/brit/

anime

>>68927312
Benchmark
Only Slade surpasses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

FUCK anime 2bh

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>Christmas is in 2 days
fucking hell lads

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>taking less than 5 a-levels
>not going to oxbridge, LSE, or imperial

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morning lads

>>68927312
list of things i've done in my life:

>got shot in the knee
>was in an amateur porn video
>my uncle stabbed someone and their intestines fell out
>i'm the biggest distributor of weed in my city
>shot a guy with a bow and arrow
>found 2 guns on a beach
>wrote a country song that played on the radio
>best beer pong player in my city

wish I was smart and went to a good uni like Imperial.

Real talk for a moment:

How....'are' you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVF6cO6_dF8

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>>68927343

it's in 3 lad

I'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN TO KNOW YOU

ALL I CAN SAY

IS WON'T YOU STAY

JUST ONE MORE DAY?

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i don't want to get BETTER i want to be DIFFERENT

>>68927346
>this queer bitch is so angry he posted once in the old thread and once in the new thread

really hope he doesn't wake up his 5 chinese room mates, afterall they have a long day of sucking each other off in a kensington bar bathroom tomorrow

500 mg of diphenhydramine straight down the gullet

>get called a stalker
>manage to trace the accusation back to some lad I've never heard of
>look him up out of curiousity
>he's dating my ex

apparently admitting I dated a girl is stalking
very interesting

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>>68927380
>when you look at his transcript and it says "UCL"

STAY NOW STAY NOW

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Just bought this book
Excited to crack it open and give it a read

BABY IF YOU'VE GOT TO GO AWAY

What's /brit/'s opinion on sniping on eBay? Did one and feel bad about winning it, gotta a great deal though ngl

you guys go so fast

If you think about it polytheism makes more sense than monotheism. Multiple equal forces fighting for control explains our flawed universe rather than a single God who just doesn't give a fuck.

>>68927361
woke up at half 6, might as well stay up now since i probably won't get any christmas shit bought otherwise
my moods are kind of cyclic but i'm alright at the moment
you?

BABY IF YOU'VE GOT TO GO AWAY

DON'T THINK I COULD TAKE THE PAIN

WON'T YOU STAY ANOTHER DAY?

>>68927394
mate of mine's sister had a guinea pig called clementine once

>>68927391
no try again mate
>he will defend going to a shitty rank obsessed uni with psychopathic ex private school twats and isolatory chinese mongs where professors ignore all his shitty whining because he was too severely disabled to clear 90% in his a-levels

embarrassing

>>68927424
Richard Gere had one of those up his arse and had to go to the emergency room to get it extricated

OH DONT LEAVE ME ALONE LIKE THIS

DONT YOU SAY IT'S THE FINAL KISS

WON'T YOU STAY ANOTHER DAY?

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>>68927260
>>my uncle stabbed someone and their intestines fell out
that's all well and good but that wasn't really YOU now was it

>>68927453
fuck i thought of this same quote when i read that

I TOUCH YOUR FACE WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING

AND HOLD YOUR HAND

DONT UNDERSTAND

WHAT'S GOING ON

>>68927411
wonder if egypt had just slaughtered the jews like they should have would we have ever had christianity or islam?

>>68927437
mate you go to a worse uni and you're pissed about it

it is ok and in fact perfectly normal for inferiorities like you to go through this experience

>someone on /brit/ the other day called me a fag for liking anime
>use my influence to obtain his IP address and eventually his name and details
>trace it back to his house
>knock on his door
>a short woman wrapped in a blanket answers
>looks too old to be his mother
>inform her that there has been a very naughty young lad talking shit about japanese animation online
>she promises to take away his internet privileges if I don't tell the police
I agreed.

Wont be seeing that little runt around here any time soon.

>>68927368
>depends on how you answer them
>doenst answer them

>>68927463
me too haha

GOOD TIMES WE HAD RETURN TO HAUNT ME

THOUGH IT'S FOR YOU

ALL I DO

SEEMS TO BE WRONG

lads if evolution is real why didn't other apes develop intelligence like us if intelligence is the most important trait for life

really makes me think

how badly will the shopkeeper judge me for turning up at 7am and buying booze

wow plz be slow

>>68927497
>if intelligence is the most important trait for life
by who's standards and why

>>68927474
nonce

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it seems absolutely mental that the nazis and that were only 50 years ago, feels like they're from another age

STAY NOW STAY NOW

BABY IF YOU'VE GOT TO GO AWAY

STAY NOW STAY NOW

DONT THINK I COULD TAKE THE PAIN

STAY NOW STAY NOW

WON'T YOU STAY ANOTHER DAY?

