Culture Pals - /cp/

>>68866320
Stop with the voodoo, bitch.

THIRD FOR KARLSKRONA

>>68866371
What's with your fascination for Karlskrona, Sven? You're from Kalmar.

>>68866387
Look at the map lad

And I don't live in Kalmar :^)

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>>68866356
How does it feel to not have a profile of an esperanto speaking qt?

>>68866457
stop posting these cryptic voodoo cards you gypsy devil

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>>68866502
I would rather not.

>>68864438
You will get a present!
>>68864166
And you'll get a present!

Everyone will get a present!!!!

t. Spergo Claus

>>68866402
yeah I imagined being chad would be fun
but most of the time you get in return
>go on
>yes
>it feels good
>uhm
and it's always either sext or send pics...

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Fizkult Privet.


>>68866601
Or they just go full vanila like "I'm going to kiss you all over the place babe..."

>>68866700
but my all my qts liked it when I said that myself
sometimes you have to lose a battle to win the war

Is there any suggestions for messaging qts for language learning? Do I just start messaging them in their language asking them questions and hope they respond?

You think you are good at sexting?
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
You made my day

>>68866700
Fizkult privet

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>>68866863
Ask CoolGuyGarret, he is an expert.

>>68866947
No memes pls

A t*rk is stalking me. wat do?

>>68866947
No. He's mine. Flirt days are over.

>>68867000
I am not joking, he found a gf in an hour.
>>68867018
Please, stop, this chubby mishka is mine.

>>68866947
Who is he? Is he cuter then the Swedish guy?

>>68867151
Yes, this is literally his profile name, go check him out.

>>68867151
ja

>Girl mentions that she doesn't like talking on IP because it's too annoying and slow on the phone
>Prefers to speak on stuff like Whatsapp
>For the purpose of keeping the conversation going I offer to talk there
>She sends me her number
>But I actually can't be bothered with the constant contact of whatsapp

guys what would you give for xmas to a friend who's a boy, engineer and plays the saxo? he is not too smart though ... and I don't want to spend too much on it :|

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>>68867309
A framed picture of Grothendieck.

>>68866863
Just ask.

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>>68867309
just an idea

>>68867309
A nice, new sax reed. There's a high chance he plays the tenor one (greater representation among sax musicians), so you can get a decent tenor sax reed for 30-50 euros

Frenchbros, what are Malagasi chicks like or Malagasi people in general?

>>68867193
Thank you guys for reccomending so many girls to message me, I am getting so many messages from cute girls. This site is amazing

>>68867227
You don't have to talk to each other all day every day. I have a girl on whatsapp who I only talk to a few times a week.

>>68867529
MIN PIKK

>>68867375
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>68867529
delete this xenophobic propaganda

>>68867531
You are chosen one, destined to bring /cp/ to glory

>>68867193
Omg he is actually really sweet and cute

>>68867748

This is him

>>68867531

>>68867531
Man, you live in bumfuck nowhere.

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>>68867748
ikr?
>>68867529
feels sad
>>68867741
so true
>>68867855
At least he has a profile that you will never find. Oh, and so do I.

>>68867454
thanks! too expensive. I'll try with the coloring book tho

>>68867748
You are also very sweet my angel.

>>68867309

A blowjob.

Is cool guy Garret the hero /cp/ deserves?

>>68867906
But I am not an engineer and I don't play the saxo, baby : \
Dont mess with my heart, I can drop you in a sec, I have 100 girls figting for me now.

>desperately want to talk to qts
>can't be assed to think of things to say
eh

I guess I just like cuddles then huh?

>>68867903
I don't even know where to start when it comes to finding yours.

