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cuntlet edition
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>>68775619
first for /deutsch/
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>>68775619
LITTLE
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>>68775619

Looks wrong without all of Ireland
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first for /babs/
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London more like Runton
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might move to london
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can we all agree brighton is the best city in these british isles
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>>68775682
fuck off puff
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>>68775682
i really liked it when i visitted ngl
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>>68775653
sauna
mämmi
viina
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London is fantastic
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>>68775656
fuck off babs
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maybe it's you
maybe it's me
maybe it's just the constant rhythm of the sea
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqPwR39VMh0
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>>68775667
Nothings wrong with it, I'd actually like to move back eventually.

It's just the exact opposite of how the Brits see themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03iwAY4KlIU
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>>68775619
wow
aus is a big guy
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>>68775705
nothing like trapsing through elephant & castle at night seeing all these nigerian roadmen trying to rob you and all these weird south american clubs with peruvian slags
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>>68775705
looks like the middle east

probably smells like it too
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how did anglos become so powerful?
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>>68775714
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>>68775712
Just going to stop you there, right.
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>>68775705

needs more rain and neon lights
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dad's gonna get me a tv for christmas and $200 more worth of stuff

not even sure you can get anything good for $200
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>>68775728
but that doesn't even make sense
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>>68775696
ah yes, the londoner has appeared
>>68775698
it's fuckin top m8
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>>68775762
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>>68775619
Can you drive all the way around Australia in a big circle? Would like to do that one day.
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>>68775633
gott strafe /deutsch/
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Great UK Cities:

York
Lancaster
Manchester
Liverpool
Newcastle
Hull
Bradford
Sheffield
Leeds
Preston
Carlisle
Chester
Durham
Salford
Sunderland
Wakefield
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so.. when do i get my robot gf?
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>>68775791
>Hull
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>>68775791
Guffawing
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>>68775775
australia isn't circular so no, you cant
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>>68775791
here is a (you)
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yanks think an 8 bedroom newbuild in the middle of nowhere is the height of class and success
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>>68775791
nottingham mentioned
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Might buy myself a new TV because I don't need daddy to support me anymore.
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>>68775775
you can but it's not like doing a bit circle around america. there'd be a lot of stuff you'd certainly need a 4wd for with a decent level skill in doing it
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>>68775791
>Wakefield
stopped reading there
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a woman's essence is in her feet
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>>68775775
maybe in a road train
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>>68775682
that's not Edinburgh
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>why yes, I do hail from the chink-infested shithole of Edinburgh
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>>68775775
alri mad max
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>>68775791
What about L O N D O N
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>>68775598
She is German and lives in Tower Hamlets.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxJzuw1gd2w
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>>68775816

better than a 1 bedroom bungalow in Wonkastumpaboombabomba
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Great UK cities:

Brighton
Bath
Bristol
Canterbury
Edinburgh

that's it
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>>68775791
WAKEFIELD
mentioned
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Great UK cities:

Grimsby
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>>68775791
>York
Historic core that can be walked over in 5 minutes. Rest of it is shit

>Lancaster
Decent

>Manchester
Budget version of London

>Liverpool
Shit despite having billions poured into it

>Newcastle
Shithole

>Hull
Shithole

>Bradford
Islamic State of Shithole

>Sheffield
Shithole

>Leeds
Shithole

>Preston, Carlisle
Shithole

>Chester
Southerners

>Durham
Entire place is just 1 university, a church. Rest of it is shitty housing

>Salford
Shithole

>Sunderland, Wakefield
Shithole
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What's wrong with Hull? It's a lovely place.
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>>68775882
shan't
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>>68775856
>Bath
what a stupid fucking name for a city
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>>68775856
live/have lived in 2 of those cities.

guess i have good taste ;)
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popped a xanny

quite naughty really
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>>68775791
mentioned
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>>68775753
I'm a brit, you nonce
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>>68775900

me too
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>>68775775
i think people do melbourne to darwin on a train? it's a thing
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what the actual FUCK is wakefield?
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>>68775823
what about from perth to brisbane
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>>68775894
Your bathroom is named after the city. Have some fucking respect.
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>What's wrong with Hull?
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>>68775898
popped the molly I'm sweatin
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>Bath, Edinburgh, Lancaster and London

