/asean/

>>68696453
EWWWWWWWWWW. Uchak

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it is time to rogol

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Daily reminder that the Hyuga clan is the REAL winner of Narutobowl

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>indonesia exists

tambi colop

>>68696543
t. Indonesian whoring Mr Pazza's cock 24/7

HUKUM HUDUD WHEN?

How does one become a normie?

>>68696606
You stop browsing 4chan

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Anyone played Pokemon Sun/Moon?

>>68696597
>>>/mena/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/facebook/

>>68696641
You're so scared right now.

>>68696640
on Citra
>t. poorfaggot

i want to suck dicks but i cant swallow

kys = kiss your sister

>>68696517
that's a really bad word mister

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>>68696696
Ok. I mean time to have tender consensual sex

>>68696721
Gold shower of holy cow, I presume?

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reminder that malaya got rekt by bicycle gooks

>>68696781
Oh my god. Stop it with all the cow bs!!

>>68696794
It's a good bicycle desu.

>>68696794
to remove chink? I won't against it. Nips are welcomed!

>>68696794
What if the Axis had won? Would Malaysia be a legit anime country?

>>68696683
baka- stroke my hair
desu- take boyfriend's hands
senpai- for acquiring money

>>68696900
good lad. Now drink soap water

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Ringgit will recover

>>68696952
soap water only for Meleis-cuck'd-chink only

I thought /asean/ couldn't get any worse but malaysian posters prove otherwise

B O L E H
O
L
E
H

Non Flip /asean/ is best /asean/

>>68697042
t. MAS salted peanuts
>>>/pol/ waiting for you, off you go

>>68696721
no love for me? :(

>>68697090
There is now. Plenty for you

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>>68696900
>nips are welcomed
This was your ancestor after japs came

>>68697147
>ancestor
food ration because of gommies destroying farmlands and granaries

>>68697050

>>68696669
Is Citra stable now?

is asean filled with 30+ year old men or cute lolis

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>indognesia

>>68697330
kek

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>>68697307
cute loli here.

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>>68697330
>indognesia
what did this self-hater indognesian mean by this

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>Carolers outside house
>PATAWAD
Truly do we put the Jew in Judeo-Christians

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dubs and you all get gfs before this year ends :3

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>the most powerful man in malaysia is a kelantanese

oghe luar btfo

>>68697746
rerawl

>>68697746
why are pinoys such fucking nnormies

>>68697776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLN40r_ym6c

>>68697922
You know people who call other people normies are usually the same people who hate themselves and their life decisions

>>68697776
Love it. Not from Kelantan but I love that he doesn't have Raja Permaisuri Agong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EugvnDE6h0U
Episode 3 of Boboiboy Galaxy is out my fellow Indons.

>>68697930
>tfw no Che' Siti dancing on a pickup

>>68697986
fucking song is fucking catchy

chinese moot should enforce law for all malaysian posters to use names to show that they are chinese, malay or indian

>>68698059
>are chinese, malay or indian
>no mention of Eurasian hapas
I kill you nao!!

>>68698132
I consider all Bornean-European hapas as Indian

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>>68698059
Ever since i knew one of you a poo eater, i always assume every malaysian here is a keling.
There is no way a normal human being can shitpost as hard as you fags without eating some poo or piss nutrient.

>>68698059
i need to law because i don't want to erp with another malaysian then find out he's the same race as najib or poo in loo

>>68698307
Shut up chink. You can erp with your own kind on lowyat.

>i am choosy with the race of whom i erp with

you can only find this sentence on /asean/

http://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/bahasa/2016/12/12/kumpulan-muslim-di-bandung-diarah-mohon-maaf-pada-kristian/

What the fug indogs? When did you start bowing down to your chink overlord?

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>netizen's power

I am Indian.

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>>68698424
Do you support Najib?

fb.com/yuktes.vijay

Hey indonesians, whats up with that Jakarta mayor?

>>68698424
Satu roti canai with telur bich

>>68698342
do you want to erp with black nigger???

