/brit/

>tfw you talk the hardest but giggs doesn't pop in your thoughts as an artist

going to become big in the local art scene just so that i can fuck edgy girls edition

>tfw you spend 5 minutes making a post and no one replies to it

>>68751466
she;s a bit hood ting

but she purity

ahh yes, the neighbours having a house party for the nth time

What sports do women like?

*lads x

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lack of bodily contact with the opposite sex causes brain damage

HALF OF THE CROWD'S ALL SNORTING MY CHARLIE

>dad has diabetes
>mom has high blood pressure

At what age do I start showing symptoms of these?

I feel healthy. dentist had go check my blood pressure once and she said i literally had the ideal blood pressure

why does every single gaslight anthem song sound exactly the same

FFS Just knocked over the piss bottle. 2 litres of urine soaked into the carpet

>>68751504
go down there with a few pints and shag all the lads

babestation

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>>68751518
JESUS

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never knew obama was such a manlet

https://www.rabb.it/haydy

tunes and then match of the day x

>>68751518
those tits are too big and look fake

>>68751490
good think about art these days is you don't even have to be good at art to be good at it

just do some over the top edgy 2deep4u shite, keep up the act, act like a cunt and put that dumb inflexion on your voice and thats all of it.

shit on a plate and sprinkle some glitter on top and say its a representation of modern america

>>68751531
diabeetus skips generations

High BP will be when you turn 35 if you eat healthy, you'll have a stroke by 40 if not

>>68751518
What is the obsession with this bint?

>Co-op sarnie got the best score
but they put mayo in literally everything
Turkey and cranberry? Ah yes better stick some mayo in as well

>>68751532
WOAHHHH TURN THE RECORD OVER
EHHHHH SEE YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE

THERE YOU GOOOOO TURN THE KEY AND ENGINE OVER

alri

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who /subgenius/ here

>>68751571
stop linking your shit streaming nobody cares x

>>68751596
got one of the co-op turkey ones reduced to 83p the other day

was banging mate ngl

>he doesn't shop at morrisons

laughing at your life

>>68751593
its reece's gf

>>68751550
>babestation
>before 11 o'clock
FOY

>>68751596
>but they put mayo in literally everything
there is literally ntohing wrong with this

>>68751585
>diabeetus skips generations

anyone can give themselves type 2 if they try hard enough

and I don't remember enough about the genetic factors of type 1 to agree/disagree with what you say but I have doubts that is true at all

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found this on facebook

karen's taking over lads

>>68751585
>family friend who was seemingly healthy had a stroke at 26

Things like that happen out of no where lad

The British brain never ceases to amaze me. Studying it can take several lifetimes, and is one of my life's mission. I've discovered it's primitivity, and it's primeval nature. It's full of stupefied curiosity, as when the cat is mystified by the ringing of a television. Compared to an American brain, it is a wonder how we even communicate. Untold centuries, separated by the ages, have drawn the British into the realm of scientific American study. They are like something directly out of the Pleistocene Era, and we can learn a lot from these beasts.

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>>68751612

the arts council spends £1.4 billion a year of public money on stupid shite

>>68750930
He's welsh m8

WHO THE FUCK IS REECE

DO NOT POST A PICTURE OF HIM, IM ASKING WHY YOU ALL GO ON ABOUT HIM LIKE IM SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO HE IS

IS HE FROM ONLY WAY IS ESSEX OR SOMETHING

>be me
.>pain in calf
>see gp
>"hmm, probably a dvt"
>get ultrasounded
>nope
>"hmmmm, probably tendonopathy"
>get ultrasounded again
>nope
>"hmmmmmmmmmmmm, let me refer you to an orthopaedic specialist"
>he takes a look
>"hmmm, I dunno, let's do an MRI"
>get MRI'd
>"hmmmmmm, still don't know, let me refer you to a dermatologist"
>see dermatologist
>"i dunno lol, I just do skin, let me refer you to a plastic surgeon"
bloody joke this NHS
I hope it's a tumour just so I can die to spite them

>>68751649
eggs are laid, 'get' is incorrect

man like reece

>>68751660
Might have to flay the skin from your wretched obese body for these comments, lad.

