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sophie

fuck cara

choon desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFyxOYSVCxE

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kiira

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kay-on

anyone else amazed by ugly couples?
like i can imagine one person going 'sigh they'll do' but both of them accepting that?

every part of a girl should be soft and squeezable

>>68983611
Me in the back with the black shorts.

Chris evans was a better presenter than clarkson tb h

haircut kinda makes my face look a bit fat :/

>>68983660
alamdullilah

>>68983655
who cares. at least they're happy unlike bitter losers like you

>>68983472
the tits to arm size ratio
definitely the type i'd fantasise about until i fell in love with the personality i made up for her

>>68983556
I used to think Jeremy Clarkson was OK when the only exposure I had to him was watching him on Top Gear. But when he was on Jonathon Ross a few weeks back it became quickly apparent how much of an uninteresting, unfunny knob he is.

The Top Gear Jezza is literally a character who has scripted lines. Jeremy Clarkson in reality comes off as a bellwhiff.

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>>68983556
found the article
http://www.autoblog.com/2016/07/27/50-cent-can-save-top-gear/
>>68983611
much better

Love the Alt Right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3cFiWtcT4k

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>>68983658
tits?
they were tits
which i was gassed about at first
thinking boom they're gonna be soft

that wasn't the case :/

>>68983726
You got any rare Sophs irelad? Recent ones.

>>68983771
delet

>>68983715
Says everything about him when he's from Doncaster but he supports Chelsea desu.

>>68983703
>bitter
ease up i never faulted them for it, i just can't fathom the thought process

OK everyone it's time for you to listen to my opinion now
*vroom*

might start posting in /bleep/

>>68983819
the thing is-

thanks

>>68983823
don't

>>68983791
fathom my dick in your fat arse you absolute battycrease

excellent thread

minus 68983653

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it's often said by JFs that /brit/ is THE shittest general... in the world...

but to test that theory we have to hand over to our 'tame' janitor...

SOME SAY he does it without any monetary compensation, and that his smegma is a rare delicacy on a small island off of Fiji - all we know is HE'S CALLED THE JANNY

>>68983826
no problem, fatface

>>68983761
think you missed a word there
possibly "fat"

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alri lads haha xx

>>68983854
Howling

>>68983891
NOT a fan

>>68983877
yeah mate
embarrassing

>>68983891
this image makes me momentarily glad i can't grow any facial hair

>steam is down
reeeeee

VERY heavy rain falling at incredible hihg speed

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fucked it again lads

>>68983912
bet it smells foul

>>68983939
alri boston ross

proper crimbo SELECTA

>>68983939
just keep on being yourself

had a nice quick nap. woke up briefly not quite sure what time it was though and kind of jumped out of it

>>68983988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41vqQlYDoHI

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What could possibly go wrong?

>>68983939
haha g8 sam hyde pic m8 v. v funny

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>>68983992
alright mate

>>68983791
They're probably more attracted to the companionship and emotional closeness in the end.
Or they could genuinely be attracted to each other for all i know.

We see ridiculously attractive people on TV/Internet on a day to day basis, but our other halves still get the blood flowing even though they look nothing like all these Greek Gods/esses

>>68984014
everything

she's an idiot

are krauts really this disillusioned?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6xNuUEnh2g

>>68984014
think one sleeping bag will be enough it's not that cold there

sick of people racist-shaming
racism should be treated as a mental health issue

>>68983556
>Top Gear

What is some other essential lower-middle normie Deanocore?

>>68984014
hahahaha

does she think the two sides will be inspired by her journey and start hugging?

>that new kettle smell
mmmmmmmmmmmmm yes

>>68984068
Take me out

>>68984065
>claiming DLA for being a racist
Would be a dream

remember once I came home to my dad cooking lunch and I asked him what it was
man was just boiling some dandelions in a pot of water

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>>68983777
no, just ones I saved from Chinz.

>>68984068
Gavin & Stacey

>>68983938
relli mak me tink

>>68984038
do not mistake me saying ugly with me thinking average

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>gypos steal horse statue and worship it

>>68984014
Woman who hitchhiked the Middle East to prove Muslims aren't violent but got raped and murdered by Muslims in Turkey before she even made it to the proper Middle East.jpg

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>>68984099

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trump is going to get btfo in november

>>68984014
seen this before
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippa_Bacca
>Giuseppina Pasqualino di Marineo (known as Pippa Bacca) (9 December 1974 – 31 March 2008) was an Italian artist who, together with a fellow artist, was hitchhiking from Milan to the Middle East to promote world peace, symbolically wearing a wedding dress during her trek.[1] Arriving in Gebze (Turkey) on March 31, 2008, she went missing. Her raped body was discovered in the same city on 11 April 2008