OUI!!! MANA ROTI CANAI TELUR VIJAY?

CELAKA!! BODOH SI KELING TU

I'm Chinese.

>>68698698
Banyak ong ah lu punya nombor

I am Malay.

I'm a default character in Malaysia.

pengen makan tapi sesak boker gan

i am martian

Tolong jangan post katak hijau tu di sini.

>>68698647
telur takde, kosong ok? 3 ringgit

paskah?

>>68698921
Pascal?

>>68698488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-LpTBmA9hk

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>>68698951
hari kebangkitan?

>>68698971
>>68698878

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>>68698921
maligayang pasko?

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You guys know that we have new King?

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>>68699012
maulid?

>>68699058
your king is irrelevant

Why am I starting to become obsessed with Nazi Germany?

>>68699098
Don't be jealous cause you don't have glorious royalty.

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what did he mean by this?

>>68699110
We have plenty kings or royalty here, but they are also irrelevant

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>>68698878
mooncake?

>>68699158
>king as the basis of culture
>rekt'd by PKI
>symbol of culture fell alongside royal families
>humiliates royal family
>insist he still have the culture

>>68697330
cute dog :3

nampak sedap kan?

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>>68699230

Why are the so many guns in Penang?

>>68699308
to keep the Melaka peasants out

>orangutalaysia

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Aummszsx

>>68699350
dasar kampungan dech, bikin malu elo

>>68699308
Cause too many chink.

>>68699376
DELET THIS

>tfw chink anon doesn't want to erp with me

>>68699229
What? Governor of Yogyakarta is a Sultan and hes a king. He governs province for life.
And we never get rekted by PKI you dingus.

>>68699493
What one Sultan? And he doesn't even have some power over the country? What a sad state for Indonesia.

>me when people insulted kelantan on /asean/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGwUTUJND8M

WAAAA BOIKOT SARI ROTI WAAAA AHOK ANTEK KAFIR KOMUNIS WAAAA

Enjoy your FPI shits Indonistan

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Brrrrr
it's so cold

>>68699493
>we never get rekted by PKI
>we
Read again, bollocks

FILIPINOS OUT

>>68699623
We live in a tropical country you fuck

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>>68699726
FILIPINOS IN

>>68699856
IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT

OH YEAH

IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT

THAT'S IT

IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT

I'M COMING!

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>>68699856
LET'S

FLIP

IN

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why don't the malay use any armor?
the other ones are intricate by contrast.

>>68699522
>sad state
>implying republic isnt the best system for Indonesia
>implying we will let some java fuck rule over Sumatra, Kalimantan, Sulawesi or Papua for life

Enjoy your sad state when your king decide to say fuck the law i'm the king and behead every chinks in country

>>68699711
what are you implying here?

>>68699946
>implying we will let some java fuck rule over Sumatra, Kalimantan, Sulawesi or Papua for life

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>68699946
indonesian monarchy when?

>>68699909
AND UP.. AND DOWN.
Up.. and down.
Up and down
Up and down
Up and down
Up ....


And down.

>>68699912
Because we are poor.

>>68699982
A fucking (expired) toothpaste

>>68699946
Why don't you guys be like Malaysia? We have kings but they don't have that much power. And the king have to protect Islam and the citizens. The best of both world.

>>68699912
>its hot
>maritime kingdom (cant swim with heavy armor)

>>68699982
When FPI win the election and apply hudud law and khilafah

>>68699912
Wear a metal armor outside your home the whole month in July and then tell me.

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>>68700015
rude

>>68700073
Why didn't they wear kevlar instead???

>>68700057
Because those kings was not our founding father. All the king except Yogyakarta pretty much non existent after independence

>>68700120
Perhaps they did, perhaps they don't. I'm not a frigging historian! REEEEEE

>>68700079
>sucking indianesia
>wondering why being called a (expired) toothpaste

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gan...

