http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eDzGCorKtb new years resolution thread postem

>>33481198
I will stop buying videogames and wasting time and money unless it isn't a series I'm already too attached to, like Zelda or Peraona

I will finally move out of this house and go live alone, in another country if I can

I want to stop being mean and cinical and sarcastic to other people

I think that's it

>>33481198
Holy shit that girl is beautiful and I mean it.

I haven't really thought of a new years resolution, but here's some stuff I might wanna do:

>Go to a psychologist again
>Stop thinking about the past so much
>Cut down on fapping
>finally start becoming productive, i.e. writing

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>>33481198
News years resolutions are stupid, OP.
There's no reason you can't stop right fucking now.

Though, I share your mood, mate.
We've wasted the best years of our lives. The years you're supposed to use to build up good memories to cling to through the rest of this shit road toward the grave.
Just take comfort in knowing there's no point to any of it anyway.
However, I applaud you. Go.
But do you honestly believe yourself when you say you're gonna better your life? Wether you're even able to...?

Get on with killing myself.

doobbs gui here

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>>33481445
How are you gonna do it if I may ask?

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>>33481455
now make love to me aussie bot :3

>>33481460
I'm not sure yet, that's one thing I need to figure out.

I definitely want it to look like an accident.

>>33481198
OP you seem really cool. Good thoughts.

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>>33481561
I'm serious, go skydiving and just don't pull the cord. It'll be awesome.

>>33481677

Modern rigs have a reserve chute that will pull automatically (unless you fuck with the height sensor so it thinks ground level is still thousands of feet in the air). It wont look like an accident.

>>33481712
Ride your bicycle infront of a train with a half writen tweet saying ''I love lif...''

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>get a gf
>get fit
>get a better job
>implying i'll do any of this

>have more sex
>do more drugs
>play more video games
>earn more money

Same resolutions as last year except swapped grades for money.

I'm quitting 4chan in 2017.

I can't think of a better way to improve my life.

>get to C2 proficiency in French
>get straight A's
>get a job
>get friends
>get a gf

I'm fairly confident I can achieve the first two.

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>>33481198
>implying you can ever leave
If it was that easy to improve yourself, there would be no bad people in the world.

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>>33481198
I'm a little late anon, but I sincerely believe you can do it. I don't actually mind coming on here for an hour or two per day, but if you have an addiction to where it's 12-14 hours daily, you gotta go cold turkey.

Replace the habit with something that's actually viable. Get busy with something technical, learn to program, start working on your car, get an internship at a tech firm--whatever it takes. I believe in you my dude. I truly do.

>>33482494
is censored porn your fetish?

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>>33482494
I like you
Originaru

>Eat better
>Sleep better
>Stop drinking so much coffee it makes me anxious as shit
>Stop pulling out my fucking hair
>Lift 3x a week
>Run 2x a week
>Shape up my spanish/learn some more german
>Maybe get back into playing guitar

>>33482020
This is an even better idea

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succ succc

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>>33481198
Watch lots more anime.

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rate my goals boys

>move out from my parents' place
>drop 20 lbs and get fit again (used to do bodyweight ohp at 160lbs now I'm just a fat cunt)
>learn to ride a motorcycle
>start bjj
>do a cycle of steroids
>transfer from my CC to the state uni and maintain my 3.8 (get as in real analysis)
>have casual sex a couple times to feel like I'm not an ugly irredeemable piece of shit
>get a nosejob for my ugly nose

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>>33481198
ISLEY ISLEY ISLEY

>>33481659
>>33482514
OP didn't make the vocaroo. The voice belongs to Supermang, the last good thing about /fit/. He was a top tier shit poster from a couple years ago who would rile people up daily. I quit the board before he left, but I'm glad he's gone now that I hear this vocaroo. When you see people like Samson still shit posting on the carcass of a forum that is 4chan, then it's just sad. It's like seeing a person at an old people's home; there's just no life on this board anymore.

Anyway, to lighten up the mood: here's Supermangs famous vocaroo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6D3o0_q3Mw

>>33482757
whys he so weird looking?

>>33482757
ah shit never been an avid /fit/ browser

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>>33482757
remember when he posted that pic of himself and there was a bottle on his desk that said "anadrol"

>>33481198
how can such a beautiful being literally whore her self out?

>NoFap
>Lift
>Study
>Programming
>Learn German
>Network for internships

This would do

Hopefully I'll finally be able to kill myself.

>>33482494
because without her nickies she looks like an elf boy

>>33483109
>>Learn German
As a native German I ask you, for what purpose?

