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>>68777829
Average British woman
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poo
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anime
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>>68777829
cor she'd get it
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>>68777880
disgusting racemixer
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>>68777829
choo choo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
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>>68777880
conductor
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*farts loudly*
*doesn't acknowledge it and simply scowls at anyone who attempts to draw attention to it*
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>>68777829
seen her irl once or twice
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>>68777829
BIG
BRITISH
TITS
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Cara
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/tv/ always flirts with the line of paedophilia

dont arrest me T.May
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>>68777924
good lad

another tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uriGngTXyrE
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>people worried about falling birth rates and/or overpopulation

I like to look at that as specialization. A generalization of Ricardo's theory of comparative advantage. We have merely outsourced breeding.

And just like you need free trade for comparative advantage to work, you need freedom of movement for this system to work. This is why the recent right-wing turnaround in Western politics is so dangerous.
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>>68777944
shan't
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which flag consistently has the worst posters on /int/?
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would like a gf to provide physical and emotional release and distract me from the yawning abyss of nothingness after death
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>>68777994
shoosh, cunt.
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I like that feeling when you havent fapped for like 2-3 days and your dick feels new and fresh
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>>68777996
canada followed by america
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The undisputed seasonal B A N G E R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb-pX7sIjFY
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got invited for a few drinks by my Polish neighbour yesterday evening and my head still hurts lads
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going to trip my nut off tomorrow on mushies :)))
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>>68778058
be sure to let us know how it goes
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Mai waifu
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>>68777880
Fry the rice. Pay the price.
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>>68778057
also I don't remember getting home
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aisha reply to me on facebook
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>>68778040
OI OIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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comme le temps passe...
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lads, would you let your girl go out like this?
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fuck off over here:
our heart's full;
of love, cunt.
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>>68778025
good feel but it's hard to go that long when you have the opportunity

I get seriously horny after 48 hours or so
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>>68777980
That was a great tune.
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>>68778124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ6G7qwjom4
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Love it when in the walking dead one of the characters suddenly gets terrified of one zombie coming towards them.

You didn't give a fuck about that one zombie last season when you were baiting them into a lake of fire.
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some redpills, don't hurt your brain trying to comprehend these

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omega_Point
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_problem_of_consciousness
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Complexity-Consciousness
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_room
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_B._Tucker
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrocausality
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>>68778136
Man if I were a father nowadays I would have some very immoral desires
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>>68778196
what do you mean
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going to listen to some The Kooks - take myself back to 6th form when I was a happy little indie lad with a gf

*adjusts fringe*
*smokes rollie*
*straightens fred perry cardigan on top of ben sherman chequered shirt*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkaMiaRLgvY
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>>68778175
good tune
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>>68778241
succ
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*slashes your tires*
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>yanks
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>>68778089
what's she thinking about?
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Well, time for me to hit the sack.
Goodnight lads.
>another night with no gf
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>>68778196
biologically programmed not to be attracted to immediate family

unless you really are a fucking weirdo
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>>68778196
alri Donald
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>tfw to smart for a gf
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>>68778273
My penis hopefully
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>>68778295
in a bit, bruce.
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Laughing at these utter bellcheeses on reddit, crying about being raped by a woman
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>>68777829
got a cab in that exact spot a few weekends ago hahaha what a laugh
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>>68778295
Night la
You are beautiful
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>ywn drive into Paddington on the Westway in your BMW 7-Series at night
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so many "quitters" obsess over my posts every day. good boys. stay. edge to me because u can't help it & u're one slip from relapse #findom
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>>68778246
>>68778250
pretty green eeeeeeyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeees
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>was 15C last night
>supposed to be -7C tonight

what the fuck
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>>68778299
>biologically programmed

yeah I'm sure if you impregnated 3 women, never saw the girls grow up and then had them stand naked with a group of unrelated women you'd know the difference

fucking mong
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>>68778348
>cab

