banjo juice tits edition
get in here fags
this edition isnt your mans and is better.
>>68492517
this is now a seal thread
>>68492495
it was quite a few years ago so my memory of it is hazy (it was also traumatizing)
basically i was fishing and had to take a shit, try to lean off the boat, ended up tipping it over and a fish hook happened to snack right into my butthole
>>68492517
Who is this? She's nice as fuck
>>68493608
Ummm... how would you know how nice she is if you don't know her? ?
>>68493608
https://www.instagram.com/tara.yazdi/
>>68492517
>banjo juice tits
nice! I am a banjo champion!
>>68492685
*kisses you*
>>68497379
yowza
emma
>I'm proud of my substance abuse
>>68494202
>yazdi
she arab?
>I can't tell the difference between one-off goons tampering trying to influence the election versus state sponsored hacking
>>68497342
>1/3 to 1/2 the teams are America related
>only Rate me and Yuros have ever won
HOW?
>I'm so insecure I d
ouble post
>>68492685
>I fuck up my greentexting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5wtKsD_cl4
>>68497388
Pass
>tfw you realize you were born too late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA
>I haven't gotten trips in this thread
So uh... Bajachan...
What was with all that nudes talk the other night?
>>68497462
honestly life is still like this, you just have to be an outgoing character and get others to look up from their phones
few weeks ago I chatted up everyone in subway and got everyone conversing. good time
>I think getting trips defines a mans worth
>>68497491
oh not that, I was talking about the orange slurpee
i never see that anymore, only coke and cherry
>I bring up trips and then get defensive when they're mentioned
>>68497388
OC:William
Description:soft lucious cheeks,lips like a couch
Wears:Leather jacket,dark clothes,fingerless gloves,tight jeans that barely ft,no underwear
Hair:reverse mohawk,red and lavender streaks across both sides
Wounds:scar on the left tibia
Shoes:webbed toe shoes
he's also very pretty
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>68497485
That's a secret.
Have a good night, /cum/
See you later!
>>68497507
fucking louisiana lmao
>>68497525
me on the left
>>68497531
fuck off, me on the left
>a couple of bydlos supposedly had more influence on the election than the entire MSM, democratic party, Hollywood, global elites like soros, and the Clinton machine
Really makes you think.
>>68497543
>California flag
>louisiana
"no"
>>68497531
>>68497552
Fuck off, it's me.
>>68497552
*kills you*
*it was only a hologram*
heh
>>68497525
Disappointing lewd post.
Goodnight.
>>68497441
Poor Greenland
>I bully smaller states for no reason
*pulls out twin katanas and starts to spin*
*cuts off both ur heads*
Psssssh......
>2 AM
aaaAAAAAA kill me I've been here since 10 """"""""""studying""""""""""
>>68497550
I mean you seem pretty set in your opinions and should go to /pol/ to be a chatty kathy about that shit, but you have to at least respect the wealth and influence of the russian government. they're not total idiots
>>68497578
>he's not done with finals
>>68497559
William:*Do absolutely nothing*
>my state has less than 30,000,000 people living in it
>>68497550
How can she slap :thinking" ?
>>68497576
Heh...that was just a hologram...
>>68497578
You'll get it done but, Ill start in a few hours
>>68492517
>>68497428
>tfw no clingy qt with fat tits that always wants me to squeeze her pillowtits
End my life /cum/
Is it weird that I find footjobs hot as hell but don't actually like feet on their own?
>I live outside of the west coast and south of Lodi, California
>>68497596
comfy as fuck
>>68497604
*William travels through time and finds you*
>>68497596
D-Does all of Canada count?
>I live south of Elk Grove, California
>>68497632
There's no way you'll be able to find him, anon. No one has. He's the Zodiac Killer...
>California? Yeah bro, that's home for me!
thank god these people broke off from the confederate states of america and joined the union
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUIapa-U0bY
>>68497580
The only total idiots are the ones who don't come to terms with the fact that Clinton was the worst candidate in decades and blame russia for her corruption, terrible campaign, primary rigging, war mongering and anti US policies.
>my country's population and GDP is lower than that of California
>I don't live in the southside of Shreveport, Louisiana where Burger King, the gym, the gas station, and the liqueur store are all 1 minute away
>You know man, fuck California. I'd rather live in a small state on the East Coast. It's just so much cozier and comfier there with the smaller population.
