/brit/

HE walks him for fun

poo

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Me on the right

>>68587333
I never knew Rosy was descended from Austrian/Spanish royalty!

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>Princess_Chelsea.jpg

Why do women smell so nice lads

Can anyone with a gf they always smell like this?

>>68587367
fuck off to your exam already cunt

just garrotted the ballbag lads

CHELS

>>68587361
alri kev

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>vegetables are nothing but a game to me

>spend months at a time strategically planting veggies into people's gardens, and playing farm games

>get bored of sowing after a while and move onto my next farm but that's ok because there's literally billions of you dirty little herbs to fuck with

>some plants actually believe i care about them as veggies but the truth is i only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment

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ah yes, southerners

>>68587457
potato

making a japanese pork curry lads

can't get a good selfie lads

I predict that Tim will have another schizophrenic episode soon.

>>68587491
thats almost easy as instant ramen

>>68587380
wish i looked like are dave tbf

>>68587503
put a selfie stick in your willy

Europe was a mistake

>>68587503
haha you absolute scrote

>>68587523
so?

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>he defends Alim
>FOR FREE

Cant make this shit up

http://www.strawpoll.me/11867191

http://www.strawpoll.me/11867191

*waves*

>>68587470
>RMT won't strike in the North because no one goes to work.

https://youtu.be/SJumyjtvT7c

are they known in britland?

>>68587571
*breaks your wrist*

>>68587579
no

>>68587579
they're a british band

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/808638507161882624

First person to quote their own post gets my brazzers account password

>>68587503
not confident enough to take a selfie ha

>>68587571
*particles*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v6uM9GuKZk

>>68587615
why would you ever even think to post that here, no-one is going to know what it's about or give a rat's arse

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the english rose gf

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>>68587562
*punches you*

>>68587615
kek
>>68587647
he appointed an oil exec as secretary of state.

business idea:

>>68587678
and that has what exactly to do with British culture?
sick of you lot

fackin L me bollocks are ripe

>>68587678
fuck off

>>68587615
Think poor little Don got confused when he said he was going to drain the swamp, lads been doing his level best to make sure it flourishes

>>68587690
utterly oblivious yanks

>>68587646
choon desu
thanks koreabrah

wish i was dead

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>think it's 7 am
>look at clock
>it's 3pm

what the fuck just happened to me

Going to murder this exam in an hour lads

>wake up
>want to kill myself
ahh yes right where i last left off

business idea: quote myself to get >>68587636 brazzers account
>>68587753

>>68587748
I felt this too today

odd

>>68587771

>>68587740
I wish you were dead too desu

(joking)

non anglo are nigger

>>68587754
lol

>>68587768
good post

>>68587792
brazzers account here i come

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>>68587707
>>68587690
bit intolerant

it was only one small post

>>68587810

>>68587809
porn rots the brain

Who hurt you?

>>68587830

>>68587798
just like your little rubbish willy hahahaha

>>68587838
(me)

>>68587842

>>68587842

>>68587840

>>68587860

>>68587866

>>68587866

>>68587857

>>68587815
creasing at that finnish post

erm not a fan of this thread, please stop thanks

>>68587843
>>68587845
Hivemind

>>68587879

>>68587890

>>68587880

knock it off

>>68587890

>>68587909
this is harder than it looks

>>68587636
dubs and I get your bank details

>>68587922

>>68587929

>>68587928

COME ON LADS IT'S GOING TO WORK I CAN FEEL IT
>>68587930

state of this thread

what we doin?

Absolutely DETEST this thread

>>6858740

>>68587950
eeeeee cmon

>>68587928
wahey

>>68587938
bein a bunch of numpties ha

>>68587928
well done

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*sniffs the air*
hmmm...
*licks a finger then raises it to gauge the wind direction*
hmm..
yes...
runts...

>>68587970

>>68587925
>>68587928
>>68587929
Howling

>>68587928
fug

>>68587928
GET IN

don't suppose the janny is going to approve of this desu

don't even want to imagine janny's face when he sees the thread

dubs and we go again

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>>68587928

this thread is epic as fuck

>>68587981
shhh, dont let him see it

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Literal pawns

I manipulate every /brit/ thread to my liking

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>>68587981

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yes

the so-called "janny"

>>68588014
fuck off and give me my porn
>>68588037

>>68588027
>ywn be this handsome

>>68588027
ay bo selecta man

absolute STATE of this thread
dear oh dear oh dear... needs a bit of a clean up if you ask me. If only we had some sort of, i dont know... care taker or cleaner or somethign

CREP CHECK

>>68588065

lads we're going to be famous again

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/5i3itp/britposter_faces_a_dilemma/