foy
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>>68778344
oh my days
if u get raped by a lass u deserve it for being a poof tbH
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why do pakis have the same taste in things as 8 year old children
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>>68778376
such as?
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>>68778376
you know the answer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_Tj4bJ0VFw

best contemporary british band 2bh
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>>68778376
emotionally and socially stunted due to their repressive and oppressive ideology.
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>>68778376
blacks are the same way 2bh
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>>68778395
8 year old children
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don't reckon I'd be upset if a bird raped me unless she was PROPER butters

would probably be bragging about it lol
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>>68778376
i assume you mean flashy cars and the like?
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dab
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>>68778371
in that situation the opposite effect would occur. family members who only meet in adulthood are naturally attracted to each other

this isn't anything new
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>>68778395
cars
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>>68778436
Why the fuck would a bird rape you?
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>>68778426
whey
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>>68778058
wish i was u
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Going to do compsci at a russell group. If i'm not on 100k within 10 years then I'm going to kill the lad who suggested it
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>>68778456
yeah ok m8 sure
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zac
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>>68778499
good luck
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>>68778475
bit rude
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da da

dada da da ddaaaaaaa
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>>68778374
like
wtf, lets say some bird is raping you. And you decide okay I dont want this please stop and she doesn't stop

how much of an absolute shithouse do you have to be to not push her off?

and honestly even if I was somehow raped and was tied up or something and couldnt get loose, as long as she didnt shove anything up my arse or give me a disease I can't imagine I would even be legitimately bothered in the slightest
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>>68778372
*fine*
>jobe
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>>68778374
The amount of times I was like, might do some Mario and a spliff then nope, angry fucked. I was o-okay at the time. Maybe I was being abused this whole time?
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If you're still a virgin after the age of 25 there is almost no chance you will ever have sex (without paying for it at least). Some of us are just defective, genetic mistakes that quite clearly aren't supposed to breed
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>>68778467
this is the same with any new money people with a warped idea of the western world
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>>68778499
in 10 years AI will be doing your job.
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>>68778436
shut the fuck up you gimp
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>>68778299
>biological programming to not be attracted to family members

no such thing
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din dins are ready

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1482078408486.webm

beef soup tonight
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>tfw 25 handholdless, kissless virgin
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>>68778561
PAN
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>>68777983
>z
Fuck off Yank
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pakis are the sort of people to refuse to tuck their shirt in at age 28
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What of club could I join, or volunteering work etc to meet nice girls?
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>>68778595
techno sweatbox
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>>68778549
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>>68778589
>(
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stayed up until 6am this morning in that bent /brit/ chatroom giving them absolute dogs abuse over the mic
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>>68778513
explain
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>>68778638
just wishing you good luck
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as a manlet, I feel that tall women shouldn't be allowed to wear high heels
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p77rwddL7hk
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>>68778561
>is the ground beef pre-ground
>yes chef
>unbelievable
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me
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>>68778655
is that zizek or hamill
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this is a tribal rhythm
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>>68778556
it's absolutely a thing

I could go into specifics but the simple hypothetical of if you had an objectively attractive mum or sister yet are repulsed by the thought of sexual actions with them says enough. it's got nothing to do with morals
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>>68778655
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>>68778648
ah yes the skeptical compsci graduate
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>>68778655
>boiled minced beef and gravy granules

that isn't that bad
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>>68778268
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>>68778706
howling
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>>68778706
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>>68778376

The muslim world is devolving due to their preference for inbreeding.
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>>68778524
i think its mostly ugly fat girls who rape men
ive read this story years ago about how some bloke got raped by some obese lass here in france
he was at a party getting drunk chilling then that fat obese lass slipped somthing in his drink and brought him to a bedroom once he was too dead because of the thing she used
then she tried to suck him off and mounted him for shagging but he couldnt get hard
now heres the funny part
she entered a cotton bud in his uretra so his bellend could be "hard" and shagged him
in the article he said years after he still felt the thing in his uretra when he pees
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>>68778655
Kay's probably a lovely lady and is probably decent in bed
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>>68778665
wow that tall girl

love these posts desu
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http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1482078799504.webm

good old kay
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garagefreestyleskank
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>>68778706
deary me I hopped out my chair to cackle
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>>68778707
explain
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>>68778711
>anontalk
been a while
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqCzwHzGwZ4

decent
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>>68778653
>know a girl who is 6'1
>she usually wears 4" heels
Would give my left nut to bang her
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>>68778175
amazing reply
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>>68778793
WEW
E
W
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>>68778570

