/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

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>why yes I am """"spanish""", not m*xican

>>69040151
Why are Canadians so edgy? Either you guys are fucking hardcore white nationalists or left wing nu-male cucks

Muh privilege!!

>>69040237
what's wrong? it's grandmas heat pad doily for tea

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i forgot i had made a heritage autism pic

rate my heritage

4 hours till christmas buds

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>>69040283
Oh nothing is going on buddy I mean what would be? 1488 gas the kikes race war now
Also I'll post this completely unrelated pic

>>69040329
youre about 5 hours off

>>69040237
>>69040255
>>69040329
>>69040349
your flag may have red white and blue but youre not allowed
shoo shoo

>>69040349
what kind of tea do you like

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>tfw when you dance out a swastika for a hockey game intro in Moscow

fucking ru**ians never recovered

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I'm sorry I'm drunk. I'm sorry.

>>69040480
XD

>>69040472
was this around war time? sports get memetastic in those times

>>69040406
you installed pinochet so it's yor responsability now

>>69040480
don't lie, but lay down and drink more

>>69040480
HAHA DAS IZ FUNI MAN HAHAHHA XDDDDDD

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How's /cum/ been today? My first time posting all day.

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>There are Nazis posing as Americans posting in this very thread!

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>>69040539
No, in the 2000's, but the ru**ians still flipped their shit and complained to the EU

>>69040639
>and complained to the EU
so your country trolls Russia when able? that's cute

>>69040608
me too! i am also excited to know

>>69040503
>>69040562
>>69040576
What is this? I'm serious.

>>69040472
why? it means "good fortune" that's it

>>69040716
be our friend

Merry Christmas to everyone except blue-collared workers.

>>69040685
We do

Russia complains and tries to sue us every 16th march when we commemorate the Latvian waffen SS divisions (Latvian Legion)

They even tried to start shit when we had a Christmas decoration in the shape of Latvian pagan symbol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8mrninA7F0

>>69040748
I think something happened between the years 1939 and 1945

>>69040761
thank you i don't work at all tho

>>69040748
Every Latvian is a fascist in the eyes of a russian

>>69040759
I AM your friend. I usually lurk your thread and post here.

Help lads my ass is bleeding

>>69040790
hmmm WWII are a small detail in the world history no need to blow things out of proportions
hitler did nothing wrong

What did you get for christmas homeboys?

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>>69040785
i've been looking into some of the pagan symbols actually, they're pretty cool.

it's funny Russia of all countries gets mad at you about it.

On vacation in Mexico lads

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>>69040908
Christmas is tomorrow, bud
It's still 6 PM

>>69040908
a sick ass book, perfume, some clothes and other minor stuff

>>69040850
good

I love you, friend. Merry Christmas.

bowlcuts are stylish

>>69040908
K-on season 1 and 2, Music books, money

>>69040908
ask again in 12 hours or so

>>69040976
>K-on season 1 and 2
post pics

>>69040927
Russia destroyed its cultural heritage when the Reds came to power. Welcome to communism

>>69040850
so how is life in mongolia?
>>69040822
russia don't matter anymore they are trying to play tough from time to time but they lost face a while ago and nobody quiet respect them as before so we know your cool and that's what matters

>>69040908
Haven't opened most of my stuff but my gf got me a ponguins jagr hockey sweater. I am happy

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>>69040927
Ru**ians on 4chinks may act like they dont care about the "poor" baltic lads, but in real life ru**ians get pissed at every minor thing we do and try to sue us in the EU civil rights court or something

>>69040908
Mein Deutschkumpel! Wie geht es dir!? Merry Christmas!

>>69040954
>>69040976
>>69041041
nice

>>69040953
>>69040990
will do

stupid ass brainless neighbors man i swear it's a fucking storm going on outside and these idiots are setting up a party outside they think puting improvised roofs of tarpaulin to cover the tables is going to fix everything
oh but that stupid ass music and beer can not be lackin huh? fucking garbage of people

>>69041060
Alles bestens bei mir, bis gerade gut gegessen und den Abend mit der Familie verbracht.

>>69041124
Dude its Christmas, no need to be upset!

>>69040908
Epiphone sg :^)

got way to drunk last night. thinking about giving the rest of my gin to the homeless guy but i'm worried thats just fucking him over too.
>>69041124
spooky. i'm sitting here listening to disgusting mariachi music from the cholos next door and its raining here too

>>69040964
Merry christmas to you too!

