/brit/

/jolines/

>>68677765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACokM8ybgnw

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>>68677740

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>I listen to Joe Rogan

the peruano ajajaja...no hoja

>>68677816
Amazes me how people can talk on and on about such simple topics while I can barely hold a conversation for longer than 2 sentences because I'm constantly thinking of what to say

bought a load of chicken from the paki shop in honour of bossman

>realised I might have loads of holiday left

fuck sakes, how'd you reckon they'll take it if I ask for all of next week off when I get in tomorrow? looool

>auscucks desperate for the BRITISH COCK and their ""culture""
>despite being thousands of kilometres away, AND having a cuckstamp on your flag

absolutely HOWLING lads

you'd think they'd make their own culture, but no

Must be the lack of a certain family influence, uncles in particular

>>68677890
it's christmas no one does anything anyway

How you managed to go through your entire life and never have ANY kind of casual sex fucking blows me away. I cant be the only normal dude on /brit/ that finds this almost unbelievable to read about on a daily basis here.

when you get a chick over, she doesn't care wtf you do, shes there to fuck. easiest way is to just put some bullshit tv on and immediately make a move on her when you get to your couch

thinking things out this thoroughly must drive you crazy, you gotta stop. if youre truly this clueless, get on POF and get some rando over to your house to bang. you can do it.

none of this is even 1% as complicated as you probably think it is.

>>68677869

it's easy when you don't think much

what you say ack

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>>68677765
>2 years

>>68677933
syn

>>68677824
FUCK OFF

Fucking polar bears, bastards, wont be donating any money to them for attacking poor pupper, let them go extinct i say

>>68677916
t. virgin

>>68677921
Whenever anyone talks about something I'm just like "ah" or "haha, yeah" and my mind goes blank

erm, excuse me lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/11884293

http://www.strawpoll.me/11884293

http://www.strawpoll.me/11884293

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>>68677816
When is this fucking fuck going to have Sam Hyde on

>>68677869
also this

>>68677916
I'm just quite antisocial desu.

>being forced back onto anti psychotics
>just found out a project I've been working on for 6 months is technically illegal to own, use or distribute
>best friend of 18 years told me his gf hates me and said he can't speak to me anymore so he's cut all contact
well this is nice

*commands*

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>boss:"anon i need you to do the 6 o'clock shift"
>me:"6am or pm?"
>boss:"am"
>mfw
fuck the royal mail lads

>>68677916
It's very fucking easy if you are introverted, never had any females in your circles and live with your parents

>>68678004
>>just found out a project I've been working on for 6 months is technically illegal to own, use or distribute
elab'

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>you will NEVER be a neolithic pastoralist, shaping the earth to your will, raising sweet crops out of the rich black earth
>you will NEVER develop huge pulling muscles from eating natural food that isn't pumped full of xenoestrogens
NOT happy

>>68678026
working the 6am shift tomorrow too lad

finished at 7pm today. fucking sick of it

Really worried I'll never get a job, a gf or move out

>when he doesn't browse /ck/

looool

>>68678082
CucKing?

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>>68677916
OOoohh! yankee-san so wise ~~uggu
please teach us Onii-chan

>>68678099
howling at this image

>>68678067
homebrewing jenkem

>>68678067
so it's a tool to keep data safe from hackers and thieves but because of how it functions it's illegal in countries with mandatory key disclosure laws

>shitposted on 4chan since I was 14
>was homeschooled until uni
>realised on my first day that I'm actually a normie
lads, there aren't word in existence that can do justice to this feel

im a hardcore nihilist

>>68678004
>just found out a project I've been working on for 6 months is technically illegal to own, use or distribute
sounds j00cy
was it an EMP pulse generator?

>>68678109
hope you don't mind if I save this image

I feel the same,
I just found out that white bears' diet was mainly of seals since this >>68499640

>>68678161
no see >>68678121

>>68678026
I'll send some mail down your ends senpai

>>68678124
>tfw I'm a pseudo-normie

too normie for nerds, too abnormie for normies

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Post pics of your setup.

