Culture Pals - /cp/

Fizkult privet

>>68883345
Пpивeт aнoн

3rd for fucking the dutch slut until she cant walk

>>68883445
enjoy your aids

>>68883445
Tхиc тo бe хoнecт

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mfw reading the preamble
; D

>>68883445

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lffg88WDRg

>>68883515
To what ? The Spanish constitution ?

>>68883445
9th for losing my boner at phlegm accent

>>68883523
HAHAHA

never been there

>>68883515
Some English history book, amirite?

>>68883560

>spanish flag
>never been there

you what mate ?

>>68883591
reading the constitution ffs it's an expression ;D

>>68883645
I've never heard about it before and Google can't find any examples of this so supposed expression, I think you are confused

>>68883645

I'll say it again.

The fuck you on about lad ?

>>68883738
This.

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nice

>>68883773
POO

Ok im new to this, and I got 17 qts to look at my profile, but 0 messages, am I supposed to message them first, or they just lost interest when they read what I wrote about me or something?

>>68883878
You gotta message first, sometimes they will message first but not often.

Apparently if you're a qt Korean boy your inbox will be flooded.

>hi i'm a chinese girl called audrey

>>68883916
Oh well, sadly I'm not Korean.

This Korean lad's page has been viewed 104,000 times since he joined 2 years ago

https://www.interpals.net/boyeong17

>mfw he even puts in his description that he doesn't reply to all messages
>mfw he probably does get loads

>>68883931
Sadly I'm not as well ;_;

>>68883946
how do you see view count?

>>68883946
I was thinking about making an KR fake but I don't have the energy to talk to 30 girls a day.

>>68883916
>You gotta message first,
tfw you've never messaged anyone first

>>68883995
S-Should I wait for the assertive one that starts a convo?

>>68883976
He's got a view count and flag tracker thingy on the bottom of his profile

>>68883983
Do it for science, I want to see how easy they have it

>>68884014
No, just write one of them. And don't use "Hi", "Hey" or other one liners

>>68884062
Some Danish guy already does it and he already gets nudes and shit.

>>68884014
You're waiting for something that is never gonna happen. Just go for it, they're strangers on the Internet for fucks sake.

>>68884014
thats what i've done for the last year or so i've had an account. usually they just message a "hi" or something like that but somehow we manage to take it further

>>68884146
They're strangers that can see my face, mate, that shit may follow.

>>68884185
And you made that decision. Change it if you don't like it.

>turk, ugandian, and amerishart message me

uhhg.

>mfw I ignore all messages from Asian girls
I swear they never say anything other than "hi"

>>68883755
It's not my fault if you're too retarded to understand a metaphorical use of a fuckin expression. You can perfectly exchange physical and abstract locations in rethoric. Have you ever read something else than a newspaper or a forum? What a pleb.

You guys ever follow up on page views you get from randoms? Check their profiles? Message them?

>>68884305

only if they're cute and white

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FROM THIS

>>68884305
Usually if I get a view I'll check it out. Especially if she's qt.

But I don't message unless I really want to, like if she's very good looking or her profile is interesting enough.

I tend to just wait until they message me because it's fatiguing enough as it is that way without myself making it worse.

>>68884270
Mate that doesn't make sense in any possibly way.

Just admit you made a mistake and move on, it's healthy

>tfw only rich girls talk to you
if lost m y little bit of morals i would scam them all ,but they are so qqt

>>68884232
mfw SEA power hour
kill me

>>68884411
marry her

>>68884270
>>68884395

I understood it but no one says that in English so youre both right and wrong

autistic argument btw

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dunno why but I found this hilarious

>>68884439\
>>68884270
>>68884395

Arguing over semantics?

Never been there.

>>68884411
What countries?

>>68884439
Actually yes, there are people who say so. Even some native speakers have it on their books section on interpals. Are they autistic? Well, not much more than all of us here.