>tfw 28 year old kissless virgin
>not fat
>not disfigured
>not a recluse
>not NEET
>not religious
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>>68778756
Social construct.
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>>68778819
"""girl"""
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http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1482078918732.webm


meatballs are ready, who wants first servings?
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>>68778787
"good luck" ie "good luck reaching 100k you deluded mug "
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>>68778793
Can't imagine a parent letting their daughter leave the gaff looking like this
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just want to sniff a slags feet before i die tbqh
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>>68778853
partly

it's possible but you don't seem to have the right attitude for it ;^)
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powerlifting is such a graceful sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMKiBdhnYlA
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>>68778793
Demi Rose Mwaby? More?
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not me
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>>68778655
that fucking minced beef looking like a perfect shaped box and the lines of the meat are perfect too fuck off with this processed shit
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>tfw tallest person in the room most of the time
>tfw get a bit intimidated when someone is taller than me

Is that how manlets feel all the time?
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i need to empty ma butt
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>>68778893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlBskd3IaNw
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a classic
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LASAGNA PLATED AND READY CHEF
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>>68778867
would be quite happy settling on 70k tbqhwy
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>>68778863
Why is it always my fellow countrymen posting about fucking feet
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>>68778876
its just beef put through a mincer mate.

thought you'd understand, being a mincer yourself.
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>>68778810
Decent but.. Is she a based Lithuanian fatlad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3TUxd_AX7A
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>dad's making Moroccan lamb for Christmas when I wanted wild boar ragu
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>>68778851
>northern cuisine
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>>68778793

eermm why shes got her bum out she's not properly dressed
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>>68778918
minced beef from a butcher doesnt look like that
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>>68778889
no
t. manlet
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>>68778946
err grandad its not 1962 x
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come to wakey and try that shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQS8Nkm47qo
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>>68778908
madman
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>>68778946
for the lads
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>>68778900
those guys are high as gas
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>>68778872
he moves so rigidly
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lads anyone else only swipe for middle eastern/asian/black girls on tinder?
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>>68778982
yep
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>>68778900
>>68778982
This is actually a really good tune
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>>68778937
mums making tikka madras
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Yeah well I went down there the first day it opened right, and I did a couple of laps, I pulled over, the bloke that runs the thing comes over and said - Oi no professionals. I took my helmet off, I said I'm not a professional. He said - you're not a professional? I said - No, he said - well you should be, if I was you I'd take up Formula One, and if you drive like that you'd probably be the best in the country. I said - I'm not interested I did a comp sci degree at a Russell Group uni and making 100k out of computers.
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>>68778986
I only swipe asians but they dont swipe back :(
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>>68778924
Love To Pound The Ever Loving Shit Out Of This Fuckdolls Cunthole!
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Wish I could speak foreign.
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>>68778908
why is there a red arrow pointing at the first comment?
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fucking christ lads

what planet to Yanks live on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRZbbJ_lc3c
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>>68779010
didnt even consider reading this
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>>68778959
yeh it does. butchers just use a different setting on the machine.
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Proper happy right now lads haha.
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wonder if anyone driving a Porsche has taken computer science
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>>68779047
jack is the best professional troll
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>>68778908
>2008 era facebook

wow
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>>68778937
Middle class post
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>>68779010
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absolutely loathe non-blank cards

already has like 60% of the message printed on it for fucks sake what am i supposed to write
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wonder if anyone that has a gf has taken computer science

