Culture Pals - /cp/

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2 weeks now that I stopped talking to my main

>>68958440
I bet Koi misses you, go back to her, anon, there's still time.

>>68958508
Português errado, use extra flags

>>68958569
It's just a joke, Vinny, just like every time people call me Vinny.

>>68958440
7 days for me
>I have exams I'm too busy now
Meanwhile she's only on IP all day every day suddenly

Why would males visit other males?
Are they gay?

I've seen this thread many times over the years but I never figured out what you guys are actually doing. What's the point?

>>68958997

To find QTs

>>68959067
Has anybody actually done that?

>>68958617
sure sure

>>68958763
Yeah

>>68959173
Several of us

>>68959173

Many have. Infact several are spending the holidays with their QTs right now as we speak

>>68959271
>tfw your QT lives in a theocratic dictatorship and you will never spend the holidays with her

>>68959406

Iran?

>Things were getting a bit cheeky and flirty with a new qt
>All of a sudden her cousins baby dies
>Things are a bit somber and sad now

I mean I can't fault anyone. But still, not a nice thing to dwell on at this time.

>>68959584
Of course. You had a 50/50 shot of getting it right though because the only other option would be Saudi Arabia.

>>68959997
>tfw no vaticanese qt

rate my qt
/chokawaii_girl

>>68960729
Not sure if fake or a trap

>>68960729
>>68960926
I bet many weebs message that "qt" anyways

>Go on trip with qt
>http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/u-s-student-kidnapped-raped-bus-brazil-article-1.1305356 happens
>wat do?

>>68961384
I hon hon hon and dump her for being a slut.

>>68961856
Made me hon hon hon!

>>68962198
Really makes you hon hon hon.

>>68962334
Post a sexy nood to make me hon hon hon

>>68961384
>going to brazil
she knew the risks

>>68962334
HUE HUE HUE?
>>68962809
If your qt tells you to go to Brazil with her, you just know you aren't satisfying her.

French lover meme BTFO

>>68961384
This is just sad...

>>68962809
>Some qts are going to France and Germany in the middle of a refugee crisis.

The absolute madmen.

>>68961384
Everyone acts like Brazil is this super cool party place but they forget most of it is a crime ridden, third world shithole

>>68959997
I searched through the Iranian qts and jesus christ they are all gorgeous, show me a pic of yours

>>68963637

>implying women ever use logic to base their decisions on

I thought you were better than this lad.

>>68964622
True true my bad

>>68960729
>/chokawaii_girl
LOL she fat

Which Southeast Asian country has the best (in terms of personality) qts?

In my experience, Indonesians tend to be pretty laid back and cool, and Vietnamese are more conservative (still haven't deployed with any of them) but also cool to talk with.

Let's post some music lads

Anything you like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTPhQ_EEOpM

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>>68965421
>Southeast Asia
>qts

>>68965421
Thailand

>>68965480

https://vimeo.com/50925108

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>telling people about your qts

How do you memorize the "rules" of a new language? I'm learning Spanish from scratch and it's the first language I'm trying to learn seriously (Did some stuff in school over a decade ago but I flunked it) and whilst learning words and masculine feminine has been easy I'm having a harder time memorizing the language sets as English is so fucking ingrained into me that it's difficult to break from its rules.

>>68965421
I find indonesians a bit too submissive for my tastes. Filipinas are great, as are thai women, although they're crazy conservative if they're not a literal whore.

>>68963372
>some people LIVE in france and germany in the middle of a refugee crisis
truly madmen

>>68965480
>sid vicious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHiGR0iuTUo

>>68965762
Practice, learning a language is like riding a really broken bike. It just takes practice

>>68965480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-miLbYrpdvQ
based voldemort,saw him last friday and it was superb

>>68965762
Read more in that language before you try to write, believe it or not, just reading will get those rules subconciously into your brain, and before you realize, those rules just come naturally, like, you read what you wrote and think:
>Wow this looks off somehow
Also in that level of training you shouldn't read people chatting, but books and articles, things that were edited and such. People talk like shit, and you might learn wrong if you try to communicate before fully grasping the language.

>just slightly over 3000 online right now
are there any other pen/emailpal sites with a decent userbase?

>>68967218

If you're interested in Russian girls, you can use tinder and fake your location. They pretty much expect you to be faking your location, anyway.

There's always VK and facebook, too.

>>68967325
Why would you fake your location on Tinder?