Anyway that doesn't even matter because any form of expression is correct as long as it's understandable in a natural or symbolic way. It doesnt interfer with comprehension unless one is utterly retarded.

>>68884561
england,russia,canada

>>68884581

Maybe in a proper context.
Yours wasn't.

It did interfere with comprehension

>>68884581
>Even some native speakers have it on their books section on interpals
yea ppl say that but not in the way you did, not sure why youre trying to talk about english with me kek

>>68884515
>Please clap

>>68884581
>>68884630

If you manage to find a single person who has answered the question of reading the constitution with never been there I'll give you gold fucking medal

Get off your high chair and just admit you made a mistake literally everybody else disagrees here with you.

>tfw that slovenian anon comments on one of your qt's profiles.

pls no.

>>68884681
Oh wow the earth is flat! Everybody says so! Now I'll con every fuckin dumbnugger into listening regueton or however it's supposed to be written and their appalling musical taste will become constitution!!

Interpals made me hate slav women because they all seem to be koreaboos and/or have huge egos.

Yeah okay you're right.

You're brain works on such a high level that I've never been there. Are you able to process it in this context or should I analyze thoroughly?

And for the fellow bragging about his native language skills, well, this has more to do with logic so no, you don't convince me.

>>68884809
That's some serious autism senpai.

Also nobody says the earth is flat except a small bunch of autists.

Actually you just described you're case perfectly.

You're the flat earther who believes that majority is with him, while in fact, he's the only one that believes.

But I gotta hand it to you senpai, this is some serious mental issues on your side.

Have fun.

>>68884855
>>68884809
This is some top shelf autism you're brandishing over here, how much did it cost you?

>>68884855
Your brain works*
Ftfy, pls don't be mad at me.

Also, check'd.

They're arguing over an idiom (possibly) at 4/5AM lmao

>>68884871
How the fuck are you unable to understand I'm comparing the retardation of past centuries to what you claim is a decisive indication of truth and right?

>>68884907
Good counter-argument it is. Muh thinking m8 ... your head must hurt

>>68884681

M8, let me rephrase his comments for you:

>>68883515
"mfw reading a qt's introductory message."

>>68883560
"Have I ever read a country's constitution in it's entirety? No, there's never been a point in my life when I was bored enough to sit down for hours reading a document full of dull, political jargon."

does it really matter

>>68885014
Not everything is a discussion, familia, I wasn't arguing with you, I was just mocking you for your severe autism.

>>68884936
Stfu or point every mistakes

Literally quoting that serv or whatever guy's statement:

>Actually you just described you're case perfectly.

Same mistake, but eh ...

>>68884984

I understand that you just want to fight with someone.

Saying X = Y because Y = Z is absurd.

But hey I'm not stopping you from enjoying your fantasies, feel free to fight with someone else.

The dutch slut left me in a good mood and I'd like to keep it.

But you go right on ahead.

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>>68884431
JUST

>>68885076
I didn't see that since my page wasn't updated back then.

>>68885136
Oh sure whatever. I won't argue with someone whos satistaction can be solved by a "slut" and thinks it's decent and paiseworthy while blurts the alphabet out of nowhere to prove his absolute ineptitude. Deep diving in the critique of pure reason ... Good night fags :**

Anyone have the screen cap of the Dutch girl declare she has aids to /mena/

>tfw you stay until 2 am watching old spongebob reruns and talking to qts

good way to spend the night

>>68885267
>poo
i swear i had one that said her name was this

>>68886388
Thai girls have the worst English names ever and this is a fact. Beer, cartoon, film, poo, how the fuck am I supposed to take people with names like this seriously?

>>68886853
what would you expect from the degenerate capital of the world

meh

ded site
ded thread
ded life

>>68888166
maybe you're the one who's dead

Falling in love with some anon's fake Portuguese qt.

