Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>68585854
First for Sw*den

영주
ㅠㅠ
사랑해요

↓ all racists

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>>68585854
乙

>>68585935
hi

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>>68585935
チョン?

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How do I get a girlfriend?

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>>68585960
Africa?

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>>68585854
乙

This accent is SLAYING my sides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcJlmhoYNfI

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>posting frogs and toads without my permission

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>>68585983
NO

>>68586003
Ryan boundless?

>>68585854
あの画像思い出しちまったよ………

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実は今日12月13日は南京陥落の日

>>68586080
>>68586058
>>68586003
>>68585983
>>68585960
dumb frogposters

>>68585991
It sounds faultless French to me

>>68585976
Dodge vanに乗る
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U2BC5sOltU

>>68585976
look like me (^:

>>68586111
Varg pls.

>>68585991
>>68586144
He probably can speak English very well.

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うしじま好きのヨーロッパ人はこれで勃起するらしい。
ヨーロッパでは禁断のポーズをとっているから。

>>68586189
Are you dating anyone now?

>>68586286
what? I can't hear you right now. I think the reception is bad.

イエキャブ

>>68586281
高度な変態やん

デリヘル カーセックス?

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>あなたは英語を喋ってみる
>イギリス人は、うわ〜お上手ですねーって言い出す

どう反応する?

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>>68586330
You may be pretty enough to get a gf, but your autism must be big enough to offset your prettiness...

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>>68586414
言われたことないから想像できない…

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>>68586437
But I have had more than one GF in my life

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>>68586476
...and you still think you are Japanese??

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Kanji readings really are hard, huh?
But the calligraphy is a lot of fun.
What an interesting language.

What is your favourite kanji? Does a concept like "favourite kanji" even exist among native Japanese? (My favourite is 夢, it looks like a drifting ghost, as ephemeral as a dream.)

>>68586414
そもそも言われない
お世辞でも言われない

>>68586514
嬲

>>68586512
That family tree needs more somalians though

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>>68586512
I know I am

>>68586414
>イギリス人
英国特有の皮肉ですね
家に帰って泣く

>>68586514
嫁

明日はプーチンが来るから、もう風呂入って寝るわ

>>68586514
my favorite is "原爆投下"

It means "love and peace"

>>68586572
おやすみ

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>>68586514
>drifting ghost
...wut?

>>68586571
>嫁
Very cool.
>>68586547
That's two "man" kanjis with a woman in the middle and it means "harrassment"? Top kek

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>>68586550
お願い…目を覚まして…(´;ω;｀)

バーン・ノーティスﾊｼﾞﾏﾀ

If I gave you my address would you send me a christmas present?
I mean I'm alone and don't have any friends so I never get anything
I forgot to buy a present for my gf and now I feel like an asshole

>>68586660
もう覚ましてる

>>68586771
いつ日本に帰ってくるの?

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>>68586626
Das it mane

>>68586813
将来

>>68586414
tell him "stop lying to me you insufferable cunt"

>>68586848
I always thought you would be the first if any Scandinavian from this thread would come and live in Japan.
How do you feel about the Dane the working holiday maker? Jelly?

>>68586962
I've been to Japan twice my dear boy.

Why would a Swede ever be jealous of a Dane? Especially a Dane with autism.
Top kek

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オスプレイが沖縄の海面に不時着したもよう
>>68585987
>>68586413
*今上陛下はお優し過ぎるからな
ホンマになぁ
あんな、ええ人おらんで
その一点だけで、日本はええ国やなと思わせるものがあるな
>>68585854
tarkは必ずテンプレを元に戻そうとするのね
>>68585976
ネズミ少女
うまる
ちゅぁん
>>68586058
la grenouille française
何故、けえるは女なの?
>>68586414
バカにされたと思う

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>>68587002
I mean a Jap not a Swede

>>68586828
I'll think of you and your ghost next time I see 夢.

>>68587002
Well, I wanted to live and study abroad when I was in college and studied English very hard for it.
But I've seen many kids from rich families accomplished it effortlessly with their dads' money.
I was jealous.

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>>68586838
thanks
Are they a kind of SJW?

