/brit/

*does the grouchy squidward*

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>>69023604
uk out of cornwall

i thought the darknet was long since compromised

repping 0121

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tights

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not sure about this new twitter meme bullying brum

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>>69023634

*sighs*
*hits the dab*

>the poonited sharts of arsemerica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk

Bloody Australians

soggy biscuit

>>69023672
HOWLING

2016 just keeps on giving.

Rick Parfitt has died.

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>>69023672

>>69023642
nah there are always new markets opening

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40mg of valium
two shots of 190 proof everclear

already took like three motillium tablets three hours before

wanna get fucked up real good. wish me luck.

>>69023695
Ah yes, Rick Parfitt. Definitely know who that is. Goodnight Rick.

>>69023673
REEEEEEEEEE

tfw no russian gf

>>69023706
Sounds like a good way to die

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Asuka.

>>69023727
not even close enough to kill you

>>69023706
no idea what drugs you're on or what the effects are. I've heard about valium, isn't that an amphetamine?

>>69023642

shouldn't matter if you use PGP for sensitive information, only then are you fucked if LE has compromised the vendor and they've stored customer addresses to bargain for a lighter sentence.

>>69023710
Never heard of Status Quo?

who here /godlikeproductions/

>>69023738
is google broken?

>>69023642
no only silk road was

police very rarely go after buyers. they almost always go after sellers

>>69023747
Oh yeah Status Quo, oh right haha yeah I have heard of them now that you mention it. Oh man you mean THAT Rick Parfitt? Wow, I can't believe it rip dude. Yeah Status Quo love their stuff.

/greennothingproductions/?

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>oi mate pass us your sock quickly so I can shove it down here for the picture

>>69023661
just washing all the smelly paki off them

Race mixing is the most vile insult to nature one could possibly inflict on themselves.

>>69023762
not interested enough to go through the hassle of finding out how much harm the the lad is doing to himself

>>69023743

actually, you're probs not fucked unless you order large quantities but the address will probably be flagged.

>>69023786
look at his boxers during weigh ins, he's packin bare heat

love when celebrities attempt to talk about serious issues and put their foot in it and say astoundingly dumb shit

>>69023706
you need more alcohol

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Merry Christmas!

>>69023743
police dont give a shit about customers mate. utter waste of police resources

popped a huge zit and ate the white stuff. tasted pretty good. next time I'll spread it on a toast

>>69023803
Whats your stance on importing over 100k JFs a year then?

>>69023784
thumb it down, although I like the kid I must admit

>>69023778
Alri Rasheed.

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The much beloved gfs

>>69023786
why does he behave like such a pleb

>>69023824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmUKkBRkTxM

>>69023825
>>69023812

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lads I enjoy girls who lack class and are dirty

>>69023803
but we're all one race - the human race

>>69023829
The highest treason any nation could possibly inflict on itself.

>>69023807
you only asked what valium was. which you would have been able to find out within 3 seconds instead of still not knowing

Best city you've been to?

Copenhagen

I want to move there eventually

>shovel the driveway for my dad
>leave to finish my christmas shopping
>come back he's out their re shoveling the driveway despite the fact I completely cleared it
>doesn't even acknowledge I already shoveled, just looks at me and says "I'm almost done"
>"I already shoveled it this morning"
>"I know"
>He's implying I somehow shoveled it wrong he's just too much of a passive aggerssive cunt to outright say it

Well fuck you too

>>69023836

more attention = more money

that's basically it

real talk yank posts are absolute poo.

I have NEVER seen an on point yank post, never seen one which made me laugh or made me want to give man a (You)

if you are a yankposter, best know every cunt in this thread pities you for your dire posts

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have shaven my beard that i have had growing since mid september in order to appease the so called "family" of mine for Chrismas

before i looked scruffy in a sexy kind of way but now i just look like a nervous child

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>>69023868
shovel this
*does a poo on your driveway*

>>69023868
sneak out at night and put the shovel through his windscreen

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nowt wrong with race mixing

>>69023877
speak for yourself, I love yankposts

im such a retard that if i ever tried to do anything with the darknet i'd probably get caught up in a cheese pizza sting

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>>69023604
>sophie

What the actual fug? According to the Martin's books Sansa is supposed to be a 10/10 beauty, but the actress portraying her in the tv-show could barely be called attractive.

