Alim edition
cara
thoughts on the port arthur massacre?
alri
cara
ngl bradley walsh is the least funny gimmick to eminate from /brit/
>>68810138
didn't reach his full potential
>>68810097
no no no no... you gotta dress the part, he looks like a retarded sausage stuffed into an ill fitting suit. pic related is dressing the part.
JEWS
thoughts on the port authority?
>>68810156
>not saying "pirate scumbags"
pathetic
the electoral college votes today lads. trump's presidency will be confirmed
>>68810138
a false flag by the howard government to take away our guns.
just orchestrated a poo
just poo castrated an orc
>>68810158
That neck has to be shopped.
>>68810124
classic meme are 'lim
>>68810195
"Nope"
https://is.4chan.org/gif/1482103139262.webm
had a time at the ol glory hole earlier
>>68810195
australian genetics
need a good porn site that has lots of categories and content.
any suggestions?
>>68810114
>>68810123
really enjoyed these gimmicks last thread!
>>68810176
>stuff you! i won't do what you tell me
>slightly angry against the machine
Fuming at the state of my education tbqh
Can't believe when we studied WW2 instead of learning about political and strategic events I had to learn about fucking evacuees and how working class bints had to ration butter because it was more 'relatable' for a student
Please fucking do one
>>68810227
laughed at this
>>68810227
>Not Mad, Just Dissapointed At The Machine
preparing my 2017 gimmicks
gimmick of the year will be mine
>>68810207
>>68810212
his father must have been an emu
>never visit dentist while I'm at uni
>visit him after 5 years of not going
>oh your teeth are in perfect health
ah yes
>>68810230
>spend three months learning about WW2 with a strong emphasis on the holocaust
>spent one week learning about every other war in history
/latinagf2017/
>>68810129
This 2bh
>>68810262
exactly why I stopped going
well, that and I missed an appointment and they said I'd have to pay £15 next time
>>68810262
>UnitedKingdom.png
I don't believe you
>>68810176
gun wankers are so spastic
>>68810280
>an inner city runt appears
>>68810267
Literally no idea what the 100 Year War is
Unironically thought it was a metaphor for political struggle
>>68810280
STALIN TOOK THE GUNS
HITLER TOOK THE GUNS
MAO TOOK THE GUNS
Canadians are pure in nature and spirit
anyone else still have hope in /death2016/?
lads got two job offers help me decide which:
social-science data researcher + admin job with an oxford uni think tank
or
trainee economist job at a local government body
both pay about the same, though the former is only 4 days a week (for the same wages). the latter is a short-term contract of a few months main thing is that i'd prefer to be an economist in life, but working with Oxford uni on something which is loosely related to economics seems dope.
>>68810268
>can't do this
fucks sake
why did yanks get latinas and we got pakis
it's not fucking fair
>>68810089
>co-ed anglican
which one
beware the leet Russian haxxors lads
redpill me on christmas
>>68810321
is good
gun wanker loves his fucking guns
If you don't kiss on the first date them you're an ABSOLUTE Nancy boy
>>68810321
buy our shit, goy, you killed jesus
t. shlomo bergsteinwinsteinberg
>>68810305
trainee econ la
>>68810305
hmmm both seem good 'generic' experience for pursuing some kind of think tank/researcher/civil servant work
I would go with the oxford one just from the outside but congrats anon they both sound great
>>68810321
Hanukkah for goyim
>>68810297
I don't want to die before my parents, couldn't do that to them. Family are the only connection I cherish in this life.
>>68810321
sorry la spiking drinks is illegal and i don't want to get arrested during the holidays
>>68810306
Latinos cause more trouble than Pakis
>>68810279
32 teeth all fairly well aligned with no gum problems or cavities
the only issue I have is that one of my front teeth juts out a a little bit than the others kinda like the guy in pic related, and even then it's not actually an issue
>>68810336
t. Battyman who doesn't fuck on the first date
>>68810316
>live in a chernobyl-esque post-commie shithole
>full of hackers
is russia what cyberpunk would look like in real life?
>>68810315
not saying cause i'll get doxxed but i'll tell you i'm from the north east Melbourne suburbs
>>68810262
My teeth are slightly yellow and a few of them are crooked, all in all it doesn't bother me even though it should.