Big fan of Riesling lads


>>68678124
Homeschooling is literally DIY autism.

*ends slavery*

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>>68678124
>was homeschooled
just fuck my social life up mum and dad

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>>68678198

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>>68678198

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>>68678099
>>68678099

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>plain digestives > chocolate biccies

alpha and omega are kin. Both have heard "sir, do we need to call security?"
the beta never has and never will hear this

>>68678221
for what reason?

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>dick and chips

think I'm having a stroke

alana and courtney in the apprentice final

fuck off you should've watched it when it was on

*takes a swing*

>>68678124
so I assume you'll be fucking off then?

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FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

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scientific dogma lasts about one generation
political dogma about 3-4 generations
religious dogma 100+ generations

>>68678272
are either of them fit?

>>68678256
>sir, do we need to call security?
don't get it

>>68678296
quite frankly view any brit who leaves as a nonce or runt

hmmm might sniff gear at the pub tomorrow it's been a few months

might just wait until christmas eve though

>>68678109
Its pasta you melt

>>68678081
Have you ever had a job at any time?

>anon, if any of my friends see us sitting like this they'll think I have a new boyfriend!
Shut the fuck up bitch. If the best you'll do is phish like that, then you can way n fuk.

got an 8.30 res at dorsia

>>68678262
loks really dark...weird.

Either black pudding (but looks light for that, and would e quite unpleasant), or sausage-shaped haggis.

or a beef/venison sausage, but that seems even more unlikely.

Anyone got a clue?

>>68677765
Hey Squidward look! We forgot to change the "closed" sign to "open"! It's almost like we could've taken the whole day off! HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

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>why yes, i listen to the smiths, mbv and joy division. thanks for asking so i could tell you about my patrician music taste.

I dislike foreign folk.

>>68678275
*ducks*
*hits you in the ribs*
heh... nuthin personnel

>>68678302
3 fit birds got fired
alana is a shy thicc qt
courtney is male

>>68678321
>getting on it at a pub
top runt

when you introduce yourself to a woman should you shake their hand?

>>68678300
that are Soph?

Dorsia on Friday night? How'd he swing that?

>>68678357
Foreign folk can be fun, but I find I enjoy indie folk the most.

>>68678375
did this once and it felt really autistic

>>68678375
only in a professional setting really

either nothing physical or a kiss on one cheek if they're that type.

>>68678357
english folk can be pretty dry
desu a lot of the folk tradition has been neglected.

GREAT sea urchin ceviche

hard times breed gallant men
gallant men breed good times
good times breed weak mean
weak men breed bad times

>>68678375

i wouldn't

Top 10 The Beatles songs:

1. Helter Skelter
2. Come Together
3. We Can Work It Out
4. Magical Mystery Tour
5. While My Guitar Gently Weeps
6. Something
7. Hello Goodbye
8. Help!
9. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
10. Hey Jude

>>68678375
Yes, to check for rings and fake nails.

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>last time I talked to a girl who wasn't a cashier was 12 years ago

don't trust people who don't stroke their nipples when wanking

better the devil you know than the devil you dont right?

>>68678421
your day was boring

I imagine last night was more interesting

>>68678313
he's saying that acting like a nigger or creep and being daring or socially inept enough to do some stupid shit is good, i think

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>mfw mr.goldberg actually expects me to work a shift I didn't sign up for
the fucking nerve of some people

>>68678195
I reckon I fall into this category actually, although I have a gf and friends

>>68678283
wish I could

>>68678221
>>68678204
after 5 years of 4chan shitposting and being homeschooled I should have been hopeless

yet I just did the "just b urself" and slotted into a friends group on my first day

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>Canadians fighting ITT

>>68678425

> or a kiss on one cheek if they're that type.

autism

>>68678473
Did I say you could talk?

don't trust people who don't drip hot wax on their bollocks when wanking

>>68678372
abnormie freak
it's not a shit pub either has a dj with choons and last orders ain't til 1

bit mad when you think about women who support abortions

i mean the woman is basically saying "im a strong woman who if i get knocked up will allow a man in a white coat to go poking around my minge and pull an unborn child out of it"

mad isn't it

>>68678375

If I'm expected to do anything it's usually a kiss on the cheek, was really taken back when I made an Austrian friend and she went in for a kiss on both cheeks.