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ah yes, int

this poster is a good lad AND he got dubs
>>68588100

Im by far the biggest influencer on /brit/

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me rn

>>68588072
that thread was so retarded my head hurt

>>68588080
me at the bottom

/brit/ should be stickied if you ask me

>>68588080
downvoted as its not actually a very funny post and secondly I dont need more leafs messing with our feng shui

janny may is NOT happy with this itt

http://radio.garden/live/paris/radiozamzam/

hahhahaahaha what the fuck

>>68588104
>good lad
>/cum/

don't think so jim

>>68588147
they're probably named Feng Shui

stop browsing reddit

>>68588172
>.garden
Shan't be opening this virus laden site

>>68588187
banter

posting this to the 'dit

it's literally getting dark already
sick of this winter meme

>>68588232
FONT

*checks my pulse*
damnit, heart's still beating

>>68588232
wish it was snowing tho

>>68588220
include me in the screencap!!!!

>sick of this winter meme

>>68588213
suit yourself lad it's a live radio stations around the world thing
paris is some fucking arabic nasheeds lmfao

got called a chaser on /lgbt/ lads
don't understand why they're so upset desu, they're not passing at all and they're insulted someone actually thinks they're attractive

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>sick of this winter meme

winter solstice when

>>68588267
its still quite warm where i am. i noticed next doors cat who had her winter coat has lost it and we have had no frost yet. inland its been chillier with fog in the hills.

>>68588309
autotuned nasheeds too, ahahahahaha

Do people love 4chan so much they need a highlight reel for any remotely funny post?

Don't get /r/4chan

>>68588326
>next doors cat who had her winter coat has lost it
amusingly worded

>>68588402
Khan'd was one of the worst gimmicks I've ever had the misfortune of witnessing, glad it died off quick

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ANgvZKeqK1

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mom got me a new hoodie for christmas, lads

>>68588426
It was the only thing I've ever seen that Aussies had no idea how to deal with.

>>68588432
When did you start transitioning

This guy has been washing his hands for like 10 minutes fuck of already

taco tuesday lads

going to have some 'cos and some 'ronas for €1 each

>>68588333
>remotely funny post?
that place only takes the most predicable autistic shite from /b/ and /pol/ its not even remotely funny for anyone over 16

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>The oldest continuously inhabited city in Canada was founded in 1631

screaming and squealing

imagine having no history lads

>>68587730
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rrfTgIx5FcM

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>when americans talk about their "history"

>>68588541

What about the injuns who did fuck all for 10k years?

>>68588541
h-hah yeah
>1788

>>68588541
WE
WUZ
ANGLES

>>68588477
A little over a year and a half ago.

>>68588515
pfmjt

>>68588589
Colonial history of the Americas is absolutely fascinating m8

>>68588593
>city
Injuns didn't have cities Yank

>>68588541
>>68588541
Our oldest city is St. John's which was founded in 1583 which predates the Mayflower by a good 40 years.

>US
>history

>>68588618
>a side-project of Britain is the only interesting bit of American """history"""

choon tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6WAxaRk8tU

>>68588618
>fascinating

dull. incredibly dull

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howling

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*does a post*

>not even a millennium old
>talks about "history"

>>68588657
I'm not talking about just the US.

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>I will never be a Mediterranean man

Suffering

the colonies are fighting about their '''history''' lads

HOWLING

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>>68588641
>1583

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>68588672
>actionposting just saying things
why don't girls get anything

going for a cheeky shave lads

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>subjugated by the romans
>subjugated by the normans
>subjugated by the french

>b-but muh history!

>>68588671
Could easily post about queenston heights and that one battle where numerically superior american troops ran after the british troops fired a single volley but I'm not petty

just did what can only be described as a monumental wank

Really like MF doom tbH

>>68588732
>subjugated by the french

Literally when

>>68588598
Not fair to call them English. The native culture of England was completely supplanted by the Normans. They're more French now than anything.

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>>68588641

America will be most historically relevant than Canada EVER will be

>>68588732
>subjudated by the romans
>subjudated by the french
These two were the most powerful of their time, no-one could really match them.
>subjudated by the normans
just unfortunate timings really, having to fight norseman then fight normans. That being said, 1066 is the last time England got conquered

>Americans will never have a hero as great as Cromwell

howling

>history

ah yes very relevant for me today

>>68588732
Don't forget

>subjugated by the Danish
>subjugated by the Dutch
>subjugated by the Pakis

>>68588672
this wouldn't work
this is also bad actionposting

>>68588760
I think he means us losing the 100 year war and so on

unironically prefer geography to history these days
didn't care for either in school

>>68588814
you wouldn't be alive if it had gone differently

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>>68588800

We do know

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>Jo Cox wrote a letter asking for a sham Al-Nusra organisation to be given the Nobel Peace Prize before being killed

>>68588825
tbf when it comes to england and france england won overall

>>68588782
>1066 is the last time England got conquered

Try 1688

try shutting the fuck up for once you dozy leaf prick

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>>68588838

>know

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>>68588853

why do so many americans live over here?