>tfw no worldgirl gf
>>68810339
>>68810342
WHICH ONE
>>68810345
but think how much easier life would be without you being such a burden.
pretty pissed myself that my nephew's learnt my name now. can just imagine him walking around asking where i am every time he comes over and not understanding the answer
>>68810305
Oxford no question, even if it weren't Oxford
facebook giving me ads about coping with autism. hmmmm
>>68810360
3D print your own braces
http://www.sciencealert.com/a-college-student-has-3d-printed-his-own-braces-for-less-than-60
>>68810195
It is, people never post the original version anymore. His neck is long though just not that long
>>68810365
Too much m8
>>68810394
no
I'm no vain like that so I won't bother for something so trivial
>>68810365
>battyman
i know youre trying but just stop mate
on 5th cup of tea ama
>>68810386
That hits pretty close to home desu but my point still stands so I guess we're just different. The only person my life is a burden to is myself though.
>>68810410
Your smile is very important lad and you only get one shot at a first impression x
that bottleflip/bellyslide/dab combo is kino
>>68810420
>having 5 cups before noon
enjoy your heart attack
>>68810262
Literally happened to me as well, went last Monday and I just have a piece of chipped enamel, no cavities or other issues
>>68810437
limey
>>68810376
>My teeth are slightly yellow
mate get a vibrating toothbrush and some whitening toothpaste, honestly works wonders
none of that a round-headed Oral-B bollocks though, you can get a normal one which vibrates from Tesco for like £3
>>68810437
pommy
>>68810358
nah
all latinos have is drug gangs and that's more symptomatic of america's cocaine problem and the fact that mexico is between america and the central american narcostates
>>68810437
alri gran
>>68810453
I'll try it cheers mate, it can only get better instead of worse I guess.
>>68810163
Fuck dock workers
haven't been to the dentist since 2012 but i don't brush often so i dont want to have to get like 10 fillings
>>68810383
need a georgian qt
>>68810479
speak up you mong
>>68810474
>picking georgian from that picture
AWFUL taste
>>68810218
If you get a team skeet membership they have heaps of content that you can access
>>68810473
>i don't brush often
Why not?
my teeth have a natural yellow/cream tint :\
>>68810479
you heard
just moved on to me 6th
>>68810383
georgian or armenian tbhh
>>68810486
georgian a best
SHAN'T be giving a single IOTA of my attention to the third world this Christmas
You made your bed now lie in it, do not distract me from my turkey and game of Buckaroo Mr Geldof
didn't brush my teeth this morning
felt very patriotic
My teeth are perfect, look like chip skylark if im honest aha
>>68810465
yodeling at this bird
>>68810489
i never was forced by the parents so i didn't get into a habit, but what's worse is my fear of going hypoglycaemic and then not being able to treat it because i've got fucking peppermint mouth
>>68810485
>>68810498
want me to take you to the pictures while your mum and dad are out? we'll go see monsters inc
>>68810525
> cries at 5 cups of tea
> rates monsters inc.
end it lad
>>68810525
>while
FOY
>>68810524
>i never was forced by the parents so i didn't get into a habit,
me
my brother seems to have developed the habit himself but i think hes gay so thats probably why
>>68810496
All teeth do. Ultrawhite teeth are a completely modern phenomenon. Red meat isn't supposed to be red either, but a delectable dark brown
>>68810524
Dear lord lad you may want to a psychiatrist if your paranoia is preventing you from engaging in basic hygeine
The last thing you want is to be wearing dentures at age 30
>>68810540
>>68810542
cannae understand what ye on aboot
>>68810305
Go the social science route. If you do stuff macro-sociological stuff that can then tie back into economics later down the line.
doing a poo
>>68810561
that wasnt even grammatically correct you bumbling yank
>>68810321
It's good for businesses. Also the pushing of the whole "Christmas is for family" meme is a way of secularising the holiday.
ᵇᵒᵍᵉʸˢ
>>68810578
anyway i need to wash the pots haha brb x
>>68810570
make sure to take a stool sample and accurately scrutinize it to the best of your ability afterwards, they really are a wonderful insight into the general state of your health
>>68810584
This
It's supposed to be about celebrating the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ
>>68810553
well its not an irrational fear for a diabetic is it. give me a flavourless toothpaste and id probably do a lot better.
still never gonna floss though get fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPI_DZdgNKk
me and the boys
>>68810599
can you provide me some basics on what to look for?
i don't have a microscope but i do have binoculars
>>68810567
without getting too specific its probably one of the most topical social science areas and it definitely delves into mainstream economics.
i thik they hired me becasue i was saying you apply economics to their subject, and they were a bunch of sociologists and anthropoloigsts.
>>68810549
That reminds me of a time I went to a farm and they had tonnes of oranges sitting in piles rotting because they were too big and the supermarkets wouldn't accept them.