>>69041040
My flag is actually a finnish flag but it's pretty good life here in Lapland of Finland. How are you?

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>>69040927

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>>69041025

>>69041190
>mariachi
amateurs, if you really wanna go full annoying mexican jerk you'd put ´´corridos´´

So now you have to explain me why some us Anons already opened they presents and some will open in 12 hours.
Very weird

>>69041124
Do you guys have this tradition where a firefighter dressed as Santa rides on top of a firetruck and throws candy to the kids outside on Christmas Eve?

>>69041233
congragulations
which k would you on?

>>69041202
i am good thank you
i know you guys dont like small talks so i just want to tell you that i love kimi raikonen and he is my hero thank you for making him

>>69041243
i just googled corridos and thats absolutely what they're listening too, plus they have a kareoke machine so occasionally i have to listen to a little tone-deaf girl struggle through a fireworks or shake it off despite her having no where near enough english to actually do so

>>69041297
Mugi or Ritsu

>>69041245
explain pls, very important

>>69041139
Das hört sich gut an. Hast du von deiner Freundin gehört (wenn du der Deutscher, wovon ich denke)?

good taste

>>69040406
You Fuck off M8!?!?

>>69041350
its okay, Jesus died for your sins

>>69041368
I haven't heard of any Americans opening presents on the 24th

>>69041350
>not mio
Shiggy

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>>69041390
>>69041350

alright you lovable cunts

i am officially out of beers and other alcohol, it's time to finally sleep since it's almost 2 am

see you, pals

>>69041245
we are now and tommorow crazy shit bro picture you take at lunch time now and you land somewhere and you check the clock again and you notice its still lunch time you might aswell have lunch twice

lol captcha thinks toilets are "indoor seating"

>>69041391
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO MORROCO ACHMED
B U I L D W A L L

>>69041462
i have a 4chan pass

>>69041415
Well some American Anons just told me about their presents ITT!
Thats why im asking

>>69041451
nn latvia
don't dream of swastikas in ur sleep

>>69041368
when i was a kid we usually got to open one little thing on christmas eve, it was usually pajamas and a movie so we'd go the fuck to sleep. plus we did all the family stuff on the 24th, so all the presents from grandparents and such were given then.

Dumb stormfront captcha

>>69041304
Lets hope good shit for him for the next season? And Bottas?

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>>69041504
>don't dream of swastikas

>>69041502
Then I have no idea, sorry. Have you heard from your Asian chick yet?

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>i have a 4chan pass
*vapes*

>>69041586
>>69041376
WTF IM NOT FOOT KRAUT!

>>69041513
Interesting

>>69041587
hello algeria

>>69041587
u jelly?

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>>69041609
His name is foot kraut? But anyways, sorry I didn't realize

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Early Merry Christmas friends, its been a phenomenal year

>>69041548
i am pretty butthurt about Valtteri Bottas because he is just too good on keeping his positions and won't let kimi overtake
he is wasting his time at williams since they don't have the budget to win he migh as well sign for ferrari when kimi is gone or for redbull when Mercedes invevitably takes verstapen which could have been done when Roseberg retired what a loser!

>>69041673
Well I dont know tbqh, but foot kraut is mentioned frequently in /cum/.
Maybe its him

>>69041619
hello texas-chan how are you?
>>69041625
uh no why would i get mad at someone who pays to shitpost? it's silly

>tfw we havnt made a /cum/ christmas card for the other generals since 2014

can we all agree the letter Z is called zee and not zed?

>>69041798
Good it's 3 hours unil christmas, so how about you?

>>69041808
They suck besides balt

>>69041732
No idea, but he better get online

>>69041885
it is already chritmas but its haram
sendhelp.jpg and gifts

>>69041935
no thx

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It's our year

>tfw you can use the "i'm jewish" lie this year because hanukah is on christmas

>>69040232
Delet this

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>>69041963

>>69041912
what about /bantz/?

>>69041912
What about /deutsch/?

>>69041912
>hating on based /asean/ and /eire/

>>69042004
What about /bantz/

>>69041978
The Jewish kids that I knew still celebrated Christmas (the lucky fucks, two holidays in one month).

mom gave me 200 dollars through facebook for christmas on the condition i use it to get a good christmas dinner. jokes on her its all going to weed and ice cream cake.

