/brit/ - The 2017 Virgin Edition

Hyvä joulua xDdddd

>people born after the 2000 have had sex and i havent

lol hahaha

kill me

cheese and onion or salt and vinegar?

looking forward to /germangf2017/

whats the latest news on Tim?

>>69008919
fuck off hun lover

>>69008930
He's getting ready to run the country in 2020 lad

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I have 3 days to lose my virginity otherwise I'll be Wizard lvl 27

ahhhh yesss hmmmm Theresa May
or as i prefer to call her, Theresa Won't

>>69008978
alri grandad

Somewhere out there, somebody is 30 and lonely.

>>69008978
Be careful lad, the repel spell becomes an active passive at lvl 30.

>>69009008
proper gay

>>69009022
Yeah iphones are shit aye

What is the mist disgusting name for a vagina that you have ever heard?

>>69008087
If you haven't lost your virginity in your teens, it's literally too late for you

We posting in this thread then

>>69009053
your name

>>69009053
heard an old german gf say cut once
cringed so hard i never spoke to her again

>>69009053
ham wallet
a hippo's yawn

>>69009053
gotta be "vulva"

meds aren't working, doctor doesn't want to try anything more severe aha

>>69009053
Axe wound
Beef curtains
Dangling ham
Wizard's sleeve
Top of a melted welly

>>69009053
Minge.

What kinds of Christmas traditions do you lads have?

my family just has some basic ones, open one gift on Christmas eve and such.

Need a smooth english twink bf pronto

What've you lads bought for the family?
>Mum: nice soap from an artisan store
>Dad: Some craft beer and car cleaning supplies
>Little Brother: A nice shirt from a high-end store
>Wife: 2 tickets for a cruise around French Polynesia for her and her bf

>>69009229
Bought some Pokemon cards for my wife's son
Little rascal loves those cubones

>>69009229
>Mum: some things shes been wanting for a while (dont want to spoil it in case shes reading!)
>Dad: a new knife hes been wanting
>Sister: Hope she dies
>GF:
>implying

>>69009280
>Sister: Hope she dies
ummm...

Are restaurants open on Christmas?

>>69009299
some are, here theres a lot of chinese places still open.

dont know if theres a lot of chinese places there, but if its a legit one run my chinamen then it should be open.

>>69009292
Hope someone gets me that for Christmas

>>69009299
nandos

Anyone here have really shit parents?

>>69009356
nah
whats it like?

>>69009356
yea, they only let me get on 4chan for like one hour tonight

>>69009356
>having parents

fuck off norman

>>69009356
Nope, best parents anyone could ask for here

Elena radionova

>>69009444
HAHAH LE YANK REDDIT MEME XD

>>69009444
dont get this, should have posted it earlier.

rnh should start at 2am and END at 4:59am since wagies wake up between 5am and 7am.

>>69009476
yeah I was late

>>69009266
Could hang someone pretty easily

>>69009642
I'd like to hang out the back of you if you know what I mean. ;)

NEW

>>69008059

>>69008059

>>69008059

>>69008059

>>69008059

NEW

>>69009671
Bit early m8

>>69009665
no thanks lad xx

>>69009768
You'll take the D and you'll enjoy it.

Reminder you're all ants in a colony, nothing more. Your life nor death matter. The colony lives on.

>>69009836
bang the 190kg master runt instead

>>69009887
I'll bang you, then your mum, then your dad, then any other runt that gets in my way

Long life to Stuart House!!!

>>69010015
gonna be too tired by then

>>69010120
dog bless

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I can't sleep

I might go for a walk

Why are there two threads

Should I celebrate Christmas with my family or with my friends?

>>69010577
family

>>69010577
both

t. had a party with friends 2 days ago and christmas tomorrow

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>>69008133
>people born after 2005 have had their first kiss and i haven't

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discovering the dark side of music

>>69010623
yea man, bob dylan, wow, not too many have went down that road.

>>69009053
i fucking hate gash
axe wound is also pretty bad

>Tfw Christmas tomorrow
>Forgot the turkey

What do lads?

>>69009356
no, mum's a bit mentally unstable but she's also very supportive.
never lived with my dad for more than 3 weeks at a time so i don't have a great grasp on who he is, but he's always very forgiving when i fuck up

>>69010643
uhm hipsters out please and thanks

>>69010660
buy a few rotisserie chickens and make chicken alfredo

>>69010660
you fucking shithead jeremy

last 2 episodes of the grand tour have been pretty good all things considered, all thats left to do is cut "LE AMERICAN XD" and "LE CELEBRITIES DYING XDDDD" bits.

