/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

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>>69045413
A nazi santa
delete this!

first for
>tfw no gf

>>69045413
cousin talked to me yesterday in a familiar dinner and told me her sister wants to have a child with her couple but they don't want to get a random donor.
she """hypothetically""" asked me how would I feel if they asked me to be the sperm donor, I said it'd be okay as long as I were absent in the child's first years of life and with a legal document that bans me from taking any legal action with the child in case I went all paternal and shit.
What would you do /cum/? I'm sweating bullets right now.

Third for tfw no bf

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>>69045444
is this better?

>>69045475
no, now I triggered, I will call janny, and the ACLU and the southern poverty law center on you.

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Time to unwrap my presents

this year blew

i predicted 9/11 and didn't warn anyone

>>69045514
I'll take the one on the right, you can have the lesbo.

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>>69045501
What's aclu?

>>69045514
>opening presents on christmas eve
its not fair!

>>69045561
American Civil Liberties Union

It's exceptionally leftist

>>69045514
no lewd posting
>>69045561
https://www.aclu.org/
group of lawyers that help prosecute anything that violates peoples rights based on discrimination of any prejudicial type.

my grandmother just said "anon doesn't have any social skills" and "I hope he isn't watching porn on the computer all day"

>>69045584
>>69045595
so a group of jews that tries to sue people for whatever reasons

>>69045561
Kike lawyers

bought 200 tokens on mfc and now my banks fraud dept is trying to calling but i'm too embarrassed to admit it was a legit purchase.

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HOPE I GET A NEW GUN FOR CHIRSSYMAS

>>69045612
tell her this one is for her
>>69045618
yeah, that basically is what we call lawyers.

>>69045612
take the L pham

>>69045555
All 2D lesbians are weak to the dick.

>>69045618
Yeah

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>>69045633
yep that is as Tennesseean as one gets

>>69045612
I am sorry.

>>69045651
Overwatch is a 3D game though.

>>69045674
""""""""3D"""""""""

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>he doesn't celebrate Christmas

Can't be trusted imo

I really want soft serve ice cream rn

>>69045633
i hope my grandpa gives me his ar-15 for christmas
were going shooting tomorrow so i'm crossing my fingers

>>69045720
Are you the guy that has the nugget?

>>69045735
i wish

>>69045708
true

>>69045708
Are non-Christians really people though?

>>69045674
2D just means anime and videogames

3DPD is real

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There's this graffiti at my cousin's house lmao

>>69045708
define "celebrate"

why is /cum/ so slow america is literally most of this site

>>69045612
tell her at least your not going to die soon

>>69045869
its christmas eve and /cum/ has the most normies of any general.

>>69045865
kids used to do this when I was little

>>69045869
It's the 24th

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>>69045708
>celebrating a dead kike on a stick

>>69045901
>>69045888
i wasn't born yesterday guys this thread is like 1/3 the speed of /brit/ year round

>>69045904
Delet this, he was your savior too

give me attention

>>69045904
t. Mohammed Ali Ahmed "gas the arabs, berber pride worldwide" Al-Arabiya

>>69045842
Nope.

>>69045869
It's Christmas Eve and North Americans actually celebrate Christmas.

>>69045869
/int/ is a yuropoor/3rd world containment board, most americans don't touch this place

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>>69045904
Flag disregarded.

>>69045921
>>69045921
like i said, /cum/ is full of normies. its always slow on weekends and holidays.

>>69045735
doesn't everyone have a nugget?

>>69045921
Because a large number of Bongs exclusively browse /brit/. Most Americans are too busy falling for bait threads to browse /cum/

One of my wisdom teeth is coming out and I can't open my mouth properly
It's extremely frustrating

>>69045929
post Christmas content

preferably with nazis in it

>>69045904
No more please

>>69045921
US doesn't need a general. This site is our general.

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>>69045952
I don't

>>69045921
its a much smaller, closer and more personal general

Who's the best composer of classical music, and why is it Dvořák?