>>68888166
I'll fuck you to death

>>68887918
What qts are you looking for sashka? Aren't you too Slavic for Western gals?

fugg my qt is too horny for me
>wake up
>she asks for pics and gets flirty
>get home
>get asked for pics
>go to sleep
>get message wanting to sext

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>not spending Christmas with qt

>>68889553
she is just making fun of you while riding delicious Ahmed's cock

>>68889421
>Aren't you too Slavic for Western gals?
this. they either ignore russians or laugh at us. what did i do to be born as a russian? why did the nature punish me?

>tfw no Dutch aids gf

>>68889421
Eh, not even actively looking. Just talk to a few girls to practice my french.

>>68888571
who?

>>68889644
must suck, especially considering that your women are all over the western cock.

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>>68890467
not only western

>>68890633
well, nothing of value was lost, they all look bad/average at best.

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>>68890953
and what about this one?

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>>68891912
or this

>>68891938
>>68891912

not pretty by Russian standards, they'd be very pretty by western standards though

>>68891955
>not pretty by Russian standards
this meme is getting annoying. both of them are above average and you know that.
you like to say that because we unironically have nothing to be proud of besides our whorish women so you're trying to make foreigners believe that objectively cute girls (by russian standards i mean) are nothing special. pathetic t b h.

>>68891912
>>68891938
way better than the other ones

>>68892069
t. Svetlana Uggmuggovich

>>68892069
I'm a Brit, so its not like I should be biased in favour of Russia, I'm used to seeing Russians around me, and those two look nothing special here

>>68891955
only thing you really have going for your women (at least the young ones) is that they're usually not as fat/chubby as western women but that is mostly because of your poverty i guess, not able to afford cars, fastfood etc.
facial aestethics are then just luck

my russian qt hacked my emails

>>68891955
I've seen better. Even in my podunk town of uggos, I've seen better.

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>>68883289
who here /chad/

>>68893308
i wouldnt brag about being compared to some sandnigger

>>68893308
mfw i had to look up who "zayn malik" is
kek

>wake up
>check last thread because I fell asleep
>see dutch girl nudes
thanks for ruining my day

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tell me, why dont you have a #imwithher qt yet?

>>68894260
ask her where she gets her news about him

Help me boys.

I think I'm in love with the dutch slut.
>tfw went to sleep thinking of her
>tfw couldn't sleep thinking of her
>tfw woke up still thinking of her

>>68894330
Liberally apply 9mm of lead to the forehead.

>>68894330
jerk off

>>68894330
how does it make you feel that i can have all the pussy i want in your country?

>>68894330
the one that posts nudes here?
theres just something about her hiv, i think about her also

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>>68894301
what do I say about the electoral college? I really don't know much about it

>>68894458

No thank you.

I want her :( Can't get her dead.

>>68894494
Tried that, didn't work.
Is real love :(

I can't stop thinking about her to be honest :(

Perfect body, cute tits, cute face, she likes being a whore...
I'm in love.

>>68894550
I don't care senpai take all you want, but book be a trip to netherlands.
I need my slut as well

>>68894579
Yes the one that posts nudes here :)

Please notice me cutest dutch slut ever
I love you :(

>>68894614
find a real qt bro
they are out there

>>68894586
Both you and her are two sides of the same coin m8.

>>68894586
electoral college makes irrelevant states relevant

>>68894657
sorry im not fascist and a nazi

>>68894687
what makes an irrelevant state? low population?

>>68894732
Pretty much. For instance, I doubt you've heard much about Nebraska or Delaware. This is because they're tiny and unimportant.

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>>68894586
>not wanting war with the kuffar

good morning my lads,summer has begun here and im not fucking ready for igniting everytime i go outside

>>68894614
dude, why are you so pathetic?

>>68894614
this is my kind of autsim thanks sasha

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>>68894614
Go die in Donetsk, Pyotr.

>>68895418
what else were you expecting?