>>68927497
Apes are to smart for the civilization and technology memes

read Ishmael

>>68927497
>intelligence is the most important trait for life
explain why chad succeeds where so many autistic yet smart people fail?

>>68927516
>>68927493
>>68927467
>>68927449
pack it in

imagine being german

>>68927512
>50 years ago,
80 years ago

>>68927471
lel m8 lined up a 36k starting job at a bank and shit while you're creaming yourself at the prospect of your memeperial degree

laughing at you

>>68927521
STAY NOW STAY NOW

OH DONT LEAVE ME ALONE LIKE THIS

STAY NOW STAY NOW

DONT YOU SAY IT'S THE FINAL KISS

STAY NOW STAY NOE

WON'T YOU STAY ANOTHER DAY?

>>68927497
We eradicated the competition and assimilated the neanderthal grills.
Where they were available.

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>>68927525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaxDxHUWP8

>>68927530
I've got a 45k job lined up at newton consulting you mug

enjoy working 6 years to reach my starting salary lad

Unironically want the mexicANO to fuck and marry my sister so I can have little half white nieces and nephews

baby i'm just gonna shake shake shake shake shake
shake it off
shake it off

>>68927545
Til is a lad.

why are germans the best engineers in europe

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The Huns?

Not a fan.

might go to work haha

Roughly how many hours per day do you spend on /brit/?
Furthermore, how many Posts Per Day (PPD) would you say you do?

gwan get some calamari and chips

right i'm taking requests

what chrimbo cracker shall i croon next

>>68927508
by darwin, the man who theorized evolution

>>68927519
made me think

>>68927520
"chads" are only succesful until they're arund 18 years old, then they become drug addicted working class twats

>>68927536
i'm talking about apes like gorillas and orangutans

>>68927565
Literally drooling on the thought of getting a rohde and scwarz spectrum analyser rn

>>68927592
>scwarz
*Schwarz ofc

>>68927591
fish seem to be doing rather well in life when we aren't hunting them
and they aren't particularly intelligent

dubs and the queen dies on Christmas this year

>>68927592
>buying a spectrum analyser instead of a DSO and just typing fft in matlab

germans got BTFO in ww1.....and later got BTFO in ww2

>>68927618
superb post

>>68927620
bad post

Took 6x the recommended dose of these sleeping pills
Will be documenting the effects

>>68927552
>45k
>Newton consulting
>45k

you're laughing mate that's utter shite you cannot embarrass yourself like this you need to stop

>>68927580
If you accept you're Anglo you're a Hun.
Mind fuck I know
House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha too. Windsor

britain always win

>>68927614
>DSO and just typing fft in matlab
BRAH... BRAH.... You doing it all wrong. I don't even... BRAH

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Vodka at 7am? Sorry, no.

>>68927609
they get hunted by other animals because they're dumb lad

>>68927591
>"chads" are only succesful until they're arund 18 years old, then they become drug addicted working class twats
t. 17 year old told this so he won't kill himself yet

>>68927627
>being angry because newton didn't bother turning up at your careers fair

>>68927630
Anyone that flees Germany is not German in my book

>>68927651
the "chads" i know are all working as carpenters or other labour jobs

>>68927649
20 lambert and a twix then you brown individual

>>68927614
Wonder if my Rigol can interface with MATLAB

>>68927658
so all them pakis are british along with all your Syrian refugees

hey pssst

>>68927653
they came and after 5 minutes talking to the toff twat at the stand I still don't know what these fuckers do for a job all day

>why yes son, I did give 30 years of my pathetic life to some shitty consultancy job I can't explain

adopted son that is in a homopartnership

>>68927649
cornetto

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>>68927630
>you're Anglo you're a Hun.
Anglos are to Germans what Humans are to Chimps

>>68927650
what about this
https://nypost.com/2015/06/07/chilling-photo-captures-womans-final-moments-before-fatal-lion-attack/

>>68927674
The rule isn't universal, the paddies that fled Ireland are still paddies

>>68927674
Brit know how fucked they are. They don't need a random Irishman pointing and laughing.