>>69023884
pics

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>>69023851
Yeah we sure are :^)

what do you buy off the darkweb that makes it worth going through the hassle?

back when I was a druggie I found the prices of pot very expensive compared to local dealers. Only thing I was going to buy was DMT as DMT was uber rare and never had the chance to buy off dealers.

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What anime are you watching right now?

Pic related for me.

>>69023604
retard

>>69023909
Delet this

>>69023902
>his argument is literally "muh dick"

Peasant, absolute peasant.

my armchair smells of farts, sweat and balls

>>69023914
me on the bottom right

>>69023884
>shaving your beard for you family

I can understand shaving facial hair if your job depends on it but why not just say no to your family? pathetic

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-34359392

absolute madman actually bought a glock and bullets off the deepweb and was going to shoot up his college but police got tipped off after he said what he was going to do on facebook lol

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>>69023836
say that to me face

>>69023915

higher quality drugs and everything i can get on the dnm's would be cheaper than irl except for prescription drugs i think

>>69023945
What a mong

do you think we'll all retire from 4chan by the time we're in our 30s or will 4chan just become the site where old people hang out?

sometimes when I'm making posts I can feel a presence behind me, it's the ghost of Ed.

I feel him guiding my fingers across the keyboard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvaezbLgrws

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the wife

>>69023945
>facebook
just another attention whore

got a boner might wank

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>>69023938
>me on the bottom right

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P4Mt64C2wE

>>69023868
I say you do the same to him later on. Re-shovel it and answer in the same way he does.

>>69023902
what races are her parents?

>>69023909
also in season 4 or 5? she was supposed to be near skeletal because she wasn't eating but sophie had gotten fatter lmao

>>69024011
could sail the Queen Mary II through the chasm between those baps

>>69023989
probably there will be a new chan for oldfags without anime and serious discussions

>>69024016
can actually hear how fat you are

>>69024016
fuckin ell

>>69023915
would rather buy from someone who has lab tested stuff than a random paki on the street selling me crushed paracetamol

mandy is much cheaper too

>>69023915
nembutal

>>69024016
decent post

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Yes sir?

Amber leaf?

Den grams?

No boss never heard of it.

>>69024023
Somali and Sweden haha

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the wife

>>69023786
I hate tough Pinocchio looking gym bros like these runts. No ones believing for a second that these guys can actually fight.

>>69023945
>94 hollow-tipped expanding bullets

damn

fucking dying for a poo but there are guest round downstairs and I don't want to have to go near them

reckon it will alright if I just lay down some newspaper and shit on that in my room? I have loo roll.

>>69024046
that is my question mate. what kind of drugs are you doing which causes you to be paranoid about its purity? can't be something that bad can it?

>>69024073
tell you what, she got lucky. Most mulattos are shit tier

Going to Christingle lads

>>69024087

yeah thats fine

>>69024078
phwooaaaaarrrr

>>69024079
>fighting

child, absolute child

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>>69023959
maybe i will

t. me

>>69024065
They don't do 10 grams of baccy

suppose its bout time I ate something today

*puts popcorn pouch into microwave and sets it to 4:00*

>>69024016
don't believe this was actually you

>>69024078
me on the left

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DEN?

GRAMS?

AMBUR LEAF?

my friend are you teeking me for an idiod?

>>69024087
Go downstairs you cunt

>>69024118
>the decisionator

jej

is he circumcised?
http://www.craziestsportsfights.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/conor-pe1.jpg

>>69024092
MDMA and cocaine mostly

I only buy weed from street dealers

>went out for a quiet few with the boys
>get smashed and spent 100 quid
is alcohol a jewish invention?

>>69024128
literally burned it

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>tfw to intelligent too talk with family tomorrow

just ate a packet of snaps lads

>>69024092
Not the guy you're replying to but it's not about the drug itself but about what rando shit it is being cut with.

Street dealers have no accountability. If you end up buying soap power and talcum power then your only options are to just hope you don't die, suck it up and find a new dealer. You can confront the dealer if you want to get stabbed.