>>69010728
the bit with the mustang wasn't very good

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Hmmmmm

>>69009022
as a Japanese, cute gay is acceptable

>>69010789
agreed, was still miles better than the other """skits""""" they did in the past episodes.

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who else is watching anime of the season?

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

>>69010810
ah yes
lets go hiking in Afghanistan with our young kids to show how tolerant we are

>>69010943
>>69010810
>The couple has been held by the Haqqani network, a Taliban faction, which seized them in late 2012 as they were backpacking in Wardak Province, an insurgent stronghold near Kabul. Ms. Coleman was pregnant at the time with their first child.

if they're ever freed they need to be punished for disregarded their child's safety so badly

anyone remember the cuckio meme

/wsg/ is the best board int erms of comments

consistently very amusing

>>69011025
why on -earth- would you do this

>>69011095
why hello there reddit!

>>69010660
buy a frozen one and leave it in the fridge

>>69011025
does that mean they had another child in captivity? ffs

new
>>69008059
>>69008059
>>69008059

>>69011025
the child wasn't born at that time, so it was just a clump of cells

69011160
XDD love leafs, they are by far the best posters here

>>69011163
>this is what leftards actually believe

>>69011163
she clearly intended to carry to full term so this isn't an abortion argument

>>69011218
it doesn't matter what she intended, if a child is unborn it is just a clump of cells

>The video, uploaded to YouTube on Monday, shows Canadian Joshua Boyle and American Caitlan Coleman and their two children, who were born in captivity, pleading with their governments to negotiate with their captors.

>Coleman described “the Kafkaesque nightmare in which we find ourselves” after being held in captivity since 2012, when they were kidnapped while backpacking in northern Afghanistan.

>>69011243
and you're not just a clump of cells?

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>>69011247
trudeau will have none of this. muslims are tolerant and moral people who would never do such a thing

>>69011278
i am. its why punishing murder is illogical. who cares if a collection of molecules interacts with another collection of molecules. 'care' is reducible to molecules in the brain anyway.

>>69011247
lol even worse they went immediately after the allied forces pulled out.

what morons

why do people do this? there are plenty of other "exciting" areas that look exactly the same, like Eastern China

having a Kafkaesque wank

>>69011297
that's a nice opinion but hardly an objective one.

and ignoring all the issues of consciousness and the mind, why is murder ok but punishing murderers not ok?
vengeance feels good and is probably more logical than any of the reasoning behind the murder.

69011299
69011351
>redditspacing your posts
classic leaf

why are there two active threads

>>69011351
hes clearly a pro-lifer being an idiot

currently watching lost for the first time lads

must say i'm already confused as to why it was/is so popular

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need a smart gf

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>>69011430
first big "2deep4u" show to drive mongs crazy

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https://youtu.be/J0p-egT5vek

>>69011457
shan't be watching this jewish propaganda

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>>69010810
>Boyle had a long standing interest in Islamic terrorism boasting in 2009 that “anything related to terrorism on Wikipedia, I wrote, pretty much.” He took an interest in the Gitmo detainee, Omar Khadr and married Omar's sister Zaynab Khadr in 2009 becoming her third husband. At the time Boyle was a practicing Muslim taking prayer breaks at work at appropriate times. He expressed interest in doing humanitarian work in places known to be dangerous

>>69011437
anyone got that screencap of a models instagram page where she goes on about how she loves coding and the computer is just her typing random shit in the command prompt
>>69011451
its not really that deep though, maybe itll change in later seasons but so far there are so many cliches you can spot the twist coming 10 episodes in advance

>>69011478
>the computer is just her typing random shit in the command prompt
howling, need this
fucking hate these pseudo intellectual sluts that don't actually know fucking anything
also her fake tits are absolutely vile

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>>69011478
its a different woman desu
the girl I posted is actually fairly competent even if she's still an attention seeker

Why so slow?

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Post Muzzie Slags

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>>69011470
t. shlomo
https://youtu.be/yDmAMf6_FoQ

>>69011537
two threads for some dumb reason and all the giganormies are out doing christmas stuff

>>69011548
I'll reiterate: shan't be watching this jewish propaganda

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need an open source gf

do british people say "dude"

*picks up this spamming leaf by his armpits*
alright, that's it. you need to go
*walks him back to redddit*

>>69011615
not really dude

>middle-class city girls saying mate

ah yeah probably not

>>69011597
>tfw no gf with an underglow pussy

Doing a poo

>>69011615
sometimes, not as common as mate though by any means.

