/brit/

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cara

>>68632420
good post

I WILL KILL HIM

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>when /brit/ fedoras Marxism

>>68632474

>he thinks he's good looking
>virgin in 2nd year

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>ask girl her favourite genus/species of tree
>she replies with "oak" or "pine"
every

single


time


this will drive me insane, HATE women

downloading some daemons

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>tfw drinking on an empty stomach
>on a weekday

>>68632518
maple tree master race

>>68632531
literally never drink on a full stomach desu

*bursts through the doors of the /brit/ gentlemen's lodge with linkin park blasting from my headphones*
*walks over to monty at the bar*
*shift my headphones up to the temple of my head*
1 TIMES BAILEYS ... ON THE ROCKS d(=.=)b
*monty is visibly shaking at how cool and intimidating i am*
*i proudly stroll off to where the stereo is*
*look at what's current playing*
THE GIRL FROM IPANEMA? *makes an obnoxious 'wrong answer buzzer' noise* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WRONG ANSWER
*rips out the phone that was connected to it*
*i look at the closest person sitting on a chair reading their copy of the FT*
HEY BOZO CATCH
*i peg it at him*
TOO SLOW
LAWL
*i plug my phone in*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op0A01zZC1U
*i close my eyes and slowly raise my hands as the beat begins to rise*

>when a tripfag outs himself as a lefty
hmmm

can't stand JFs lads

>>68632545
which species

>>68632531
today is my first and last workday this week T B H

>>68632399
The entire soviet union starved to death? Pretty strange considering its large population growth

>>68632420
good post

>>68632545
Wtf

>>68632604
Bad post

>>68632596
DON'T

They tried and failed?

The war crimes the UK has been commuting in Yemen are a disgrace

F A T C A M
A
T
C
A
M

>>68632621
shut up

Someone leaving poisoned dog biscuits around my area lads

What's the betting that it's a fucking muslim doing it

Absolute scum, this angers me more than blowy up terrorism, probably because it it could directly affect me

Have you ever licked a window, lads?

>>68632621
Yank post

>>68632566
just filter it for fucks sake

just woke up lads, invented a drinking game in my sleep: take a shot whenever David Attenborough says "muslim"

desu oak clearly one of the very best types of tree

the only reason you dislike it is because your some faux-intellectual stuck up dickhead who's really just a hipster who is using his marginally above average knowledge to pretend like he has better taste than anyone when really he's just being a contrarian faggot

in short; kill yourself

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerence

hmm yes really makes me think
about fucking killing myself

>>68632636
And why should I care?

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>commuting

>>68632613
>the only person who likes >a fucking leaf
just sums it all up really

>brother has lots of qt 18 year olds in his year
>won't organise events I can attend to shag them

What exactly is the point of having a younger brother then

>>68632671
Who are you talking to?

>>68632663
Yank post

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>>68632636
taking back the port of Aden for the Empire

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>the north

grim

>>68632650

it probably is. Why don't muzzies like dogs?

FOY

>tell my grandma that i go to university in birmingham
>"on, spot the white man country?"

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

>>68632693
Snow yank tyvm southern heathen

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ah yes, I'll definitely watch this

>>68632650
so take to loitering and find out who's doing it and beat the living shit out of him

this is one of those things you can actually do something about if you can be arsed

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>>68632676
>>68632702
>I don't care about the UK genocide the children of Yemen

>>68632730
At least you're not an Aussie, so that's a plus.

>>68632585
>not getting the point of the post

time for you to take the autism test.

>>68632613
not autistic.

nah but i've only had beef with one canadian in /epl/

>>68632733
>black girls wearing lots of makeup to look white

ah yes

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wonder if she's had relations with a nubian gentleman

>>68632732
How much snow do you have on the ground at this very moment?

shit day at work lads

bit annoyed

>>68632689
and who the fuck do you think you're talking to

>>68632744
I don't
why should I?

>>68632730
do one JF

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well?

>>68632783
Like a foot at least

>>68632760
fuck off you little scrote

>>68632785
Do you have one of those toilets to inspect your poop?

Left arm suffers DOMS but my right arm doesn't. Worst part is, my left arm is my wanking arm.

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How's /GF2016/ coming along lads?

