/brit/

>>69042090
/fr/

please kill me in my sleep santa

it's not even christmas yet...

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liking varg's new hat

doing a pre-christmas wank

Not even Christmas yet you fucking mong.

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>>69042096

>>69042125
it is now

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me and the gf

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on 4chan on christmas eve...

>>69042150
no

>doing a Christmas mass listen
>2016 has been full of surprises
heh

We come to you, Father, with praise and thanksgiving, through Jesus Christ your Son.

*does the sign of cross over the chalice and bread*

Through him we ask you to accept and bless these gifts we offer you in sacrifice.

We offer them for your holy catholic Church, watch over it, Lord, and guide it; grant it peace and unity throughout the world. We offer them for Francis our Pope, for our Janitor, and for all who hold and teach the catholic faith that comes to us from the apostles.

Remember, Lord, your people, especially those for whom we now pray - Amir Hussain, Mark Harding, Img 1142, Timothy Byrne and Kevin Boyle.

*prays*

Santa is getting me lots of gifts for Christmas

how do so many people cope with being famous when it would completely and utterly ruin your life if you got doxxed right now

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Crimbo?

Do rangers fans support england in >man kick ball

NORMIES OUT

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Merry Crimbo lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo

never physically cheated with the gf but I've flirted and sexted with quite a lot of girls online secretly

don't think that's much of a bad thing. men aren't naturally monogamous so this seems like a pretty harmless way of dealing with it.

>>69042167
yeah

>>69042157

Pete Doherty?

if you don't have a university degree you shouldn't be allowed to post on /brit/

>>69042198
nah

>>69042175
Wouldn't ruin my life m8, I've done nothing wrong

My first name's Connor, I'm in my twenties and I live in scotland.

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>>69042176

>>69042134
He's evolving into Father Christmas just just like Tim Allen

I remember 10 years ago being kept awake because I was so hyped about getting a DS

>>69042185
Why would they?

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Who /1989/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo#t=2m36s

DAVID GRAY

NO I'M NOT

NOT WIV YOU

WEARIN' THOSE ANTLERS!

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>>69042185
Celtic?

>>69042195
Sexting is cheating

>>69042205
yep

a n i m e
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>>69042164

get over yourself seamus you're not in a warzone or in a gulag in siberia

besides after a few years you get used to it

Do people use fireworks in the uk? Or is it just the hotels, buildings, bridges...? We fire them ourselves here

merry xmas cunts

merry christmas now please let me die

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>>69042247
merry christmas friendo

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MERRY CHRISTMAS LADS

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merry christmas cunts

>>69042240
hardly lol

>>69042195
Time for you to fuck off normie runt

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MERRY CHRISTMAS LADS

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my intelligence is becoming dangerous

merry christmas lads

it's justin trudeau's birthday

Remember all of us gathered here before you. You know how firmly we believe in you and dedicate ourselves to you. We offer you this sacrifice of praise for ourselves and those who are dear to us. We pray to you, our living and true God, for our well-being and redemption.

In union with the whole Church we honor Mary, the ever-virgin mother of Jesus Christ our Lord and God. We honor Joseph, her husband, the apostles and martyrs Peter and Paul, Andrew, (James, John, Thomas, James, Philip, Bartholomew, Matthew, Simon and Jude; we honor Linus, Cletus, Clement, Sixtus, Cornelius, Cyprian, Lawrence, Chrysogonus, John and Paul, Cosmas and Damian) and all the saints. May their merits and prayers grant us your constant help and protection.

(say "through christ our lord, amen")

any christmas man in

>>69042164
go back to mainland europe you little faggot
christmas eve is nothing special

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>>69042227
>born at the end of cold war I
>die at the start of cold war II
poetry

merry kwanzaa lads

Happy Christmas lids

Merry Christmas (Catholics)

Burn in Hell (Protestants)

happy christmas lads

>>69042266
And a Merry Christmas to you too

Christmas is a Jewish plot to bring Islam to Europe.

MIMBO CRIMBO

>>69042260
on guy fawkes night yeah

Merry christmas

happy christmas everyone, god bless

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MERRY CHRISTMAS LADS

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happy slagmas

>>69042321
>happy
don't tell me what to do

i dont celebrate christmas but i wish you christians a happy one

t. muslim

>>69042291
He's Christ reborn

Happy holidays /brit/!

happy Hanuka lads

Merry Christmas (Englishmen)

Burn in Hell (Catholics)

been christmas for an hour lids lmao st8 of your connections

Dear All,

I want to wish you a Merry X-Mas. Thank you for being the only and best source of friendship and personal connection an autist could have. You are all that keep me going these days.