>Hey lets meet up after all that talking. Where will I meet you? That Cafe next to Lenins Mausoleum?
>Heh-heh...actually I'm in America, I used a GPS faker to make it look like I'm in Moscow so I could meet Russian women

>>68965909
>>68966720
>>68965696

thanks guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gslr6b525Jg

>>68967504

Most girls expect you to be faking your location because you're interested in taking a trip to Russia, and are looking for people to meet.

If you have no intention of traveling to the country, you wouldn't be faking your location in the first place.

Source: I faked my location, got 50+ matches a day, and several asked if I was interested in traveling to Russia.

>>68967325
>vk
>facebook
>tinder
mate, these arent penpal sites

>>68967536

Post local music for us to share with and impress foreign qts. Here's a quintessential Canadian band:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGRNEJiD3PY

I posted this in /adv/, but I didn't get a response. Might as well post it here.
I met a woman (about 16 years older than me) online. We started talking and teaching each other our native languages. That was about two years ago, and we still talk pretty often. In this time she's sent me a few post cards and a package with candy from her home country. She calls me cute pretty often. She also really wants me to visit her country, she brings it up almost every time we talk.
It sounds to me like she's into me, even despite our age differences. Or am I just looking too far into it?
And no, she's not just trying to get a green card. I don't think she wants to come to my country.

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>>68967590

You can contact people from around the world with these sites. They're not explicitly for penpals, but you can meet anyone, and they're more popular.

>>68967631

Girls are suckers for Yugo rock ballads no matter what genre they like to listen to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrJvkquw7CM

and lately every girl is a sucker for SARS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Ms56gX-Tc

>>68967631
>>68967679

to quote a certain croatian bend

>Pjevajte nešto ljubavno, klinke svršavaju na to

Play something romantic, teen girls cum to that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_uwMa6ifkM

If you find a punk girl

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>tfw the Slovenian anon comments on one of your qt's profiles.

pls no.

>>68967871
They're known for these machinations. Filthy, vile Slovenes

>>68967871
There's a Slovene here and he's looking at girls ?

WTF ?

They're all faggots.

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/Marcybats

Oh wow, I don't know what to say about some of you pathetic virgins.
The qts that were posted here by the same flags that called me fat were a lot fatter than I am.
In fact, I am of very slim build. It just proves how biased autists here are.
As for my hair color: who cares?!. I'm white as fuck and I'd love to be exotic.
But I'm not and you can see it on my IP that I'm a real blonde girl. I'm from fryslan proudly.
You just call me fat because you hate me because I express myself with emoticons, and you expect femposters/attention whores to post nudes
and even though I did it, you still want to find reasons to hate me.
But little do you know that the daily alcohol I consume numbed most of my basic emotions.
In other words besides the fact that I get annoyed at the retardation of the virgins here
I don't care. Merry xmas!

>>68968040

kek fatty.

>>68967647
Do you guys actually flirt or it's just saying you're cute and meeting the city part? Girls do that to literally every friend of them, doesnt mean they are into you. If things go beyound the "you're cute" to "I'd totally kiss you if you were here" then it's different.

>>68967731

Here's some obscure Canadian dance-punk to impress a Canadian backpacker you might meet one day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFRl3mACLIs

>>68968173

kek fatty.

>using interpals to kill time while unemployed
>tfw getting a job will take away the only times you're able to talk to your qt

>>68966657
>>68966831
Thanks guys

What are you guys gonna do on xmas? (。>ω<)。

>>68967894
>>68967906

The rest of the world forgets Slovenia exist, which makes them seem so innocuous. Damn they're dirty, underhanded tricks.

>>68968273
Get drunk with my sister.

>>68968273
i'm gonna be wishing i was cuddling you on the couch watching christmas movies

>>68968309
(ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ okay have fun
im off to sleep, bye!

>>68965715
Underrated post

>>68968365
Wait, are you that disgusting attention whore who posted nudes the a couple threads back?
How can I get back my (You)s? you don't deserve them.

>>68968417
_へ__(‾◡◝ )> you can't. Also, you now have HIV.
>>68968363
:3

>>68968417
>implying there isn't a nedernon pretending to be a girl anyways

>>68968520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lffg88WDRg

>>68968520
Well at least I can't get anymore aids from licking your feet.

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We're both interested in traveling to Ukraine. She speaks Russian, I don't.

...Am I in? Inside her, how do I get inside her?

