/brit/

suck my fucking dick beeetch

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quite hungry lads

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RNH

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Peasant gf edition

wonder what my mates think of me, knowing im a virgin that's never even spoke to a woman in my life

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pengest munch edition

>>68648939
That was the last edition you silly git haha

Gone to two therapy sessions and it seems useless

>>68648944
They think you're gay desu

There is nothing more runtish than watching AIU with the exception of those who publicly admit they watch AIU

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haven't read a single post on 4chan since 2002

>>68648907
yeah there's this girl that's thirsty for me but I have to let her know I don't care for monogamy first I think

just gonna keep inviting her over until she comes finally

NEED someone to munch my penghole

can the yank who's posting arsenal reaction images please stop

found out that there's like a whole culture based around professional paintballing in the same way that there's a culture based around surfing or skating or whatever
weird that such a niche little hobby has these die hard fans and people who are "culturally important" within it etc.

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>>68648983

i went to a nightclub and two gay guys tried to fuck me

mates were all dancing with women

wtf

NIGGEREST MUNCH

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>tfw 6 points ahead

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>>68648983
>>68649002

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maisie is heartachingly beautiful

New:

>>>/tv/77266675

>getting out of work early tomorrow and calling out on friday
>4 days off for christmas weekend next week


heh plenty of semen will be spilled

need to go lads. see you tomorrow

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>>68648902
me on the left provided the right is a gril

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>>68649023

>>68648902
Servants are too expensive for any but the super rich nowdays.
Costs of living have gone up dramatically.

really tired of the anti lad pathetic muh secret club counter culture when this is literally normie general

All the posts being repeated from the last thread are my posts

Hmmmmmm

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using my hands to do a post

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>>68649027
good lad

>>68649017
t. former man city fan

woooooah mate.... hang on... hang on you're saying im white?? :O
shit... shit i am... going to go scrub myself clean
s-sorry, mr black man s-sir

>London Metropolitan University

is this a good university?

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you now remember you traveled up the country to see this

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>>68648983
What?
I can't hear you over your Liverpoo tears Shitizen

>>68649105
>gif

fuck off

people that actually "take sides" in foreign conflicts are turbo-cringe autismos 2bh

>>68648967
I can't even read haha

>>68649107
liverpool are ahead of arsenal you spastic

http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/15587656_359637867750015_8770508971472584704_n.mp4


Thoughts?

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is it too late to submit my UCAS?

Should i just give up on Uni?

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1481708808777.webm

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>>68649116
me either haha x

>>68649105
You travelled up from Birmingham to London? Seems unnecessarily long

>>68648990
Its like that with just about every hobby
I collect silver and gold coins and bullion
There are some people who get super anal in collecting coins. When you add silver or gold into the equation people get even more anal

>>68649110
vintage gimmick

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haha...... just found this box and dumped it, and /brit/ came out haha

>>68649138
Uni's pretty shit m8 I wouldn't bother

>>68649139
virus do not click

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>>68649136
Cry more bitchnigga

OK, gentlemen. Janitor here. I've been experimenting with you for the last hour now, as instructed. It's now time to look into the results.

I will be experimenting again tomorrow, but I can't tell you when in advance.

>>68649092
Just Google UK university league table
You should be aiming for too 30

>>68649123
actually he just had to win 270 electoral votes

>>68648930
was thinking of going to sleep early tonight too

if i did now, it would still be relatively early

Ahh do the group of men who kick the ball around the field have more points than the other group?

Fascinating, fascinating.

>>68649138
deadline is january you cunt

should really go to bed

>>68649144

it was fairly long but i was pissed from pretty much the moment we pulled into london

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which path are you taking boyos?

>>68649196
top yourself you batty boy

ari shaffir is currently the best comedian out there...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byvw0hUHcIQ

Fashwave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlWp32BS2QI

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tfw no thicc britbong slag

please kill me.

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>>68648967
>>68649141
muh heart

https://twitter.com/drakereedxxx

>Gay Porn Model signed to @c6management. For bookings/inquiries, contact [email protected]

>bookings
What did he mean by this.

>>68649211
What's your favorite away stadium?

