Culture Pals - /cp/

>>68647296
Damn, you were faster

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This is where Luddie will spend his Christmas if we don't free him.

just saw this last thread, umm no that person from michigan wasnt me.. but what is this about me having a crooked nose?

>>68647296
Who is ludwig ._. (>人<;)?

>>68647373
We have to be even faster and more clever if we are going to take down the ip mods, brother.

>>68647437
That would be me.

>>68647296
Well I suppose if you really want I could do that...

I don't think you want it though

>>68647465
You're Ludwig ?

But you're brazilian...

>>68647505
I'm a Slav hiding in South America.

>>68647397
Why? (≧w≦)

this site still overrun with SEAs?

>>68647559
Because they mistook him for you and in Slovakia whores go to jail.

>>68647554
not an especially slavic name there senpai.

>>68647598
But...
He's in Brazil.
Why did they mistake him for a whore in SLovakia ?

Why was the last thread filled with edgemasters?

>>68647689
Post pictures of some lowkey nazi Serb qts and I might tell you friend ;)

Also post music lads, like yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYEC4TZsy-Y

>>68647730
Because you're on 4chan

>>68647730
I don't know why there were so many Spaniards posting either mate.

>>68647769
mine's better.
but posting is on cd :(

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>>68647745

>Post pictures of some lowkey nazi Serb qts and I might tell you friend ;)

So basically just post Serbian girls.

We're all nazis.
Except we believe we're the heavenly race not Aryans

>>68647758
https://youtu.be/dfddYDRIFGY
I prefer this version, because I'm that kind of guy who likes it up the bum.

>>68647790
I never claimed to be a high quality poster mang :3

>>68647873
Do I have to convert to Orthodoxy to impregnate that?

>>68647911
>>68647758
>not the version with fucking pavarotti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qupH9aLF4hA

>>68648024
If this thread gets any more fabulous, I will start wearing a ridiculous large scarf when I post in it.

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>>68647972
Yes.

>>68647911
Doesn't mean you shouldn't improve your shitposting skills senpai.

Think of the trifecta
Does it humiliate someone ?
Is it clever ?
Can you get away with it ?

If the answer to all three is yes, congratulations

Also

>likes it up the bum

tmi lad. I'd understand if you were a girl, but this is just wrong.

>>68648024
eh

3rd of us linked the same song.

Come on be original guys :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB1Oaz82lik

>>68648158
What you're describing is how to become a /master memer/. Shitposters don't have to be clever as they are mostly just posting shit.

Lol, complain about me and my unoriginal taste ever again and I'll make you bum fuck me you bastard!
https://youtu.be/JVJSb4EesJc

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>>68648357
Okay senpai.
You got me there

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Although I can beat that, because well.

I'm a Serb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJqDoEFJX5Y

>>68648357
deep

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>>68645325
reminds me of an old Canadian TV show

>>68648451
Is the prostitute Serb too? Because if she is why aren't you out banging her????

I like your songs, they are cute... You should probably send something like that to the Eurovision and no one would understand that you are singing about removing kebab!

>>68648454
Quite truly makes your neural network create more connections!

>>68648451
how much is 500 PLN in real money?

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>>68648663

>500 PLN
>Polish Zloty

Come on man.

Nobody is a serb in that webm
>>68648682
>500 PLN
118 in burger dollars


Also
>tfw no slut like pic related :(

>>68648715
now would I be able to blow a load inside of her for 118? or just a fug with no condom?

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>>68649559
With her senpai for 118 bucks you could do whatever you please

>When you have classes in the morning, but you were working the whole night

Such is the russian life


Also good night lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2aHcANs4GE

>>68649559
It would probably cost more to cum in her. But if you can haggle you could probably get to, 118 burger bucks is a lot of money for a whore like that.

>>68649815
it's a cheap price for a non 3rd worlder. In the UK a whore that doesn't look even half as good as this asks for £200

>>68649925
you seem very knowledgeable about this lol

>>68649955
used to think about going for whores many years ago, decided it was a retarded idea and didn't go for one

>>68649979
yea you could contract stds you know , just dont think about women at all.

>>68649979
how old are you anyway, thats very scary going out to get prostitutes

>>68650056
like I said, I didn't actually go for one, so all I know about are the prices, but not the experience itself.

>>68649925
Yeah but that guy seems like a 3rd worlder no wealthy tourist would ride up to a whore like that on a fucking bicycle.