>>69042041
thats bullshit. my birthday is the 29th and we just didn't celebrate it. spoiled little kikes.

>>69042050
how mucho does a gram of weed cost in the US?

>>69042050
200 dollars for dinner

I just ate a bunch of cheese and now I am pooping

https://youtu.be/I66i4SVByEA

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Hey, CANADA UNITED STATES AND MEXICO, HERE IS MY PRESENT FOR YOU.
REMEMBER YOU ARE HERE FOREVER.

who was president before barack?

>>69042160
Al gore

>>69042050
yeah mom, i'm getting ""girl scout cookies"" heh

>>69042117
10-20 bucks. i gotta get my med card though, thats 50 plus another 100 or so for a quarter at the dispensary
>>69042132
she didn't mean all of it.

mom didn't give me nothing should i go claim my 200 dinnars?

>>69042160
I was.

>>69042160
bush you big dummy

>>69042270
absolutely.

>>69042223
You should spend it on shrooms dude, or both weed and shrooms but not ecstasy, ecstasy is for neckbeard rave faggots

>>69042277
>unironically replying to mexico except bajachan

>>69042385
You seem to be VERY rude Algeria, dont know what to think of you

>>69042334
no. fuck shrooms. god damn nightmare fuel is all that shit is. the only time i ever had an actual hallucination was on shrooms and that little bitch from the ring would walk towards me in my peripheral vision, whenever i tried to look she'd dissapear and the come back and start coming towards me again.

we were all sitting around a fire and i didn't want to talk about it for some reason, then my friend started crying and my other friend started laughing hysterically it was the most unsettling thing i've ever seen and i once watched a man machete a deer in the face.

>>69042446
idk either i am confuse
>>69042323
do you think i should buy more kittens with that money? do kitten stocks go up on christmas

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>>69042463
Damn Daniel, maybe you should try peyote if you live in the southwest, I never had it but it's supposed to be good

>>69042160
Saint Dubya

>>69042142
I wouldn't have it any other way

I hate Christmas movies
The Santa Clause is so fucking gay

>>69042665
was home alone a christmas movie?

>>69042680
Die Hard was

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>>69042385

Test

>>69042385
>not ironically replying to Mexicans
I don't think you're doing this right

its fucking hailing. i thought california was warm year round? my dog is terrified.

>>69042791
Your dog is a pussy cat

>>69042791
>. i thought california was warm year round?
That has nothing to do with hail

>>69042756
oh that sucks your still mexican
test failed

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>>69042680
>mfw my aunt has home alone on tv

>>69042825
really? isn't it just ice? also they say it might snow too. i'm pissed regardless and doggo is thorougly unimpressed with the weather.

Santa Claus is cumming to town...

>>69042862
hhahahahahhaha i wonder how macaulay culkin sounds in mexicans must be fucking hillarious

>>69042875
Hail is when water gets trapped in updrafts and freezes because it's so high in the atmosphere. It usually happens during thunderstorms

I'd like some snow though. It's 50 degrees here

>>69042854
Morocco would be the Mexico of North Africa if it wasn't a Islamic nation.

>>69042924
>unironically replying to a Mexican except Baja

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>>69042862
>tfw my wizard powers are working
What is that creepy mask on the left?

>>69042988
thats a traditional mexican christmas day death mask. in mexico christmas is celebrate by the matiarch wearing that mask and killing a child. afterwards she sprinkles a little coke on him and blames a rival cartel. this tradition is what keeps the drugs moving and trains on time.

>>69042973
you seem hella butthurt in an amusing way i admit

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>>69043042

>>69042941
i agree

>tfw cheese and jalapeño tamales for dinner
Hnggggh

>>69043141
t.El ChicANO

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>>69042988
>What is that creepy mask on the left?
The moon

>>69043196
will you take a pic of your aunts glorious bunda? she looks like a stone cold fox in those photos.

>>69043270
she is fat and brown you don't want to see that

>>69043141
sounds nasty 2bh

>>69043327
don't tell me what i want to see. you know what else is fat and brown? the american dream you al-qaeda lovin, freedom hatin bitch.

>>69043380
>The American Dream is brown
What

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Why are brits so ugly /cum/?