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you now find drunken pics of London and memories of throwing up in the mcdonalds near the station rushes back to you

>>68649196
watching the ludicrous display lads

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Be still my beating heart

>>68649138
What do you want to do lad?
I though UCAS deadline was in January

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>>68649262
he means message him if you wanna get fucked in the arse x

suffering from post wank depression right now lads

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>>68649252
Business idea: dating service for pairing up British girls with American bulls

big boy bike big ting 650

about to wank, reckon i'll be a bit depressed after aha

>>68649252
I want to fuck a girl who's thicc and and one who's thinn

Only girl I've fucked is normal but some might consider slightly thicc

>>68649278
*looks intently*

Findings:
1. Few posters commented on the repeats
2. The topic of conversation was influenced only twice
3. Targeted posters reduced their content in the new thread
4. Out of context responses were completely ignored

>>68649278
enthusiasm for what lad

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>>68649308
howd you know Im black?

Suffering from post /brit/posting anxiety over whether my post will get any (you)'s

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>>68649282

It is, but i have like a 70% complete app with a confirmed reference but term ends on Friday just feels like i've just fucked it about so much its not even worth the 23 quid to send off

Sound Design or Music Production

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>>68649308
why is her face so small

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>snow
>melt
>freeze
>melt
>rain
>freeze
FUCK
as if that wasn't enough the fucking student cunts never shovel so i have to risk my neck just to walk to the store and back

>someone is probably wanking while I'm writing this

>>68649351
so your dick looks bigger

>>68649355
spooky

>>68649278
Sounds quite cute ngl
But the "quirky" ones might have some underlying issues
This became apparent when a "quirky" girl tried to hang herself in front of me when I tried dumping her

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>>68649328
are you me? I love thin tall girls as well as thicc girls

my dick cant get enough tbqh

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just fancy a phat line of sniff right up my left nostril lads what do

>>68649389
phat line of sniff right up your left nostril

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5'10" is literally the perfect female height

debate me

>>68649389
cornetto

>>68649344
because le yank flag amirite xDDD

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>>68649389
>>68649389
wank
>>68649389
>>68649389

>>68649405
Don't fancy a girl taller than me desu

>>68649405
t. freakisly tall WNBA bull-dyke

what's this experiment thing

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>>68649405
>lanklettes

>>68649348
I just spent a good solid hour in the library filling mine in because there are less distractions there
Are you looking at courses with work placements? I'd imagine that's an indstury where previous experience is desired or even required.

It might even be worth seeing if your university has a radio station and working there while you study

>>68649441
>>68649428
t. womanlet enablers

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>you'll NEVER transfer to a yank school in texas and peer over at this bird staring at you

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>>68649409
Im not joking Im actually black.

>>68649428
>mfw 6'0
>mfw had a fuck buddy who was 6'1

loved it t b h

pic unrelated.

>>68649464
can I touch your hair?

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pKPNnk-JhE

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>>68649456
neither will I

>>68649337
Novelty socks :3

>>68649378
I'm just pretty open when it comes to girls. I do have standards, but compared to some people I know they're really not that high.

I don't often have a wank and then regret what I've wanked to

>>68649477
EXCELLENT post

Thoughts on Islam lads?

>>68649473
oh SUCK my KEK

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>>68649473
>Best Korea
Sure, although you won't really feel anything, I give myself a buzzcut every three weeks.

>>68649502
Nah not a fan

>>68649505
why is capital cock filtered

>>68649502
Nah

>>68649510
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q604eed4ad0

>>68649449

I've also got this presentation to do and i've written exactly 0 words for

Either a DMM Uni and work at the same time or go to a Music Institute that still honours with a Bsc at the end of it

It's more the lack of motivation to do anything in life that's the problem, not my actual coursework/ucas

quite frankly wish i was australian

>>68649456
>tfw lived in Yankland as a kid but moved back here when my mum found out my dad cheated on her

Fuck sake dad, you should've thought of the amount of gash I could've gotten with my generic South East England Surrey-esque accemt

>>68649502

did wonders for medicine in the mid centuries but it's modern day form can and will lead to the destruction of european society as we know it

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>>68649486
i have standards as well but I don't limit myself. I dont think Im attractive but Im sure as hell aint ugly either.

>>68649529
choooooooooooooon

got called ugly on 4chan lads

>>68649549
looks a bit noncey

>>68649549
post more lad

my willys quite big but it gets scared off easily and is really inconsistent what do

>>68649552
tough luck

Noticed that none whites pronounce Islam as iss-lam whereas white people pronounce it iz-lam

Mental to think that a country like China where everyone looks the same (chinky) has all sorts of different chink races

>>68649579
Take pics for the /brit/ lads

>>68649583
i WILL move to hobart or brisbane after university

and there's NOTHING you can do about it

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>>68649592

Until I was about 11 I thought Europe was something from the medieval ages and books and not real

>>68649588
that is wild 2bh. They don't know much about us really either.

