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Culture Pals - /cp/

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Good Pick-up lines Edition:

Come meet QTs from around Spain, get your flirt on, hook up with femanons, learn '''''languages''''', use all your big daddy skills, make fun of Canadians, fall in love,name your future kid Mara Dona, etc

Culture Pals website for the newfags:
>www.interpals.net

OP pastebin:
>http://pastebin.com/aKbez9ya

mega with all the OP pics that nobody uses
>https://mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

Old thread (don't forget this when copy pasting OP text you cunts):
>>68883289
>>68883289
>>68883289
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first for broken heart
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Sup lads
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>>68919963
Craving Nando's 2bh
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>tfw only asians reply
>tfw that's ok anyways bc you got the yellow fever
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uniform pic is so far ineffective lads
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Your perfect "qt" smokes mary or cigarettes. Maybe even both.

Your reaction, /cp/?
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>>68920001
>craving overpriced chicken
>>68920148
Cigarettes I could live with so long as it's not excessive, not Mary
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>>68919699
yes but she's never alone in school so i've never had a private convo with her
>>68919718
nah but i wouldn't be surprised if she has girlfriend
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>>68920030
iktf
but props to the odd european or american that messages me every now and then
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Fizkult privet
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>>68920148
Relatively indifferent to both. Cigs are nasty but I could deal with it as long as it wasn't excessive. The only time I have a problem with stoners is when smoking weed is literally their only personality trait.
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>>68920176
>Impaling a Norwegian finds anything outside Norway overpriced
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>>68920148
yes to mary, no to cigarettes. what is she a slumlord?
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>>68920312
>>68920275
>>68920176
Do you char with males, and if so, what about?
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>>68920148
>You're dating an American "qt", /cp/ what is your reaction?
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>tfw you crave wild sex with a black girl but you live in a hick town and all africans on the internet are scammers
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>>68920376
stop feeding her ASAP, until she gets un-americanized.
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>>68920369
you mean chat?
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>>68920506
Nah, he was probably asking if we like to set things on fire with other men.
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Anyone who wanted the db still here?
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>>68920645
Yeah
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>>68920116

>uniform pic

assuming you're a milfag you're a fucking faggot for posting a uniform picture.

Post profile btw
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>>68920645
what db?
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>>68920210

Wait she's bi? She likes girls?
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>>68920718
>>68920645
nvm just checked last thread, yea post it lad
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/hyeon0519

I don't even like chinks that much but my cock rock hard right now
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>lady 10 years older than me messages
its time lads
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>>68920719
i know she likes men at least, but i don't know, she seems a bit tomboyish
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>>68920865
Suspicious.
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>>68920944

Whats the most conversation you've had with her? I want to see you succeed
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>Qt is coming to my city in January.

I think it's only going to be for a day or so, for an interview at a Uni here. But I'm quite excited at that if there's any time to meet up.
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/Clites1990
seems legit
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>>68921128

That's awesome man
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>>68921012
i dunno, i sat with her on the train once and talked about school stuff but that was the only time it was just us two.

we are just finishing the class right now so i may never see her again, besides, she's so much older than me i don't think it was ever gonna work.
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>>68921250

Oh... :/
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>>68920655
>>68920771
30 minutes or so on upload
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>>68921292
i know, maybe when i'm over her i can come back for qts on ip
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>>68921369
I really just need to know 1 acc but sure ty
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>>68921369
You're my new fav anon :3
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>>68921457
[email protected]
Email me the account and I'll do a lookup
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>>68921469
You email me too, I'd rather not dump it publicly if you're the only person who wants it
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>>68921543
Sure thing my lad
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What is the db?
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Is this shit still filled with flirty people who don't know what they're doing and no language exchange happening whatsoever?

If yes, I was thinking of maybe baiting some shallow girls by making a "mysterious" profile (which really is just removing all the interesting personal info and reducing the number of pictures).

