Culture Pals - /cp/

First for fine ass

FIZKULT PRIVET

i love thread creating Brazilian anon

>>68627926
lets all give him a kiss :*

We need a final solution to the Korean problem.

>>68627969
russian kiss for including /cp/ in the title

:*

>>68627984
I mean, you guys have solved the japanese problem in 1945.

>>68628042
Not true. Anime still exists.

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How many are still active?

>>68628089
It only solves the problem for a few years. Like going to a doctor for a general check up once in a while, u know?

>>68627984
https://www.interpals.net/Giuusii
https://www.interpals.net/fraancii

hey guys, this is the same person with 2 account right? Look at the names and both contacted my korean fake profile lol
Tell me it's not true. Both "girls" look hot

>>68628129
i fucking hated gongorist

>>68628129
in the top 7 row

OG right here, new pic same account name

>>68628129
I'm not on there.

Legit hurt my feelings.

>>68628129
Not the single that matters =:((

>>68628366
Nortism's friend list is basically the new Sperg Squad.

>>68628422
Doesn't matter. More attention is always good.

Unless it's from Pakis. Pakis out, etc.

>>68628422
Send me friend requests everyone, will accept later tonight when I have done enough shitposting

>>68628480
thanks for commenting on my pic baby boy :3

>>68628614
T-that's what friends are for handsome :^•

>>68628129
/pot_lel was my Asian fake. It's dead now

/Dreamgirl97

wtf Ukraine I thought you were arab free

>>68628753
yay o/ thanks for responding \(º0º)/

>>68628802
I saw a black chick with a Ukrainian flag two days ago with pics very clearly taken in Kiev.

Freaked me the fuck out.

>>68627776
May Þunarr be with you in your endeavour and bring you success.
>>68628178
When the pics are framed, assume it's a fake account.

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Wanted to add you motherheckers as friends but 90% of you don't accept friend requests without message first

Frick this

>>68628854
Apparently Ukraine actually has a moderate sized black community. They sent a black woman to eurovision a few years back which caused massive butthurt and I've seen pictures of black people in the Ukrainian army.

>>68628884
well, then message first, you fool.

>>68628928
Can't be bothered

>>68628913
Where the fuck did they come from? And why in God's name would you move to one of the only white countries that's Africa tier shitty?

>>68628973
Now that is rude. Definitely not a way to treat a fellow slav.

/dragon_705
>a bigger hospital
Kek every time.

>online feature is broken again

>>68629065
You guys spent a thousand yeard killing and enslaving each other. So it depends on your perspective.

I don't think I'm going to make a move with this Ecuadorian QT, she wants me to text her today. But i don't think I will.

>>68628992
My theory about blacks in Ukraine and Russia is that they were guest workers from Angola or some shit and just stayed after the Soviet Union collapsed. Same reasoning as to why the Czech Republic has the 3rd largest Vietnamese community in Europe

>>68629094
Please tell me this is someone on here's fake profile.

>>68629236
Post her number. I'll pretend to be you and post the noods on here.

>>68629263
Dunno, I see blacks in St.P. rather often. They usually do shit like passing out flyers. I doubt that they are even legally in Russia.

>>68629339

I don't have her number yet, we talk on Tinder

>>68629263
The soviet union was already giving away scholarships and receiving students from fellow communist countries and countries under its influence, including Africa.

>>68629382
Yeah but that's St. Petersburg. Why the fuck would anyone immigrate to Kiev, legal or otherwise, especially if they were black?

>>68628813
i love you

>>68629669
https://youtu.be/zOt6ppIBOd4

I love you cp
everyone of you

>>68629624
Tbh, I would say the same thing about St.P. Also, Kiev is a beautiful city and is not a bad place to live in (assuming. that you disregard all the political stuff), so idk. As I said, I doubt that they legally emigrate. You seem to overestimate their intellectual capabilities.

>>68629780
I don't deserve your love.

>>68629836
Kiev's a fucking shithole though.

>>68629839
everyone does. we will remain friends for life. Cp is our family now

>>68629780
You are fat

>>68629897
Not cunts and /mena/ though.

>>68629905
no grandpa , im skinnyyyyy

>>68629905
For you

>>68629923
whats a cunt

>>68629923
Or manlets

would you rather be a girl or be a virgin for life? question is for men

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>tfw the only response you're looking forward anymore is nortism's

>>68629961
If you loose that weight, will you die?

>>68630066
tweezer is your best friend my lad

>>68630131
I like it natural

>>68630047
would rather be a virgin girl for life desu

>>68630251
why hahaha

>>68630066
That fucker doesn't respond to my messages.

And I thought we were going do Gdansk ;_;

>>68630278
girls can manipulate men into doing anything they want so easily, that it's not even funny

lets find out who is the most handsome guy on cp is
whoever wins will be crowned the king

>>68630337
no men are the ones doing that
remember dutch boy makes girls stuff objects up the butt

>>68630359
Ludwig already won.