>>68497658
to be fair you ARE from the west coast
>>68497662
jesus man, >>>/pol/
there for a reason.
>>68497654
*William becomes a dinosaur and launches a tomahawk missile in flames from north korea to his timeline*
anyone here ever live abroad at any point? i really want to leave the US but i'm not sure where to go.
>look at how big my state is reddit!
>>68497654
Dahnald, those allegations were never proven. I must now uhh... leave....
>>68497654
Heh...if he doesn't find me, I'll find him
why do only white people get down syndrome?
think im gonna read some man in the high castle then do a sleep
why are all these nip fucks obsessed with americana shit
>Pensylvanian education
>look how small my state is, ifunny!
>>68497698
I know a spic with down syndrome
>>68497693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJAwRTTRdKE
>>68497660
>implying you wouldn't want to live this way
This is a real life Trailer Park Boys, guys. How can you resist?
>>Pensylvanian education
>look at how gay my posts are 9gag!
>>68497697
*William stops time and plays madden moblie while william is cooking you*
>tiny box add-on to new york talking trash
>>68497684
Whatcha looking for bud?
>>68497684
I used to live in Ukraine.
>memey park boys
>>68497684
Come home white man.
But in all seriousness this is a good place to immigrate to, just avoid the shitholes.
i like all people equally, no matter what state you're from!
>>68497727
anywhere really but not in the west. something like south east asia or maybe even china. i'm looking for somewhere that isn't crazy expensive but isn't 3rd world either.
>you know man, I'm just not even going to pretend to be someone else for my fedora posts. I'm just going to say independent thoughts such as "Pensylvanian education" and "tiny box add-on to new york talking trash" and add a fedora picture
>>68497740
screw you swamp man
hate me just like I hate you
>New Yorks fucktoy
>New Yorks fat west coats cousin
>i like all people equally, no matter what state you're from!
>>68497756
*rhythmic clapping intensifies*
>>68497731
is that your native country?
>>68497738
i thought of that too, either mexico or brazil
>i like all people equally, no matter what state you're from!
>>68497756
>>New Yorks fucktoy
>>New Yorks fat west coats cousin
>fucking fatass dehydrated samurai sword on fire talking trash
>fucking Rhode Island doublestack talking trash
>>68497447
UH EXCUSE ME I think you mean Johnny Cash's COVER of "Hurt" by Trent Razner
What's going on itt?
how do we fix /cum/?
>>68497772
Yes
>>68497792
We summon a foreign country to aid us in our time of need.
>>68497792
more anime and emmaposting
>how do we fix /cum/?
>>68497749
>china
Bad idea, it's full of Chinese people.
>>68497790
nothing in particular
>what's going on itt?
>>68497792
ignore the name fags, chastize the gay and anime fag every now and then, and mow down the fedora. this thread was always shit with /int/ but it is getting worse by the day.
but I just go to other generals or just avoid them anyway.
>no real rebuttle
>>68497816
can I get a kiss?
>>68497790
>Tfw you realize your favorite band is actually just a pretentious whiny cunt and his friends (who are probably just in it for the cash)
>ignore the name fags, chastize the gay and anime fag every now and then, and mow down the fedora. this thread was always shit with /int/ but it is getting worse by the day.
>but I just go to other generals or just avoid them anyway.
>>68497772
Brasil has wacky seasons.
hehehe
>mow down the fedora
>>68497836
hee ho
>>68497822
only part of my body going near a man's face is my fist.
>>68497792
Stop replying to namefags and collectively stop using extra flags
>mow down the fedora
>only part of my body going near a man's face is my fist.
>>68497836
Samir my friend! How's it been?
>>68497836
Do a poo on the street with a timestamp drawn in the dirt with your finger
how many of these fedora do you even have, anon?
Shake It Off is a good song
What kind of beer do you like?
>>68497875
A couple hundred. I'm going to bed now, though.