>>68678460
not sure how i feel about this gimmick

but yes i believe it was, not that i remember much of it

>One of my moles has grown considerably
>Started to get quite sore months ago
>Went to the doctor, who is usually quite reluctant to say anything is wrong
>She immediately said I need to go to hospital for an urgent appointment
>Hospital rang me the very same day with an appointment before New Year

Am I fucked lads?

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>>68678375
>not instantly impregnating them

imagine getting thrown on glass, barbed wire, nails and tacks in front of 100 hillbillies for a tiny paycheck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps0NJ2Sq8D4

>>68678521
it's just gas

>>68678503
kek mate my local last call is 3am and they don't have a shitty fucking dj either

>>68678521
You should make peace, anon.

>>68678495
fuck you and fuck your letters goldburg

>>68678503
>it's not a shit pub either has a dj with choons and last orders ain't til 1
fair enough, not as runtish as I thought. Thought you were on about getting cokey down the frog and toad with Daz the plumber

reckon Andrea Arnold has a piss fetish

>>68678521
make sure you find god before the end

>>68678560
>Brummite

my god

>>68678491
'no'

you clearly have never associated with upper class women.

>>68678501
need to try this

I had a mate who used to prepare a bowl of ice cold water and dunk his bollocks in it the moment of ejaculation, said it made the sensation 100x better.

>>68678512
I think they have pills for abortions most of the time. No surgery required.

>>68678512
Anyone that supports the murder of children doesn't deserve the rest of their rights, in my honest opinion (imho).

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>>68678456
>not spending all your wages on calling babestation slags every night

>>68678382
autism

>>68678512

haha imagine getting raped or accidentally getting preggers when you used a condom and don't want to ruin your life at such a young age haha

>>68678521
If you have cancer then try to take out George Soros before you go.

That's my plan.

>>68678586
>>68678557
>>68678552
Ah, crap.

Goodbye lads.

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>7 days to live and you're given 10,000 to live it up

What do you do?

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tfw

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Here I have 2 £20 notes. The one on the left has been through a shit time, been abused and just a complete mess. The one on the right is straight & crisp, not touched.
Answer me this.... is the one on the left worth less than the one on the right???

Moral of the story. Don't let anyone put you down just because you've been through a tough time. We are ALL equal. We are worth the same value. We just have perfect imperfections which make us who we are!

>>68678521
>tfw got a mole that's bigger than a 5p on my foot
>tfw it's been there for over a decade
>tfw it hits pretty much every single "you have cancer" sign except for pain and itchiness
>tfw could NOT be fucked going to get it checked
Still not dead, so I think I'm alright.

>>68678596
autismcall

>>68678631
kill myself

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>>68678606

right lads I'm not racist BUT I'm against them being in our country

god is real - god put us on different countries with no natural way to cross to another country, he clearly wanted us to stay apart

god isn't real - it's fucking dumb to spend millions if not billions of years evolving to one specific climate just to move to another one

>>68678631
10,000 of what? Pounds?

£10k is fucking nothing, I have £170k in various assets and I'm still poor as fuck.

>>68678643
yeah but machines won't accept the one on the left and it's more prone to tear...

>>68678631

>7 days

not enough to do anything, prolly just buy a shiny new comp to shitpost on the 'chon with

>>68678512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF_4BbZpdww

She's had at least 5 abortions
She has 1 kid

>>68678631
No clue. 7 days isnt very long so I wouldn't travel.