>>68650111
>so all I know about are the prices
enlighten me, what were the prices back then?

A Swedish person messaged me this
Jag vill krama dig hela natten
What does it mean

>>68651149
Means "Come live in my country and be my husband"

>about to get a girl's skype
>she goes offline before I can ask
Darn.

>>68651167
It's a guy lol

>>68651234
And?

>>68651187
my favorite is
>get a qts skype
>im a complete autist and have no idea how to talk to people
>she turns out to be a lot cuter than her pictures let on
>absolutely spill my shit ALL over
I came across as even more of an autistic mess than I really am

>>68651381
Here's an idea:

>go to your bathroom
>look at mirror
>flex and try to make yourself look tall

It encourages a psychological effect where your confidence and adrenaline increase. That's what my roommate used to do before we went to the bar to smash some girls. Also, drink some courage juice.

Also, who cares if she looks very QT? You're not comparing yourself to her. Do you see a really nice GPU and say, "Oh man, that GPU looks so much better than me"? Of course not, you just buy the fucking GPU because you want it.

Be greedy, real fucking greedy, Anon.

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>>68651381

>>68651381
This basically happened to me the last time a qt gave me her skype. I'm completely autistic and can get really uncomfortable actually speaking to people, so there were a lot of awkward silences and she thought I didn't want to talk to her. Didn't help that she had a really bad Russian accent either so I could barely understand her.
Now my Iranian qt wants to voice chat on whatsapp when she's done with finals because she wants to improve her English pronunciation. I'm scared of the same thing happening.

>>68651429
>>68651496
I have like 0 experience talking with people let alone really cute foreign girls. she was a literal 10/10 polish girl and we did have some stuff in common. I just don't know how to really initiate conversation and stuff. makes me sad that i'm remembering this now

Stop being an autist who doesn't care about our friend Ludwig

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>>68653534
Lol, forgot pict :D

>>68653559
>>68653534
delete your account

>>68653601
No

Good morning

I

MISS

ENA

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>>68653910
>Missing Bosnian Muslim diaspora.

>>68654066
yes

shut up

Korea anon with last night's dinner
https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=23943510&uid=376771276817891328&aid=4038347

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>>68654135
>>68654135

Rachel > Ena, desu lad.

>>68654183
Rachel didn't send me a cute birthday postcard tho, did she?

>>68654183
Didn't she fugg some cper(s)?

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>>68654204

No, but Rachel took out of focus, poorly composed photos of her cleavage.

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>He hasn't gotten pet pics yet

GOML fagets.

>>68654230

I haven't spoken with her in a while, but last I heard she has an American qt.

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Rachel > Ena

>>68654641
that is p cute

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>>68655469

>>68655504
how did you get these pics of her? Are you Rachel? Don't lie

Have to write my third essay today, due in the morning. Apparently my shit's all retarded and i skip way ahead of the point and am unclear. Worried I won't get an A. Can someone skype me and give me reassurance for the next five hours?? pls and thank you ;d

>>68655763

Rachel and I used to be pretty close. We even met each other - but our correspondences eventually fizzled out.

>>68655822
did you fucc

How will I ever recover?

>>68655840

N-no. We just hugged - she was petite and had bony shoulders.

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>>68655945
>How will I ever recover?

Forgot picture.

>>68655969
Sending random memes to girls?

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>>68656168

A Nordbro told me she was trans. I fell for it, with hilarious results.

>>68656214
>she's still talking to you
Dear god.

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>>68656214

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>>68656269
>>68656320

More pictures of Rachel to affirm my unyielding heterosexuality.

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we're doing it right?

>>68656802
Was he arrested?

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>>68656849

Yes, for pulling his dick out in a school playground. That's why we're pulling our dicks out for justice.

how does a boring and anti-social person learn to use this site? what does a decent profile/picture look like? what about hellotalk? any experience with that?

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>>68657094
>how does a boring and anti-social person learn to use this site?

Alcohol.

>what does a decent profile/picture look like?

The opposite of an unwashed neet in a dark and dingy room.

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>>68657094
>how does a boring and anti-social person learn to use this site?
Understand that no one fucking cares about whatever it is that you say/write.
>what does a decent profile/picture look like?
no profile pic is the best option

>>68657571
>Understand that no one fucking cares about whatever it is that you say/write.
Then what's the point of conversing?
>no profile pic is the best option
Why?

