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>>68813915
uni edition*

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cara

cara 2bh XDDD SHE'S SO FUCKING HOT XDDD CARA TBh XDDD

first for scotland

gonna do a suicide

Crashing Australia with no survivors.

newcastle uni best uni

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cara

>>68813931
need you out of business

my town just got harried by the Scots again, lads
reckon the king ought to do something about this

I just want to be a programmer ;---;

>>68813922
the animation for kids cartoons these days is so terrible

>>68813940
quite fond of this gimmick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgjv0PQiJCs

>>68813984
lazytown.

>>68813963
the votadini have remained relatively peaceful with the empire, it's those germanic barbarians we should worry about

>>68813918
THANK YOU

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>>68813748

>>68813872
https://youtu.be/9wfpXI5PKlw

might have a wank in the shower lads thoughts?

>>68813981
just apply for the kremlin cyber warfare army mate

I do reckon way too often...

>having a femdom fetish
dire

>>68813932
Like her better with bangs desu

>>68813915
>cum entrance

damn aussies

Lesbian bdsm lads

>>68814031
I need technical education and i can't afford it..

>>68814000
those are real people and puppets

nothing wrong with amber leaf desu

its the best from the povvo tier selection

if you've got a bit of extra scratch sure you'll get american spirit

having maledom fetish tbqh

>>68814067
>povvo tier selection
otherwise known as smoking

>>68814052
have you tried not being from a poor country? usually helps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoIpx1ZxFeM

she has a very interesting face Tbh

i've turned off extra flags since i realised that most of them are egotistic meme spamming cunts with nothing of value to offer. most dabble in homosexual fantasising as well.

i like some of them, but the majority are insufferable. it is pseudo tripfagging at the end of the day

>>68814038
i'd bang her if you know what i mean

>smoking

enjoy reduced lung capacity HA

>>68814038
>bangs
FOY

>>68813963
>you will never burn the dales of tyne with the earl of douglas
worst feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHkcjQheQZk

>>68814099
>half jap half nigger
absolute subhuman
all half asian half niggers I know are batshit insane

>>68814067
found amber leaf disgusting back in my povvo days, really distinctive taste to it which I weren't a fan of
JPS and b&h baccy was nicer and still cheap

>>68814075
єбaнýтый пидapac, гeть i нa хyёв.

>>68814103
which flag?

>>68814109
i can feel my lungs fucking up just from smoking joints once or twice a week. would hate to have the lungs of an actual smoker.

>>68814127
I respectfully disagree

Who here /social anxiety/

>>68814103
agreed
reddit flags is actually beneficial to this general though as it keeps most of the wannabe celebrities under wraps
for a general this size we're lucky to only have one tripfag

>>68814090
the place I was born didn't depend on me. like you don't have poorfags in UK

>>68814117
>knowing multiple half asian/blacks

>>68814150
I disrespectfully disagree
runt

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>>68814117
chat shit about jhene again and i'll knock your lights out sunshine

pic related: its me

>>68814175
I live in a city that is 54% black so I have a lot of experience with subhumans

>was born in a rich country
>drop out from the uni
>kissless virgin
it's like you won but you lost in the same time

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>>68814193
>I live in a city that is 54% black
you're joking

>>68814179
reported

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiklBm2eI4s

>tfw not a borderer
true GOAT part of the country

unbelievably comfy and cultured

>>68814162
>we're lucky to only have one tripfag
which one?

>>68814193
there was only one black kid at my school, and i was the only other non white :^)

>>68814193
atlanta?

do you know andre 3000

>>68814190
How do you pronounce his surname?

>>68814237
190kg

@68814240
FOP

>>68814136
hot

>>68814067
if youre in povvo tier stop fucking smoking

student smokers are the most retarded people on the planet. Smoking age should be raised to 25

>>68814193
Where m8

>>68814234
is this southern scotland?

I think I'm turning into a furry lads I'm not sure, might kill myself.