Then, by the time they're tired of playing normie mind games with me and give up, I will already have practiced for a good amount of time.
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>when she finally says the b word
I hate being so transparent by immediately quit talking but what else am I supposed to do?
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>s this shit still filled with flirty people who don't know what they're doing and no language exchange happening whatsoever?

I learn more if I'm attracted to someone because otherwise I wouldn't give a fuck about what they say. And when you're attracted, you obviously flirt unbeknownst what you're doing ;D
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>>68921887
Bully?
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>>68921921
boyfriend
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>>68921511
check if it got sent
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What is the db?

What is the b word?
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>>68921954
>>68921927
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>>68921932
I don't have any email
>>68921954
Interpals user db
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>qt asks to see what the girl I liked in high school looked like
>proceeds to comment on her and asking about her and American girls
Lmao all of this just because she heard my friend joking about the girl when I was talking to him on the phone.
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>>68921990
I was using guerrillamail what do you sugest?
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Oh, thanks. And why are you sending an interpals db user to others email? Is it interesting? I want it too
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>>68921990
Don't hack me
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>>68922026
Just create a cock.li
>>68922038
Um cause they asked for it, email me >>68921511
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>>68921995

Tell her that American girls are scum. She has nothing to worry about
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>>68922073
Send it my way too senpai
[email protected]
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>>68922120
I didn't tell her that though the American girl I liked wasn't bad and was one of those rare good ones. She doesn't have anything to worry about anyway, I haven't talked to that girl in years.
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>>68922073
sent, send it here lad
[email protected]
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>>68922073
Sorry for the delay but I sent you an email now... Hope you got it :3
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>>68922073
Teehehehee okay but you won't hack me right?


There's nothing interesting in my life so far ;(
I have a friend who does that sort of things because he studies computer science but finally I didn't ask him to hack the persons I like acc because I feel bad doing it : (
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>>68920667
gotta use every advantage I've got
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>>68922164
>>68922195
>>68922197
Sent it to you guys
>>68922210
I'll send it to you but that's all, don't want it getting passed around too much

I should note, interpals forced a password reset about a month ago, some people will have just used the exact same password again others won't.
Either way people reuse passwords across multiple services so there's that...
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tfw everybody now using cock.li
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>>68922439
I didnt get anything lad. I resent from cock.li
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>>68922173

Czech girls are better anyways
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>>68922478
were you the one that posted a song last night? I listened to it but I fell asleep it was alright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5g-91mwiNs
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>>68920645
Yes
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but what's in that email? :S this is exciting. feels like Mr. Robot :|
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>>68921543
I want too
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it is legitimately harder to get girls on this website than in real life, why do y'all do this
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>>68922539
Yes senpai that's me.

There's only one other serb here I think.
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>>68922513
They really are and so different compared to American girls.
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>>68922488
I'm assuming you're mvr... So I resent
>>68922556
>>68922588
Sorry lads to late, maybe someone else will dump it later
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>>68922601
Depending on where you live it's not. I live in a hick town where any girl who's around my age (22) but isn't married or in a committed relationship is either a swamp monster or has a shitty personality.
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>>68922611

It's depressing here Tbh....


I have 2 girls who want to go out with me from Tinder. Im suppose to text one back tonight because she wants to set a date for this coming week. I don't even really want to do it Tbh. I'm debating not even responding
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>>68922619
:(
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>>68922073
[email protected]
Pls mr.bong
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>>68922656
I get it since I remember what it's like there and living back where I was horrible since I didn't like Asian girls and they were the main women there.

just set up the date and go anyway and try it, you never know maybe it'll be alright.
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>>68922689
You know you can beg him in email, he left it, it's cuter that way.
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>>68922643
fair enough, but get out of hick country ASAP bro, I've been there and it's so much easier and more enjoyable in the suburbs or in the city
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>>68922619
I don't think you emailed me the password for the other link.
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>>68922689
Sent cause I'm nice
>>68922826
Shit I forgot there's a password, just use finder.insidepro.com or hashkiller.co.uk/md5-decrypter.aspx those should crack 90%+ of them