>>68678693
of course you do

a girl at work invited me to join their crowd for lunches. how do I approach them ? how do I approach them? bearing in mind we might now have the same lunch hour and we don't even work in the same team

bought my mum a 300 pound coffee table for christmas and regretting it now haha x

poop fart

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>>68678693
>I have £170k in various assets and I'm still poor as fuck.

>>68678643
Depends. Are there any marks or cuts on the wrinkled one? If so, it could be worthless.

>>68678643
>Here I have 2 £20 notes. The one on the left is the Scottish one. The one on the right is straight & crisp, not touched.
>Answer me this.... is the one on the left worth less than the one on the right???
>Moral of the story. Don't let anyone put you down just because you're Scottish. We are ALL equal. We are worth the same value. We just have perfect imperfections which make us who we are!

>>68678716
>designated lunch hours

lmao

>tfw not fat, just big boned

>>68678631
droogs
lots of droogs

>>68678716
you walk up and say hello you mong. youve been invited. are you really that autistic?

>>68678631
Go home and visit the senpai and friends for a massive meal/piss up, then get some serious gear in and go on a bender in London, Berlin, and somewhere else.

Top myself in some fun/dramatic way on the last day waheyeyyyy

>>68678579
wee is objectively the best fetish

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>>tfw not fat, just big boned

>>68678752
except the bone that matters

heh

>>68678521
Got the same thing on my back, lad. Missus used to check it in the shower for me, but then she shagged a black lad and fucked off. It's getting big and angry and i'm hoping it kills me just so I can blame it on her not being around to check it.

>>68678787
thicc

>>68678783
good taste my pedigree chum

>>68678787
looks strong as fuck ngl

Just finally jumped on a cycle and I'm absolutely loving it.

Fuckin sick, I'm repping 225 for sets of 20 and literally all I want to do is go to the gym and fuck my girlfriend. Highly recommend and I should have done it waaay sooner

>>68678611
haha imagine making a mistake and dealing with consequences haha imagine murdering a child, snuffing out its entire existence, every person it may have spoken to, touched and loved, just cus it'll inconvenience u haha

>>68678746
can you take lunch at time between 9-5?

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>>68678783
*big knees

>>68678829
yes

>>68678631
Repay my parents, buy alcohol, go to high class prozzies, donate the rest to charity.

>>68678820
Never gonna make it :)

>>68678761
>Hello you mongs
*everyone just stares blankly at him
>h-haha mind if I, may I sit haha?

>>68678783
agreed. that's why I like fish tank and yank honey

>>68678820
not about that life 2bh

way too sophisticated

need a brown gf

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>>68678831
I mean goddamn

>>68678807

is no topic on this site safe from the cuckold meme?

>>68678868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov3NTe8zTTY

>>68678890
flag checks out

>>68678842
how? what do you do and where do you work?

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>need a brown gf

>>68678914
because i don't work in a call centre/some other runt factory

>>68678894
It's not a meme. She did actually cheat on me with a black lad whilst she was at university.

miscenegation is good

ethnonationalism is infantile

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>>68678890
you are the gf now

>>68678015
*obeys*

>>68678825

haha its wrong to flush out a tiny blob of non-sentient DNA but we're fine with slaughtering living breathing animals on a mass scale every day to satisfy a never ending greed haha

>>68678957
t. adbullah muhammad

>>68678929
That woman isn't even white.

>>68678693
Think you meant ¥170k

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>>68678969
haha just a cluster of cells like lmao omg

>>68678957
What's next? Once we're all ligth brown with asian eyes, will we have to reproduce with aliens?

>No.68678491
>he is unaware of continental european greets.