Anon

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happy mememas

*waits patiently for the merry christmasing to die down, hands clasped in prayer*

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>merry christmas

>>69042306
Merry Christmas

>>69042326
good post

>>69042341
foy

born in february 1995 desu

i feel like i was born just in time to not be a runt

happy christmas everyone except muzzies

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Can't wait for the Christmas daddy issues gf lads.

RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-8K8Hj8bxE

>>69042214
Is that why Trudeau acts like a socialist dictator?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iYGb8VHjRI

merry christmas, my clock hit the hour while I was alone drinking kahlua and vodka :(

Hope you have a better one than mine

ah yes...christmas.....

how original....surely no one has thought of this idea before....

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>>69042176

Proper

Merry Christmas to all
Except to you runts of course, haha

>>69042224
They wear england tops

happy xmas laddos

who will you be dedicating your christmas wank to?

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Happy Kyarymas lads
https://youtu.be/3ZMFsEFlrl0

>>69042261
>>69042265
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>>69042275
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>>69042281
>>69042290
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>>69042389
merry christmas lads

SANTA BROUGHT ME THE BLACK GF I ASKED FOR

SHE WRAPPED UP DOWNSTAIRS

>tfw no gf on christmas

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>>69042392
MERRY CHRISTMAS

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>>69042392
alri Abu Hamza

why is paddy obsessed with grime

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>tfw you finally realize you haven't got a creative bone in your body

>>69042404
can't wank until i have a shower because i'm at the 'rents

but probably you

happy holidays

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http://www.christmasgreat.com/

>>69042408

merry christmas lad

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good christmas anime

>>69042326
excellent post

>>69042408
>>69042392
samefag (me)

i offended my parents when i said i wasn't sad that diana died

many years later i realised i was correct, burn the coal pay the toll

absurd conditioned hysteria, literally NOTHING special about this woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCp1PPx_TfE

>>69042426
foy

>>69042424
Why can't you wank in your room? Isn't there any privacy in your family? I watch tranny porn in my childhood bedroom every time I'm here

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Merry Crimbo lads

>>69042400
>>69042404
>>69042406
>>69042412
>>69042426
missed you lads >>69042408 merry christmas lads
>>69042432
thanks lad merry christmas

Father, accept this offering from your whole family. Grant us your peace in this life, save us from final damnation, and count us among those you have chosen.

Bless and approve our offering; make it acceptable to you, an offering in spirit and in truth. Let it become for us the body and blood of Jesus Christ, your only Son, our Lord.

The day before he suffered, he took bread in his sacred hands, and looking up to heaven, to you, his almighty Father, he gave you thanks and praise. He broke the bread, gave it to his disciples, and said:

Take this, all of you, and eat it: this is my body which will be given up for you.

*young noncee rings bell*

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>>69042450
Her tits were decent desu

>>69042346
very edgy

>>69042450
>i offended my parents when i said i wasn't sad that diana died
i remember you posted this before, you bloody eejit

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Merry Christmas lids.

>>69042450
can you not talk about these things m8 we're trying to have a happy christmas

>>69042471
because it'll smell

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I got you a present lads

Reminder the real Christmas is on the 7th of January

>>69042450

fuck off you edgy cunt she's a national treasure

she cared about the commoners

>>69042424
>can't wank until i have a shower because i'm at the 'rents
y? do you share a bed?

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>>69042450
Agreed Tbh

I'm an ardent Monarchist but Diana rubbed me wrong

Eid Mubarak lads

>>69042501
see >>69042493

they will know

Happy Eidmas mashallah

>>69042487

must have been a while ago

some fucking old guy just came down my chimney and is drinking my brandy

Merry Christmas lids

>>69042513
fop

>>69042475
>>69042513
almost mid you too there lads >>69042478 merry christmas
>>69042488
merry christmas lad

>>69042450
>burn the coal pay the toll
what? did she get fucked by a black man or something?