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>>68632671
False.
I work in the woodlands everyday. The reason it's so triggering is that there are hundreds species of oak, each vastly different, the easiest way to see if someone doesn't know shit about trees if when they say dumb stuff like your whole post

>desu oak clearly one of the very best types of tree
why? For what reason?
>types
genus is the correct terminology you pleb, and the correct term is Quercus
>>68632760
Already diagnosed

>>68632785
don't care

>>68632805
No but i've seen them in other people's houses

REALLY grim

>>68632801
trolley
chips
roll
sofa

>>68632777
>>68632777
she looks older here
also getting the impression she is one of those girls who somehow seems to be perpetually on holiday

>>68632777

>that mug

looks like she's turning into a nubian

>>68632733
kek

>>68632777
would after 4-5 pints

>>68632831
Gross

>>68632801
2 please, thanks mate x

Can't believe people actually spend their holidays in Africa building schools and whatnot in the blistering heat FOR FREE

I might go Majorca or something, get some beers in

>>68632801
>trolley crisps bread roll settee

eh

>>68632801
Last night I bond burgered your sister

come my lady
come come my lady
you're my butterfly
sugar
baby

>>68632801

trolley
crisps
cob
settee

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Hey! Hey! You! You!
You don't have a girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you'll never have one!

>>68632801
chipper x4

>>68632820
genera is actually the correct term for "types" :s

>2016
>still using pages
alri grandad

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me

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>>68632518
>genus/species
Those words are not interchangeable

>Had a dream last night where I was on a picnic with a girl
>sunny beautiful day
>romantic date
>suddenly a pack of wolves surround us
>I climb a nearby tree to escape
>as im pulling her up into the tree the wolves bite her legs and drag her down
> watch as they savagely rip her apart
>wake up
Ah yes

>>68632873
>Can't believe people actually spend their holidays in Africa building schools and whatnot in the blistering heat FOR FREE
unironically did this

Howling, screeching and caterwauling

https://youtu.be/o8yzH3F7x-M

>>68632801
Ready salted is the only acceptable variety of crisps.

it's seven o'clock

>>68632531

i drank 2 cans of stella in a churchyard near work at lunch and 1 can when walking home, on my 4th now

>>68632518
What a beech

>>68632820
what's your favourite period of british history?

>>68632992
>seven
FOY

>>68632970
You got swindled m8

>>68632992
better go heat up me dinner

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why is it always easier to get girls when you already have a gf ffs

>>68633022
fuck off

Not too keen on the Germans, me

>>68632820
>why? For what reason?

aesthetics

>genus is the correct terminology you pleb

literally have a masters in biology you pleb, I'm sorry you feel the need to act overly autistic about my CHOICE to use casual language but I can tell you for a solid fact only the biggest twats in the field are remotely interested in plants because scientifically they are boring as all fuck, so again I reiterate. Kill yourself you sad twat

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I did it, lads.

>>68633017
>FOY
FOY

>>68632999

my drinking gets out of hand this time of year too. not good.

>>68633033
seal of approval
If you have a gf, means you're bf material

I stepped up to a jet black kid, started speakin spanish!
Yo he wasn't from Panama
I asked him how he get so dark, the nigga said suntama!
He responded so fast, you made me laugh
Ha-ha-ha, HARARRRH, then I scared-his ass!

>>68632518
Oak is a good tree faggot.

That said I would have said yew or spruce.

>>68633064
:]

>I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar

only just realising how euphoric morrissey was

>>68633090
but it's even easier with girls that don't know I have a gf

>>68633064
I guess it's not going to Costa lot that time around.

Nice feeling when you finish a book

Feel like you've been on a journey, seems so long ago I turned that first page x

>m'orrissey

>>68632636
Imagine commuting to Yemen.

Fucking grim.

>>68632959
cool curtains ahmed

>reading
Reddit pls go

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>his favorite tree isn't the Japanese maple

also the best oak is the White Oak

>>68632946
false.
>>68632960
favourite genus or species
>>68633008
pre glacial
>>68633055
>aesthetics
why didn't you say that before then?
>literally have a masters in biology you pleb
Coincidence, as have i. I also have a degree in forestry. What school did you attend? Probably some turbo runt college.