>>68657729
>Then what's the point of conversing?
This burger is literally afraid of engaging in a dialogue pattern. If you think that someone on the other end of the line is going to say something unpredictable / provide a unique reaction then you are wrong on so many levels. Especially, keeping in mind that we are talking about fkn interpals.
>no profile pic is the best option
>sarcasm

>>68657820
Poe's law wins again.

>>68656214
HEHEHE HILARIOUS xdd

Le bump

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So is she interested in french cock too?

>>68659071
Cock is culture my friend. You can also use Gallic cock as a ruse to get her to talk about cocks.

>>68659109
Eh, I would've but it seems that I've stranded her at just about the second message I've dispatched her way. She's a bielorussian beginner and it must've been too many fancy english words that I drowned her in [spoiler]:^([/spoiler]

>>68659189
There's only one thing to do friend.... Guess what!

>>68659250
Th-the D?

>>68659250
I don't have them on me, but I catch your meaning friend!

This guy has been stalking my profile for 3 weeks now.

/Dtrain77

He's an abomination.

>>68659310
Yes, only the D can save this situation.

So Frenchie you have to pull out your digg and send her a picture of it. It's the way interpals works. If you don't have balls (honhonhon) you take a dic from >>>/soc/

/nk2501

this bitch been stalking me, what do anon?

>>68659354
T-that's a big guy!

>>68659371
What's wrong with her apart from the obvious "she will be a babushka in 7 years"?

>>68659357
You can't delete a comment that's been printed on your wall, so I wouldn't really care for a comment that says "this guy is a huge pervert!" smeared on my wall until I can reach my laptop at home tonight.
So yeah in essence don't have guts and frightened of what she'll say.

>>68659433
i havent logged into my account since months, she apparently kept visiting me for whatever reason. creepy as fuck man

if I turn on wifi but don't open whatsapp does the time count as last seen? or I need to open it first to update the last seen time?

>>68659468
It only counts as last seen if you open WhatsApp

>>68659455
But think if she says "let me le sugg it anon". Then it would totally be worth it. Be a little brave Frenchman!

>>68659371
Message her

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>>68659458

To check if you were online obviously

>>68659541
She's 16 and I'm 18 ._.

>>68659458
Yeah, that's a bit over the edge of what's considered sanity 2bh. Maybe she's worried you will post her lewds?
>>68659468
Who are you hiding from :3

>>68659576
Kek, is he /ourguy/?

>>68659583
What's the worth thing that can happen anon? You ending up as a sex offender????

>>68659425
come to croatia i want that hiv

>>68659667
Worst*
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>68659425
why don't you join the discord?

>>68659583
It's that legal in France?

Here it's 14.

>>68659677
Buddy if you want HIV, I'll give it to you.

>>68659576
>>68659561

she's probably some weirdo

>>68659667
>You ending up as a sex offender????
Well how then would I be elected president when that alienates me to all the white knights electorate of my country.

>>68659743
16 in France but I wouldn't have the slightest clue of the legalities in Russia.

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>>68659743
i want hiv from a woman not some lowlife sleazy giga-faggot that uses bull sperm as a mouthwash

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>>68659861
Russia is 16 as well
Besides this depends on the country you're doing it in, not where you're from.

>>68659879
No you misunderstand man.

I don't have HIV, but I know where to get some.

>>68659800
Isn't being some kind of pervert a requirement to get into the higher levels of French society?

I mean sending your D to a 16 yo when you're 18 is quite nice compared to what that Strauss-Kahn fucker did.

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>>68659589
not hiding, trying not to show i'm thinking about her after a fight

>>68659923
And was Strauss-Kahn elected?

Although,
>raping a négresse
>as highly valued and refined in french society as flirting with a loli
And I therefore can't palliate my success with the one he's had.

>>68659979
Did you have a fight with your qt anon?

>>68659910
where? i wouldnt really want to share a needle and i shouldnt trust you your country has many albanians i dont want to lose organs

>>68659996
It was just because she was black people cared, because das racist

>>68659996
Don't forget the phone calls recordings where she said before that she was ready to frame him and after that she successfully did.

>>68656214
Pls update, did she become your qt?

>>68660031

>where? i wouldnt really want to share a needle

Lmao, just take a walk through Split, you'll step on a needle with HIV in no time.

>>68660047
Are you calling a black person a liar? You better not be white breh or l will report your ass for racism!