>>68927689
wow thsi really chilled my almonds

>>68927361
I'm alri. How's it foing?

>>68927683
it's pretty clear what they (we) do, maybe you were too much of a mong to understand

not surprised they didn't invite you to the lecture or aptitude tests

really getting sick of this so-called "Islamic" "State" to be honest lads

>>68927705
you'd better activate them then mate

Fooing

psst i am talking to you

>>68927719
>he needs to be lectured to understand what his fucking job is

yeah makes sense, no wonder you couldn't hack >90% at a-levels, probably graduating with 62% in a retardsubject I bet

HEY MR. CHURCHILL COMES OVER HERE TO SAY

THAT WE'RE DOING SPLENDIDLY

BUT IT'S VERY COLD UP HERE IN THE SNOW

MARCHING TO AND FRO THE ENEMY

>>68927725
you wanna come over to my place and help me activate my almonds?

>>68927735
Howdy

having some self-styled "pizza"

>>68927552
It's a 45k package you mug, but you know that already. Package =/= salary. Saw that job and decided it wasn't even worth my time desu

>>68927530
>36k at a bank
Do hope its in some northern hellhole lad, any decent entry-level banking position in the city starts at high 40s minimum. You're going to be the tea boy haha.

>dick swinging over mediocre grad jobs

Embarrassing

>>68927742
be there in a couple days

i am from japan and i am visiting england.

i had a long flight today.

there are lots of blonde girls here! they are very pretty.

what are some good stuff to do in london?

OH I SAY IT'S TOUGH

I'VE HAD ENOUGH

CAN YOU STOP THE CAVALRY?

>>68927740
graduating with a 2.1 in engineering (not saying what kind) from imperial

making a fuck tonne more than you with your 1st from bumfuck uni

>>68927687
Maybe the Frisians.

>>68927689
are you implying lions hunt and harvest us on a massive scale the same way we do to fish?

our intelligence has allowed us to domesticate lions, destroy their habitats, hang them on our walls

some poor girl getting mauled doesn't prove otherwise

Wales is England's only true ally 2bh

you almost get cool numeros

mashallah /brit/

>>68927772
Wales is England
>tfw no one likes Britain besides the little Britain's it shat out all over the world.

I'VE HAD TO FIGHT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT

DOWN THROUGH OUT THE CENTURIES

THAT'S WHEN I SAY OH YES YET AGAIN

CAN YOU STOP THE CAVALRY?

>>68927772
The Welsh are the true indigenous people of these isles. Everyone else is a mucky foreigner

>>68927756
good fella, i'll put the kettle on

I am Numero Uno.

>>68927749
>It's a 45k package you mug
so is his 36k mate

Any of you lads here have experience with food eating challenges?

Contemplating how to eat a 1kg schnitzel + 4 sides in an hour

>>68927763
>2.1

lmao at you come on why would you admit that you little runt, I'm at 93% at the end of 3 years in engineering (EEE) btw at a uni literally 1 rank lower than memeperial most years

you couldn't step to me on any day, what you think you're gonna get paid more than me 10 years from now because despite being a low IQ little spastic you've got a meme uni degree? indeed who needs to actually be fucking competent, hardworking and clever to succeed
lmaoing at this situation

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>Any of you lads here have experience with food eating challenges?

>Contemplating how to eat a 1kg schnitzel + 4 sides in an hour

THE SON
AND THE HEIR

MARY BRADLEY WAITS AT HOME

IN THE NUCLEAR FALL OUT ZONE

WISH I COULD BE DANCING NOW

IN THE ARMS OF THE GIRL I LOVE

goodnight lads say it back x

>>68927788
Great nations tend to like only shitty pathetic nations like Canada that pose no threat

>>68927765
ok i see where you're coming from now
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Control_of_fire_by_early_humans#The_Cooking_Hypothesis
i suppose your question is essentially 'why haven't the other apes discovered fire yet'
and i have no idea

>girl giving me a handwank
>starts shouting at me to cum
wtf

>>68927795
Romanised. St. Patrick was Welsh.