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>I sell kitchens but I can’t actually cook myself!
>You see a cookery book here, it wouldn’t be much use to me!

bloke told me yesterday he doesn't rate the stone roses, oasis or madness still thinking about its getting me quite heated x

>>68751690
No he's not, he's an american actor

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>>68751593

probably the G cups I suppose. she just oozes fertility, very raw and primal, pure sex.

>>68751649
holy shit she got btfo!

>>68751696
a couple of /brit/ posters know him

they (and the rest of us) appreciate his simple way of life.
(also his gf has massive tits)

Doing a listen

http://radio.garden/live/guangzhou/southern-life-radio-93-6-fm/

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paging the lads

>>68751696

He's a mega normie that we secretly all want to be

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>>68751734

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'shaad

>>68751744
Are you 15yo?

bossman from job centre

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>in certain varieties of american english 'mary' 'merry' and 'marry' are homonyms

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just tried listening to radio 1

>everyone seems to have a favourite christmas movie

I don't even associate christmas with watching movies

where is everyone
bored

>>68751762
imagine what a rat you'd have to be to post pictures of your mate on here

>>68751725

yeah they're all overrated crap

>>68751821
out shagging girls

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>>68751719
>'ey Mr Partridge! He spies this cookbook right an he says "that'd be nee use to me that like!" He's crackers man!

>>68751789
>One Direction nonce
shan't be absorbing photons from this movie

>>68751725
trash

not everyone has the same opinions as you

trump is draining the swamp

>>68751825
I wouldn't say "mate"

I think they just went to school with him and got bullied by him so they secretly hate him

infact I suspect it might actually be the ukip-supporting kpop call centre nonce

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>>68751779

>>68751851
i did that yesterday, minus the shagging girls part

people need to keep up with my schedule

>>68751817
me neither

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>>68751789
>this is the world we live in

>>68751817
>he doesn't watch the muppets christmas carol yearly with his mother

>>68751877
By filling his cabinet with donors and wall street cronies

this is how it went down in the nine-five

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>>68751863
>>68751827

Nora lads

>>68751856
Please only use words you understand the meaning of sweetie

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>when someone makes a post over 25 words

>>68751918
*mumble mumble* KEK *mumble mumble* MAGA *mumble*

>>68751918
Maybe he plans on draining the swamp by drowning them and having their lungs absorb it lad

he is putting america first by wanting to bive more aid to israel

i sometimes contemplate dropping my stem degree and highly paid job and moving to somewhere sunny and getting a bar job earning just enough to survive

live the simple life ya know

>>68751974
wow nice pic of r titch

just realised that I never had any friends at primary school

>>68751947
Why are you trying to make this nigger a meme, you fucking cuck?

>>68751701
it's your spine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syringomyelia

>>68749310

yeah i think the gorilla would win too, they just seem like better fighters overall.

>>68751800
Practically all of them, tbqh

>>68751994
that's why you earn loads of money retire in your 30s and open a bar somewhere

>>68751701
GPs here are literal shite

Mine couldn't diagnose everything and my Mums mate who is a GP in a literal 3rd world country diagnosed it instantly

>>68752011
t. reviewrunt sycophant
Fuck off gramps

>>68752011
go back to /pol/ you bellend

>>68751994
same but the societal pressure is too much lid

>>68751766
im listening to the music in the bahamas

they know how to party

how on earth do i fix my posture its not that bad but i have to consciously make sure i dont stand like a spastic

identity politics should be banned

>>68751994
What job/degree?

locking in to rinse fm lads

>>68752011
yeah mate its just me
everyone else is definitely a rorke mong just like you

>>68751789
WE WUZ WURLD (star) WAR TWO SOLJAS

>>68752078
And you fuck off back to Redddit, you cuck

*pantses you*

Ahaha look he's got nothing there!

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*shoulder barges you*

>>68752023
nice try but no
calf muscle is swollen and inflamed

I was in the room when he went over the MRI images and the first thought I had was cyst, but he said he didn't have a clue

>>68752040
gorillas aren't some kind of natural pugilist
they might be able to utilise tools but if they aren't given a large stick they will be torn apart by a grizzly's size and claws

>>68752101
computer science/software engineer
i enjoy it, just think i might be happier being a simpleton

>>68751994
Why not just finish your degree and do that then you've something to fall back on?