>>68895215
>>68895121
>>68894927
>>68894643


I don't want a real qt.
I want a slut, and the dutch girl is perfect I'd help her fulfill all her desires ^^

I can't stop thinking about her

Also don't be mad at me, I wouldn't stop her from posting pictures from you guys.

I don't mind.

But god, I want that cute ass and that perfect body

And the way she behaves posting stuff on a blue board, just so others could enjoy her makes me so happy

I love her boys

I really do.

>tfw I want a slut gf

I don't even mind the AIDS.

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>>68895517
>enjoy her
speak for yourself

>>68895418
hahahaha
you madman

Sad ce da ti stigne krvna osveta

>>68895460
a 19 year old wife to mass-produce my kids
http://beograd.in/deda-napravio-posao-porucio-albanku-za-3000-evra-i-evo-kako-je-prosao/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTvNYtS-kTI
>>68895585
jos uvjek to imaju?

>>68895640

>Narucio 19godisnju albanaku

I tata bi sine hahaha

Da imaju jos uvek
Kolju se sa crnogorcima

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTrUG5EszmQ

>>68895517
>i don't even mind the AIDS
no wonder, your country is already full with it

why do you want some stupid foreign e-whore? there are enough sluts in the Ukraine, just get yourself one there.

>girl has visible tattoos in picture
kek

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>>68895988

>>68895719
>You dont believe in god?
>In god? Fuck his fathers beard, if I could I would drag him down from the sky! Dont talk to me about god and shit!
kek

>>68896095
Sta reci za crnogorce

If you ever come to the US, there are sooo many great places to visit. Feel free to reach out if you need any suggestions. Ciao!

>>68896124
crvenotabletiran je, ko i ono sto je reko za milu

>>68895791
I don't want some stupid foreign e-whore

I want her, others I am not interested in.

Maybe but I don't have AIDS.
I'd risk it for her.

Yes plenty of whores in Ukraine, but professional whores.

She does this because she likes it, and I love her for it.
That's the kinda of a girl I want senpai

Warm greetings from South Africa. I trust and hope you are doing well.
You certainly look friendly and elegant in your photographs.. I would like to know you better. Send me a message anytime! Thanks and take care. Bye

NEED
more /cp/ memes

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>>68896806

>degenerated ukranian
why am i not surprised?

>>68897297
>says the russian

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>>68897297
>russians calling people degenerated

>>68897314
>says the swede

>>68897314
>>68897487
I'm not russian, just wanted to say it with russian flag

>>68897487
>says the Czech

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>>68897615
>he's a bitch

>>68897632
>>68897505
wtf who are you

>>68897820
I'm a Mbanga going thru balkan route to your country
prepare ur butt wite boi

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>>68897943

>>68890463
I think it's Bruno's fake 2bh

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>gypsy cards edition
>no gypsy cards posted
you guys disgust me
also, this saloed >>68895517 is insane

>>68883289
Is the qtcrawler not working for anyone else? It doesn't give me the "view all profiles" option

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>>68899348
Works for everyone, but you.

>qt says something cringy
>Say something cringier
You cant outcringe me bitch

>>68900436
This made me cringe.

>>68900436
well what was it

>>68900436

Senpai, that's just wrong.

>>68900366
Doesn't help that the script is missing a lot of semi colons and such

>>68885230

are you fucking serious?

That shit really was on Duolingo...?

>>68896806

Can you sing?

>>68901089
I can sing

I want to sing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxteo24aH44

Na morskome plavom žalu
Gde ćarlija vjetrić mio
Plavušu sam bajnu snio
O kako sam sretan bio

>scripting
>willingly mining bitcoins for Indianola
I seriously hope you guys aren't still doing this

>>68901407

I made /cp/ parody lyrics for "All Star". I just need someone to revise one verse. and I need someone to sing it. I spent like 2 hours trying to sing it, and i can't do it because I can't stay on the beat.

