I am a gayer and a rumanian.
Einz zvei drei.
DESPISE
the scottish lads
anime
>>68626109
You don't get to bring friends
why go to Paris when you could go to Florence?
We are watching Aleppo burn in real time. And just like in Bosnia and Rwanda, we do nothing
Love it. My lad tried to learn Romanian for me. Who does that for you mates? He doesn't know a word, including 'mersi', but he's considerate.
>>68628750
>have the charisma
>have the ability to talk about interesting shit to myself for hours on end
>good at games
>don't have big tits
I would be making fucking shitloads
>>68628834
good post
The worst pox in the history of life was and is religion
>>68628840
don't care
starting to think I may have the ol' 'tism
>>68628840
shan't be caring about some sand
>>68628846
are you gay or a girl
either way stop talking about your bf
i find it a microagression
>>68628840
they retook the city the fighting has stopped
>>68628877
hate sand, it gets everywhere
Why do these bent cunts think they can talk openly about their faggy lives?
If I smelled their cumstained breath within 30 feet of me I'd shatter their jaws like glass. Thought these threads had hardmen in it?
ah yes, out of whisky.
Considering getting chinky eye surgery and infiltrating China
Thoughts?
>>68628937
Hardmen is British slang for men that get hard for men.
>>68628937
smelling something from 30 feet away must mean you have a big nose
alri jewboy
>>68628882
I'm a guy.
>>68628840
Literally seen nothing in the way of footage/images but apparently it's meant to be a genocide
>>68628958
Just use sellotape to pull your eyes sideways lad.
ATTENTION
JOIN THE SHITPOSTING ORGY AND GIVE HIM A (YOU)
LET'S MAKE A NEW RECORD
>>68529910
>>68529910
>>68529910
THANKS FOR YOUR COLLABORATION
>>68628937
>he isn't a bloglad
might read the dune series or the Hyperion cantos. Which is better?
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J8mvTWceO8
[Support] I found out yesterday that my fiance and I are related. He's known for year.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/5ia1v7/support_i_found_out_yesterday_that_my_fiance_and/
Didnt know the welsh were big redditors haha lol
Just watched the Dinkirk trailer, ask me anything! #DunkirkMovie
>>68628840
My country is doing something.
>>68629048
lisicki is welsh what did you expect
>>68629026
Got anything harder? Something with that 3AM knife fight in a toilet stall vibe to it
>>68629048
>I've invested so much money into this wedding and much of it is non-refundable. On top of that, I don't know how I'm going to explain this to my family and friends
Ah, those woman priorities raising their ugly head once more.
>>68629113
hello ally
>when you see someone grabbing a top album off you on the 'seek
perfect men don't exi-
>>68629113
bad anon!!
>>68629062
Who wins?
>>68629127
Playing Spain in Civ lad. Trying to keep the Moors out.
>tfw speaking to fit blokes at uni
I just turn to jelly in front of them
can't wait for phase 4 tb h
>>68629153
BASED BENNY
miss that lad
>>68629176
From the trailer, looks like the planes win. Thanks for the question! #DunkirkMovie
gonna re-read dune
don't know what made me decide to do it
>tfw beating up gay blokes at uni
I just turn into a bloodlust madman in front of them.
gotta get this adventure time watched :/
>>68629275
ERRR.... PROBABLY THE OP???
R U BLIND
>>68629351
I have an uncle who went to prison for killing two gay men, he got parole though.
Assad will secure all of Syria in 2017 after Trump backs him
did debby do dallas?
>>68629378
Good lad.
>>68629351
exceptional post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys5xfdn5rlo
I enjoy this.
Makes me happy.
>tfw no Deanna Troifu
computer, simulate a rope and chair
>>68629113
good image
two weeks lads
You go Gary!
one of my premolars hurts when I bite
feels a bit wobbly too
hmm
>>68629612
want to FOY him but anyone who hates muzzies is ok
Waited until i finished my tea to have my advent choccy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XvUTwT7Jwg
>>68629611
winterfest 2k16? yes. im looking forward to it.
>>68629725
I like that they know Catholics are not Christians.
>>68629725
>Post bregzit britain
plymouth is actually an alright place
>>68629731
Got given an advent calendar but the chocolate is awful
>anon, have you seen my dre...
>are you wearing my fucking dress anon, you fucking freak?!
>>68629767
Truly we live in a great country that is the envy of the world. God bless ketchup.
>>68628729
good edition
>>68628834
this Paris is a titanic meme and doesn't even have that many ancient/medieval buildings since most of them were bulldozed.