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>>68700162
>Mr ChingChong held a party today at the office
>no lechon
This sucks

>>68699912
no need for armor on the seas

Can you guys review my plot for a VN I'm making?
>boy in uni
>have assignment
>assign to the group with one of the most popular girl in the class
>hated the girl at first because she is too pretty and have many friends
>while doing the assignment get to know her
>found out that she isn't a a douche
>actually follows her curfew
>fall in love with her
>but she have boyfriend
>be best friend to her so that can be around her
>they suddenly broke up
>tell her want to be her boyfriend
>she say to meet her brother first
>found out that she is in love with her brother and fucking her brother
>drop on the floor and start masturbating because it was hot
>run out of her home
>start planning revenge
>fuck her brother back
>tell their parents about them fucking
>do that because their parent is religious as fuck
Is that okay?

>>68699623
>mfw driving a motorcycle 12am with no jacket.
almost crashed due to extreme cold.

>>68699912
The nature of warfare was different

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>>68700293
>chinese calendar

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>>68700222
she looks like the chinese prostitute who gave me bj just now
>tfw she gave better head than my gf

REMOVE CHINK WHEN ?

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>>68700381
GOOK'ED

>that feel when no pinoy girlfriend

Why are Malaysian posters so normie?

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>>68700416
If I remove chink will McD stop prosperity burger during chinese new year???

>>68700271
>assign to the group with one of the most popular girl in the class
>no BL
Cliché and cringy/10

>>68700271
This is actually your life, right?

>>68700573
That's what I'm going for. I can make a BL route if you want but you meant Boys Love when you said BL right?

>>68700619
>Boys Love
No. Bisexual Love. The protagonist suddenly fug the brother and the sister bump into them and it become a threesomes.

>>68700501
>orange juice and sprite
wtf? that's like spaghetti and rice....

>>68700826
It taste quite good but the downside is you can't ask for a refill

>>68700619
Also, speak of VN, Tyrano? Renpy?
>tfw tried making smut furry VN, gave up half way because sucky story telling but love making graphic assets.

>>68700907
>fellow Malaysian into furry porn
disgrace desu
>>>/trash/

>>68700907
Renpy. Make me assets please. I can find ones for free but ori one is better.

>>68700907
Played CoC? Lots of furry shit there.

>>68701002
you want to play cock go petaling street
fucking gay chink bastard

>>68701071
Wah man. It's not cock. It's corruption of champions. Even though lots of furry shit there, it's all text.

>https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141030101148AANC8Xx

>>68701071
Where can I find prostitute at Petaling Street? I once went to a chinese medicinal shop there at level two and saw people playing mahjong and smoking in the building like in Hong Kong movies.

>>68701173
But is Tae Poo-Loo wrong though

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>>68701173
is this your post?

>>68701204
I think you need to go to those massage parlors but the prostitutes there not local.
They're illegal immigrants from Philippines and any other shit asean country trying to steal our money.

But if you're lucky, maybe you can get illegal immigrant from China, they're hot girls trying to make money for college

>>68699623
>22C
>cold
I'm wearing my pants only, plus the AC

>>68701231
>2 years ago
>my post
dumbass lazy brown monkey

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My nipples are reddish but why are they turning darker?

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>>68701173
I get this ad from that page

>>68701303
keling

>>68700947
>implying me Malaysian
>implying not an expat of snownigger

>>68701002
CoC is still a thing? I thought it already died for months now. No, my furry smut are pokemon, digimon, Malaysian states football mascots, zootopia, etc.

>>68700948
I need description of the characters, place (preferably photographs for reference) and GUI. I'm not a fan of coding though, so I'm strictly a graphical assets department kind of person.

>>68701303
People say couples usually become more and more similar to each other when time passes by. Is your boyfriend brown?

>>68701278
>monkey
I'm not the one acting unreasonable here

>>68701331
Oh wow. I thought you weren't going to do it. Now that you want to do it I never thought it through. Hehe... But just give me anything if you have.

>>68701360
I am single. Wtf.

I hope my nipples will turn reddish again.

>>68701331
>Malaysian states football mascots
lol

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>>68701303
because stopped taking daily holy supplement, perhaps?