>>69042527
i'm the ghost of 4chan past

>>69042475
Bo selecta

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>>69042494
wo

SILENT NIGHT

HOLY NIGHT

ALL IS CALM

ALL IS BRIGHT

Imagine if diana had spat out a half brown baby? appalling thought

I hope you have a pleasant celebratory period

>>69042515
sorry I'm about 20 posts behind lol

it won't smell though don't be daft

fuck christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Z5pn0mAl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Z5pn0mAl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Z5pn0mAl8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Z5pn0mAl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Z5pn0mAl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Z5pn0mAl8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Z5pn0mAl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Z5pn0mAl8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Z5pn0mAl8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Z5pn0mAl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Z5pn0mAl8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Z5pn0mAl8

>>69042523
>>69042532
merry christmas lads

wonder if mum and dad wrapped a living breathing qtgf for me downstairs

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someone ordered some bokkles yeah? not a chance kid, not a chance

*eats the bread a little bit erotically*

When supper was ended, he took the cup. Again he gave you thanks and praise, gave the cup to his disciples, and said:

Take this all of you and drink from it: this is the cup of my blood, the blood of the new and everlasting covenant. It will be shed for you and for all so that sins may be forgiven. Do this in memory of me.

*downs the chalice and burps* oop safety haha

can't believe there's so many of us here on christmas

>>69042513
pbuh

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>i'm the ghost of 4chan past

Get rid of the royal family after the queen, Charles and everyone younger than him are too left wing

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>I'm an ardent Monarchist

>>69042568
Makes me gag at the thought

>>69042581
maybe he can only achieve orgasm by pooing himself as he wanks

>>69042581
i have memories of my parents coming into my room and telling me it stunk in here and then them opening a window

only recently reaslised what they were probably talking about

do not want it to happen again

>>69042594
*gives you attention*

>>69042597
just wanted to wish all the /brit/ boys a merry christmas

you lot are the people I have spent the most time with this year

>6th crimbo on the chan

>>69042603
bizarro rorke

>>69042585
fantano?

merry christmas lads

hope all is good

>>69042538

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodi_Fayed

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2bh the monarchy is outdated

remember cromwell thought it was silly nearly 400 years ago

>>69042553
>>69042494
>>69042442
>>69042412
>>69042406
>>69042365
>>69042281
>>69042278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmUKkBRkTxM

Merry Christmas plebians.

>>69042603

I think harry is a radical centrist

>>69042491
Who the fuck do you think you are telling me what I can and can't post on here, you jumped up little shit?

*sharts in the marts rather gleefully*

>>69042603

Willy and Harzard are pretty decent desu
But can not see charley boy as the king, if he does end up their ill still live for king and cunt but itll be strange

>>69042643
>working on christmas day
haha

wonder if the janny will be working over crimbo haha

would be pretty fucking sad lmao

Despise prince charles, makes a mockery of the institution

Charles never loved Diana, he always wanted to marry Camilla but she was considered too ugly to sire the royal heirs, so Charles was forced to spunk in Diana a couple of times

What a despicable joke these people are

>>69042655
it's christmas m8 can we all just get a long for the next 30 minutes

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>It's still christmas eve in America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xyjk4sDxnI

>>69042644
so that's why they killed her

>>69042648

The only good thing Cromy did was the Coldstream, everything else was a mistake

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This painting is the best British masterpiece in history.

Thoughts?

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cant beat a good meme haha

>>69042688
Can't you grab a kitchen knife and stick it in your neck?

>>69042676
he gets double time

Let us proclaim the mystery of faith:

A. Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come

B. Dying you destroyed our death, rising you restored our life. Lord Jesus, come in glory.

C. When we eat this bread and drink this cup, we proclaim your death, Lord Jesus, until you come in glory.

D. Lord, by your cross and resurrection you have set us free. You are the Savior of the world.

Father, we celebrate the memory of Christ, your Son. We, your people and your ministers, recall his passion, his resurrection from the dead, and his ascension into glory; and from the many gifts you have given us we offer to you, God of glory and majesty, this holy and perfect sacrifice: the bread of life and the cup of eternal salvation.

Look with favor on these offerings and accept them as once you accepted the gifts of your servant Abel, the sacrifice of Abraham, our father in faith, and the bread and wine offered by your priest Melchisedech.

Almighty God, we pray that your angel may take this sacrifice to your altar in heaven. Then, as we receive from this altar the sacred body and blood of your Son, let us be filled with every grace and blessing.

(Through Christ our Lord. Amen.)

>>69042689
Good

Christmas sucks

I'm very glad we're talking about the civil war

Cromwell can not be seen as either good or evil, he was in some grey area in between the two.

