i scream you scream we all scream for nice peen edition
bit gay
>tfw no gf
got a decent looking and decent sized willy
>>68702063
Your mother screams when I'm shagging her up the arse
>>68702043
why? me and the brother can't be arsed
>>68702081
Told you that you stay in on 4chan and post on friday nights
*my brother and I
>A top student in North Korea has shined a light on the country's suppression after going on her first trip outside of the capital at the age of 20.
>Eric Lafforgue was given rare one-on-one time with the student, who is top of her English class at university, and he documented her answers.
>When asked if women find Kim Jong-un handsome, she said it was an 'outrageous' question, adding that boys and girls don't dance together because they are too shy.
>Miss Kim wants to visit England, but not the US, because 'she hates Americans'.
>Nevertheless, she said she has watched an American film - Gladiator.
>The student said she liked it, but that scenes of the couples together were 'embarrassing'.
>ywn save her
>>68702115
>admitting to watching American films
She's dead already.
>>68702108
I just got back from dinner, what should I be doing?
can't bring myself to find chinks attractive sorry
they look like aliens
>>68702115
Well there's another north Korean student dead
>>68702143
yeah alri "normie"
>>68702115
>Miss Kim wants to visit England, but not the US, because 'she hates Americans'.
She'll fit right in.
>>68702154
change chinks to non-whites and this is literally me
>>68702169
Shut up you stupid faggot
Where is assange lads?
>>68702115
>'she hates Americans'.
good lass
>>68702169
they're brainwashed, and so are you apparently
bout to take the so-called meds
>>68702190
he hasn't been proved to be alive in months now
*clips your heels while the ref isn't looking*
>>68702190
He's an Aussie, so hopefully dead
>>68702115
>Visit England and not the US
Don't blame her. Shes only accustomed to grey, depressing shitholes, with a government that limits freedom of speech.
It'd be too much of a shock for her to go to the US, a country with beautiful geography, bustling large-scale cities, and more freedom of speech.
>>68702239
*gets arrested for crossing the road*
funny how the world blames america for the muslims killing each other
>>68702239
don't get shot tomorrow
Atm playing up again lids
>>68702132
Gladiator is a sick film and it's barely american
>>68702263
america invaded iraq on jew orders leading to european hesitancy in syria so yeah it was your fault. well it was the jews fault but we expect the jews to be evil
where you going out tonight then lads
Gosh anon, you're such a loser
>>68702277
just spit on it and put it back in
young kylie is swirling around the ol' noodle
>>68702115
is she, dare i say it, /ourgirl/?
>>68702291
ok but what does that have to do with the muslims killing each other
>>68702259
>Literally lives in a country where you can get arrested for making fun of the king
>Gets executed for having drugs
>>68702276
Cuckold sticking up for his bull. shocker
>>68702301
*heems her*
*steals her iphone*
*kicks her in the stomach*
>>68702115
there was a great intervuew uploaded a week ago on yt with two cute deflectors
still waiting for part 2 where they're supposed to talk about life in south korea
Bring on the wall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
consider this: sexual intercourse with a female
>>68702327
>cuckolding on the brain
never change (im saying this ironically)
>>68702115
why are all koreans named kim?
>>68702327
weed is legal in nork and they make lots of crystal meth
>>68702327
>king
>Democratic People's REPUBLIC of North Korea
Yanks everybody
>>68702319
we don't actually blame you for that. i just skipped past that because you're stupid and tried to explain why you might that think that
>>68702352
kim's a family name, it's like how a lot of people have the last name smith
>>68702352
It's a second name, like Smith
>>68702370
>because you're stupid
see how you are
Poles? Not a fan.
>eat a footlong steak and cheese subway
>still feel hungry
ahhhhhhhh yes
how the hell do i find trousers that are the right length? they're always too short
>>68702363
Bait
>>68702351
cuckold (im saying this ironically)
>>68702362
I was talking about Thailand
>>68702327
I could be arrested for making fun of various people in lots of countries. Or for other minor things in America.
Nobody is executed for drug possession.