>>68752144
zlatan is so sexy

>>68752075
Abo

>>68752078
Rasheed

>>68752112
Rasheed

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>>68752144
>lost to fucking feyenoord

>>68752159
have you considered that you're just being a hypochondriac and that you should wait and see if it goes away naturally over time?

dickheads like you waste the NHS's time

>>68752159
flesh eating microbe

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doing a listen

>>68752198
3 years and it's only got worse m8

trust me, I normally avoid this shit unless it's life threatening
but I can't walk properly any more

villa are never coming back to the premier league starting to accept it as objective fact

>>68752172
i've finished my degree, by dropping i meant doing anything related to the field

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>>68751789

>>68752163
Is computer science really worth it?
I really want to study it but I'm not too great with maths so I'll struggle with the maths modules.

How are job prospects and salaries?

real depression hours

jingle all the way desu lads

doing a frown x

>>68752088
1. do calisthenics, core strength will help a lot
2. 3 good videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT_dFRnmdGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQqgf8kB6R8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htuCUJmfsdw

>>68752260
Oh right, in that case, I can completely sympathise.

Been working for a year in politics, quite well paid, very promising, but stressing myself out in the daily grind has already got to me one year in.

I want to feel like I'm doing something that makes a real difference or I'm not happy.

Considered moving to Spain or Portugal quite a bit, just scared what I'd do if I got bored one day.

imagine one of us lot in a yank prison

https://youtu.be/9-bniLpusYE?t=2m54s

>>68752256
is it a constant pain or just when you're doing stuff with it?

>>68752396
ah yes because fiction is reality

>>68752396
Trumpledore?

>>68752377
I don't think I could hack prison.

I'm a skinny runt and just a bit awkwardly nerdy. I'd be fucked.

Do prisons have libraries still? I guess it wouldn\'t be too bad if you had access to like Radio 4 and some books to pass the time.

Might be abymslally boring though.

>>68752396
I'd probably have just sat at home playing videgames desu

>>68752270
Don't do it for the sake of doing it, you need to be slightly autistic to enjoy it

Job prospects and salaries are great if you're half competent which a lot of CS grads aren't, there's huge demand for computer science everywhere

>>68752354
yeah that's what i mean, i have a good job which I like but the 9-5 grind is a bit soul crushing

really draining and you have to do it for like 50 years

>>68752377
I'd be the rapist to be honest, form a rape gang and to be initiated you have to get raped by everyone in the gang to survive.

>>68752377
tossing salad and getting it tossed ain't that bad man

sometimes a nigga just gotta cum...

been sleeping on a sofa and haven't wanked for like 5 days

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38342421/russia-does-the-hunger-games-for-real-in-siberia-but-no-guns-are-allowed

woah lads

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afternoon

>>68752485
>Contestants will have to survive on their own for nine months in Siberia.

>Producers say that anything goes, including rape and murder, although they warn people taking part that they're still subject to the rule of law and can be arrested at any time.

This won't end badly at all...

most humans do not possess a unified mind-body consciousness and thus live their lives in a state of hypnotic "waking sleep", but it is possible to transcend to a higher state of consciousness and achieve full human potential

>>68752485
>get to watch russians killing each other from the comfort of my own home
love this timeline

>>68752420
not constant, a shooting pain every now and again
especially at night

entire calf muscle is swollen, dry, red and very tender to touch
and I can't put any weight on the ball of my foot

drugs mess with your mind lad
don't think I'll ever be the same

although now I think I have the ability to sense energy from people

>>68752485
>>68752540
>>68752525
when does this start?

do not want to miss this

>watch dogs 2
>battlefield 1
>mafia 3
>lead characters all nigs

Ah yes, the Jew is really upping their game now.

reminder that chelsea have won 11 games in a row

>>68752441
did a read about the numbers gang in south african prisons that pretty much do this. they have near complete control, their own "branches" (i.e. accountants, soldiers, sex slaves) etc. etc.

weird stuff desu

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>>68752502

>>68752575
that sounds like a bacterial infection of sorts

>>68752585
july https://game2winter.ru/

>>68752575

nerve damage?