>>68497888
Leinenkugel
Shock tops bretty gud too
>I think fedora posters are one person
>Shake It Off is a good song
>>68497890
me too
it is time for the powerful PA-CT-CA hat posting alliance to rest and rejuvenate
>>68497881
Shake It Out is better 2bh
>>68497888
I like an ice cold pale ale
>>68497882
Hmm
>>68497882
not bad desu
I fedorapost occasionally if someone says something off-the-wall retarded
>>68497888
I usually just stick with Miller High Life
cheap and solid taste
>>68497882
>>68497882
Leinenkugel
and blue moon
>I fedorapost occasionally if someone says something off-the-wall retarded
>I drink swillwater like Miller High Life
>>68497882
why do girls like fucking dogs so much?
>>68497835
thats ok with me. i'd rather be in asia. i like the lights and all the asian girls.
>>68497958
it reminds them of their place
>>68497929
>Miller High Life
>solid taste
Pick neither
>it reminds them of their place
>>68497972
NO PLEASE DELETE THIS
NO ONE CAN KNOW
>>68497980
t. woman
>>68497984
we all have diffrerent taste, but solid?
>t. Woman
>>68498003
it's like getting a big mac
it's not all that great tasting but it's reliable, you know?
>>68498003
Maybe he's just never tasted actual good beer before?
wtf
http://www.brendanfraser.com/
>>68498029
give an example
>>68498029
I do. If I have a family outing or want to drink all day, I'd buy the shittiest of beer since it is cheep and something to do. I understand fully, anon.
>>68498049
>>68498035
>http://www.brendanfraser.com/
i doubt he even knows it exists
>(he is an ardent world traveler who recently needed extra pages added to his passport
that hasn't been possible for a while.
>>68498075
wtf i want to fuck the president's daughter now
>>68498078
It hasnt been updated since 2001
>Only white men can be sexist toward white women.
>>68498035
>announcements
>2005
oh lord
>>68498081
look out your window
>>68498035
this shit depresses me every time I open it
>>68498049
Watch him put a totally original do not steal microbrewing beer that for fine gentleman.
Miller's fantastic if you plan on drinking a lot of it, original draft is much better IMO and light being absolute trash, i'd rather have a weizen bohemia but they are not cheap.
>>68498096
>paying oppression olympics any attention
>>68498008
t. dogfucker
where's the boipucci
>>68498112
I never even owned a dog, fag
RNH /cum/ is best /cum/ because most of the weebs are asleep
>>68498124
duh, they owned you
>>68498105
>microbrewing beer
my friend tried to pull that meme on me, shit was way too strong I don't get how people enjoy it
what are some images that really make you think?
>>68498116
Inside the barrel of a loaded gun
Check closely
>>68498132
this
>>68498126
that's NOT what I meant
>>68497882
Wish it had sound.
>>68498132
Ye, 4:00am EST is nice.
>say you're going to sleep
>no one says good night
fuck you too
>>68498151
>women
>being within 10ft of a steel beam
pick 1
>>68498151
>>68498151
>>68498169
>says goodnight
>doesn't actually go to bed
>>68498175
WTF?! I hate Trump now.
Thank god Angela has a better taste.
>>68498181
Hitomi is gr8
>>68498204
>Merkel loves kebab
This would explain a lot actually.
>>68498204
will she lose power this year? you guys get to vote soon right?
>>68498151
>>68498126
>deleted
>>68497882
>not deleted
>>68498223
now this really made me think
>>68498255
he's probably the janitor
>>68498204
The notorious hacker named Russia is going to hack her emails now and give them to wikileaks in their war on female leaders.
>>68498254
>Common Era
Goodnight /cum/
>>68498135
yep, i tasted 2 microbrewing beers and they were just awful, 1 was too strong mixed with fucking honey and the other one just tried to imitate a EU heavy dark beer.
If you actually want a good strong beer just go and buy a good belgian one, absolutely no reason to spin the wheel on microbrewing. People throw shit at bud, miller, xx because they are too light, nigga pls im trying to drink 20 of these a night not going to use a shitty ass beer with a steak when i can just simply open a wine bottle.
>>68498267
>tfw JAV women are hot but I can't watch it because it's fucking JAV
>>68498267
hot
>>68498280
>not being progressive
>being regressive
wahoo!
>>68498252
It's unlikely. The CDU "drifted to the right" again, and people will fall for this shit. She also said she won't raise the taxes etc. It's obviously just campaigning, but I have not much hope left for the people here. The AfD will maybe get something about 10%, which isn't too bad, but not enough to actually mess with the CDU. The thing is that all alternatives to Merkel (that aren't from the AfD) are even worse than her.