>>68927815
how can you tell the virgin walk from a nonvirgin walk

ONCE BITTEN AND TWICE SHY

I KEEP MY DISTANCE BUT YOU STILL CATCH MY EYE

TELL ME BABY DO YOU RECOGNISE ME

WELL ITS BEEN A YEAR IT DOESNT SURPRISE ME

>>68927835
>i suppose your question is essentially 'why haven't the other apes discovered fire yet'
to be honest human evolution is a long history of barely getting by. other apes found niches and never needed to think or fire, meanwhile humans had to be able to run for days and be smart and avoid getting bullied

>>68927829
is that why the USA likes the UK so much :^)

Canada is the most feared, that's why we're hated

>>68927810
>work balls off
>get a 93%
>autistic imperial runt lands a 10k higher salary despite not giving a fuck throughout the entire degree and scraping a 65% avg

bet you hate the way the world works lmao

>>68927828

goodnight lovely x

>>68927795
nah that's the irish, we are the "true" british but only because you're mixed irish people

DUBBA DUBBA DUM DUM, DUBBA DUBBA DUM
DUBBA DUM DUM DUBBA DUM DUBBA DUBBA DUM
DUBBA DUBBA DUM DUM, DUBBA DUBBA DUM
DUBBA DUM DUM DUBBA DUM DUBBA DUBBA DUM

WISH I WAS AT HOME

FOR CHRISTMAS

>>68927863
>USA likes the UK

not really

>>68927835
my idea is that we just so happen to be the ones who started using tools and making fires

then we started killing off the other apes who we were competing against and left the other apes who we didn't see as a threat

>>68927828
>it back x

>>68927849
good lad

we'll brighten /brit/ up with our christmas cheer

what time do most newsagents open?
Or co ops?

>>68927894
need to know this as well

Going to block 4chan forever
Goodbye

>>68927894
bout 8

"MERRY CHRISTMAS" I WRAPPED IT UP AND SENT IT

WITH A NOTE SAYING "I LOVE YOU" I MEANT IT

NOW I KNOW WHAT A FOOL I'VE BEEN

BUT IF YOU KISSED ME NOW I KNOW YOU'D FOOL ME AGAIN

>>68927894
7

>>68927902
>>68927894
7am

It does! MATLAB can talk to me Rigol. This changes everything. Holy fuck, glad I stopped by brit today

can girls tell when you virgin walk
help

>>68927866
>why yes, the lazier and less intelligent you are in capitalistic society, the more you'll earn in your life
>that's the way the world works sweetie :)

btw literally work maybe an average of 3hrs / day, spend the rest of my time shitposting and writing nice software

actually feel quite sorry for you, you know how much overtime and dogshit you're going to chow down on for £45k / year at a london consultancy? might just cover the cost of your mold infested box as well mate :)

meanwhile I'm working 36 hours / week in a comfy wagie apartment and gtfoing to europe in 2 years

>>68927920
>>68927918
>>68927904
>>68927902
cheers
But I thought newsagents opened early as fuck like 5 or 6?

BANG!

THAT'S ANOTHER BOMB ON ANOTHER TOWN

WHILE THE TSAR AND JIM HAVE TEA

IF I GET HOME LIVE TO TELL THE TALE

I WILL RUN FOR ALL PRESEDENCIES

IF I GET ELECTED I'LL STOP

I WILL STOP THE CAVALRY

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>how can you tell the virgin walk from a nonvirgin walk

>>68927838
>tfw aussies will never hear the beautiful voice of a delicious latina shouting "vente!! dame tu leche!!"
makes it worth it being born in a shithole

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applying for a 2 year tafe building course

LAST CHRISTMAS

I GAVE YOU MY HEART

BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY

YOU GAVE IT AWAY

THIS YEAR

TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS

I'LL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL

>>68927931
why are you boasting about your life at half 5 on a thailad noncing imageboard?

the true secret to the virgin walk is it changes every few metres because they're so self-conscious that they're manually walking

>>68927938
Only one way to be sure.. Phone a taxi company and ask where's open.

>>68927969
don't know just like arguing desu

>>68927963
and you'll be mahvellous at it, lad. just mahvellous

>>68927973
I'm just gonna go now

I'll let you all know

Maybe I am one of those lucky people whose newsagents open early as fuck

>>68927931
>why yes, the lazier and less intelligent you are in capitalistic society, the more you'll earn in your life
>that's the way the world works sweetie :)
>and btw here's a post of me telling you how little work I do
ahahaha can you even read what you're writing mate

also, working in an office for 36k is literal shit and you'll want to kill yourself after 5 years

fighting it out with 15 other yuppies for a promotion to 40k in 5 years isn't my idea of a good time

>>68927980
i like it more than you!!