When I was in japan I asked a jap what % of the US he thought was black. He assumed it was more than 50%

I put a teaspoon of honey when I made bread yesterday (along with a bit a sugar). Turned out kinda nice.

>>68649587
i literally pronounce it isslam because that's how it's pronounced

>>68649588
they really do not look all that alike. a Uyghur, Mongol and Hakka person would look very different from each other

>>68649530
Procrastination doesn't get better at uni
t. Just spent 9 hours in the library and got 200 words done

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>>68649603
>hobart or brisbane
*laughs derisively*
you're welcome to them mate

>>68649626
Japs have always been forward thinking people

>>68649587
always pronounced it iss-lam lad

>>68649626
>He assumed it was more than 50%
Not an argument.

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currently watching Lost lads it's quite a good show

remember when rockstar said they'd do story DLCs before GTA 5 came out but just ended up doing microtransactions and multiplayer updates instead

haha what a lie that was

>>68649628
You have to go back

>>68649587
>yanks pronouncing Muslim
oh my days

>>68649616
I reckon I still think that semi consciously

Whenever I think of Europeans I think of people living in villages farming and gathering around the local computer in the village hall where they get their news via the eurobbs

>>68649626
Aren't we at like 13% black?

Speaking of that. Everyone said HURR TRUMP won't get the black vote.

But he got fucking 6% of it. Theres only 13% of black people in america, that means he got almost half lol

>>68649629
Yeah but it's like 95% Han
I'd have a hard time differentiating between a full Han person and half Han half Manchu person

>>68649666
sorry rasheed, we'll pronounce it like "moose leem" from now on, not like "muz lim" like it is spelled
fucking nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCHw10Jo9eU

oh good tim's doing lengthy walks to try and lose weight

>>68649629
Why do they always look tired

>>68649672
No
That shit means 6% of black people voted for him

>>68649662
i am a well-travelled and internationally-minded fellow and bastardising pronunciation of foreign words is a mugs game mate

girls wee all over their pubes when they go to the toilet
i've seen it on the internet

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>>68649672
>But he got fucking 6% of it. Theres only 13% of black people in america, that means he got almost half lol
christ

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can't believe our president was put into office by this monster

>>68649719
genuinely makes me think

>gotten to the point where I've been up for so long I'm struggling to get to sleep
Ah yes. Especially convenient on the day of an exam.

>>68649672
>6% of it. Theres only 13% of black people in america, that means he got almost half lol
What the fuck do they teach you lot in school?

>>68649633

i work really well in the library and i don't mind doinq it i just have no motivation what's so ever to do any coursework outside of specific circumstances like i'll do anything but coursework. I have a deadline in the morning and i'm here, at 3am, watching Lost and playing Miniclip Pool

Starting to come to the conclusion burgers are the best takeaway after a spate of shit fried chicken, puffy air filled chips and stodgy greasy pizza but a consistently strong showing for burgers (both chicken and beef)

>>68649719
umm no

>>68649740
he's clearly joking

yanks are actually on a higher level of humour and just pretend to be dumb for (You)s

If I go to sleep now I'll up about 2pm

Hmmmmm

>>68649750
What are kebabs

>68649701
>68649728
>68649740
think you lads need to give your heads a collective wobble

What do you call a US State that's also an island of roads?

Road Island

excuse me
*squeezes through*

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>>68649750

chicken burger
4 wings
chips
can of extremely sugary drink

>>68649715
This video sums up nonces like you

https://youtu.be/nn9Wcy88Np4

>>68649701
>>68649728
>>68649740
fell for a very old bait I created a while back desu

http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/67204733/#67206656

What's next, you're going to believe my gf has a trip planned to Ibiza with her guy friends?

>>68649750
I used to avoid takeaway burgers as a kid, but since I went to university I've started to appreciate them more

>>68649767
Kebabs are fucking shite that's what

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>>68649774

>mfw my crotch lighly breezes against your thigh
>mfw i quite like it

>>68649796
rorke

>>68649750
You've obviously never had a special pizza kebab calzone.