It's like deciding between prostate cancer and aids.
>>68498279
The funny thing is that they are even saying this shit already.
>>68498308
>Common Era
>nothing at all makes it Common
>chosen purely because Anno Domini isn't acceptable because "muh PC"
>>68498291
Oh boobs, you so funny
>>68498319
AIDS is better because it has a treatment. Prostate cancer has high risk of metastasis so treatment options are severely limited.
>>68498323
I can tolerate the whole squeaking, hissing noise nonsense but I can't enjoy non-white males and general weirdness. I have to look for the 1% with a white guy.
Bandora (almost Banjo)
>>68498352
But both suck. Therefore people will vote Merkel because she's AIDS, while a coalition of SPD-Left party and greens will likely be the ultimate end of germany as we know it.
Why do fat people sleep so much?
So the iPhone can't play WEBMs>
>>68498429
>owning an iphone
>>68498429
>iPhone
>>68498429
no shit, sherlock
>>68498441
>It's harder to self-insert in Western style porn for this reason.
I just kinda assumed it was because white people are 0.1% of Japan's population and nobody there cares about international exports.
>campbell's chunky soup
>not very chunky at all
>>68498492
this is illegal posting
>>68498489
>chunky soup
>Not being campbell's tomato soup master race
>>68498514
fuck off warhol
>>68498492
less images for webms
>>68498527
>hair
gross
installing Rosetta stone atm
I didnt pay for it
>>68498492
O-Oh thanks, sorry.
>>68498532
>>68498551
can i get a bite?
>>68498550
*punches you*
>>68498532
Anon...
>>68498571
*kicks you*
>>68498532
t. virgin
>>68498595
>Thai
That'll do, that'll do.
>>68498630
>>68498635
They've been saying that "bush is back" for almost a decade now. I don't believe it.
>>68498635
first time I've ever seen a girl wearing a thong too big for her
this is a good thread
>>68498630
>never into weeb shit
>never watch anime
>this gets posted regularly
So is the point of the show for SFW fap material?
>>68498671
no. Its a pretty good battle anime
>>68498671
high octane battles with butts and boobs
>>68498668
Indeed, homosex has been routed.
oh no! I missed the hunger games thread
>>68498693
jav whores are no longer attractive to me after fucking asian american sloots
you slowly realize they're just white girls with slightly darker skin
>>68498694
Yuro won yet again.
>>68498717
>just white girls with slightly darker skin
They are really the most assimilated demographic.
>>68498679
momentarily, maybe
>>68498718
I don't know what that means, this would've been my first one
>>68498693
thats a nice jiggle
>>68498758
Yuro's have won 3/4 so far.
>>68498802
wow. what makes them win? who else is in it?
>>68498817
>what makes them win?
Pure RNG anon.
why cant I hear any sound out of these apple earpods on my toaster?
is sam hyde supposed to be funny
>>68498880
yeah but he's not as quippy and epic like your redditor comedians
>>68498880
literally who?
>>68498880
>>68498888
>>68498893
>that range of opinions
>>68498888
whats he even supposed to be fucking doing, just le epic irony x3 billion?
just ate a can of peaches, sue me
>>68498962
>peaches
>not pineapples
>tfw going back to the US in one week
finally my niggas
Did everyone just fap and fall asleep?
>>68498980
yes
>>68498969
What were you doing on Chink Island #3?
>>68498980
no fapping but I'll sleep soon
>>68498980
Never seen a sideways butt before. Interesting
>>68498893
>clack my ass
>>68498990
taking a semester off from college
>>68499036
So you're Chinese?
Secret CIA assessment says Russia was trying to help Trump win White House
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/obama-orders-review-of-russian-hacking-during-presidential-campaign/2016/12/09/31d6b300-be2a-11e6-94ac-3d324840106c_story.html?utm_term=.79f95d6bebd4
>>68499077
>washingtonpost
>>68499077
>wapo
out
now
>>68499071
no I'm from the USA, just here chillin cause it's more fun to party abroad than in your own country
>responding to commies
wtf some germanic wehraboo whore just sent me this
im going to march through all of ukraina and pol'sha to pummel rounds into her киcкa with my SVT-40
the gf
>>68499116
Wat do in Singapore? My friend went and he said women are shameless gold diggers there. Is it just a nightlife kind of place?