>>68702352
it stands for koreans induring malnutrition
>>68702371
>>68702380
i know that you fuckers, i meant why do they all have that
>>68702400
He's not from Thailand
>inb4 it was bait
Yanks everybody
let it rip
>>68702410
>get executed for selling drugs
hmm yess.
>>68702386
makes no sense retard
leftists are incredibly arrogant
>>68702428
nope
>>68702350
fuck off breeder scum
Help me lads, its scary
how much weed should i buy
probably need it to last me and the lads for the weekend plus i want to save some for when i go clubbing on tuesday
>>68702416
Literally never once said from. I said "lives in".
Hahahaha you stupid fuck. jesus christ. get absolutely fucked
>>68702447
did you take this with your iRock xD
Pogba? Not somebody I rate.
so what's the verdict is nkanon thailad with a proxy
>>68702447
Better pic
What do
>>68702461
>probably need it to last me and the lads for the weekend plus i want to save some for when i go clubbing on tuesday
A quarter maybe? Depends how much you smoke
>>68702486
call the police
>>68702486
what am i looking at here
if its a fly just wait until a spider the size of a steering wheel comes along and eats it
>>68702486
still don't know what the fuck it is
>>68702480
he hasn't hid it
fizzy drink
>>68702480
yes
nklad is thailad
>>68702440
The courts may impose comparatively harsh penalties o. ... Introduction: The Kingdom of Thailand strictly enforces a draconian set of drug laws. ... Violators guilty of distributing Category I substances may be subjected to the death penalty.
SEETHING about ARROGANT STUDENTS
UNIVERSITY? hows about going to the UNIVERSITY OF LIFE, MATE
>people who OD on benzos and die
how do people manage this
Nothing will ever measure up to this
run out of aftershave at the worst possible time
>>68702523
not sure because ive taken a shit ton at once and drank a lot before I realized how bad they could be.
>>68702528
they actually thought they were going to win
hilarious desu
>>68702523
No idea famalamilio
absolutely cannot understand american politics and the concept of parties electing a new leader every election
>>68702507
can of Lilt
>>68702551
post fucking machines
He wont leave
He's just sitting there.
>500,000 new student graduates in the UK every year
Ah yes, 500,000 more arrogant students I won't be hiring
>>68702398
buy long ones and crop them to the lenght you want
>>68702513
Never happens for simple dealing, trafficking.. sure.
>>68702551
I remember the first time I saw really graphic porn was when I was but a lad of 13 and watching Youtube, there was some video where the guy had spliced some scenes of FuckingMachines into the video, it was quite the surprise.
>>68702551
We go back in time and kill john connor
>>68702544
they're not bad if you're not retarded
>>68702581
I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.
Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.
www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/
>>68702588
>Trafficking- deal or trade in something illegal.
I thought you were smart?
>>68702616
It has cross border connotations.
>>68702573
just kill it with your thong
>>68702513
that's north korea not thailand you dolt
>>68702610
wut
>Australian "men" wear thongs
You and poleaboo should have a meet-up and swap clothes
Top 5 Talking Heads songs
1. Memories Can't Wait
2. Once In A Lifetime
3. Psycho Killer
4. Found A Job
5. Heaven
>you are now entering poopville
>>68702661
I dont like killing bugs
I like creatures
>>68702528
>rorkes want to see qts cry
>>68702610
>synonym of spade is shovel
Dropped, a spade and a shovel are different things
https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/comments/5ijvi5/im_ashamed_to_even_say_why_i_want_to_die/
howling
>>68702719
kek
>>68702719
couldn't you just uninstall the app
>>68702684
The answer must be "Like"
>>68702719
click cancel
>>68702702
then why are you scared of a moth
>>68702591
remember trying to watch a fallout boy video when i was 13 on youtube and a video of 2 traps sucking eachother off was spliced in it
i never did go back
>>68702744
It will have persistence if it's worth it's salt. Running the same function in the background and infecting other apks.