>>68701303
try scrubbing yourself better

>>68701449
Not you again. Stop mentioning that you dolt!

>>68701500
I am clean all over

>>68701415
I don't have anything. Even if I do, my previous assets is strictly for me, so I won't give it. I will do yours from scratch. How's that sounds? So just give me the information.

>>68701419
Also, this cartoon from Pada Zaman Dahulu, so much furry materials. 8^D
I'd made shota boboiboy and Ejen Ali but never dared to post it online. Maybe later or when I'm totally bored.

>>68701648
post malaysian furry smut examples
use imgur

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>>68701648
You have a very dirty mind

>>68701648
Just post it la.

>>68701552
I'm here all the time you tambi colop!!

>>68701737
Stop making cow jokes now. STOP

>>68701648
Alright then, but I don't have money okay. Two girls. One for cute girl that MC fall in love. Other one for extra. Three boys. Two for extras and one for cute girl brother. One boy need to look like a typical Malaysian named Ali. Two black silhouette. Male and female. Two parents. One for MC and other for cute girl. Lots of expression if you can.

You don't have to do this you know. Buuuuutttt if you really want to, who am I to stop you. Right? hehehehehe...

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It's time to sleep, boys.

>>68701698
You'll know my artist username and then search my dumblr FA dA and then report me to SKMM. NOPE.
>too lazy to make new imgur account
>tfw let myself RPing as an artist from Thailand

>>68701708
Nope, not my mind, it's my hand because he had a mind of his own

>>68701714
/int/ is a blue board. I did post smut on /int/ and instantly b& for 3 days. Won't risk that again.

>>68701937
Post it on imgur. Not hard.

>>68701937
You don't need to have imgur account la. No need to be baby.

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I am going to Melaka tomorrow for an annual holiday with my extended family. My normie cousins have some shit planned like doing the mannequin challenge and taking a group photo with everyone dabbing. I don't want to participate in any of this, but my mum and aunts would get pissed at me for being so shut-in... I just want to watch anime and read books

>>68702046
>mannequin challenge
>dabbing
>normie in Malaysia

Wow, that would be so fucking awkward in my family. Aren't Malaysians suppose to be traditional and shit. I mean we only eat food and talk about politics and education. And sometime gossip about family and catching up. What kind of family do you have?

>>68702046
haha this guy is 100% malay

>>68701937
Draw some lewd girls

>>68701708
>"For the first time in history"
>"It's gonna start raining gold"
>"It's raining gold, halleluia"
>"It's raining gold, AMEN"


>Raining Men song

>>68702124
>. Aren't Malaysians suppose to be traditional and shit
>I mean we only eat food and talk about politics and education.
>And sometime gossip about family and catching up.
What a boring family you have.

>>68702124
I play Call of Duty Nazi Zombies with my cousin every year we go back hometown for Chinese New Year

>>68702273
Not if you have rich family members. Going to their house to visit them is one of the most exciting thing to happen.

>>68700293
>he still keep a picture of my hand
:3

>>68702150
I'm chink

>>68702124
The elders are the ones who just sit and talk and eat. It's my cousins who want to do all of that, this is the first time they had such things planned, previous years they'll just bring some movies and board games

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>jones are thirsty for (You)

>>68702479
tell them they are fucking normies
>mfw most of my cousins browse 4ch
>mfw most of my cousins watch chinese cartoons
>all of us know we do but we don't talk about it

minum nescafe je mesti berak

>>68702479
Then say that they are idiots. I always act like the mature one in my family, so I usually don't have to follow what ever the hell they do.
But the thing that I don't like about being the mature one is that my small cousins always want to hug me. I mean one hug is enough but don't hug me when I'm lying down watching youtube on my phone. Get off me.

>>68702322
like listening their occasionally sneaky bragging? No thanks.
>tfw sick of that from dad's side family members

>>68702672
Brag all they want. I can play their PS4 and stay at a big house with aircon everywhere. And everyone is nice to me. I also like to hear them gossiping. So much tasty news about other family members. Usually bad ones so that I can feel good about myself.