I don't want this done with Vocaroo. I want like a MP3 that could be made into a /cp/ meme on the youtubes

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>tfw going to meet my first qt tomorrow

>>68901909
Good luck bro, it's great when you first meet your qt. I still remember everything about the first time I met mine.

>>68901909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82t_UOMHPJY
This song was the shit back then

>>68901903
I can sing it but my voice is a bit soft like a choir boy that hasnt hit puberty yet

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ehhh

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Who done it?

I always feel bad about disappearing on a girl if she mentions she has a boyfriend but it's just not worth the time. I'm not nearly chad enough to make girls consider leaving anyone.

>>68902285
the hell is going on with your aspect ratio

>>68902363
hehe its fucked up

>>68901909

Where she from?

Good luck French fry

>>68902028

You can't like, mimic the lead singer during the All Star song?

I want a quality meme

>>68901903
Sorry senpai I sing what I want

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-PAcoxUb58

>>68902398
I have a panty dropping, angelic , sweet mothahonking voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6NzwMif0fA

Lost my virginity to this song, good times

>>68902463

message me on IP

/Macchi30

>>68902525
nigga you know where to find me
bitches come to me, i stay back and enjoy the ride

>>68902568

nigga I thought you want to make some based OC?

Just opened a bunch of random Korean girls profiles, 5 new messages within a couple of minutes
Feels pretty good desu

>>68893308
I've had slavs on there say I look like celebrities

but, white celebrities....lmao

>>68895517
Are you still here anon?

>>68903821

Yes
What is it that you require ?

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>>68903924

Ukrainian QTs

>>68903924
The Dutch just posted on /mena/
She is probably still around

>>68904234
>>68904234

I'm not going to haunt her my friend, that would just be weird.

She'll come around this thread sooner or later, and I can make a fool out of myself then.

>tfw I feel anxious

I just want her :(

>tfw no dutch qt slut girl to talk to everyday :(
Feels bad man

For the two homo Yugoslavicuses wanting to purchase an Albanian birthing machine...how does one go about doing this...

Bosnian girls are out of contest of course. They have become too ...metropolitan. We're left with Albanian girls. Probably Macedonian ones as well. Moldovan?
The resources are scarce. Who would be desperate enough to move to this Adriatic shithole?
African chicks don't even know where Croatia is

>>68904377

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1cmHDSPjBM

I've got you senpai

>>68904376
Ja? Nou, ik hoop dat ze de kanker krijgt. Waarom zo veel aandacht geven aan een domme vrouw?

>>68904443
>01:32
O moj Bogo...

>>68883289
This is the first time I'm ever seeing this post, If anybody's willing to look over the fact that I have no clue about anything about 'this', is this for trolling purposes or will someone actually message a girl with one of the messages on the pastebin and expect results?

>>68904513
meni je bolja ona na 2:15

>>68904376
Poor soul, I'll pray for your redemption.

>>68904549
Gdje se ide za ovo? Mlad sam, lep i simpatičan. Znam i nešto malo šiptarskog

>>68904566
In inferno nulla est redemptio my friend.
I don't need it anyway.

I don't see anything wrong with liking this girl.
She's pretty open about what she is and I love that about her.
Also love the fact she's pretty open.

>>68904486
I don't speak dutch but look up, I think it answers your question ?


You guys heard of love at first sight right ?

Well this is love on first post.

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>>68893308
I'm chat but only to Asian girls
Fuck me

>>68904781
>being in love with a girl who openly posts her aids ridden asshole on /int/

>>68893308
some girls tell me im handsome and charming

i look like a neckbeard but not fat nor skelly lel

>>68905057
It's a part of what I love about her.
If she was with me I'd probably encourage her to do that.
even share pictures of us together.

I like that she's a slut.

>>68904993
Could be worse, apparently I'm chad to muslim girls.

If anyone needs any help with their stalking (don't lie you do it) reply, I have the Nov 2015 database

>>68904377
>African chicks don't even know where Croatia is
Are the the Croatian guy that always posts black girls in threads?