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>>69042689
>next week Europe will be a whole year ahead of America
good luck in 2017, you'll need it haha

Eat shit and die, lads.

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For christmas I want to be happy

>>69042748
'sheed

Thanks Phil

>>69042703
most of his reforms were destroyed once the restoration happened lad

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>>69042734
>history
>good/evil

Off yourself leaf.

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>parents telling me to spend some time with them all of today
>was enjoying the christmas 4chan bantz too much to care
>20 minutes ago got a knock at my door
>could you at least come downstairs for midnight, please anon, we really want to see you
>say yes
>instead stay in my room to see /brit/ reacting to christmas

christmas is quite literally on the 7th of january

>>69042597
/brit/ is my family

>Manchester/Liverpool = Irish = Colourful and gregarious

>Birmingham/Hull = English = Grey and autistic

>London = paki jihad/nigger grime

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Thanks Phil

Diana wasn't wearing her seatbelt silly bint

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Nice.

*organist cracks on*

*waits for everyone to come up and get their bread and wine*

not into all this religion nonsense but the Christmas mass on BBC radio is pure ASMR

>>69042779
what is christmas though?

the bible never even says when jesus was born

Thanks Phil

>>69042734
most of his actions were heroic and inherently good

all of the bad things can be excused as typical of the time

>>69042784

same la, plus me mam of course

>>69042794
why did princess diana cross the road?

because she wasnt wearing a seatbelt

>>69042805
this channel is so relaxing

>>69042676
the funniest thing is that he literally will

pmsl @ the thought

>no mom i can't come down for christmas dinner they're posting hat pictures again!

New

>>69042754
>>69042754
>>69042754

>>69042805
i watch his videos a lot when i'm hungry

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#BrexitMisogyny

we create our own reality

>>69042814
a celebration of the winter solstice adopted from pagan religions tbqh

who is phil?

Christmas lads Christmas lads Christmas Christmas Christmas lads

Think I shall crack open another bevvy to be quite fucking honest with you

hahahahahaha I came right on 00:00 to remi lacroix

Feels somewhat honourable, at least sublime

>>69042734

As a royalist i agree

>>69042805
was watching one of his videos from a dutch 1975 packet and he actually started eating it madman

>>69042819

his executing a king was immoral and wrong. Also it wasn't considered typical, it was a highly controversial decision

>>69042790
what would brits do without us?

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>>69042836
"no"

DO BUSES RUN ON CHRISTMAS LADSSS

1) we don't even know if jesus was real
2) if he was real he wasn't the son of god anyway
3) if he was real he wasn't even born on christmas

Hello lads

>>69042775
you're vile mate how could you let your poor mother down like that

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can't wait for some turkey tomorrow lads

>>69042895
No they drive like normal ahahahahahahahahshshahahsahshshs

>>69042790
Blackpool = white grime

>>69042903
Hello m8 :))))

>>69042913
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>>69042903

>>69042912
chicken is better than turkey

>>69042903
hello~

an islamist terrormonger broke into church and took us all hostage
going to have to postpone the mass

peas be with you

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>>69042790
>Birmingham = English

>>69042903
fuck off

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are 'isha is having a christmas meltdown

one too many egg nogs methinks

>>69042090
Haha I remember this and them taking the piss out of it on the ol' "'ave I got the news for you" show

>>69042960
More English than you, you big bloddy racist

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hopefully charles is so unpopular we can move towards abolishing the monarchy

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X M A S
M
A
S

>>69042972
hello herts

>>69042954
dw there should be an earthquake any minute so use that to escape

>>69042944
yeah but we still eat turkey on christmas cos thats the done thing and if you do otherwise fuck off ok

>>69042912
NO TURKEY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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>>69042790
BIRMINGHAM IS THE TRUE IRISH CAPITAL OF ENGLAND
YOUR POINT IS INVALID

>>69042898
What's Jesus got to do with Christmas mate?

>it's already 2017 in australia

>>69042974
poor aisha :(((((

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>>69042912

You mean 2day lad

>>69042775
what a despicable person

>>69042836
never understood this gimmick

>>69043007
almost 2018 desu

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>>69043007
It's Christmas in Britain too

>>69042997
i work just round the corner from there

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>>69042985
I want to see asuza's bum

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Can't wait to pull a few christmas crackers lads

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>>69042979

DELET THIS

YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE BLOODY CHOIR ON THAT ONE

>>69042775
lol christmas normies btfo

>>69042985
I thought loli was illegal in Britain

>>69042940
I miss kpop alot
post me a good tune

>>69043036
why don't yanks have christmas crackers

imagine the effort raising a child for half your life only for them to turn out to be an autistic /brit/ browsing runt

must feel like a massive waste of you life

Who here /suicide 2017/!!!