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need a hijab or shayla gf

>>68678976
actually rasheed would disagree with me (although pretend otherwise)

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lads

>>68679049
what about a world where there is no violence at all

>>68679043

the Chador looks comfy

>>68679043
chador looks comfy af

>>68679033
That's not how genetics work

>>68679049
bit sexist

>>68679089
bit sexist

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>aha its wrong to flush out a tiny blob of non-sentient DNA but we're fine with slaughtering living breathing animals on a mass scale every day to satisfy a never ending greed haha

There is only one God and his name is Abu Hajaar

>>68679091
>>68679095

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-politics-38326171
>Give farmers free money for burning wood for no use
>Make people from England pay the 400 million for it
Hmm...well played

Business idea: replace the term 'fetich' with 'sex meme'

>>68679043
NIQAB
I
Q
A
B

>>68678631
buy a time machine to go 7 days into the future

>>68678934
what do you do? need career ideas desu . problem is nobody talks about what they do. it's like people are scared others will take their job . i assure you i won't because I'm pathetic. you don't need to worry

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Who is the most emplyable?

>>68679049
Also #refugeeswelcome btw

>>68679096
says the guy who thinks nations with tens of millions of individual need to breed with outsiders

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Personally find this inquiry intriguing having conducted research on human sexuality. Men are completely different from women when it comes to sexuality/sexual stimulation. We specifically examined what attributes average males found stimulating sexually. Pointedly meaning sexually stimulating as opposed to whom would be accepted with mum. The findings were solid and ran along ethnic lines. When it came to White males, they consistently found brown skin- not black skin but brown skin to be the most attractive. Long hair, dark hair, dark eyes also topped the list. Interestingly enough that hair and even footwear seemed to make a difference. But when we eliminated factors such as clothes, accents, etc. and focused on physical attributes that affect sexual stimulation it tended to remove the fetish factor that is responsible for these studies to vary. We also used objective measures mostly the holy trinity - increase in heartbeat, blood pressure and an erection.

The attributes that elicited the strongest stimulation may catch you by suprise. on size yes it does matter but this will surprise you. White men prefer short and petite women. Which may be why asian women have been the classic turn on for the boomers as Indian women had not come of notice with American film at that time. Its no surprise that White men tend to be "breast men" and which is probably why the top three stimulating attributes are width of areola, contrast between areola/nipple and overall skin tone and size of breasts compared to overall frame of body. So it makes sense that White men would find Indian women attractive because the latter two prevail in that ethnicity. Now that Indian women are in Hollywood as the question mentions, White men around the world are getting introduced to the women that have the key elements of their sexual attraction.


>scientific proof that brown girls are superior

>>68679148
software engineering autism

>>68679155
>emplyable

>>68677916
>when you get a chick over

This is the bit which usually fucks me tb h

>>68679155

post their CVs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB292TsqVkk

>>68679132
This is what I hate most about politics here. The DUP are absolute SPACKERS but they're the only ones who represent the conservative cultural values that most of Northern Ireland still holds.

>>68679155
lukas

>>68679155
the left obviously

All other things being equal I would assume that she is more likely to have good english skills (due to the name), and more likely to fit in with colleagues (due to not being mentally ill and/or strongly religious).

Am I a bigot?

>>68679155
the one who is still Lukas regardless of what he did to his body because transgenderism isn't real . just as long he didn't convert to islam

>When it came to White males, they consistently found brown skin- not black skin but brown skin to be the most attractive. Long hair, dark hair, dark eyes also topped the list

me

>>68678612

soros is the good guy>>68678612

>>68679029

haha in some rare occasions the mother tragically has to have a late abortion because her health is at risk, let's act like 99% of abortions don't happen within the first couple of weeks lmfao xD

>>68679198
>americans

>>68679236
it should never happen

>absolute SPACKERS
>only ones who represent the conservative cultural values

coincidence? or????????????

>>68679236
>haha it's okay to murder babies if you do it quickly

Anyone else have a kid here?

>>68679253

even if the female was raped? or if the mum can't provide a good childhood for the so-called "cluster of cells"?

don't be silly

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>to dumb for linux

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Jesus give me mercy, the BBC is going all–out in it's attempt to be the U.K.'s branch of AMC (Aleppo's media–centre) or the ««««Moderate Opposition»»»».