>>68904531
It can be for both though some of those in the pastebin are just for trolling purposes and having fun and they do get responses most of the time.

>>68901407
>svakoga dana u svakom pogledu sve vise i vise napredujem
eh, kad bi i ja tako
sjecam se nesto malo da sam gledao taj film, nisam vec dugo naletio na tv da ga ima
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtyLW6OYiDM
evo ovo cu ja pjevati za par dana haha

>We are like sister and brother
10 minutes later
>Send me one more pic of your penis babe
what does she mean by this?

>>68904993
there is literally nothing wrong with that

>>68909775
it means shes into wincest
>>68904377
ja bi radije makedonku ili moldavku od siptarke jednostavno mi se na neki nacin gade a i imao bi osjecaj da sam si sjebo gene i da bi mi djeca mogla bit glupa al sta je tu je

>>68909775
>Send me one more pic of your penis babe
>what does she mean by this?
Gonna take an absolute stab in the dark here mate and say she wants a picture of your penis
>there is literally nothing wrong with that
I guess

>>68907088
Full data base of the site or just the autism guys From here?

post korean nudes

>>68907445
No, but he is obviously a true connoiseur

>>68909892
Treba se raspitati gdje mlade neženje idu za takvo nešto...

>>68910434
pa vele ti na videu da idu na tromeđu između srbije bosne i crne gore krecinovici
mozes i u albaniju al tamo bi te u najboljem slucaju mogli opljackat, u gorim ostanes izboden ili bez organa
a i u bosni se nebi bas trebao isticati hrvatstvom da ne dodje do tucnjave haha
a vidim da prakticki ispunjavam uvjete za dobru njivu a i sigurno bi radije nekog mladeg ko ja nego neki sijedi celavi tip od 40+ da ih uzme

>message qt
>talk
>like the flirting
>now she's messaging too much
>too much "Come here"
>too much "I want you here with me"

Uhhh, guys. What do I do?

>>68901089
yes

>>68910858
I know what you mean, it gets so awkward after there's too much of it. Like either buy a plane ticket or please stop reminding me.

>>68911008
Eh, depending on my financial situation, I might be able to afford a little vacation.

On a plus side, she's a nurse. So if I happened to get admitted to her hospital, I can just tell her to give me more morphine whenever I want.

Goddamn, morphine would be nice right now.

>>68910812
Imam i ja zemlje i sve to, ali sam gradski momak. Situiran i sve to, ali građanin

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>>68910858
say that you are coming, then block her and cut off all contact
do it for the lulz man

>>68910264
The entire site, around 3.5M users

>>68911342
How did you get that?

>>68911271
da nemam problema sa familijom i da imam vlastitu kucu vec bi rijesio nesto
ovako uvjek moze nesto puknut i preko noci sam na ulici jbg

>>68910858
Been there bro, is currently happening with a Chinese girl
Like wtf I can't afford to just go to China
>>68911413
You gotta know the right people, they did a password reset about a month ago but the passes may still be good for other sites plus you can get their email

>>68911476
Before they did the reset I was enjoying being able to get access to anyone's account I wanted, was nice

>>68911476
>>68911523
Oh shit I didn't know about this. Do you still access accounts? What did you do on accounts that you accessed there?

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I... need... QT's...

It's been hell lads

>>68911643
male qt here

>>68911595
>I didn't know about this
Even interpals didn't until about a month ago, like I said it's been floating around certain circles for about a year
>What did you do
Depended on the person, if it was someone I like I'd just read their other messages so I could get to know them cause I'm a creep like that
Managed to extort a pedo I found

>>68911741
I wanna check it out

>>68911739
Go away you disease ridden Colgate

>tfw missed the entire first half because of customers

>>68911741
Interesting though I haven't gone on IP in like 6 months and deleted my account and now just browse the threads.
>Managed to extort a pedo I found
Lmao seriously? What other weird things did you find in other people's messages?