>>68633040
rude! :0

>>68633104
>>68633134
just returning your (You)s

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>I like The Smiths but Morrissey is a dick

>>68633129
they can probably smell the gf on you

>>68633188
bit racist

>>68632873
they do it for the titanic social currency
they get to act smug for their entire lives because they went to Africa and "actually DID something"

>>68633220
what you going to buy?

would genuinely have any of you if you came down my ends

>>68633188
such a kawaii morning

I SAID GET OUT THE CAR

>>68633269
:3

The gf made dinner but it wasn't very good lads.

Should I still tell her it was good?

>>68633225
he is a bit of a knob m8

smiths would have been absolutely nothing without marr

>>68632962
>he didn't pull her up into the tree and then break off a branch before jumping down and beating the shit out of the wolves

wew you're even a beta in your dreams

>>68633269
bit gay

>>68633188
consider suicide
>>68633099
>spruce
What species? REALLY consider suicide

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>>68633240
snakes love them too
they like to hide in the branches and jump down on people

>>68633242
Would be better off paying the Africans to build it themselves

Build up some trade skills and human capital like

Humanity was born into poverty and got out of it, so can the skellys

>>68633189
>What school did you attend? Probably some turbo runt college.

liverpool school of tropical medicine. So wrong again you pathetic plant studying shithouse

billy joel had some tunes it can't be denied

>>68633269
Come round my way and you'll leave in an ambulance

>>68633269
*cums down your ends*

>>68633189
What's your favorite species then?

>>68633220
Like that Spider e-mail?

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>>68633255
flat white

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>tfw you finally hit the belly and take mumsy out the ends

Business idea: dig a big hole in the sahara and drain the ocean into it to combat rising sea levels

>>68632400
ATREIDESES ARE WORSE THAN HITLER AND STALIN COMBINED.
THEY STOLE THE EMPIRE FROM CORRINOS AND THEY ARE ALL GOING TO BECAUSE OF THIS.
T. PROUD SARDAUKAR

End of 2016 lads.

Twenty-seven years since I was born and I've only just gone over £200k in the black.

Will never make it to being a millionaire by 30.

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>>68632856

bender

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what are you getting/giving for chrimbo lads?

>>68633337
they're there for a "feel good" vacation not actual help

really people should bother helping at all, they don't need help

why are there so many crazy people walking around

>>68633309
Nah. Morrissey solo is just as good as The Smiths in places. Marr is useless alone

how do I ask for help

>>68633407
I like her

>>68633398
fucking bean counters
why not buy something real like a gf

>>68633347
But do you have a job at Kew? Didn't think so :)
Feel free to visit anytime, i can waver you in, maybe you can learn something
>>68633358
of?

>>68633398
better give it all to me so I can have a go at making it lad

not a fan of this leaf and his leaf opinions

>>68633407
I said I would lad, how does that make me a bender

>>68633417
because mental illness is a "personality quirk" instead of an illness

need a small loan of a million dollars gf

>>68633407
good post

>>68633398
Invest your money with me and ill make you a million in 3 years
Reply with your email and we will discuss it further

>>68633470
we know

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Ahh yes, the children of Aleppo

>>68633471
he thinks this plain jane is a 10/10

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>>68633425
just like that

>>68633446
Tree

>>68633408
no idea on both counts

>>68632777
oompa loompa doompadee doo

>>68633398
invest it if you're not a moron
in property or stocks

I'd probably get a broker to deal with it desu if its that much money, its easier than managing it all yourself and trying to keep it all in order.

>>68633529
Ah yes, based Assad, the Russian/Iranian puppet

>>68633529
>its better to start a 3rd world war
um no sweetie

>>68633529
>wanting to start a third world war
>"if we're suffering everyone else should too"
cunt

would unironically smash any of you if you went round my block

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Looks like 190kg fag ran away lads

Good work

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>Ah yes, based Assad, the Russian/Iranian puppet

>>68633529
>it's better for millions of Americans, Europeans, and Russians to die in nuclear war than for a few hundred thousand muslims to die in some irrelevant shithole

call me a jf again and i'll fill your fucking holes with cement

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>>68633033
stop stealing my fucking images and filenames

>>68633529
Ah yes the so-called 7 year old trapped in Eastern Aleppo who doesn't speak a word of Arabic

>>68633643
shut up you bender

>>68633642
fuck off, damn jf

>>68633550
My favourite species of tree is the Pinus sylvestris.