Really noticing a pattern here

More historic architecture = wealthier, nicer place to live?
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great australian cities

brisbane
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>>68775900
please leave my special cutie/sweety alone. That one yank is allowed here as my guest
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>>68775894
it's because the Roman Baths are there you pleb
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>>68775918
more like wokefield
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Does she want a man from Brum?
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>>68775855
it literally isn't
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>>68775921
yea and its where I go to shit
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>>68775932

thanks bud!
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>>68775916
fuck off, babs
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>>68775941
never even heard about this place before
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>Brum
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kill all ________
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thinking about moving to northern Spain.
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Hull is actually quite a nice seaside resort
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>>68775736
for you ;)
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>>68775975
brits
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>>68775919
ye I know people who've done it, the south route is the more popular for obvious reasons. you'd still need a 4wd preferably but if you do south, you can pass through victoria, nsw and all the coastal towns up to brisbane. plus you get to drive on the great ocean road which is very popular
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>>68775975

white people
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>>68775932
He destroyed the voc threads and he'll destroy this too
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>>68775953
alri stucco condominium
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>>68775975
people who aren't civic nationalist radical centrists
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>>68775975
whites
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Liveable cities in the North

>York
>Lancaster
>Chester

That is all.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco
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>>68775898
enjoy your tranquillity and minor euphoria fucking druggy
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>>68775705
I'm there everyday, below those steps is an African food market and inside the shopping centre smells like curry 24/7
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>>68775978
you'll need a tourist visa soon
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>>68776006
is york or lancaster boring?
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great (historically/culturally relevant) cities:

London
Liverpool
Birmingham
Edinburgh
Bristol
Glasgow
Sheffield
York
Oxford
Cambridge
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>>68775995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jYPp9w-0Uk
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>>68775997
>nationalist radical centrists
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>>68776032
*civic nationalist
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Unironically love this choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bF-QSb2iqU
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>>68775978
considering the same.
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>>68776006
>Lancaster
>City

pick one
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>>68775995
yank houses are infamously pisspoor in their construction
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>>68775975
southerners
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peace be with you
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>>68776014
choon
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>>68775994

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uAHhHjWGzP
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Exeter is an alright place. starting to attract pakis and London cunts though.
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>>68775619
A town like Alice
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Ah yes, the pinnacle of class and prosperity

>>68776061
looks pretty ghetto 2bh
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>>68776006
Those are towns
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Great UK Cities:

Marlow
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>>68776049
nationalism is fascism, there's nothing civic about it
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>>68776072
mate what was that supposed to be
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>>68776061

looks like they should have bars on their windows
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Nice city/town doesn't mean a few historic high streets surrounded by 80% shithole

York/Chester are awful places to live in
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>>68776096
whats wrong with fascism?
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i think youre all mighty nice people
<3 ily
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"working" from home for the next fortnight
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so ronery
so arone
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>>68776022

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38264203
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>>68776110
>York/Chester are awful places to live in
this is what i'm thinking.

if you can see the entire place in 3 hours, why would you want to live there
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It's true that everything outside of London feels small time desu

What the fuck are you supposed to do growing up in Derby?
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Great US states:

Virginia
Tennessee
North Carolina
South Carolina
Georgia
Florida
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>nationalism is fascism, there's nothing civic about it
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When the summer day is over
And its busy cares have flown,
I sit beneath the starlight
With a weary heart, alone,
Then rises like a vision,
Sparkling bright in nature's glee,
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>>68776072
that is a piss poor attempt but it wasn't made by you. Who did it?
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>>68776114
it's not radical centrism
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>>68776028
>no bath

post entirely disregarded
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>>68776109
was actually just thinking that 2bh
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Bath is basically Waitrose: the city

Northerners don't even know it exists I think
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post 10/10 choons lads
I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fBdpreJiU
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>>68776159
tell me about the flyovers/mideast
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business idea: another north/south civil war but comprise armies solely of immigrants
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>>68776159
PNW would be ideal if it wasn't for all the lefties
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https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.3929621,-2.3951789,3a,75y,213.54h,74.79t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1srRhvV6_DkEBMR_Hp--QvOg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en