;_;
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>>68778984

he can barely move because he;s got a super tight compression suit on, that's how he is able to bench 1075 (the record without a suit is 735lbs)
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>>68779010
I strongly approve of officeposting
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>>68779008
>curry for chrimbo
grim
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>>68779098
to person

love from me x
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me

http://wundergroundmusic.com/angry-skin-head-claiming-far-right-best-place-stand-club/
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>>68779142
Good post

>>68779143
Better post
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>>68779143
Id Fucking Ruin This Cute Fuckdolls Cunt, And Fill Her Full Of Warm Creamy Spunk!
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>>68779102
I used to

she was also a furry SJW that liked fucking me with a strap on
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>>68779186
quite gay
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>>68779132
>>68779132
yeah but it could at least let me write "happy birthday/christmas w/e"

this one I just did said "happy christmas grandad" so all I could write was "to, from x"

gunna sue the card company for trying to make me look like a lazy cunt
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in Japan, as many as one in four unmarried men in their thirties is a virgin
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>>68779177
bit gay
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Watching The Big Lebowski for the first time.

It's a bit weird desu
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>>68779142
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>>68778194

*opens my decalcified third eye*

ah yes, i see now
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>>68779206
Its fucking awful
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wa la, dinner... is served
bone apatite!
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>>68779206
meme film
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>>68779143
NEED MY COCK INSIDE NIGGER FANNY
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>>68779155
what a hard hitting piece, truly going where no tabloid has gone before.
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Lads desu
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>>68779206
I used to really like it
but then I found out normies and reddit like it so I decided that i was too good for it and now I hate it

t.4chan
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>>68779227
fuck off leaf
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>>68779244
Excellent post
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>>68779227
scone app the beef!
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>>68779227
Why can't he cook anything properly?

Does he know he undercooks everything?
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>>68779214
Dirty Slut Is Ready For Cock Up Her Arse!
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>tfw ja/ck/ threads are banned from /ck/
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cold out
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>>68779252
are you dating a dyslexic?
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>>68779276
Stop posting this binbag
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>>68779252
tragic conversation

I remember being 15 too lad
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>>68779287
/ck/ is a dreadful board
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Have a masters and voted leave
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>>68779284
neanderthal
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>>68778908
>write whats on your mind
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>>68779244
shagged a girl that looked exactly like this

she was fit but wasn't particularly good in bed

>>68779252
tell her to stop acting like a spastic
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>>68779252
r u d8in a 14 yr old??
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>>68779252
omg lol x
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>>68779287
because they're annoying as shit after the fifth thread
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bring back the polytechnics 2bh
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>>68779276
Love To Pummel The Ever Loving Shit Out Of The Lefts Sexy Fucktoys Cunthole!
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>>68779227
how much of a mong do you have to be to cook like this though
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>>68779249
http://wundergroundmusic.com/chicken-ketamine-unable-cross-road/
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wouldn't know what I'd even do if a fit bird like this was interested in me

>>>/r9k/33481198
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>>68779253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2o2zspfpC8
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on top of refusing to cook ragu, my dad has no idea what the entree or dessert is going to be
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/v/ is really weird, I don't get why they act the way they do.
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>>68779317
what? I said a regular black americano
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starter
entree
dessert
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Does it count as breaking my new year's resolution of not doing drugs if i do fuck loads of drugs on new year's eve?
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mfw listening to trevor something for the first time
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https://discord.gg/vjuZtWY
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>>68779342
why do you think you need to do anything? just talk to her like you would any human being. man you autists are stupid.
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>>68779355
if you don't eat turkey its not christmas
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>>68779396
apeish profile
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The universe has finite spatial size and the topology of a three-sphere;

There are no event horizons, implying the future c-boundary is a point, called the Omega Point;

Sentient life must eventually engulf the entire universe and control it;

The amount of information processed between now and the Omega Point is infinite;

The amount of information stored in the universe asymptotically goes to infinity as the Omega Point is approached
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*exaggeration imitation of a west country accent*
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>>68779396
woah im sweatin lad
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>>68779359
second fastest board, all those conflicting opinions makes for some pretty angry poster attitudes
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>>68779401
>an entrée is a main meal in yankland

Makes no sense
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>>68779206
>>68779253
Every clip I've seen of it makes it look a bit shit.