>>68868079
It's just a friend qt you'll get the best present! :**

>>68867903
https://www.interpals.net/idonotevenknow

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>>68867632
>>68867700
>>68867903

>>68867906
It needs to be symbolic. Perhaps you could find out his favourite composer(s), or band? Buy him a vinyl or the humidity case for reeds, which is about 10 euros. Vinyls are not expensive and humidity cases come in eco-leather type of deal, not expensive at all, yet really important
You can get a vinyl for about 3-7 euros tops

>>68868082
>for long have you been learning language X/my language
>why are you learning this languae
>which foreign language is your strongest
>do you plan to learn another one in the future/ which
>have you ever been abroad/to my country
>which city did you visit
>what have you done there
>have you seen X landmark
>which country have you liked more and why
>for how long have you been to interpals
>have you ever met a person from interpals IRL
>I'd like to visit your country one day, can you recommend me places to visit
>will people understand me there if I only speak X language
>have you ever met a person from my country/X country
>what differences have you noticed
>have you any (travel) plans for X holiday

>>68868173
;) mmm can't wait

>>68868307
I guess the point was more I can't be assed to converse. I think I just like the company of a qt more than actually talking to one, and there's none of the former when talking online

>>68868082
You're overanalyzing the issue, creating a blockade for yourself

Is CoolGuyGarret a legit person or is it just some autist from here fucking around?

>>68868237
Ahhh that's true! I know a vintage store with ancient stuff, jazz vinyls inclusive, just around the corner!! Tnx crobro

/cxtwm

Ladyboy or just someone who made their profile wrong?

>>68868534
Just don't buy keychains. Keychains are retarded
Good luck

>>68868489
it's my husband pls respect

>>68868572
shouldn't matter either way desu

>>68868489
He is more important than you that's for sure

>>68868722
savage, but true.

>qt sending me her number after literally three messages

what did i do

>>68868572
They probably just fucked up. Malaysia doesn't have ladyboys as far as I know and usually if you run into a ladyboy it will probably be the first thing you see in their profile.

>>68868958
You're French.

>>68869006
Oh right

This is going to be my first post on cp ever without kaomojis

how do i get qts

>>68869676
Congrats. You're welcome now.

>>68869676
cuck me

>>68869676
You should send nudes to Garretesus

>>68869882
I am in a faithful relationship now with a girl I found here, you can leave my name out now. I dont want other bitches.

>>68870006
As you wish, prophet.

>>68869882
>>68870006
>>68870043
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??

>>68870124
?
You dont know the chosen one?

>>68870181
oh the literal autist, right

the -esus caught me off guard

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Lads did I do something wrong?
Basically my qt is a Turk and is always talking to a Russian guy so I photoshopped the assassination yesterday to be me shooting him with her images in the back. I think it is funny but she is mad at me.

>>68870221
May he forgive you

>>68870221
You shall be hanged for taking my name in vain. How dare you say this to cp king?

>>68870331
you were better when you were helplessly spergy

now you're spergy with an inflated ego

>>68870399
I have a gf. Do you?

>>68870331
inb4 the girls you're talking to all turn out to be guys from here with fake profiles

Stop namefaging on /cp/, otherwise might as well use a tripname since you guys wanna be special.

>>68870454
post her

>>68870491
>implying a dick makes them less girly or qt

>>68870491
I am 100% sure it's a girl. We sent each other snaps on snapchat

>>68870618
W-who's namefagging?

>>68870656
No and respect your cp king, my lovely gf is only for my eyes

>>68870790
kys

>>68870261
You my friend, is a hero!

>>68870834
dont kiss my sack pls, thats nasty and only for my gf

>>68870261
Been a long time since I saw some good old fashioned /cp/ autism.

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no

stop

>>68870986
S-stop bully

>>68870986
Y-you are qt, I like your hair

>>68871038
Its ok babe, he just didnt like my salty semen this morning. will eat more fruits next time...

>>68871079
I'm not even visible in that pic!!!!

>>68871123
He was talking about my handsome face

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This is too much.

>>68871179
KILL YOURSELF

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>>68871179
here is a gypsy voodoo card for (You)

>tfw qt addresses you by your name
idk why it feels so good when that happens, I guess it just seems really personal and that i'm being acknowledged personally

think i have self esteem problems

>>68867483
It depends on the region. They're very talkative and frank. The ones from the capital look like tanned Indonesians, the ones from the coast look more black. If they're studying, they're richer than the average. It's hard but not impossible to find one who's not interested in your passport or your money. There's a lot of German tourists in the island.