>>69045994
>Dvořák
>

>>69045958
All of my wisdom teeth came out when I was 11 and it didn't hurt me at all

I got lucky

Canada and New Zealand have my least favorite posters

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>>69045921
cara

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>>69046025

>>69046024
Shit that's lucky
I'm 23 I wasn't able to eat a burger today because I couldn't open my mouth enough
I had to eat it like a gay Brit with a knife and fork

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>>69045971
>>69045956
>>69045946
>>69045942
>>69045940
I'm currently snorting cocaine and have wanked 4 times in a row. I feel absolutely fucking fantastic. Think I might spend some time here. Opinions? Side question: how much is cocaine in murrca? I bought 3.5 grams for £200

>>69045980
are they still cheap there? they are about $175~ here

>>69045994
>Dvořák
>not Bach or Mozart
you know he just emulated these guys

>>69046065
You guys are alright but New Z*aland is literally trash

>>69046073
i only buy it like twice a year but its 100/gram. VERY good chance the dudes ripping me off though but the shits pure at least.

>>69046073
>snorting cocaine by yourself on christmas eve

nigger go to a bar or something at least

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>>69046073
why would you spend all that money when you could just drink some tap water?

SANTA ISNT REAL

Hello /cum/
Is it okay if i post here for tonight

>>69046076
No idea, I haven't really looked into it

>>69045865
the first time I saw this I thought htey were writing H2O and if was a kiddie gang that called themselves water

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>>69046087

>>69046073
why are you with your family?

that's a depressing way to spend Eve

>>69046103
I snorted coke on Christmas with friends last year

>>69046073
>>69046073
ocaine is such a bullshit drug. its so expensive and lasts like 15mins. just smoke crack like a man.

>>69046116
Welcome to /cum/. Cause no trouble.

>>69046114
he's traveling right now, you're wrong

>>69046133
key phrase is "with friends"

>>69046149
Thank you friend

>>69046116
>>69046116
Only if you denounce socialism/communsim and you like guns

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>>69046116
only for tonight since its christmas

>>69046116
All are welcome tonight.

>>69046138
t. no teeth havin ass nigga

>>69046103
all my friends have gone home until tomorrow night but the guy we buy off won't be about on christmas day so i bought £800 worth today for the party tommorow and i had a line in my car and it just spiralled out of control. shits ofcuk ed up i'm so horny but i can't get my dick hard i've came with a soft dick like 4 times in a row

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bASvwP2U_m8

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WHY AREN'T YOU FAGS WAITING FOR JIZZUS?
SHAME ON YOU

>>69046175
crack is exactly the same as coke, fa m. its really not that bad for you.

>>69046200
Oh shit, completely forgot about him

ban guns for christmas xx

>>69046214
>crack is exactly the same as coke
not really. crack has to be synthesized with all sorts of shit
cocaine doesn't it just needs to be turned into a paste and dried
that's why you can get large amounts of crack out of a little amount of cocaine

guns for everyone in the name of Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour

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>tfw no more word captchas
>tfw no more goofy captcha comics

>>69046294
made correctly crack has the exact same effect and chemical make up of cocaine.

What does FOY mean?

Ban Brits for Christmas xx

>>69046294
crack is literally just fucking baking soda and water with cocaine you moron you think all those fuckign stupid niggers cooking it up in their shitholes know dick all about chemistry

ban guns

Ban Algerians

Can't believe 1995 was already 20 years ago

>>69046339
Now you've overstayed your welcome.

ban burgers

>>69046365
I'm gonna fucking kill you, Waheeb

>>69046355
The original Matrix movie came out 17 years ago.

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>>69046358
>>69046375
wow why americans can't handle the bantz? lmafo

i was born in 1989, i am the oldest man on 4chan. fact

>>69046396
9/11 was 10 years ago

>>69046355
>donkey kong 64 came out 18 years after the original Donkey Kong
>2017 will be DK64 18 anniversary

I wonder if kids today will feel the same way when i played the original dk in frantic factory

>this game is so shit and so old.

>>69046430
15 mate.

>>69046419
Because burger is my Constitutional right

>>69046447
No it was 10

>>69046447
2006 was ten years ago

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>>69046425
1990

>>69046321
enable legacy captchas

i was born in 1992, i am the oldest man on 4chan. fact

I was born in 2003, I am the oldest woman on 4chan. Fact

>>69046483
i was born in 90.

>>69046483
>man

first christmas all by myself guys

sega stopped making consoles 20 years go

>>69046504
pls be in London

i was born in 2012 and what is this? Fact.

>>69046516
at least you have us

>>69046516
I'll coe spend Christmas with you

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how do I get a qt fundie gf lads?

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>american tv producers

>>69046516
what's it like?

LOLs mean very little to me
When I respond to a post with LOL chances are I'm not laughing at all

>>69046544
>>69046553
sad part is I finally have a really solid group of friends and I just started dating my best friend. for the first time I can remember I've actually been happy. but I'm alone on christmas eve.