>>68649750
kebabs are very good
peri peri chicken is consistently solid
agreed about pizzas though they're absolute shit tier

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1552482/Missing-girls-body-put-into-kebab.html

>>68649810
ah yes, the so-called "london cuisine"

>>68649830
How about no

girls bums shouldn't be as attractive as they are. just had a wank and these bums are doing nothing for me. just fat and look a bit ridiculous

>>68649793
shut up

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>>68649810

thoughts on this slice of greasy, cheesy, slimy, spicy, meaty, soft crust slice of pizza fresh out of the local paki shop?

drinking horlicks

Don't know what the fuck I did but my left ear is completely blocked now and quite sore

Fuck this

>>68649794
>>68649750
Not sure about burgers
I swear takeaway burgers and food van burgers all come from one supplier because they all have straight edges like it's been formed with a tool, and all taste exactly the same

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>>68649841
girl bums are for pooing

The best kebab I had was this one place where they'd take all of the donner, chicken, lamb and dogsdick and would warm it up in a masala sauce.
And they'd cut up the donner and dogsdick to be mouthsized pieces
and plenty of onions in the salad
very nice

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desperately need a gf

>>68649860
>girl bums are for pooing
You what?

If your local chippy isnt run by white people you live in a shit area desu

>>68649852
*Licks your mum*
Me too!

>>68649871
>chippy
Hot chip shop

>>68649871
it's called a chipper or chip monger

>>68649871
Only whites and some chinese own chippies where I live, takeaways are the paki run places.

t. poortherner

>>68649860
shant be believing that. that account has lots of good wank material though

>>68649875
delete this post mate

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>>68649871

>he doesn't live in an area where you call the owner "bossman"

>>68649871
literally all of the chippies in my area are run by hong kongers

which is good because salt and pepper chips is the best

>>68649871
There's two in my town
One is run by a Chinese family and they also sell Chinese food (but is called "*town name* Fishery")
The other is run by white people

get a meme haircut, start working out and forcing yourself into social situations and within 6 months you will have your choice of prime pussy. I'm not joking in the slightest

>>68649901
>salt and pepper chips
Would hang you from the highest tree in town

>>68649871
are Italians white?

>join an ro2 server
>every is spouting memes and obviously goes on 4chan
why does ww2 attract retards

The Chinese are alright

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

>>68649912
they're lovely you philistine aussie cunt

What a worthless thread. All generals should be banned. I mean read through this shit, pathetic. You should all be ashamed.

>>68649932
english isnt my first language. what do you say foing for?

>>68649926
dude clean wehrmacht lmao

>>68649920
They're an off-brand white, the sort you only get when a good Englishman or nordic type isn't available

>>68649729
>it's a real article
for fucks sake

>>68649937
>>68649909
lisicki why are you in america?

>>68649926
>players joins the guild
>older member but semi recent chimes in "whos the newfag"
hmmm

>>68649926
rising storm is populated entirely by /v/ posters

st Georges day, saw a tesco worker dressed as a crusader stare at a woman in one of them hijabs, great laugh. seriously though there thousands of regional events rather than national

>>68649929
prefer asians (non paki asians) over any other minority group. hard working and hate people with dark skin. also surprisingly hospitable if you attempt to make friends with them and their mummies make good food

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there's an entire culture of depressed 18-24 year olds from /r9k/ who talk to and edate 14 year old girls who think they're lolis over sites like discord and skype

bit strange lads

The takeaways that come up when I search my postcode on just eat:

Around 15 generic paki places that do pizza, burger all the usual shit

One Indian with a 0 food hygiene rating

NO chinky

Some dodgy Greek place that do kebabs but pretend they're not kebabs

>>68649935
The only thing any upstanding member of society should ever put on his hot chips is chicken salt

None of this salt and pepper, gravy or vinegar nonsense

>>68649978
>no vinegar on chips

Consider suicide kiddo

just got back to america after 3 years in germany rehabbing from some injuries


got in an accident at 230km an hour on the autobahn

good to be back

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>>68649978

what an awful opinion

>>68649991
Ditto you degenerate

if your town/area DOESN'T have a regional celebration you need to fuck off out of this general desu
Hop Festival here, for when they harvest all the hops

>>68649993
Ouch

>>68650000

>>68650005
>>>/pol/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPshx-3AFKo

Why is she so cute?

>>68649963
>>68649929
t. 白小红

Thought that lad was talking about Ragnarok, feel like an absolute tool now for not reading properly

Might hang myself.

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>Ditto you degenerate

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explain this image please

imagine being so fat that doctors have to cut out a chunk of your stomach so you'll stop stuffing your face

life cant offer anything better to me than shitposting at the early morning hours

chinese people cook the best fucking food going

>>68649978
>The only thing any upstanding member of society should ever put on his hot chips is chicken salt
>None of this salt and pepper, gravy or vinegar nonsense

ahaha

you don't even know what salt and pepper chips is

go and educate yourself you fuckwit

>>68650029
me

>>68649978
Just put sore finger on it fuckin ell

fat chips, i was gassed

>>68650029
all me.