'm glad I don't fund it, but I'm clueless if R.T.É. is doing the same as I never watch it.

>>68679231
the jews sure did a number on you

Bossman I want 4 wings and chips yeah

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>>68679326
the (((BBC))) must fall, simple as that

>>68679253
>>68679280

haha I totally condemn late abortion in all instances online but if my sister/mother/daughter was going to die if she gave birth I wouldn't choose the unborn baby over them loool

>>68679234
t. Alex Soros

>>68679325
I use Ubuntu. It's fine for people like us.

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>>68679335
>no strip burger

>Allepo is a tragic, brutal war crime
>Mosul? Nothing to see here kids :)

>>68678969
I'd have less issues with abortion if it was done AFTER birth and the parents had to see it

>>68679334
actually i am a jew

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this is my workout plan

>>68679320
adoption (even if it's a pickaninny)

>>68679335
4 pound 70

>>68679326
based radical centrists at the beeb

>>68679393
good lad

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>>68679385

>>68679326
The entire media is at it, fella. And they're not even making any effort to source their info. Any shit on Twitter is being commented on.

>>68679363
stop projecting

>>68679392
bump reps up to 10 for hypertrophy

watching some naked ash bum wobble around

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57f109dcde199&t=1050

>>68679397

Adoption is not always the best way out. Some are lucky, but those who are not may end up dreaming of going back to their orphanage and having no family at all.

love a good abortion me

>>68679419
i wish i was this guy

>>68679385
((((((((((((((((You))))))))))))))))))))

>>68679206
VERY surprised this isn't all over national news tbqh, you'd think there would be some outrage over the fact that people from all over the uk are paying 400 mill for some culchies to make fucking bonfires

still never made a better post than that time I predicted the new.
doubt I ever will.
may as well just end it here

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>>68679029

>>68679419
nurnberg trials best day of my life

>>68679392
I'd replace bb rows with power cleans+dumbell rows myself.

alright lads

really nice girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmslDqdsJ8s

>>68679363
Both my mum and my sister are staunchly anti-abortion. My sister even believes women should be punished for seeking one. My mum actually did almost die giving birth to my sister and she said doesn't regret it at all. She was also told if she gets pregnant again, she'll die, so she stopped getting pregnant.

It's almost like pregnancy is 100% preventable or something.

>>68679392
i like it, might do something similar myself

Just started out really, friend got me on a brosplit but I really enjoy and feel the effect of compound lifts more.

plus 3 days is more realistic for me.

>>68679461
>vile coalburning essex slag with arse and tit implants

nah lad

>>68679461
buttocks =/= bum hole


learn biology

>>68679497
fuck you jew

my "strategy" is basically:

(On the dance floor)
>Be shitfaced so that social anxiety goes away
>awkwardly jump around and dance with my friends
>slowly and "innocently" try and move over to grinding on the girls next to and around me
>if fail, go back to dancing with my mates

In the bar
>Be shitfaced so that social anxiety goes away
>Find a girl that does not look too threatining (preferably small group of 1-3 girls)
>Go up and say crack some shitty self-depricating joke or just tell her shes cute
>talk about w/e

do this mostly every friday and saturday 6-7 times a month

get laid about 1-3 times a month

power cleans are a waste of time

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Do you reckon Jesus actually went round proclaiming himself to be the Son of God or do you think his disciples just proclaimed it?

>>68679461
>fake tits

you posting from the early 2000s or something? oh my dayz pham.

>>68679568
He made the skies bleed

Only the BBC would promote Lenny Henry as some sort of national treasure.

what will rorke scapegoat when we only have private health insurance and commercial media?

