/brit/

Seaweed

/brit/ more like /shit/ lmoa

just made £10000 on forex, inbox me for more info xx

hope all the dense cunts who couldn't comprehend a simple concept will stay out of this thread
here's the mandatory /brit/ entrance exam
(6*2)*3 = ?

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>>68981770
okay

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>nothing but shite out
rooooooo

Could have sworn this time last year we had Oscar screener leaks already.

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me

England has a higher gdp per capita than poorstralia

>>68981770
would she rly be considered cute in britain?

Got an FT subscription for christmas lads

>>68981832
Deep water Horizon is good

>>68981755
just had to get half of my roof redone, cost me 2 grand. nice feel when it rains now though, it used to make me worry

just got called a minge licker in kwik fit

Really hate the voice and accent of this Michael Faßbender, wish he just fucks off back to Germany and stops speaking english.

>>68981830
Why do girls do that thing with their lips, it looks ridiculous

>>68981867
genuinely this recommendation is enough for me and I will now watch it

>>68981836
>vancouver
absolutely 100% chance this guy is chinese

>>68981785
mong

>>68981882
england is rightful german clay ever since the saxon invasion la

Any mong man in

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saviour of western civilisation

>>68981880
I had it checked out last winter, loose tiles fixed and all that shit, just hoping that the bloke did a good job.

He did bring his teenage daughter along though, which was a bit odd.

>>68981832
>sausage party
even while high this movie is terrible

>>68981901
the height, small penis, and obsession with race also point to that

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>>68981886
dunno

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>>68981910

honestly some decent totty on OKC but could never deal with the embarrassment of actually having an OKC profile

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Südafrika

>>68981886
cause smiling is so try hard

>tfw your runt m8 is posting MLM shit on facebook

Lads global population growth is real probably, I know a family that that 5 (FIVE) kids, this can't go on, the earth is crumble. We are doomed!

>>68981929
>movie
FOY

>>68981948
my bollock on the right

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>when a girl describes herself as "bubbly"

>>68981970
not worthy of being called a film desu

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>>68981770
>post cute british girls edition

Apologize.

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>just got an email recommending that I follow Jerry Seinfeld, Sarah Silverman and Larry King on twitter

what are they upto?

>>68981909
Kind of annoys me that my union fees go to funding this clown desu.

>>68981962
mulatto lives matter?

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Luv em Brits, like that is my fetish

shitposting in the hairdressers lads

business idea: call a guy a mong for not voting

>>68981981
orgasm?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2016/12/23/brendan-cox-deliver-channel-4s-alternative-christmas-message/

lads how did scientists figure out that black holes exist just by doing maths?

>>68981836
NEED to see this guy's face

>>68981998
a google suggested multi-level marketing A.K.A. a pyramid scheme

Ahh yes the supposedly """"""""""right-wing"""""""""" of the two UK subreddits

https://numberslaidbare.wordpress.com/2016/12/23/rukpolitics-2016-survey-results/

>>68982017
the death of his wife has really accelerated his own career

hmm

my willy feels really silly
someone come give it a rub? x

>>68982036
>tfw I was one of the 37%

just not a fan of the tories any more

>>68982036
LIB DEM SURGE

>>68982046
*gives you a tug instead*

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>>68981994
Wouldn't you like to know.

>>68982036
>students supporting the Lib Dems again

Will they ever learn.

>>68982075
Jerry Seinfeld's parents were Syrian Jews.

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tfw no one to bully..

Reckon porn is rotting the ol' brain

changed the facebook profile pic

literally having a heart attack with anxiety

love stealing things off the internet why would you pay for anything

>>68982106
better have a german flag filter

>>68982083
I think the voting age should be 21 or 25.

t. 22 year old

does rogue one have the same plot as 7? like big evil planet made to kill people?

>>68982106
*scrolls over it without liking it*

>>68982117
Convenience is the only reason now.

>>68982083
most people don't care about tuition fees

>>68982117
alrigh detective?

>>68982106
relax anon no one cares about you

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>>68982137

Why are women so utterly insane

>>68981927
Please don't post pictures of my bf on /brit/

>>68981832
you can watch camrips of the latest movies out now
i just caved in and watched jack reacher 2 that way :3

Post some Deans

>>68982135
no, it's about a team of rebels getting the death star plans and is essentially a direct prequel to episode 4

>>68982106
*does laughter react*

>shave
>realise I had bad acne under my facial hair

>>68982093
I'm an adult male who has never been more intimate than a kiss on the mouth with a woman

roast me

Perks of dating a pole. Literally have 2 Christmases filled with so much food and drink xxx

>>68982160
because they have to deal with men

>>68982106
> facebook

lmao. 2011 called m8, they want their memes back.