Most of these highly rated movies are actually a bit shit.
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>>68779416
no one eats turkey in Australia plus my family is Italian
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any retail runts ITT? you working over the xmas period?
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>>68779456
bet they take the piss out of your femboy haircut
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entrée
plat
fromage OR dessert
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>>68779227
>buy a shun
>cook like that
???
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>>68779456
then its not christmas

suprised italians even celebrate it
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>>68779465
worked in retail once over the christmas period a few years back

hell on earth
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>>68779421

>grandiose hypothetical nothing nonsense

yeah great mate. how about learning about relevant things now.
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want to hire out a really expensive prozzie
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if you have light hair please remove yourself from the genepool because you're a cuck
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Yes, hello.
What are british girls like?
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>>68779334
>>
saw the police horses in town today

things are fucking massive, atleast twice as big and probably 3 or 4 times heavier than a racing horse. Imagine being in battle with horses that big comin at you
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> for vast vast majority of evolutionary history sapians are in small bands with strict egalitarian resources distribution and communal raising of children
> monogamous partnerships a result of agriculture and for most of recorded history purely contractual and primarily about property/ trade agreements.
> agriculture has only existed for 12,000 years a fucking blip of a nothing on an evolutionary scale
> memers on the interwebs using cuck as their most powerful insult
> their penis literally evolved in a shape intended to pull jizz out of a cunt already used in the tribal orgy
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>>68779477
me and my brother are the most normie in our family and we have the same haircut
the male side of my family is pretty grim when I think about it
my cousins are full blown virgin abnormies
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>>68779276
who are these tings
>>
Why, boys, when I was seventeen I walked into jungle and when I was twenty-one I walked out...and by God I was rich!
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>>68779536
and they're pure muscle

t. fear of horses
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>>68779419
t. white woman who clearly cannot compete
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put £20 on the leccy key earlier lads

was like 10p away from running out :/
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Should I get on the beers now?
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>>68779520
ENORMOUS chebs
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>don't get a fat bonus
>can't buy a swimming pool
>christmas is ruined

yanks.

at least tiny tim actually bit it
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>>68779561
ancient humans didn't have large populations full of dangerous STDs
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>>68779612
sorry not sorry
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new wiley tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujH9F3n6qu0

wot u man sayin about it
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>>68779404
Pls respond
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>>68779608
fuggg
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might blast some techno and annoy the other people in my building a bit
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>>68779645
new devlin the other day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM_AglYnbKM
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>>68779652
If you can keep yourself away from the drugs rest of the year, then it's alright I guess.
>>
they lookin for me
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>>68779587
im sure the ones I saw today were slightly larger than these pictured even, that dude looks quite short, I'm 5'11 and the arch of the back where the saddle is was a fair bit taller than me

rekon they are breedings them even bigger, year on year, they are like shire horses but more athletic
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Downloaded a video
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>>68779651
NEED TO EAT HER FANNY
>>
fuck me even my uncles are abnormies
I was doomed from the start
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>>68779694
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>>68779587
used to own horses. they're fucking lethal 2bh. could literally kill you in 2 seconds. luckily they're more skittish than aggressive and just recoil if threatened.
they're also like dogs in the sense that they fall in line if you show them who is boss. if they sense weakness they start getting cheeky.
cool animals 2bh. more intelligent than people think.

foals are great as well. just like puppies.
>>
why do so many british gals have droopy eyelids, if you get the meaning of these words?

