Asian edition Come meet QTs from around asia, get your flir

Fizkult Privet.

2017 my news years resolution is to find a cute asian son who can't English good

>asian edition
>literally nobody from the important asian countries ever in these threads

/Arahi_day
>"looking for asian boy"

Anyone got any first message tips?

I literally have no idea what to say.

"Blah blah neat profile, I love *thing she likes on her profile* Too! Send me your tits xoxoxo"

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>tfw no Russian milf to mommy roleplay with me.

>>68610930
/bigguy/

>>68611216
just say something about her profile

>>68611216
I just ask what they like/dislike about their country

works most of the time

>>68612007
What he said

>>68611216

"Hi, I've noticed you're very cute and your country is a very poor country. I am a single man with a comfortable life but no one to share it with. I have a large television but no one to cuddle on my large couch and watch it with.
If you're interested in leaving your current life and starting a new one with me, all these things I have can be yours too.
What do you say?"

>>68611289
>tfw I found one and she was hot as fuck but the fact that she was a wife and the mom of a toddler made me feel too guilty for sexting and masturbating with her so I cut contact

slept for 14 hours after I realized my qt had changed a lot since her profile pics and is also a lesbian

Is there another interpals group on another chan? I just entered an entirely different world of memers, but none of the flags post here.

15th for /master memers/

>>68613220
Post some of those memers profiles here. I want to see how the other half the world shitposts.

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>>68613692

Or maybe they do post here. Fuck if I know.

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>>68613692

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America anon, take control of your qt. She's already a slave to Canadian cock.

When a girl mentions in like the first message to you she loves the accent of your country, that's pretty much a straight up indication that she wants to hear you speak with it, right?

>>68614145
REEEEEEE GIVE HER BACK

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>>68614277

No :^)

>>68614374
That's fine. Pls share nudes though

hee ... (*⌒▽⌒*)θ~


>>68610930
>thank god (;﹏;)

>>68614406

Sure, if you tell the stupid idiot to remove her age restrictions, so I can respond.

Nobody likes you when you're 28. :((

>>68613875
The Brit is a transperson who has been here at least.

>>68614512
>The Brit is a transperson

I asked that mentally ill degenerate if he was an archaeologist.

Man-bitches love archaeology.

>>68614152
Pretty much, yeah. Are you ashamed of your voice anon?

>>68614565
They literally can't stop blowing on bones

Not sure if I'm talking to one of our resident leafs or just some random leaf who is autistic enough he should be one of us.

>>68614659

Hopefully he'll help me excavate his hole.

With my dique.

>>68614623
∩(︶▽︶)∩
But English lad has nice accent, I've always requested it if one pokes my profile. So aesthetic and calming~ (´▽`)*ﾟ*

>>68614623
Not really. I just think it seems a bit full on for someone to message out the blue and expect that. I didn't particularly find the accent that great but Interpals girls are always asking about it and seem to like it.

While here my accent is literally a joke.

>>68614152
Oh anon, I love your Scandi accent... Whisper me sweet words in English so I can hear it

Said no one ever((

>>68614691
Keep us posted will ye caribouman?
>>68614695
t.geordie

>>68614508
I like you

>>68614717
Nah I'm a Scot.

>>68614695

/r/ing a vocaroo of you saying "Main stream media"

(̥ ̥এ́ ̼ এ̥̀)̥̥੭ੇʓ ੭ੇʓ

>no (You)s
bye. (´;︵;`)

>>68614748
Ronny Deila

>>68614695
The accent is a significant part of anglophilia.

>>68614754
Seconded
>>68614779
Hello maylaysian friendo

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>>68614729

Y-you too.

>>68614717

Will do.

>>68614788
Get in Cellic.

>>68614754
>>68614791
I'm not from Sheffield.

Did any of you by any chance offer to give a qt American boy in Michigan a blowjob in the last ten minutes or so?

>>68614806
Catastrophic failure
>>68614817
I don't care, do it faggot

>>68614887
;^D

>>68614887

That would be me.

>>68614887
Yeah, did you like the offer?

>>68614982
>>68615114
>>68615138
I love you all.

Guys I'm fucked. I have two different qts that are coming to live in my city next year.

How can I juggle them both when they're only like a 10 minute walk away?