WINGS N DAT
CHIPS N DAT

>>69011621
reckon you'd have a heart attack after one step

>>69008161
Smokey Beckham.

going to do some nuts theft come boxing day lads

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>>69011634
why are voyeur ultra-bimbos sexy dispute being so fake?

>>69011663
prawn collymore

>>69011644
do british people say "dope" to refer to something they find cool or great

best video to come out of the UK in history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePBOlkM7Kzk

>>69011669
they're not

>>69011667
pick up some spark plus and do a few smash & grabs

>>69011678
no

>>69011686
I find them sexy in a trashy way
I guess its a 90s thing when the ideal was some bleach blonde bimbo with bolt-on tits.

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WHAAAYYYY?!
I was eating breakfast, grotesque waster.

>>69011678
ironically

>>69011709
>>68983891

>>69011700
i thats more of an 11 year old thing rather than a 90s thing

>>69011696
do people in britain say "bro"

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how many calories is this

>>69011740
nah only runts

is charlie brown christmas the yank equivalent of the snowman

Should you need to get a license to have children?

>>69011744
bout 15

>>69011740
Londonian niggers and wiggers say “bruv” [shudders in disdain].

>>69011744
not enough twink faggot

>>69011775
a permit at the very least

>>69011775
yeah mate, it's my rorkiest opinion

>>69011775
maybe
but the gobernment shouldn't be allowed to charge for those licences

>>69011784
what about pakis because im a paki so im wondering if i should say it

>>69011806
you should unironically fuck off, rasheed

>>69011775
>need the approval of some bureaucrat to have kids

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ANON, WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE A REFUGEE IN YOUR COUNTRY!?!

>>69011818
im not a muslim so im still staying

>>69011678
Joey Essex says "reem" for that.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=joey+essex+africa+

>>69011796
>>69011793
>>69011789
>*nglos

>>69011828
Because you're a heathen.

>>69011833
definitely won't be watching any of this

>>69011829
you look and smell like shit and are disrespectful as fuck, so no. fuck off to canada or some shit. better yet go back to india

>>69011828
what is this type of race?

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>>69011868
but im an american! born and raised here!

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>>69011867
reem

Not that hard to get laid, lads

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA omg I've only just started Christmas shopping haha what am I like im so unique and quirky isn't my lack of organisation so cute! Oh btw I also hate wrapping so much omg only me! Hahaha

when is chanuka

>>69011909
t. neet

>>69011912
shalom brother its today haha

Really hope the rellies don't get me shite gifts or else I'll have to heem them harder than I did last year

>>69011909
t. musulman

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I've come up with a new immigration criteria checklist to ensure only the people most likely to fit in will be allowed into America.

1. you must have emotional issues, preferably anger
2. you MUST have a small penis
3. degrees in sport's science and business are most valued.

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ponces

>>69011904
t. norman

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>>69011904
Щo ты cдeлaл в Бaлaклaвy ?!

heightism is real and both men and women practice it

how do i stop being 5'11"?

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I've come up with a new immigration criteria checklist to ensure only the people most likely to fit in will be allowed into Canada.

1. you must be non-white, preferably asian or sandnigger
2. you MUST be a cuck
3. degrees in gender studies and political science are most valued

>>69011955
Don't care.
Take it to /cum/

Is Black Mirror a popular show in England

>>69010810
Unironically deserved

>>69011937
really?
isn't there supposed to be 7 days of gifts or something

>>69011995
Yeah

got him lads
time to reel him on in

>>69012011
why

>>69011986
see
>>69011990

>>69011986
Stop trying to change the system to get yourself in to Canada. We're fucking full, dude.

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>>69010810
Indeed and yes

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>>69011995
Charlie Brooker is a televisual and critic genius, Amerinewfag.

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>>69012026
>yfw they give everyone hugs and the war ends
they just need love guys

>>69011986
wonder why none of them want to move to mexico or the middle east

>>69012044
im not american I'm actually Irish. Grandparents came from Dundee

hope carrie fisher doesn't make it

>>69012020
because he fucked thy mother and drove her into insanity from his dark portrayal of our bleak reality.