>>68752159
are you the lad who's been in pain for like 6 months

doing a wank

(if you enjoyed this post and want to see more like it, feel free to hit that subscribe button. and please hit that like button too as it means a massive amount to me and it really does help out the channel)

Red-flag: is bad with kids

you know that i love you baby
you know that i love you babe

>>68752433
If you don't mind me asking, what was your starting salary and what are you on now?

Do you think the maths aspect will hold me back?

>>68752396
does it ever actually get cold in the desert regions of the US?

apparently Syria has cold as fuck winters even though its ME desert

>>68752628
WILL be watching this

>>68752605

schrodingers cat?

>>68752628
hype

morning lads

had a nice sleep because I didn't go out last night haha

mi ah onna xan

>develop carpal tunnel syndrome in both of my wrists
>NHS insist on me taking anti-inflammatories rather than getting surgery

bit dumb to not just have the surgery straight away

>>68752661
32k, 38k after getting out of grad scheme
You can start on like >50k if you wanna work in a london bank

Nah I'm not good at maths and I just scraped by in them, it's difficult but not degree ruining if you can't do it, made up the maths with other modules

really like this general :-)

you're alright too mate x

>>68752680
alri vsauce

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ah yes, slags

>>68752732
>32k, 38k after getting out of grad scheme
Christ

Does the university you go to matter much?

tomoz it going to be 4° in the morning but im still going to play tennis because im not a poof

>>68752766
you got to try a bit harder m8 send a cheeky willy snap

just subjugated the last germanic stronghold, can't wait to go home to my farm and my wife and son

>>68752724
if 1 in 10 people get their carpal tunnel fixed with anti inflammatories then that's 100 people less per 1000 who need a hospital bed

that's how the NHS works my man

>>68752766
dont trust skets that wear vêtements

>>68752606
the mri certainly looks like a subaceous cyst

if that's the case they can drain it and let it heal and I should be able to walk again soon

>>68752636
probably

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Fucking daft cunts in the last thread replying to hour old posts

>>68752790
I'm sure employers prefer rustler groups but there are people from ex-polys that work where I do

I reckon you're pretty much guaranteed an interview with a CS degree at any uni that isn't the really shit ones, and then you have to impress in the interview

post toot

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>vêtements

i think it would be nice to have a qt gf

>>68752866
needs more shitting herself

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>>68752891

>>68752886
I was told thatloads of computer science people struggle to get jobs these days, why do people pretend like you just walk into any job?

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bilinda

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDYz4C5mxjs

>>68752809
my hands go numb a lot
anti-inflammatories won't fix that
I need the surgery doing and yet my GP said no.
taking these pills is a waste of time

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business idea: wank and then play fifa 12

morning lads

>>68752950
This

>>68752433
>>68752732
Do you have A-Level maths? is that required to get onto the better unis

>>68752958
god he looks like shit

why do brits pronounce vitamins like "vit a mens" when it is clearly spelt "vie ta mins"?

no motd thread?

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best yank show i've seen in a while

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me in the back

>>68752982
I call them veetamins

>>68752982
vhit-uh-mins

>>68752982
literally everyone in europe pronounces it "vit-a-min"

yanks are alone with their pronounciation

>>68751490
do it la. I had a chance to cos i got some work displayed in a local gallery but then i decided art is shit.

This Scarlett Moffat bint is fucking hideous. What's the obsession with her?

cromwell was a literal hero 2bh

probably the greatest englishman

>>68752976
No I didn't and I'm went to a rustlers

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MEIN-STRIM MIDIA

>>68752982
le yank special snowflake language
FUCK OFF

>yanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q566ys0sqVQ

computer science is a meme

t. computer sciencetist

>>68752976
>>68752950
i applied to 4 companies, got 4 interviews and offers from the 2 interviews i attended

complete personal projects, put them on your github and put the github on your cv, employers love that shit

regular cs grads which have zero social skills and show no interest in cs outside of the degree will struggle to get a job because no one wants to hire someone like that

>>68753039
absolutely bent double

el mexicANO

>>68753057
which one?

