant remember

we have a new one now called amer or "poleaboo" who's been arrested 3 times for stalking uni flatmates haha he keeps a blog http://poleaboo.wordpress.com
>>
>>69044243
SHE WANTS A MAN FROM BRUM
>>
>>69044253
>4253London M8!! fish and chips M8!!
WOW In LAAAAANDON???

ROFL
>>
>>69044242
Do you have xmas bbq? on the beach yeah?
>>
>>69044228
omw
>>
if i could have one wish i would nuke mecca
>>
>>69044266
poleaboo is craven
>>
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>You have to be literally insane to reject the FACT of evolution.
>>
>>69044247
why are you pretending to be me?
>>
>>69044266
stop pretending to be a girl
>>
>>69044263
She looks so ugly lmao
>>
Mad that the takeaways near me want to charge £3 for a shit cheeseburger when you can get a double cheeseburger for £1.49 in maccos
>>
If I could have one wish I would wish to die in my sleep tonight painlessly.
>>
How popular is playing the lottery in the UK?

Its pretty common for people to buy tickets here
>>
>>69044273
i'd nuke the old spuderinos if you catch me drift
>>
I just want more commie slags for Christmas
>>
YOU LEFT YOUR FRIDGE OPEN SOMEBODY JUST TOOK A SANDWICH
>>
>>69044272
Okay

I am serious

I meet some guy off another 4chan community

not a week after leaving brit
>>
>>69044259

nope
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Len_Bias
>>
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>christians are so dumb lmao
>catholic and church of england schools outperform every other category of school in exams year in year out
>>
Lads I'm so fucking confused

Is it summer in Australia now? How does that even fucking work?

Are they in June, July etc or are they in December too?
>>
>>69044273
Rorke
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkcohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
>>
>>69044288
alri
*has a wank*
>>
what happens if a jew asks from santa something
>>
>>69044311
kk
which community?:3
>>
>>69044243
>tattoos
>coalburner

big shock

reminder to avoid anybody with tattoos
>>
orange+cat=horrible little creature
>>
>>69044289
delete
>>
>>69044289
I think "she" is a he.
>>
>>69044287
Stop pretending to be me m8
>>
>>69044323
DUDODOODODOODOD
SHE WANTS A MAN FROM BRUM
>>
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Started on the cobra, went to amaretto and cranberry when i was drinkin with my mum, now on the vodka and ananas juice
>>
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>>69044202
great post

>>69044307
MYYYY SAAAANDWIIICH?
>>
>>69043515

newfags will NOT remember this
>>
>>69044330
He kills your dog.
>>
do you believe the so called josie is real lads?

in two minds myself
>>
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Merry Christmas Lads
>>
>>69044271
nah we're gonna have it on mine but i've got good ocean views from de balcony

when i was running before heaps of tourists and aussies were at the beach swimming drinking and cooking sausages lol, this was like ten AM mind you
>>
>>69044335
doxxable information desu


he was italian though

honestly I am a trustworthy guy

please come to london

I won't pog your nesshole or anything (unless yu wan't me too
>>
herts you fucking div cunt reply to me
>>
>>69044288
burgers desu lol
>>
SO WHAT IF MARY WAS IN THE CLUB
AND SHE MET JOSEF AROUND HELLA THUGS
>>
>>69044355
i think i could beat up ronda rousey not evne trying to sound hard
>>
Coughed up blood a few times this morning

Pretty sure I'm too young to have cancer, right?
>>
>>69044364
Holy shit is that

fucking bucks

did you move?
>>
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cousin's half retarded and he's going to yale on legacy

cant wait to sit next to him tomorrow
>>
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>>69044355

fuck off UFC lad, you've been posting since 11am you fat ginger twat
>>
>>69044291
takeaway burgers are bigger, takes me about half an hour to eat the cunt
>>
>>69044371
how many?
>>
>>69044362
would genuinely do that tbf
>>
>>69043833
unfortunately yes
but fuck off greggs is great
>>
NEW

>>69044390
>>69044390
>>69044390
>>
>>69044385
jesus christ, having fucking flashbacks to college applications
>>
>>69044403
JANNY
>>
>>69044385
what are ACTs? :/
>>
>>69044384
on hols with the gf, waiting for the so called christmas roast
i must have seemed like some clingy as kiwi randomer hahaoaho
>>
>>69044299
Polish people literally buy 50% of all tickets aha
>>
>>69044323
https://youtu.be/LYPvaohayW0
https://youtu.be/xhfQp4Log3I

here's some more brummie themed grime for you x
>>
>>69044395
actually come


somehow I need to add you on whatsapp

I'm nbot joking
>>
>>69044385
>on legacy
?
>>
>>69044426
too autistic to use whatsapp
>>
>>69044417
if i take you for a ride

do you think you'll be my girlfriend?
>>
josie does not exist until I have solid proof
>>
>>69044445
okay thwats then
add me on steam

give me a clue to you're user
ill work it out
>>
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>>69044374
>>69044387
I haven't posted in hours
I had a sleep
>>
>>69044384
she's on a proxy ignore her
>>
>>69044479
not autistic to use steam
>>
>>69044493
oky
you are memeing me now

i'm going to kjill ymself

just add me on something

like omegle
or soetnuing
>>
>>69044539
hmm come to the old chon more regularly?x
>>
>>69044556
okay is this how i Get an igf
>>
>>69044612
you're the hotshot of the underground contacting world

what's the best way of doing it?
>>
>>69044824
lets gon omegle


here is the line

londonmeetup2016+1


got it?

I hope you

this meesage will exloide whenever janny feels like it
>>
>>69044989
as an interest??
>>
>>69045066
yes

are you not itnersted ? ;^) ))

come sex bby
>>
>>69044416
midwestern SATs
>>
>>69045093
fucking hell mate what's going on might just kill myself too
>>
>>69045173
DO NOT
I did not come back for this

ALL ineed is someone to lean on
>>
>>69045205
feel like a predator stalking round omegle
>>
>>69045253
did you put the exact internest

you know what

I don't tink this will work
>>
>>69045340
giz us your deets for steam or whatever and I'll make an account
>>
>>69045430
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/45300455
>>
>>69045483
can't add friends because I've just made an account fuck
>>
>>69045668
whats yours
>>
>>69045686
Poz Kev
>>
>>69045686
steam is playing me for a fool atm with updates 1 sec
>>
>>69045704
no spaces obv
>>
>>69045810
there are no users that match my search
>>
>>69045974
so suicide it is
>>
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>>69045988
I gotchu senpai
>>
>>69045988
look here ye prat
go on steamcommunity.com
log in to your account
give him the url thats like steamcommunity.com/profiles/3525238449534
>>
>>69046056
lets not get rude on xmas xx

/76561198353745309

like that?
>>
>>69046085
sent ;)
>>
doxxed the lot of you
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