GOOD KING WENCESLAUS LOOKED OUT

ON THE FEAST OF STEPHEN

WHEN THE SNOW LAY ROUND ABOUT

DEEP AND CRISP AND EVEN

>>68927973
shit idea lad, I'm out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIPFrZY--30

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i thought i'd be living in my own apartment with a high paying job, a nice car, and a gf by the time i was 21

what was 15 year old me thinking?

Shiny happy people holding hands

BRIGHTLY SHONE THE MOON THAT NIGHT

THOUGH THE FROST WAS CRUUUEL

WHEN A POOR MAN CAME IN SIGHT

GATH'RING WINTER FUUUEL

>>68928010
15 year old me thought I would have killed myself

REFUSE to conform to this idea that Christmas is a happy time

Will NOT allow myself to become just another sheep and I WILL ensure others wake up as well

Christmas is depressing, this is an indisputable FACT

>>68928010
you were tricked into thinking you could be anything you want

AND I'LL BE BY YOUR SIDE

AND I'LL BE BY YOUR SIDE

AND I'LL BE BY YOUR SIDE

AND I'LL BE BY YOUR SIDE

ordered 3 scallops and a small chips
got 4 scallops and a medium chips
reckon the fish and chip bint wants a ride

MARY'S BOYCHILD JESUS CHRIST

WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY

AND MAN WILL LIVE FOR EVERMORE

BECAUSE OF CHRISTMAS DAY

>>68928010
in Canada?
try by 40 lol

not a fan of this bloke stealing my all caps lyrics gimmick

>>68928032
Same.

HITHER PAGE AND STAND BY ME

IF THOU KNOWST IT TELLING

YONDER PEASANT WHO IS HE?

WHERE AND WHAT HIS DWELLING?

what's your life theme song lads?

me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjXzA4EtjoI

SON
I AM 30

>>68927993
>can you even read what you're writing mate
alright scratch hardworking then, just more intelligent have it your way pal

>fighting it out with 15 other yuppies for a promotion to 40k in 5 years isn't my idea of a good time


can you read what you're writing? you're literally going to be working in the most cutthroat yuppy environment that exists, 12 hours a day for the next 20 years of your shitty life

why do you think they're giving out ""45k"" for an employee they could easily get for 30? you'll been on the SSRIs in a week lad, wouldn't expect someone of your astonishingly low IQ to have thought about that though x

a

non-virgins can detect a virgin walk subconsciously almost instantly

much like the way a person can recognise the face of a friend, the subconscious does the legwork

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>>68928070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_qMagfZtv8

SIRE HE LIVES A GOOD LEAGUE HENCE

UNDERNEATH THE MOUNTAIN

RIGHT AGAINST THE FOREST FENCE

BY ST. AGNES' FOUNTAIN

Went to make a piping hot cup of Lipton black tea and realised I've run out, thought there were three left for another cup

Will have to go down to woolies later

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>spending all day tomorrow baking and cooking for christmas
>cant sleep

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howling at this

>>68928070

>>>/r9k/

ong time ago in Bethlehem, so the Holy Bible said
Mary's boy child Jesus Christ, was born on Christmas Day

LONG TIME AGO IN BETHLEHEM

SO THE HOLY BIBLE SAID

MARY'S BOY CHILD JESUS CHRIST

WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY

HARK NOW HEAR THE ANGELS SING

A KING WAS BORN TODAY

AND MAN WILL LIVE FOR EVERMORE

BECAUSE OF CHRISTMAS DAY

MARY'S BOY CHILD JESUS CHRIST

WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY

Pretty sure Jesus was gay

DANCE DANCE WHERE EVER YOU MAY BE

I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE SAID HE

AND I LEAD YOU ALL WHERE EVER YOU MAY BE


AND I LEAD YOU ALL IN THE DANCE SAID HE

BRING ME FLESH AND BRING ME WINE

BRING ME PINE LOGS HITHER

THOU AND I WILL SEE HIM DINE

WHEN WE BEAR HIM THITHER

go to fucking bed lyrics spamming cunt

>>68928095
don't get this

>>68928127
great post

>>68928118
>rhyming hither with thither poor llyricism

retiring the festive cheer out of shame

decent sisters tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzsDppxnBTE

boring thread

PAGE AND MONARCH FORTH THEY WENT

FORTH THEY WENT TOGETHER

THROUGH THE WINDS WILD LAMENT

AND THE BITTER WEATHER

>>68928132

its the entry level song for kiss-less virgins

>>68928070
no, this is your theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkSeoCmoJPc loser