>>68614700
>spent years trying to have a decent pronounciation
>tfw all the girls just want to hear the streteotypical French accent, so I force myself to speak like they want
>It works and they all love it

>>68615379
By lying and cheating obviously.

What, you've never been a manwhore before?

>>68615384
I don't understand it desu. On men the stereotypical French accent is awful. For me at least.

>>68615379

Invite them out for drinks - tell each of them you want them to meet your friends. If at any point it they ask how the other girl knows you, shout out "THREESOME?!"

>>68615384
Hon hon.

>>68615408
It's quite a small city. Even smaller are the places people actually go.

Plus I'm a moral man. I wouldn't even get into bed with one who was visiting a while back because I was a bit more serious with another at the time.

>>68615384
>tfw you will never be able to speak French without sounding like a complete Ivan

>>68615478
>tfw Russian is super hard to learn

>>68615492
I mean, it is not that hard in sense of being able to compose simple sentences that will be understood by others. However, grammar-wise it is a complete disaster.

>>68615476
Well sucks to be you then. If you insist on being a faggot then I can't help you.

>>68615534
I feel like we have had this same conversation three threads in a row

>>68615560
You have. I've witnessed it.

You should work on being more interesting anon.

>>68615560
Oui.

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>Send the most ridiculous message you can think of.
>Somehow, make a complete recovery.

Noice.

>>68615575
>>68615576
I'm sorry. I'm so boring.

>>68615604

And fat, desu.

>>68615581
The madman

Can I try this or is it copyrighted and protected by you

>>68615492
>only category 2
http://aboutworldlanguages.com/language-difficulty

It can't be that hard.

>>68615581
>tfw the movie is not even that good

>>68615621
I've always been nice to you :(

>tfw the captcha asked me to select food

>>68615637
Bitches love Bill Murray.

>>68615581
What's with the lost in translation and this site?

>>68615653
This connection should be immediately obvious to you.

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>>68615653

Traveling, finding yourself, meeting interesting people, living like you're a character in an art house film... It's the entire purpose behind Interpals.

>>68615644

We've never spoken to each other before this thread - wherein I threatened to take your qt from you.

You have a bigger problem than your weight.

>Two messages in and already it has become just replying to paragraphs with more paragraphs, that split up into even more. Then eventually you end up just writing huge essays to each other that get tedious

How do I stop this. Worst was when me and this girl ended up writing like one huge 4000 word message each weak and it was a big task.

>>68615807

Just show her a picture of your erect dique in underwear.

She'll drop the entire conversation and ask why you showed her the picture; you make some bullshit about how much she excites you, and you're on the path to nudes.

>>68615845
Nevermind I think I found an out. This one's maybe visiting in a few months. I'll talk about that now.

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She immediately blocked me after sending that

Why are koreaboos the worst humans on this planet?

>>68615774
Kms

>>68615807
kek just say to her that you don't care anymore

>>68615954

This is a no-bully zone. We're speaking from our hearts.

We're here for you.

>>68615949
if she's only searching for korean dick, why asking at first ?

>>68615963
Nah I care, I just want a conversation that flows better with more of a rapport.

But it's just so easy to ask more than one question about certain things and the like.

>>68615997
>But it's just so easy to ask more than one question about certain things and the like.

Dick in underwear.

>>68615997
so stop sending letters but chat with her when she's connected

>>68615997
Gotta agree with the Leaf on this one. She's ready for the dick.

>>68615984
I really am trying m8

Word of advice guys: Turkish chicks get pissy when you bring up the coup and/or Kurds.

Fucking third worlders I swear..like we don't already know how shit your country is.

>>68615476
>Leads two qts on
>I'm a moral man

You're about as moral as I was when a racemixed African 18 yo grill with the ass from heaven grinded on my D

>>68616148
I mean, kurds >>>>> t*rks

>>68616169
You got tested afterward right?

>>68615604
Don't worry... Everyone are welcome here, not everyone can be /master memers/

>>68616169
Not really leading them on. Already told one I don't think we should have a relationship, and I've only been speaking to the other one for a few days.

>>68616183
Actually now that I think about it there are a shit ton of people on here that won't recieve messages from Turks so maybe you're on to something.