I have to go now so sorry but any other emails are gonna go unanswered, congrats to those that got it
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>only 3400 people online
member when IP had a decent amount of people online at this time?
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>>68922791
I'm trying. Need money to get out but there's not many job opportunities here or in the nearby cities. Like even the McDonald's in my town isn't hiring. I almost escaped, but unfortunately I had to move back after university because I've been unemployed since then.
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>>68922721

I dunno, if I'm going to go. Might be a waste of time.. I mean, girls here are nowhere near as attractive as euros
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>>68922904
I remember the times when there were like 12k people online in the North American afternoon. Good times.
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>>68922900
Thanks my anglo friend,ill check it at Home when i get there :3
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>>68922944
whats the peak hours and how many are online at that time?
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mfw trying to understand the email
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>>68922900
Thanks man, well deserved digits :-*
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>>68922915
It might not be a waste of time and do you really have anything better to do then? Or you just going to come shitpost on here rather than going out? That's true, so then why don't you come to Europe?
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>>68922999
Seems like 10am-1pm gmt -7 are peak hours to me.. Only a maximum of like 8k online on a good day though, usually around 7k.
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>>68923043

Lol yeah I was probably going to be shitposting Tbh

>why don't you come to Europe?

I can't move there (pilotbro). But, I'm going to take another long vacation there this coming year for sure. Just not sure where yet.
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>>68922981
>>68923037
did you get the whole thing?
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No one is safe from being cucked
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>>68923051
>only 8k
what the fuck happened?
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>>68923114
I don't blame you I'd do the same rather than waste my time

I figured it was you since you're the one that goes on about American girls being shit the most. I want to do the same this summer instead of going home but I don't know where to go yet either.

How's things with the Canadian? If you're that guy
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>>68923253

DELETE THIS
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>>68923330
Several bugs and downtimes this year... it went from 15k peak hours on late 2015 to 7k on peak hours nowadays...
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>>68923330
Site was broken as fuck and borderline unusable for a while so lots of people fucked off.
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>>68923363

I'm not sure if I want to do the U.K., France, or Spain. I sort of want to visit Italy again, but I've already been there twice this year. So I think I should go somewhere else

>Canadian

Yeah that's me too, so we had a talk yesterday. As of now, we are just going to be like best friends. she said "we can just standby for a while. I don't want to overwhelm you and make you freak out again". So, we are just friends for now. Let some time pass. I'm not sure if we will go back into a relationship thing or not. But I am content with being friends. She actually told me it's up to me what happens.
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>>68923404
i deleted my account during the summer and it used to be at least 10k at peak hours
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>>68923467
I'd say go to France or Spain.

Well at least you sort of fixed things with her and maybe you'll decide you want her.

Anyway I'm off to bed, have to get the train in the morning to see my qt and stay with her for Christmas.
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>>68923114
Off topic but how'd you get into flying? I'm in the Air Force, trying to commission and fly until retirement.
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>>68923584

merry Christmas ameribro. Have fun with your QT. Tell her /cp/ says hello!
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>>68923596

I'm going through a civilian flight school. I'm working and paying my way through it. GI Bill barely pays shit for it anymore.
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>>68923608
Mele Kalikimaka me ka Hau'oli Makahiki Hou /cp/
Thanks brah I will
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>>68923645
You're a vet? I'm trying to go to the Academy, been studying my ass off.

How does the civilian route work? Do you receive CPL upon completion?
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>>68923253
that's hot
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>>68923714

yeah, I was in the Army for 5 years.