>>68702694
personal list
1. born under punches
2. stay hungry
3. cities
4. pull up the roots
5. this must be the place
benzos get a bad rap from black people being stupid
>>68702725
Christ. Sucks being a girl for reasons like this. So many orbiters that become sickeningly obsessed with you.
>>68702796
Aussies get a bad rap because you're stupid
>not having your thermostat constantly at maximum temperature anyway
>>68702610
got the same
>>68702800
i did the same thing for a girl in my year but i had the presence of mind not to bother her in the slightest
>>68702828
>>68702719
Fixed
>>68702610
oi oi
>want to enjoy Heather Feather's ASMR videos
>can't because she's a hambeast with sausage fingers
bit of a dilemma
is north korean flag a proxie fag?
The gf
>>68702796
lower class white trash love them in the US and always die from them too
>tfw just did it and got this
though I was dumb as a brick, apparently I AM smart but lazy ;^)
How much per month for your hot water bottle?
>>68702725
fuck everyone in this thread
>>68702893
>30 year old successful business person that carries a briefcase and goes to work to do business and a suit usually and is a business man or woman
>tfw to smart for bongs too bee speaking my language
>wait all week for the weekend
>weekend comes
>it's shit
>>68702956
fuck off is this real? very impressed
>>68702591
>being 13 when youtube existed
fuck off underage
>>68702610
22650
hmm
>>68702945
>the bit at the end
audibly keked in my office
>>68702610
have to admit when I got to around 30 I had to start googling the words
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QzH4KOf9Bs
>>68702983
Imagine how your mum felt when she was waiting for 9 months and she squeezed out a little shait
>>68702983
what's something you've been wanting to do
go and do it
>>68702610
>>68702966
>>68702857
>>68702834
>>68703001
>>68703013
Pathetic
>>68703013
then it doesnt count
>>68702591
first time I saw porn was when my brother left it up on the computer that had gone into standby
Top 5 Stevie Wonder songs:
1. Living For The City
2. I Don't Know Why (I Love You)
3. Pastime Paradise
4. I Wish
5. Master Blaster (Jammin')
>surveyposting
>IQtestposting
>people unironically reply to these posts, post their results and expect me to care
>>>/r9k/
>>68702995
ebin
birmingham
>>68702983
>tfw NEET
>tfw everyday is like the weekend
>I listen to Stevie Wonder
>>68703028
did you google words or are you just very clever
>>68703060
>every day is terrible
Sounds about right.
>>68703048
shithole
>>68702725
Why are redditors literally unable to be succinct or at the very least use fucking paragraphs?
>>68702610
waheyy !! gonna do the french one now
best gay club in london lads?
>>68703065
I actually didn't google anything. Made some educated guesses though.
Tugging at my penis
>>68703107
my flat x
>>68702725
>I pretty much just spent the bus rides to and from school talking about how bad I wanted to fuck this girl.
no sympathy for this normie twat
>>68703028
i've already come to accept that i'm a thicko
https://www.safc.com/news/team-news/2016/december/bradley-matchday-experience
Feels bad man
>5 year old with terminal cancer
>>68702770
because I'm literally defenseless
I don't want to attack
>>68703107
Bug-den
Full of pozdaddies
A 12-year-old German-Iraqi boy tried to blow up a Christmas market in the town of Ludwigshafen, prosecutors say.
the internet is my life
*brofist*
>>68703149
you don't need to defend against a moth
>>68703133
you got poppers?
NKLAAAAAAD
Getting progressively more and more suicidal lads.
14-23 year olds are the worst people in society.
Prove me wrong.
>>68703146
fucking jealous
>>68703152
putin made him do it
The so called room
>>68703188
t. 24y/o
Will NOT be paying 10 burgerbux for Super Mario Run.
>>68703191
looks like a hotel room desu
LAD FROM NORTH KOREA
>>68703192
ah canny brev
>>68703191
alri patrick bateman
therapist in a bit over 6 hours
should i tell her how badly i crave death or nah?
>>68703188
Aussies of any age are the worst people in society, m8.