>>68633363
how gay is that? I have no idea what it is

>>68633663
>bender
fuck off west brit

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>the war in syria is about the people!
>pay no attention to the fact both of the major mediterranean oil pipelines go through it!

well tonight thank god it's them, insteeeeaad of youuuu

business idea: AMSR pov blowjobs with dirty talk from real pornstars

>>68633676
no its not

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>>68633529
the good news for them is the war in syria will be over soon and all the refugees can go back home to rebuild their country

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We MUST do more!

>>68633697
What pipelines are there in Syria ?

>>68633713
>>>r/gonewildaudio

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>And, less than three decades later, they are back to their old tricks.
>insidious, petty, presumptuous, cowardly.
>They have mistaken kindness for weakness yet again.

>Never forget the past.
>Or risk repeating history.

>>68633697
ah yes... russia even more in charge of the energy supplies of europe is a positive development

>>68633713
its called swallow salon

>>68633691
a coffee

>>68633189
pre glacial isnt a period of british history you illiterate mongo

when you're content with being fed defeat after defeat & u still hunger, ur training is complete. open wide, cuckyboi, beg for more. #findom

>>68633529
huh until just now i thought she meant 3rd world war as in like a war in liberia, not THE 3rd world war

what a fucking soft cunt

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>people actually support Assad
>the clown who murdered hundreds of thousands of his own people because he couldn't crush a tiny rebellion quickly and ruthlessly
>the puppet who allowed his country to become a battleground in a new cold war
>the coward who eroded the strength of his own military to expand the power of his sect and who presides over the most laughably incompetent fighting force in the entire region

My favourite tree?
Why, the Pinus Nigra, of course.

>>68633757
k

Channel 4 is unironically a propaganda outlet for UK foreign policy and jihadi terrorists

>guy at work up in arms about Allepo
>refuses to accept that Mosul is essentially the same scenario with Western backing

:))

>>68633731
don't always get what you want in life do ye

>>68633731
When will they get it into their heads that we don't fucking care and won't be fooled?

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>>68633697
>i know so much about pipelines, yet cannot understand that Assad winning would be a disaster for regional stability

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>>68633743
>howdy germanic servants

>>68633778
who do you support?

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>>68633744
doesn't seem like a big deal to me all the way over here
tough luck Eurofuck

slammed a door on my finger last night and now its VERY owie
what do i do

>>68633722
ah yes, the public are sure to return to the country of a dictator they went to war to overthrow now that it's completely fucked

>>68633722
>he actually bought the going home meme

They'll be coming here for years yet, look at the numbers of Afghans still arriving, years after the war there officially ended.

>>68632400
>friend zone lee

t-thanks guys

>>68633737

do these have accompanying video?

>>68633744
Let me call my mate, apparently most of the world's natural gas reserves are in his garden, could give Russia a miss this time x

>>68633798
but anon muh good and evil

>>68633765
oh? you meant british HUMAN history? I see. Why didn't you say that? Maybe it's actually YOU that is illiterate. :)
>>68633785
bad taste

Please help me decide lids

http://www.strawpoll.me/11876055

http://www.strawpoll.me/11876055

http://www.strawpoll.me/11876055

>>68633840
probably shouldnt have raized the place then knobhead

>>68633805
>THINGS GOING BACK TO NORMAL WILL BE A DISASTER!

thats you

>>68633805
nice strawman I never mentioned assad, gayboy

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Those Chinamen really will eat anything.

>>68633805
Ah yes.
Because having radical islamic rebels in power is better for stability than a secular muslim like Assad.

>>68633676
alri

>>68633811
Really, honestly, no-one. I want the war to continue and suck in all the countries around it so the entire region can be purged in a maelstrom of violence.

Gonna get hatposted for that but you asked.