>>68871305
It's even nicer when they say it through voice message or something, and it's a bit of an unusual name for their accent to say.

>Messaged just there
>Someone talking about how I'm local to them
>They live one of the tiniest counties that's rare to encounter people from
>Wants me to help them with films or something
>No picture
>Profile created 30 minutes ago

Something is fishy here.

>his penis has grown since he lost weight
Lmao. Who the fuck even is behind this account? Nortism with a proxy?

>>68871467
Seems legit.

Thank you for the sweet comments norway brother

>>68871491
Thank you boom boom.

>>68871511
Might give him all my contact details and possibly debit cart to buy equipment

>>68871662
At least it isnt a girl, so you know you are safe

>>68871662
Well, I am waiting.

>>68871824
>>68871853
He's looking for possibly romance and or flirting so I'll give it a chance

>girl messages me
>I can't reply because she only accepts messages up to 20 years old
Yeah who the fuck designed this

>>68872296
Had that bug recently as well
It's supposed to work when they message you first, but what do you expect from this broken shitsite.

Garret just called my wifes boyfriend sexy

I can sleep happy now :x

>>68872415

>Had that bug recently as well
How do you know she's turkish?

>>68872683
is this the most elaborate troll in /cp/ history? step it up n*rtism

>>68872757
huehuehue

>>68872296
I had that happen to me, too. Getting another girl to tell this to her will make you look really great.

>>68872849
This happened to me, too*

Time for bed.

>>68871340
Well, she has a French passport and she is half East Asian.

>>68872415
>>68872849
>commented on one of her pictures about this issue
>tried sending the message again
>it worked this time
fug, oh well, problem solved

>>68872915
There was nothing wrong with what you said the first time.

>>68873134
Then even more time for bed.

I am very sad to annouce that i have cancer and i have decided to let myself rot in my own bed

>>68873257
Mass suicide time

>>68873257
I support this

please attend my funeral friends

>>68873489
F

>>68866273

I used to live in Fairbanks, Alaska

>>68872986
It's good, then. People from the coast are seen as lazier than those from the centre plateau. Halfies are different.
They're more educated, hard working than full Malagasy from any part of the country, and they're committed and faithful.
Malagasy people don't see themselves as African, btw, because they're originally from SEA.

>>68873489
Jag ska spotta på din grav

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guys, will I be able to repair things with Canadian QT? I explained everything to her

i want to form part of this community but I'm stuck at picking a username.
DOUSHIOU?!

>>68873806
You might have a chance lad. If she's genuine then keep going and good luck. If you decide to give it a try that is.

Just don't ever do anything like that again though. A second chance is likely all you'll get unless she's a bit nuts herself.

>>68873806
Yes you can repair it just don't be a dickhead this time

>>68873806
Dont mess it up, I want to believe.

>>68873806
>>68873937
>>68873944
>>68873976
story?

>>68873904
TheRatKing

(Suarez)

>>68874023
Sounds nice, but I don't really identify that much with him.

>>68873937
>>68873944
>>68873976

Thanks guys..

>>68873993

i pushed a really great girl away

>>68874152
Why?

>>68874091
Just make a simple autistic one, like HiIAm[Name]

>>68874091
>South American
>doesn't like football
what's wrong with you

>>68874194
Because he got nervous and sperged out due to still being hurt over his last QT

He told us the story about it and we all gave him abuse for being such an idiot and pushing her away. Especially because she seemed really into him.

Happy for him though, so hope it goes well this time.

>>68874194

This Tbh>>68874282

https://www.interpals.net/revolater?utm_medium=pp-userthumb
the spanish girl , there you go fuglies, enjoy her

>>68874280
I do like football, I just don't like Luis that much, also euro football is too nice and competitive for me, I only watch shitty south american/Uruguayan matches.

>>68874244
Thanks for the suggestion, ended up as [name]_ok

>>68873904
Pick /Cisplatina, it's a good one, it's still free.

goodbye cp, you are all on your own now.