Satan is a nice name. Its a shame about the devil and that

>>68814262
I smoke maybe 1 cigarette a week
get off your high horse and wind your neck in

>>68814234
only because the scummy cunts in the region were shipped off to northern ireland

>>68814262
the same students ''run out'' of money and are constantly applying for emergency loans at the students union.

how many girls have you been told have a crush on you in your life?

1 here

>>68814240
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>>68814259
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>>68814308
yeah

>come home at Christmas
>One of my sisters is pregnant
>Other one got caught shoplifting
>Mum still unemployed

So fucking useless

>>68814245
yeah atlanta. I saw andre 3k at a steakhouse in buckhead once. heard he is absolutely broke and didn't even tip the valet lol

>>68814308
15 girls
4 guys

>>68814303
made this up on the spot though

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>I think I'm turning into a furry lads

>>68814254
what about jailaboo

>>68814308
0

>>68814308
Errr
Uhh
Hmmm well uh uhm
Hmmm.....

>>68814308
the big zero

>>68814322
how can he possibly be broke

>>68814320
ah yes, the northern powerhouse

>>68814274
Yeah, Hawick on the border.

There's an annual common riding in all the big Scottish border towns where they ride around the town to scout their borders. Pubs are open all 24/7, GOAT festival.

https://youtu.be/OS4puCWKLR0?t=5m29s

All sorts of weird traditions involved.

>>68814308
1 when I was maybe 9
none since then

>>68814293
if thats genuinely true youre spending so little on smoking anyway you dont need to restrict to 'povvo tier'

its the difference between like a quid a week and a quid and 10p

>>68814364
I'm from Essex

>>68814320
I'm the father

>>68814247
daish

>>68814354
dunno but he did do some pretty shitty promotions to get money. most recently a shitty gillette commercial

need a midlands engine or I'm topping myself desu

mummy may better keep her promise

Need a gf with a penis for crimbo.

>>68814308
i have a crash on you, i'm girl *-*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B0mIrgYUMA

>i just had my hair done

>>68814416
youre getting hs2 and thats it bub

>>68814308
few girls

one batty

>>68814450
knock it off you dullard

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how do I stop hating myself lads?

>>68814468
bumder

>>68814405
he should just do some gigs

>>68814332
who?

>>68814477
Head in the oven. Gas mark 9 for 30 minutes.

REALLY want to be a househusband lads, seems like a comfy variation of NEETdom

Ah yes, spending xmas day with my hugely successful cousins again, excellent.

>>68814332
he doesn't use the trip and is banned

>>68814498
ribena

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northern powerhouse here

could heem all you cunts with one arm tied behind my back

>>68814477
cornetto

>>68814500
but it's an electric oven

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>>68814506
could you live with yourself tho

going the rest of your life with basically no respect or friends

if I KNEW I would be a NEET to the end of my days I'd top myself right now

Just had the hardest workout of my life.

People it's inevitable, a beige horizon

>>68814506
I need a househusband to provide for who'll let me pound his boipucci whenever and wherever I want.

>>68814538
Did you finally get out of bed?

fucking VEXED i can play mass effect 1 digitally but i need to get the fucking discs for 2 and 3!

where the fuck am i gonna get discs for that

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>>68814459
Hs2 will do nothing but raise house prices in Birmingham and ruin the countryside

>>68814477
my therapist told me i should try saying at least one good thing about myself each day

couldn't do it tho lmao

>>68814323
>4 guys
England yes

>>68814561
STUPID DUMB BRUMMIE SCUM

>@ pocciян
Бocнa i ХepцeҐOBHO!

>>68814560
I can lend you them

she wants a man from brum

>>68814560
You can just download them?

Also
>Playing 3

leave the janny alone he does his best
at least he's got a job unlike you lazy NEET cunts

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjVbjZY5k9o

aj made it lads :')
i feel like aj traceyposting helped contribute to his success

>having therapist
ah yes, degenerative West

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>not a single non-family member has tried to contact me in the last year

>>68814560
> not getting the boxset for like 5 quid

just finished 2 again.