>>68630359
See >>68630420

He looks older than 20 imo though, not that it's a bad thing.

>>68630420
no i disagree, there's one more handsome than ludwig

>>68630359
I honestly might be but I'd don't want attention from yall.

>>68630502
lol post profile

>>68630489
Post picture, I doubt he's gonna be good looking, tall and also fit.

>>68630550
he is tall and handsome yea

>>68629997
A girl
>>68630044
They were all purged in the great spergout of July
>>68630066
<3, I will answer you later tonight. I'm not a total cunt :-*
>>68630098
Why is baneposting so great? Can next tread be /cp/ baneposting edition?
>>68630287
I-I'm sorry, I will answer everyone tonight... But you know, this shitposting ain't gonna do itself svennevenn
>>68630359
Ludwig, Kraut, one of the leaflets or Clayton (Clayton would win if he didn't have that JUST haircut)

>>68628129

Oh fuck, im there. Dont visit anymore tho. Got an IRL gf from there, been together for over a year and a half now. Try and find me on the list.

Also rachel a qt.

>>68630540
Nah. I'm in Michigan, try to find me.

>>68630599
who is kraut, post profile. leaflets are barely average, all of them in my opinion. clayton's age and crooked nose bothers me as well as sissy haircut

>>68630658
>kraut
I don't know his profile, I just know that he is fuggen handsome and gets more qts than my fake Korean...almost

>>68630652
awww you is clay clay lol

>>68630736
Nope

>>68630066
Not going to answer how I dox people btw, if I tell people would be able to prevent :^D

>>68630754
hmm clay is the only one i know from michigan
gib another hint

>>68630719
handsome by cp standards= slightly below average in real life :D

>>68630416
There are a few men like that, but women are way better at it, this is an undeniable fact

>>68630897
russia pls do not argue with me, you know how bad men treat women

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/ZzynpP just messaged me saying "I dont need your comment"

>>68630897
Catfishing is not manipulation

(ง ั⌑ั)ว ) Dame!

Common you guys, don't fight, there's enough me for everybody

>>68630953
true true, i am also guilty of catfishing :D
once things got so bad, the person almost jailed my ass. learned my lesson and gave it up for good ;(

>>68628129
I used to be on the sperg list before i deleted my account?

who here remembers Johnno, the autistic Aussie?

>>68630818
Im qt and in my 30s.

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>>68628129

I'm on the list.

Also realized I've wasted three years of my life on Interpals, looking at my age in this list. mfw.

>>68631399
30s = old and ugly or ogly

>>68631521
You don't even know that nobody even likes bullies, like you!!!

drinking lactofree milk

>>68631504
6 years for me :p (never been on the list tho)

>>68632235
A-are you the patriarch we seek?

lmao you fucking virgintards relying on a shitty dating website to get women

>>68632612
I'm not sure, I went through 2 qt's before I knew about /int/ and i'm hoping the current qt will be the permanent one

>>68632885
lmao ugly beta jelly of your international topqts :^)

>>68633023
why would i be jelly of my international topqts?

>>68633166
Because you're a fagget, obviously

>>68633166
you are right, online dating is really meh thing unless you are going to meet them and cum inside.

>>68633217
post your profile you fucktard im going to shave your dick you dumb fag

>>68633298
My duck is already shavened for the qts

>>68633298
eww thats kinda gay

>>68633369
prove it

you can't

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>>68632885

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Kek, I guess this is the end

Some jelly mod banned me for being too good looking

See you space cowboys

>>68634349
That is for being rude to fellow slavs. (also you do look good)

>>68634349
Kek why have you been suspended?

>>68634462
Oh I'm going to get my answers, don't worry

>>68634613
That's right, you show them, Lud! Call the manager

>>68634613
https://www.interpals.net/RRicho

that's one of the head mods

a pedo desu

>>68634742
Thanks boo

Somebody give me an actual mod profile

>>68634915
https://interpals.net/garmo

>>68634915
I just did. He's one of the head moderators.

>>68634915
RRicho is an actual mod, and /antonio is the Interpals founder tbqh

Why do ladyboys get so much attention on interpals? If you look at their profiles they all have a bunch of friends, a bunch of guys posting on their walls and a hundred comments on each of their pictures.

>>68635079
Because men like girls with dicks.

>>68631521
Nah I'm in my prime. Still have my youthful skin and bone structure but also can grow full, robust, facial hair and my hair itself is starting to slightly salt and pepper with no balding whatsoever. Helps I lift obviously, but I basically make any qts in their 20s panties moist.

>>68635362
nah 30s is like around my dad's age, so you are technically old

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Getting back in the game*...
Worth it or nah?