>>68874471
eww

>>68874497
God bless Rivera man, if it weren't for him, we would either be a Brazilian province, or an Argentinian one.
Both are terrifying

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>>68874471

>>68874657
I hope you die of obesity

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>>68874759
Ok.

>>68874807
k akagi

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>>68874860

>>68874585
He died for our sins

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>tfw the God-Emperor of CP bullies you.

#blessed.

>>68874991
>+313 messages

how handsome are you ?

>>68875086
That is Rachel

>>68875114
Do you think I know every avatarfag here ?

>>68875114
What? Surely you don't mean Sunbather

>>68875218
Yeah it's her new account

>>68875271
WHAT

>>68875114
That slut is still here?

>>68875293
Yeah bruh what he >>68875271 said

>>68875332
link

>>68875330
Rachel has always been here in our hearts < 3

>>68874991
Why would anyone live in Alaska

>>68875114
>>68875271

Can confirm, I'm Rachel.

t. someone who pretends to be Rachel on Mongolian basketweaving forums.

>>68875365
She doesn't want us to post it
>>68875389
Alaska is pretty nice though I wouldn't want to live in the Aleutians like that guy lmao. If you can get an oil job then you can make good money.

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tfw

>>68875438
what did you say about me? i have come back from my grave to punish your butt

>>68875471
Don't you have some crabs that need catching?

>>68875495
yea i already trimmed my pubes so no crabs :)

ever run multiple convos with girls at once and track which one reads/replies first?

>>68875611
You've posted this before. I've seen it.

>>68875666
I just like connecting with my buds, satan

What's Boris' current account?

why is everyone viewing me? reee are you conspiring something?

>>68876531

Post account so I can view you

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>>68876531
I bet they are.

The Great Portuguese Plot will unfoil soon lads

They will not know what hit them :)

>>68876598
if you can't get to my acc on your own you don't deserve me posting it

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>>68876681

>>68876531
>>68876626
I'm also getting lots of views from 4chan autists recently...

>>68874594
eww how? I am adorable and the best person ever! die </3

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>>68876626
Night

>>68876531
>>68876812
just viewed the Portuguese and Brazilian on Nortism's friend's list

so devilish

>tfw work getting in the way of having fun with my qt
I fucking hate Directv with a passion

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THIS WILL NOT STAND

>>68876903
hahaha im there :D

>>68876903
Who's the best looking of those 6?

>>68876903

All me.

>>68876958
Every one looks like some serial rapist, especially Pajeet

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>>68876849
>>68876995

>>68877077
Come and stab me

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>>68877134
"no"

>>68877185
kiss?

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>>68876903
>When the autism from Nortism's friend list leaks into your profile views.

someone post portugal profile pls

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>>68877207
n-no

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Like moths to a flame, boys

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>>68877238
no!

>>68877286
LUSO'D

>>68877285
pls :*

What does it mean when people only accept messages from all 6 inhabited continents on Earth?

Just got viewed by this guy?
https://www.interpals.net/Singhboy1
who is this?

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>>68877374
ok then

>>68877484
:*************** lots for you

>>68877481

That would be me.

>>68877389
It means they're speciesist towards penguins.

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>>68877496

>>68877389
He's being racist towards ayy lmaos, and denizens of Agharta.

>>68877542

Why do you like birds so much?

>>68876954
so many accs viewed me, who are you?

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>>68877542
It still hurts

>>68877640
The german one would be me

>>68877640
>Check his flag
>his posts

Take a guess

>>68877640
im your daddy

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Look at this suave Swedish motherfucker.

How can Somalians even compete?

>>68877640

The one with the pilot headset is obviously me

>>68876958
Top right

>>68877705
no one from alaska viewed me

>>68877673
you're not a regular poster right?

>>68877739
i know you pilotbro

>>68877820
>you're not a regular poster right?
Im more of a lurker, but still regular

Me and Canadian are friends again

>>68877878
You should remove the "^_^" from your profile, sounds a bit gay m8

>>68878149
It's because everyone tells me I always look like I'm about to kill or have some "ice cold look, like you are talking to scum you wouldn't piss on if he's burning", so in order to be "more approachable", using smileys is a must have

>>68878149
-________-" I disagree

>>68878317
gay

>>68878317

Please stop with the faces...