wow bath looks amazing

10/10
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>>68776137
>leave the EU
>only thing that changes is the UK no longer pays or gets EU funding
wow
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I'm going to start using a tripcode here, so that people can follow my posts.
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New York City > London
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>>68776230
please dont
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>>68776219
You can meme all you want but that still looks okay
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>Corbyn's Christmas karaoke meltdown: Labour leader 'storms out' of party as rowdy MPs chant 'We want Tony' and sing Blair anthem 'Things Can Only Get Better'
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>>68776246
dont agree with corbyn on much but how anyone can prefer blair is beyond me
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>>68776230
http://vocaroo.com/i/s026JUXiqsw0
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>>68776087
>>68776109
Australia doesn't have ghettos
yanks are literally Deanos
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>>68776246

don't even like Corbyn but this reeks of 'fake news'
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me on the left
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>>68776276

nice gay lispy voice
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>>68776280
sure they do, you just posted one.
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>canadians WILL club this
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Bath is essentially the rich bits of London made into 1 town

average IQ there must be about 200
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>>68776274
Blair is all new-labourites have. And Brown I suppose but he was a mong.
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The brilliant architecture of London

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.4922023,-0.1514925,3a,72.8y,324.88h,109.27t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1smoSS6kSgyq3B4UbAl4ElSw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
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>>68776230
Terrible idea.
For you
Carry on
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doing some really rank farts
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>>68776302

so you are a closeted homosexual and sexual predator?
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>>68776219
bath is actually one of the nicest places I have been to, and I'm a londoner :^)

>>68776228
will probably still have to pay fees if we want any part of the EU 2bh
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>>68776320
>he put it on 2012 so that nobody would see the redeveloped bit behind it

fucking screaming.
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>>68776274
Blair is the greatest leader this country ever had
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>>68776343
doesn't take much then
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Going shops, anyone need anything?
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>>68776110
>few historic high streets surrounded by 80% shithole
every nice city everywhere in the world
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>>68776353

this to be honest
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is it true what they say about scottish willys?
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>>68776276
your voice makes me want to stick my dick in your mouth
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>>68776333
yes, and and an admirer of islam too
it all fits
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>>68776302
do you reckon they still have it away
imagine all the flabby skin
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oops, sorry about the mess lads x
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Blair was an ameriboo and let all the pakis in

The only reason labour want him back is to keep their jobs because Corbyn is ruining the party
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>>68776353
think you mis spelt attlee mate. No worries though, mistakes happen
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>>68776366
Gloster is fucked too.
dat harry potter tho
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>>68776379

Quick response, for a fucking bogan mouth breather
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https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/London+Borough+of+Tower+Hamlets/@51.5216538,-0.0464988,3a,75y,340.9h,62.23t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1s-TtzXu64n7dY%2FVAcUBWHdsiI%2FAAAAAAABVnc%2Ft8Gt6K4R9qc9o0WlS1_ez50SrV7eXZn5QCJkC!2e4!3e11!6s%2F%2Flh4.googleusercontent.com%2F-TtzXu64n7dY%2FVAcUBWHdsiI%2FAAAAAAABVnc%2Ft8Gt6K4R9qc9o0WlS1_ez50SrV7eXZn5QCJkC%2Fw203-h100-k-no-pi-2.9999962-ya25.499992-ro-0-fo100%2F!7i10240!8i5120!4m5!3m4!1s0x487602cd55aad2a9:0x41185c626be6780!8m2!3d51.5202607!4d-0.0293396!6m1!1e1

ah yes look at this luxurious london garden
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>>68776350
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>>68776405
>losing a 145 majority in only 5 years
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NEED peasant gf to work my fields
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>>68776432
won't be clicking this virus
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>>68776399
i remember an autistic lad at school did a shit like that in the toilets and the english teacher had to clean it up. grim.
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>>68776432
A HOOTIN AN HOLLERIN
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Might join the freemasons lads
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>>68776276
dont come back you runt
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doing a 2 day hangover lads
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>>68776473
lightweight
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>>68776424
you're such a tease
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London has the best parks