Last exam in less than two hours

>>68588838
cromwell actually did things though

>>68588825
they didn't rule us afterwards

>Students at Oxford have been told to use gender neutral pronouns such as “ze” rather than “he” or “she”.

Christ

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>Rapper Kanye West and President-elect Donald Trump met at Trump Tower on Tuesday morning where the two 'discussed life.'

>>68588853
'no'

>>68588732
Don't forget
>subjugated by the Dutch

>>68588879
military bases

>>68588879
i'd rather live anywhere in europe than here

>>68588891
why cant they at least go with "they"

>>68588853
>the glorious revolution was an invasion

nonsense. fuck off leaf

drinking a water

>>68588896
Oh yeah I guess that doesn't count since you guys pretty much just invited the Dutch to conquer you.

>>68588894
fuck off yank, no one cares

>>68588853
Dutch cucked tmeselves with that one
>However, the resulting economic integration and military co-operation between the English and Dutch navies shifted the dominance in world trade from the Dutch Republic to England and later to Great Britain.

>job interview with an oxford uni think tank at uni on thursday
>sign on date on thursday

>email job centre that i have to travel to oxford and prepare for this interview
>job centre says i still have to come in because the sign in is 3 hours before.

>>68588929
dont think you know what conquer means

>>68588833
STILL not german

leck mich

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>french kings
>dutch kings
>german kings

b-but muh monarchy!

cromwell was in many ways an english napoleon

alcohol has destroyed my ambition in life. Whenever I feel like I failure and want to better myself, I just get drunk and don't care anymore

>>68588938
>>68588938
not too fond of this highly-educated scrounger meme

strikes too close to home

>get to leave work early, hit every traffic light on the way and miss my train by 20 seconds

Aaaaahhh yes

>yanks and leaves trying to argue they have history takes 5 seconds before just listing paragraphs of British history instead
lol well done bellends

Feeling low when I came in from uni lads and just took a quarter of a pill sober for the first time

Pretty stupid given I'm supposed to be going out later and heading to the pub in a bit, and I did it on Friday so there's always fucking up the old serotonin receptors

>>68588970
remember when you stop drinking the little friends and social life you have will also disappear

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>>68589008

>>68589017
American history is British history.

Bongs, do you get paid more to work 3rd shift like I do?

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>>68589017
>british """history""" takes place under occupation by foreign european powers

ah yes

>>68589048
wtf is third shift

>>68589047
no it's not

yanks are huns, not anglos

>>68588958
you had obama as president for 8 years, you're in no place to talk about our past kings.

>>68589048
>be american
>drive an automatic
>work 3rd shift

>>68589065
so did the united states
seems like you guys got a thing for foreigners bossing your around x

>>68589082
ummm wrong sweetie x

working 7pm~4am
the pay was no longer worth it
would feel tired as fuck during the job and then when i got home i couldnt sleep at all

>>68588894
liberals on suicide watch at the thought of a black man voting for trump

>>68589029
You're an eejut mate

>Not having a cheeky bump of the ol' amphetamine sulphate instead

>>68589086

Obama is American through and through

>>68589107
yeezy is honourary whiteman

working 9am~5pm
what a way to make a living

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>>68589086
>mayor of london is a camel jockey

>>68589119
>born in Kenya
>raised in Indonesia
>american

>civic nationalism

>>68589119
you're right. he's as black as the average yankee, through and through.

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intriguing how brits go on and on about americans having no history while we're currently living and experiencing it

bit embarrassing that the time for great americans has long past and you've nothing to show for it

except perhaps maybe Theodore Roosevelt

Shit thread

>>68589162

I'll have you know my mom is from Norway

so Trump isn't going to build his wall or indict Hillary for her crimes. what is he going to do?

can you autists stop talking about america please?

>>68589190
thread turned shit soon as the yanks piped up

>>68589215
cut taxes and bring back jobs
MAGA

>>68589190
shit country no history

>>68589215
sell hotel rooms

>>68589215
He is going to build the wall

love dropping the first syllable from words

>>68589224
as per usual, and it was spurred on by a leaf too

>>68589230
I'll have you know, my ancestors discovered mudgreeba.

>>68589262
north america was a mistake.