>>69046585
>american first "ladies"

>>69046585
>*burp* uggghhhh...

>>69046480
It's all street signs and numbers, you can't make anything clever with them.

>>69046601
did you tell anyone? my family would take in "strays" all the time growing up.

>>69046601
Where's your gf?

>>69046601
same here f am. have a gf, moved across the country but she's gone for christmas and i'm here alone.

test

Have you ever seen a Governor in real life?

>>69046601
as far i'm concerned its just another day

>>69046665
A governor came to my school when I was a kid
He shook my hand and years later he got busted for corruption charges

>>69046665
I met Mike Beebe once

I finally bought Overwatch.
Is the game dead yet?

>>69046704
I don't know

>>69046665
I didn't meet him but I saw Pete Ricketts while I was in the capitol before he met with the electors

>>69046704
i've never played it

How much longer before it goes F2P?

>>69046665
I had forgotten who mine was.

>>69046633
>>69046639
I'm not alone because none of these people invited me. it's because I'm in my college's drumline and our football team is playing in the holiday bowl on the 27th. we fly out tomorrow morning. I live across the state(almost 8 hour drive) so I had to drive over today. now I'm sitting alone in my dorm room. the only food I have it some leftover pizza from yesterday

New years resolution: be less of a fucking cunt.

>>69046704
Not at all. You bought it just in time for 5 free Christmas boxes.

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>>69046768
That sucks senpai

>>69046791
and just like all the other new year resolutions her gave up a week into it

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>Just managed to get home before the blizzard started setting in

a-any girls that live in virginia want to go on a date?

>>69046734
Overwatch? Give it 2-3 years at least.

>>69046828
who goes on a date on Christmas Eve?

heretic scum that's who

>>69046851

i'm proudly atheist though

>>69046665
No, but I have met former U.S. senator Olympia Snowe (R, ME) and the premier (Canadian equivalent of governor, sort of) of New Brunswick Brian Gallant.

>>69046768
learn to enjoy it
isolation is a bitch but you're not be surrounded by family and friends for every holiday or birthday

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>>69046822
make sure to put your leggings on :)

>>69046828
heyy bby ;)

>>69046822
wew

How was your day?

A-any cute white boys in Wisconsin who wants to get blacked???

>>69046859
so am I

>proudly
just not a fedora faggot. Christmas is part of our culture, don't be a faggot.

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>i'm proudly atheist though

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>meet family on christmas eve
>talk with relatives about new kitten i got
>grandmother says kitten is ugly
>aunt misheard, thought we were talking about a person
>aunt thought i had finally gotten a gf

>>69046867
delet

>>69046876
Started out shitty because half the people didn't show up for work, the end was fun because I didn't have to do anything

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>>69046809
I do get a free trip to San Diego though. I'd rather be with my family and girlfriend though. I went on a walk with her yesterday. we had our first kiss
>>69046863
good advice Montana

Protip /cum/, put on a santa suit today or tomorrow, go to a young hip area, and you'll get so many numbers from hot chicks

>>69046867
please be in alger

>>69046929
Huh?

Wish I was dumb enough to believe in God

>>69046073
Late reply but 50/g for ok stuff, 80-100 for shiny stuff (which depending on who you ask is either meth or fresh off the block)

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>>69046928
>we had our first kiss
That's sweet

>>69046939
Don't worry, you are :^)

>>69046921
Well that's good

i now believe in god

>>69046929
>dress up as a fat old man
>literally drown in pussy
is because he has the gifts or because they daddy issues?
hmmmmmm

>>69046934
>not living in Oran
>not having plague epidemics
pleb

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>Wish I was dumb enough to believe in God

WTF I hate God now!

>>69046910
heh

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> i now believe in god

>>69046986
oran is a degenerate nigger shithole
shoo shoo

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>tfw 2016 wasn't the year of the gf

>>69046963
it was her first ever

>>69046993
>>69046984
what do you guys think of God really? I've grown up in a christian home and my hometown used to hold the record for most churches per square mile so it's all I've ever really known

>>69047024
>tfw you will never ever get a gf and will probably die alone and unloved

I guarantee you'll be praying to whatever god is listening when you're on the brink of death

>>69047043
yep

god wants us to purify the nation

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>>69047037
>it was her first ever
That's even sweeter

>>69047016
Maybe, but it's also literally the only part of lelgeria which has any relevance whatsoever :^)

>>69047049
so does satan

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>WTF I hate God now!