>>69012026
nah this has to be fake
you couldn't be this delusional, this is the kind of thing that five year olds come up with

>>69012044
2016 Year wipe will be amazing

>>69012086
Don't know if this is a very good post or just an American post

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>>69011971
>Щo ты cдeлaл в Бaлaклaвy ?!
милыe дeвyшки xaxa

>>69012108
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38172513

>>69012110
>Don't know if this is a very good post or just an American post
the former because im not an american

>>69012020
Because people enjoy the stories and themes

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would like a nihilist gf
but don't really care either way

>>69012108
>you couldn't be this delusional

these are huns we're talking abot

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Me

>>69012143
why do they enjoy the stories and themes

>>69012163
I thought Germans were autists and incredibly rational
I've only met 2 though

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-38425512
Jews on suicide watch

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>>69012110
Maybe he thinks that anywhere with a gaelic or gaelicly derived name is all just Irish e.g. Dún Dé.

>>69012175
Germans do as thier leader commands

thinking of writing a tumblr bot to curate some sort of feed and get thousands of followers without much work

feeling a bit lazy though haha...

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>>69012175
"rationality" is pretty irrational

>>69012193
>"""""Palestinian""""" land
EXCELLENT joke

New AIU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcIJyyZ4UFw

>>69012194
or maybe he was making a funny joke you stupid paddy

>>69012223
>The holy land belongs to us goyim! God himself chose us specifically!

>>69012234
>lets all pretend we care about scruffy wogs in the desert acting like animals

>>69012230
>tfw you hate relgious twats and militant atheists
why can't everyone just be apathetic like moi :\

merry christmas you fucking faggots!

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Fuck canada

>>69012264
AIU is mostly just anti SJW and anti Muslim

Happy holidays

>>69012273
reminder this guy has a gf and you do not

>>69012292
*bashes you*

me

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1482514445452.webm

>>69012293
id?

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>Your gf has been shipped!
:)

>>69012314
That must be terrifying.

Used to have panic attacks being rolled in rugs never mind being taped up

>>69012305
dbz was so great

So what ended up happening out of Brexit? Pros? Cons?
Don't give me le edgy 4chan super heavy conservative bias opinion, i wanna hear the cons as well

>>69008133
My cousin born in 2002 brags about it
Puked when I made him uses snus tho pussyboi

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>>69012309

>>69012366
>born in 2002
>had sex
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Desperately wanting a gf is a sign of weakness

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7cPMriE8fKU
I watched this movie in a car club with about 20-30 guys
And people where literally crying

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haha sorry mum your present didnt get delivered yet

>>69012314
What could possibly go wrong?

Weakness is a classic sign of weakness desu.

is it possible to separate codeine from paracetamol using chemistry magic

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>>69008087
>a 4 hour old /brit/ thread

Are you niggas even trying?

>>69012366
how does your cousin know you're a virgin

>>69012366
>The sale of snus is illegal in the European Union (except for Sweden, where it is legal),[1][2] and Belarus.
literally why

>>69012421
I'm not desu
He just brags about it a lot

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>>69008133
>>69010618
>there are dogs that have had sex with human females

fucks sake

state appointed gf got delayed again...probably won't receive her until april 2017

>>69012442
tell us the story of you losing your virginity

>have to leave london to go back to my depressing northern town for christmas


ah yes, england.

>>69012442
is icelandic culture very open about sex?

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>>69012422
Big cigarette companies protecting their market
The stuff i use is sold as snuff

>>69012458
The gay one(no homo) or the straight one?

Not a fan of all these Icelandic people coming in here taking our posts desu

Relatives are over for a little christmas eve party

In my room ain't I

>>69012471
I would say so

>>69012509
are you?

>>69012489
gay

>>69012451
Hey man you cant call minorities dogs it's almost 2017

>>69012510
that sounds nice and healthy

what did you get the family for christmas?

got a nerf gun for my brother
expresso maker for my parents
boot bath/massager for my granmum
and kettlebells for my grandad

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>>69012529
>expresso maker

>>69012529
prefer not to say

>>69012518
>meet guy in my age range on grindr(16-20)
>meet him a few times at his house for cuddling and pizza
>fuck him in the ass the 4th time meeting him

>>69012545
one of those bialetti ones

>>69012529
sister buys mine and my brother's pressies for the 'rents
mum buys mine and my brother's pressies for the sister and each other

>>69012529
£20 in a card for everyone except my gran; got her a nice cardigan that I'm sure she'll like

>>69012529
Havnt started my shopping

>>69012581
It's espresso you fucking mong

>>69012579
bit gay

>>69012579
are you bi? i always wished i was bi with a bi gf in an open relationship

>>69012589
>got her a nice cardigan that I'm sure she'll like
Cute!