>>68968555
>>68968570
join the e-HIV club!
>>68968524
I don't wanna trip desu but it's really me. you have e-HIV now too ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ

>>68968040

H-hello :) H-have you seen my posts ? :)

>>68968273

S-spend it with you ;_; ?


>>68968365
don't go ;_;

>>68968644
c-can I into HIV club :(

>>68968644
Why you keep posting those jap smileys or whatever, you disgustinng weeaboo

>>68968617
I did, I only came here because a fellow dutchie (non-Frysian (thus inferior) said that you shoo'd me away, but you never did. I think you're sweet and kind! (。>ω<)。
I just decided to stop coming here because I'm busy with school (/^▽^)/

>>68968676
୧༼ ͡ д ͡ ༽୨ yes you get a special honorary VIP pass (or should I say HIV pass)!!
>>68968684
(๑•﹏•) actually, I'm not a weeb. I don't even watch anime anymore, I just like to use those kaomojis because no one else does here.

>I don't wanna trip
>but I'll post emojis anyways
ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง
ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ┻hiv┻

>>68968685
>>68968721

>S-she noticed me :)

Can I make you not lonely for christmas ?

I-i would love to get to know you better.

>>68968721
>>68968733
>>68968685
Get the flu and die.
Kaomojiers are the niggers of Asiaboos

>>68968756
>>68968721
Please marry him

>>68968756
aw anon that's so sweet of you (๑°⌓°๑)
Sure! But not now, I'm really heading for bed now. It's 5 o'clock in the morning!

>as if actually tripfagging is any better
・・・ʕ ˵ ̿–ᴥ ̿– ˵ ʔ

>>68968756
>>68968830

She said she's heading to bed. That means she wants to wake up to you preparing breakfast for her!

>>68968830

O-okay, p-pls add me on skype
ivanaleksander , Ukraine, Odessa

>>68968876
>>68968789
t-ty lads

>>68968830
>>68968945

A-also, good night, s-sweet dreams ^^

w-will talk tommorow :)

>when you intentionally give yourself a stutter online

>>68968945
>Giving your skype handle out on an image board.

That's not how you get a girl to fall in love with you! You need to book a plane ticket straight to the Netherlands, find out where she lives, sneak into her house, and have her wake up to you serenading her with a love song.

>>68969009
I hope the hoe lose all respect for him, and add him just to waste his time.

>>68969013
>Not waiting her back from work in her bed naked surrounded by rose petals

G-G-G-Guys, I--I-I-I--I'm so Shy...T-t-t-that I stutter on t-t-the I--i-i-i-i-i---i-i-i-i-i-ii-i-in...ternet!

>>68969013

I am poor :(
I would but I am poor :(

Please don't spam my skype I want just the dutchie :(

Good night now

>>68969074
>I would but I am poor :(

That's no excuse! Love knows no boundaries. Hop onto the next freight train, or hitch hike your way to the Netherlands.

Women respect initiative and dedication!

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>>68969049
>there might actually be a weeb gril who unironically likes that

>>68969074

This may be your ONLY CHANCE! Don't back down now, GO GET HER!

qt hasn't responded in a couple of months

Do I ignore her or send a message?

PLEASE keep in mind I'm very drunk and open to suggestion so don't take advantage of me.

>>68969252

"My girlfriend and I are traveling to [insert qts country here], want to meet us for a drink? As a discretion, we're also interested in a threesome."

If she responds positively, you'll have to find another qt to be your girlfriend... but it's a once in a lifetime chance.

>>68969295
Sounds like a sound plan and I'll get on that AT ONCE.

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>>68969374

Which cunt tree is she from? And why are you still thinking about her if she hasn't responded in months?

>>68969441
It's not 1 qt in particular. It's one who hasn't responded in 7 months (from Brazil)
Another who hasn't responed since new Year (From Morocco)
And another who hasn't responded since Tuesday (From Italy. She was my main qt until she met someone else and I'm still bitter about it)

oh, plus a Polish qt that hasn't responded since the 13 of November, despite being mid conversation.

Basically a bunch of grievances mixed into one.

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Was I too mean to this guy?

>>68969516
>Brazil
>Morocco

I'm not sure what you were expecting. If you're looking for a committed, long term relationship, traditional Eastern European qts are the way to go.

>she met someone else
>a Polish qt that hasn't responded
>Basically a bunch of grievances mixed into one.

Sounds like you're getting too attached. Talk with as many qts as you can, and don't develop feelings for them. If they're interested in you, engage them, but don't go falling in love when the girls don't show romantic interest in you.