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.4432279,-0.2749408,3a,90y,174.96h,92.93t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1s-SZ0p9zHRPAs%2FVoOnBeLjnAI%2FAAAAAAAGy3A%2FKO8LLgDjYrsrXrMlv92Q787Qa0LyYiFQQCJkC!2e4!3e11!6s%2F%2Flh4.googleusercontent.com%2F-SZ0p9zHRPAs%2FVoOnBeLjnAI%2FAAAAAAAGy3A%2FKO8LLgDjYrsrXrMlv92Q787Qa0LyYiFQQCJkC%2Fw203-h100-k-no-pi-11-ya319.5-ro-0-fo100%2F!7i5656!8i2828
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Anyone ever think studio porn is trying to turn you gay?
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>>68776432
>Hiroyuki Takeuchi
hmm
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>>68776458
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RTG2YsjJ4j
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Hugh Gaitskell was the best Prime Minister we never had
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>>68776481
i actually feel awful still

like today feels like a regular hangover, yesterday was much worse
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>>68776276
posh gay jew trying to act hard
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>>68776501
>block
>not screen
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>>68776489

yes absolutely. when i was younger i watched porn almost non-stop, and then one night i had a dream that i sucked some guy's dick. woke up and stopped watching porn. been cured ever since.
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uluru's a bit smaller than I thought
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>>68776473
Doing a no hangover because I don't corrupt my body with destructive booze
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>>68776518

>block
>screen

shoul be suncream, tbf
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>the gay kid that me and my mates bullied at secondary is now a transsexual escort

ah yes
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>yanks will never have federation architecture
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Watching extras on netflix lads, it's not a bad show tbqh
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>>68776529
I unironically dream about posting on /brit/
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Im hootin and Im hollerin Im jivin and Im jollyin
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>>68776546
my house literally looks like that
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>getting hungover
do not get this meme
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>>68776525
is uluru a batholith?
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>>68776554
i've also had this
i had a panic attack once because i realised how much time i've spent on 4chan
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need a browser game to pass the time
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Only 2 of 20+ reporters who covered presidential campaign for New York Times were POC.

That’s less diversity than in Trump’s cabinet so far.
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watching Inside Out. this bitch is ruining everything

reminds me of myself
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>>68776567
happens when you stop drinking
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>>68776550

David Bowie episode was v.good
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she wants a man from brisbane
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>>68776540
shag him
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>>68776562

post picture of house with street number
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Imagine lads our age fighting in the world wars haha, I'd probably get shot and die rofl no one would even miss me hahaha
>>
>>68776587
slither.io
>>
>>68776540
pics
>>
>>68776587
warfare 1917 is a fun game
>>
>>68776546
very noice
>>
>>68776562
it literally doesn't
>>
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>>68776525
it's 350 metres high m8

it's big
>>
>>68776593
PUG PUG, PUG PUG
>>
>>68776590
lol
>>
>>68776578
dunno wtf that is but it's just a really really old rock and it's very red and sacred to abos
>>
Absolutely screeching at Nicola Sturgeon thinking she's some female Braveheart fighting for the wellbeing of Scotland when in reality she's a career politician hungry for power and breaking up the UK just to she can flex
>>
>>68776601
I'd probably dig a nice little hole in the ground to sleep in and hopefully not get bombed then wake up and pretend I overslept lol
>>
>>68776600
sounds like a good idea, I'll do it right away :)
>>
danish jew and the londoner have nice voices
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_Ql1EmrzZE

how is your sunday going?
>>
>>68776635
is uluru igneous or sedimentary rock?
>>
fuuuuuuuuuck me plooo
>>
Eating a Joe's ice cream
>>
>>68776590
lol
>>
>>68776664
it's very red and smooth mate and yes it is indigenous
>>
>>68776622
>the art of applying comprehensive metaphysics
Is this falun gong or something?
>>
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ah yes
>>
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your girl's poom-poom stinks like the A13 Beckton exit
>>
>>68776583
>i had a panic attack once because i realised how much time i've spent on 4chan
how so? not just mild bemusement?
>>
>>68776587
http://www.foddy.net/Ninjas.html
>>
neighbors are racing their snowmobiles down the road again
>>
eating joe's cum
>>
Just shaped my eyebrows (not joking)
>>
>>68776649

what state do you live in? do you want to hang out sometime? is your sister hot?
>>
>>68776708
are brits the only thing keeping Aus white?
>>
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pretending to be joe
>>
I really dislike Australians, tbf
>>
>>68776704
at the end of the day you'd think a woman who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be president
>>
>>68776596
where is she
>>
WHO HERE CITY VS ARSE
>>
>>68776721
>foddy

oh no
>>
>>68776622
>>68776703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emhy6AcpMws
He appears to be his own buddhist cult leader
>>
>>68776742
>>
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>australian high commision in london is one of the nicest
>they give us some boring flat square in return
>>
>>68776776
i just dont understand how someone can live to be seventy years old and still not know how to pour beer
>>
>>68776761
such a tease
>>
>>68776302
the grandmother looks shockingly similar to are liz desu

both named Elizibeth too...
hm...
>>
there is something deeply soulless and tasteless about yanks
>>
>>68776839

but i love you ;_;
>>
>>
>>68776820
Are Liz
Fucking colonial
>>
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ah yes

the so-called "alt-right"
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alright you fucking shithouse rats

can any of you fucking flids say you wouldn't have been left to the elements in ancient sparta?