>>68810584
Christmas has been secularised for decades, it's just another consumerist holiday with no grounds in anything deeper whatsoever
>>68810603
> not being able to treat because of peppermint mouth
What are you even talking about? Check bloods, if low or symptomatic eat a biscuit or lucozade, whats that got to do with diabetes?
bogeys
>>68810614
>20 of us
>Get beaten by 4 chads
Cannot fabricate these feces upwards
>>68810603
I have a bacon flavoured toothpaste. Ain't too bad but it doesn't get very foamy which I don't like
>>68810625
mint taste mixed with any normal food will make me just vomit
>>68810614
>20 leftists can't fight off 5 proper blokes
Sums up their "movement" desu
Business Idea: Execute rasheeds
>>68810652
fuyo bro
>take ritalin thinking everyones busy
>last shot at /gf2016/ appears
>im gonna be sweaty and nervous so don't wanna go out
>>68810603
>diabetic
t. American on holiday
why are there so many bad people in the world :/
>>68810676
because they're dumb
BOGEYS
me on my commute in Birmingham this morning (more canals than venice)
>>68810614
Why are rightists so aggressive and violent
>>68810676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrLDoitgYp4
>>68810690
best game EVER
dick and dom in the BUNGALOWWWWWWWWWW
can't tell if i miss the ex or just the feeling of being in love
>>68810619
If 1 or 2 you have constipation or foreign bodies lodged in the intestines
3 and 4 are ideal
5 6 and 7 are diarreahtic and indicate diet anomalies or more serious underlying illnesses
>>68810692
the beautiful juxtaposition of new and old is very interesting
>>68810692
is that every white person in birmingham?
>>68810705
You miss being in love with her
>>68810692
*falls in*
*pierced by 1000 needles*
*bleeds out before police can get past the shariah patrol station*
Ah yes, Birmingham
>>68810676
because of people like farage and donald trump and adolf hitler !
>>68810690
>>68810696
NAEBODY MOVE
>>68810708
antidepressants gave me type 7 for 5 days
B O G E Y S
>>68810708
>mfw I drink 2 litres of apple juice and get type 7 for 24 hrs
>>68810708
Doesn't look like any of that desu
pardon?
kaepernick has lost 13 games in a row
Never quite understood why the famous song "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd (Pronounced 'Lĕh-'nérd 'Skin-'nérd) included a reference to the city of Birmingham to be honest
>>68810692
more canals for yardies to dump bodies in
>>68810729
>unironically taking your pills
>>68810759
maybe Nick should try a different position
>>68810770
>the jews are trying to trick me!
You are walking to the football game through the narrow tunnel with your girlfriend. This bulky lad is speedwalking to you from inside the arena. It is clear that he is walking straight towards you.
What do you do?
>>68810723
forgot about this legend, incredible comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Mq-tUBUtQU
doing a think
>>68810759
what?
>>68810783
Dick+Depression>No dick-Depression
>>68810766
>mfw my mate from Massachusetts tells me he works in Cambridge now
must be a bugger of a commute!
BOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGEEEEEEEYYYYYYSSSS
I like the way the Swej think
>>68810801
t. never had depression and just got a little sad
me with the bf
>>68810822
>never just been a little sad and just got a little sad
hmm
>>68810796
takes out democratically elected secular government *oops*
funds terrorist organizations *oops*
ah yes the great west
>>68810676
>mfw some retard says being a good human being means being generous and kind
>>68810801
a) its not like im having sex anyway
b) i do not have ED from the meds
anyone else /chronic stress/ here
>>68810847
rasheed
pid a doo lads
>>68810858
delet this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E438gokd3bQ
>>68810861
yes i am alive too
>>68810865
hamish
>>68810848
Yeah, what a stupid fucking asshole.
>>68810822
>never had depression
>hasn't left house in years
>prescribed sertraline
yeah no
it's called better drugs you normalfag
>>68810801
muslim football player who refuses to stand for the national anthem
>>68810882
paki
>>68810889
andrew
>>68810708
hate 4
never feel satisfied after a 4
love a good 3 though.
>leftists
>>68810889
>>68810898
ramadan steve
>>68810885
dude WEED lmao
Clearly it isn't working if you haven't left the house and if you haven't killed yourself by now you aren't depressed so really you've proven my point correct and yours wrong
>>68810912
he really is our guy
>>68810912
Soldiers off Allah and filthy kuffir, I welcome you today....
>>68810912
what is it going to say then?