>>68702670
>he doesn't like being hugged by lolis

>>68702807
How about lolis and shotas? They especially like to jump multiple times on me. Feel like hell but good thing I'm strong. Hohoho...

>>68702880
>secretly watching hentai on phone
>lolis and shotas jump on your boner

>>68702479
Melaka Chinks are honorary Malays.

>>68702923
Happened once. Hid it fast. Say that I got hurt when they jump. Good thing no one notice.

>>68702946
t. Cheng Ho

it's great to have a Malaysian thread

>>68702471
wew lads

>>68703285
NO

Bunga apa yang paling berat?

Jawapan: >>68703321

is it bad idea to allow one of 4chin board to join a survey?
i made a survey for my BoE Accounting research paper but i don't know if this will be a good idea

>>68703435
Might as well make a strawpoll.

>>68703482
well i am using google form for this time because it's a research and i need detail information from every participants

>>68700501
I love these.

>tfw your boi kiss is still dead

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So good sucking (You)

>>68703631
I know right? One of two best McD burgers: this and GCB

xhamster>>>xvideos

>>68703576
anyone pls??? i need your help lad

>>68703777
shemaletubevideos >>>>>> all
my favourite tranny is ts filipina
i imagine one of pinoy poster here is her

>>68703822
Okay???

>>68703822
>her

>>68703777
>>68703822
exhentai >> anything
3dpd >>>/trash/

>>68703822

i exclusively masturbate to malay tudung vids

>>68703949
i am noob everytime i open the link i get picture of panda

>>68703928
gender is determined by what is between your ears, not between your two legs

>>68704085
hhmmmmm

>>68704085
No wonder they call us Malesbian. You need to go back to China Chang.

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GAME KA NA BA?

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I ate steak for lunch :3

>>68704173
i want to fuck your hairy brown malay ass and my cum will be a pendatang in your anus

>>68704219
manganndang kandang jaran

>>68704251
WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE BEEFS LOL

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>>68704338
Wow...how rude. Too bad you will never be able to savor the taste of a medium ribeye steak seasoned with salt and pepper

>>68703285
Yeah muthafucka

>>68703982
Hell yes

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public humiliation for indon from thai mistress tomorrow

>>68704274
opps meant for >>68704194 hehe wink wink <(~. ~)>

>>68704520
Too bad pendatang. Now Succ my cock

thanks rain

>tfw convention in 8 hours
>can't sleep
send help

>>68704785
start by looking away from your screen

>>68704785
masturbate

>>68704851
post feet

>>68704785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWurH577RtU

>>68705076
jahat beud
i gave you a lullaby

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>>68704998

go to sleep Malay anon..tomorrow got to wake up early to go to Sunway or Midvalley to enrich Chinese overlord

esok cuti la kau neet apa tahu

>>68705315
i'm chink anon, don't assume my race with something gross
ewwww
*wash hand with clean chinese holy water and soap imported from japan*

still, goodnight

>>68705386
ngelawak gan?

>>68705407
Kalau da xsuka p belah la

>>68705533
le ebin self hating maymay

hehehe

ah im so wet

goodnight

gabi sa ikaw rin tsong

Terlalu indah dilupakan

Terlalu sedih dikenangkan

indon girls preferences:

khai bahar >>>>> bule > gook >>>> indon

>>68705812
Same

>>68706194
t. tkw yang hobi smule

>>68706243
t. ebiet g ade

Selamat malam semua

>>68706383
t. amy search

>>68706424
t. franky sihombing

>>68706450
t. saleem iklim

>>68706478
t. tegar ku yang dulu bukanlah yang sekarang dulu ditendang sekarang ku disayang

>>68706549
t. too phat

>>68706618
t. mamet aadc

>>68706650
t. raihan

Let's watch a filem?

>>68706737
Desolasi?
Interchange?
Moana?