>>68633857
No

>>68633815
fuck off cumbreath

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makes you think

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>>68633912

THE LION OF SYRIA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVy9SrOKIPk

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Friendly reminder that if you have baked beans with your dinner you're a runt

Also reminder that if you call your evening meal "tea" you're a runt

>>68633912
>-10,000 men ate 30k civilians
they must have been REALLY hungry

>>68633880
unbearably autistic
stop trying to force your blatant autism on us, no one is impressed

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>the goys literally started a world war to protect their jewish masters

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>>68633743
really made me think

>>68632400
>atreides
>not harkonnen

Absolute cracking tune here lads, worth a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIDi07qQNZk

>>68633967
me on the right

>>68633893
razed*

>>68633935
except there is like a dozen refugees for every death so its not going to work out like you want it to

>>68633824
slam it again
need to acclimatise it

>>68633880
do you know how many glacial periods europe has seen? "pre glacial" doesnt even mean anything in prehistorical terms much less historical ones

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back from grafting for Mr Goyberg

putting my feet up

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sorry but she is a 10

>>68633958
Merely a coincidence

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>>68633912
>>68634001
The food in the city had run out. The dwellers traded their children to eat and cooked bodies of the dead. Fears were spread and worse situations were expected. At this time, Zhang Xun took his concubine out and killed her in front of his soldiers in order to feed them. He said, "You have been working hard at protecting this city for the country wholeheartedly. Your loyalty is uncompromised despite the long-lasting hunger. Since I can't cut out my own flesh to feed you, how can I keep this woman and just ignore the dangerous situation?" All the soldiers cried, and they did not want to eat. Zhang Xun ordered them to eat the flesh. Afterwards, they caught the women in the city. After the women were run out, they turned to old and young males. 20,000 to 30,000 people were eaten.

>>68634011
been on 4chan way before you normies invaded
>>68634093
your point is?

>>68633917
umm dyou know what a transitional authority is honey? assad is hated by vast swathes of the population

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>>68633898
>>68633917
>20 million Sunnis will just live under Iranian hegemony completely peacefully
>after Assad has killed their families and tribes for the last 5 years, they will just be happy under his boot again
>no insurgency, no gradual erosion of the state power as in Iraq, no Civil War 2
>it'll be just like Gaza occupied by Israel, that famously peaceful place
>except it will be about 1000 times bigger and in the centre of the middle east, bordering Turkey and Saudi Arabia
>this will be fine
>no problem here
>just fine

>>68634080
this
stability is much better

if these people's home countries weren't shitheaps they would largely stay home and only actually motivated and interested people would come to the west.

>>68634111
>she is a 10
Are you a paki?

>>68634126
"my favourite period of british history is pre glacial" is like saying "my favourite species of tree is green"

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>>68634111

>>68634111
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Why yes, I do INDEED pick sides in wars between two groups of pakis

>>68634135
>a mess of "rebels" is the better option

>>68634080
>except there is like a dozen refugees for every death so its not going to work out like you want it to

Good, Europe will have to radicalise or be destroyed.

I've thought this through mate. Been through the pro-Assad phase and everything.

>>68634111
10 of what

>>68634111
she looks like a gremlin baka

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>>68634200

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Where is he lads?

was telling some of the lads at the gym earlier about this irish bellend from here

they all burst out laughing when i said he was limerick haha

Name 1(one) green tree

>>68633798
i like the way that the media reports war crimes. war in of itself is a war crime, there isn't very much civility in war. these things should be expected. not accepted sure, but expected.

>>68634200
Its a proxy war over control of oil you utter bluepilled cretin

>>68634226
now you're in the teenage nihilist phase

>>68634200
This

Assad is a Paki
Rebels are Pakis

Let them fight until they're both exhausted and we can go and nick all the oil.

>>68634126
>been on 4chan way before you normies invaded

no you havn't

>>68634111
ten goblins in a human suit maybe

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>>68634263

>>68634284
ah yes the popular narrative that surprisingly fits russias foreign policy goals

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>Its a proxy war over control of oil you utter bluepilled cretin

>>68634271
At least I'm not stuck in the "le based Assad, it's pipelines you bluepilled cretins, I know everything about Syria because i read /pol/ since like 2012" phase