>>68650035
Chinese people don't pay income tax and make fake £1 coins

Who are some thicc asian pornstars?

>>68650029
ex's mum was so fat they put a gastric band on her and she didn't learn, she would just eat until she vomitted
absolutely horrendous

Theres a fat cunt in here who gets mad if you call him skinnyfat

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thinking of getting a function generator lads

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>>68650019
the best mmo ever...

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>>68650035

would you eat this lad

>>68650083
whats one of them

>>68650076
london keyes

Really contemplating ordering a pizza

Nothing to eat in the house

http://www.wdgirls.com/drunk-wasted-girls-videos.html?page=128

>>68650094
>chinese buffet
love that stuff

Bloody hell I've lost the lekky key playing poker to big lekky bill

>>68650108
GO TO SLEEP

why are bald australian mutants so good at music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAFv2NEE-_c

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aging chinese father is taking me to one tomorrow or today

quite excited lad>>68650116

What happened to that lad who got a phone call in the middle of the night about his parents dying abroad?

>>68650129
I went asleep from half 10 to 2, can't go back to sleep

>>68650137
post your chinese boipussy

>>68650152
Trying to fix your sleeping pattern or just couldnt sleep?

>>68650132
another good post 2bh

>>68650150
ive seen this posted several times

indian food and Mediterranean food are far superior to chinese

>>68650137
fuck i just got a proper strong nostalgia for a certain type of chicken they used to serve at the chinese buffet my family would go to when i was a kid. Has this really nice smokey flavour that i've not had in anything since
shitty chinese buffet food is top tier

>>68650171
going to bed at half 10 was an attempt, very unsuccessful one though as I can't go asleep now

didn't have any dinner yesterday so v hungry

need to do a sex weewee before bed

korean food > chinese food > japanese food > vietnamese food > indian food > thai food

>>68650185

you're a yank you don't even have a concept of propa british takeaways

>>68650207
t. Zhang bong park

>ask tinder girl out to drinks
>"I'm busy tomorrow but maybe another time"

Is that just a nice way of saying 'no'

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>>68650207
>korean food not at the very bottom
>thai food not near the top

>>68650193
Those attempts dont work for me either, what I find works best is either going to sleep progressively earlier, or waking up after a few hours and then having an early night later on.

t. fix my sleeping pattern every fortnight

>>68650235
yeh

>>68650235
probably

>>68650235
why do you ask so many girls out to drinks

>>68650207
Dont know anything other than kimchi.

Chinese, Indian and Japanese are my fav

Forgot to top up my water card lads

>>68650256
What are you on about mate?

you all feel for the sleeping pattern jew.
bet you also eat 3 meals a day.

>>68650214
does london count? was there about 3 months ago and had some takeaway.

it was good, but the chinese food was really similar to american chinese takeaway. The curry place was better

what's it called when you're tripping hard on acid, start singing and can't stop

>>68650268
Yeh ANARCHY haha

nothing on this earth can compare to 3 quid burger meals whilst your pissed

>>68650282
roaring

>>68650266
seems like you're on here every other night telling us about how a girl denied you when you asked her out to drinks

>>68650207
Honestly abysmal list.

>t. someone that has been to south korea, japan, thailand, and china.

>>68650282
a loop

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>>68650264
Here you go mate

just heard a really really loud noise coming from the kitchen but everyone's asleep quite scared lads

sounded like when you step on a chr

>>68650282
Bizarro Stevie Wonder

imagine being a roman fighting a war while still knowing that your society was crumbling

mental

>>68650305
get your katana lad

>>68650288
I haven't asked a girl out to drinks for three weeks

>>68650305

crisp packet but like 15x louder

>>68650291
He's most likely talking about the westernised versions.

>>68650305
Sorry lad I was having a root thru the fridge but theres nowt in.

>>68650098
generates functions init
might get an analyser to analyse them too

>>68650330
>>68650330
>>68650330

new

>>68650336
whats a function

how do you analyse them

>>68650326
what area of bangcock are you in? or used to live in since you moved to north korea

I feel like gaytorrent.ru with its draconian ratio rules and not giving out invites is making a lot of money for the owners and decreasing content. People no longer share what they really liked, it's all shitty gaytube-tier.

wish i was a yank and i had a cheeky Glock 17 lying near my pillow

love linguistics lads