Right now I'm working on my Private Pilots License through a local Part 61 flight school in my city. Next fall im going to be attending a large Fast Track course. After I finish this course I'll have everything I need for the Regional Airlines

https://atpflightschool.com/airline-career-pilot-program/index.html
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>>68923467
Spain is wonderful. Specially Malaga : )
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>>68923795
Oh shit that's cool. You trying to stay regional or work up to international? Pay is much better for international right?
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>>68923875

tell me more about Spain. Particularly the east coast. like Barcelona and Valencia

>>68923880

Gotta start in the regionals. I'll be there for probably 5-6 years. But I'd like to fly for JetBlue, Alaska Airlines, or United Airlines one day.

Here's the pay if you're curious

http://www.airlinepilotcentral.com
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>>68923253
Is this your qt?
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>>68919780
>Only Asians message me
>If you talk to them even semi regularly they get attached
>Keep asking me to be their bf, when you visiting, I want to see you ect
How do you stop this?
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>>68923982
Well, I don't know ... beaches and parties ;D It's beautiful too, but Malaga is better.
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>>68924042
what's wrong about getting attached? : (
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>>68924095
Visited my friend in Malaga this summer, he's good a fucking awesome sea front pent house apartment. I felt like a king
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>>68924133
I don't really want an online relationship, seems a bit weird
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>>68924095

I'm not big into the party scene Tbh.. and I'll likely be traveling by myself
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>>68924042
Don't talk to Asian girls. Problem solved.
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>>68924275
Mate if I didn't talk to Asian girls I'd get about 2 messages a month
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>>68924338
Stop talking to asians.
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>>68924138
Surely in the East part? El Limonar maybe? Pinares de San Antón?
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>>68924173
True ...
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>>68924475
Torremolinos
>>68924424
Cheers
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>>68924580
Ahhh :D If you go again and you like natural beaches go to Nerja : )
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>>68924338
Just keep bashing your head against the wall messaging non Asians until someone talks to you.
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>tfw literally never talked to an asian or got messages from them this year

damn feels good to be a gangster
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>>68924907
Asians don't care for us sudacas.

Except Thais. Those cunts message everyone.
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>>68925199
I've literally never had a Thai girl message me before. In fact the only Asians who have ever messaged me first have been Indonesians.
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>>68925199
I've never been contacted by anyone outside of Western Europe
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>>68923982
I've heard retired mil pilots can generally skip the regional period, how true is that?
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>>68925248
>never had a Thai girl message me before
nigga, what. they message literally every single white person
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>>68925308
>I've never been contacted by anyone outside of Western Europe

how new r u?

Not even Russians?
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>>68925351
I'm serious. I've straight up never had a Thai message me. Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
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>>68925331

Lol fuck yeah they do. they get fucking insane sign on bonuses on the Legacy Airlines.
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>>68925411
I've been here since scarfpals. But I rarely get views either so it pretty much evens out

>not even Russians
Do Poles count?
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>>68925620
Goood shit gonna stay on course then
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>>68925671

Dude. The reason the USAF is having such a hard time with pilot retention is because they are all leaving to go fly for the airlines. They are getting massive sign on bonuses and starting making a fucking lot.
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>>68925636
Poles are Slavs as well therefore not Western European.
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>>68925709
it's just frustrating that I'm like a good 4-5 years before I can start pilot training
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>tfw you click on a profile and you've been blocked despite never speaking to them
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>>68925773

What are you doing in the Air Force at the moment?
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>>68925833
I'm AMMO, haven't gone to my first base yet though which is Ramstein
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>>68925762
well, the language is fairly slavic, but Poland is like a mutt. too in the middle to remain as slavic as Russia, but yeah, not too western tho
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>>68925921

Ohh you're the guy who talked about moving there. Have fun there!

but yeah, that wait period sucks dude. Just try to stick it out. If it works, it'll be worth it in the end.
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/Mariaaa777

L-lewd
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>>68926832
/Philippine999

Really makes you think.
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>>68926832
>>68926849
would lick
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Someone from /cp/ upset my QT
LEAVE NICE GRILLS ALONE
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>>68927724
How do you know?
Did she mention severe autism?
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>>68927724
What happened? Was it an archaeologist?
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>>68927769
>>68927777

She told me some guy on IP wasted her time trying to befriend him. Luckily she's thick skinned and doesn't care but I don't want you assholes to mess with my qt!!!!
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>>68927796
What's her profile?