>>69047037
>it was her first ever
are you dating middle schooler

>>69044655
>It would be nice if middle America would join the 21st century and learn to develop new technologies.
Like VTVL rockets and electric cars?
>If it's not the Chinese, it'll be machines that take their jobs.
>this meme again
The cost of R&D is an order of magnitude greater than minimum-wage labor. There are only very few and very specific exceptions.
>>69044783
>Engineering
Sure, dude. What's your specialization?

>>69047058
go be a degenerate nigger somewhere else please
stop replying to me
i unironically hate everything to do with oran fucking disgusting yuk
i am triggered

>>69047037

god is a stupid millennia old concept with no evidence to support his existence.

it honestly shocks me that so many people are such blind sheep to bullshit like that

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I am going to have a French gf and there is nothing you can do to stop me

>>69047143
I'll be your French gf

>>69047088
>pic
story?

also merry Christmas

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>>69047143
*stops you*
Heh, too easy kid.

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>>69047143
what part of their hairy and smell bad do you not understand? get a gook.

>>69047143
>having jungle fever
for shame

i also believe in thule

>>69047162
that's just distasteful

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>it honestly shocks me that so many people are such blind sheep to bullshit like that

>>69047165
I believe in the unified theory that we're all going to make it bros.

>>69047150
i think its just some edgy cutting fag that bought some fedoras

>>69047194
your belief is wrong

>>69047150
merry christmas, friend :3
i just saved it from another thread sorry for not having much info beside he posts with a mexican flag asking us to "rate him"

ps: if anyone knows more please tell us i want to know

>>69046665
I worked for a senator for 2 years if that counts.

The man was a pretty big asshole but he liked me

>>69047194
not all of us will be aloud in thule

>>69047221
thanks!

definitely a weird pic

>>69045514
>no pharah

>>69047143
*teleport below you*
*sucks you off*
hmmm tu aime ta nouvelle pas française maintenant?

notice how all mexicans are gone because they're all normies

>>69047245
my pleasure fa.m
its 4chan you should be used to it
>>69047260
pa*

notice how all muslims are gone because they're all terrorists

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>>69047244
>aloud
you okay bud?

notice how all swedes are gone since this isn't the swedish general

notice how BajaChan is gone since she got a new bf

>>69047149
Are you French and a girl?

>>69047153
*counter-stops and flees*
You can't catch me

>>69047162
>gook
NO THANKS
I don't want a smelly gook

>>69047163
I can't help it

>>69047260
n non mais tu est algérien. Je ne t'aimerai jamais

>>69047241
>i worked for a senator for 2 years
doing what?

>>69047311
too busy running pub hoppers down in trucks tonight

Notice how everyone else is gone but I'm not

>>69047313
no, im occupying their headspace

metaphysics

>>69047269
they are most likely with their families like me at the moment

notice how all the brits are gone because there is no faggots allowed

>>69047344

im still here

>>69047337
>Are you French and a girl?
Yes

>>69047331
i thought it was a gf

>>69047341
Pharmacy technician. He owns a chain of pharmacies.

>>69047337
je suis française fais moi l'amour Cali-Kun

>>69047361
Liar

>>69047372
you're thinking of the canadian namefag

>>69047395
which one?

>>69047388

i am, leave soon, probably be back since im not too thrilled 2night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX050NcDNAU

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notice how kurdistan-chan is gone because she was captured by isis

>>69047420
>since im not too thrilled 2night.
Why?

flat flat flat as a pancake

What's your favourite card game?

>>69047438

Honestly cuz i cant get over my ex, it was 6 months ago but is just hitting now.

>>69047411
"cana-chan"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8TfVTZFQSM

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>>69047437
that is a bulge

>>69047089
>>69047051
she's just never dated because she's always been really focused on school and that kind of stuff. she's the kind of person who wouldn't date someone just for the sake of dating them. I knew this going in so I've had to work this for months

>>69047467
52 pick-up

>>69047474
I feel you pham

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Now thats a kanadian christmas, lads

xaxa ;^)

>>69047510
Canadians don't own guns.

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>>69047467
spades
>>69047510
>lives in canada
>no evergreen in your house

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Merry Christmas buds!

>>69047364
Cool, where do we go from here?

>>69047385
Je ne te crois pas. Donne moi la preuve

>>69047510
>implying Canadians own guns

>>69047530
You slowly penetrate my bp until you're balls deep

Test

>>69047550
gross Arkansas

>>69047529

what a creepy gif.