>>68615949
That girl gave me her kakao when my Korean fake did my (patent pending) first message: kakao

/Virginia860

What did she mean by this?

>>68616203
>Everyone are welcome here
When was this agreed upon?

I vote no Muslims.

>>68616277
Please explain kakao.

>>68616185
Tfw she's a virgin and top of her highschool. Guess outliers do exist.

Forgive me father pol cause I have sinned ;(

>Pop online for one minute to paste in pre-typed messages to qts (After reading their messages in the email notifications)
>Already 9+ messages from Thais, Russians and other Asians

Jesus did they change the algorithm that you show up more for being online and not just when you update? This is getting fatiguing now. One girl from Hong Kong sent 5 fucking messages in a row.

>>68616292
Sandniggs, niggs and cunts doesn't count as humans.
>>68616306
Kakao is Korean whatsapp. The equivalent would be you sending "whatsapp/skype" to a qt as your first message and her giving it to you at once.

If that was what you wanted me to splain for ya.

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>>68616421
Tfw when you never learned the he/she/it rules

>>68616421
No manlets either.

>>68616480
Sure!

Sub 6' people OUT!

i'm talking to three cuties but I haven't responded in a few days, I think I'm becoming bored, what do

>>68616503
Speaking of which is a qt using metric when speaking to an American a valid reason to block her?

I feel like it's kind of disrespectful and with women if you give them an inch they take a mile. Gotta teach her no one finds her bullshit cute.

>>68616461

You mean stuff like when to use its/it's?

Most native speakers get that wrong all the time.

>>68616541
Demand nudes obviously.

Or insist they watch you on skype while you masturbate to pics of prettier girls.

>>68616541
Plan a trip. For you or them.

>>68616541
Do something you enjoy.
>>68616542
>if you give them ~2.2 centimetres they take ~1.6 kilometres
What a stupid turn of phrase.

>>68616542
because metric sys is far superior from your stupid shit

>>68616584
Exactly. That's why no one likes metric.

>>68616542
Of course! What a cunt!

The metric system is a meme anyway, should my go to measuring unit for length be how far some photons travel in 1/299792458 seconds?! How the fuck is that applicable?!?! No, give me some units you have an actual relationship to.

>>68616503
Hey I may be overweight but at least I'm not a manlet

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Jesus I don't understand what's going on here but this person seems a little unhinged.

>>68616600
I'm an American and the man. Anything I do is automatically superior due to me being the one in the conversation with a penis.

The fact that the qt has not recognized this and adjusted her measuring units accordingly to follow my lead shows that she is both obstinent and is disrespectful of authority. Honestly I think I have to block her.

>>68616556
>Sandniggs, niggs and cunts doesn't count as humans

I mean like how I was writing about a group of people and used doesn't instead of don't. Brb, kms

>>68616618
because it's constant esle :
>The metre was originally defined to be one ten
>millionth of the distance between the North Pole
>and the Equator

>>68616660
That's called conjugation.

>>68616618
I thought so. She's blocked.

Bet she never pulls that stunt again.

>>68616646
Did an asian person write that?

>>68616646
is she crazy ?

>>68616711
Yes. From Hong Kong.

And she's still fucking going. Like 24 messages and I haven't replied yet. Mostly the same thing over and over again about how I should move to Japan and become an idol.

>>68616720
Possibly. This infernal bombardment is going to make me crazy Tbh.

>>68616711
obvioulsy yes

>>68616733
Post her profile.
>>68616737
Could have been just an autistic weeb.

>>68616770
>Post her profile.
seconded

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>>68616733
She's still at it.

>>68616770
I wouldn't want her to get any abuse or the like. She seems nice (a bit older, in her 30s).

>>68616802
what did you say to her ?

Sleepy time for me

Night everyone, I'll be back soon

<3 my /lilman/ nort the most tho

>>68616802
I'm not going to abuse her I just wanted to put a face to the crazy.

Jesus man I certainly wouldn't want to talk to her. You reading this shit?

>>68616802
>>68616646

Post your profile.

I want to see if I can compete with you for western model / game show host in Japan.

>>68616827
this, post please

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>>68616847
>>68616827
I've barely even had the chance to reply and just want to block her right now.

I just said that I'm not an anime fan and then joked if she thought I'd really be such a star, and she was only enthusiastic because she wants to be my agent and profit.