nah didnt think so
>>
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>he think this is a classy interior
>>
I honestly don't think Australia is a real place, the entire continent seems like it was made up for a joke and the accents seem like some brit making up some random accent
>>
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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-17/hundreds-roll-down-parliament-house-lawns-in-protest/8129428

>closing the lawn roof of parliament off to the public
>the public will no longer be able to walk on top of our parliament

The terrorists are literally winning. This is not ok.
>>
>>68776889
who are you quoting?
>>
name some good african american comedians
>>
>>68775946
7/10 who's good at make up and has tits 2bh

would not be suprised at all if her nose, lips etc were fake
>>
>>68776925
Dave Chappelle
>>
>>68776925
dave nigpelle
>>
>>68776925
I'll bite
Gene Wilder
>>
>he's the cringey autist in an oversized suit at family party's
>>
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my view right now

VERY comfy
>>
>>68776925
kevin hart
>>
>>68776873
me in the feathers
>>
can we have an update on the commieslags?

have they unlocked their accounts yet?
>>
>>68776925
chris rock
richard pryor
dave chapelle
eddie murphy
>>
>>68776925

standup, or just in general?
>>
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>>68776966
do you literally live in a lone house in the countryside

why 4chan filename
>>
>>68776978
>americans
>being able to stand up

what do you think?
>>
>>68776873
Is that Boxxy?
>>
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Alri lads, felt asleep in the middle of writing a post this morning haha
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>>68777006
ah yes, americans are shit at stand up comedy aren't we
canadians on the other hand are absolutely AMAZING at stand up
>>
>>68777013
that's shoe0nhead

yes, she chose a dated meme for her name
>>
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>>68776966

my view right now, pretty shit 2bh
>>
>>68776986
he's a syrian refugee
>>
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>>68776973
No we haven't yet x
>>
CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPzTGx96P6U
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3PUBPuw3EU
>>
>>68776973
dunno
>>
>>68777041
*cough* jim carrey
>>
This is the theme of this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBjkiZKj9NI
>>
>>68777081
can you name another?
>>
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tfw I could heem any of you
>>
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>>68776973
you have to pay to see my account piggie
>>
>>68777057
Robert Shaw was the main man.
>>
>>68777109
norm macdonald is hilarious
>>
>>68777121
Cant even tell if this is a shop or not
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1qyivrX6eM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTBkS8NHjo8

trains are a bit autistic, but some of them have nice sounds
>>
>>68777057
racist.
>>
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theres a baby in her knee
>>
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aisha (my gf)
>>
>>68777142

knees are so fucking gross
>>
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>>68777057
None of the actors know the words
>>
>>68777132
didn't even know he did stand up
>>
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>>68777135
breh you blind
>>
back from shops

didn't get you anything
>>
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Post yer weatherfu.

(Please note that Lucy has been claimed and is my waifu and hence off limits)
>>
Aisha gf material
Sara wife material
Rosie drunken mistake in the alley behind Oceana material
>>
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alri
>>
>>
>>68777128
kek
>>
>>68777057
That was actually quite cool. what was te context in the film? Last stand?
>>
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>>68777128
>>
>>68777179
>>
>>68777186
woefully outdated pic
>>
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>>68777184
good lad
>>
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>>68777170
>>
>>68777128
reckon rosy's seen this one yet?
would do her head in I imagine
>>
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cannot STAND hoppy beer
>>
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>>68777214
>>
>>68777141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN5YHgZDwCE
>>
>>68777184
>>68777227
been a while since i watched alien
>>
>>68777128
>>68777214
did not laugh, howl, crease or shriek

I cackled like a madman
>>
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thedingoes.xyz
thedingoes.xyz
thedingoes.xyz
thedingoes.xyz

thedingoes.xyz
thedingoes.xyz
thedingoes.xyz
thedingoes.xyz

thedingoes.xyz
thedingoes.xyz
thedingoes.xyz
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thedingoes.xyz
thedingoes.xyz
thedingoes.xyz
thedingoes.xyz
>>
>>68777214
her arse is nice, shame about the everything else
>>
>>68777246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0j3NCE70TM
>>
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>>68777220
>>
>>68777166
oh didn't know you meant that thought you meant canadians comedians in general. had no idea jim carrey did stand up
>>
deployed 2 (two) posts in this thread

can you guess which ones they are?