DNMs have accountability and rating systems. If someone sells gear which isn't pure or is stepped on to hell and back then it is reflected in their ratings and no one buys their shit.

>>69023945
How'd he do it in the UK?

I'm guessing he used a burner address to order the parts separately over the course of many months

>>69024146
so have you sniffed the pure colombian coke? thanks for supporting the communist guerrillas cunt

>>69024087
youre gonna end up weeing too

>>69024142
what did he mean by this

>>69023868
Sneak out at night and shovel snow from the lawn back onto the driveway, and then go out and shovel it again tomorrow when he will notice.

>accident on the M4 going into London
>headed directly for it

ahhhh yes

Mum just made me a bacon butty but burped over it as she passed it to me so I threw it straight in the bin in front of her.

Why am I like this? normal people wouldn't be bothered by this sort of thing

>4 sentenced in the kidnapping and torture of 2 college students who were cut with knives, pliers, and a chainsaw, doused in flammable liquids, sexually abused, beaten with pipes, and shot in the legs.

>>69024223
Severe autism?

>>69024065
what is it with paki people that work behind a counter constantly using the word "boss"

honestly feel this is some inner manifestation of muslim culture and how they only really respect authoritarian figures

>>69024189
yeah I'm a massive snob about what gear I sniff

How do I get the Amazon Fire box audio to come out of my sound system?

>>69024223
You were in her for 9 months you ungrateful fuck

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Well it's probably in the last place they left it. Not that hard, is it?

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The gf

>>69024211
definitely care, but let me just check

erm... oh no - my mistake, I don't give a toss!

>>69024238
Victims are white. Torturers were black.

>>69024242
Pretty sure I have OCD at least but I don't feel the need to get checked for it

who else /intentionallyshortentheirlives/ here?

I smoke and drink heavily, eat like fucking shit to the point where im nearly 300lbs, never excercise, pop pills out the ass.

Fucking living to 90. I'd be glad if I was dead before 40.

I wish I had some asbestos to inhale tb h

>>69024273
will be tweeting this

>>69023872
This. UFC is turning into WWE, they even pay mandrama stars to "fight" in their cage.

>>69024295
buy a grade II listed property with that leaf

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>>69024183
>gun control
>work

>>69024131
it wasnt

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>normie family have arrived
>top 40 hits blasting now

>>69024284
really makes you think

>>69024300
>mandrama

Isn't that what Brits do every Tuesday night at the pubs?

>>69024273
always thought zara tindall looked like a right good shag

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rmmt

>>69024331
why would anyone fear death? fear of dying painfully i can understand

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>>69024331
my condolences

goys love entertainment and drama. it's alright because that's free market capitalism and if there's a demand there will be supply, right?

>>69024342
fuck off Tim Farron

>>69024342
loads of investment opportunities there

>>69024342
Ah yes because when places get destroyed by disaster, everyone just leaves for somewhere else.
Rebuilding simply isn't possible.

https://imgur.com/a/PkFmy

those nips are a bit of a turn off for me iah

>>69023736
What is?

I have Xanax the 0.5mg footballs (I take 3 of those per day) and I'm worried about having any alcohol

>>69024295
I don't even drive with a seatbelt. I'm thinking of gettinf a motorcycle and not wear a helmet when I ride.

If I become paraplegic or some shit I already have it in my will with my money to go to switzerland and die in one of their clinics peacefully and painlessly

>>69024087
>not having shit jugs

i pity this fool

>not one leaf in /brit/ all day
hmmm
not complaining but it's rather odd

>>69024342
>they can't rebuild

Do they hate their own homelands or something

Almost like there's a giant religion called Islam that's screwing that land area over

merry christmas lads >.<

look at the tree i got us :3

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Remember when all the Germans packed up and left their country, never to return?

>>69024374
>Rebuilding simply isn't possible.
ah yes.

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>anime control
>work

>>69024418
Must have got the tree from Pisa

>>69024418
bit lopsided mate

might start a new HOI game lads. who should i be?

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>tfw too intelligent to work or claim benefits

>>69024452
is anime control your job
do you control the animes

>>69024422
Liberals only think of history as starting in 1980, except when it's convenient to use broad strokes to paint the entire past

They have no idea how war works

>>69024422
>>69024402
>>69024374
every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI

>>69024376
gonewild is the only good thing Reddit has ever done.