I might post it at this stage. This is ridiculous.

>>68616847
I'm not even that good looking.

>>68616880
Okay you gotta post it now. Bitch is a unique kinda crazy and I gotta see this.

>>68616880
>Can I have you any chatting apps for talking as the first fan !

well, post nudes plox
that or she's a scammer

>>68616880

Post it, future j-pop idol / Emperor of Japan.

>>68616924
Am I fuck giving her any kind of details. It's bad enough on IP, nevermind my phone going tits at me.

>>68616925
>>68616921
/eunicekum

Don't bully though.

>>68616678
Texas:
>Uses units of measurements all humans have an actual real world references to.
>Kills terrorists on sight
>Measures huge ranches, owned by free men who possess AR-15s, in acres

France:
>Uses le ebin mene science units
>Gets beheaded by Daesh daily
>Measures surface of cucksheds, so heavily taxed by the government they are basically owned by government, in square meters.

I don't know about you fags, but I know what units of measurement I would go for.

>>68616824
Sweet dreams /bigguy/, can't wait to find out what the next step in your master plan is :-*

>>68616686
:(( then I need even more hell than I thought

>>68616946
>learning : French
well shit, I hope she doesn't see me

>>68616947
>le ebin mene science units
There's a reason that sciences all use metric, you know.
Powers of ten are VERY important.

>>68616982
She stopped for now. Thank fuck. Hopefully she has moved on to some other poor guy.

Meanwhile, just buying my tickets to Japan so I can start my new life as a model, with all of the chocolates and autograph signings.

>>68617000
Yeah, I bet you use giga - and nanometers all the time in your day to day life...

>>68616947
Next time your here look me up. You deserve a cheeseburger and your first mag free.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

>>68616946
i'd fuck her mother

>>68616946
Lol jesus she looks as crazy as she sounds.

Are you a fuckboi? She legit looks like what I imagine a female pedo looks like.

>>68617056
We will fight side by side when the south rises again, brother!

>>68617049
Chemists and Physicists certainly would use nano and micrometers in their daily lives.

>>68617087
First things first, there's Mexicans that need deporting.

>>68617101
Who gives a shit about those nerds?

>>68617083
I'm not a Chad if that's what you mean.

I know how it feels to be a girl on Interpals having those Indians and Turks after you. Except it's all of them as just the one person.

It really isn't as flattering as you'd think. wtf I hate catcalling now

>>68617101

Biologists use micrometers to measure your dick.

>>68617101
No, they use it in their professional lives. They don't go home after work and ask their wife's son to cut up 10000000 nanometers of tomatoes for their chili con carne.

>>68617137
As an egomaniac I don't know that feel. I was offered a blowjob by a gay Canadian out of the blue today and was flattered.

Crazy bitch just went snout it the wrong way, like a turbo autist. She needs to work on her boy molesting game.

Also who the fuck doesn't like attention? What's wrong with you?

>>68617191
The only legit use of the metric system I've seen today.

>>68617215
Attention is nice. But this is a bit much. Getting some compliments and maybe 3 or 4 messages at most about it is fine.

But a bombardment of like 40 messages in the space of 20 minutes about how perfect you are without much of a chance to reply, and nothing else to say. It's not that nice.

I was more flattered by some Spanish guy in the street who tried to hit on me because he thought I was a girl (it was years ago and I had long hair at the time).

>>68617263
You should have fucked with her a little bit.

>>68617049
gigabytes

>>68617309
She's started to talk about how I look better than Brad Pitt because he looks like a drug abuser.

I told her Japs usually hate foreigners and that seemed to shock her.

>>68617325
Why are you still bitching about the metric system?

Everyone hates it, deal with it.

>>68617342
See if she wants dick pics. Don't send them (unless you're into that) but see if she spergs out.

>>68617357
>Everyone hates it
then why is it worldwide used

>>68617191
Fucking nice.
>>68617194
Semantics. One could easily consider one's job a part of daily life.

>go /int/catalog
>ctrl + f
>type "cp"
>no results

>>68617409
Because most of the world is made up of shitskins so it was the first system of measurement they ever were exposed to.

Europe only does it to get you obnoxious faggots to shut the fuck up.