* Knowing that I don't ever mean to meet with these sluts, but instead wish only to gather nudes. Interpals girls, or those I seem to target at the very least, are ingrained with too great a notion of prudeness, so I can't ever get nudes in an under a day or two's work :^(

>>68635430
Underage b&

>>68635362
>Helps I lift obviously, but I basically make any qts in their 20s panties moist.
Oooh teach me please!

I was only memeing you fellas

It's nothing to get worked up about

Good luck with your QT's

I'm going to watch some Jackie Chan movies now

/Mods-Cucks

>>68635549
Slovaquie.

>>68635430
Chicks love older guys. We don't look like fuckbois and we have more money.
>>68635543
Pick up heavy things recreationally a few time a week, eat well, drink less.

>>68635630
>drink less.
To use the terminology of my generation, I can only edge on "having a good time" if I get myself drunk, so that's unfortunately not about to fade my life.
>eat well
Ah check! Wish I could procure myself more meat though.
>pick up heavy things
Something I'll regrettably only have in my grasp once I've befriended some "work-out" friends who'll do with me. Can't ever picture myself going to the gym by myself.

Thanks though ameribro. Wish there were something about fixing the face though.

>>68635756
I got nothing for you on fixing the face unfortunately I was just lucky to be born with a good one. My problem when I was young was always the body because my metabolism used to be too fast to gain much muscle. No longer a problem thankfully.

>>68635865
>No longer a problem thankfully.
Did that remedy itself, or was there something you undertook personally for it to not bother you anymore.

>>68636016
A little of both. Obviously your metabolism slows down when you get older and you naturally become stronger in your late 20s, so I no longer have to eat a billion calories just to stay slightly more athletic than average. Additionally I make more money than I did in my early 20s so I can afford to eat a lot better.

Late 20s-early 30s is really the physical prime for males.

>>68635756
So long as you're 5+/10 or tall your face doesn't really matter. If it's shit just grow a beard to cover it. Chicks love beards.

>>68636701
>Late 20s-early 30s is really the physical prime for males.
I'll be drinking to that then.

>>68636758
>So long as you're 5+/10 or tall your face doesn't really matter
Those would've been apt criterias for any individual who could swagger around girls with a semblance of normality, but couple them with the raging autism I have each time I'm brought close to a girl, and I think you have to hike up the part about the face to 7+/10. Otherwise, I really can't imagine why they'd stick around. But still, that was uplifiting. Cheers Espana.

>>68637033
If you drink a bit then just find your perfect balance between fun guy and inhibitions lowered and try to stay there as long as possible. When I was at uni I couldn't imagine having any luck with girls while sober but while a bit drunk I did alright - just needed to be careful about going too far the other way and ending up arse over elbow

>>68637033
Juste parle avec eux. Ce n'est pas dur.

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>>68637196
Mais dis donc, tu es un coquin Charles-Hector Ad (C.H. Ad)!
>>68637134
>your perfect balance between fun guy and inhibitions lowered and try to stay there as long as possible.
Like I'd told the american, drinking to that then. Though I should nuance that, and don't be beffudled that I'm attempting to boast about this (I actually hate it), but I have my ability to withstand alcohol that's pretty high so it feels ridiculous to be spending +30€ on drinks to even be in the appropriate state of mind to approach girls.

Ludwig shows up in my friend feed, but he shows up as an inactive user in my chat list.

DID HE KEK ME?! :'(

>Attractive Ukrainian girl messages me
>Message is in Ukrainian
>I don't speak Ukrainian

what do?

>>68637457
deploy your D

>>68637457
post it, i'm pretty sure it's russian not ukrainian

>>68637457
Пpивeт, выcылaй фoтo ceбя гoлoй, тoгдa и пoгoвopим.

whoever this is, stop /lisadk

>>68637529
No it's Ukrainian. I'm able to tell the difference between them because Ukrainian uses letters that Russian doesn't.

>>68637395
Shouldn't need to. I have a really high tolerance. Even if I haven't eaten all day 10 pints of cider isn't enough to get more than tipsy, but I generally find if you mix spirits with pints and drink in an oddly rigid manner, it gets you drunk quicker. Have a pint then have a shot of your fave, a shot of something lass wants to try and another pint, it'll do you a mischief. Seriously I have mastered the art of getting pissed for cheap because I fucking needed to

>>68637643
Just reply with this: >>68637539

>>68637450
Someone respond to this pls... This is the shit that makes people delete accounts!!!

>>68637597
hello there my old friend

>>68637450
Mods got him. Friends list and bookmarks don't update, dead profiles stay there forever.

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>>68637683
hi

>>68637660
>>68637395
Okay, now a russian lifehack: get a piece of bread then tear it and throw into your vodka shots. You will be drunk before you know it.