>>68660104
Truth 2bh

>>68660104
split is far away from me and we hate dalmatians here

>>68660260
W-whats a dalmatian? Isn't that a dog breed?

>>68660279

You aren't wrong here either way.

>>68660194
Yes, I am calling her a liar. Even if I'm fined for slander (and it isn't), in France, you can ask for your eventual criminal record to be wiped clean after 10 years, and I won't run for Presidency in the next 10 years.

>>68660308
how is serbia for /ladsweekend/? or should we just explore ukraine?

>>68660308
Pls explain, I don't want to seem like an idiot when my future Serb wife makes a joke about dalmatians!
>>68660327
Then why the fugg aren't you sending her the D now?!

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>>68660279
yes but its also people that live in dalmatia. they're annoying, cocky, primitive, stupid, lazy, talk very fast and loud. they're like our version of italians just much worse. i really dont want to sound like im insulting somebody but they really are that way. plus every bigger city in dalmatia smells like fucking sewers and old fish lol

>>68660374
Not the same frog.

>>68659576
wait is that you? i think i visited your profile a couple of times before

>>68660433
Oh! Like Swedes! At least they are easy fuggs then I guess... Or are they ugly too?

>>68660447
Shouldn't stop you from sending someone your D though ;^D

>>68660473
Of course senpai

>>68660473
M-me too, really makes you paranoid.

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>>68660538
Nädu, det där var inte snällt sagt Erik

Sen att det kommer från en fittig norrman.. :^)

>>68660566
Then you've read and not responded to one a message from my real account (it's deleted now)... You hurt my feefees

>>68660002
not really, she's been a bitch lately and I sperged out a bit

>>68660592
Fittig??? Du måsta forklara bettre

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>>68660669
Lär dig ett riktigt språk istället ;-)

>>68660713
Hehe, du vet jeg liker dere Svante :-*

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>>68660632
I was being sarcastic senpai.

Also is skype dead or what ?

I was looking forward to talking to someone :(

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>>68660538
they have some cuties but almost all their heads are shaped like peanut shells. you can barely notice it from pictures but when talking to them you can see it very clear. it sometimes bothers me but its not that much of a turn-off

>>68660740
Ge jobb i Oslo

>>68660826

Kek, nemoj rozgu da mi diras

Although everything else is true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiqVQvkcKh0

.t Dalmatian girls anthem.

>>68660826
So peanut shaped Croats will give you HIV or steal your money for their next heroin dose? Damn, /cp/ has taught me so much about the world! You don't find this shit on wiki yo.
>>68660913
Kurwa is a swear word in all Slav countries? The fugg!

Also she's a big girl HNGH

>>68660839
Ok! Wayne's coffee, O'Leary's, Kaffebrenneriet eller Joe and the Juice?

>>68661213
Var får man bäst lön?

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>>68661182

Yes.
webm related, my qt from Split

>>68661323
no shes not. her head is not peanut-shaped

>>68661323
Fucking sick dude.

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>>68661382
>>68661382

>Sick

IN a good way or a bad way ?

>>68661323
>>68661433
Holy fugg, even your druggies are total qts! Would totally marry!
>>68661366
Where are they from then my Slavic qt concierge?

>>68661323
>>68661433
no matter how good the high must feel I wouldn't the able to even grab the needle.
im cringing while watching this

>>68661433
If she lived here she'd be fucking dead from fentanyl.

>>68661577
what a puss

>>68661521
shes probably from some anglo country or central america judging by the car. probably has some latino genes either way

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>>68661521
All girls look really hot when they start using heroin
Even hotter than before.

But that lasts only for like 3 weeks, until their addictions starts really showing.

>>68661662
D-do you have time to find some Dalmatian qt heroin addicts?
>>68661850
Do you know any drug addict qts iRL slavboo?

>>68662469
i knew a girl once, i dont know about heroin but she used a lot of speed and weed, looke like >>68660826 just older and uglier, can notice usage of drugs on her face. she was a real slut i think shes about 36 now, your age doesnt matter she would fuck anything. she lived in sveti filip and jakov i think i dont know where is she now but i looked on normiebook she goes by the name katarina lu

>>68660102
>she
you really are culturaly evolve Norway

Opinions on Taiwanese qts lads?

she just asked for a shirtless pic, am I in there?

>>68662469
Yes.

ex got hooked on heroin

>>68662802
When you border to Sweden you're bound to get some of that PC culture slipping over, hombre :3

>>68662616
>Look up Katarina Lu
>Finds SJW sl00t from Norway who hates oil and our based minister of immigration who closed down the border :3

>>68663154
Bost bics, and her lifestory pls

You know why I got banned?