>>68983854
kek

>>68984123
why are these even questions looooool

>>68984048
Aleppo is actually covered in snow atm

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>>68984123
lmao m8 cant believe you have these opinions, crazy stuff lol

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>>68983556
Jezza for prez 2bh

>>68984129
No i know. I have a mate who's ugly af and so is his gf but they're commited to each other as far as i can tell

Interesting to think about since my gf is hot as fuck

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tfw too retarded to survive on my own

>>68984014
>the sjw crusade

will end up like the children's crusade: slaughter

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ah, forgot this one

>>68984138
yer he's mental
saw him bite into a banana without peeling it before

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>>68984102

>>68984099
That's just making tea dumbo.

>>68984132
crease

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>mfw I wasn't born a foreigner

reminder that spring breakers is a masterpiece https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1o01v_gAOQ

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>>68984191
Your da sounds like mad craic

>>68984181
When did SJW become a meme word for anyone vaguely left-of-centre?

>>68984164
And what is Aleppo?

>tfw every ideology no matter how pure always ends up degrading to "we have to kill everyone who disagrees with us to save humanity!!!!"

ah, well

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>>68984206

>>68984094
wait, can you be paid by the government for having depression (which is really just being a bit sad and being too soft to get over it)

>>68984195
nah mate he ate them

>>68984230
You're kidding

>>68984014
fucking christ i really hope she doesn't try to do this, she will instantly be murdered

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>>68984230

>>68984232
what about pacifism

>>68984257
No

>>68984261
That's not true, she'll be gang raped first

>>68984230
good one

>>68984242
If they diagnose you and you convince them that your situation at home (with your parents) is unlikeable, they'll give you a free flat and some food yeah

t. Social worker

>>68984228
When racist/sexist/homophobic/xenophobic became meme words for anyone slightly right of extreme left.

>>68984228
years ago (its a yank thing) but the woman in the article is actually an SJW

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>>68984298
this

>>68984272
>wears chun-li costume
>has zero thighs
oh dear

>Been browsing the 'Chon since 2009
Probably more of an oldfag than any of you literal children.

>>68984297
>>68984242
Unliveable*

The UK has applied the maximum allowed restrictions (no work without being highly-skilled) with regards to A2 countries in 2007, and to the A1 country until 2020.

Ah yes, """uncontrolled""" immigration.

watch BBC 2 in 5 minutes lads.

On me way home now lads, drinks with less lads in a bit. No more wage-cuckjng 'til Jan 3rd.

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>>68984206
>mfw

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>Sicillian Grill

>>68984135
The one in the weddings dress?

>tfw too intelligent to understand brexit
if political correctness and muzzie immigration were the issues, then why do countries in the EU like slovakia and poland not deal with any of that cukedshit

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>Steam is down

>be really thin skelly
>24 years old

When I look at images like >>68984272 I can't help but think that girls my age look like proper 'women'. Like there bodies are naturally filled out, decently thicc, juicy thighs etc. There is meat to them. Yet I feel like a walking skeleton, forever-a-boy with a pencil neck.

I feel like I would not be man enough to satisfy these women.

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>>68983854
fuckin 'capd m80.

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>5'10"

>>68984318
january 2009 here

*heems you*

yeah fuck off

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if you flipped africa then south africa would be north africa and north africa would be south africa

reckon that would make some interesting changes to the geopolitical climate don't'cha think

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>>68984318
Found /b/ in 2009
Been on the /'nt/ since 2012
Been on the /'rit/ since 2013

>>68984340
Aaah yes, forgot to mention the duration of those restrictions didn't we?

>>68984399
Seven years.
From 2007 to 2014 for Romania and Bulgaria.
From 2013 to 2020 for Croatia.

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>mfw going out on the lash with the lads every day for the next week and a half

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>>68984381
>6'2''

the problem with the left trivialising the words "racist, sexist, homophobic, bigot, xenophobic" etc is that you can't call out ACTUAL genuine racists for being racists any more because it just sounds like a meme word now

and it's all the left's fault.

>>68984376
This is the reason I remained a KV until I was 22. Felt undeserving. So I got /fit/.

Currently perusing /r/sophieturner.

>>68984376
Eat and lift/do sport you cuck.

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ah yes

me and my dad going to pick fennel from the side of the road because store bought fennel seeds are no good

The anon below me loves saying the word "Bonerific", it's his catchphrase or something.

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>>68984272

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>>68984394

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>>68984381
>>5'11"

>>68984419
After which it becomes uncontrolled, am I wrong?