>>68878304
Better try to have some slight smily pícture or a smug kind of smile pic than smileys on your profile, especially ^__^ kind of smiles. You will either sound gay or beta af.

>>68878317
>>68878337
>>68878392
I personally like the faces.

>>68878428

Stop being a white knight, faggot

>>68878405
this, literally like your profile pic but smuging

>>68878428
You also like dicks. Coincidence? I think not

Well, this
>>68878317
should be all the evidence you need that
>>68878149
is correct.
Or do you want to attract a person like her?
If yes, you're fucking desperate as shit. I hope you raise your standards.

^_^ i disagree
If a guy uses smileys i think he is cool and unique

>>68878495
-___-" its christmas
I really dont need your negativity
I think you should believe in kindness and need to be a better person
I really care about you
<.<

>>68878499
I agree, if a guy uses smileys he is very queer

>tfw your nose is too big and you have a massive fucking 5head
>tfw when a 23 y.o. who looks 19
How do you hide it

>>68878405
I just replaced the ^_^ with a !, should be a bit more mature and such crap

>>68878639

I have a big nose and small head and I'm 25 yet look 19...

>>68878529
>its christmas
Last time I looked it wasn't the 24th yet.

>>68878690
Write what you want to write, be yourself. There's a girl out there for you too.

>>68878639
>>68878729
>tfw 19 but have been told some pics look like I'm in my mid-late 20s

ehh

>>68878840

That's a good thing

>>68878840
This means you'll probably look mid20s for 10-12 years which is pretty ideal for a male.

i like emoticons as they represent facial expressions and spoken languages also include non verbal cues that are hard to represent in text form :)

>>68879599
stfu :)

>>68879129

>Mfw 26 but get mistaken for 18-19 all the time
One of the reasons I want a mommy gf

>>68879599
Good for you :^D

>>68879599
t. el argentiANO :DDDDDDDD

I'm trying to run the script but it fetches 0 users, anyone know what could it be that Im doing wrong?

>>68879922
The Python script? It doesn't work anymore. Try QT crawler.

>>68879964
Oh shit, I've read about it a couple weeks ago and forgot, why don't they update the pastebin?

>>68878761


>24th
>Christmas

heretic

>>68880192
I knew I was going to trigger some unbeliever.

>>68880085
No one remember of that, last time it was updated was over a month ago. If this thread reaches bump limit before I'm off to bed I will update the pastebin and add to the new thread's OP text.

>1. Your country
>2. Which countries have the qtest qts.

1.Canada
2. Russia, Ukraine, Lithuania, Northern Italy

>>68880207
I'm just shitposting family.

Working nights gets boring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSuInXD5M9Y

>>68880247

Flag

Italy
France
Ukraine

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I hAtE mY pArEnTs ＼＼\٩(๑`^´๑)۶////

>>68880256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzvyVE1eiGU

>>68880361
alright that's enough now

>>68880247
1. Flag.
2. Italy, Poland, Slovenia.

>>68880361
I love your parents.
God bless your parents.
If they weren't like this you could have turned out normal, and who wants that.

>>68880370

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgT8FpJbPY

>>68880247

1. Flag
2. Croatia, Slovenia, Russia

I do love it when croat girls say

>Kaj si bum radil za vikend

>>68880361

If you're not going to take the medication your doctors recommended, at least self-medicate by sticking a shotgun in your mouth.

>>68880491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQcug_520ak

>>68880647
-______-" which medications?
>>68880491
._. Ic
>>68880375
U_U its just a gift
A xmas noodsie
I am gonna mastarbeet and bost bucci (´∀｀*)

>>68880617
>Kaj si bum radil za vikend
>kaj si bum
Ladno bre krindž

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>>68880361
wtf???

>>68880691

I enjoy you portubro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdmUAsU2eXI

>>68880701
lc ?
what ?