inbreeding? fetal alcohol syndrome?
>>
I think feminism is the most destructive force in history
>>
>>68779725
fob
>>
>>68779645
man i fucking hate how embedded videos barely ever work now, 60% of them have been restricted on 4chan
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crrw2Aqu9to
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>>68779730
why do Argentine ships not float?
>>
>>68779742
works fine for me
>>
>>68779438
also i'd wager the youngest poster base, on par with /b/
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>>68779690
different horses lad, some are for pushing huge crowds and some are for moving about fast for intercepting. the met uses a lot of the bigger ones during the notting hill carnival, huge beasts.
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>>68779733
to men and children, yeah
>>
>>68779752
No it doesn't.
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>>68779737
nah, just knew the right people in the village to get cheap grazing fields and bought the horses off dodgy taigs.
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>>68779769
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>>68779719
helo?
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>>68779807
yes helo
>>
poo poo bum bum
>>
why are all those modern apartments so shit and cramped
>>
>>68779790
the fuck, says its restricted by WMG to only work on certain sites

bullshit
>>
>>68779645
sounds like every other wiley "banger" ever made
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>>68779825
willy willy wee wee
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>>68779828
because it's cheaper to make?
>>
>>68779830
i assume you're using inline extension though
>>
>>68779725
yeah I know they're pretty docile animals, but I got chased by two of them at school years ago. don't know what I did to spook them but I barely made it out of the field

had a genuine phobia ever since
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>>68779823
stop callin me ok
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>>68779754
just did some research and apparently the biggest police horse in britain was 19 hands high and weighed approx 1 tonne

1 fucking tonne, reckon the other big ones can't be much smaller so about 700-850 kilos? and maybe 17 hands
>>
>>68779850
nah, 4chan x

this one:
https://www.4chan-x.net/
>>
I think I'm finally getting bored of guitar hero

it's been a hell of an 11 years
>>
Wakefield mentioned
>>
>>68779828

because people will buy them anyway
>>
>>68779828
council tax, the more people per sq x the more local tax. councillors move further up within their own party ranks by running profitable councils. so they like rabbit hutches.
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>>68779869
i'm using ccd0's 4chan x and works for me
>>
Chickpeas? Yeah I rate them
>>
>>68779846
they look so nice on the outside
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>>68779863
oh okay
>>
>>68779857
i nearly got killed by wild ponies on Dartmoor. pretty funny looking back on it now.

but yeah, docile animals (mostly) but you have to be careful.
>>
My life is just one big neverending meme.
>>
pistol in the party
>>
the pengest munch
>>
wheres the new thread?
>>
>>68779828
cheap to build and all these 3rd world immigrants on bennies have to live somewhere right?
>>
whats the max rent you should be spending in london as a percentage of your salary? 60%?
>>
female cousin is going out with one of the biggest losers from my school year lmao

howling at her tragicness
>>
thoughts on bmw?
>>
>>68779936
1/3
>>
>>68779886
just switched them out and still doesn't work, that's pretty shit.
>>
>>68779979
are you using https
>>
>>68779936
>60%

wew, and rasheeds in london mock me for being northern. i could rent a nice house here for 20% easily, not some shitty 1 bed studio either
>>
>>68779989
>no jobs
>low wages
>depression

mdr
>>
>>68779986
>>68779986
Nah but I've tried using https on and off and it doesn't work.
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>>68779828
building regulations
>>
>>68780038
interesting
i dunno then lad
>>
birthday sex
birthday sex
>>
going to have a little chocolate before dinner

I'm so naughty x
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>>68779608
british glamor models = most patrician porn