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me and the bf

>>69024460
dankest hour

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Do you bloody racists even remember when millions fled the UK after we were bombed to shit instead of staying to rebuild

Fuck off back to /pol/

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>Channel 4 at 4:45pm

>>69024526
whats on then

>>69024273
might be wandering around in the front, its a baby, can't have gotten too far haha

got beeped at when i was driving earlier lads

i don't know what i did wrong and am taking it very personally

what's the queen going to talk about tomorrow in her speech lads?

>>69024377
You need an elephant dose of benzos to kill you with alcohol. Even with something like everclear.

Benzos have the highest chance of death when you mix it with heroin (see phillip hoffman)

In any case a heroin and benzo overdose is the most painless and euphoric death you will ever be able to experience. You get sleepy as fuck, you feel incredibly calm and you have a sense of complete tranquility and inner peace. It's like all the agony you feel is completely dissipated. A fent or heroin OD sourced from the darknet is the best way to die painlessly and peacefully. It's my main method with a gun as a backup when the time is ready.

>>69024538
Might have been someone you know.

>>69024504
and all the other porn subs

also i like askreddit its kind of like greentext stories threads

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Anyone remember these? Thought they were banging

>>69024546
diversity, tolerance and brexit

>>69024418
mate it's leaning, it's leaning, mate it's le-MATE IT'S LEANING WATCH IT MAAAAATE
*thunderous crash as the tree comes down on top of you*
AH FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>69024400


>>69024502

>>69024562
I also remember our lad here was in the adverts.

Loved David. Absolute mad man. Arsenal had had some G.O.A.T goal keepers.

>>69024553
why not nembutal

>>69024553
I don't know mate I've seen a lot of horror stories about mixing alcohol and benzos

where the hell is Allah getting all these virgins for the jihadis?? there must be fucking millions of them up there at this point

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>>69024482
anime is kill by 2020
mark m words

>spending christmas with extended family
>not spending it exclusively with close family (mother, father, siblings)

runty behaviour

who's out tonight then?

what you up to?

i'm off to ye olde pub for a few swiftuns. its like a school fucking reunion every year.

>>69024460
brazil

>>69024546
how 2016 was an awful divisive year and that we should come together as a nation

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>>69024587
Forgot pic haha

>>69024523
Fled to other countries we created, full of our ethnic kin, part of our Empire, then mostly returned. Completely different situations.

Also most refugees are not being bombed to shit. They are opportunistic economic migrants that disregard the safe areas actually within Syria and then walk through handfuls of safe countries to get to the ones with the most gibs.

Neck yourself.

>>69024597
hopefully

Bought my gf a black bf for xmas

love her desu

<3

>>69024604
>not spending it with friends

ah yes, the so-called anxiety nausea has decided to show itself

ok finally managed to get a decent shot of the phimosis dick

>>69024642
how progressive of you. wish those racist drumpft supporters had such values the world would just be a better place

Need a boyfriend-free girl lads.

>>69024588
Nembutal is much harder to acquire but the effect is probably better. A lot of Nembutal scams exist. If you want legit suppliers check the peaceful pill e-handbook. Philip Nitschke is honestly one of the bravest and noblest Austrqliqns in the modern era. The hell he had to deal with from the Australian government is sickening.

>>69024668
post it on /britfeel/ and link it then

>>69024668
less talk more pics

>>69024680
>If you want legit suppliers check the peaceful pill e-handbook.
yeah i know its something i'll do when i'm at my wits end
>Philip Nitschke is honestly one of the bravest and noblest Austrqliqns in the modern era.
agreed hes a hero

beeped at some runt for no reason earlier lads

>>69024720
Hahaha. Bet he shat it haha.

business idea: a ghost hunting show where SJWs detect the spirits of people from the 1800s and scold the shit out of them for their retrograde attitudes and casual racism

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HEY MR. CHURCHILL COMES OVER HERE TO SAY WE'RE DOING SPLENDIDLY BUT IT'S VERY COLD OUT HERE IN THE SNOW MARCHING TO AND FROM THE ENEMY OH I SAY IT'S TOUGH I HAVE HAD ENOUGH CAN YOU STOP THE CAVALRY

boners gone down

>>69024452
good post

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that girl is a real round pizza

1 black gf please mr santa

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you going to church tonight lads?