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Get ready boys

We're gonna show those brits a thing or two

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>>69043380
wow chill that's a bit uncalled for and factually not true
wtf i hate my amrican bf now

>>69043270
No
>>69043327
Ain't this fella annoying

>>69043489
he is right too

>>69043457
Inbreeding

>>69043397
he must be referring to fat brown cock

>>69043552
O-oh

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Been passing a kidney stone for over a week.

Moved into my bladder 2 days ago, ending severe renal colic, but causing a serious case of the burning dick

Finally just pee'd it out boys. Best i've felt in a week tbqh.

Pic very related

>>69043628
Wtf is that cancer??

>>69043628
A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

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Wew

>>69043628
merry christmas kidney stone. what does it feel like to pass one? i thought you were supposed to get them removed surgically. is your urethra permenately stretched

>>69043628
true christmassu miracre
glad things are going well for you chinaman!

who /longhorn/ here?

>>69043684
actually its aids

>>69043628
How old are you?

1 minute of silence for the chicken i just ate pls

>>69043760
Reporting

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not memeing but seriously. if you had a daughter that looked like this i dont see how you could never think about fucking her.

vid related, i feel for that guy. my gf wants kids but i'm terrified i'd want to fuck my daughter at some point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaNRhtip6S4 [Embed]

>>69043684
No, it's a kidney stone, mine are made of uric acid formations from eating too much shellfish and animal protein.
Lean game meat (mostly deer, moose, rabbit, squirrel, and pheasant) and fish are the bulk of my diet.

>>69043846
you should change your diet then. passing those things can't be good for you pud, bud

>>69043846
>no seal

Hmm

Good night Anons, final thoughts:

>good threads
>merry Christmas to every one
>hope you have a good time with family/alone
>this algerian poster, dont know what to think about him
>In n Out > Whataburger

>>69043731
Thanks Jean-Pierre Muhammed. Joyeux Noël

>>69043690
It's like my urinary tract gave me an early gift

>>69043730
Peeing it out is mostly painless, happens in less than a second. Doesn't effect the urethra at all. But, when travelling through the tube between kidney and bladder, called the ureter, it is one of the most painful things known to medical science. On par with unmedicated childbirth.
Surgery is very rare (there are a number of non-surgical ways to break them up) but those are only needed in extreme and rare cases.

>>69043787
26

>>69043897
I occasionally eat flipper pie but it's rare

>>69043895
I plan to tbqh

>>69043991
just to clear things up you oversensitive piece of shit
FUCK YOU
i hope this helped you make up your mind faggot

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>just to clear things up you oversensitive piece of shit
>FUCK YOU
>i hope this helped you make up your mind faggot

hmmm really gets my noodle movin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcest55-3M8

>>69044064
you need to drink more water

>>69044064
What do you think caused it so I can avoid it?

Do you drink a lot of soda or eat too much salt?

>>69044064
merci beaucoup Joyeux Noël a toi aussi

>>69044119
I actually drink a lot of water, it's my mass consumption of animal protein that causes them.

>>69044121
See above. But lots of things can cause them. Soda, foods rich in oxalate like spinach or bran, genetics, dehydration, etc.
I don't drink much soda, but I do drink a lot of beer and whisky, which doesn't help.


>>69044131
Merci, t'es un bon gars pêh

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>>69040151
> mfw my co-workers think I'm vaping to quit smoking
> mfw I've never touched a cigarette in my life
Why are new co-workers such Plebs? No one starts smoking anymore unless they literally want to die.

>>69044308
> mfw my co-workers think I'm vaping to quit smoking
> mfw I've never touched a cigarette in my life
> 0mg pleb
so why did you start vaping?

>>69044200
Poor people who probably voted for Trump and complain about "muh factory jobs".

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>so why did you start vaping?

>>69044200
that'd be me.

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>>69043457
>brits
>ugly
>not having a slagfu

>>69044408
don't even try it buster
i am in no mood

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Sup dudes

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>don't even try it buster
>i am in no mood

>>69040297
Sorry about your Dad :(
Pretty cool your great grandparents are on your dad's side were on opposing sides of wwii kek
I don't know anything about my grandparents let alone great grandparents

>>69044478
Okay, do me next

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>>69043822
Female fashion is so fucked nowadays. I don't mind skin, but it's all meant to tantilise and sexualise. I'd prefer nakedness to tartiness.