>>68984473
punch a kangaroo in the face for me while you're at it

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>>68984371
Honestly it's pretty common for EU countries to sign up to things like open borders and then blatantly disregard them and do what they want

Endemic decency, fair play and respect for the rule of law at every level of our government and bureaucracy makes it literally impossible for us to do this

So unlike lesser, more corrupt nations, our only option was for us to leave

any good films on today

>>68984318
2008, get fucked

>>68984318
I've been here since the start.

Just imagine the thousands of hours I've spent honing my craft, it's no wonder that I make the rest of you look like such fucking spastics.

>>68984535
t. saffy cumskin oppressor

>>68984515
>yank """humour"""

grim

does the amount of water you drink have much bearing on the quality of your poos?

>>68984318
Anyone from 2003 here?

I'm a cis white male

>>68984515
don't reply to me again
ta mate

>>68984580
I don't know but I assume it does

watch bbc2 now lads

both of my parents come from troubled working class backgrounds but worked their arses off and now live an extremely comfy upper middle class lifestyle. good for them.

social mobility exists. you just have to put in the graft for it.

>>68984580
If you don't drink enough you'll have dry poos

>>68984435
only plans i have are the siblings are come round for christmas morning and then im supposed to go with my sister and mum up to grandmas later. gonna chuck a tantrum though to hopefully get out of it

>>68984594
raided ebaums

>>68984594
Yes.

No, I don't watch anime any more.

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>>68984493
>t'Referendum
>Aye
>don't be daft

>>>/y/

Reminder this exists

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imagine actually having been on a cambodian seashell collecting board for the majority of your formulative teen and young adult life to the point where its actually had a significant impact on the way you think and who you are as a person

cannot make it up

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You're now trying to imagine what /pol/ would have been like if it had been around for 9/11

>>68984623
my dad is literally a millionaire after growing up working class and i'm a lazy NEET set for life haha

>>68984014
might join her lads haha

>>68984664
delete this image

>>68984664
Why don't you tell us what it's like?

>>68984497
Uncontrolled in the sense that anyone can move anywhere, yes. However, do they get anything of the new state? Not generally, because they can't.

Freedom of movement is unironically not uncontrolled immigration. Nobody would oppose such a thing between IE and UK. It's just that the UK is not at all ready for the same UK-EU relationship.

>>68984667
why is the 9th of november significant?

bbc big black cock hahahaha

>In October 2016, it was reported that the site was facing financial difficulties that could lead to its closure or radical changes. In a post titled "Winter is Coming", Hiroyuki Nishimura said "We had tried to keep 4chan as is. But I failed. I am sincerely sorry", citing server costs, infrastructure costs and network fees.

feel like this plot development was forgotten. lazy writing

I am from /polska/

>>68984664
Not me. Heheh.

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>>68984538
ay, on the ol' 'ub.

>>68984685
MAD MAN

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>>68984690
pretty good actually senpai

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>>68984664
Shouldn't you be blowdrying your hair and selecting your Topman outfit for tonight's mad one with Deano, Gazza and Pete?

lidocaine is weeird

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Ah yes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l758KDowZRc

the so-called gf just uploaded this

>>68984715
Hiro's little scam failed, he will try something else next year the sneaky nip cunt.

>>68984731
delete this image

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>>68984745
... The runts

>>68984712
remember remember the ninth of november

>>68984728
>underage
reported

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>>68984739

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FUCK OFF YANK

never pulled a girl at a club
no idea how you're even meant to do it

>>68984677
ive never got a straight answer but theres some talk amongst the family that da earns over a mil a year and that i might have a trust fund so i should have a decent amount to live off for a bit

though he's currently sinking money into trying to get a farm started which is his runt dream so not too impressed if it goes to shit

stop being racist

Just found out most continentals except France live in flats.... Weird.

>>68984783
Literally me in my dreams

>>68984801
STOP GIVING IT ATTENTION

>>68984664
I feel most sorry for the lads who adopted a meme as an ideology, like the ones who ended up in jail as hackers or the alt-right crowd.

stop being sexist

>>68984814
surprising, would've thought the French would wear heels

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Found this at the parents' house lads

Might report them to the police

>>68984814
Ah yes because an entire nation of suburban Barratt sprawl is better because delusional Deanos get to roleplay at being middle-class

>>68984739
the bf

>>68984836
I'm sorry I can't help it

I'm just expecting to see a suicide note one day

*navel gazes*

stop being a bully

>>68984805
nice. don't have a trust fund but dad has a lot of properties and i'm his only son so i'll be absolutely set when he's gone. will live in one and let the rest out. he's a penny pincher as well when it comes to business stuff so hopefully it won't all go tits up.