>>68969627

Adding to your view count :^)

>>68969667
Been here for years, Steve. My name and face is permanent on the infini-chan board for /cp/

>>68969705

...infinity chan has a culturepals board?

When memes collide.

>>68969814
It hasn't been used in like a year from what I know.

>>68969814
I just checked it now
>tfw lupo_13 actually posted here along with Indianola
How long has it been

>>68969835

That's alright m8. My only claim to fame is having met Rachel in person.

>>68969883

They haven't been regulars in almost two years.

We're wasting our lives.

>>68969885
pls dont go there

It has a picture of me on it.

>>68969911
Ezec?

>>68969940
Whom?

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>>68969992

The Australian happa.

>>68970026
Don't know him at all.

He wasn't Thomas was he? I remember he was Dutch.

>>68970104

Ezec was a half Filipino, half Australian grill - and I only remember her because she used to send me lewd snapchats.

Not sure who Ameribro was thinking of.

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Incidentally, I still have a picture of one of Indianola/Paul's qts in my /co/ folder.

>>68970406
She's cute. But I don't remember the saga.

How did it end?

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>>68970420

He never bothered to respond to her snail-mail packages. If I remember correctly, she sent one of her worn sweaters, and a perfumed love letter, and he freaked out.

I would have too, desu.

>>68970546
That's a nice gift to receive regardless.

>>68970691

He then started talking with another happa from New York, and ditched her when she visited Seattle to see him.

The moral of the story: Paul loves mixed white/asian girls, and is afraid of commitment.

>>68965555
how can you tell if they are men or women? seriously ignoring the thai girls mesaging me right now.

>>68968945
>Odessa
that explains a lot desu

>>68969902
Tbf Indy was caught red-handed on /vg/ or /v/ not many threads ago when he was trying to meme himself into becoming some kind of twitch/yt celeb.

So he isn't doing any better than us :3

>>68969516
Don't worry lad, Julius Caesar was cucked by a man in drag. It happens to even the best of us :3

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>>68972135
>Indy tried to become a twitch celebrity
>Rachel tried to become an instagram whore
>Lupo_13 tried to become a musician

We didn't try to become anyone, and we succeeded.

;_;

>>68972202
At least you're not disillusioned! And you're also trying to catch them all, that's something!

What happened to Vinni, is he o-ok?!

www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=657165153814626304

What's going on here?

/Talking to yourself general/ is best /general/

>>68972694
Why the fuck would a white guy worship a brownskinned fattie with a solidly average jungle asian face?

>>68972730
Because tits, that's the only reason I can think of

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If anyone's interested, this guy will answer any question of yours no matter what (limit to one question only.) Are you up to the task?

https://www.interpals.net/LuciferMStar

>>68972776
wow first time I see this!

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>>68972422

Ha ha ha ha...

Y-yeah.

>Bhutanese qt doesn't want to see my body
>tfw you will never see Bhutanese nudes

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>That one person who you can count on to respond when everyone else fails you

Who is it, /cp/?

how do you filter out people learning asian languages

Haven't used interpals for a few years.

Is there an offline mode yet?

>>68973175
Offline mode? As in, using the site as normal except you're not shown as being logged in? No, unfortunately.

>>68973285
>not shown as being logged in
yes, that.

and too bad. sometimes i just wanted to log in to check things and felt bad ignoring messages from online people.

Found a qt in my city, feel guilty messaging her when I already have my Italian qt but the fact is I know no one here and really want a friend (´∀`)

>>68974468
>a friend
you mean, a wet hole nearby?

Wake up to messages from 15 new qts
Not bad

>>68974739
Nah, just want someone who can show me all the good bars and shit round here. I haven't got a clue still.
>>68975211
>tfw haven't received a message first in over 2 months

>>68975325
I just used the qt crawler yesterday, works like a charm. Must have got about 40 messages in the past 24 hours.
Do it anon.

>>68975325
After my newest brofile update I will swim in firsts... Wait and see!!

How do I get rid of the 'New Photo Comment' notification ?

>>68975503
I have the line "native English speaker so I can help you with that", pretty sure that helps encourage a lot of them (especially the Asians) message first
>>68975516
I think that's a bug

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>>68975500
>hey guys got all these qts
>btw I used qt crawler

>>68975516
Hmmm, sounds like a bug... You should report it to the headmod (/rricho)

https://interpalsnews.blogspot.com
Is this /ourguy/?