>>68629725
>Catholics AND Christians
stellar banter
>>68629725
any more of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN1MkAGuVyY
>>68629725
Protestant scum btfo
>>68629731
bongostanians are truly weird, can you explain more of said ritual my friendly tribesmen?
>>68629808
Just play Asscreed Unity if you want to see Paris.
gonna kill myself
wish i had advent choccies
>qt i used to fancy in college (so like 7 years ago now)
>writes a massive post about how she's proud of her new curves and actually being skinny didn't suit her anyway
>check her pics
she's literally just a fat mess now lads jesus christ. how can she delude herself this way she used to be so qt
>>68629922
you're going to miss all the new memes, don't do it
Just bought 250 200mg caffeine pills
>>68629922
i don't remember posting this but I might have so i'm going to reply and see if a (You) comes up
>>68629929
Too late spacker it's the 14th you DUNCE
>>68629929
I have a cadbury one but I dropped it and the chocolates all fell out of their slot
>>68630018
spanner
>>68630009
uh-oh i really don't remember posting that
>>68629796
C
U
M U H D I C K
B
U
C
K
E
T
controversial opinion: assassin's creed 3 was the best in the series
>>68629008
le 2 funny lots of repplies lets post this on redddit meme
>Want to wank
>Got DOMS
NIGHTMARE
>>68629969
post the pics
>>68630056
That's not controversial, just retarded.
>>68630056
objectively wrong
although it wasnt as bad as it was made out to be
>>68630056
only ever played the pirate one.
I loved it
really need a bf
>>68630056
whichever was the one in italy was the best one
>>68630056
That is objectively Black Flag
>>68630133
bit gay
>>68629513
>>68630133
moderately gay
>>68630133
my gf is always complaining about hers
probably not as good as you think it would be
some absolute new bangers on rocket leauge
wiling out on the menu screen
>>68630138
three of them were in italy mate
>>68630133
mildly gay
controversial opinion: I hate Ass Creed and it has always been barebones and buggy, there are better stealth games and assassination games
>>68630155
CHRIST
>>68630056
You just made me google some other opinions
First article
http://www.digitalspy.com/gaming/assassins-creed/feature/a673936/ranking-the-assassins-creed-games-from-worst-to-best-where-does-syndicate-sit-in-ubisofts-stab-happy-series/
> The final blood splatter on the executioner's robes, however, was the lack of gender options
>the game was shit because you couldn't be a fucking woman
What a joke "game reviews" have come to
>>68630206
popular opinion: leafs should fuck off to /cum/
>>68630076
foot wank la
>>68630206
>controversial
>>68630056
It's not controversial if it's objectively incorrect.
A controversial opinion would be: Assassin's Creed 1 is the best game in the series.
Which, for the record, it is.
had my first ever wank in a car today
controversial opinion: leafs shouldn't be genocided
saw what you want but the first assassins creed was a groundbreaker, that shit sold out harder than GTA4 even
>>68630279
i liked assassin's creed 1 better than 2
it may have been repetitive but it felt much weightier and more serious without all the stupid italian accents
>>68630229
Leafs are Brit whenever they feel like it.
>>68630236
Footfags are disgusting.
>>68630206
>that
>controversial
Swear you lads are the most spasticated cunts in the world.
>>68630299
I wanked in an entry when I was in my teens. Wearing my school uniform and all sorts. Wish I'd never done it. Even wanked while I was in school once.
controversial opinion: I like the episodes where Deanna's mum visits and makes Picard uncomfortable
Heading for a win on The Chase lads
>>68630332
wankered on a golf course before
>>68630305
>first assassins creed was a groundbreaker
it had big sales but it wasn't groundbreaking
Thief does what it does much better and has user created scenarios/maps
>>68630380
Dirty sket.
>>68630186
oh
well the one where you had your little walled village and you could buy upgrades for it in shit
that one
>>68630389
>Assassin's Creed wasn't groundbreaking
You're chatting absolute WANK. Thief isn't even fucking close to being the same kind of game as AC.
>>68630389
nah you just dont remember
game was the shit
2 was also v good, brotherhood was not as good but still good
revalations was a bit poop
3 was crap
black flag was godly, but for gameplay not story
stopped playing them after that
gotta get this ice cream eaten :/
>>68630380
Who hasn't been wankered on a golf course at some stage.
It's business
>>68630413
thats 2 then
and you are correct
2 was the best in the series
are assassins creed rogue and unity the same game just on different consoles?
wanked on a skate ramp at 5am
wanked in my car in car parks
wanked in the ice rink toilets when I was 14 because there was too many fit girls showing off their frenchies
wanked in the toilet at work most days at a previous job
Can our lad phil get arrested for this?
controversial opinion: all the assassin's creed games are shite
>>68630544
>there
Give him the rope
wanked under my desk at school
Venus is massive at the moment lads.