>>68752982
i'll give you my vitamin d in a minute if you don't shut it

Sailing over the dogger bank lads

>>68753086
ah yes canadians are much more educated and intelligent than americans

>>>/lgbt/

>>68753087
did you even have much interest in computing before you did the degree?

what if I turn out to be shit at programming or something

don't think i should be trusted to live on my own lads, i get far too bored and just drink and do drugs by myself

need someone to stop me

gf and I just made a new video
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1481754675540.webm
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1481754675540.webm
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1481754675540.webm
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1481754675540.webm

WHAT A TERRIBLE MESS I'VE MADE OF MY LIFE

>>68753125
>yanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZE0TuKTpo4

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>>68753086

Aaaaaaaahhhhh
All the young duuuuuuudes

>>68753156
link thread

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>>68753086

canada is gay

>>68753152
try to put a schedule and think "is it the good moment for doing drugs"
also find something to occupy you

Think I'd be a great father lads

I seem to get along with children quickly

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the fucking cheeky cunt at the local takeaway place
who the fuck thinks this constitutes a chicken wrap

>>68753161
hmmm what's this?
>leafs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4ml6pc5cyc

>>68753146
yeah been doing it since i was a teenager
maybe have a go at it before hand lad, don't commit to 3 years of doing something you're not sure if you'll enjoy

>>68753157
computer science is incredibly autistic and attracts a lot of autistic people (autistic in the 4chan way)

also having a computer science degree doesn't make you good

i know a few lads who can't program at all in 3rd year and are still on 2:1s, plagiarism and picking easy modules are your friend

>>68753239
nonce

>>68753156
need an Asian gf

>>68753207
LGTSS
>the city of Mississippi

>>68753243
>chicken in a wrap
>complains it's not a chicken wrap

>>68751918
Erm yeah but Hillary for prison lad she touches kids at a pizza shop

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>>68753243

68753243
a burrito

>>68752483
SAME x

>>68753238
I'm sensible with it, like I have a job and will stop sniffing lines at a reasonable hour before I have to sleep

Would rather not be sniffing lines at all though but I dunno what to do with myself

>>68753285
what are you doing
are you upside down right now

>>68753246
oh deary me, where do I even start?

>>68753276
takeaway man detected

>>68753243
how is it not?

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>>68753243

>he doesn't have a chippy so big he cannot physically eat it all

>>68753243
Why did you put it on a plate?

>>68753297
go out to take a walk, visit places in your local area, pick on something that drains time
and do drugs rarely so you can cherish the few moments instead of it becoming a part of your usual day

>>68753341
looks like my arm and hand

>>68753343
cos im not a savage

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Tuck me in, lads.

>>68753318
there are websites like codeacademy and stuff which will teach you things

the best method of learning is coming up with an idea of something you want to do and then just sitting down and working on it, google how to do things when you don't know and take note

just going through book/online exercises is shit

>>68753372
Putting shit on a plate does not make you civilized

Watching a hentai lads

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>>68753270

>>68753347
There isn't really much to do around here, I could sit in a park or something but it's cold

I'm always too shattered to do anything strenuous after work

>computer science

wonder if anyone driving a Porsche has taken computer science

having a cheeky cide'

>>68753399
you seem to have got lost on the way to /cum/

>eating and drinking beer at the same time

never quite understood this meme

I drink first ... then I eat. always found eating anything killed my appetite for more beer

but to each their own I suppose

>>68753423
one of the seniors at my company has a tesla

>>68753424
degenerate

>>68753423
great post

>>68753245
>the dumbest nigger is a yank anyway

screeching at that whole vid but that was the best bit

>>68753442
how are you supposed to placate your thirst while eating greasy food? beer

>>68753445
AAAAAAAAA

>>68753443
>seniors
ahh yes. work for 30 years. finally you can pay off that Tesla

>>68753421
watch films/tv shows, play videogames, practice some indoor physical activity, read books
because taking up on a habit can only end up bad even if you think you're managing it

>>68753314
staying with the gf's family for christmas and going out for new years

>>68753467
he's been working for like 10 years

>>68753443
leasing it for 10 years is he

>>68753445
you can't even tell the difference

YOUR NOT WHITE!!!!!!

post toot

>>68753480
>gf's
wew get you

having fun? x

>>68753482
how much do you reckon he's earning

feel really sleepy

spastic yank hours innit

>>68753519
over 100k

>>68753435
You seem to have defecated on a plate

>>68753521
go to bed

Lads, you're missing out on an easy career path to be honest.