I'd like to apologise and make up for it.
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>>68927796
>wasted her time trying to befriend him.
>trying to befriend him
I still don't get it,friendship is literally wasting time with someone else, the fuck did she want?
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>>68927724
you cant tell me what to do
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>>68927796
>>68927823
NO

>>68927822
Believe it or not friendship is great. Maybe it's something you haven't experienced so you don't know it's like.
She pitied the guy and empathized with him. I guess she thought she could "fix" or "comfort" him.
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>>68927919
I know friendship is great, amigo.
My point is that having a friend means spending time with them, how do you "waste" time with friends?
What exactly did he do, that disappointed her so much to call a friendly convo a "waste of time"?
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https://www.interpals.net/ShelbyCamaro

>that whole 'about me' section
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>>68928205
Profile won't work for me.
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H-hello new anon :3
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I
FUCKING
HATE
ANORECTIC
AND
FLAT
SLAVS
REEEEEEEE
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>>68929362
Anorexic*
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>>68929627
Anorectous*
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>>68929842
Anoctoxic*
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A week until I get to see qt lads

Also if Pilotbro's still here then yeah I can definitely recommend Spain. I really don't like the East Coast that much though, outside the big cities it's all shitty tourist hubs, I've been to some of the other places mentioned in this thread and you would get the same experience on a nice day in Blackpool - no point travelling all that way for that. Go to the North or Old Castile, do something a bit different. And make sure you go to Seville.
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>>68930106
Funny you say that given the reputation Benidorm has of being Blackpool but warm.
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>>68930130
Benidorm is shite, Benicassim notwithstanding - literally embarrassing being in the same country as that
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>>68930180
But it's the great town that gave the world Sticky Vicky. And a place for all of the old British tourists to get leathery in one place.
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>>68930219
To be fair it is the /pol/ of Spain. One containment zone for all the pikeys and handbags. Only problem is it's been leaking and now the entire coast, Alicante to Barcelona, is basically uninhabitable. Plus the Balearics have turned into some sort of student colony. Pretty tragic.
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First time I've had to bump one of these threads in yonks
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bump for bhutanese qts
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>>68930180
>>68930219

True, I hate Benidorm and I wouldn't even visit there ironically. Don't see why normies enjoy it. Last time I was there it was really filthy and the food was disgusting.
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>>68933596

Also if I'm seen reading something like 2666 and getting pissed in bars next summer will it get me qts?
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Tfw no 6'2 British shepherd qt
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Morning fellas
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>>68933626
Women can't into Bolaño.
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>>68933747
I'm a 6"0 former (and probably future) farmer if that's good enough for you
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>>68933747

I'm 170cm
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>>68934668
Kek consider suicide
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>>68934668
Anglo-genes at work lmao
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accidentally deleted my meme folder lads
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>>68935053
Kek consider suicide
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>>68935053
Sorry to hear that
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I have too many fucking conversations to keep up with. Fucking qtcrawler.
If I want to keep all these conversations going it's the only thing I'd be doing all day and I want to play video games.
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>>68935252
I enable qtcrawler and go to the online page like it says but I don't see any option to open all profiles, am I being retarded?
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>>68935444
Ignore this, yes I am being retarded
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>>68935053
here have mine bro
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>>68935578
Thanks a lot famalãm, I'll surely download that!
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>>68935493
Shit boy looks like I just opened a can of worms, 7 new messages and 40 views already
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>>68935053
O memo está morto, longa vida ao memo!
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>>68936197
>o memo
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>>68936197
O mémé*
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Where is my dutch qt slut love :(
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>>68937745
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o4ytmUYcsP
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>>68937869
kys
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>>68938487
Okay, but can killing myself be done in this way

>meet dutch slut qt
>make love
>get aids
>die

Because that way I'd die a happy man


I want her boys.
I love her boys
Cute dutch slut is my life, is my love :(
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>>68937973
top quéque
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>>68937973
my sides
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>>68938563
Is the talking about that fat disgusting STD-bag?