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>>69043050
Only if it's meant to represent underage girls

The K-On's are all adults

>>69043050
i don't think so

>>69042974
female problems

dont care

>>69043032
doxxed
love digbeth 2bh

>>69042903
alri

>>69043054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5wzkQvzp4c

I find it ironic that Satin only kills 10 people in the bible and God kills a shit ton more but yet Satin is viewed as the bad guy

Completely stuffed with chrissy food lads

Why do Americans use cling film as wrapping paper

christmas plans lads? gf's got the day off from her job as a pastry chef so i'm spending it with her and her pet eel

>>69043101
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assessment_and_Qualifications_Alliance

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If you don't wear one of these on christmas you're a pleb

>>69043063

can't be worse than having a drug addict dropout child

besides, besides our social retardation I get the sense many /brit/posters are educated law abiding, and going to be alright in the end

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Nice.

Why don't Brits put their presents in the fridge?

>>69043054
I don't have the slightest idea about kpop

you SHOULD know that

I want to be a normie and do normie things and be all extrovert and stufffff

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>tfw the Romans celebrated the 25th of December too just without le jolly present-giving fat man or le farm jew baby

bet it was a fucking raunchy time of year in the Empire

>>69043057
because we hate Jesus

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>>69042090

Allahu Akbar

>>69043125
*farts*

on the first day of runtmas, my true love gave to me... a partridge in a pear tree

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here's for todays hatposting

>>69043122
>wearing only one
confirmed for being shit at pulling crackers

aunt and uncle's cat died today, cousin says he's going to bring a black girl to christmas dinner tomorrow, i'm going to wear a haawaiian shirt

stay tuned for more developments

how many messages did you get on your phone/normie media wishing you a merry christmas?

0 here

>>69043125
>/brit/posters are educated law abiding, and going to be alright in the end
I am none of these

>>69043139
got my dad a cheese board and it is in the fridge

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I'll be so sad when an old lady who lived a life of exceptional unearned privilege and wealth dies at a very advanced age, even though there are old people dying every day in loneliness and despair and fear and I never think about them.

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>>69043164

No war just melon desu

>>69043200

go to scotland and use the free education bill

>>69043190
None because I have no friends lol!!

>>69043190
5 lads in a group chat, 4 in another and 3 in another plus snapchats hahaha

just finished watching interstellar

merry christmas lads

>>69043164
that's so disrespectful

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Well lads, what are yous all getting off santy?

>>69043172
you don't count

>>69043125
>tfw drug addict /brit/ poster with a degree

where did it all go so right

>>69043219
nah fuck that can't be arsed

>>69043190
zero (0(none(nada)))

>>69043190
0

>>69043189
on the edge of me seat lad

>>69043190
all my friends are muslim so zero

>>69043190
mom sent me a picture of the dog with a christmas sweater but no attached message, thats it

>>69043190
all my friends are dead so zero

>>69043140
I have FORGOTTENB

I only came to wish everyone
a merry christmas
and a happy new kpo year

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>>69043235

Dunno yet, still waiting for him to show up so i can skank him desu

Abdullah II bin Al-Hussein (Arabic: عبد الله الثاني بن الحسين, ʿAbdullāh aṯ-ṯānī ibn Al-Ḥusayn; born 30 January 1962) has been King of Jordan since 1999 upon the death of his father King Hussein. Abdullah is considered to be the 41st generation direct descendant of the Islamic Prophet Muhammad,

>>69043189
>bringing a black girl into the house
does he have no respect for his family?

>>69043235
All I want for chritmas is (You)s

>>69043152
merry saturnalia, ave caesar

>>69043265
I'm scared when you're not here x

>>69043190

I've got a load of Happy Christmas's from random shits on Trackmania.

Otherwise none.

>>69043190
1 from maman that I shall not be responding to

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>>69043190
>tfw too smart to have friends

>>69043282
>>69043282
>>69043282
>>69043282
there ya go

>>69043278

could be worse, she could be irish.

>>69043235
mum's paying for my Irish passport