I said to one uppity stalking cunt to stop messaging me, since I hate everyone who's darker, dumber or fatter than me

I guess she reported me or something

>>68664507
tfw one of the three

>>68664560
>spain
>white

>>68664507
You better not post her profile or I'm going to end that miserable cunt. I would diss her so hard she would like literally delete her account.

HOLD ME BACK LADS, I MEAN IT!

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>tfw my 3rd qt wont stop crying
>tfw my 2nd qt is seriously sick
>tfw broke up with my 1st qt because shes a nice and normal person and i dont want to make her feel bad

this website is supposed to be about learning languages...

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>>68664838

Grab him by the penis ? ? ?

>Grab her by the pussy

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Literally fucking calm down what the hell.

>>68665345
pls respond

>>68665345
what kinda name is mandana

our girl made it

>>68666064
Who's /our girl/?

>>68666172
Cp must claim >>68666666 for greater qt glory btw

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>>68664223

>change profile picture
>instantly my views get 40% cuter
So this is the power of animal shirts.

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>>68666201
Meh

Oi Norge from earlier.
Should I dispatch my nudes her way now that I cosily at home?

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You can stop now.

>>68664601
That's the one ;_;
(Also I'm the Brit, but I'm still darker than ye Slav)

>>68666911

>girl
>have my babbies

Surely she means, I wanna have your babies.

This can only be our norge shitposting guy.

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ANIME POSTERS GET OUT OF MY VIEWS REEEEE

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It seems Russians think I look like a leprechaun or something

>>68667420
Why does this make me cringe so hard?

>>68667420
Offer her your lucky charms Mick

>>68667420

>red-headed among forests, fields and lakes

Well yeah, your hair color doesn't change depending on whether you're in a forest, field or a lake.

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This triggers the fat Swedish man.

I want to post but nobody else is so I'd just be filling up the thread with my own autism.

Anyway it worked boys.
>thanks for viewing my profile, and tx for putting that smash mouth - Allstar on your profile, sounds fun

>>68668539
Do you live in a ghetto?

>>68668574
Nope, quiet suburb.

>>68668598
You live at home?

>>68668539
sounds fun

>>68668641
Yes, while my parents are away travelling I'm living in their house.

>>68668662
Were do you live when they are not traveling?

>>68668700
Used to live in an apartment, will move out to one again as soon as they come home and one is available.

>>68668740
I guess it's hard to find one in Stockholm?

>>68668777
Yeah, it takes a while. Apartment queue is long as fuck. Thankfully I've been in it for a long time so it shouldn't be too bad.

>>68665141
>tfw broke up with my 1st qt because shes a nice and normal person and i dont want to make her feel bad
What a beta cuck...

>>68668803
How far from center could you get one?

>>68668934
I have no idea m8, but there's not that many apartments really far away from the centrum so it can't possibly be very far.

>>68668984
Yeah, well, I mean apartments in one of the ghettos

>>68669017
I'm not going to get an apartment in a ghetto though.

>>68669050
Why? You would fit in mate :^)

Everyone who views my profile is either from Asia or Russia

>>68669954
lemme view it

>>68669954
giff link

So an interpals qt and I are making youtube videos now. She knows illustrator very well and I want to leach off that Youtube monies that Kurzegast and other faggy youtubers make with their stupid adobe after effects animated vids.

I wrote a contract with us (surprisingly smart girl), but I really just want to put my dick in her vagina.

>>68670143
>I want to put my dick in her vagina
>I'm making youtube videos with her and signed a contract
Lmao you what?

>>68670143
>but I really just want to put my dick in her vagina.
Dieuvitesse.
And those are some top ace priorities. It's in times such as these that I swell with pride to remember that I founded the United States of America.

>>68670193
I want the money more than I want the dick in her vagina, but I'd like both.

She's basically given me a shit ton of free art assets and so I wanted to make sure her ass was covered in case I kike her out of her funds. We're splitting any revenue 50/50.

It sounds pretty cuck, and it probably is. But monies means I can visit her and put said dick in said vagina.

>>68670266
What is it going to be about anyway, you ranting with some cute simple drawings as ilustration?