>>69047529
Merry Christmas Texas

>>69047497
I understand

>>69047566
It's not that gross

yall gonna jack off in christmas??

>>69047588
>not even having him walk with you in the snow to a gazebo and do a first kiss
shamefull

>>69047602
Jacking off rn

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>>69047602
>in christmas

>>69047602
No I have to save semen for new year's eve.

>>69045413
how worried should i be about shopping this boxing week

Thinking of hitting up Yorkdale, Erin Mills, & Square One.

Likelihood of any of these getting blown up by a bomb or truck?

>>69047510
cute tree

>>69047612
What if I like kissing during the sexy times?

>>69047602
Undoubtedly

>>69047602
>not fapping to christmas-themed porn

>>69047602
Nope. It would be like jerking off on 9/11, it feels wrong

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Felicity

>>69047629
is that Toronto?

i mean, higher than other places in Canada. if they do any damage it'll be before or right after new years or right on Christmas.

>>69047639
ok but only in a gazebo

>>69047550
What's a bp? You better not be lying to me.

>>69047602
>on Christmas
No I'm saving myself for my gf

Moving to Kansas City soon and don't know what to expect, buds

>>69047650
but you're canadian

marxist libertarians

>>69047602
I do it every day, wouldn't wanna ruin the streak

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>>69047652
Get her out of here

>>69047664
I still celebrate Christmas and keep it holy

>>69047655
You're trying to get me arrested for a sex offense, aren't you

>>69047656
Boipucci

I'm not lying. Everyone looks the same from behind so long as you don't look too closely. You don't KNOW that I'm not a French qt

>>69047687
I meant 9/11

>>69047650
Top kek I'm going to steal this someday

>>69047696
is that like 7/11?

>>69047688
just say hon hon hon a lot
he's not gonna tell the difference

>>69047688
>arrested
but arkansas, they'd love your bp in prison

>>69047696
Why shouldn't a Canadian not masturbate on 9/11

>>69047736
I don't want AIDS just yet

>>69047654
yes the GTA.

maybe i'm just being overly paranoid but I think I have good reason to be ever since trudeau.

i didn't bother listing eaton centre since definitely not that place

>>69047658
bbq with brown sugar

>>69047650
God Bless you Canadian anon

>>69047751
Disgusting

>>69047745
muhammad died on 9/11

>>69047747
i think boxing day would be safer than christmas shopping

non whites like boxing day more than white people

>>69047629
Fuck I hope someone bombs Square One. They deserve it

>>69047719
Arabs claim responsibility for both

>>69047745
I'm not drunk enough to parse your sentence

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>>69047688
You will not lead me astray from my destination
Begone

>>69047747
i'm western Canada so none of those ring a bell, just assumed you meant that area.

attacks will get worse not better in our life time, so being paranoid is needed

>>69047650
I'll jack off 3 times next 9/11. Once for myself, once for the survivors, first responders and families of the deceased, and once FOR YOU.

>>69047787
arabs made that corner store/ gas station?

>>69047810
Arab immigrants are common franchise owners of convenience stores.

Officially Christmas in Newfoundland now

Will be in the Maritimes in 30 minutes

>>69047830
i thought you meant they started it

>>69047805
That's a big fap

>>69047805
Next September I will not masturbate for all of September in memory of all our fallen veterans and those killed on

>>69047834
8:34pm

Merry Christmas to you.

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>>69047830
>Not living in an Arab/Asian/African/Latino free state/province

where is new

>>69047931
>>69047931
>>69047931
i'll keep making them but there will be nazi's

>>69047918
this is it, /cum/ dies tonight

>>69047852
Does Santa visit the Atlantic provinces first because he loves them more?
I think he must, they have so much in common
>only works 1 day per year
>is fat and bearded
>is white
>still smokes a pipe
>jolly red nose suggests alcoholism (alcohol induced vasodilation rosecea)
>still considers the sleigh a legitimate form of transportation
>lots of people don't even believe he exists
>other people have to pay to feed him cookies
>has been living the same lifestyle for centuries

Santa is Maritimer as fuck tbqh

>>69047602
just finnished man i didn't cum like this in ages i shit you not
the porn was real good too

>>69048018
kek

>>69047784
what do you have against Square one

>>69048056
I hate Mississauga and especially Square One

>>69047650
i've probably jerked off on 9/11 maybe because i don't really care about the calendar and time in general infact i don't even know what day we are

>>69048074
Typical Mudslime

>>69046665
Had a burrito next to Christie once. Does that count?