prove me wrong
>>
any barratt build man in
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>>68779645
rate it tbf
>>
>>68780078
had 4 days of advent calendar today
>>
>>68779743
Stephen Graham was born August 3, 1973, in the small town of Kirkby, Lancashire, to a pediatric nurse mother and a social worker father. His paternal grandfather was Jamaican, and one of his grandmothers was Swedish. After years of small parts, he finally got his big break in an unexpected way, playing the dim-witted Tommy in Guy Ritchie's film, Snatch (2000). Apparently, Graham didn't audition for the role as Tommy--one day, he accompanied a friend to the audition for Ritchie and was asked if he was next. When Graham replied "no," Ritchie told the then-unknown actor, "I like your face," and was asked if he could start work Monday.
>>
Britain's ambassador to the EU, Sir Ivan Rogers, has announced that a Brexit deal could take 10 years. That's not fair. Most of the people who voted for it will be dead by then
>>
>>68780107
thanks gary
>>
>>68780107
FOH [fuck off hun]
>>
>>68780107
Well done recycling shitty HIGNFY puns. I bet you feel really clever, Mehmet
>>
>>68780091
you're doing it wrong
>>
>>68780157
>>68780161
dont b rude
>>
>>68780162
haven't been home for 4 days so i couldn't do it properly :(
>>
>>68780107
shat on brexit
>>
>>68780161
>pun: a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.

umm learn to speak english sweetie xx
>>
>>68780161
HIGNFY is recycling all teir old shit anyway

>le ebin replace the person with a tub of lard
>>
>>68780179
t.Kaiser Wilhelm
>>
ur mum shag bare lads
>>
British Values are:

Indian food
French lager
Japanese electronics
German cars
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>>68780212
>idiom: a group of words established by usage as having a meaning not deducible from those of the individual words
>>
cor blimey guvna, i fancy some chips and fish for tea
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>>68780259
go to bed
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>>68780224
The idea of enforcing "British Values" (whatever that is) led to the brutal assassination of Jo Cox this year.

Won't this nasty Troy government learn from its divisive, toxic and hateful politics?
>>
>this job has been viewed by: 754 people

shan't
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might get the old mead out again
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found dis on reddt
i like reddy
>>
>>68779645
>scratchy in the vid
white power
>>
>>68780275
no
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_PLu9KWNK8

lol
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>>68780275
can't sleep
>>
how many of you man played bin weevils back in the day
>>
>>68780235
Turkroach absolutely BTFO
>>
i could literally beat the shite out of all 75 of you at once
>>
>>68780296

ooh i just bought some mead last night. havent opened it yet "bunratty meade" is it any good?
>>
>>68780303
oi, don't nick my (You)s
>>
>>68780275
Would rather he just kill himself desu
>>
>>68780313
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fDMWI6SD4u
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>Ms Abbott said: "I have nothing against it in principle, but it will not make a difference to the problems of radicalisation, or integration."

>She said her Hackney constituency had a "diverse population" of people, who live in the UK because "they value what this country has to offer and they respect its institutions, particularly people who originate from the Commonwealth".

What a surprise, Diane "fuck whitey" Abbot opposes something to reaffirm British identity and values
>>
boiler room seems to exclusively invite cunts to their events
>>
>>68780281
>tfw no sara davidson gf
>>
>>68780107
You must remember we are British.
We gave Brussels a chance. Several decades of chances.
We shan't allow them another.
>>
What's challenging about standing still?
>>
>>68780362
what a surprise, rorke is using this pointless "british values" meme to smear his opponents

>>68780368
nonsensical drivel
>>
>>68780345
never tried it before last night desu just bought it from the christmas market on a whim, but its very nice, basically just honey wine.
>>
a group of spanish tourists asked me for the way and and I had no problem telling them
but a fat yank and his abomination of an obese wife asked me and his breath smelled soooo fucking foul, had to give him the opposite way
fuck off from my country you fucking pardner
>>
>>68780395
Just because you made waving your flag a criminal offence, doesn't mean we all have to
>>
>>68780362
>"I have nothing against it"
>Abbot opposes something

hmm
>>
New

>>68780402
>>68780402
>>68780402
>>
>UK average salary is £26,500

what th f*ck I thought we were 1st world
>>
Don't know why you would still pretend your vote for Brexit has not been ignored.
>>
>>68780395
>german
>>
>>68780107
everyone currently living in germany and belgium should be put to death
>>
>go to sleep at dawn
>wake up at dusk

nah not a fan
>>
>>68780429
london salary is 50k
>>
>>68780429
More than enough to live on anywhere outside of London/SE
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