god isn't real

SIRE THE NIGHT IS DARKER NOW

AND THE WIND BLOWS STRONGER

FAILS MY HEART I KNOW NOT HOW

I CAN GO NO LONGER

quite daringly listening to asmr in the living room next to the gf's aunt

>>68928150
not kissless and not a virgin

dont get this

>>68928070
https://youtu.be/u5CVsCnxyXg

>>68928076
you're wrong there lad, newton has been growing by more than 25% a year for the last 5 years. that makes the environment way less cut throat and and you're pretty much guaranteed to be on 70k within 5 years

long days are a thing, much like at any high end job in banking or consultancy but you're guaranteed to be home by 6pm on friday (even if you have to catch a flight to achieve this) until monday morning

the hilarious thing is that you think having 15 lads fighting for a promotion at a bank is going to be less cut throat than an almost guaranteed career path at a rapidly growing consultancy

you are quite clearly a moron. there's a reason you don't go to a shite uni despite scoring extremely high grades at a-level and that's exactly why you're not at imperial or at newton.

MARK MY FOOTSTEPS GOOD MY PAGE

TREAD THOU IN THEM BOLDLY

THOU SHALT FIND THE WINTER'S RAGE

FREEZE THY BLOOD LESS COLDLY

>>68928152
tune

*talking in a low voice*
lads... I don't want to startle you but--
*quickly cuts off and looks around for movement*
I think there might be more than one kiwi itt... get the camera

any motorsport fans here lads

>>68928165

how are you leafs so infectiously stupid

(((newton)))

IN HIS MASTERS STEPS HE TROD

WHERE THE SNOW LAY DINTED

HEAT WAS IN THE VERY SOD

WHICH THE SAINT HAD PRINTED

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girls are so soft and cuddly lads. REEEE I WANT A GF IT'S NOT FAIR WHY SHOULD I BE ALONE REEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(((Jesus)))

*snuffles around behind the sofa for small insects*

>>68928212
his name was actually Joshua in English

>>68928198
dont get how it was funny at all

maybe youre the stupid one, ever think about it that way?

THEREFORE CHRISTIAN MEN BE SURE

WEALTH OR RANK POSESSING

YE WHO WILL NOW BLESS THE POOR

SHALL YOURSELVES FIND BLESSING

*hears a snap and a crunch form the runt trap behind the settee*

>>68928219
Don't think this is news to anyone lad

dumb yank frogposter

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>>68928222

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>>68928227
just want to say this is my fave christmas carol

and i hope /brit/ pays keen attention to its message (-:

Why do these snowflake cunts like costa rica come to /brit/ to bitch and moan about us

Is it a way to try and be accepted by /brit/?

Really makes me think

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>>68928273

this place sucks
almost everyone is a boring norman

>>68928273
Bit rich for a leaf to call anyone else a snowflake cunt moaning about other countries to try and get accepted in /brit/

>29
>khv
>balding
>going grey
i'm not gonna make it, you lads go on ahead without me

>>68928246
based reggaeton man

>>68928273
hes american

THEORY: being an ugly fat girl is worse than being a loser guy

>>68928283
it's /brit/ mate what do you expect

probably the most normie general on 4chan

now stfu and post fucking machines

>>68928032
>>68928058
samee x

reggaeton is awful

>>68928273
this >>68928292
and you guys are way easier to dislike than any hispanic that comes here

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>>68928283
I mean, Old Israel lads would post 'machines'.
You lads are soft these days.

the 4 ciders have worn off lads

got a bit of a headache now though

Kill ALL non whites

business idea: kill myself

>>68928315
epic

need to get killed

>>68928315
>How to Cut a Kiwi
Just got to bowl underarm, cuts them deep

>>68928329
*invests heavily*

>>68928341
canadians aren't anglos so they don't play cricket

>>68928311
well i take back what i said and now will call u a nigger who speaks very ugly spanish