>>68952404
yes and yes

>>68975589
If it gets my started with conversation who cares?

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>>68975783
guys is this arab slut catfishing me?
What is with all the red on the text? Can you do this or did she wipe off the original text?

>>68976486
White text on white shirt doesn't look good

>>68976486
>kakao
>dutch flag
Post Ukrainian titcow pls

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Which one of you guys is this ???

>>68976748
me

>>68976748
I cant stop listening serbian war songs as well
Its like they're addictive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ4ebQLu4Cs

>>68976748
https://youtu.be/bjh7zEmqlbY

>>68977761
What about the Bosnian ones?
https://youtu.be/-iGi57dabWM

https://vid.me/Uwew

Big tits kiwi girl

>>68979361
Literally fuck this site that remove nudity in less than a minute

>>68979361
>1 minute later
This video has been suspended either due to a copyright claim, or for violating the terms of use.

>>68979361
Still saw it. Ha.

Nice rack.

>>68979304

Thompson is great as well, Croatia

webmshare com/play/y8rdW

webm related

>>68979432
>webmshare com/play/y8rdW
>>68979361
eh could have just uploaded there

https://vid.me/dvZe

>>68979432
Oh god he looks like Tommy Wiseau too... Muh sides!

>>68979487
And >>68979361 could have uploaded it there >>68979432
Mind BTFOed

>>68979537
Wow man
You're like man
One of those thinker mans man

>>68979570
This is going into my profile. What is your name?

https://sendvid.com/iho1y4nq

ill just use here since theyre small files

>>68979643
nice, is she fat?

>>68979613
Nebojsa

>>68976748
Dude

>>68979684
She sent me a pic of her vagina and it didnt look like she had a gut so probably average, she doesnt look fat in pictures.

Also it looks like this also 404s quick. shit.

>>68979304
some bosnian are good, some are shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeG8mqDalWU
>>68979432
he is disgusting

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>>68979643
Thanks man, you are my new best firend! Get cucked gutless Bruno!!!!

>>68979703
For you

>>68979805
Still up here my dude :3

>>68979826
Stonecold! Sounds like the song lacks a little of that magic wizard flute the Bosnians love though((

>>68980024
ayyyyyyyyyyyy lmao

I'm famous now.

https://sendvid.com/mr0chxm7

>she a girl tries to be sexy

>>68980156
Reminds me a little bit of Keenan Cahill desu

>when you save so many nudes and look at them again and think wow shes got a nice body but forget who it is because they dont name a face or name on them

damnit

>>68980410
Just rename them after saving them ?!?

>>68976748
can't stop with these bad boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKiB8-2LK6s

>>68980680
try

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgh9oPcaRAo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwUQlkAUQDI

SOTY

>>68980924
kys

>>68980988
>he doesnt like tatar cloud rap

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>>68981042
>liking meme "music"
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>68980924
Q-qt... Except that Calvin Klein underwear. Hate that shit.

Damn...

I've been talking to some Spanish guy who hates Angela Merkel and Hillary Clinton. I could have sworn it had to be one of you but I see nothing in the thread.

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>>68981173
>Not liking meme muzac on meme central
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>68981225
Okay and he just said America had a problem with niggers.

Which one of you is this?

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>>68981268
Looks like the spider's caught himself a little fly

>>68981353
Is it you? Send me a friend request from a not bullshit account.

>>68981394
B-but I only have bullshit accounts?

>>68981447
Then your least bullshit account faggot.

>>68981268
it is me your spaniard
>>68981262
изыди бec
>>68981217
the only cute thing in this vid is Maykovskaya station

>>68981501
Can't be, his English isn't shit.

>>68981485
T-that's my least bs account...

Who else /last minute Christmas shopping/ here?

>>68981798
Then send me a friend request so I can make sure it's you.

I don't just accept friend requests from any fake account from a gay spaniard? What kind of boy do you take me for.

>>68981879
OK sent

>>68982011
>tfw no friend request
Legitimately disappointed.

Why do girls want to add me on Facebook, I do NOT want friends and family seeing I'm stooping as low as talking to foreign girls online

>>68982102
I have been found out
*floff disappears*

>>68982131
Just tell them you're not allowed to have a facebook due to court order. That's what I do.

>>68982102
That is what you get for bullying.

>>68981394
That would be me

>>68982210

>Just tell them you're not allowed to have a facebook due to court order. That's what I do.