>>68637660
>Even if I haven't eaten all day 10 pints of cider isn't enough to get more than tipsy, but I generally find if you mix spirits with pints and drink in an oddly rigid manner, it gets you drunk quicker. Have a pint then have a shot of your fave, a shot of something lass wants to try and another pint, it'll do you a mischief. Seriously I have mastered the art of getting pissed for cheap because I fucking needed to
Ah for once some concrete advice. Anyways, I should probably withdraw myself from the spotlight, and not monopolize the thread more than I should any rights to, so I'll be away now, but cheers! Thanks a bunch. Will be trying that at the earliest, hmmm, thursday I suppose.

>>68637597
It's nortism account

>>68637750
/cp/ mah heroes!
Hopefully you won't mind that I'll not credit you in my Nobel acceptance speech as people who have contributed to my life, knowing that this place isn't exactly the most reputable of places to quote, but still you're in my heart brahs.

>>68637867
omg you are going to be famous yayyyyyyy

>>68637905
Nah nah, who knows. Reaching for the stars mayhaps on that peace prize one.
People do let it know that I'm "a nice fellar", so nothing's out the window... yet.

>>68637711
wtf, should we write that pedo mod a letter or something? What an outrage!

>>68637849
No, but she's my qt... Stay away!

>>68637663
I just said "I don't speak Ukrainian or Russian very well. Do you speak English?" because that's about all I know how to say in Russian. Probably butchered it though.

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I am so smiley :-D

>>68637964
Hon är min

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>>68638006

>>68638006
>share illegal black cows
Oh fug, what is happening?

>>68638006
>she never knew what she wanted
I don't intend on being a meanie, but for the girls to say this about themselves, can't it be translated into "haha see, i only had sooo many boyfriends in the past cause like i never know what i want, nope #notaslut"
Or is my autism reading too much into it?

She sounds nice otherwise.

>>68638260
She's a virgin with one ex, like me

>>68637964
Important! I will not answer your PMs on the site before you send proofs that you have sent either "Justice for /LudwigK" or "Dicks out for /LudwigK" to the mods.

Thank you.

>>68638300
Hey bb

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This is promising.

>>68638286
Wish you the best champ!

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need a haircut

so did the dutchie kill herself or what?

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#Justice4LudwigK

>>68638954
We know you do Bruno

Are Mongolian girls any good? They're the hottest chinks in my opinion. More importantly, are there even that many mongols on interpals?

>>68639734
you guys never cease to amaze me.
фaпaть нa мaмбeтoк ayльных, нy eбaнyтьcя блядь.

Hey guys /bigguy/ back

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>>68638954
What kind of haircut do you want?

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>>68640015

>>68639734
There are basically no real Mongolians. Nor Tibetans, which is a shame because I want to learn a weird special snowflake language and those two were top nominees.

post comfy songs pls, need to study

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>>68639268
She's online on Interpals rn, probably just got bored because she didn't attract enough attention here

>>68639734
It's true you don't see many Mongol qts. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for Mongol men. And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no Mongol qts, and that Mongols just spring out of horse poo!

>>68640216
Song I like to listen to when I do /comfy/ shitposting and trolling.
https://youtu.be/ChoIcrUJ8js

>>68640216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RgQ-JDiOic

>>68640216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC-g5I-QsH4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y8z5L__glk

>>68640015
I have no clue desu.

Fugg. ..

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What kind of fucking pick-up line is that.
Though I really hope that she wasn't being sarcastic.

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>>68640475

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>>68640475
You were supposed to play along

>>68640599
Nothing wrong with that. Stop being autistic..

>>68640696
>Nothing wrong with that. Stop being autistic..
Doubt a guy could get away with it though.

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Question for frogs, maybe Francophones in general. So I told my French penpal about eggnog, I called it "le lait de poule", it's what I've been taught. She translated it literally and told me what I was referring to was called "la crème anglaise" over there? I looked it up and it seems similar, but not the same. Who is wrong here, me or her? I just want her to know the glory of this based holiday drink, not some alternative.

>>68640321
breh

>>68640348
obrigado, deus te pague que não tenho trocos

>>68640389
i'll start these now

>>68640854
You talk too much about eggnog friend.
>>68640917
wew

>>68640216
This is the comfiest song of all time https://youtu.be/zprRZ2wFQD4

>>68640799
I've been told that a few times on Interpals... although usually by azns.

Make a compliment back or just move on if you don't like her.

>>68640854
Creme anglais is custard.

>>68641100
Fuck.

>>68641046
https://youtu.be/sZJDYlxkM-c

>>68638954
Same desu though I'm getting mine cut next week by my gf and her mom which might not end up the best but I don't want to spend money on going to a barbershop.

>>68640389
liked the first one, not the second one

>>68641046
reminds me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6k0vEBdlG0

>>68641087
This happened.
For the life of me, I can't conceive where it I'd fucked up.