Mordin, Garrus, Thane true partrician tier

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allo old chaps

>>68814594
i haven't played them before i played the first one and fucking loved it

my computer is shite i'm playing them on xbox, haven't found a way to download the second 2

>>68814609
delete this image mate

>>68814598
he seems pretty awkward from that interview with that slag

reckon he went to a grammar school or was the nerdy black kid at his comprehensive

>>68814579
the only purpose of HS2 is to make Birmingham a commuting town to London
they don't care about us, only London

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rft25dmCa8Y

dick status: hard

>tfw no comfy, luxury dark black & gold furnished London apartment in Mayfair

>>68814625
>he seems pretty awkward from that interview with that slag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rft25dmCa8Y
what this one?
it's meant to be awkward it's comedy

>>68814598
not a fan of that song desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhova7Y3gH0

still a firm favourite.

he does it for free, he does it for FREE, that jannys a wanker, he does it for free.

>>68814598
o shit exclusive

AJ went to shit after Naila

>>68814571
why do russians claim to be some kind of anti-gay haven but the trans section of chaturbate is full of russian trannies and russia has africa-tier hiv rates

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>friends ask me to go out with them
>spend 5 minutes thinking of an excuse not to go
>can't think of one
>have to go out with them now

>>68814626
because for every pound you invest in rich wankers in london you get like two quid back. our whole tax system is reliant on this

>>68814626
I won't be happy until every inch of the British isles is a commuter town for London tbqh lad

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kek

>>68814594
3 has some incredibly moments

if you ignore kylo ren and the ending its based
>leaving earth
>giant thresher vs the reaper on krogan homeworld
>fall of asari homeworld
>battle on the moon above the turian homeworld
>that fucking cutscene near the end where you show up with the hyper fleet to save earth

>>68814641
nah he's legit just laughing because its awkward

she's blunt/crass but he is legitimately weirded out by her vibe

trust me, compare this behaviour to other rappers and what not and youll see how much more confident they are

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>the north

no thank you

>>68814634
alri cucklad

>>68814669
>you dont drink anymore
settled

>>68814103
agreed. reddit flag community is awful

>>68814634
state of AJ's facial hair

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>>68814638
that's asking a bit much, I think.

>>68814687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mHCfpn-UAE
67 are the same/worse with her

>>68814707
that's a shit excuse and they wouldn't believe that

>>68814598
reminder that I personally discovered AJ tracey and you only listen to him because of me

>>68814712
he has the weirdest facial hair to hide his acne scars i think

>tfw can't even get fat women anymore because they've been taught they deserve a male model

>>68814724
have no idea who this guy is but skepta would be this girl on her back feet, she was socially dominating aj tracey

>>68814724
67 are actual autists though, in every single interview they are complete awkward spergs

>>68814682
They should invent a new category called banter crimes, where people are arrested for their weak or mad banter skills

wife's expecting

>>68814668
because russian trannis want to escape oppressive reality, they're also poor and need monies more than western degenerates. we have smaller % of trannies and they aren't as whiny as shameless western faggots.

never drank a sip of alcohol because I can't mix alcohol with my medication haha

LMAOing at all these southerners butthurt over the north.

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james corden needs to fuck off
he's an unfunny cunt

>>68814746
a slightly chubby girl tried talking to me in the club the other day.

>i've seen you around before
possibly the worst chat up line i've ever received

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>lazytown memes
>bee movie memes
>ear rape

do you lads reckon it's worth paying 3.99 a month for this ea access shit which apparently gives me a whole vault of free games

just to play mass effect 2 and 3

>>68814746
are you fat?

>>68814779
love a bit of Gavin & Stacey though

business idea: decriminalise victimless crimes

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>>68814686
> legions sacrifice

now that guy was cool

No hot water and shower is broken so I'm taking a cold bath

>i listen to aj tracey and skepta everyday aha
>i love grime so much man

>>68814789
why are women so evil and spiteful? your greentext story made me feel bad for the girl but I reckon attractive girls derive a certain satisfaction from blowing off wankers

whenever I friendzone a girl or some girl likes me and it isnt reciprocal I feel guilty putting them down

>>68814799
business idea: we're all cosmic dust so who cares what happens on our little planet

What an awful fucking thread

Are you all Facebook normie retards or something? Fuck off and play Fifa or something

>>68814821
ah yes, the northern powerhouse

>>68814804
yes, but i'm only baiting red pillers

Liverpool is better than Manchester.