The fuck ?

>>68982419
It's like you have no sense of humor.

>>68982537
Sorry mate, just heard a lot of weird stories about court orders in USA.

Didn't know you were kidding

>>68982607
Oh no, that's totally a thing they do with pedos but that's kind of the joke.

This is why I am in touch with this qt for over three years. Fuck man I know she's right, but those tits though.
>Trust me as a hairstylist I know which is natural looking with natural beauty. Ur chinese girl she have a natural beauty this one maybe u wash off her face that u can tell hahaha

>>68982775
What is she a fag hag?

>>68982851
Not sure what you mean, but the friend girl, I'm pretty sure she's almost asexual.

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Tfw all you want for Christmas is a long hug from a cute girl... and you know that's not going to happen

>>68982262
I got your back comrade

Just made my account a couple days ago, I should definitely be getting more views than I am, what's up

>>68983333

Quads

Post profile

>>68983388
no I'm not retarded I know you autists compile a folder of those gullible enough to post their profile

I know something's up because my only views come from those I viewed myself

>>68983422
you certainly are new here that's for sure

>>68983422
You must be ugly.

>>68983483
>haha you're new secret club secret club not one of us
you're faggotry isn't being contained, fix it

>>68983527

Post profile

>>68982262
I'll stop bullying you once you figure out contractions.

>>68983585
post autism spectrum test results

>>68983527
bullying isn't welcome here, please leave

It's clear you're new here since no one gives a fuck about you and we're not going to stalk you, no one gets put in a database for posting their profile here

it's your, not you're, btw. retard

>>68983673
shut the fuck up virgin

>>68983589
eh, the button is broken so why would I bother copypasting an apostrophe?

>>68983673
What the kraut said
>>68983673

>>68983774
>>68983738
excuse me who are you?

>>68983815
did I ever say you are allowed to reply to me?

>>68983839
who?

>>68983872
you ya chubby autistic cunt

>>68983920
who? are? you?

>>68983931
you are smelly and a doodoo head

>>68984012
how did you figure?

> one week old account gets love y dovey

which one of you faggots is doing this?

>>68984254
me

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I give up
I will never get a gf
Women are so fucking lame and boring

>>68984445
talk to fat women if you want personality

>>68984445
I always seems to find a way to have an entertaining discussion.

Today I got yelled at for saying Paris had too many gypsies and Algerians. That was fun.

>>68984445

agreed

>>68984470
<20 girls are best for innocent chat
>22 are horny af, takes no effort to get newds

>>68984638
>>22 are horny af, takes no effort to get newds
how do you do it

The messaging system really needs another separate inbox with people you've added or a favourites to stop them being buried under thousands of other messages.

>>68984638
What about 21?

Fat dutch aids-whores.

>>68984737
usually, if they are at least messaging you back, and a little interested,
just chat with them for a few days and occasionally ask for selfies
make sure to be a little bold so she associates you with more than being an asexual beta on a 'penpal website', like tell her she's cute, ask what experience she has with guys
then at some point when she asks for your pic, tell her you're in bed
usually they say it doesn't matter
then tease her a little with your chest
ask if she wants more and then tell her 'you first'
some need more convincing than others

t. (apparently) handsome virgin
>>68984810
depends on country and luck, if you want high success rate, go for 22 and up

>>68984777
the site is so bug ridden,i doubt they will add stuff.

hell it lost like half or more of its users because they couldnt even get it to work properly

>>68984445
almost got some sweet quads too.

What do you do when a qt is pro refugee lads?

Do you stick to your guns and educate the young misguided idiot or do you hide your powerlevel?

>>68985544

Educate

>>68985544
Hide your power level. I'll never understand what's with you niggers and your compulsive need to tell everyone your world view

>>68985544
>educate
I'll be honest: that's not possible in 90% of all cases.

They will attack you, be aggressive and just block you then, despite how many statistics and whatever you have to prove your point right and their's false.

>>68985655
I thought so.

Funnily enough I never find I have to do this with Turkish chicks, they fucking hate arabs.

>>68985667
It's literally not possible to discuss anything in Europe without discussing the brown hordes at some point. If you talk to someone's in Europe long enough it's an inevitable topic of conversation.

You know, what with all the terrorost attacks and all.
>>68985691
You're probably right. My core qts are mostly eastern yuropoor chicks anyway who don't give a fuck what I say. Western lefty qts are pig disgusting and inferior in every way.