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Makes me think lads

>>68928177
save the last sentence and read it again in 3 years time when your employer has ruined you and you are a depressed, lonely wreck with no transferable skills or friends

shan't be reading the first 3 (I take it, inane and pointless) sentences of that because I have concluded you are just too mentally handicapped for me to waste any time on your dogshit posts, do NOT reply to me again you little runt, I'm off out running

>>68928070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKd06s1LNik

>>68928358
Yeah its a paki sport, no thanks

DYK good king wenceslaus was actually a real czech duke known as václav the good?

he was assassinated by his brother boleslav the cruel and given the title of kind posthumously and elevated to sainthood

>>68928376
you weren't included in this exchange sweetie
trot on xo

imagine being named boleslav

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Pretty good per capita tbqh

>>68928393
runt pursuit

>>68928359
you can't take back my american citizenship though :D

>>68928391
probably why he was so cruel

>>68928402
Trivial runt pursuit

>>68928362
ahahaha the arsehurt in this post

>when your employer has ruined you and you are a depressed, lonely wreck with no transferable skills or friends
mate I've already been through nearly 4 years of imperial


rather sad post 2bh, if you had more ambition maybe you could have achieved something worthwhile because you clearly had the potential

>>68928360
Where's the legend

>>68928391
are you talking to me?

>>68928358
Cricket doesn't work in -50 They play hockey in the street with shirts off in that weather.
Easy tiger. That's your northern brother.

>>68928430
no my son is also named boleslav

Still not sure what this finn is playing at

>>68928431
cricket is a summer sport though

>>68928437
being an annoying bugger

>>68928438
Do they have summer in Canada?
We just don't know

>>68928431
i went to high school w/ someone who plays for the red wings

done school

will celebrate with PBR and fried chicken

>>68928436
laughed loads at this post
ha ha ha

>>68928451
really makes you think...

>>68928431
and we invented both sports

Is it Root or Rowt?

honestly never head of this """"summer""" yanks and europoors speak about

it sounds a bit french 2bh

>>68928452
bollocks

who?

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>mate only us true anglos play cricket

>>68928438
more like dumber sport

gay quidditch bollix

>>68928478
*well

>>68928473
justin abdelkader he was a senior when i was a freshman

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>mfw the irish national sport is potato seek

>>68928283
>norman
nigger i woke up less than 12 hours ago and will probably be up for another 12

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>>68928507
>they've never won it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOti9BTPr7g

The gf

https://youtu.be/c2RFxytDb3Y

considering giving the perks of a wallflower a watch lads

y/n?

>>68928505
what was he like?

>>68928459
We invented everything except sidewalks and normalcy.
Why don't you say something productive like steam power or jet engines? We need the lads to unite?
NZ had the first powered flight.. Shut up.. They did

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What does this mean?

>>68928547
year of the Dutch

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>>68928515

this finn is utterly baffling

still love finns but he's making my nogging work over time

>>68928547
it means it sounded like shit was going down but in reality nothing important happened

I hope your autism improves x

>>68928507
we're literally better than you at whatever your national sport is

>>68928531
if you're 15 or under, yes
otherwise no reason to watch it, it's not a fun movie

>>68928559
finns are fucking retarded as shit

the only reason they reached meme lord status on imageboards is because they all have autism

internet is being a cunt

Looking forward to resident evil 7, I wonder if it will be as big a revolution as resident evil 4

>>68928566
ah fair enough then, will give it a miss

any film you can recc?

>>68928565
but are you better than us at...

hot potato?

>>68928393
it would be better if Ontario's liquor laws weren't so shit.

>>68928565
>Irish cricket teams
Doing a big old belly laugh lads

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>>68928592

my newsagents does open at 5 lad


got a pack of mints for my breakfast and a rockstar frozen lime. I don't drink fizzy drinks but I am trying to stay awake to fix my sleeping pattern.

Its so cold

>>68928539
normal kid from michigan, i didnt know him personally only talked to him like twice

i actually didnt know he was THAT good at hockey cause im not from michigan originally so i dont give a fuck about it (only a couple states care about hockey)

>>68928586
do we even have a cricket team