>>68630554
No thats the undeniable truth
controversial opinion: poo smells like poo
>>68630544
probably
@68630569
>paki sweating buckets
>>68630609
Must be turned on :)
>>68630609
what about the mainstream meteor
>>68630572
We all did that, i think
non controversial opinion: rolling machines are the patricians way to build a spliff
>>68630465
I do remember
it was a dead "open" world where you walked around these hollow cities with nothing to do but these really shitty fetch quests and the occasional main story assasination where you spend forever walking slowly pretending to pray or sitting on a roof because the stealth system was such ass.
that or standing in a circle of guards while they take turns attacking you just so you can press the Counter button and instantly win always.
Keep sharting. Have done for days. It's not even really sharting. It's like, clear anal discharge. Arse does not appreciate the new diet.
>>68630572
i wanked with my cousin sat on my knee once
Wait, who invited anon to the New Years party?
God just fuck off m8, no-one really wants you here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlohKSXS_9E
STRONG N NORVERN
BET U FANNYS ANT GOT KETTED OUT YOUR MIND TO THIS BANGERR HAHA #SICK
me
>>68630544
Unironically yes. Seems like people have been arrested for a lot less these days
>>68630694
>I do remember
>Proceeds to explain to us all how he doesn't actually remember
Non-controversial opinion: Canada should receive a nationwide, site-wide permaban.
I liked the boat parts of assassins creed black flag
the assassination stuff was a bit shit though
they should have just made a game about pirates
>>68630718
>Drinking out of red cups
No idea why I turned up to this shitshow either lad
>>68630718
I had someone say "Nobody even likes you, why are you even here?" to me once and I just went home and never talked to any of them again. Apparently, it was just one of them that was being a cunt and the rest of them liked me, but it was too late. So I spent the next 5 years of my life inside.
>>68630544
kinda silly displaying your power level so blatantly.
not gay but i like the /idea/ of being spanked by another man
just kinda having to submit myself to him is pretty hot desu
>>68630721
>deano: the 'song'
awful
>>68630718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDkCiQ-z5O0
Me at literally any party
have completed every single halo campaign solo on legendary with 3 skulls on
not as hard as people make it out to be desu
>>68630762
>tfw black flag got me into sea shanties
>>68630487
No, but they are tied, Unity begins where Rogue ends.
>>68630845
What a nerd
NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD
Participate in that poll pls.
>>68630635
>>68630635
>>68630796
someone said this to me in primary school and he ended up becoming one of my best friends the following year
>>68630855
LOOOOOWLAAAAAANDS
LOOOOOWLAAANDS AWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
LOOOOWLAAAANDS AWAAAAAAAY
the sea shanties were unironically one of the best parts of that game
great game desu
>>68630880
shant
>>68630762
I just loved the environment. Incredibly immersive.
>gf's overbearing mum is 70 and suddenly fallen very ill
reckon this could be it lads
going to need the finnish poster to fuck off now
>>68630865
is rogue shit like unity?
remember when family guy star wars was like SOOOOOO funnny :D
Any of you lads been drone bombed by Amazon yet?
>>68630894
shanty be reading this
>65% coke
what exactly is the other 35%?
>>68630930
>celebrating the death of someone your loved one loves
You're not worthy.
>>68630946
Rogue is Black Flag in North America.
>>68630987
>getting overly emotional over a non-significant-other's death
oh no!
>>68630718
would absolutely slap the face off that bint centre right giving me a look like that
not even fit
sid meyers Pirates! is better
>>68631000
and with less napoleon
>>68631024
Edgy
what's the verdict on plump gfs
Doing a beer shit
>>68631018
>gf
>non-significant-other
Enjoy getting dumped before crimbo lad lmao
>>68630985
paracetamol, glass, amphetamine and benzo derivitaves are all common
maybe even flour or talc
https://gilvasunner.bandcamp.com/track/hotline-elliot
>>68631037
too bad
*snaps a picture of you*
Hello lads here are my tips to passing a job interview -
1. Wear a shirt that has the same colours as the company logo, if thats blue and orange then get a blue and orange shirt and matching tie
2. Constantly say "yes,yes" and "I see" and nod profusely throughout
3. Strategically pop some valium or tranquilizers timed to hit when the interview starts
good luck!
>>68631026
not enough tunes 2bh
>>68631091
big fan of English napoleon are you pierre?
Had a dream I had somehow bought OTC benzos
give me a good film to watch lads
>>68631152
500 Days of Summer
Rate this meme
>>68631152
Summer Days: 500
>>68631078
I thought mixing coke with benzos killed you
>>68631160
awful suggestion
>>68631152
punishment park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6uKGkkDMe4
George Michael is of greek descent.