>>68617457
Day of the rake when?

>>68617379
20 more messages since you sent this.

I won't ask about that Tbh. I might see how obsessive she gets though. Frankly I'd rather just block and get peace.
(An extra 7 just writing this post)

>>68617507
Where's the screenshot?

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>>68617534
It's just more of the same at this point.

>>68617558
i'm very curious of how do you look

>>68617558
Maybe you should tell her that spamming people with messages is more likely to frighten them off than to endear them to you.

>>68617558
I really need to see how she reacts to your suggestion of dick pics or nudes. She's going to lose her shit.

Do this for me bro. You can block her after we see the 'tism.

>>68617595
Like a Japanese idol.

Geez nigger, pay attention.

>>68617595
I'm really pale, I'm blond and have blue eyes. A bit chubby actually.

I've posted my profile a few times here before.

>>68617598
Didn't you know? I just need to call up the Prime Minister of Japan on Skype and he'll make me a model instantly.

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>>68617634
A new contender.

>>68617634

Probably the blond hair, Asians love it for some reason.

>>68617694
PAKIS OUT

>>68617720
RIGHT NOW

Tend to just block them instantly Tbh. Like when it's some African man, usually he's a bum driller on the loose.

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MENTIONED

>>68617743
One of the many wonderful parts of life as an American male is that kebab males very rarely wish to speak with you.

>>68616405
Pretty sure it doesn't work through just updating anymore like it used to yeah

>>68617784
Wait did you bring that up originally or did she just play the nude card herself?

Ask her if she would think erotic pictures of you were nice.

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>tfw my qt wrote me up a letter last week but I didn't read it until today because this site is broken as fuck and doesn't notify you of ANYTHING

>>68617824
She brought that up entirely herself. She's pretty much having a conversation with herself right now.

>tfw no good pic to post on the profile

>>68617847
Dude just do it she already did like 90% of the work for you.

Just be like "well do you think people would be interested it erotic is that's all i was offered?"

>>68617865
Yeah, how the FUCK do you take pictures of yourself?
I look like a retard.

>Replies: 180
>only a few asians so far

>>68617880
>>68617865
Just play around with lighting, angles and filters until you get a decent one

>>68617885
Asian qts retard not Asian posters.

Point of fact we made a rule that no manlets were allowed so you fuck off.

>>68617875
She has already moved WAY past that point without any input from myself.

>>68617885
How do I become an idol in Japan? Which magazines and tv studios can I send my picture to, so I can be a model?

>>68617865
post vodka

>>68617927
This chick was wasted on you. You aren't even trying to get as much entertainment out of this as possible.

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>>68617885
>>68617927
I'm wondering if it's the new scam.
Is 10k a good salary in Japan?

>>68617965
I'm just trying to watch a film and fix my sleeping pattern. I never asked for this.

>>68617979
What does it say?

>>68617979
>Is 10k a good salary in Japan?
Really bro?

>>68617992
We're the big company established in 2005. Come join us. You get 1k as a trainee and you become manager-san after one year and get 10K.

>>68617992
It doesn't matter if you asked for it, fate chose you.

You're the one who has the opportunity for greatness and you're the one who has to take it. Now get your shit together and fuck with this crazy bitch.

>>68616946
>/eunicekum
>U nice! come!

Do you use scripts to visit profiles or search manually?

>>68617927
Not sure, maybe a dominant group like johnny's entertainment?
Some of the wannabes here starts their carriers as an indie, non-mainstream idol.
Which usually ends up in tragedy.
>>68617979
Wat no
the hell it is

>>68618125
Manually.

I'm too racist to use automatic scripts.

>>68618128
Lol this girl told me to stay away from Johnnys and go independent.

>>68618128
>>68618163
What kind of a fucking weird ass country has "idol" as a job?

Like what the fuck do you even do? Just be fap material for teen girls?

>>68617932
>tfw your favorite vodka is Finlandia and you will look like a retard if you post it.

I have like half a bottle of some mid-tier russian vodka tho

>>68618205
I just need to be a charm boy.

>>68618119
>U nice! cum!

>>68618206
name ? i love vodka

>>68618128
Did you get a lot of weebs?