>>69024800
negative

>>69024796
>mr.
you can't assume xir gender

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Bought you one of these

>16 minutes to drive 2 miles

ah yes, London

>>69024800
i'm an atheist

when's christmas lads

>>69024800
bollocks, forgot it was sunday

So rock a bye baby rock a bye

>>69024800
no
churchs are for paedos and wogs

mate wants me to go pub but it's going to be mega ramming and I'm lieing in bed haven't ate all day

shan't be clicking on whatsapp

>>69024869
>mate wants me to go pub but it's going to be mega ramming and I'm lieing in bed haven't ate all day

Care to try again in English this time?

>you will live to see freddos hit £1 a bar

where the FUCK did we go so wrong lads

>he's an atheist
the doras lads, post them

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(STAY NOW)
BABY IF YOU'VE GOT TO GO AWAY

in australia we consider wogs to be Mediterraneans only really

do british people really call indians wogs? do you refer to Italians as wogs too? That's disrespectful to italians if you do; I wouildn't want to share a nickname with poo brown cunts.

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>i'm an atheist

hol tight /brit/ crew

>>69024891
My friend would like me to attend the pub but I do not feel like going because it will be extremely busy with little room to move.

Not to mention that I'm still lieing in bed and haven't broken fast today!

>>69024918
no one gives afuck about australia m8
now piss off

>lieing
state of it

>>>/r9k/33616913
that's as far as i can pull it back
its not as clear as i initially thought it was, but the bright red bit is the urinary meatus i think

>>69024954
>argentina

fuck off island stealer

>>69024918
it just means not white

>>69024960
what the fuck

>>69024929
the best ally anyone could have

>>69024735
Doot doot doot doot doot doot doo

>>69024918
would never think of calling a frenchman a wog, only italians and greeks

>>69024960
its fucking TINY

>>69024960
Rather small willy, also you should go see a doctor about it, genuinely.

Clean your fucking cock too you dirty cunt.

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Merry Christmas

>>69024944
>lieing

Come on man

>>69024969
*teleports behind you*
*chokes you*
'SAY THAT AGAIN!?'

>>69024960
absolutely disgusting
if your parents were top lads like mine and circumcised you, there would be less of a problem.

>>69025000
yeah and certain southern slavs llike macos and croats

>>69024960
what the fuck

>>69025020
>>69025007
its flacid and im putting downwards pressure on it :\

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made the gf cum this morning

I have God's official endorsement. I win and the CIA/FBI niggers lose. Just wait. Dumb fuck FBI niggers.

>>69024957
>>69025025
sorry lads brain doesn't work properly after all the drugs

>>69024960
lmao

what the fuck is that

>>69024929
Do you have christmas carols in Russia?

I regret opening the full image now

fucking hell sort yourself out mate

>coke drip

gross 2bh

the fwb was telling me the other day that her family does christmas day in their fucking pyjamas, even lunch and tea

shan't be wifing this one

don't think i'll be able to eat the Christmas lunch tomorrow after seeing that image

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>>69025067
Got you a present xx

Sort your Willy out m8. Become a trans get it cut off

Yeah I'm the guy who shoveled my driveway earlier. Currently getting drunk with my dad watching christmas specials at 11am. Merry Christmas!!!

>>69025101
nah its ok the only bother is every couple of days its a bit itchy but id rather that then show anyone irl

>>69025067
normies OUT

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aaaaa
don't want a lot for christmas
I don't care about the presents
underneath the christmas tree
I just want you for my own
more than you could ever know
make my wish coOOOOME truuuuuUUUuue
all I want for christmaaaaaaAAAAaas iiiiiiiis...YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU yeah

comfy in my dressing gown with a hot chocolate and choco leibniz

>>69025159
Its christmas tomorrow

>>69025191
I am copying this pasta and posting it later on

>>69025208
woah check out this clever clogs lads

dying to know what cara's poo smells like

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fucked up yesterday

Had a girl ready to come over today but decided to go see her after we got off work.