I realised I never want to reproduce because girls grow up to be sexy and boys grow up to be douches or cucks, and no matter how good my offspring were, they'd disappoint me in a thousand little ways and it would gnaw at me.

The human race is too imperfect for me to want to create more.

Also, I'd probably rape it if it were female, and beat it to death if it were male.

>>69044527
Sorry f.am, that's enough for tonight

>>69044527
he only loves me

>>69044527
You have to say something this fucking vaping atheist neckbeard will take offense to.

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>>69044552

>>69044402
Whats wrong with wanting to revitalize and maintain american industry

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me 2night desu

I hope all the jobs go overseas so I have an excuse to not work

>>69044591
If it's not the Chinese, it'll be machines that take their jobs. It would be nice if middle America would join the 21st century and learn to develop new technologies.

>>69044620
Just move to the Maritimes

>>69044655
how'd that first semester of college go?

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Kanada

>>69044687
I've already graduated with a university degree, fuckwad.

>>69044655
Lolno

t. Maritimes

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>>69044655
>CHYNA
Trump's gonna tear up the TPP.

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I hate when relatives ask about college at family get-togethers so much

What do they think goes on there?

>>69044699
How'd that """degree""" in gender studies go?

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>>69044570
>>>69044552 (You)
Fine, here (You) go

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You'll cowards don't even vape nicotine.

I regret voting for Trump now that I've seen his cabinet desu

>>69044708
The Maritimes are drowning in debt and bleeding jobs.

>>69044725
Companies have been manufacturing in China way before TPP. It won't change anything.

>>69044750
Engineering, retard.

>>69044591
I have a problem with how he's going about doing it

>>69044725
>Trump's gonna tear up the TPP.
The TPP is designed to contain CHYNA, not help it

>>69044731
>Did ya join the anime club yet, nerd? Hahahah

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post doggos. mine does not get enough compliments

>>69044785
Yes but I'm not gonna tell them that

>>69041227
pretty

>>69044800
why is your doggo sad?

>>69044591
Its better to install a universal basic income instead.

>>69044800
>shitty camera and human mug in the picture

No complement for you, mister.

>>69044831
This so much

>>69044831
No

>>69044830
she's confused because she can see herself on the computer

>>69044831

Get the fuck out dirty commie.

>>69044854
Why?
It'd be good for us

>>69044831
why?

>>69044800
very cute dog

>>69044867
No

>>69044831
Absolument dégoûtant

>>69044867
Americans man, they fucking hate the poor.

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>>69044838

>>69044892
I don't get it
Do they not want a higher standard of living?

Anyone ever worked with drug users? Addiction clinic sort of thing.

>>69044800
go wash that dirt off your chin, hippy.

>>69044892
Or you could understand that that wouldn't work in a country where the brown half is being supported financially by the white half

>>69044892
implying that would help the poor

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>>69044800
Just got my new pupper a few days ago. Name is Everest

>>69044782
Why don't you head back down to Burgerstan and face what you did?

You idiots voted for the only thing less trustworthy than a politician: a salesman. I did sales, and it's all about convincing people to give you what you're want. The customer is a fucking chump. You need $$$ for a new suit.

>>69044831
sacrebleu! je ne comprends pas ton poste
mais c'est mauvais apparement

>>69044914

ur mom was addic1ed 1o my dick.

>>69044930
>free money deposited every month
>bad for poor
uh...

>>69044935
excellent pupper

>>69044911
>implying that would raise the standard of living

>>69044951
Moron

>>69044897
Cute doggo. What Breed is he?

>>69044946
is that s no, Pablo? i just want to get an idea of what to expect

why mom won't let me get a doggo inside the house?

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>>69044927

>>69044951
>housing sky rockets
>everything else follows
besides there's no such thing as free money

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>>69044946
oh shit. shots fired

>>69044958
I get food stamps every month and I'd say it helps me a lot

>>69044951
Poor people need jobs, not a permanent welfare state

Guess what I got for Christmas lads

>>69044951
you know the drug overdose thing happening due to contaminated drugs? the bursts of it occur when welfare checks come in.

>>69045015
Brother

>>69044987
>blacks only 13% population
Really makes you think

>>69044975
shiba inu.

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>mfw I wish someone a Merry Christmas
>mfw I know they're Jewish but did it anyway

>>69045000
how do those work? they work at most grocery stores?