>this canadian trying his very best to reinforce everyones opinion on the canadian problem
not a fan
>>68630840
>do you have any other friends apart from us?
>gf leaves her dental floss on my wash cloth
I could swing for her sometimes
>>68631180
When people are calling her a slut for blowing José in the toilet stall and she says "sólo Dios puede juzgarme"
>>68631119
played with french dubbing bien-sûr
didn't really appreciate the game until I started Syndicate 2bh
Hmm
>>68631243
Fuck off Alim
You lads ever have car sex?
>>68631152
kidulthood
>wash cloth
disgusting
just shove the soap bar up your arse
>>68630894
didn't listen to the sea shanties because i was always listening to alestorm as i played it
>>68631197
in significant amounts yeah, the powder mix-in will be negligiable besides maybe contributing to some numbness
not benzos but my m8 mixes opiates and coke all the time, I keep telling him he will die soon but evidently he hasn't speedballed enough to actually keel over yet
>>68631152
Chinatown.
>>68631344
>>68631344
the original face was much more amusing
business idea: doxx rosy to her paypigs
>>68631306
delete this
>>68631407
Yeah I could only find that shit version
Someone post the good one if they have it please
Ta
>encouraged to go for a promotion by my colleagues
>manager putting in a good word for me
>everyone encouraging me
>don't actually want the job
should I throw the interview lads? looks like they're determined to give me it but I like the easy comfy job I have now
>>68631306
>30-month sentence for possessing a knife
fucking hell
what's your christmas bonus lads
50% of a weeks wages here
>>68631486
>>68631306
M E N T I O N E D
>>68631306
Terrified of going to jail over something trivial and having it ruin me
"Snakeyes"
>Jennifer Conelly's husband had her lose a shitload of weight for a film and then had another man spunk in her face in that film as well as having her flash her minge
Fuck is wrong with some people?
>tfw bi-pilor (:(
ITT we pretend to be train drivers
I'll start
*leaves the thread on strike*
>>68631530
You rolled a 1 and a 6
What's for tea lads?
>>68631595
just made a huge fucking burger
>>68631595
looks fucking revolting
>>68631608
Pics
>>68631579
*crashes and kills you*
>>68631535
>Soon after, he moved to Brooklyn, New York with Connelly and her son.
>>68631595
gf's arse ring
Why is Anthony Joshua so uncharismatic?
>>68631630
just ate a huge fucking burger
was 250gr does that make you wet
>>68631552
actually did a kek at this
>>68631608
you and your fucking burgers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AkAGc5nOXw
female rasheed is woke
listening to at the gates
doing a poo as i write this
will have finished the poo by the time i solve the captcha and post though
>>68631657
What's a "gr"?
>>68631657
not that big :/
Why did Kanye stand with Trump
>>68631595
good old za
>>68631656
hes not very bright
plus as a 6ft-whatever adonis with the body of a greek marble statue I don't imagine he ever needed to develop much of a personality
>>68631678
there's nobody I respect MORE than an efficient pooer
>>68631709
grrrrrrrr
>>68631712
its not? slapped 2,5 burgers from the butchers together to make that monster
>>68631718
he's completely aware of how much shit the media chat
>>68631749
>2,5
going to batter you
>>68631741
>I don't imagine he ever needed to develop much of a personality
Well you kind of so if you want to sell your fights, you fucking tit.
>>68631749
it's quite big actually, I've changed my mind
>>68631718
kanye realizes the cultural pendulum is swinging hard to the right
Told him about it. "I fall asleep thinking about you holding my hand and one of us kissing each other on the cheek."
Jeez, how lame is that.
>you will never be a GREAT friend of trump
>>68631808
Alri joe rogan
>>68631718
he's playing 4D chess and he wants to be on Trump's side of the board
Do you care about the plight of people in Syria or not?
>>68631749
What does 2 comma 5 mean?
having some clean water
>>68631787
>you fucking tit.
how immature are you that you felt the need to insult me over that totally neutral comment?
learn to have a discussion like an adult. Also he sells fights regardless because he's a knockout merchant, until he gets beat or wins without a KO people will tune in regardless
>>68631827
am i wrong? leftism is falling out of fashion
>>68631847
nice
>>68631832
>implying there are """sides""" in 4D chess
Spotted the 2D chess player
>>68631718
To discuss multicultural issues
>leftism is falling out of fashion
>>68631868
What a fucking fanny you are, m8
Do you know where you are???