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>>68814845
>What an awful fucking thread

>>68814845
>Are you all Facebook normie retards or something?
prefer not to say

>>68814779
bet they make it Americanised as fuck so his new yank fanbase can watch it, which is exactly why they're doing it in the first place

>>68814830
>whenever I friendzone a girl or some girl likes me and it isnt reciprocal I feel guilty putting them down
same, that is why I avoid friendship with opposit sex

>>68814799
EA access is class tbf.4 quid is fuck all, even if your only paying it for like 2-3 games

>>68814799
at this stage they should be p easy to get for free

>>68814817
desu I just let the geth kill the quarians, was a tough decision but tali died in my mass effect 2 (didn't have all the ship upgrades and she got blown up in the engine room) and they were kinda being cunts since they started the geth war and the geth now had individual sentience and they still wouldn't accept to work with them even in face of the reapers. Plus I thought the geth would be a better combat asset, so all in all they made their own bed, and ended up keeping legion to the end

>>68814846
Still in Essex lad

>>68814830
i think they do as well. although i've never approached a girl i haven't met earlier.

she asked if i wanted to come back to hers, i even said '' no thank you'' because i didn't want to make her feel too embarrassed

>>68814881
nah
t. lived in both cities

>>68814845
Im actually playing fifa RIGHT NOW mate

>>68814847
fatties must die

>>68814909
>at this stage they should be p easy to get for free
not on xbox though and my computer's shit and i wanna play it now

>>68814949
i wish

>>68814450
Keep posting this, it really is adorable

all scousers should be killed

>>68814911
your life is grim mate

>>68814926
some do feel guilty for sure, but every girl I've ever been with has always complained about "creepy" guys coming unto to them when its literally just a guy they consider to not be in their league trying to hit on them normally

>>68814949
pidorashkas must die

>>68814952
if u do have xbox just buy them in a shop for like 2 quid

fuck giving EA some sort of subscription bollocks

>>68814965
Thanks lad, will do.

anyone here actually been to grimsby

>>68814682
deserved it DESU. It's not fucking hard to wish someone merry christmas whatever you fucking believe in

t. mongrel shitskin

>>68814845
>Are you all Facebook normie retards or something?
yes

>>68815005
prefer not to say

> £3.50 for 50g of baccy

Pretty good deal if I do say so myself

all non-scousers should be killed

>>68814978
to be fair, it's probably a good thing in the long run. many lads aren't confident enough to approach girls because of that mentality, so it kinda forces girls to do the approaching.

Eatin' nutmeg wi' ma 'ghurt.

>>68815005
Grim

>>68815032
t. Paul Nutall

Heard it here first, Mez is going to be the next big thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssGxkJNPZvo

get approached by more girls if they see/know that you already have a GF

>>68815037
Perhaps that's the case in Britain but in north america if you don't make the first move you're a worthless beta

>>68815005
Yes, also went to Hull, Scunthorpe and Goole on the same day

Got myself a foreign gf lads

san andreas > vice city > 3 > 5 > 4

>grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7aHOsxFP4w

How do teen pregnancies still happen? How do people not understand?

>>68815126
SAD

>>68815131
lol no

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>>68815026
£0.00 for 0g of baccy is a much better deal and much healthier for your body in the long run

>>68815131
vice city > 3 >>>>POWER GAP>>>>> the rest

you either die anonymous or live long enough to see yourself become a gimmick

>>68815141
they're just fucktards

>>68815100
thats the shittest day out i've ever heard

>>68815141
because condoms feel rubbish (so i'm told)
also kids want to have sex but don't want to get protection cause their parents might find out and bash them for having natural urges

hazel eyes are a surefire sign of impure genetics, lacking principles and affinity towards witchcraft -- avoid if possible