>>68639734
I know a really cute Mongol but her English is non existent.

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>>68641476

>>68640854
You were in the right, but she must not have known what eggnog with how rarely it's consummed here.

>>68641540
Thanks for clearing that up, sucks you guys don't get into the holiday spirit like us.

Also wew lad, what did you do, not respond at all?

>>68641418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmQPJLANhoQ
Then you might like something like this. Dunno, for me Muslimgauze is pure ear candy + it puts me in a trance, so I stop lurking and actually study.

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>>68641579
My autism disclosed itself too early for her to have slowly been braced into it.

What sucks is it began with a compliment, and only under 20 minutes was I able to be both told that, and promptly blocked: >>68640599

>inb4 "m8 your responses are so autistic"
That's a bit the fucking point.

>>68641594
im gonna listen, both reminded me of pomegranates album by nicolas jaar. don't know if you know it

>>68641715
Ah, ça craint. At least there's more conversations to be had, though.

>>68641715
>you are a piece of shit
How does that follow?

>>68641715
Well, that escalated quickly.

>>68641876
argh, go away

>>68641780
>Ah, ça craint.
Ca fout le cafard surtout qu'il m'en faut moins de vingt minutes pour me faire haïr de la gente féminine.

>At least there's more conversations to be had, though.
Rarely with girls who are the ones to start the conversation of their own bidding, on which I don't I don't have to elucidate you is a huge moral boosting.

>>68641877
I don't know. I really don't. For once in my life, did somone out-"autist" me?

>>68641898
Maybe you're her?

>>68641910
>go away
>responding
Mixed signals, you fucking retard.

>>68641926
Honestly, yeah.
I mean you were sperging out like a retard, but her calling you a piece of shit for effectively nothing means she was fucking with you or she's completely whack.

>>68641926
Non. Je ne suis pas stupide.

>>68641926
In my experience, the ones who come to you first aren't worth knowing, they're shallow, not genuine or have some kind of problem that's not evident at first. In any case, don't let this one experience impact everything else (easier said than done, I know).

>>68641949
STFU ZHANG DONG

>>68642072
fuck I felt bad listening to that on youtube quality. that bass fuckkkkk got magnet link for the album?

>>68642061
>I mean you were sperging out like a retard,
:o
Though to lessen that people might deem me an idiot, each of you should know that "sperging out" is my go-to strategy whenever a girl's as vapid as to ask to "start a chat" for her.
Basically, I sprinke the conversation with each vacuous detail I can conjure to mind, and leaving her the luxury of picking out which one of the details she'd like to discuss.

>>68642072
So you think she was weird?

>>68642083
>don't let this one experience impact everything else
Ugh, excruciating though. And I'll never know where it is I had my flaws. Don't feel like asking you guys to ask her fpr me, since there'd be inevitably be the name of my account that'd be spilled.

>>68642249
you said you would kill yourself yesterday, did you give up? post contact info.

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Ignore the attention whore with HIV.
Do not respond to her posts or you will get AIDS.
We have to unite to rid /cp/ of this cancer.

>>68641715
>>68641877
>>68641898
>>68641926

It follows easily.

>And I don't have the time to shop a gift for my little brother in Christmas

You are a piece of shit dude.

>>68642117
It's okay, I forgive you for knowing Jaar.

>>68642262
Nah, but I am sure that you can find his discog on , say, rutracker (at least that is where I have downloaded it from).

>>68642362
Christmas is in 10 days.
How in the hell would I not have the time tomorrow? And originally, I'd only meant to purchase it today what with shops being their emptiest on wednesdays.
Me not following through today doesn't mean he's doomed not to have one.

Though yeah, that might be it.

>>68642298
Elle est malade mentalement. (not sure about the order here, do I put malade or mentalement first?)

>>68642362
>don't
And I wrote "didn't" f*ggot, which to any proficient English-speaker should let them on that there'll still be that eventuality tomorrow.

>>68642482
i dont have a rutracker acc, gotta ask a friend that has, but ill check soulseek before

and I think it's "malade mental"

>>68642445

>Christmas is in 10 days
No it's not heretic, it's in 23 days.

>>68642496
Well don't insult me because she can't understand english what the fuck mate ?

>>68642311
.-. No im gonna do it
>>68642312
-____-" woah i thought this was the post nudes general
And i just decided to post my own here >.>
Whats wrong with that

>>68642482
Non, non c'est parfait ainsi!
Though "malade mentalement" wouldn't be precisely be what you'd hear from a native French speaker in his vernacular. Maybe "malade mental". It doesn't make any sense, but is how it is.
Traîne donc dans /fr/ quand tu le sentiras l'ami!

>>68642535
Right on the money.

>>68642535

Make one, it's free.