>>68618249
Five lakes / phat' ozer

>>68618206
Finlandia, Wyborowa (sp), and Russian Standard are the only vodka worth buying.
Fucking Grey Goose and Absolut.

>>68618270
>>68618249
Phat' => pyat'* quickfix

>>68618278
here*

>>68618278
Imo, finlandia is much better than Russian standard. Last time I drank it I thought that I am gonna die. Also it is possible that it was fake shit.

>>68618443
How about Beluga and Kremlin vodka?

My brother brought back a bottle of each last time he went to Moscow. It was pretty smooth.

>>68618293
>>68618270
ok i'll check it

>>68617409
Because the whole le ebin science mene
>>68617456
Semantics my ass. They use it in their work and not when they get home, and they only reason they use it at work is because they have bookworm jobs.

Vodka is shit. Rum is the proper spirit

>>68618990
t.pussy

>>68618990
It's nice to drink a range for different occasions.

>>68618990
panchito pls go
t. panchito

>>68618990
All liquors have their uses. You can't just deny vodka like that.

>>68619016
I'm the Cornishman. Also Cornish rum is actually proper fucking good. Pirate spirit.
>>68619080
Vodka's use is being mixed with coke by girls who want to drink alcohol without tasting it

>>68618990
Whiskey is for business and rum is for pleasure

>>68619104
A really nice vodka on its own is really nice though.

Whisky is good, Rum is good, Vodka is good, Gin can be alright if it's a very fancy one.

>>68619199
Now there I disagree, Gin is poison

>>68619213
I used to think that. But then I was gifted a Dutch Gin that didn't have a name on it. It was actually quite nice, mostly because it tasted less like Gin and more like Vodka.

I couldn't drink much other types though.

>>68619104
Ice cold vodka on the rocks with a splash of water is one of my favourite things after a long day of work.
>>68619213
Never had a martini or a negroni?
If you want to drink gin straight though, you have to shell out for it like the other fellow said.

what does gin taste like ?

>>68619567
just go out and buy a bottle

>>68619412
I can't say I have. Hate G&T though, and my one experience of drinking it straight was fucking horrendous. Vodka straight out the freezer can be quite nice, but I'd still rather a whiskey or rum.
>>68619567
On it's own? Pure pain

>>68619567
Herbal bouquet. Go buy some.

>>68619653
>>68619656
>>68619661
is it just for cocktails ?
I don't want to waste money buying something that I won't like

>>68619855
take a glass in some bar

>>68618463
Dunno, I usually only drink non-finlandia at bars and am usually wasted enough to order literally any vodka.

>>68619147
Both are for pleasure, unless they are dirt cheap.

>>68617558
>/eunicekum
from her profile
Eunice
A word of advice from a 68yo. I worked like there was no tomorrow for $$$. It massaged my ego & brought me a crashing thud. At age 42, I was burnt out. A BIG wakeup call. Indirectly, it was a bonus. No more CPA days but I spent about 10 years finding me. At age 55, super fit, a new set of priorities & being sober for 19 years, I emigrated to Northern Thailand where the hands of time are turned back by a century. Finally, I could live as I wished.
It has not been easy - bipolar disorder (depression) and a broken leg when I was riding my bicycle to the local Buddhist temple have been life changers.
I also succumbed to throat cancer which required full teeth extraction.
Today I am happy - no BMW Series 5.
The appreciation of the simple things is superb.
Without the pain & suffering, I would not have the life I have today.
The Buddha stated that you are born, you suffer & then you die.
Whichever path you take, I wish you good luck & karma.

she's some kind of crazed workaholic agent I think, typical mad robotic asian

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where'd she go bros

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:^)

What do you guys think of this new pasta I'm writing.

Dear Emelia,

First of all, let me congratulate you for your interesting profile. I have read it thoroughly.

Today, I have a strange request for you. I hope you will understand it. You see, I see that many people in this site are actively looking for "friends" in this site. This, for me, is quite reasonable and I find no fault in such behavior.

HOWEVER, I thought that I wanted to do something completely different and unheard of. Indeed, I'm now looking for ENEMIES in this site. My goal is to collect enemies from as many countries as I can, so I never can feel safe when traveling abroad.