>>68982117
how is it even stealing if it doesnt exist haha

On my way to Dublin now
Weather looks atrocious for flying

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>Ever allowing J*wbook to profile you into their databank for the sheqalim

Did you know? - If you are perceived to have any kind of control over the person you want to have sex with they might not be seen to have given valid consent.

>>68982178
It was always visible

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>>68982160

>out with the lads
>somebody says some lefty bullshit
>reply "shan't be listening" automatically

/brit/ is influencing my behaviour and I don't like it

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>>68982204
Naughty boy

>>68982160
hormones and inferior brains + plus

Want to spurt on some pert boobs

>>68982194
Have fun xx

Just learned my flaccid willy is the same size as the average erect willy. Never really felt bad for small willy lads until today. How do you lot live with such small willies?

>>68982217
yeah don't do that lad

>>68982036
>LibDems, SNP, Labour and Greens with pretty much exactly the same stances on every issue

just use one fucking party jfc, no wonder the left keeps losing

would you be able to do it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsctkiTJrWo

>>68982217
didnt happen mate

>>68982248

Mine is less than 3 inches flaccid

>>68982248
Doubt it will ever see use so I don't worry about it.

>>68982214
thicc

>>68982217
I delivered a package to someone today and when I asked him his last name for the the signature he said 'Leaf'.

It took all my self control to not say 'A FUCKING LEAF'.

>>68982214
Post more Muzzie slags

>>68982263
Guess the SNP have a pretty major policy difference with the rest aha

>>68982274
How? Can you even wank such a small willy?

estimate my willy goes from 4 to 7 inches

>>68982263
lefties have autism and can't agree over small things

>>68982183
Literally have a bathtub filled with carp

>>68982307
most people are growers lad

democracy is a moderate variant of communism

>>68982272
hahaha!
*likes and shares it*
*posts it on the whatsapp group*
*reposts it through instagram*
*makes a semi related snapchat*

>when i was 17 had a few beautiful gfs and took their virginities
>now 23 and been single for nearly a year
want to suicide

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why are there so many black people in the fighting game community

literally not done a scrap of work today

The 32 CSM is the Irish version of the KKK.

>>68982347
same
went in half an hour late, span around on my chair until lunch and then went home

>>68982340
>for nearly a year
2 and a half years here haha x

Is it true men are going their own way?

>>68982340
oh piss off you normie cunt

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>>68982017
>channel 4

didn't they air the islamic call to prayer as their ACM a few yrs back?

>>68982307

Ah yes the old flaccid wank love those

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>fighting game
>fighting game "community"

>>68982340
haha same

though it's been 2 years here
haha

>>68982327
don't think the ancient Greeks ever foresaw communism

>>68982308
it's about to go 6 feet under

*sparks you out*

>>68982359
KKK was originally set up against Irish Catholics

any incel man in

>tfw a grower
fucking hate pissing

>>68982342
faster reactions=better

hmmm curious this

http://sketchtoy.com/67754987

>>68982360
best working day of the year desu, no idea why so many people try and take it as holiday

>>68982307

It's 6 inches hard

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watching The Thick of It

well sad when Malcolm gets fired

literally did nothing wrong

>>68982308
mines probably 2 to about 6 1/2

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>>68982340
haha yeah definitely know this feel

>>68982340
I'm 22 and have only had 3 girls interested in me in my life and that's just my own suspicions since I never followed it up

>>68982380
>>68982362
why is it so hard to have high self esteem and be a wagecuck, was so much easier at college when everything was sorted out for you and you just had to be not a complete idiot

If you don't wear a suit to work, you're an utter runtoid and I shant be responding to your posts in future

Democracy is worst form of government, comparable to barbarian hordes ruling over you.
>children should be able to choose their parents

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dave's lyrics saved me from committing sudoku lads

>>68982382
the collective determining what other people get to do with their private property = moderate form of communism

>>68982340
h-ha ha, a-a year eh?

don't know how you manage lad

>>68982394
no it wasn't

Going to wank in Dublin
Been to Ireland a few times but never cummed there

Amuses me no end when I'm having a piss at the urinal and all the lads with small willies are queuing for the stalls.

>>68982397
*looks over your urinal*

Haha bit cold in here is it?

>>68982450
SIXTH time this week

>>68982453
>he doesn't spend two minutes sitting on the loo posting on /brit/ while emptying the bowels

>ring up a business I applied for
>ask if they filled the position
>women informs me they have in the most passive aggressive tone possible
what the fuck is wrong with women

Lame Stream Media

>>68982017
had a peek of his twitter and it's filled with cringey shit that's just an online shrine to her.