>>68911830
I'm not gonna post the full data base but if you give me a way to contact you I can do lookups for you
>>68911915
Nudes, stuff like that. Ain't gonna incriminate myself too much bud

>>68910858
Lol she's obviously crazy
Saying stuff like 'i wish you were here and I would do X and Y' is hotter anyways

>>68911523
Are you the one who got into my account and set me on a date with a Turk?

>>68912317
No but that sounds pretty funny

>>68912317
You were just drunk mate, no need to blame the hackers, you're not running for madamme president.

>>68907088
Post it pls

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kek

>>68912976
Even in the photo she looks sorta disgusted by something. why did she even upload it?

>>68912976
rude tbqh

>>68912976
>pls respond

>>68912976
Poor girl. Went through an ordeal.
Imagine. Taking a photo of yourself, with a sour face, in what seemed to be many attempts to appear genuine, spraining your neck, adding all of the filters just in case you surely find the right one, and then uploading said photo on the internet

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>>68912976
>ill just sit here and w8 untill you respond
kekk i thought it was one of you guys

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>>68913693
That would be me

>>68913891
Whoever he is, if he has the accompanying feelings of inadequancy as well as deep seated auto-destructive behavior, he's a Belgian version of me

Might seem awfully full of it, but that's a very peculiar type of self deprecation. Trust me

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>>68913891
thats so deep bro
>>68914023
>if he has the accompanying feelings of inadequancy as well as deep seated auto-destructive behavior, he's a Belgian version of me
yeah, of me too

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https://www.interpals.net/app/album?aid=657837784234098688

TOO MUCH TEST

>>68914138
That picture is brilliant

>>68914164
such a strong and beautiful beast
imagine having that thing in your bed
she probably trains her pussy hard as well
but i prefer woman with softer curves

>>68914429
https://www.interpals.net/app/album?aid=657837835635294208&uid=654682387696484352
she's qt as fuck in clothes though

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Which one of you guys is scarying my qt's with yoru fake korean suicidal guy?

Which one of you is "Ineedagirlfriend"?

>>68914138
>user not found
Bah...I wanted to talk to her and tell her she's beautiful. Poor ting tong...

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>>68914527

Where do you get pictures of Korean dudes to use for fakes?

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>>68914348
>>68914573
theres some more...

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>tfw to intelligent for interpal gf

>>68914649
Instagram. Look for hot korean dudes and then check their followers, find one that isnt too famous and has many casual pics.

>>68914692
is that what mental masturbation looks like

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>>68914164
>>68914468
fuuuuuuuuuuuck hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>68914669

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>>68912976

>>68914669
kek

>>68914669
I kinda want to try that but I'm a) not an arse hole and b) not attractive enough to pull it off

>>68914938

Uhm aj prevedi sta je ona rekla na kraju keve ti, zbunila me u potpunosti

>>68914938
>>68914669
>>68914138
>someone actually saved all of Jawbrah's "le ebin fanny" convos

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Please send help

>>68915484
All me

>>68915484
What the fuck how'd you do that? I think my max is like 60 or something

>>68915420
>whats wrong with you?
>your face is meh
>i've got a swedish beta in reserve anyway
>i look to good for you

>>68915571
I'm good looking I guess, and having a dog in your album helps a lot

>>68915726
>I'm good looking I guess
If you were you wouldn't be wasting time talking to random girls that live far way online

>>68915781
t. ugly ass

>>68915835
These threads are hilarious, full of people that think they're Chads because random girls message them on interpals. Now if you would actually bang them irl, that would be impressive. Anyone can take a good picture of themselves.

>>68915959
You are right, but at the same time you can still be good looking and waste your time talking to people online.

Hello normalfag general, how does it feel to not be loser virgins?