>>68706737
hari minggu nonton rogue one di golden screen cinemas kl

Nevermind, you guys are too stupid watch it hahaha

>>68706896
sok pinter lu
nonton bokep aja nanyain jalan ceritanya

>>68706896
t. ah beng rambut karat

yah udah pada tidur yak?

KU
RINDU
UNTUK
BERCUMBU

huhu

Question to foreign friends but specially to flipfags

is it legal to carry pocket knives here in the philippines? say around 4 inch max for the blade itself? and for foreign friends, is it legal in yours?

all these assuming that you got frisked and they saw you with that pocket knife?

COCK

>>68708765
A DOODLE

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>>68708524
I think it's illegal everywhere but you need to be smart about if. If you're carrying a kerambit you're definitely in trouble if got caught but you can carry a swiss army knife and give excuses about convenience etc.

>>68708877
Sorry anon, I actually meant Foldables instead of Full tang knives like a karambit with sheaths.

Knives for EDC i mean, apologies

>>68708956
Still according to law it's illegal here. Depends on how you can give good excuse if you're caught with one.

Act 357

1. Any knife, sometimes known as a “flick knife”, which has a blade which opens automatically by hand pressure applied to a button, spring or other device in or attached to the handle of the knife.

2. Any knife, sometimes known as a “gravity knife”, which has a blade which is released from the handle or sheath thereof by the force of gravity or the application of centrifugal force and which, when released, is locked in place by means of a button, spring, lever or other device.

3. Any whip manufactured from bicycle or motor cycle chains, or from any
similar kind of chainwork.

4. All kinds of knuckleduster.

5. Any blade or other instrument attached to or forming part of a bicycle pump, metal-pipe or stick, and concealed therein, which is capable of being used for cutting or stabbing.

6. Any knife-like instrument with three sharp edges and a sharp pointed tip,
sometimes known as a “bearing-scraper”.

7. Any small axe normally used as a weapon and commonly known as “kapak kecil”.

8. Any sword, kris, parang or other knife which on any part of it is written,
embossed, inscribed with or which otherwise bears any verse, word or character connected with or relating to any religion or belief.

9. Any sword or parang which is normally meant to be used as a weapon and not
as an agricultural implement or household or garden tool.

10. Any spear or spearhead.

11. Any cross bow.

12. Any Patrolite, Stun Gun, Taser, Control Club or any such similar instrument, device or equipment operated by battery or electricity or any form of power.

>>68709306
I see. but getting in trouble would be pushing it doesnt it? Like the worst case that would happen if you get caught with one is theyll confiscate the knife instead of actually giving you a criminal offense?

>>68709407
Just don't be caught during gang fight or be a suspect in armed robbery. I think that's all that matter, other than that they're just gonna confiscate it.

>>68709542
Thanks mate, i guess its pretty much the same in aus i guess

bangun gan

subuh wahai anak-anak ku

biasa kalau budak gmi memang jahil

>>68712997
Dah

I want a flat and short SEA gf
I didn't realize this until one got hired at my job
She's such a qtpa2t

We're currently hiring

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I AM AWAKE

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It's time to wake up, lads

>>68715254
Already am

Selamat Pagi

Salamat pogi

Selamat pagi
>tfw con in 2 hours
P A N I C

>>68715916
Con?

>>68715937
Comic Con

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>>68715937
anime convention

>>68715984
What do you even do there?

Selamat pagi guyysss, fap fap fap

>>68716158
circlejerk about which anime characters we want to fuck

>>68696453
Greeting from /cum/, who is this semon demon?

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>>68699912
That picture on the center is not Malay, but Javanese Gajah Mada, and its incorrect, we do wear uniforms in combat, the developer probably adopt it from some Wayang costume

>>68699946
>implying we will let some java fuck rule over Sumatra, Kalimantan, Sulawesi or Papua for life
But we do rule Indonesia anon, just as it always been before dutch came, Indonesia is a Javanese country

>>68700057
butt hurt tribal minorities don't have tradition left like >>68700162

>>68716865
Its a boy pucci, ready for harvest

new thread?

/asean/ is gay. And I am straight

I am LITERALLY me