>>68589215
he's still building the wall and there's still ongoing investigations into hillary's shenanigans you silly leaf

>>68589224
>>68589262
>>68589273

muh fee fees

For crying out loud my style is wild so book me
Not long is how long that this rhyme took me
Ejecting, styles from my lethal weapon
My pen that rocks from here to Oregon
Here's Mordigan, catch it like a psycho flashback
I love gats, if rap was a gun, you wouldn't bust back
I come with shit that's all types of shapes and sounds
And where I lounge is my stomping grounds
I give a order to my peeps across the water
To go and snatch up props all around the border
And get far like a shooting star
'cause who I am is dim in the light of Pablo Escobar

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what's the best colour party ring lads?

>>68589248
I heard something different. 'Vicious rivers'.

>>68589304
pink

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find me a more punchable face. I dare you

>>68588822
t. degree in internet studies

>>68589215
hire an exxon CEO as his SoS

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>>68589357

ah yes.

shan't be reading any yank post in this thread

>>68589357
>>68589357
t. frothing at the mouth racist

>>68589357
*posts a mirror*
haha bet you didn't expect that

>>68589401
>ah yes BREMAIN. STRONGER TOGETHER! DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH!

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Santa isnt real

>>68589395
>hating limmy

aye, but at what cost?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHso2hFYxgY

How many of you wankers are just sat around on /brit/ waiting to die

>>68589111
Don't use it recreationally m8

Use it on occasion to study so I try to avoid it to stop building up a tolerance

>the scotch

not a fan

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>>68589396
THATS WHERE YOU WRONG FAG

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I can't wait to vote for Kanye is 2020. I also unironically believe that Kayne is the most important artist of my generation

>>68589502
very well, sir
*retrieves your tumbler and presents you with a tall gin & tonic instead*

London School of Economics - thoughts, lads? Wanting to study Government and History, mainly to mingle with the elites while also studying something I enjoy.

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>>68589357

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This is the most talented, greatest athlete in Britain

And guess what? He's half polish half Irish. Diversity is our strength, open our borders now.

always thought the reason stars twinkle was because they're so far away that there is always asteroids and shit passing in front of them, but apparently that isn't the case

>>68589511
Kanye unironically has Aspergers

>>68589531
It's incredibly left wing

>>68589547
is it really possibly to ironically have aspergers?

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Xter für Jenna

>>68589547

I believe it

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/pol/ is a bit mental 2bh

>>68589565
KRAUTS OUT

>>68589558
me

>>68589531
london's pretty shit as a student city. loads of people there will be internationals, and a large majority won't go out, so you won't get the ''uni'' experience. but i guess it's okay if you're not into that kind of thing

Are normies aware of reddit?

>be british
>wake up in morning, use double taps to wash hands and feet, pray facing mecca
>eat toast sandwich before heading to work
>head to polls, vote bremain and vote for proposition to allow in more migrants
>get jumped by pakistanis while traversing a no-go zone
>get phone call at work, wife is in labor
>head to hospital, see arab child in her arms. Name him Mohammed like the rest of the kids
>make it home after long day, get letter in mail about tv license violation

>>68589552
I noticed that. Browsed through the website of the student paper and there was an infuriating article about a melodramatic girl spurring on her fellow millennial princess faggots and cunts to fight against the upcoming Donald Trump presidency with yoga, meditation and dreams

I've cheated on literally every GF I've ever had (4). Why am I such a piece of shit?

>>68589612
reddit is a normie site

>>68589614
think you mean
>be londoner

>>68589589
what a loser haha

>>68589614
Believable post

if you want to be a villain number one, you have to chase a superhero on the run

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break on through

to the other side

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enjoying this timeline quite a bit

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kek

>>68589662
who are you to give advice like that, the Pope? get out of here you proud goose

>>68589614
tv licence*

>Language: English (U.K)
>You are currently using the latest available update
>Change language to English (U.S)
>Please download Android 7.1.1

Ah yes

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>>68589683

Fuck I love Trump

*overhears two people discussing how spirituality is gay and stupid*
*sellotapes third eye closed while crying to self*

the lad's an absolute crumpet

that boy needs therapy

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>>68589683

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>>68589716
Name 3 of Kayne's sopns

he's off his rocker

mmmmmmmmmm danone
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Kanye's entourage coming into Trump Tower
Surreal desu

have a 3rd phone interview for a job paying 65k. About to throw up

>>68589716
taken out of context. the German flag is just really boring and Merkel doesn't like the design. meanwhile Trump enjoys the design of the American flag because it is interesting.

>>68589683
what a lad

>>68589739

There's no god or greater meaning to life. The only god you should be following is pussy

Going gym (deadlifts woiiii) Before the gf comes over ;)

>>68589683
did kanye not go full madman and kim wants to divorce him? what the fuck?

>>68589765
Back to the 'dit with you

SHE DONT BELIEVE IN SHOOTIN STARS
BUT SHE BELIEVE IN SHOES AND CARS

FOYs

>>68590231
See you in the next thread, fish n chips govnah mate!