>>68703192
Get tae fuck ye wee jobbie
>>68703192
howling
>>68703207
>not on android until 2017
what is this 2010?
>>68703249
yes that's her whole job x
>>68703249
Casually apply your exit mask during the session
>>68703251
jesus christ.
>>68703249
you'll get sectioned
>>68703192
nice, i like it.
>>68703251
>no credit or debit interest
you should try to get one of these lad
>>68703310
yea but last time i expressed how much i didn't care about my own wellbeing she got kinda mad and was like well why are you even here dickhead
>>68703325
no he wont you bellend
>I don't think that feet are attracti-
>>68703251
so it's just a debit card with no overdraft?
I have one of those
>>68703251
jew bankers btfo
>>68703380
I want to fuck that foot.
>>68703380
just looks like a foot to me.
>>68702610
Anyone break 30k?
>>68703325
doubt that
/brit/ - a wonderful place where americans, australians and canadians duke it out to see which country really does produce the worst posts
>>68703396
That's because you're not a virgin anymore.
>>68703251
>>68703408
Spoiler: It's Canadians.
>>68703420
I am tho
>>68703380
reckon this is a man's foot
very warm in my room rn very good
>>68703356
think you might have misinterpreted her, i doubt a professional therapist would resent you for having an actual reason to visit her. If she was like that she's a shit therapist and you should see someone else. Give tonight's session another go and if she's the same when you're honest with her the go to another therapist
>>68703396
it's a sexy foot
>>68703251
do i have to prove im a rasheed or can i get a bank account without without charges by pretending
>>68702610
Top 6.33%
Your vocabulary is at the level of professional white-collars in the US!
lower secondary educated, rest is self-taught
Just digitally infiltrated some French lad's thermometer. Currently in the process of slowly cooking him like a frog in a pot.
>>68703416
unironically know a girl who looks quite a lot like her. Little bit in love
Think global warming might be real, les amis. Middle of december and I'm sweating like a pig here.
>2016 is 2016
just realised it's 2016
>>68703512
fun fact: all of the reefs are dying and that will completely collapse the eco system
though there's not much we can do about it other than genocide 95% of the population worldwide
fortunately this global warming thing will do that job for us
>2012 was half a decade ago
best head to bed xx.
holy shit it's 2016
also you ever get those ideas that make you crack up but then you post them and nobody else seems to think they're that funny? fucking sad experience.
just had a feel of the old plums and couldn't for the life of me feel the second one for a good five seconds
>>68703545
thanks right wingers
eating two sausages
>>68703564
oh it's not their fault
it's the collective fault of humanity
>>68703545
>implying the cathrate meme has even fired
>>68703512
lose weight you fat fuck
its cold all over the country
don't care about the reefs
>>68703572
gee bill
>>68703562
No my posts are red hot dynamism in text form. Routinely pull 6+ (You)s on a single post just dropped out of nowhere in the middle of a thread.
>chatting to a girl for a few weeks, but she's never seen my face
>she says she loves talking to me, would make a great bf, generally coming onto me constantly
>update my profile pic
>she says "is that you?"
>reply yes
>doesn't reply
Ah yes
>1649 was 32 years ago
@68703604
never gonna resply to you again
>>68703584
>its not the fault of the people who spent years denying the evidence and polluting the earth
>>68703380
wee is the patrician fetish
>>68703545
Good. Would rather ruin it for all than let niggers inherit the world.
>>68703606
post the picture laddo
>2011 was 53 years ago
where did the time go?
>>68703625
You won't be able to help yourself. My posts really are that special.
on JSA atm lads
when i get a job (probably next week monday) i'm thinking of just signing off without telling them i got a job and then doing that job (just to spite the runt-"advisor" who would get 'credit' for 'getting me into a job')
Am I overlooking something or is that a good idea
>>68703606
literally me
>>68703380
>>68703391
Absolutely runtish
>>68703630
this holy shit, based frenchie.