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>>68670143

>>68670343
No, full on animations blatantly ripping off the style of this channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijFm6DxNVyI

I've learned something. If you have good animations and a gentle voice, you can give the most bullshit opinion and still get millions of views. I used to work with someone that got 3 million views per vid and we'd get pretty much $5k just off that one video.

If we can make clickbait garbage with shit opinions like, "Why Tipping is Good" or something and have cute animations and nice narration, then we can make buku bucks.

Basically she models in illustrator and I animate, edit and narrate. Just like that guy does with his youtube channel. It's so fucking easy too, much easier than creating 3D content.

If this thing takes off, I might recruit one of you fuckboys to narrate for me, because my voice sounds like autistic cancer. There'd be that good $$$

>>68670537
Where is it that I file my CV and motivation letter?

>>68670679
I'll make a thread about it if it actually happens. No reason to be a cock tease and ask people to participate when it turns out I'm fucking terrible and directing or doing my own work.

>>68670537
m-me too >>68670679

>>68670811
>>68670679
Who knows, we may end up doing language videos or videos concerning international politics, and it'd be nice to have someone who actually knows the language of the topic in question.

I wouldn't be able to guarantee much, maybe 10% of revenue at most. That'd still be like $500 for every 3 million views.

Also, you'd need a good microphone. No laptop mic allowed. You'd be expected to use noise cancellation techniques on your end both physically (e.g. sound curtains) and through software (e.g. audacity's noise cancellation feature). This is (((professional))).

>>68670795
Hmm I wouldn't fret over your abilities to edit and animate measly youtube videos, but rather be bothering that you're entering into that entreprise with a girl you barely know, and with whom the business relationship will be subject to too many strains of casual finger-pointing for "why the channel isn't growing like it should be".

Any successful youtube channel is only eased into a successful state of more than 100,000 suscribers (the threshold over which a channel isn't financially redundant anymore) in less than a year.

Can your feeble friendship with that girl survive the disappointement there'll be about your channel in its channel? If so, kewl.

Anywyas, keep me informed.

>>68670972
If we succeed, she's basically mine. She'll be so turned on by the fact that I'm her "boss" and I'm writing her checks that she'll basically blow me on the spot.

If not, then it's just another interpals failure. Whatever lol.

Also: I will hire professional shillers if I deem it beneficial. That means literally paying you fucks to spam it on le reddit xD

>>68671031
>If we succeed, she's basically mine. She'll be so turned on by the fact that I'm her "boss" and I'm writing her checks that she'll basically blow me on the spot.
HAH WHAT

POST YOUR INTERPALS PROFILE

>>68671060
What, did that sound autistic? Or did it sound sociopathic? I'm aiming for the latter.

>>68671031
>She'll be so turned on by the fact that I'm her "boss" and I'm writing her checks that she'll basically blow me on the spot.
Bruh.

>>68671106
NAH YOU'RE OKAY

JUST PLEASE POST THE PROFILE

>>68670537
I may help you with the narration, I'm a blues player/singer, myself, so I got a pretty deep voice

>>68671113
I'm not even joking. I've seen this personally happen with a friend of mine. He's truly a psychopath but he fucking loves it. He just loves power.

>>68671216
Are you even hawt though?

>>68671183
Nah, this sounds like you're trying to bully me.

>>68671187
I want you to sing But Not For Me as I blow your saxophone ;)

>>68671240
I would hope so. I got that baby face tho.

>>68671031
Having read the first part, I wouldn't agree to provide my voice even for 50% lol

t. fem

>>68671345
Fizkult privet, my dear

>>68670537
I have a charming west country lilt - bitches love British accents

>>68671345
I don't know, I didn't start picking up girls until I started pretending to be an asshole. There's certainly a fine line, but the occasional sociopathic comment helps me remain an alpha.

Tbh, I'm mostly shitting the piss. I just want the money. If she wants my dick, fine. If not, I'll have a better financial opportunity to move on and go spit game on another girl. Either way, show me the money.

>>68671296
>I got that baby face tho.
Aw, could've been worst, and should that be only your only hindrance to being hawt, then it most certainly means that you're nearing on being hot and that it suffices!

Anyways, /cp/ why do Ukrainians always leave when I inquire about their civil war?

>>68671345
>t. fem
The fuck?

>>68671437
It's getting a lot better. As I get older, my face matures and slenders down. My chin slowly grows sharper.

>>68671491
Soon you'll be a real boy Pinocchio

Is it weird that my qt speaking French is way more erotic than any nudes or anything she's sent?