Masturbate on periscope for us, like all the other girls with daddy issues do.

>>68880728
kek znao sam da lurkas

>>68880805
>kek znao sam da lurkas
Vjerojatno tražiš neku ženskicu, ali ja sam novi. Ne pišem ovdje inače
Lijepe su naše djevojke, iako ne mogu čitati profile. Vidim onako, po slikama

>>68880858
Nemam ni ja, ja samo govnopostujem ovde, radim nocnu.

Ali ono redovno govnopostujem, mozda i napravim jednom ne izgleda lose, mada previse je zajebancija to za mene, jer sa druge strane koji ce mi kurac, kad nemam para za kartu do beograda a kamoli negde drugde.

Ali upoznao sam par riba iz zagreba, imaju sexy naglasak :)

Zvuce zenstvenije

>>68880805
>>68880858
girls from your countries are hot and easy to bang, its a shame they dont have feelings though cause i could totally see myself marrying one

Has anyone gotten a mommy gf from this or close? Older women are a thing of beauty.

>>68881017
>Brit
>mommy

I'm having flashbacks to /slav/
Please don't be the brit obsessed with Natalia.

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>>68880921
Ne moraš na to gledati utilitarno. Ako ti ispunjava vrijeme i čini neko zadovoljstvo, zašto ne?

Ja sam već pokušao, no teško je naći imbecila poput mene. Teško je učiti jezike s nekim ovakvim, a ne odgovara mi se 55-godišnjim ženama iz Indokine

>>68881085

She's purdy but I'm not him

>>68881263
Pa ova tabla mi cini to isto za sada dbi

Mozda budem napravio, nemam pojma.

Da poboljsam ruski, mada vecinom nije mi problem jezik koliko je kucanje na tastaturi zato sto su promenili jebeni raspored svakom jebenom slovu

inb4
>Srbin
>uci ruski

Jebiga engleski znam vec perfektno

>>68881017

What could you possibly find appealing about a woman over 25?

>>68881263
>>68881363

Takodje sta gledam ja to u ovoj slici jel zaista ucis ovo ?

takodje

>printscreenshot
Dobar mim dbi

>>68881367
Girls have daddy issues, guys have mommy issues.

Two sides to every coin senpai

>>68881394
>>68881363
>>68881394
Ne učim, barem ne na fakultetu i slično. Još gore, ovo mi je hobi.
Ako imaš Windows 7+, a sigurno imaš, otiđi u "Regions and Language", odaberi "Russian" i klikni na "Options", kada imaš priliku obrisati ga. Tu ćeš naći vrstu tipkovnice. Odabrat ćeš "Mnemonic keyboard". Ona je najsličnija srpskoj i bugarskoj. "ч", "э" i "ю" pišu se kombinacijom dvaju slova: "ch", "je", i "ju" na tipkovnici

>>68881518
Al si izabrao hobi ubilo se.

Mada ako uzivas sta to mene boli kurac, zar ne ?

Probacu to, mada vise bih zeleo da naucim kako ide ova njihova obicna, nego eto svaki put kad pocnem da pisem, mrzi me, mrzim sebe zato sto pisem sporo hahaha


Baci neku nasu muziku, sta slusas ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOlPoNkEJwo

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>>68881420

I was under the impression girls with daddy issues just wanted a sugar daddy to spend money on them.

All an old woman has to offer is wrinkled and loose skin, sagging breasts, droopy fat, greying hair, and moles everywhere. Plus, loose vag.

Just find a traditional 18-20 year old girl desu.

You get a cute little birthday cake next to your name on your profile when it's your birthday :3

>>68881639
Gledam Dnevnjak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4mp3krBUNY

>>68881685
POST BROFILE

>>68881685

Happy birthday, old man.

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>>68881420
._." I have both >.>
.-. Anyways i wont post on other medias bc its not my style
U_U my style is to post noodsies on the blue board called /int/
I like being contrarian (´∀｀*)
I made a gif idk if t will be uploaded correcrly?

>>68881680
Oh senpai, you have such a small understanding of those things, that's it's actually sad.