>>68883931
well at least you can grow your own weed

>>68884232
It's the only thing they know how to say in English

>>68916094
but I am virgin and a loser

>mfw I usually message Russian girls and I always use the same opening
>"Hey what's life like in X, it seems so far away from everything
Doesn't work if they're in Moscow or St Pete

>>68916026
True. Most of the guys in these threads are ok looking, because they all brag about getting comments and views etc. I fit into that category as well, but if I was actually a Chad and successful with girls irl I wouldn't be bothering with interpals.

>>68916218
as long as you don't give up hope , you can get the pucci

>>68916218

Being virgin means nothing Tbh

I've had sex twice before, which was several years ago. it didn't make me "different" or anything. I feel exactly the same

Fuark look at this 10/10

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=622533031441559553&uid=622532710359203840&aid=622532700905242627

>>68916218
Cross the border. Nothing beats solving anxiety than pushing yourself into completely alien surroundings for the "incognito" factor and inhibition loosening
Small goals. First, chubby chicks, then move onto your taste as you build your shattered libido and non existing experience

>>68916460
I was talking to an amazing red head from Russia
>tfw she hasn't been online for months

>>68916532
Russian girls are amazing. The best ones on Interpals anyway.

How does one acquire a Russian gf?

>>68916460
why do Russiant always wear sexy stuff casually?

>>68916460
>tfw you will never ever bee good enough for her no matter how hard you try

Oh well, at least my main QT at the moment is cute enough for me. 7/10 QT with a good personality > 10/10 who probably has a shit personality and/or huge ego

>>68916598
She was literally my perfect women
You could always buy one?

>>68916598
Russians are pretty overrated t b h

>>68916460
You can't browse profiles if you're not registered. Pity...
Anyone has a disposable fake so I can log in and browse my countrymen?

>>68916304
>>68916433
>>68916509
I was joking lads but thanks for the support

>>68916509
Or you know, just go to a local punk concert.

That's how I lost mine.

>>68916779
You can use 10minutemail it takes like 2 minutes to set up an account bro

>>68916969
Alri. Didn't know about that website. Thanks

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>>68916914
Why would you lie on an anonimous forum board?

>>68917004
>>68916969

10minutemail

the fuck

make a cock.li address

set it up

[email protected]

for extra comedic effect

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>>68917069
or any one of these

>>68917069
On my actual account I use an @memeware.net

>>68917194
weak choice senpai.

Credits to anybody who goes for hitler.rocks and then gives that mail to a qt.

>>68917254
>Implying anyone communicates by email anymore

>>68917359

I don't know senpai, I don't use the website.

Can't people see your email ?

>>68917069
I already checked the first three pages of regional girls. Done with the account. Three girls I would contact. Would probably blow it out immediately
Solid, all in all

I unironically use a Hellokitty e-mail since 2015.

>>68917444
Nope

>>68917461
Any Kajkavian qts ?

>messaging filipinas because I'm lonely and they're all desperate for the white cawk

What has my life become?

>>68917584
Probably. Though our view of Kajkavian differs. You have the TV view of them, the lederhosen, kajkaj, kranjska eating, beer chugging people. The overrepresentative type of Kajkavian is the hybrid mixture of Zagreb shtokavian with standard Kajkavian. Resulting in "cute and soft" accents. Probably what you also think of when "kajkavian" comes up

Most of them are from Zagreb, and are students. I've seen one studying Indology and Romanian. Interesting. Very. But from a practical standpoint... lmao

>All my miles and smiles air miles are expiring
>I was so close to another free flight or upgrading my class
>Never got to use them again
>Probably will never need to

Feels useless having the card now.

>girl adds you as a friend without saying a word
for what fucking purpose do people do this for

>>68918048
I dunno but I accidentally accepted from some Thai and now it won't let me delete her. I just get an error.

It's so creepy because she hasn't said a single thing and it's been weeks.

Just set this up, anyone want to rate it for me?
/jdl1883

Jesus fuck shit, why is France so full of Koreaboos? 70% of girls messaging my fake are French, the rest is from Turks