"OI TWATS"
going to vote for a republic in the next referendum
>>68810939
Traitor
>>68810914
stupid aussie retard
>>68810939
for what purpose?
the queen does nothing
Why do you guys hate us so much?
>>68810948
dumb british twat
>>68810939
going to vote for the monarchy even though i don't care
>>68810955
forgot you even existed lol
>>68810955
you killed our empire
>haha you're so silly, what was that you were saying about bollocks?
>>68810955
who?
>>68810958
>stir last night's haggis
what did he mean by this
hate it when my dad washes the pots after tea because it means i have to rewash everything in the morning haha
>>68810946
australia for the australians
britain for the rasheeds
>>68810950
hope she kicks the bucket soon tbqh so we can get moving
>>68810968
traitor
>/cum/
Does that even still exist lol
>>68810981
>>68810955
only working class "people" hate america
pls invade
>>68810981
What the fuck do you think you idiotic yank
>>68810987
its basically /brit/ with yank flags + a lot more anime
>>68811018
>its basically /brit/
an even shitter version maybe
>>68811032
not possible
>>68810985
tradie
>>68811018
yeh nah fuck off proto-yank
>>68811032
well i did say it had yank flags haha
>>68810955
kys yank scum
>>68811041
tradies get the ladies as they say
>>68811043
suck my fat cock nigger faggot masturbator
used to like aussies before they started shitting up the thread with depression chat
oh the system hasnt fixed my life for me yet give me more drugs
>>68811018
Foy
need help lads. Best British album of the year?
>>68810975
one on the right is mud and one on left looks like a future brusson. would not let either stomp on my bollocks/10
>>68811032
>even shittier
watch your mouth dickhead
HELLO?
>>68811086
aussies talking about depression "oy ye guvna if ye havent faken offed ya self den ya nut fooken depressed mate"
stupid aussie cunts
>>68811086
all me
>>68811043
>>68811088
prove me wrong
*scrolls through /cum/*
>lads, desu
>endless (you)bait shitposts
ah yes
Quick lads we need a new gimmick
found where my mum hid my christmas present this year and it's half the size of the thing I actually wanted
gonna go play hopscotch in Afghan
fucking HATE spicy food, lads
>>68811174
bender
>>68811165
dragon dildo?
>>68811174
poof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHzxr2Vx1fA
You guy are teasing this guy!!!
porsche pack 3 for AC comes out on the 20th lads
>>68811174
fair play spicy food is rubbish
>>68811180
>>68811187
Rasheed
>>68811090
What's a brusson
>>68811204
bender
i too, find spicy food too delicate for my fragile feminine taste buds
t. a girl
>>68811194
https://xhamster.com/movies/2323133/cum_eating_big_cock_hentai_emo_hot_boy_gay_tranny.html
>cant get hard
>cant cum
why even have a penis lads
>>68811216
We Dutch fucked you up during the colonial period, this also applies to you Tasmanian cunts!!!
>>68811206
northern for a stern old cunt
>>68811234
stop pulling fatties ffs
>>68811234
So you can aim when you pee.
I pity chicks on hikes
i NEVER seed my torrents
>>68811237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuKzt7p-MnM
accept yourself
Need something to eat lads but I dont know what to get
>>68811269
fggt kys
>>68811269
I seed it if there isn't many but for popular files i don't bother
should start a /brit/ discord channel desu
>>68811234
i can get hard and cume, i just feel fuck all. i get more stimulus from a gally touching my hand than a gally touching my cock and it's starting to frustrate me beyond articulation
>>68811278
a tiger or something
>>68811269
>torrenting
for what purpose?
painted my nails dark red
feel proper edgy
>>68811295
I'm not chinese mate
I'm tired of being fat
>>68811341
goth
>>68811349
WHEN YOU LE SEE IT XD
>>68811353
why do you want something to eat lads tho
>>68811349
shes a brick
house
>>68811362
fatty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B0mIrgYUMA
>i just had my hair done
Which is the easiest 4chan board to wind-up?
>>68811378
Just clocked you little bugger x
>>68811410
/pol/ or /v/
>>68811410
/brit/ on /int/
>>68811384
Help me
>>68811444
eat less
>>68811410
/diy/
Practically winds itself
hmm
>>68811443
what fuck off no it isn't mate come on fuck off what you on about
>>68811465
you seem a little wound up, friend
can a brit vocaroo "pooper" for me
getting a strong urge to isolate myself lol
>>68811464
*snaps her neck*
THE MACHINES WILL RISE
>>68811464
ah yes, robo nonce
>>68811464
cute girl :)
>>68811464
OH so when A MACHINE does it it's NORMAL HUH
what's wrong with this man?