>>68984865

this

>That paki youtube "prankster" got 2.2 million views in a single day after forcing Delta to kick him off a flight because he was acting like a terrorist
Surely there's got to be a way to punish that kind of shit?

>the poonited sharts of arsemerica

*paints myself head to toe in gold paint*

i am your god now.

*dies of lead poisoning*

>>68984801
is this from Pooboo's blog?

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>>68984935

What's it like having the entire population of Pakistan in the capital of your country?

>>68984920
there isn't

Passed 'Life in the UK' test a year ago. They didn't tell me what score I got, even though I asked. I was just curious to see if I got anything wrong.

Did not apply for citizenship yet because it costs about £1000 lol.

However, I have, under """EU law""" permanent residence, for living for 5 or more years here.

>>68984920
Probably be on the no-fly list now.

>>68984937
where are you getting lead based paint

>>68984937
heh, hoisted by his own picard

*paints myself in SILVER paint instead*

*also dies*

tidying up my flat lads

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>>68984014

>>68984920
"i was just pretending to be a threat to hundreds of lives" is a defence that has yet to be tried in court, but I can't find a flaw with it!

DEANO? Are you in here? Meet me and Dazza down spoons @ 5:30

>>68984958
Rasheed

>>68984937
>>68984962
>british """memes"""

>>68984962
petard, retard

>>68984950
>63%

ah yes, the so called flat

>>68984985
Ah yes, hiking through Afghanistan. Such great parents.

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rate the tinder profile cheers

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>>68984962
>picard

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any heritage terrace property man in

>>68984994
Rorke.

>>68984950
you can always get a smashing curry

pet eel

>>68985006
>8.4%

pastry chef

>>68984950
there's only 250,000 Pakistanis in London

for a population of 8 million, that's not that bad

>>68984493
hate how Yorkshiremen think that general Northern things like chips and gravy are Yorkshire specific things. paki cunts.

>>68985034
me in the future

>>68984014
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People's_Crusade

Takes me back......

couldn't imagine living in a place where the ""neighbours"" could hear everything i did

QUESTION:
why are you not rowing? it's literally THE sport that anglos are naturally talented at

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I'm sorry, but this needs to be said.

/brit/ the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of you have felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. You exist as polyps upon the colon of British culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "deanos") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

You're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly ageing burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of being a normie than the professionals. Yet you lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very normie-world you're obsessed with. You choose instead to fuck around and make meme piss-takes well into middle twenties.

You are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like you, and the last thing we need is for you lot to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

You are on a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

>>68985035
RASHEED

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>>68984664
that would be... pathetic

heh

In 1200 England only had population of 250 thousand people

>first christmas in my own house
hmm not sure it's AS exciting as christmas at home but it does have a certain jenny say car about it

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>>68984493
return to heptarchy when

>>68984783
JJB DOESN'T EXIST YOU DAFT CUNT IT'S SPORTS DIRECT


Deano is canonically the manager of JD Sports

pull my finger

>>68985074
can't hear anything in my terrace house iah

>>68985077
Because my name's not Rupert

>>68985063
>3% is acceptable for Southerners

>>68984993
>spoons at 17:30 on a friday
Weak knowledge of Deano culture.

At 17:30 you're still cruising home in the leased A3 with the Ministry_of_Sound_Clubland_Classics_2016_mp3rip_compilation.mp3 blasting. You haven't even sat down for your Jamie Oliver's 30 Minute Meal yet. It's going to be a good 3 hours before you get ready and invite Calum, Smithy, Mikey, Gaz, Smithster and Johno round for a few round of FIFA with the prebrevs before getting in the taxi at 22:00.

>>68985064
You mean you hate how the rest of the North is so irrelevant that when people say Northern they automatically think Yorkshire.

>>68985063
>only
250,000 too many

>exams in 2 weeks
>not started studying
>already failed 3 tests this year
>telling parents im fine even though anxiety and street making me consider suicide
Uni would be great, they said.

anybody been in my position? Literally have no idea what to do, havent spoken to anyone for 4 days and im not eating.

>>68985081
I'm Generation Z actually

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>it's a the fwb is trying to use her pop psychology on me episode
>she doesn't realise I've heard the same bollocks from every girl I've known in my life
my powers are fare beyond yours, girl

>>68985116
>he doesnt know the manager at jjb meme

literally how new

>>68985128
It's not a normal Friday though. JJB let us go home early for Christmas

>>68985081
not a word

>>68985136
gifgodxjfgodpgdjgi[i

>>68985081
I'm in it for the lulz.