>>68633778
you should unironically support Assad because he is opposed to jewish interests and western imperialist interests in support of jewish interests, you should also support Assad because he is a secularist and protects minority interests and the people he's fighting are far more backward and worse than his government could ever be

https://twitter.com/nntaleb/status/809030025517432832

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hmmm yeah thanks skyscanner

>>68634263
evergreen

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>>68634284
>the blue eyed lion of syria
>a paki

kill yourself desu

reminder that there are no "abnormies", just normies and subnormies

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the realdoll just came in lads

>>68634111
out of 20

Haha yes perhaps one day the retard rebels the yanks arm to the teeth will not fuck everything up
Crossing my fingers for you! x

>>68634332
i don't see what's so bad about russia

can everyone just take a deep breath and count to 10 please

you're getting awfully worked up

>>68634373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXDQzexYEJA

>>68634343
I don't care about Assad or the syrian people, I just don;t think a mess of disparate "rebel" groups is going to produce anything worthwhile

I'd rather a brutal dictator killing people to keep them in line than another mess like Libya

>>68634385
*rises from chair and stares you down*

>>68634368
>>68634368
ok am freaking out

thats not human
and why is the background like some red carpet interview????

>>68634258

his ashes were spread on an unpopulated island in the Bering sea

>>68634332
ah yes the popular narrative supported by all UK state broadcasters that surprisingly fits israel's foreign policy goals

https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/18328

there's a good little goy. collect 1 shekel for your efforts

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>you should unironically support Assad because he is opposed to jewish interests and western imperialist interests in support of jewish interests, you should also support Assad because he is a secularist and protects minority interests and the people he's fighting are far more backward and worse than his government could ever be

Currently ironing out a gimmick thats will cause our American """"friends"""" to become quite upset

>>68634443
i'll iron you out you paki cunt

>>68634373
*5 rubles have been deposited to your account*

>>68634443
My angry face in anticipation:

:-|

Assad is the cucky anti-Western choice

>muh russia
gas yourself
>muh fuck zionism
paki
>muh fuck yanks
corbyn

>>68634373
>t-they hate trannies and gays and don't support bending over backwards to muzzies or minority groups who try to erode their civic society
>t-t-that's why we should hate them, said Tarquin

>>68632518
>asking someone what "genus/species"'of tree is yuor fave
pls go away, mashallah

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>Alex Jones is now deleting "Pizzagate" content as a criminal complaint shows more ties from the shooter to Jones:

Is it over for r alex

>>68634474
>Alex Jones

who

>Pizagate

what

>>68634469
>muh saudi arabia
alri rashers

>>68634469
>supporting al-qaeda

aaaaaah yes

>>68633967
daily reminder that english sailors in those days were literally actual bird people

>>68634352
>opposed to jewish interests

/pol/ meme. Israeli interests are our interests. Get over it.

>You should also support Assad because he is a secularist

You're actually retarded if you believe this. He is as sectarian as it gets. I mean, the guy is part of a sect which comprises less than 1% of the country and he and his family have run it for decades using repression and terror.

>protects minority interests

Don't care, I'm not a Syrian minority.

>the people he's fighting are far more backward and worse than his government could ever be

Don't care about your cultural supremacist bullshit.

>>68634469
Mate just admit you have a large hook nosed and be done with it

>>68634353
it's often considerably cheaper to fly from somewhere in Europe via Heathrow than directly from Heathrow (including flights to and from Dublin , Frankfurt etc.).

This is because British carriers have a captive audience in the UK, but have to compete with continental carriers to customers on the continent.

>>68634460

Cheers lad im pretty creased by your response

thought about killing myself for the whole day

>>68634490
>>68634491
>taking any side
'sheed

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>>68634419
WHY DON'T YOU COME HERE AND SIT NEXT TO ME, ANON?

>>68634364
>playing with his children while his country collapses and Russia and Iran take control

Clown.

>>68633967
looks northern

need a better job desu

i can't allow myself to be one of those mindless office drones

>>68634470
ah yes and then they go on to love islam

leftist logic makes my blood boil desu

protip:

It was Russia all along

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>>68634419

because she's a model and goes to events

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>nearly 2017
>wordfilters are still here

Our alliance with Saudi Arabia is of huge benefit to our interests. There no reason we shouldn't side with them.

I for one welcome our new russian and iranian masters

>>68634519
dropped

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>Mate just admit you have a large hook nosed and be done with it

>>68634559
Fuck off Gook