>>68703545
Don't give a fuck about some poncy little fish mate, adapt or die I say
Swedish Radion right now
>prisoners take over prison in Britain
wtf lads I thought this only happened in movies
foot fetishists are worse than scat lovers and paedophiles
someone said "laughing unusually hard at things that aren't that funny is actually a sign of succumbing to depression." and i laughed at that for like 4 minutes
pro-erdogan propaganda is at the top of lebbit
>>68703606
Hand her number over to me she won't be disappointed
>>68703653
pretty sure they just get credit for getting you off jsa job or not
absolutely can not WAIT for a new romantic revival
anytime now
>>68703684
romantic is fucking boring you nonce
STOP WHAT YOU WERE DOING
DELETE THE POST YOU WERE TYPING
EPISODE 7 JUST DROPPED
https://youtu.be/6lXumCFCVBk
>>68703653
It's not hard to do if you do decide to do it. There's a number you just call up and say "I want to sign off". They don't ask you for a reason; ultimately they don't care and if you don't want your bennies then it suits them just fine because it's more money in the pot.
>>68703680
>>68703655
>>68703638
She literally replied after i posted this
Spooked now
>the northern powerhouse
>>68703681
that is true, but i think they get an extra brownie point if 'they get you into a job', as opposed to you just becoming homeless and dying.
desu besides the money they give me, they haven't done bugger all to help me get a job.
>>68703626
the damage has already been done
may as well carry on as we were
>>68703699
Ngl their camera work is actually decent
>>68703656
the northern (canadian) powerhouse
>>68703699
apparently he's fucking 23 years old
>>68703706
hope it all goes well anon :)
>>68703699
gassed about this senpai
woke up this morning with a catheter in my peen
>>68703703
yeah i know, but i've read that getting people into jobs results in some kind of bonus for the job-advisors or something
if that is the case, shan't be doing anyone favours.
When did you realise you were a useless cunt and didn't deserve a happy life and that your life is entirely pointless?
>>68703706
You're not as handsome as she'd like so don't bother mate. She'd like me better
>>68703734
keep posting. what subreddit?
>>68703699
I really hate black people who act black
>>68703760
few years back
>>68703699
paigon
>>68703776
https://www.reddit.com/user/Str8Antrx/submitted/
You're never going to get everyone to actually do something about global warming until it actually starts to personally affect them.
>>68703801
pagan*
>>68703699
kek
>>68703821
im going to make a thermodynamically efficient nuclear fusion reactor la
>>68703699
this kid eats so fucking disgustingly, would put me off my food seeing that.
>>68703821
Nothing significant will be done until its too late
Just be glad we will all be dead before earth gets btfo
>>68703851
>thermodynamically efficient
no such thing
>>68703829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6gttfNjIDg
baka lad
>>68703821
we were on track until the EU stealing our sovereignty meme took over
REMINDER mediterranean and south american women are the cutest
>>68703869
i meant im going to make one that produces more energy than it takes x
>>68703699
Went to school at a inner london comp and it honestly makes me so nostalgic hearing people talk like this
>>68703875
2006 fruity loops quality song.
>>68703859
He eats like chimp
>>68703892
no
such
thing
>>68703859
you cant eat chicken nicely senpai
>>68703890
>south american women
>>68703699
how come he has new trainers every episode
>>68703915
stop talking shit
>>68703741
I told you that yesterday
Pretty sure it's an unsubstantiated twitter rumour he started for bants
Unless he has something seriously wrong with his pituitary system, there's no way its true
>>68703906
fuck off
>>68703894
actual fucking rasheed
>>68703699
Finchley represent. One of the better places in London
>>68703920
black people are like women when it comes to shoes
*solicits a belly rub*
>>68703699
raaaar ting
>>68703906
>t. first year BSc physics student who browses /sci/
>>68703919
theres a difference between the filthy mexicans you lot have and the argentine/uruguay pengs of italian descent
https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/809807400584835073
>>68703699
still
>>68703920
Post ironic mocking of London ghetto culture
Actually quite an intelligent commentary
>>68703956
actually I have a masters in electronic engineering
>>68703946
>>68703946
mowww mowwwwww grrr
love from gran x
>>68703959
https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/809796188782399488
>>68703976
ah yes you are very qualified to talk about the field of nuclear engineering then aren't you
>>68703987
DELETE THIS
>>68703931
It's rasheed to feel nostalgic about your childhood days even though you had zero control over where you lived?