>>68642565
> i thought this was the post nudes general
Yes but I don't want my PC to get any virus while browsing this thread with your nudes around

>>68642544
Serbia please forgive me.
I thought you were intentionally warping what it is I had said by rewriting "don't" and not "didn't" as I'd said it. "Don't" would've made me seem like an asshole.

>No it's not heretic, it's in 23 days.
Pfff...

>>68642646
lel
Just don't give the ugly poz any attention and it should go back to mena

Did she really ever post nudes?

I've been kept away from /cp/ more than I could care for gents.

>>68642654
I wasn't the text is small and I was too lazy to quote it word by word :(

>>68642776
Nah it's all good bro!
Merry Christmas in January then?

>>68642738
J'ai vu ton autre poste, t'as merdé.

En tout cas, pense de la tête, Pierre. Ça ne fait rien si elle a postée de photos, il faut qu'elle part tout de suite. Lui ignore.

>>68642576
Merci.
>Traîne donc dans /fr/ quand tu le sentiras l'ami!
I will, when I feel a bit more confident. I lurk from time to time to gain some expierence.

>>68641418
That was lush mate cheers.
>>68641365
Getting mine done mañana. We /haircutpals/now

>>68642833
>expierence
Feels good to be retarded.

>>68642808
>Ça ne fait rien si elle a postée de photos
Enfin, rien que pour savoir si je ferai mieux d'intensifier mes passages sur /cp/ pour en avoir un aperçu peut être.
Et puis je lui renie ses (Toi) donc je fais pas que merdé pour l'instant.

>>68642833
Make France Russophile Again!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3965096/Putin-praises-Francois-Fillon-great-professional-anti-abortion-anti-gay-rights-pro-Assad-politician-favourite-win-French-presidency.html

So the Romanian qt I bailed on for like 2 years has agreed to talk to me again and wanted to know what I've been up to. Well...

A few months ago I was hit by a car, it broke my pelvis in a few places, my hip in one, and forced me to have a multiple surgeries where they installed a bunch of steel and carbon fiber rods in my abdomen. I have surgery to remove some of those one Friday. Additionally some of the medication they gave me gave me seizures forcing me to become hospitalized again. I still can't walk without crutches and won't be allowed to drive a car for at least six months due to state law and the seizure.

So my question is, how thick do I lay this stuff on, how much sympathy do I angle for in order to get her to forget that I was an asshole and bailed on her for two years even though I liked her and knew she liked me?

This is all true btw, I just need advice on how much I should milk my few months of bad health in other to hopefully trick her into forgiveness.

>>68642895
Is not your future president Marine Le Bread pro-Russia?

>>68643087
Copy and paste what you wrote here. Its matter of fact manner will shock her more than any sob story, while also not appearing to go for the jugular. Then talk about other stuff from the last few years.

>>68643115
>Le Pen
>Future president

I want it as much as you, but...

>>68643115
Eh, more likely that François Fillon will be elected president, but essentially those two favorites are russophiles.
Weird to be honest when that follows up with half a century of brandishing France-USA as our main alliance.

>>68643087
just tell her that when you were in bed at the hospital right after the accident you were tearing up because you thought you would never walk again and that was the price you were paying for what you had done to her even if you don't believe in god or karma. put emphases on "this opened my eyes and you don't know how much i was in pain for what i've done to you"

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>>68643197
Fillon > le Pen though.

>>68642840
I have to wait until the day before Christmas to get mine though my gf is nervous about cutting my hair

>>68643087
>being near a romanian now that you're filled to the brim with metal
Anon I...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2335322/Romanian-gang-jailed-stealing-120-000-copper-cables-remote-substations-farms.html

>>68643254
Actually being in the hospital did make me want to talk to her, it's what brought me back to IP.

My nurse was Romanian and she and I were talking last week and at a certain point I brought the qt up and my nurse convinced me I should see if I could try and get back in contact with her.
>>68643177
>telling the truth
>ever
You must be a virgin

>>68643535
The steel is coming out on Friday bro, I'll be good.

Also she's ethnic Hungarian anyway.

>>68643599
>remove some of those one Friday.
Oh, had thought that there'd only be a fraction that'd be extracted: "remove some of those one Friday.". Well it's pretty heart-warming that everything's going your way.

>Also she's ethnic Hungarian anyway.
Shucks, for once that I thought some /cp/-ster hadn't given into yellow-fever, I see I'm still wrong.

>>68643546
>>telling the truth
>>ever
How conventionally American.

>>68643722
The metal ones come out on Friday. The carbon fiber ones do in fact stay in forever but luckily those aren't recyclable.

>>68643763
If you ever tell the whole truth to a woman you're a fucking retard and it's as simple as that. There is literally zero reason or incentive to ever do that.