Doesnt ukraine have enough aids?
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>tfw no aids to spread to qts.
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>>68939373

She is not fat, her body is pefect
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>>68939800
FAT AS FUCK LMAO
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>>68939800
thats fat as hell
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>>68940001
Shes probably hiding the other 80% of her behind the towel.
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>>68939961
>>68940001


>tfw you're just baiting me to post nudes so I'll get banned

Sorry, but no.
I need to wait for my love here and post :)

She has a perfect body <3
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>>68940082
Thank you, only this amount of autism and cringeworthiness was able to get that attentionwhore out of our general
>>
W-wait ... she was real? I thought it was a fake :/
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>>68940437
The other day she posted a picture holding a sign saying /cp/ and then posted some nudes.

And they were disgusting.
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>>68940437
>>68940496
They're still archived here.
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>>68940082
My god, no wonder Ukraine gets the shit annexed out of it.
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>>68940496
wtfff why would anyone post nudes for free?
aaaaaahahahh
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>>68940670
If you're mentally ill and possibly have aids then who knows.
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There's this 30 year old woman who I'm talking to and I swear she's only talking to me because I'm friends with a 20 year old woman who she has the hots for.
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>>68940811
>trust me im blonde guys
ahahahahahahahha
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>>68940082
You get banned for posting nudes?!
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>>68941391
This is a blue board. No porn or any NSFW content really.
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>>68941391
blue board newfag
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>>68941440
>>68941445
Oh shit yeah, shame I have a Chinese qt
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>>68941482
Just link to an imgur link. It'll be fine then.
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>>68941706
What body part am I even looking at???
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>>68941866
The chin
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I like her sheets
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>>68942369
I read that as
>I like shreks
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What does /cp/ think of a girl who's not fat, with F Cups?
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>>68944115
post pic
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/Julyyandreina
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>>68944223
Damn
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>>68944223
thicc
just kiding fatty
>you are so charming
>you know how to bullshit girls but i like it
>how can you be single?

what did they mean with this?
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>>68944144
>>
if quints russian qts are the best qts
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>>68944405
Solidly average.
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>>68944405
pls b my gf
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>>68944448
>implying that they arent even if you did not gets quints
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>>68944405
Honestly not too great. I'd be disappointed if she sent me that.

Not to complain, but it's always a bit shit when you get sent something an it's underwhelming.
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>>68944405
Looks saggy.
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What is /cp/ doing this new years eve?
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>>68947968
drinking
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>>68947968

I'm spending my NYE on 4chan :)
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>>68948096
Come to Karlskrona and raid the naval base with us

>>68948171
kek
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>>68947968
Snuggling with Herman Hesse. Maybe I'll have a digestive sip of whiskey.
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>>68947968
getting pissed
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>>68947968
There's a Rangers and Celtic game on the same night, so I'm going back to my flat in Glasgow to watch the carnage of two of the most drunken nights are combined to one.

While drinking with my flatmate and shitposting.
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>>68948236

What's so funny
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>>68948236
I wish I could.
>>68948246
Anything other than The Glass Bead Game/Journey to the East/Steppenwolf/Siddhartha that you can recommend?
>>68948327
solid /slav/ choice right here
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>>68947968
I bought myself a bottle of Jim Beam and a peculiar pack of expensive cigarettes from a nearby tobacco shop

I am going to get drunk...responsibly. First smoke the entire pack in a matter of minutes and then get drunk, as to not set the house on fire
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>>68948531

Thanks senpai.