Of course, if you agree with becoming my enemy, I will gladly become a terrible enemy for you in return. As a token of what I can offer you, I know at least 3 types of poisonous berries, so I assure you that will never feel safe when stuffing your face with Latvian Köttbullar (or whatever they eat in Lithuania) ever again.

What do you think?

Kind regards,
Anon

>>68618278
>>68618443
Tbqh vodka should just be that: 40% solution of ethanol in water.

Best to buy pure alcohol and dilute it yourself accordingly.

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>>68620961
Lel, got my first answer.

>>68620929
I saw that girl with the tongue out, Seamunster had posted on her wall

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>>68620997
My answer.

>>68620961
nice

>>68621013
is that an xtc pill on the tip of her tongue?

maybe she likes to be drugged and raped?

>>68621100
Pretty sure it's just saliva

>>68621055
I would have added a reference to their inborn autism and seeing it confirmed after the "can't take a joke"

>>68621013
It's nortism's profile.

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>>68621055
pretty nice

can I steal your pasta ?
take this image

>>68621206
o okay

>>68621212

Sure my friend. It is yours for the taking. If you have any suggestions or an improved version, please share it with us.

Also, that's quite the image! It has been duly saved.

>>68621055
>>68620961
nice, i'll try something similar

>>68621206
Lol what the fuck are you on about? I only have one profile these days.
>>68621215
Not true senpai, but I am talking to her though... She's not a complete cunt like other Scandi qts either, so don't steal her from me.

>>68621491
Don't worry, i'm your friend, also talking to girls who I know have talked to other /cp/ folk leaves a weird taste in my mouth, I prefer to keep our realm of qts separate

>>68621591
oh shit, it made me realise
do any of you talk to portuguese cuties ?
I talk to two, they're from porto

>>68621591
Well I don't mind, I feel quite confident she likes me more than the other /cp/ers talking to her, actually I have booked ferry tickets to Copenhagen during Easter so we will hang out then :3

>>68621639
no but I'd appreciate if everyone laid off Austria, since that's my specialty

>>68621700
hey fuck you, I'm learning german and austria A CUTE, I WILL talk to austrian qts
(talking to one atm)

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Are South American QTs good?

I matched this girl on Tinder (girl on the left). She's from Ecuador.

>>68621735
what's the first letter of the profile of your austrian qt? Just want to make sure we aren't stepping into each others' boundaries

>>68621796
Your qts are talking to multiple guys anyway, who cares

>>68621851
NO THEY ARENT SHUTUP WE ARE THE ONLY ONES

>>68621796
L, she's 19

>>68621851
I don't consider guys outside /cp/ a threat because let's be honest, most guys on here are pretty retarded

>>68621873
We're in the clear then

>>68621901
thank god

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>/abdoujul
CANT MAKE THIS UP

>>68613875
>>68613942
>>68614145
okay who is that girl she sits on interpals 24/7 definitely a faker

>>68622160
You tell them soon to be Russia, you tell them!!!!

>>68622830
just talked to her she isn't faker speaks ukrainian and russian.
and fuck russia go watch okkupert

>>68603432
probo sam jednom kad mi ih je donio drugar iz skole, super su bile samo steta sto nisu jos malo jace

>>68622882
Chill, it's just bants bro >;^D

And I haven't watched Okkupert, I'm too /tv/ for that, but nice research breh!
9/10

>>68621739
Ecuadorian qts are god tier, literally the best thing ever, and I have kept this secret in this thread for years.

How can I not be nice? I can't be mean to girls, I don't mean I put girls on a pedestal but if I'm mean to a girl then how could I know she was the one? Since the person that I am is never mean?
Why do girls take advantage of guys like me?

>>68621901
Wait but you consider this bunch of autists a threat?

>>68623106
all norwegians should fucking hang

>>68623129
Don't Mr Nice Guy yourself. Just be confident that you're a good person and someone out there will appreciate you for that. Actively going out of your way to be le supreme gentleman and nice to everyone is retarded. Also I can see why you get kerb-stomped by Portuguese lasses, they have pretty thick skins

>>68623151
Have you ever been the victim of one of the /master memers/ They will cuck you out of this world mang

>>68623210
Wtf I thought you were Georgian, not Chechen

>>68623114

Why is that?