>>68643768
>The carbon fiber ones do in fact stay in forever but luckily those aren't recyclable.
Spooky friend. But I suppose that it can't be any worse than having bones inside your body once you grant it one long thought.

>>68643817
Not true, by the way.

>>68643817
>If you ever tell the whole truth to a woman
I don't know. Wouldn't "searching for a woman to which you could one day give the entire uncensored truth" be somewhat of a perfect criteria for filtering out qts?

>>68643829
Well my bones were basically ground into dust so without those rods holding them together I wasn't going to have a pelvis at all. Easy choice to make really.

>>68643817
You must be the guy that's also telling others to beat their qts

>>68643882
It absolutely is true. Only a virgin or woman could possibly be convinced otherwise. There is absolutely zero benefit in 100% of all cases to telling your woman the complete, unvarnished, truth.
>>68643902
Yeah yeah and we all want super powers and to win the lottery too but unfortunately we have to live in the real world.

>>68643955
I'm not saying outright lie but there's never going to be a situation where embellishing at least a little is not preferable to the 100% truth.

>>68643903
Being a righteous american, have you sued the driver that pumelled into you?

>>68644000
>we have to live in the real world.
Checked, and I'm pretty certain that my parents confide in each other their trespassings of the day without holding back, if only maybe for things my father won't tell my mother to not scare her.
Seems very possible friend.

>>68644061
Nah. I was jaywalking and astonishingly drunk.

>>68644000
If you're that autistic that you have to lie to somebody anonymous person over the Internet about something so small, you should just off yourself already.

>>68644184
She's not anonymous, I've known her for years.

>>68644131
>astonishingly drunk.
There, now you can spin your narrative into:
"Hungarian-qt, must I let you know that, being so sorrowful about bailing on you, reached degrees of despair unconceivable which I quenched with alcohol. Alcohol through which I became drunk, and got myself pumelled into. In other words, me being run over is your fault you asian bitch! You owe me so fucking much! Thanks to you, I can barely stand nowadays. Now be compelled to come back to me your blasted whore!"

>>68644239
Now you're thinking frogbro. I like the angle.

The best part is I was so drunk it could very well be true, I sure as shit don't remember.

this site dead yet?

>>68643955
just some shitposting, you don't actually believe he was saying what he thought right?

>>68644356
No, I don't believe most of what I read here.

>>68644356
Some people legitimately have the 'tism.

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>>68644334
>Now you're thinking frogbro.
Wish I could be easily as clever in my conversing with qts though.

Anyways, nightie-night to the bunch of you.

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(๑>◡<๑) how often does /cp/ bathe/shower?
I shower daily twice because I go to the gym regularly (￣▽￣)

>>68644562
Once a week. I have a bunch of metal bars sticking out of open wounds everywhere.

>>68644411
i never lied here

>>68644415
you mean the brit? yep

>>68644562
why bother posting a pic with a towel covering?

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>>68644334
"Do you know the size of a '99 Chrysler LeBaron's bumper?"
https://youtu.be/NwPKYvvCsiU?t=2m51s

>>68644562
Funny enough, I got used to only 4 per week as it seemed almost a rule at the place of my ex QT in Germany. Here in Brazil we do it either twice a day or at least every day.

>>68644617
>i never lied here
Neither have I

>>68644641
Yes.

I was hit by a truck though.

>>68644715
They say magnets help the bones recovering faster.

What happened to qtcrawler? Removed? Also Inter-bopper link doesnt work either

>>68644781
How do they work?

>>68644593
Σ(ﾟдﾟlll)
(ㆀ˘･з･˘) is everything going alright for you then?
>>68644617
>>68642646
._. Ic
Well bc of that I made half nudes .-. Also I dont want to get banned
>>68644647
4 times a week ? -____- ewww
Once a day at least is necessary >.>
._. I mean she poops daily!
@_@ thats gross and not good for anal leaking (licking)
:3

>>68644848
Do you poop every day? That's a lot of poop coming from that ass, no wonder it's dark.

>>68644814
They increase the recovery rate when they're placed close to the areas that needs to recover. It's used for dental implants too. That's how they drastically reduced the recovery times for both the jaws and the legs.

>>68644848
One more before I head to sleep?
My thanks in advance.

>>68644879
-___-" its pink but the room is dark
.-. Im a natural blonde so my skin is pretty pink
<.< i poop daily yes i eat a lot of fibre
.-. When I have anal sex I poop and then clean it so there wont be poop on your dick
.-. If I stay up ill bump this thread with nudes or maybe tomorrow
<.< make me horny and mastarbeet for me @___@

>>68644919
Eh probably should have been something I did a long time ago. Like I said, my surgery is the day after tomorrow.

>>68644968
Tbh I got nudes from muslim girls that are hotter than yours, are you even trying?

>>68644562
once a week
sometimes once every 2 weeks

>>68645035
this kek, even virgin russian qts.