Also

Narcissus and Goldmund, and Klingsor's Last Summer is the personal favorite.
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>>68947968
Getting fucked up
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>>68948621
Too didactic choices...
He is too didactic overal, especially for a New Year's read (replying to the Spaniard)
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>>68947968
Pub of course
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>>68944405
That's not F you virgin
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>>68948844

Then why quote me if you're replying to a Spaniard lmao

Vi hrvati ste stvarno ludi :D
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>>68937745
No it's definitely memo, this >>68937973 isn't Portuguese at all... Maybe Italian, but not Portuguese!
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>>68948864

She said she wears F cups
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>>68948808
>>68948864
>>68949017

I dare you to reply to the next 50 posts every one of them individually.
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>>68949011
You two put in book title lures, tempting people, and it is my duty to obstruct you and save the people from boredom

Let them read Woolf, if you want to confuse and freighten them
>>
>>68949116
There is literally nothing wrong with reading Hesse.

Thought granted only thing people should be reading on New Year are alcohol prices
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>>68949197
A better New Year's reading list would be any Latin American modern novelist, for that maximum shot of alienation, blunt hatred for society and morbidly sarcastic depiction of people and their spiraling misery

It's a family activity
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>>68949350

Hello, I live on the balkans, I don't need to read to become like that.
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>>68949474
That's right. Your New Year's playlist consists of Milica Pavlović, Mimi Mercedez Jelena Karleuša and Sandra Afrika

P.S That's actually my playlist
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>>68949776

Eh, try EKV, Parni Valjak, Azra, Riblja Corba.
>>
>>68949881
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amsV0KIJ_GE
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>>68949944

God no.

But if you want something from Croatia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiqVQvkcKh0
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>>68947968
Nothing at all, probably go outside to watch the fireworks. I don't have any friends.
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>>68947968
Work because my boss is a turbo jew and he will sack me if i dont go ahh
>>
who's working on christmas ;(
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>>68949085
I dare you to find me a Dalmatian heroin addict or Serbian nazi.
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>>68949050
Sometimes grills lie, especially about boobs and how they look.

t:titman
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>>68950967
i want a serbian nazi qt to make little half-serbs to piss off my village
i'll even build big orthodox cross in my yard if i have to
>>
>>68951047

Well I prefer smaller boobs anyway. So I don't see why she would lie to make them bigger
>>
All of you guys would be so much happy with QTs if you didnt have such a shitty filter. Who cares where the QT is from, if she's QT?
Make 2017 a better year for you and dont filter any countries, just make sure to filter every individual for what they are.
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>>68951453
t. BR
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>>68951453

>Who cares where the QT is from

Umm.. I do
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>>68951494
Swedish women are number 1 in understanding what I'm saying ;)
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>>68951106
Why are Serbians and Croats enemies? Shouldn't you all be allied agains those fucking Albanians and Bosnians?
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>>68951605
yes but people are easy to manipulate. you cant change that without dictatorship
with democracy parties will fuel hatred to gain cheap political points
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>>68951250
Then we will never fight over the same qts, and we can really be friends :D
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>>68952041
Do Serbia have a lot of gypsies? Do you personally consider Serbia to be white?
>>
>>68951596
>swedish women
no such things
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>>68951453
I only filter qts by the size of their milkers.
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>>68952706
That's the right thing to do. Though some flat girls have nice asses and good face too. I'm more of an ass man.
>>
>>68950254
Come to Karlskrona mate
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>>68952926
If you pay for my train ticket.
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>>68952706
This tittymonster looked at my profile.
I don't speak that language though.
/OdalisArl
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>>68952792
Bunda for the brozilian, what a surprise! I like a fat ass too, but I just lose interest after a while if I don't have a dairy queen...

btw how do you tell a flat qt that you want her to enlarge her titbags?
>>
>>68952954
oh god no
>>
>>68951453
I absolutely care where a qt is from, for example I can't find a women who's black a qt so I definitely have to filter out Africa
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>>68953239
>btw how do you tell a flat qt that you want her to enlarge her titbags?
>wanting fake tits
kys my man
>>
>>68953363
>wanting a-cup
Go fugg boipucc if you like boyish shapes that much.
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>>68953088
Junglenigger learning Arabic... Not even the milkers can save that one 2bh.
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>>68953559
just find another qt
or maybe she's just shit at taking pictures
I also got surprised by what I missed before
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>>68953559
only absolute degenerates like fake tits. they make tattoos look tame.
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>>68953658
It was more of an hypothetical question on how you bring up the subject to a qt without making her kill herself.