>>69044987
>whites are 62% of the population and they use 40% of the welfare
>blacks are 13% of the population and they use 26% of the welfare
Nice rebuttal

>>69045000
I didn't ask and I don't care

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>>69045020
>mfw you think you can just exchange foodstamps for heroin
How's it feel to be brainwashed by GOP memes friendo?

>>69045032
i do this to turban people

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>>69044985
Because Muslims have irrational dislike for dogs?

Maybe she thinks you aren't responsible enough.

>>69045039
they're not really stamps its like a debit card

>>69045015
a ps4 pro with playstation vr?

>>69043628
I've had two, pissed both out. Shooting it out of your benis is no where near as bad as when it's stuck.

I wanted to die. At least I had a lot of left over vicodin.

>>69045039
I get $200 to spend on food every month
Works at most all stores on food items I buy

>>69045000
Canada has food stamps? Are you sure?

>>69044985
She won't let you inside the house?

>>69045051
follow the post chain and think about what you did in the corner

>>69045080
I'm in Maine but my flag shows up as Leaf
Feels bad

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>>69045065
I already have a PS4~

>>69045079
Which province? How poor do you have to be?

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who /all alone and listening to anime christmas music/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu5lrJtteWE

>>69045051
>welfare
>tanif
they give those junkie moms cold hard cash

>>69045029
that's the doge breed you should feed her more
they are cuter when they get fat

Taco taco taco

>>69045079
Is it actual cash? I've never applied for that stuff.

Wonder if I can while I'm looking for work.

>>69045100
but do you have the plasyation vr headset?!?!
didn't think so

>>69045100
A copy of doax3 and some tissue

>>69045133
Idk how it works in Canada
I just have a card that refills every month

>>69045052
Good lad

>>69045058
its not hate i do have a dog but always sit in the backyard
she says doggos are dirty but don't mind kittens which shit on the carpet i don't get it
>>69045090
no she don't like doggos

>>69045067
I was taking toradol, buscapam, and tylenol III. It really is hell

>>69045113
i live in california so she doesn't get as furry as they usually do. they're not really fat just fluffy in the other pictures. peopl also comb them to make them look even fluffier.

Mexico is white.

>>69045147
how'd you get it?

>>69045099
I live in Maine sometimes, Washington County.

>>69045236
Applying online
Then I had a like 5min phone interview
Then it came in the mail a few days later

i got triggered today

>>69044987
You posted this before. Those are just one kind of welfare program and still show nonwhites at higher rates.

For all forms of government assistance, 42% of blacks receive them, 36% hispanics of any race 13% of whites.

These programs include SNAP, medicaid, SSI and housing assistance like Section 8

>>69045270
i'm sorry but you're not allowed to rape white women. it has nothing to do with your race.

>>69045270
Why?

>>69045264
inderasting

Thank you, anon.

>>69045270
where's the bomb????

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>>69045133
We don't have food stamps, at least not in NB (I know Inuits get sone kind of food subsidy to offset the cost of $30 peanutbutter jars and $105 water bottles). The government just gives you a monthly cheque for all your bills.

>>69045214
that must be it there should be a cream or a spray to apply on the skin to make her fluffier i remember when the vet shaved my cat for an operation he then gave me spray that helps heal the wound as well as growing hair around it...it does miracles

>>69045303
an american was kissin a cute mex girl on the turistic zone

Currently avoiding dish washing. Every year we have dinner at my dad's side tonight, at my grandma's. She has a dishwasher that has never been used. It is from the 80s at least.

>>69045355
Do you wish you were the one smooching the American

>>69045355
Oh

I-I can kiss you if you want

>>69045105
yes

>>69045413
>>69045413
>>69045413
newww

>>69045339
>$105 water bottles
>its just a 24 pack of nestle purified water
jesus fucking christ

>>69045428
heavy brand name garbage is costly up there

>>69045428
Teachers there make in excess of 150k a year

>>69045428
It happens in remote communities of Alaska too. In winter goods have to be flown in by ice pilots. Water weighs a lot so it costs a lot to ship.
Only the white people servicing the eskimo communities pay that much, the eskimos get a subsidy.
(The whites can afford it, I have a friend in Nunuvat, he is a highschool teacher, his wife is a social worker, they make $250k annually, government pays them a shitload to live in the Arctic and deal with eskimos)

>>69045510
rent and jobs are better up there, so i guess it evens out