>Study politics
>intern for an MP
>Work for an MP for a while
>Get a job in policy and public affairs for a major company
>Get paid shitloads and do nothing but meet with MPs and chat

It's literally the easiest career path and people think it's really hard.

>>68753057
>>68753105
can ye reply lad

which rustlers was it

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Remember me?

Wooooooooooohooooooooooooooo!

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the "so called" gf

>>68753554
>>Get paid shitloads and do nothing but meet with MPs and chat
am not a normie lid, otherwise I'd be glad to
im not interesting to speak to either

>>68753571
steam off my piss

>>68753423
>porsche

Wouldn't be caught dead in one of those runt wagons

*drives off in my top spec Mercedes G63 AMG*

>>68753562
Birmingham

Dunno if they still don't need maths or not though

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>poor white boys can't afford a tesla

leafs and other non-countries please exit the thread

>earns £100k
>drives a tesla

punching below his weight is he

>>68753443
;o

>>68753601
Neither am I.

People think lobbying and politics is full of ultra normies, it's not at all, it's just maladapted people who can take the pressure of meeting important people.

It's just really nerdy people.

>>68753472
Okay lad I see what you're saying I'll stop replying with shit excuses

I'll think about reading or something, or maybe I'll just continue posting here

>>68753630
got overtaken by a lamborghini the other day on the motorway, really odd feel

>>68753554
you are taking the piss right? I work in policy & public affairs for a lobbying company and its fucking shite

Not to mention Brexit has made everything 200x as stressful because now the UK is Billy no-mates

>>68753657
LOL

these wicked globalists are so afraid of human potential

the quote unquote islamic state

>>68753622
>Required subjects and grades: Grade A in A Level Mathematics
ahhaha oh dear lad, i'm stuffed :X

Leicester still pretending they didnt sell kante

>mfw I was thinking about betting £70 on Ore winning Strictly since I had such a big hunch about it
>mfw I didn't and he fuckin won
>mfw I could have won £310

>>68753668
i think i'll throw up if i smell alcohol again within the next week

got outrageously drunk even for my standards last night

threw up half my nugget sharebox which was incredibly upsetting

Need help building my folder of sexy but also cute asian girls lads, any help is appreciated.

I see my MP about fairly regularly. Could fatally heem the Tory cunt with ease if I wanted to (I DON'T)

>>68753630
USED TO SAY SERIOUS
BUT NO ONE TOOK ME SERIOUS
SO NOW I SAW BOY BETTER KNOW

these are the lyrics that earned that man a tesla

Afghan food>Indian food

>>68753688
Yes but you're that lad who works on an unpaid internship.

If you do it for a corporate company it's easy dough.

There's another lad here I'm sure who has only just started and he gets an alright wage and does little. I've done it for a few years now

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>white people have to wageslave for 30 years to afford this

sniff me fingers

>>68753630

Are you that guy on Regular Car Reviews?

>>68753713
There are others that don't need it, think Nottingham might be one

Check undergrad websites, I'm not gonna spoon-feed you

>>68753720
This you?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-38331096

>>68753742
I thought you were thinking of jumping ship though? I'm out in March thankfully

>>68753786
no this was x
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-38343253

>>68753788
I've never posted about my job here before, so I'm guessing you mean that other lad (99% sure I've seen you both wanking each other off about how hard it is before).

What's your plan?

notts mentioned

>>68753778
>watching reddit car reviews

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All I want in life's a little bit of love
To take the pain away
Getting strong today
A giant step each day

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me and the lads going out on the town

tell solo feed man to the lions

>>68753800
that's quite funny lol

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meme me lads

meme the fuck out of me

I am literally incapable of becoming drunk, I've had over half a litre of rum and I only feel slightly tingly

>>68753842
yeah lmao

https://twitter.com/GMPCityCentre/status/809773939098521600

>>68753850
>>68753850

driving needs to be taxed into oblivion desu

drivers are so fucking selfish pumping out toxic chemicals all over the place because they need to go and buy clothes in mansfield town centre

>>68753780
>A level offer AAA
piss ill find something else to study