>>68815084
i don't really consider myself that attractive, but i probably get approached every so often when i go out. same happens to a lot of my other mates. for some reason it really started to pick up after i got a gf which is slightly annoying, maybe my vibe changed or something

>>68815155
>>68815152
haha shut the fuck up
you knw SA is the best GTA, you're just being contrarian

>>68815161
childhood is idolising ribena
adult is realising monica makes more sense

>>68815180
It was meant to be, I thought Scunthrope was grim but fucking Goole is in a league of its own

>>68815155
lol no

>>68815188
*casts a spell on you*

>>68815189
Girls in the UK are grim as fuck mate that's why. I have cousins in southampton and they showed me pics of a class of nursing students. Out of 50 girls maybe 3 pretty ones. In canada at least 20 of them would be bangable.

>>68815192
never said it wasn't
but the rest of your list is shite you utter clown

when i was like 13 my piano teacher wanted me to try learning jazz piano but i didn't want to because i had no idea what jazz actually was then i got bored of classical and stopped altogether, need to try and do it on my own now

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>>68815187
>Parents might find our condoms so let's have a baby instead

really dont mind the old jan jan

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on a date

>check amir's blog
>no updates for several days

has he finally done the deed?

>>68815231
'ri tarquin

>>68815251
bit nippy in 'ere haha

watching The Lobster

awful film so far

business idea: anyone who has sex should be killed

>>68815242
Is this meant to be to the tune of something

>>68815161
whoa
>tfw already am a gimmick
won't tell which but it's very obscure

>>68815226
i noticed girls were a lot better looking when i went to the US, but don't think many here are unattractive. but it's probably because i only interact with middle class university students.

>>68815246
they obviously convince themselves while their hormones are going crazy that it won't happen to them

>>68815192
never liked SA, too big, too hollow, didn't feel right

>>68815251
*looks at my reflection in her forehead*

>>68815297
because you didn't play SA multiplayer

>>68815295
even yank slags are pretty grim. I live in a city thats known for its women, probably only london could compete with where I live

>>68815131
vice city > 4 > san andreas > the rest

>>68815284
colin farrell movies are generally terrible

Best GTA is the wild west one, played it at a m8s house once

bollocks in extreme pain tbqh

>>68815297
seen the same thing written on your mum's TripAdvisor

>>68815324
Vice City a shit
San Andreas beats 4 because nostalgia as well 2bh

>>68815284
I didnt mind it

anything with Lea Seydoux is decent

>>68815313
i did not

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>>68815326

>>68815254
would he leave a final online note if he did? He knows he has a presence on the wanky web.

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>>68815315
>I live in a city thats known for its women

>>68815341
ah yes, bollocks

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/17/exclusive-britain-will-front-queue-trade-deal-us-donald-trumps/

>>68815374
are you a virgin

>>68815366
>>68815374
this is NOT how you hatpost

>>68815349
Vice city is probably my nostalgia playing but that atmosphere just can't be topped
I really like gta 4 asw. nice atmosphere, good universe, interesting characters and storyline and good physics in the way car crashes and stuff.
never played gta 5 though so can(t tell if it's good

Were you one of the cool kids at school ?

ᶫᵉᵗᵐᵉᵃˢᵘˢᵐᵗʰᶰ

unpopular opinion: GTA IV was the best GTA

used to get a tingle in my balls just driving around in that game

>>68815315
i'm from north london Tbh. Hampstead

>>68815392
Yeah gta IV had the best car physics

GTA V is way to arcadey with the driving

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>>68815287
>

>>68815396
one of the inbetweeners desu

Simpsons Hit n Run is the best gta

>>68815326
daredevil was amazing

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>>68815378
wtf? i love trump now!

>>>/pol/103537075
>>>/pol/103537075
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hehehe

Wealth of Nations was the best GTA

Edit: thanks for the gold!