>>33483170
She could cosplay a pretty good Link

>>33483196
I agree, Elf boys with tits and vag are my new fetish now, thanks.

from another thread:
My New Year's resolution for 2016 was to go out every time I'm invited, just to get over my social anxiety. I failed to go out a couple times but I mostly went out nearly every weekend. I still have a little bit of anxiety but it's not as bad. I achieved a lot outside of this in 2016 as well, things I hadn't planned on.

My 2017 resolutions are:
>go out as much as possible
>get into shape
gonna buy a pull up bar and some dip bars, they're already coming in the mail.
>working more hours. I have a job and live with my parents, there's no reason I should be broke
>put myself out there with girls.
I get pissed about women not being interested in me even though I know that, as a man, I have to make the first move. It's stupid that I'm upset over something that's entirely within my control.
>I'm not going to fall in love with anyone
I have a habit of catching oneitis for any girl that's nice to me. That needs to stop.
>lose my virginity
I'm closer to it than ever. In 2017, I'll be 21. I tried to lose it in the last few weeks but it's not happenin'. But better late than never.
>record a song
I've had a dream of being a musician since a child but all I've done is write and recorded a couple of songs on my phone when I was 14, but nothing more. I know the odds actually becoming a full time musician are slim to none but I at least want to make one song and put it out there, just so I'm not thinking "what if" for the rest of my life
>Learn how to box
Around springtime, I started going to this old cholo's house everyday so he could teach me how to box. He was doing it for free just because he's my friend and I appreciate it. I remember him telling me "I think you're gonna be badass, guey". But he has a life and doesn't have much time for me. Understandable. So I want to find actual boxing classes and finally get it down.

Back in 2014, I was suicidal with 0 friends, 0 girls, 0 confidence, social anxiety, living the NEET life, crying myself to sleep.

>Get more friends, if not a girlfriend.
>Get a better paying job.
>Start studying and sitting for the CPA exam.
>Start studying Spanish.
>Stop going on 4chan as much, or at least stop going on its toxic boards as much (looking at you, /r9k/).
>Move out of my parents house into my own house.
>Gain weight.
>Get more /fit/.
>Get plastic surgery to improve poor facial features given to me from the genetic lottery.
>Force myself to become friendlier and more social.
>Lose virginity one way or another.

I'll see how many of these I can actually accomplish.

>>33483185
I feel like I want a third language
I like German

>>33483338
>I like German
Good enough, have fun then.
If you want to go full autism pick Finnish also

Can anybody tell me who is that girl?

>>33483364
kek
I once thought about that too, but first I feel like I need something more realistic
German is close enough to English so it flows smooth enough for me
If I can manage this I want to learn some scandinavian language though

Find the strength to kill myself. I won't be able to be a NEET anymore past mid-january and I sure as hell don't want to go back to studying/working.
If I fail at that, I hope I'll be able to institute some kind of discipline in my daily routines.

>>33483384
Try Arabic. It will soon be the new language in Scandinavia and Germany

>>33481198
I can honestly say this is the hottest woman I have ever seen.

>>33482494
>>33482530
>>33482535
FUCK THESE POSTS JUST GAVE ME MASSIVE DEJA VU. what the fuck.

>>33483429
She's a prostitute if you have the neetbux for her.

>>33483420
Isn't it past your bedtime, kiddo?

>>33481198
You've gotten no where in life because it took you 5 seconds to find out the gap between 2008 and 2016.

>>33483548
Yes I do. I love prostitutes. Location or link please?

>>33481198
perhaps the most beautiful person ive ever seen

>>33481198
> Finish degree
> Get car licence
> Lose 25 kgs
> Save money

pretty sure the chick in op picture is a escort and a lesbian but yeah shes super cute

>>33485283
>escort
>land of the free
>triple penetration bbc ass insemination porn is legal
>prostitution is not because muh morals
kek

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>>33481198
Who the fuck are you?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02CpOTWWDnO

>>33485283
Everyone keeps saying this but nobody has ever posted a link or location.

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>>33481198
2016 was a really crazy year, some major changes happened in my life. Allot of fucked up shit happened, a good friend died, persons in my family tried to kill them selfs and almost succeeded. For 2017 I want to:
>Go to psychologist (already have an appointment)
>Try to change my major and my university
>If I can't go to the university I want to next year, I want to travel (southeast asia, south america, spain)
>Move out and find my own place to live
Besides, do any of you have experience with work and travel/ back packing? Could be useful.

>>33485566
liararoux on instagram

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>>33485571

Who is this semen demon?

God damn, gookmootblox

>>33485615
>picky
>10000 dollars for 48 hours, most of which you spend on "entertaining" her like a circus monkey, buying expensive gifts and restaurant visits.
Yeah, no.

>>33485881
Not even top class porn stars or sugar babies demand that much.

>>33483371
liara roux

International escort

>>33481198
honestly, get my oneitis to notice me...

>>33485704
Found her on 4chan, I think on soc? It's OC.