>>68985116
calm down Deano mate looooool

Richard the Lionheart was a French cunt

>>68985081
>>68985128
it's pottery, it rhymes

>>68985148
it was never JJB it was always JD

>>68985064
>paki cunts
talking about yourself again?

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These are actually really nice lads, got a few boxes in for Crimbo

>>68985081
not one single character

>>68985181
Uhh no, you twat, then he would've been Richard le Lionheart

think on

>>68985136
no because I'm not a runt who gets anxiety

>>68985136
first year?

forced myself to have a wank in the shower even though i wasn't really feeling up to it

now the old foreskins a bit sore

>>68985128
Fully-qualified Deanologist detected

>>68985207
rasheed

>>68985081
T. Deano

>>68985197
No jjb went bust you mong

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>>68984946
post skin for proof of race

>>68985128
fantastic post

this poster has a real insight into the life of deano

thesis material this

>>68985197
no this guy used to brag about being a manager at jjb and rant about students and everyone would respond to his posts with just -

t. manager at jjb

>>68985207
was my go to when I was sober, much better than becks blue imo

>spam /brit/ with telling everyone what uni you're going to, how you're so great for being an arrogant student, calling people machine operators
>actually get there and realise it's shit
>come back crying about it
howling

>>68985119
every gym has a rowing machine, don't have to do it on an actual boat la. Also most unis have a rowing team. It's a full body workout and anglos are good at it

Personal Trainer is the ultimate Deano job

blank space is actually one of the best songs ever written

>>68985233
jjb existed yes and the original gimmick was 'manager at jjb' but the deano gimmick was always jd sports

>>68985251
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT REEEEE

>>68985239
>>68985047
If you'd been paying attention to the thread it's pretty obvious I'm a Brit on holiday

>>68985251
If my anxiety from uni wasn't flaring up, I'd actually bother reading this

>>68985260
See some amount of Deanos in any call centre sales job.

>>68985260
>go to Loughborough uni for sports science with an aim to joining the marines
>get rejected for club foot or something
>become a personal trainer instead

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>these Deanologists getting triggered by people mentioning JJB

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>>68985082
You may call me a... gaysheed... haha.

ove it when yuh wine pon mi cocky

>>68985220
that's rape

>>68985136
hahahah LITERALLY same position. Just get studying, get some food down you and talk to yer ma if you're getting stressed out. you'll be fine, it's not the end of the world

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Just going t' mosque lads

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when is halloween lads

>>68985296
mate it's not Loughborough for Sport Science, it's UCLan or Edge Hill

any sales superstar!!! man in

>>68985322
after hallowmin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ

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>>68985248
I still can't believe that guy was real

Rasheed...

>>68985322
In 2017 in October it actually falls on Friday the 13th with the way the days line up. Doubly spooky.

why are terrorists so edgy

>>68985316
ere y'ar kid pick oop 'ar gyro will y'z

>>68985333
good post

>>68985380
BECAUSE THEY RAPE YOUR MOMMA

>>68984099
>>68984138

>>68985316
Yorkshire produces the best terrorists, it's indisputable.

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Is he /ourgay/?

>>68985395
You're not funny and nobody likes you, you should have remembered this from school

>try to open something with my teeth
>it slips and i skin the gums under my teeth instead
AH YES

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>christmas eve tomorrow
>haven't brought any presents

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>Going to a uni outside the top 40

proper sound /ladstep/

https://youtu.be/xQccYghgB9o

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>>68985368
>Halloween
>falls on Friday the 13th

>>68985136
Was in the same boat
HATED first year, become very depressed and ended up being sent down
Plan is to go back in September and start from square one when I'm feeling less depressed. Already feeling a lot better

Best thing to do is tell them you're depressed - they'll be very lenient if you're actually unwell
Also be honest with your parents and get some medical treatment

Look on the bright side, you're probably younger than me. I've fucked up so many times that I'm literally 23 by now

>>68985207
Nederlanders rate this as junk.
source: had dutch neighbor in my teens

>>68985451
this but the rustle group

>>68985395
>are
>used for an object not a person
it's us, m8

us gyro, are kid

master race:

Canada: top 3
USA: top 20
UK: top 10
Aus: top 2

>when nobody gives you a (You) for your bait so you respond to yourself with a stock reaction face

>>68985454
>chip shop
it's called a chipper

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>bus only runs every three hours
>for some reason today it was a completely different colour, different livery, much smaller
>didn't notice it coming up
>it sped past me
>had to walk home in the storm wind and rain

>>68985479
>neighbor

Fuck off yank

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>>68985504

>>68985504
Have quite honestly never done this. But then again I pull big ting (You)s.