Also I'm not saying I prefer them, I don't, I don't have mommy issues.

Just saying there are people who do.

>>68881712
Odgledao sam dnevnjak :)
Ma daj gledas studensku sirotinju gledaj goticarku kako je jebe crnogorac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovFL35J8iLs

>Vredjaj me
>Jebem ti mater

HAHAHA

I nad kraljevom ziva vatra seva

>>68881829

This gif gave me aids.

.___." Deo in? Lets hope it will fit @___@

>>68881829

But that's mean.
I can't enjoy myself on small gifs.

Periscope would be perfect for this though, make a stream, share it here, follow us, and then make it private so only those you follow can see it.

.t I'm bored at work, and I wouldn't mind seeing you masturbate for a bunch of strangers.

And I suspect you wouldn't mind that either.

>>68881680
What kind of people you know? All my over 25 years old friends look great. Both sexes. It's almost 2017. Unless you're a pleb with a terrible lifestyle undergoing loosy inhumane jobs you can look and feel perfect much longer than that.

>>68881867
that gif gave me a boner

>>68881836
Ovaj je dobro skinuo SVE Ličane, ali SVE. Nije uopće važno kojeg si etnika, Ličanin je Ličanin lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RhTOZ5oM0Y

>>68881867
-____-" with a condom you wont get hiv
<.< stop being so hateful its almost xmas
>>68881945
Have you become immune for my noodsies? .___."
Brbgotta shave
<.< which is a bad idea since i gottake up a big boy (deo) up my crotch

>>68881965

Did you masturbate?

>>68881367
>What could you possibly find appealing about a woman over 25?
When I talk to someone under the age of 23 I feel like I'm talking to a child tbqh.

There's a big personality gap between early and mid to late 20's.

Not saying I wouldn't fuck a 20 year old but for a relationship hell no.

Im 27 btw.

>>68881787
T-thanks
>tfw 25 is pretty old

>>68881680
>traditional girl
>18-20 years old

Pick one

>>68882010
I can see nudes everywhere :)

It's more fun when you do what you're told in realtime, there's interaction.

Now I'd totally love to see that.

>>68882014
Nah i m cooking

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>>68882093
Ic, we will sext here then .-.
Look its clean now *。ヾ( ´ /// ` )ﾉﾞ*。
@_@ mastarbeetion will be harder but still
.-. Lets hope i wont get banned

>>68882142

WHat is the nationality of this pussy?

>>68882142
Nice, you shaved :)

Why here though, we can use a bunch of different stuff, say what you want I probably have it if you're afraid to leave your contact.

I don't really give a fuck about random 4channers adding me

>>68882061

>Mfw turned 26 last week

Every profile I click on it shows users setting does not allow you to contact them. For fuck sake.

>>68882142
>>68882198
hey princess ;), you shouldn't give him >>68882198 any contact info, he could be a bad guy

>>68882284
Maybe you should try looking less like a rapist.

>>68882154
.___." White why do you ask? But on int im a nigger i guess >.>
>>68882198
Well not combletely i like a landing strip ＾＾
Because desu >.> my fetish is being an exhibitionist. Y.Y no hard feelings though @_@ ohhhh meeee gasssh right now im putting the deo in my pucci
Which is hard to do because it feels tight so brb gotta relax and apply some lube

>>68882154
Beninese, I suppose

>>68882387
i have to see that

>>68882387
would you fuck strangers in front of me pls

>>68882387

Isn't showing yourself off to even one stranger still exhibitionism ?

Or if you want more a group video skype call.

We'll all happily jerk off watching you.


But yeah post pics if nothing else , but if you change your mind my offer still stands, if you want my skype, i'll write it down here

>>68882061
>>68882284
>Every profile I click on it shows users setting does not allow you to contact them.

At 28, I know that feel. It doesn't seem to have hindered my Russian qt hunt, but qts from other countries have pretty restrictive age requirements.

>>68882039
>When I talk to someone under the age of 23 I feel like I'm talking to a child tbqh.

It depends on the country. North American girls seem to be in a state of perpetual adolescence.