>>>/tv/77379362
>>
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>you will never be /brit/
feels pretty good tbqhwyf
>>
>>68777267
GOOD lads
>>
thailads /brit/ link has stopped working
he has officially been bumped off
>>
>>68777246
Such a good film
>>
>>68777273
quite like this but dont want to be called a nazi
>>
opinion: syrians should sort their own mess out instead of relying on everyone else
>>
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>>68777186
>>
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>>68777179
>>
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>>68777227
she's a qtpoi
>>
>>68777293
>>>/tv/77390851
>>>/tv/77390887
>>
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>>68777214
kek, laughed so hard I spilled hot noodle soup everywhere and burnt myself

>>68777233
someone needs to message it to her
>>
>>68777227
How do I make a girl look at me like this
>>
>>68777325
but they are
>>
>>68777323
they're really fucking cheesy so i think it's ok
>>
going lycamobile anyone want anyfin
>>
>>68777179
the channel 5 one
>>
brb going to subway, you want anything?
>>
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>>68777341
let me just reach in the car to grab your prize
>>
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hmmmmmm
>>
>>68777303
once you post in /brit/ you are /brit/
>>
Necrophilia hurts nobody and is infinitely more moral than things normies think is totally acceptable such as polygamy. Necrophilia is like nazism in that it is a taboo subject for no reason in particular.
>>
>>68777273
They're Californian.
Good live.
>>
>>68777414
PLEASE PLEASE HAVE A PENIS
>>
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>>68777414
>>
If you penetrate a living female but by the time you cum, she's died, are you still a virgin?
>>
>>68777430
I know you aren't being serious so I wont answer seriously
>>
business idea: decriminalise victimless crimes
>>
>>68777214
Is she back on twitter/instagram? Has anyone got a link?
>>
>>68777366
1. convert to Buddhism
2. die
3. get reincarnated as a Chad
>>
>>68777423
hilarious normies at it again
>>
>the shitty mill town of manchester
>>
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>>68777465
here you go la
>>
>>68777366
start lifting
get a nice haircut
be yourself
>>
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>>68777520
>chad

wot, no sugar?
>>
>>68777465
Gay
>>
>>68777588
Fuck off queer.
>>
>>68777601
bender
>>
>>68777628
Fag
>>
>>68777520
Sky burials are ebin
>>
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Thin fries > Halfsies > Curly fries > Sweet potato fries >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> potato wedges
>>
A Canadian tourist and four police officers have been killed in gun attacks in and near the Jordanian city of Karak, officials say.

Unidentified gunmen went on a shooting spree before fleeing to an ancient castle in the city and reportedly taking several tourists hostage.
>>
>>68777695
(((fries)))
>>
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RIP Gundogan
>>
>>68777682
POO
>>
>>68777695
>fries

FOY
>>
>>68777578
You're polishing a turd if you don't have the right FACIAL BONES
>>
>>68777709
they leaft no witnesses
>>
>>68777709
really want to go to jordan desu

especially petra
>>
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day 7 of nofap lads
>>
>>68777777
>>
>>68777709
who are you? Trevor McDonald? get to fuck mate
>>
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*bums you*

Psssh..

nothing personnel...kid
>>
>>68777758
have jordanian mates who won't shut up about it

might go visit them some day
>>
>>68777829
>>68777829
>>68777829
>>68777829
>>68777829
>>
>>68777695
American reprocessed fries>Belgian fried potatoes>British Chips=wedges
>>
>>68777758
you and me both mate, I'd love to have a go on her - size of them knockers!

*opens Daily Sport*
>>
you and me both, lad
>>
>>68775705
That place looks awesome, seems like the most badass flea market ever

Pretty safe looking urban environment, lots of different levels above and below the street, probably all kinds of wierd shit being sold inside by people from all over the world, tons of places around it to explore...

Fuck I want to go to London
>>
>>68775728
Nice
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