>>68982371
that sound's about right, their idents are just baffling.

>>68982438
Dave's good but get a grip you fucking sad cunt

>>68982448
OK not originally set up but when it was at its height with millions of members

>The second group was founded in 1915, and flourished nationwide in the early and mid-1920s, particularly in urban areas of the Midwest and West. It was rooted in local Protestant communities and opposed Catholics and Jews, and stressed its opposition to the Catholic Church.[6] This second organization adopted a standard white costume and used code words which were similar to those used by the first Klan, while adding cross burnings and mass parades.

getting quite the blowing from Barbara

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/dec/23/uk-gdp-growth-brexit-industrial-services-construction-wages?CMP=twt_gu

BLOODY racist Brexiteers!!

>>68982453
i can't pee in front of other people anymore and i don't know why

>change okcupid to bisexual so i get messages
>just makes me feel like more of a loser
wish i was gay or a woman its so much easier

>>68982453
*walks up to the urinal next to yours and stares even though im not doin a piss*

http://sketchtoy.com/67754997

*calls on my muslim brothers everywhere to kill the crusader pigs*

lefties REALLY don't like Nigel Farage

when I was a lefty I didn't haha

then I actually listened to him talk and the things he was saying and it all made sense

my reaction was "wtf i love ukip now!"

and here i am

eating a minced pie

>>68982489
>that's just an online shrine to her
yes lad his wife was murdered. kind of expected.

That Pokemon GO thing died fast

>>68982340
>A year
Just kill yourself desu

>>68982509
GDP growth is literally only high because we've got record net migration lmao

Fun fact: sexuality is a meme, nobody is actually straight or gay

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>>68982400
I'm curious about it too. But for different reasons. You see I'm curious because for me "sketchtoy.com/67754987" is nothing more than a garbled string of letters and numbers. Because I'm not going to be opening that link. If you want me to cast my opinion on something curious, then you had better find another way to have the curiosity reach my eyeballs. Perhaps you could consider uploading an image attached to your post using 4chan's very own image upload system? But I won't be taking time out of my 4chan browsing to open your link, or any other link for that matter because I do not EVER open links posted in this thread.

>>68982545
Find it weird that lefties act like Nigel Farage is just as right wing as Nick Griffin when he's pretty moderate in the grand scheme

>>68982570
>This is what benders believe

>>68982453
>I font know what a shy bladder is - the post

been looking cute lately and have been getting a little bit more female attention but have failed to capitalise on it
such is the life of a failed normie

>>68982570
this

you could fuck anything

people just have preferences

mirth

>>68982556
he doesn't need to publicly display that, just because one can do something doesn't meant that it's a good idea.

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haven't got a single (You) today, might go for the rope and end it.

>>68982587
love this post and all posts like it

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All Muzzies want the WHITE COCK

>>68982605
pics

wish i could do uni again, so hard to meet people since i left

just did a farcical guinness poo lads, it was like expelling tar

>>68982628
me at 00:08

Cut my hair once and it went great, loads of people mentioned it

Tried it a few more times and it went absolutely fucking terribly

>>68982545
unironically happened to me desu

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just beat the AI at chess on level 2

>>68982587
love the development of this gimmick. good work indeed. especially when its directed towards a cretinous australian runtoid

never understood
"haven't got a single (you) all day" posts literally the most pathetic thing in this general and that says a lot

>>68982592
Nick Griffin's policies are pretty far-left

he's just a racist, and for some reason that makes him right-wing? bad meme

>>68982595
Just a meme, like dyslexia or hayfever.

>>68982438
refreshing to see a black guy with a dog that isn't some sort of 'gangsta' pitbull or some shit

Any other non whites here? My mother was an Arab from Jordan, I was raised with no religion only celebrating Christian holidays as part of British culture. My Mum was Muslim and got into an argument with her family over an arranged marriage and left them, Fearing being honour killed she came to the UK and became secular. She hates Islam and Pakis. She doesn't even want us to accept refugees because they'll bring their culture with them. Love her desu.