>>68811521
shirt's a bit too small
>>68811521
internalised misogny
anyone want it? xx
>>68811513
ah yes, a classic sexy shot
mustn't forget the "caught short on the side of A1" photo
>>68811521
weak traps
>>68811521
looks like a second life avatar lmao
>>68811531
Looks a tad used
>>68811548
My fucking sides
>>68811531
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>68811521
how do i enter this mode?
>>68811570
you give me the secret formula
>>68811513
grim
>>68811531
Reminds me of the weird shit I've seen in eBay sales. Some person had a dildo posed next to some usb extension cables for a size comparison. Also some women posing in bikinis or barely anything with the item trying to be sold.
>>68811570
Stare into a mirror and say bro 11 times
>>68811570
have a shit job and no personality. surround yourself with boring people and convince yourself looking good is the most important thing in the world
>>68811570
dhal and butter chicken, 5 times a day
cattle wrangling 3xF
squats 3xP (til poo)
stone throws SxF (sisters til failure)
literally can't see the point in living past your 20s
>>68811635
Shut the fuck up you attention seeking faggot.
>>68811614
What an insecure little fag
>>68811599
Holy shit it worked
THANKS BRO
>>68811635
that's why you have kids
>>68811642
t.31
but why are you getting so angry
>>68811662
probably because you always moan about living and killing yourself but you don't have the balls to, so instead keep banging on about it here
>>68811660
natalists are fucking scum
>>68811642
This.
>>68811679
this is my first time in /brit/
>>68811702
stop lying on an anonymous imageboard mate
>>68811702
kill yourself mate
AAAAAAD AhhhhhhhhhhhhGGGGGGGGGGGFDDDDDDDDDHHHHHHHHDD AAA
>he thinks eternal life is a good idea
>>68811708
im not
>>68811720
why
alri
>>68811721
>Some aussie was shitposting so hard this one aussie had to assert dominance by shitposting even harder
>>68811737
this is my first time on /brit/ :)
>>68811721
WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOU
>>68811723
I'd live for a billion years if given the option
>>68811737
heh
>>68811744
all me
>>68811749
audibly kekd
good work anon
>>68811730
kill yourself so I don't have to see your shitty posts anymore
>>68811755
whats the point
you gonna stay on 4chan for another billion years?
>>68811785
how bout you do something else with your time
>>68811786
You know the options in life aren't being 'normie' or 24/7 shitposting on 4chan right?
>>68811849
wtf else would you do?
>>68811849
>>68811799
how bout you neck yourself
>>68811866
make money off surviving crazy suicide attempts
what do you call a leaf in winter? decomposed bacterium
>>68811635
>>68811723
just get anti ageing technology and move about
it would be nice
>>68811880
why would i do that OwO
http://www.itv.com/news/2016-12-19/monopoly-christmas-helpline-opens-to-prevent-boardgame-bust-ups/
>>68811945
the rules are NOT that hard to understand
>>68811931
Just Do It -.-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4giE9QhJ48
Hiro has tasked you with making one 4chan board implode by adding/removing one thing
What board do you pick and how do you do it?
For me, I'd add flags to /ck/
>not wanting to watch the big crunch and then another big bang forever and ever
disappointed in you lads 2bh
>In town waiting to cross the street
>"Hello! How much are you willing to donate to the poor migrant children who just want a better life?"
>Girl wearing a florescent jacket standing next to me
>Has a blown up picture of that dead migrant kid on a beach on the front an back of it with different pictures in the four corners
>Migrants rioting at some fences
>That journalist who tripped that migrant kid
>Overloaded boat of migrants
>One of the migrant "children" who arrived in the country earlier this year
>Disgusting
"Sorry but I already donated for the children of this country"
>Gives me a look like I just called her grandmother a whore and spat in her face
>Walks away while audibly giving an "ugh"
>Genuinely did donate - drop several boxes of chocolates into the local children's hospice every year
Feel pretty disgusted by that encounter tbqh. Why the fuck are these people trying to raise funds for a bunch of gibsmedats when there are children in this country who would be much more appreciative of anything they recieved?
fresh
>>68811991
>>68811991
cheated at monopoly when i was 6 and my mother disowned me
>>68811979
fuck outta here with your emo shit
>>68811983
add fact checker to /pol/
>>68811979
wish i could hug all the sad yanks
>>68812008
dumb frogposter
>>68812011
could really use one haha
>>68815620
My end of semester exams, 2nd year pharma
Alri mincers