>>68703987
>This guy is related to Barack
legend
>>68703996
Neither are you
>>68703996
no but I have an excellent understanding of physics and
>thermodynamically efficient
no such thing
>>68704032
your still wrong
t. masters in physics
>>68703959
>thot de cuck!
>>68703931
>mummy i'm bored of gentrifying, let's move back to kensington
>>68704032
Thermodynamically efficient means efficient transfer of heat into whatever kind of energy you want (kinetic, electric etc.).
>>68704029
yeah but it's not just my word against his, obviously actual physicists and nuclear engineers believe fusion to be possible otherwise there wouldn't be attempts to build fusion reactors
>>68704032
ah yes okay you are more qualified than all the scientists at ITER because you have "an excellent understanding of physics"
Mum is a psychopath lads
doing a browse 4chan on my laptop in the living room with 4 other people in here
business idea: perpetual motion
>>68704060
>>68704091
>>68704083
allow me to clarify
nothing can be 100% thermodynamically efficient
by saying "thermodynamically efficient" you're also implying 100% unless you specific
ergo: shut the hell up
>>68704105
tell them i said hi
>everyone who can get away with it go on strike at Christmas to be a cunt
Ahh yes
>>68704121
>>68704121
>>68704121
>>68704121
oopsy poopsy!
>>68704105
fart really loud and post results
business idea: fertilise crops with the shit posted on /brit/
>ergo: shut the hell up
>>68704146
okay. ANYWAY returning to the original point i am going to get my masters in nuclear engineering and design a fusion reactor that has a net output of energy in order to solve global warming x
>>68704155
WATCH IT JANNY
>>68704146
>no such thing as thermodynamically efficient
>nothing can be 100% thermodynamically efficient
oh dear
>>68704155
oh, the bbc
>>68704196
x implies y
>>68704206
I like how lots of youtubers came out in support of hillary
I bet some "smart" people looked at their subscriber statistics and assumed that all these youtuber's fans are of voting age
but everyone lies about their age on the internet
saving my belter of a post for the new thread
>>68704206
probably wasn't the smartest idea of lena to release a video called "how do you feel about the extinction of white men" a couple of weeks before the election given that she was such a prominent part of the clinton campaign
>>68704206
has someone done a thorough analysis of the utter incompetence of hillary's campaign yet? i'd love to see it
>>68704295
imagine a louis theroux one
that would be good
>>68704295
how was it incompetent? she did the normal thing
incompetence won the election because it was meme worthy
>>68703699
>spends his YouTube money on new trainers
Not surprised, the fame will go this mans head, the camera men will be demanding more, guarantee this lad will be strung out on heroin a broken man in a few years
>UFO conspiracy theorist who sent cryptic final text to mum 'vomited two litres of black fluid' before dying
really makes you think
>>68704342
mark my words if he's actually of age he'll be on the next big brother
>>68704365
It turned out he was investigating some US military pedo ring
>354, page 5
activate it
>>68704340
>drumpf won because he's incompetent
yodeling at this logic
>ergo: shut the hell up
>>68704365
couldn't handle his guiness
>>68704417
he has never been able to answer a single question seriously.
Might run for the first time in a month lads
>>68704365
>pizzagate goes all the way to galactic level
at last we i truly see
Is the lad who imported teeth whitening strips here?
*presses new thread button*
>>68704365
Alex jones will be kicking off
business idea: dental care for brits
business idea: moon house
>>68704526
don't think it would catch on tbqh
>>68704526
Poor people who don't look after their shit
any girls about
need some boring clothes size advice
>>68704574
/fa/ here lad
What do you need
>>68703699
yeah there's no way he's a kid with the way he talks
youth doesn't talk like that anymore
he doesn't look 23 but he has to be
>>68704604
it's about sizes