>>68671371
I have been wanting to ask you for quite some time now, where the fuck did you learn this phrase from?

>>68671437
Being asked the same question over and over gets old?

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>>68671600
Overwatch ))

>>68671589
Hands off the French women Pedro!

>>68671603
Soit. C'est vrai qu'ils m'agacent aussi ces étrangers à me contraindre à toujours leur re-re-re-re-rédiger comment se procurer des tickets de metropolitain à Paris et où traîner dans la capitale, donc elle doivent ressentir le même embarras contre le manque d'originalité des étrangers..

>>68671709
She's Italian but speaks French. Between the two of us we have every language we need for the most epic road trip of all damn time

>message really attractive girl some dumb shit
>she actually responds
This fucking animal shirt meme is too real.

>>68671771
Tell us about the road trip!

>>68666827
Oui!

>>68671771
>Between the two of us we have every language we need for the most epic road trip of all damn time
Claro que si, though it's missing the english that'd be spoken by the stereotypical "american with a cowboy style that flirts with your girl and cuckolds you, and teaches your girl a lesson about cheating is bad" character true to every road movie.

Anyways cheers. What arouses you about French? Not that I'm an position to dissect its inherent logic, knowing that it's german that does it for me which isn't insanely less comprehensible and logical.

Don't worry. I can feature as that.

>>68671876
Plan for post-graduation is the Algarve to Santiago de Compostela, then along northern Spain to the Basque Country, through the Pyrenees, along Southern France and back down to Napoli, mostly staying with friends and contacts we have along the way. I speak Spanish, Portuguese and some Catalan, she speaks French and we both speak English and Italian. Should take about a month and will cost a fuckton but be worth it

>>68671946
I don't know. She might be a sweet Russian virgin whose eyes have never been tainted with the sight of such a thing, and I'd feel bad about having been the one to do it.

>>68671950
Ugh my sentences were arranged in the wrong order somehow.

>>68672013
Mate, trust me... I swim in rus pucc! Just send her the dig and tell us how wet she got after you've gotten lewds

LisaDK:
>#WeartenIsAFaggot
really makes them neurons produce voltage

>>68671950
Not entirely sure, French just sounds pretty. It's very delicate, and in a slight Italian accent it's just next level gorgeous. I'm British though and we're wired to think of France and French as this elegant and sophisticated beacon of Western culture, so I may also be biased. German does nothing for me. Also what I find quite funny is that French seems to leave a very heavy accent in any other language, French people speaking Spanish is hilarious and they're borderline incomprehensible speaking Portuguese.

>>68671950
>Anyways cheers. What arouses you about French? Not that I'm an position to dissect its inherent logic, knowing that it's german that does it for me which isn't insanely less comprehensible and logical.

Not him, but after some thinking, I feel like it has to do with not understanding the language: you do not focus on the words and enter a trance-like state, focusing on the tempo and the sounds.

>>68671990
Woah that sounds cool man!
I can't wait to do something similar with my qt. But he's so unwilling to travel for a long period ;_;

>>68672181
Also this to some extent. French has a gorgeous rhythm to it

Some girl sent me a message that she wants to be friends. Is this a scam? What have I done?

>>68672181

>Not him, but after some thinking, I feel like it has to do with not understanding the language: you do not focus on the words and enter a trance-like state, focusing on the tempo and the sounds

What are you smoking senpai ?

Also can confirm french does sound nice when spoken by the french

>>68672229
He?
>>68672256
It has a certain je ne sais quoi

>>68672229
Iktfb plus my qt doesn't seem to want to leave Europe and I want to go to as many places as I can.

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>>68672099
Screencaps of it ever occuring then that you smudge your nude into a conversation, and have be bewildered with glee about it?

>>68672111
>French as this elegant and sophisticated beacon of Western culture, so I may also be biased.
(Checked)
>>68672181
>I feel like it has to do with not understanding the language: you do not focus on the words and enter a trance-like state, focusing on the tempo and the sounds.

>tfw girls have never said this about hearing me speak french
Just about time to off myself boys. Cheers.

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>>68664223
i found her right away

>>68672318
Out of a man's mouth it sounds either gay as fuck or retarded, like there's still a snail stuck in your gullet. It's like Russia or Liverpool - great for girls, shit for blokes

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>>68672416
>it sounds either gay as fuck or retarded
H-hah r-right on!

>>68672416
Well it depends on the voice of person as well.