>>68623273
you fucking faggots should gtfo from georgia with your swedish brothers, we are fed up with your autistic shit pack your clothes and go back to your homes you subhuman trash

>>68623326
when did you gained independence from united states?

>>68623370
200 years ago
GENERAL LEE ALL THE WAY

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>>68623326
B-but I'm always at home?
tfw shut-in NEET

>>68623234
I'm a fucking beautiful Celt with a charming accent and mad game of course I've never been cucked. One of the lads from here kept posting screen caps of him getting absolute nowhere with my qt of the time though, that was pretty funny.

Who is Lisadk?
I reverse image searched one of her pics and it showed some danish artist with a wiki page.

>>68623429
oh you are muslim in norway
shouldn't show off your boobies tho

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>>68623429
W-wrong file

>>68623314
Absolutely gorgeous, amazing bodies, traditionally family orientated but also quite radical and outspoken which I like.

>>68623432
Send her to the kraut, you will lose.

>>68623511
Can't now, only got one qt and she hasn't been on IP since we moved to WhatsApp.

>>68623444
Because that actually is the real lisadk.

The one in charge of the account is probably your fellow form Kalmar.

Also, checked.

>>68623465
>Implying there are any non-muzzies left.

One day I will join you in your struggles against Russia. Free Dagestan. Insh' Allah!

>>68623553
Introduce him to her on WhatsApp then ;)

>>68623487

I'm going to ask her out I think. Should I? She's cute right?

>>68623444
W-what?????

>>68623444
She's my gf.

>a femanon deactivated her account
But you were qt and I liked talking to you.

>>68624166
Zucchini tits?

>>68624210
Not telling which one. She didn't want to be posted.

>>68623581
Please, take it from us, I am sure that you will enjoy having mini-t*rkey of your own.

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What did she mean by this?

>>68624241
I know I like Koi too

>>68624254
I am dying.

>>68624254
It means she has her own music taste? WOW

>>68624354
>tfw will never find a qt to be noided with while listening to a screaming black hobo guy

>>68624241
Snälla? Hvis det var en amerikaner så har jeg gode nyheter til deg

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>used to do penpal with a Qt french girl for over 3years since the highschool years

>she's gone to french guy while I was in conscrition ;_; ....

>>68624774
Frenchie picking a French guy over a Korean? Fake and gay!

>>68624774
just find a new koreaboo, half of IP girls are koreaboos so why cry

>>68624774
French girls are literally the most koreaboo on the whole Interpals website, just pick another one.

>>68625020
>>68625050
>>68625111
I guess we are koreaboos too...

>>68624254
It means she's most likely /mu/ and will be familiar with our memery. Be on your best behavior and try not to remind her Jeff Mangum is a pedophile.

>>68625111
>>68625050
>>68625272
What's the deal with yuropoor chicks wanting Asian guys?

American girls have the stereotype they're all smelly manlets with tiny dicks.

Not that chingchong Chinamen don't deserve love too but I've curious how they escaped those negative stereotypes in Europe since our modern cultures are basically the same.

>>68625337
>/mu/
>RHCP
I would rather die than listen to them.

>>68625411
You guys remember Pearl Harbor and what values the yellows really represent. Yuros who don't pay attention in history class think the yellows are all about kawaii shit and Gangnam Style.

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>tfw the qt you are ignoring makes her own slave contract for you.

we call each other nicknames. I call her chipmunk etc.

>>68625554
holy cringe

>>68625524
They like RHCP now in a post irony ironic soft of way. It's very complicated and obnoxious in the way only /mu/ can be.

The NHM, Bowie and Death Grips are a dead giveaway though. She's either /mu/ or got her music tastes from an ex-bf (which is usually how women get all their tastes and opinions) who was certainly /mu/

>>68625531
They don't mind the small dicks and manletness?

>>68625618
Yeah, tottally agree with your last point. Did not about RHCP memes tho because I have not been to /mu/ for a long time.

>>68625674
did not know*

>>68625674
It's /mu/. Everything that was once shit can become ironically post ironically good in their eyes.

>>68625554
Wtf. Murrican?
>>68625653
Well since most of them snap out of that phase when they are in their early 20s I guess they do mind it.

>>68625531
My grandfather was in Pearl
Harbor

>>68625554
where the fuck are the pics of the russian with metal bars on her ass?