>>68499152
you on the right
>>68499077
As Russia is a country which had colonies in Merica (Alaska & California), it should join /cum/ too. At least, the colonial part of it, Siberia. Siberia + /cum/ = /scum/!
>>68499156
I have an internship here so I only go out a few nights a week but it's pretty fun
the older girls (25+) are definitely gold diggers but most of the younger girls going out have their own (parents) money
the nightlife here is not really about having fun like it is in the US and in Europe (kinda) it's about either a) showing off your money or b) getting extremely drunk so sometimes it can get pretty boring
I had a good time tho cause as a western dude it was easy af for me to make friends and to bring back girls but I definitely wouldn't want to live here or even visit if you're not staying at least a month or so
>>68499278
Siberia
Canada
United States
Mexico
Bahamas
Algeria
Guatemala
>>68499278
No commies
not now, not ever
down with the anime up with the reich
>>68499280
Intrstig info, thenk yuo.
>>68499345
anime?
>>68499329
but we are not commies!
Canadians are more commies than us.
Fucking hell lads.
I'm still tripping about failing physics lab. Like wtf.
I'm gonna go talk to the professor on Monday and hopeffuly convince her to at least give me a C.
I would offer the pipe, but she's Muslim lol.
>>68499373
death to the animes
>>68499376
NO BOLSHEVIKS WILL SET FOOT ON /cum/ SOIL
>>68499376
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_Party_of_the_Russian_Federation
>500,000 members
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_Party_of_Canada
>Literally who tier
>>68499381
>I would offer the pipe, but she's Muslim lol.
All the more reason bud.
>>68499432
> 500,000 members
1. Old babuskas with no influence.
2. Russian party names have no meaning
Members Liberal Democratic Party of Russia are nazis and criminals.
where did clack my ass go?
i fucking hate subway
why would you spend $8 on a sandwich that you can make for $2
>>68499511
>why would you spend $8 on a sandwich that you can make for $2
Because you're a lazy fucker, that's the only reason for fast food in general.
>>68499541
fast food = burger which takes time to actually cook
subway = lunch meat sandwich that can be slapped together in under a minute
>>68499557
cumbois love anime
>>68499557
>mountain dew instead of A&W
>microwaving taquitos instead of baking them to achieve crunch
fucking feminists, no wonder they're single they can't even cook
>>68499576
COMMIES >>>/out/
>>68499553
>lunch meat sandwich that can be slapped together in under a minute
What if I want a meatball sub?
>>68499593
disgusting
>>68492685
U-UU YOUR LOVE IS LIKE A KISS FROM A ROSE...
>>68499619
We gotta live one over here!
>>68499446
I'm just an average man bro :/
Fuck this is stressing me out so much. I need the lab to take the last physics course and transfer out. I feel like throwing up.
>>68499650
Give her the D anon, she has probably had dozens of rape fantasies about Americans being a sandperson and all.
Go for the gusto.
I am a panzergrenadier at kursk
>>68495740
Look out, there's a bear behind thee!
c*nadians are savages
>>68499702
How so?
>>68499665
I'm a handsome Hispanic guy.
She don't wear deodorant I think. I'll use one of those clothes holders to close my nose. Fucking hell I wanna die.
>>68499702
Why do canadians love killing non-whites so much?
why cant my stupid fucking roommate go home already
/cum/ + /mena/ needs to come back
>>68499738
Franco-Anglo ancestry I reckon.
>>68499792
absolutely
>>68499792
>Egypt
Hmmm...
>>68499432
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_goose#/media/File:Branta_canadensis_map.png
>t.f.w. no Canadian geese in my local patch.
>>68499818
That's the sexiest real cow I've ever seen desu
>TFW gonna get kicked
>TFW no money saved
>TFW gonna have to move back home
Depressing 2bh
>>68499839
Count yourself lucky, these creatures are not to be trifled with.
>>68499892
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curraghchase_Forest_Park
I once got snapped at by a swan at Curraghchase when I was about 5 or 6 years near its big house.
('twas my own fault for being naïvely curious.)
That traumatized me for the few following days.