Big mistake. Her friends were annoying and all they were talking about was other dudes texting them. Like I don't "like" this chic but fuck she literally had a dude for everyday of the week and I'm Saturday I guess...

She's a legit 5/10 with 2 kids... I was just trying to get an easy holy in one...

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>>69025191
>aaaaa
>don't want a lot for christmas
>I don't care about the presents
>underneath the christmas tree
>I just want you for my own
>more than you could ever know
>make my wish coOOOOME truuuuuUUUuue
>all I want for christmaaaaaaAAAAaas iiiiiiiis...YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU yeah

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>text mum and jokingly tell her to make sure she's stocked up on alcohol
>she tells me she's brought 12 bottles of Stella and one bottle of tescos own rum because no one else drinks on christmas day except me

>>69025231
cheers lad xx

>>69025191
gf played this for me this morning

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Finally got everything ready, merry christmas lads

>winning argument
>"psshhhh fuck off troll"
every damn time
shall I count it as a win?

>>69025234
like regular poo

>>69025234
shes an unhealthy skinnyfat slattern so probably smells rancid

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How's your christmas going lads?

*plays the pogues for the 50th time*

is christmas technically today or tomorrow

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>>69025295
>internet arguments

>>69024960
mm?

*Hide in my car on christmas so my cat thinks I have a social life crew*

who else?

>>69025369
It's Christmas Eve today

do they know its christmas time at all?

>>69025369
tomorrow you toad it's not the 25th today is it

HOW IS IT ALREADY CHRISTMAS

>>69025374
what?

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>>69025334
Already half drunk on Courvoisier, gonna have a nap then go to the pub for a bit then pass out and hopefully wake up before 10am

it's the 25th you gommies

do you think maisie has a hairy snatch?

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>tfw working tomorrow

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>people who don't go out for a Chinese with the family on Christmas Eve

get out of my fucking sight

>>69025433
she's british so yes

>>69025407
nah nothing

take a good care of it anon

>>69025455
povvo-tier

think on scummer

>>69025433
Nah, most girls keep it neat these days

>>69025299
>>69025329
don't like these replies

>>69025455
What's British Chinese food like?

>>69025450
sorry to hear that lad, hope things are better next year

>>69025450
grim

someone at my place was buzzing about working christmas day last year because he got like 500 quid extra for it, is it worth it? thats up to you

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lads

I can hear hooves on the roof

>>69025433
duno but shes defo got big meaty flaps

>>69025466
From my experience, most British girls are shaved these days

>>69025510
Fuck you

>>69025491
i imagine similar to yank chinese food

over salted rubbish

>>69025504
i'm that sort of person 2bh

>>69025466
slept with 9 girls, all brits and every single one of them has been clean shaved

>>69025467
don't worry i won't

>>69025510
sorry la, that was me

>>69025491
salt and pepper chips and other spicy "chinese" stuff

was told santa came from coca cola

>tfw parents are MAKING me go to a family friends tomorrow
>tfw the food is always shit
>tfw the husband or whatever is really autistic about everything being precise
>tfw hate being there
>tfw the wife keeps my dad supplied with ample alcohol
>tfw literally nothing to do at these peoples house besides sit there and wait for it all to be over
>tfw remember as a child begging my parents to go back home so i could play with my toys and games and shit but staying till like 12 at night and then having my drunk dad being horrible to all of us

>tfw was planning to do a nice cozy christmas dinner at home and chill at home the rest of the day
>tfw parents decided to go to this family friends instead

fuming lads.

>>69025491
Depends where you go. If it's a restaurant then it's normally good quality. If it's a takeaway/delivery place then it's normally mid to low tier.

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>love and laughter and joy everafter
>ours for taking, just follow the Master

really makes you think

List of things I have achieved this year :

>>69025558
it's one day of the year you colossal bitch poof

>>69025558
not a word

>>69025558
dont worry. your parents will be dead soon then you can do what you like

hate ordering a takeaway with the family because my dad will choose the cheapest 0 hygiene rated paki shithole on justeat and I won't even eat my food

>>69025558
>tfw i have to eat with family at christmas
they're all scruffy cunts with no table manners, gotta grit my teeth and bear with it desu

>>69025621
you are 15 years old