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there really isn't anything less fair in this life than being born ugly

>>68982695
fuck off paki

>>68982685
>hayfever.
don't let vidler hear you say that

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>>68982106
grow up you absolute cunt

>>68982496
leave me alone please

>>68982695
how white are you, post arm

just failed nofap again

>>68982681
mate you should know by now that "right wing" and "left wing" haven't been used in the traditional sense for years, maybe decades

right wing now means bloody racist nazi and left wing now means progressive tolerance

>>68982699
Being born with Aids

>>68982641
don't have any recent ones
if I did I'd be smashing fanny on the 'der

>>68982726
wanker

business idea: /brit/ elections

election winner becomes the new janny

>>68982706
I'm just saying mate, that if you drank 4 tins on the train on the way to the football then got to the station with 30 other lads you would have no problem pissing at the urinal, you'd have no choice.

>>68982699
you could be born with any number of horrible conditions
thank God you aren't you entitled wanker

>>68982106
despise you for this post

>>68982646
Do you do any hobbies or that?

I don't but I know it's a good way to meet people. Like 10 years ago my mum took up tennis and badminton, now she plays like every day of the week and has her own coaching class and has loads of people she has met because of it. Also she's not fat anymore.

Think of something cool you would like to do and find a local club. Personally I think bouldering would be cool.

>>68982695
got a friend that's 100% Iraqi but pale as a ghost

>>68982730
It's fewer citations, not less.

I'm not looking forward to Christmas at all. I am however looking forward to my holiday 2 days later.

>>68982766
any conditions that don't affect your apperance are perfectly liveable

might go out with the lads tonight but i'm scared

>>68982800
*grinds teeth*

>>68982709
>>68982768
really both of these posts are just bang out of order

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>>68982106
Stop using Facebook.

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>you bring this girl home
>wearing this outfit
>this is my gf her name is Mohamettee

How does your family respond?

>>68982821
Pubs will be full of cunts tonight la.

>>68982681
Why do people push this stupid fucking meme? There's nothing wrong with being right wing don't get so defensive and chat shite

His views are fascist, not in the meme insult way in the half of the things he says are regurgitated from Oswald Mosley way

>>68982754
why would anyone run to be janitor?
the janny is a wanker and he doesn't even get payed he lives a sad and miserable life moderating a community that only serves to torment him and make his life tangibly worse

>>68982853
does she have a brain tumour

>>68982863
i am a cunt

>>68982853
into the gas chamber

>le i'm a brit but I live abroad meme

If you leave this island, you're a JF, not GTFO of /brit/

Nick Griffin is literally more left wing than Jeremy Corbyn

>>68982853
my brother and dad would probably hate me for having a muslim gf

Serious question here: Logistically how do you protect against lorry attacks?

All lorries use the same roads as normal cars and virtually every city is guaranteed to have a road next to a street which is always chocked with pedestrians?

I can't think of a way to prevent it. Saying "remove kebab" or "build wall" still don't address the issue of how do you prevent them once they are in a lorry?

what do pakis do on christmas day lads?

>>68982902
Since when were forced deportations of ethnic minorities left wing?

>A lot of us here will work in maintenance of AI robot workers in our lifetimes

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tinder date tonight?
thoughts?

>>68982902
nah but hes racist and therefore right wing because reasons

>>68982935
*walks towards you*

>>68982926
Since always mate

Ahhh yes very left wing

https://youtu.be/04QolIvfQEw

>>68982918
bollards

>>68982922
wry smile

will looking at BNP policies get me put on a list? want to see if they're actually lefties like people are saying

>>68982853
would probably judge me in private but would ultimately not care

>>68982853
They'd be totally polite and then worriedly ask me later if was converting to Islam I reckon.

>>68982926
Since Stalin at least I suppose.

>>68982935
>turtleneck
>denim jacket
>big chin
>those shoes
>turned up trousers
>supreme bag
don't bother

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okcupids not going too well for me lads

>>68982918
All Muslims should be killed

Problem solved

>>68982935
Trousers and shoes don't go with the top half of the outfit. Go with black/dark grey slim fit jeans and black des boots.

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>>68982918
https://youtu.be/nRbgpEslqwE

>>68982864
Fascism is intristically linked with socialism. Mosley's views were shaped by his time in the Labour Party, and Mussolini was in regular correspondence with Lenin.

Most BNP supporters came from traditionally Labour areas. When Left Wing governments show themselves ineffective, Far-Left Fascist groups starts rising. it's no coincidence that BNP became popular in the Brown years

(See the rise of Marine Le Pen in France after the ineffective government of Hollande)

>>68982918
We're already protected by bollards.

>>68982983
going on 4chan puts you on a list already

>>68982983
no they're not lefties, but they have a handful of policies that could be considered left wing

(though mainly they just try to appeal to the fathers4justice audience)

>>68983009
You need to lie on those questions if you want to find an attractive girl
Or be really good-looking

>>68982926
since when were they not sweetheart? :) x

>>68982918
>Serious question here: Logistically how do you protect against lorry attacks?
beirut triple

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>she says “two-seventeen” more than once when referring to the next year.