Interstellar is a masterpiece crafted by the finest of humanity

you know what, i might have a wank

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>>68815287

>>68815226
southampton mentioned

>>68815427
Objectively true
>that banging rocket car

>>68815417
the addons for gta 4 were really great too. I mean the bikers gang one was a bit boring but gay tony was really really good

>>68815396
i was the loser of an average group of guys

>>68815447
will you all be fucking off back home then?

>>68815447
>get blown the fuck out by Guatemala
>go cross-board to brag about it

just got an ea access subscription to play mass effect 2 and 3

once i beat them i will cancel my subscription

>>68815462
southampton epitomises grim working class white slags imo

>>68815433
fuck off with your virgin taste in films

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVtHvItwjHs

>>68815427
I had good fun playing Road Rage with my crew when the PS2 was a new thing for us.

>>68815477
nah biker gang was a good storyline, but the gameplay additions for gay tony were amazing like the parachute and new helicopter

rounded off the game well and added more "fun" to the otherwise drab GTA IV and lost and the damned

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>>68815396
No I was one of the losers who got bullied everyday

Reading r/incels is just hammering home how hopeless my situation is

Finished on Friday, exams are on the 7th.
When's a good time to call the break and start studying?

>>68815517
why would you go to reddit for that when you can just find that shit on /pol/ and /r9k/

Just joined the Monster Raving Loony Party lads

>>68815517
Why don't you read something more positive anon

>>68815528
2359 on the sixth

>>68815514
how did you get bullied?

>>68815528
yesterday

>>68815396
yes cuz I'm badass russian, pussy

>>68815509
the storyline was interesting but idk it looked even more gloomy than the normal gta IV and the characters had no charisma. also the weapons were a bit shit
now Yusuf in gay tony, thats a character lmao

>>68815539
Now follow your founder

>>68815539
You joined the Labour party?

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did a rather significant chuckle at this

>>68815576
Waheeeyy

GTA 4 was one of the best

>>68815588
me on the bottom right

>>68815576
haha ya got me

>>68815588
me and the lads carrying the chair

>>68815549
Normies would do stuff like take my bag and hide it in the girls toilet
Would steal my PE kit
One guy pissed on my new trainers

Various other shenanigans like that

>>68815528
what exams?

Immediately after christmas for hard studying but do some bits and pieces now

never made a new /brit/ thread and want to give it a go.

>>68815576
*raises a glass of champagne to you from across the party* ha ha!

>>68815617
what a loser

>>68815573
too over the top, although I suppose there are actual saudi princes like that

NEW

>>68810124
>>68810124
>>68810124

>>68815617
that sounds pretty mean. nothing like that went on at my school, do you come from a poor area?

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>>68815621
>>68815621

>>68815621
I WILL insult you if you fuck it up

>>68815617
Your shoes untied mate.....AND youve dropped your gay card. Btw if your hand is bigger than your face that means you have cancer. Haha pinch punch first of the month no returns. Oi its (you)'s birthday lads ahaha I'll give you 20 pounds *gives you 200 birthday beats* whoops aha always was shit at maths *does 20 more* ahh thats better *suddenly lunges at you so you fall over my friend crouched behind you* hehe *everyone bundles on you* wayy dickhead *empties your bag* *breaks your ruler in half* *unscrews all your pens so they leak* *breaks all your pencil leads* *rips your rubber to bits* *throws your PE kit in the girls changing rooms* *pours your capri sun all over your books* *throws your shoes on the roof* *stabs you in the neck with a chisel*

>>68815588
lets be fair mate if a god spoke to me then i couldnt be an atheist haha

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banter

>>68815617
lol why didn't you just stick up for yourself nerd

teenagers are like predators, if you show yourself to be weak they will target and attack you preferentially

>>68815657
he wasn't actually a god though
just a mental patient in an intergalactic insane asylum.

>>68815624
>party
/brit/ is not some sort of party. It's a gentlemens club

>>68815654
would appreciate a step by step instruction on how to do it tbqhwy. never made a thread of any kind

>>68815682
because he's a weak sack of shit.

>>68815667
hmm

>>68815700
someone fedorapost this please

Dump Trump

>>68815671
Glad there's one lad out there standing against Americanism in Australia