>>68679536
literally one of the best exercises for training explosiveness+upper back mass

>>68679398
A whole four pounds you know? This shit best be good you get me

>>68679516
>implying you wouldn't instantly cum in your pants if she spat on you
sure thing m8

>>68679520
>buttocks = part of the bum
look like you need to learn it yourself

>>68679530
self deprecating movies sometimes seem like genuine self loathing and therefore socially akward, especially from an /int/ autismo

>>68679587

Sir Lenny Henry, to you

how come nothing ever goes right

>>68679588
foreigners
all the foreigners

It's normal to take a cozy book and just go and sit in the pub with a few pints,right? Might make it my thing.

any grime man in?

>>68679606
Im charismatic though. just not particularly handsome

>>68679507

Of course pregnancy is usually preventable but once you're pregnant and can't give the child a decent life why would you not opt for the abortion? just seems like the rational choice at that point (to me)

can you guys take the exercise talk to /fit/? this thread's for discussion of british culture and i think most of us here have grown out of lifting weights

>>68679596
except most people are spastic and do then wrong

they're an exercise which should receive a lot more caution about proper form than they receive

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>>68679470
Goebbels was based

cannot see the point of living without a blue eyed blonde or ginger wife

>>68679568
obviously he did. he was a crazy guy like David Miscavige except following the rasheed line instead of the rorke one because that was taken by the romans

>>68679602
Just because your standards are in the fucking gutter, don't assume everyone else's are

>>68679642
i'm the opposite :)

>>68679568
desu the bible is pretty inspecific
in some books he directly claims to be the son of god literally, in others he makes more vague claims akin to some Eastern "we are all Atman/God" stuff

this is why we don't take single phrases at face value

>>68679584
Most professional models have fake tits. If you don't like implants, maybe men would be more your thing

>>68679648
>Grown out of lifting

yeah horizontally you fat cunt

>>68679568
>Before Abraham was, I am
>Anyone who has seen me has seen the Father... Don’t you believe that I am in the Father, and that the Father is in me?

>>68679645
>usually
Pregnancy is 100% preventable.

>>68679507

Not every single person is told in advance that they could die from it, you could be having a healthy pregnancy and then BAM, you're told it's you or the baby, the state shouldn't get to decide on who's life is more valuable.

>>68679642
I'm half and half.

>>68679634
and when we no longer have to take them from eu?

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>Goebbels was based

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>>68679648

brits are the most POWERFUL race on earth

>>68679613
I do not recognise Orders of the British Empire

>>68679642
oh gud, in my experience charisma is even more important than looks

>>68679648
>i think most of us here have grown out of lifting weights
the only thing you've grown out of is your fifth waist size this year

>>68679679
>lifting weights makes you skinny

a whole lot of fucking normaltons in here


can't wait until more of the virgins wake up

>>68679636
You can do it but I will judge you.

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>grown out of lifting weights

unironically pro life and wouldn't protest if trump banned abortion

>>68679684

not if you get raped?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11880598
http://www.strawpoll.me/11880598
http://www.strawpoll.me/11880598

>>68679642
absolutely howl at people who claim to be charismatic

>>68679602
there is no bum hole in that video. reporting you to the Advertising Standards Authority

>>68679701
all the Brits who look like foreigners

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NEWFOUNDLAAAAAD

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>>68679675
>If you don't like implants, maybe men would be more your thing

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>>Goebbels was based

>>68679685
Even Northern Ireland allows abortion in the case of the mother's life being threatened.

Also, why should you be authorised to decide which life is the most important but others shouldn't be authorised?

People who are charismatic:
> The Chicken Connoisseur

People who are NOT charismatic:
> (You)

>>68679652
>hates racism
>based

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>>68679660
Yeah, I'm sure you could do much better than a professional model mr /brit/ poster

>>68679709
bet he could lift a brick shithouse

>>68679638
ye bruv
https://youtu.be/Z6rehNeLrU0

>>68679675
this isn't true though. Utter mong.

>embedded webms don't close like pics when you click on them and you have to press the close button

reeeeeee fix this

>abortion debate

ITT: we pretend it's 2008

Crep check lads