>>68631876
No Id guess its swinging right aswell but it will be a few years before it matters
I called you rogan because he says about the pendulum on his podcast
>>68631876
they had limits and they pushed too hard
it was always doomed to failure, surprised it took this long
>>68631929
coming off as a tryhard edgy mong
pipe down
going to beddy byes now
REALLY hope i die in my sleep
farewell x
>>68631844
*flicks your cold ears*
simmer down
>>68631977
byyyye x
>>68631977
Cya
>>68631876
Yes you're wrong, younger generations are uber marxists, right wingers are literally dying off
>>68631941
isn't joe rogan that like UFC fight organiser dude?
why the fuck would you listen to his podcast
>fr*nce
>>68632024
bad post
>>68632015
hmm, nah
>>68631976
I think you should fuck off back you tumblr, you thin skinned fucking weasel.
got a free windows 10 tablet with my laptop lads
it's fucking shite, can see why people go for ipads
wank forecast:
next 30 mins- 5%
next 120 minutes: 20%
next 300 minutes: 95%
>>68632024
vive le france
>>68632015
stop talking about american stuff in a british thread
>>68631929
garauntee this spastic discovered /brit/ from reddit about 4 hours ago
>>68632071
hmm, how about not wanking for a change sweety?
>>68632023
He's a former host of the Man Show
Not sure I can be arsedd to go gym tbqh
just seen one of them stupid /fa/ cunts (with long hair and black trench coat) walk in the library.
fucking looks shit.
>>68632092
I'm not, did you reply to the wrong post?
>>68632024
>>68632112
there's ~5% chance I won't wank today
>france
aaaaah yes, the eternal enemy
>garauntee
Fresh off the boat this one.
>he's here
>>68632122
careful he might have a gun
>>68632015
nah, you only think the younger generations are uber marxists as you think they're ideas are threatening and therefore you highlight them more.
>>68632122
>being in a library
lmao fucking NERD
me and my mate back in secondary haha
>>68632122
Fine line between a fedora and a goth ninja fuccboi
Where are these pakis on /brit/ coming from???????????????????????
>>68632056
lol, you are clearly upset yourself and just projecting. I am perfectly calm and answered your question comprehensively so you start stomping your feet and crying?
get a grip la, take some deep breaths
>>68632122
t. Trackie lad
>>68632178
I am a marxist though
>>68632199
london
Who /eclipse2017/ here
can't decide if I want to view it from Symbiosis festival in Oregon or from a location with the highest chance of a clear sky, like Kansas/Missouri
>>68632218
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>I am a marxist though
>>68632219
That's a large hat
>>68632203
>I am perfectly calm
Yes, getting incredibly upset at being called a tit then sperging out is sure to convince people you're "perfectly calm"
Greater London
>>68632236
Bass in your face...
>>68632211
nice one lad, idk if you know, but I'm Marxist too.
what strain of Marxism you into?
Trotsky here.
>>68632252
No worries mate you can sit at home wanking to hentai while I'm travelling the world
dont see how someone could unironically be a marxist
>nice one lad, idk if you know, but I'm Marxist too.
>what strain of Marxism you into?
>Trotsky here.
What's that smell?
Latest paypig news?
What does it feel like to be in love with a female?
t. lonelylad
>>68632354
it depends if they love you back or not
>>68632254
ok, precious
>>68632354
you don't even want to shag them, you just want to be in their presence.
I see that wimp from /sp/ is here
>>68632354
painful because they don't love you back and they suck on other boys willies and let them put their willies inside them
just watched bone tomahawk
was literally the most disturbing death scene i've ever seen and i've seen a lot of films
>idk if you know, but I'm Marxist too.
>>68632354
Great but then they stamp on your heart and you're fucked for years lol
>>68632367
>or not
>nice one lad, idk if you know, but I'm Marxist too.
>what strain of Marxism you into?
>Trotsky here.
Nou din nou:
>>68632400
>>68632400
>>68632400
>>68632400
>look XD if I fedora marxism, I've clearly disprove Marx himself XD XD LE EBIN REDDIT
feminine penis
>>68632387
innit, I watched it about 2 days ago
caught me offguard
>>68631787
>he sells his fights
>not his promoter, who also tells him what to say and how to act
hmm
>>68631718
when you fight monsters for too long, you become a monster yourself
>>68632122
should look in a mirror sometime la, being 190kg doesn't look great either
>>68632449
Are you telling me that Eddie Hearn tells AJ to act like a boring, monotonous gimp?
The fighters are the ones who sell the fight and create the interest, you fucking window licker.
>>68632122
hows yer chinos lmao
>>68632354
Literally just a trick nature plays on you to make you mate with them without killing them