>>68985791
>it's literally not possible
Yes it is, autists like you just can't. See a terrorist attack on TV, comment so sad and move on. There's no need to carry on topics that bring nothing good to the table

>>68985968
You sound like a beta.

If you had a gf I bet you'd let her vote for who she wanted too.

>>68986014
>it's beta letting people exercise their right to think for themselves
I also voted Clinton :)

>Do u think u are having the autism?
Wow could you be less upfront kthx

>>68986308

fag

>>68986308
And Clinton lost, therefore you are a loser.

>>68986391

Not him, but when the hell is Merkle's term going to be up? I feel bad for you all when I watch the news

>>68985033

You have no problem getting girls to undress themselves for you on the internet, but you're still a virgin ?

How is that possible ?
Why don't you apply whatever you know in real life and stop being a virgin ?

>>68986556
its easier when you arent there phisically

>>68986556

This Tbh>>68986686

>>68986500
Haha good joke

Never because she does a guddn dschobb

>>68986391
We'll see what happens in 4 years. Don't underestimate the forgetfulness of Americans

I fucking hate mexicans and latinos, they need to be rounded up and deported

>>68986804

You're fucking crazy for actually liking her

>>68986500
Germans have elections every four years, the next one is next year. The leader of the largest party in a coalition typically puts their leader in as Chancellor. So Merkel will likely win a fourth term, unless a party like SPD gets more seats. But that would mean an even more liberal government.

Anybody who AfD can get enough seats to lead a coalition is an idiot.

>>68986873
Don't worry mate I just have citizenship, I personally hate everything about this country and want it to burn.

>>68986941

You're an embarrassment

>>68987152
No I'm Iraqi

>>68986941

Move to Mexico

>>68987178
So you're a goatfucking savage, same difference.

>>68987178

Move to mexico if you hate living in the US so much. Don't be a leech

>>68987711
Then how can I vote in candidates that want to ruin the nation? Be smart

>>68987780
get out mexican shit skin

>>68983422
You're already in the folder, how naive are you?

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>>68987780

>>68985033
noice
i will try that

>>68986941

T H I S
H
I
S

I personally hate everything about your country as well and want it to burn

>anon you sound very worried lately

how did she know???

>>68988604

About?

>>68988654
icant get a job and i want to quit my current one

>>68988694

She could probably tell based off how you've been responding

>>68990337
KEK, is she 12?

>>68990337
are those apples o cherries?100% serious

also
>i need to think of something to say when my relatives ask me why i dont have a girlfriend
>you do now

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>>68990516

>>68990604
Cherries

>>68990657
she wants to be treated like a big girl

>>68990657

loli

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>>68960729
>chokawaii_girl


I've seen her

>message from German flag male
>check profile
>100% Turkish
>weak german
every time

>>68992267
mostly turks pretending to be from a western country because literally 99% of the site has blocked turkey

>>68992352
I wouldn't be surprised. Only message I've received from Iceland was a Turkish guy faking his country and bitching about how no one wanted to talk to people from his country.

I wish I could block the language Turkish.

>>68969627
not too mean, more like to autistic.

>>68992411
I wish Turkish men would stop existing

>>68992461
that would be good too, but I'm not that optimistic

>>68992217
Hah, this is where I found her.

>>68992411
wel, what would you do if everyone blocke d canada?

>>68992604
not use the site and spam memes on /int/ to ensure the countries reputation stays horrible

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>>68957785
Daily reminder none of you who recognize me improved anything in your lives.

Except for you Beni, you're cool.

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godspeed leaf bro

>>68992655

>>68972202
Gib Rachel's instagram

>>68992745

I remember your flag, but we've never shared posts.

But I have improved things in my life, anon!

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>>68992944

>>68992923
thanks bud

>>68992745
I love u 2 bromo

My cute who lives in France has invited me to their second house in Madagascar.

How far would you go for a cute, /cp/?

>>68993414

I would never travel with the sole purpose of meeting a QT unless I had already met her IRL and things were official.

Both times I met with my previous Italian QT was because I wanted to go on vacation to Europe. and while I was there I made a point to visit her. But if I met a Azerbaijani QT, I wouldn't travel there just to visit her. I don't have a interest to go there either

>>68993616
>I would never travel with the sole purpose of meeting a QT unless I had already met her IRL and things were official.

I will meet her during my planned trip to France and then she'll visit me at my place in Germany after that.