>>68644968
you tell people you're hiv positive right?

>>68644998
Maybe it could help to fix the holes left by the metal bars if there are any, or it could help strengthening the places that got broken. It's still better if you never have to use it, but it's good to know.

>>68645122
Virgin Russian qts are high quality noods though.

Tfw you really want to kiss a QT, but can't.. :(

>>68644715
(ㆀ˘･з･˘) poor you
Σ(ﾟдﾟlll) im so happy you survived it (ㆀ˘･з･˘)
>>68645035
-___-" cant you read? I cant post nudes .-. This is a blue board
And
Ewwwwwwww
@___@ i dont like muslims sorry
>>68644928
Haha wait a min im drying myself then ill head to my laptop and take a pic
(ㆀ˘･з･˘) I want to service your penis well you know
>>68645075
.____." Neet? (ㆀ˘･з･˘)
>>68645122
.-. No. just my boyfriend. <.< also i am pretty sure within a few years there will be a cure for HIV.

.-. Also my hq nudes are for the qts on IP not this board Σ(ﾟдﾟlll) i take m quickly and dont really bother
<3 haha but I love doing voluntary work I cum so much harder when I am the sexsleev of cp
I really love just whoring here around for free and prancing my body around
@__@ if only jannies wouldnt ban me constantly for the nudes

>>68645143
Well there are holes right now but they're going to be stitched up when they pull the bars out.

I donno, I'll ask the docs on fri if they think it would be beneficial for healing from the surgery. I'm open to the idea. I kinda want to avoid taking as much medication as possible as the last pill they gave me caused me to have a seizure.

>>68645232
It's not my fault you cant use your brain and post on imgur or any other place, it seems like you can't even do a whore's job without people telling you how to do it.

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>>68645232
>no
you're not having sex with random are you?

>>68645232
>I want to service your penis well you know
Erm, dankje wel I suppose.
Do know that it's more about the fact that I would've dreaded missing out on them than me being pained by the need to service my penis at the moment.
But we'll see. Maybe the pic's alluring enough for my mind to change ._.

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>>68644928
<3 i love u and your penis
:3 (￣▽￣) youre the bestest person everrrrr
._. Hmmm now i have to sleep as well
<3 plz mastarbeet for me @_@

>>68644968
Youre not natural blonde who are you trying to fool LOL

>>68645325
Can't it be your ass mevrouw?
I don't mean it in any sense that's rude but you're the slightest bit pudgy which hints at a fantastic ass.
Anyways cheers.

>>68645325

Fat

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>>68645317
._. Oh you missed out? Hold on ill look
>>68645301
-____-" excuse me but i did professional sex industry thingy so ik
I wont upload there i want to upload it like that because i am my own boss after all >.>
@_@ you mudslime lover
>>68645302
.-. No i didnt have a lot of sex desu
And I always use a condom
.-.

>>68645403
Yup great!

Catch you around Dutchie if all that's unfortunately all there is.

>>68645337
._. Lol....I am.
>>68645357
I love anal sex (￣▽￣)
.-. Its ok i guess its my fault for cropping pics and taking unflattering pics but i have a decent body and im not fat >.>

>>68645403
Nice "pink"

>>68645458
I donno, I think you're a little chubby. Not horribly but a little thicc.

And that's coming from an American so take that for what you will.

>>68645458
Right, but if you mean to entice so many men into comitting anal sex with you, isn't there the measliest pic of your ass around though?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS


GET THIS DISGUSTING SLOB OUT OF YOUR THREAD

>>68645325
Kek fattie

>>68645528
._. You've never seen my body uncropped though
>>68645481
Thanks (￣▽￣) but Those who have seen my IP pics know im a blonde girl with pink skin
<.< sorry but i wont do more effort to take hq pics for shitty mean people desu
._.

>>68645584
Post it then, but I think I've seen enough angles to make a judgement.

>>68645561
._. Well at least im not a nigger
>>68645547
._. Well im an amateur and im going to bed now i have a busy life
Bonne nuit and ill take a good pic for you <3 what pics do you want tomorrow?

>>68645627
On which hours is it that stroll into these threads?
I don't know. Entertain the fellows here, but the bum is what we've least glimpsed at, so I suppose there's a start.

>>68645627
Do you have any better looking friends?

>>68645584
And yet you will post them here like a good slut, good job :v

>>68645674
Oic if you've missed it ill repost it for you <3 (ㆀ˘･з･˘) gn now i love you a lot

>>68645705
And you don't ever deign drop your account name here, or have I been blind to it all this time?

>>68645731
/seamunster

>>68645627
A nigger that stays in his own country is better than a whore.

>>68645781
Cheers.

Are Jewish chicks more or less likely to send nudes or let you put your penis inside them if you're not Jewish?