Tell us about those surprises pls? :3

>>68953756
>Y-you are degen because I-I say so!
your (you) man
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>>68954009
mate, artificial body modifications are degenerate
>>
People disagree with breast surgery because they only noticed the botchered ones.
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>>68954281
>pacemakers are degenerate
Nice one dude
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>>68954009
With clothes on there was nothing to see, but she actually had a great pair when I got the better view of them
As a scientist I always need to see prove, so that turned out well here
But you have to believe my word, as I'm not sharing anything
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>>68954437
Unnecessary artificial body modifications are degenerate

Nice one dude
>>
>>68954533
>implying what's unnecessary isn't subjectively defined
Good one lad
>>
>>68954696
It's not

Bad one, virgin
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>>68954965
>Fixing a cleft lip is degen
>Shaving is degen
>Tattooing a little dot somewhere no one can see it is degen
>Makeup is degen
>Wearing clothes for anything but practical reasons is degen
Right on bro
>>
My Iranian QT is actually p. based

>hates Hillary
>thinks American pop culture is degenerate as fuck
>hates Islam
>openly talks shit about her own government
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>>68955514
rip her
>>
>>68955514
>"openly" talks shit about her government.
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>>68955276
>Fixing a cleft lip is degen
Read again: unnecessary

>Shaving is degen
not an artificial body modification

>Tattooing a little dot somewhere no one can see it is degen
yes, that's exactly what it is

>Makeup is degen
too much definitely is, yep

>Wearing clothes for anything but practical reasons is degen
you are not modifying your body directly, therefore it's not the body modification we are talking about

you are into lower class shit
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>>68955598
I don't know if she says anything bad about Islam or the Iranian government in public, she seems smart enough not to do that. But today when I was talking to her she was going on about how Iran's government is insane and crazy enough to use nuclear weapons against Israel and Saudi Arabia if they get them. And she called the ayatollah a retard.

I hope she gets out of that shithole soon.
>>
this girl I've been chatting with tells me I should pray. I want to go full euphoric but maybe that seems rude/austistic...
>>
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>>68956292
>>68956326
>>68956356
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>>68956042
>I want to go full euphoric
Why would you want that? Are actually a faggot? Or would you have to pretend?
>>
>>68956444
ha :D its funny i know, these lewds are for laugh boys
>>
>>68956535
Yall niggas are free to whitenight this bitch and let the drama unfold here
>>
>>68956603
>bitch
Why is she a bitch? Just because she has sex as much as men do? So you can fuck anyone and be a king but she cant do anything otherwise she's a bitch? Wow, males these days are worse than Hitler.
>>
>>68956743
I can bet my penis she doesnt have sex nor will in the future
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>>68956743
>So you can fuck anyone and be a king
>Implying he could fuck anyone.
>>
NEW THREAD:

>>68957785
>>68957785
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>>68955796

>Read again: unnecessary
But it is not necessary in all cases. Unless you begin to consider psychosocial harm as a factor, but then you also have to accept that breast enlargements can be necessary if having small breasts cause psychosocial harm for instance.

>Shaving is not an artificial body modification
Your hair is a part of your body, and if you make it look different you are by definition modifying it. Look it up.

>Too much makeup is degen
Your statement from earlier:
>Unnecessary artificial body modifications are degenerate.
You are contradicting yourself.

>You are into lower class shit.
And you're not able to see the logical implications of your statements.

If you want to discuss logic ok, but you sort of forfeit when you begin contradicting yourself.
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