>>69012529
>>69012545
>not getting an aeropress™

>>69012601
I am
>>69012599
Not gay at all, our balls never touched while I was fucking him

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doing an aeropress™

>>69012625
I prefer tea to coffee desu

do people without phimosis ever get itchy dicks?
those with stds need not reply

>>69012625
Looks like a huge pain in the ass

>>69012641
Yes, just gotta keep that shit clean

>>69012650
and only good for one cup

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>he isn't part of the /bisexualmasterrace/
>he purposely limits himself to a gender
>he will NEVER experience the best of both worlds

>>69012650
oh fuck off

>>69012625
A what?
>>69012639
Bit gay

>>69012656
Terrible

>>69012650
FOY

Crimbo in 3 and a bit hours

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>he's a fag

>>69012658
>don't like mushrooms
>will never enjoy mushrooms
>don't want to ever eat mushrooms
I will be fine.

>>69012674
Sucks for you

It's 2340 here the night before Xmas eve

>>69012650
>just gotta keep that shit clean
lmao i can't

>>69012674
closer to 5 and a bit lad :)

Chimp integration into human society when?

https://youtu.be/UY9lWUfmDf0

>>69012658
ummm there are more than two genders sweetie x

>>69012691
How does it suck for me you thick yank

>>69012674
if you know a natalie, tell her I said happy christmas and a merry new year
she'll know what I mean

>>69012707
Xmas is the worst day of the year

>>69012700
I guarantee if you sat a chimp in front of a computer with a standard keyboard in front of it they'd make better posts than leafs

MERRY CHRISTMAS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fj9jm6tqrY

>>69012717
LOL

>>69012714
'sheed

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>>69012700
already done

>>69012717
Aussie posts are shit though monkeyboy

chrimbo in 6 and a bit hours

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>man doesn't use the inverted method when using his Aerobie® Aeropress™

>>69012719
>someone listening to this guy for 5 hours

crimbus in about 12 hours

>>69012763
is that the JMP one

Fucking hungover lads.

All I want for Christmas is my back to stop hurting

>>69012687
>leaf

>>69012775
no idea what you mean

>>69012800
*JML

>>69012779
Why?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SrKzrip11lI
They're so cute omg

>>69012815
bit gay this one, definitely a bit gay

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Did the responsible thing and paid off my credit card instead of buying more clothes this month

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>>69012808
I don't know; I don't watch telly and haven't seen a JML advert in about 10 years because I'm not a 56 year old cleaner named Sheila who shops at Farmfoods.

Pic related is an aeropress.

Chimps>yanks

https://youtu.be/zsXP8qeFF6A

>when you check your bank and realize you have more money than you thought

>>69012833
looks JML as fuck

bet it comes with a free ped egg

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Lads it's raining and it's totes comfy and I'm drinking a Manhattan

>>69012849
raining? it's bloody pissing it down squire
current bun's not even up yet

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>so... what are your hobbies? You know, what you do in your spare time

I don't think leafs are that great of posters if I'm honest

>>69012818
I'll maybe post some pics when he comes back 3. Jan xxooxox
Remind me then

gonna have a lie down and think about suicide

>>69012848
It's a really well designed product. If you want to drink actual coffee instead of freeze-dried granules, it's the easiest, quickest way with the least clean up.

Only drawback is that you can only really make one cup at a time.

>>69012871
Make the right decision x

>>69012874
that would be a percolator (?)

>>69012833
Wtf the cup is that small?

>>69012865
"I post for stock photos in well-lit white rooms. As do you."

>>69012862
Yea, just sports of rain to down pour for 1 min then clear sky's from SF to LA and now it's just a steady rain

Feels nice though

>>69012865
doing poos and doing wanks and posting about doing wanks and doing poos (not necessarily in that order)

>>69012888
espresso you dingus

>>69012870
would you suck my small willy? not gay but I reckon I could close my eyes and pretend it is a girl and it would be amazing

>>69012866
*have

>>69012888
If you're a big boy mummy will let you choose your own cup.