Speaking french with a deep voice sounds good even if they're a man.

>>68672489
Also Brits are all secret frenchboos. Think of it this way: Creme brulees: invented in England by English chefs in an English school. Given a French name to convince people it was a fancy elegant dessert and not just burnt custard

>>68672256
Drinking, obviously. Also, I bet that it might be connected to the fact that some combinations of sounds are common in some languages yet extremely uncommon in others. Like nasal vowels in french.

>>68672292
What exactly puzzles you here?

>>68672658
Probably just a typo

>>68672603
No, I get what you were saying.
just the way you described it it was hilarious.

>you do not focus on the words and enter a trance-like state

Like french is some kind of a cult leader

>>68672575
>Also Brits are all secret frenchboos.
Knowing how poorly the British obsession is masqueraded as one that's of disdain and condescencion, I'd hesitate to designate it anything but "secret". Anyways, I suppose it has its reverse too with some French disguising their emulation of Britain as hatred for Britain. Bit weird but that's the issues that are eventually going to corellate with a 1000-year old rivalry.
Anyhow, must I interpret it here that some English slags might open up their snatches to me if I can say some words of French?

>>68672696
Dunno, "trance-like state" might have been a bit too much, but it gets my point across.

>>68672748
Absolutely, French guys are top order at any university in the UK. Just go to a big city, look it up on Facebook and find the french society and you'll be rolling in the vaginas

>>68672553
>french with a deep voice
My only hope at this point.

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>>68672815
Wait, so essentially British slags scour these groups, spying out which French guy it is they'd hope to do the dirty with?

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i hate myself

>>68672957
Why are you so surprised ?

Women do these things too.

>>68673051
I love you though.

>>68673062
>Women do these things too.
Had no idea. I'm clueless on such an array thing that it surpasses just "landing me in wacky confusing situations xp", and is purely downright handicapping on some frequencies.

I cant stop thinking about you, Lisa...

>>68673110
array of things*
Exhausted tee bee aytch.

>>68673144
>I cant stop thinking about you, Nortism...
ftfy

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>>68673064
you would hate me if you were me

>>68673051
>>68673247
Did you just fuck your shit up, senpai?

>>68673273
f a m*

fuck word filter

>>68673231
Damn, Sherlock.

How does this website work?

It seems that if you're active (change profile picture, edit profile, etc.) you get more views. If you do nothing then you probably won't. Also if you're in a random location no one will view your profile, and if you're in a famous city many people will, which I guess makes sense.

>>68673247
>you would hate me if you were me
I hate myself too much already for any hatred that remains to ever spill over to anyone else, so you're safe broski.

>>68672957
How the fuck are there that many members in a university's French society

>>68673397
Everyone who hates themselves comes here,

So take what you will from the fact that we all feel the same way.

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>>68673273
yes indeed

>>68673429
>people come to school
>join facebook group
>leave school
>don't leave facebook group

>>68672957
Not far off. The language societies are generally full of languages students who dream of hot foreign bfs. Also it's not like there's much competition, there are very few male language students
t. Language student

>>68673588
Are you majoring in language study?
Wew, lad.

>mfw first time I used this site over a year ago my first friend was this old German man who said he liked my muscles.

>mfw he would tell me about his life back in the 40s

>>68673739
Pretty great 2bh. It's like a degree in emigration, already got a job offer in my dream career from this so that's not bad

>>68673588
>meme degree

>>68673588
Oh I have a question referring to Spanish grammar
Probably you could help me here.
Which ending of imperfecto del subjuntivo is mostly used in Spain -ara/iera or ase/iese? If it is used at all..

>>68673062
Are you religious Serbro? Is being religious common among young Serbs? By religious I mean that you are so Christian you are against abortion

>>68674093
i just cant decide about abortion.
on one hand its good because its killing children, on other, it gives woman a choice.

>>68673503
train guy?

Which one of you is the Russian stalker? Pls talk to me, dont need to just look.

>>68674093
Of course.

If you're dumb enough to get a girl pregnant (condom at least, if she doesn't use a pill or some other form) it's your own damn fault, sorry enjoy your doomed life.

If you're a girl and want to whore around, feel free, but don't bitch to anybody if somebody knocks you up because you were too dumb to remember to swallow a pill and even if you think you're too dumb for that, there are other ways.


>>68674251

10/10 joke, still makes me laugh each time I read it

>tfw nortism lied about his having his child
/helene2512