>>68982993
Stalin was a national socialist in communists clothes

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>>68983009

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>>68983009
>homsexuality is a sin

>>68982935
jesus christ that is pathetic

>>68983011
You have my vote, dear leader.

any grime man in?

>>68983074
Not really, since national socialism was all about big business.

>>68983089
I'd rather have your trigger finger mó dearthair

>>68983076
i first started posting in 2011, do i count as oldfag yet?

>>68983026
interesting video cheers f?am

>>68983099
ayo pham

>>68982969
Meant to reply to >>68982902 and >>68982681

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>>68982995
>>68983023
the problem is his birthing hips and virgin haircut

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>>68982935
>Tommy Tanky's face as a facial cover and the rest

>>68982935
showing your socks like that makes you look extremely dumpy and stubby

>>68982935
You look like the stylish kid in one of those hospitals for disabled kids.

>2 lover entwined passed me by
>and heaven knows im miserable now
>i was looking for a job and then i found a job
>and heaven knows im miserable now

If morrisey hadn't grown up when he did he would've been a /brit/ poster

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sooo tru

>>68982935
>>68983140

are these guys gay? is this a gay thing?

>>68983140
>lanklets

>>68983165
what inspiring lyrics

truly one of the greatest songwriters of our time

>>68983188
its a /fa/ thing

>>68982918
ban all motorvehicles from towns and cities

>>68983153
he looks extremely dumpy and stubby because he is extremely dumpy and stubby
he's wearing a twink's outfit

>>68983076
More than 50% of chan users are trump supporters or joined because of gamergate

Comes as no surprise, this place is absolutely atrocious now.

>>68983180
literally no reason to get married these days. tax benefits aren't even worth it. just have a life-long gf.

>>68983180
Not even gonna make it to the first panel ahahaha

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going out with the so-called GF tonight lads

>>68983180
why do bitter/insecure people always assume the person that would cuck them would be black?

>>68983180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDYz4C5mxjs

THIS is what divorce does!

>>68983205
it repeats the job line about 4 times throughout the song too

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>>68983159
keked out loud

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>ywn be part of a racist, subversive counter-culture

https://timeline.com/photos-skinhead-youth-england-3dc01faa7450#.q2akkdmgg

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going out tonight lads
rate my outfit

How'd you find the chon lads?

Found it through greentext stories on damnLOL!

>>68983225
>tfw you can slip under doors

>>68983254
ebaumsworld

>>68983212
So yes?

>>68983239
its a meme you dip

>>68983222
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common-law_marriage

Don't even have to get married for them to take half your shit LMAO

>>68983225
>top half oh his boy is longer than the bottom

reminder that BNP are left-wing

>>68983239
because those same people are neo-nazis/alt-rightists

>>68983225
Top notch much better than >>68982935

>>68983241
From the ice-age to the dole-age
There is but one concern
I have just discovered :
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers
As Anthony said to Cleopatra
As he opened a crate of ale :
Oh, I say :
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers

incredible, truly incredible

>>68983239
Because it's the most humiliating form of getting cucked

>>68983225
roll up your trousers to make yourself look dumpy and stubby

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out on the pull lads
rate the fit

>>68983251
took me way too long to realised it was mirrored

>>68983254
Migrated from SA.

>>68983254
news of the fappening

>>68983254
funnyjunk

>>68983275
>oh his boy

>>68983254
found /b/ via funnyjunk
found the good parts of 4chan via a raid thread

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>he wouldn't shag rosy

bender

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>>68983292
He is definitely /areguy/

Likes thicc birds too

>>68983330
fix that mug and i might even lay my eyes upon her

got given a full length barbour coat. look like bloody bladerunner in it.

>>68983246
Join the alt right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXTpHNMdOZU

>>68983254
greentext stories in early 2014

>>68983356
>her

>>68983292
>so please please please let me let me let me get what i want this time

>>68983375
I actually quite like that song Tbh

it's used in This Is England too

on a hype ting lads

VERY windy and rainy lads.

Not in the comfy way either; in the "I hope none of the roof tiles blow off" way.

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>I like the Smith but Morrissey is a dick

>>68983346
that ass looks terrible

>tfw was the edgy kid in school

>>68983437
>ass
FOY

>>68983437
foy

>>68983420
doxxed

>>68983254
men's room stall "come to /brit/ for a fag time"

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the guff

>>68983437
foy

Hey mate can I bum a fag