>>68587177
I will go to Japan to study for 6-12 months.

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Is it true that girls have feet?

>>68587002
But you're 20cm shorter than him and all Japanese girls laughed at you

>>68587211
You have a day job already.
Can't you just look for a job here?

had nothing to do with feetfags but that german flag made me think all feetfags are cancer

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>>68587222
yep
if she is not 幽霊

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>>68587244
I could, but the pay and the work hours would be worse.
I love Japan, but I think working in Sweden is better.

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>>68587270
なんかしらんが
踏み踏みしたくなった

>>68587332
May I work in Sweden? I can use knives and forks pretty well.

>>68586414

ケンカ売ってるのかって思いますが、
ニッコリ笑ってサンキューと言います。Thankのthの発音はしっかり舌を歯で挟みます。ええ。

>>68587427
yes

>>68587332
European companies here are not too bad.
I've met several gaijin working for IT sectors, and their lives seemed pretty fancy.

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>>68587280
Or 人魚

>>68587463
Thank you for letting me 'work' for you!

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そうか
幽霊は単なるghostではなく
drifting ghostなのか
ぴったりやな
彷徨えるたますい
wandering soul

How you type kanji? Is there a kanji keyboard or do you have to copy and paste it from somewhere?

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>>68587642
They use kanji keyboards.

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>>68587524
Reverse-mermaid
いや、reverseとmermaidで検索かけたら
本当にそう云うんだ
>>68587642
we use Japanese Keyboard
https://www.branah.com/japanese

>>68587669
Yeah, I ordered two of the maximum size ones online, expensive but now with the two combined I can finally write all the 常用漢字.

I'm gon send him to outta space, to find another race

>>68587669
活版印刷職人・加藤隆男さんの「活字拾い、組版、印刷から裁断」まで https://youtu.be/AoaxKEgDMic

>>68587669
何これ初めて見たwww

>>68587669
｢尻｣｢屁｣にﾜﾛﾀ

>>68587669
This is not Japanese keyboard.

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>>68587524
Or 身体障害者

>>68587642
First you type words in hiragana by using alphabet then you choose a correct kanji among from a list.

>>68587749
逆人魚って気持ち悪いな

made an omelette and it was shit
probably going to kms now

>>68587919
>choose a correct kanji among from a list.

I mean choose a correct kanji among many kanjis from a popped up list.

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>>68587890
Your thoughts on Jah and Haile Sellasie

>>68587992
why don't you stop being cucks and just your own writing system instead of using chinese shit

>>68588040
Why don't you?

>>68587785
>not getting Kanji keyboard VR where you get to choose and type all kanji including 非常用漢字 from augmented reality

>>68587669
これよくネタにされるけど
今はあんまり使われてないよね

>>68588111
Ah, nice idea.

VR is the future. I had HTC Vive but I sent it back. Waiting for next generation.

So many things you can do with VR.

>>68588237
>I had HTC Vive but I sent it back
Full refund?

>>68588269
Yes. 30 days free use.

>>68588040
Why don't you just your own writing system instead of using latin characters? Checkmate

>>68588040
We have hiragana and kanji. And kanji is derived from the ancient Chinese characters but kanji and current Chinese characters are not the same anymore. Some of them are same but most of them are not same. I cannot read Chinese characters that Chinese people use except some of simple characters such as woman or so.
We made our language very difficult to discourage foreigners to live in Japan.

>>68588295
did you watch porn? (^:

>>68588315
>derived from

*stolen from

>>68588109
>>68588310
It's not really the same. The alphabet we use evolved from another alphabet and country that don't exist anymore, we don't use letters from another country that still exist mixed with our own.

>>68588109
Ohh, burned.

>>68588319
Of course. ;^)

>>68588315

Japanese language is a cipher.

>>68588310
I think /int/ should invent their own writing system I know they're autistic enough for that

>>68588330
Western countries' culture is stolen from Greece.

>>68588353
The Qin dynasty no longer exists at all.

>>68588315
>We made our language very difficult to discourage foreigners to live in Japan.

Resulting in all you are left with are total maniacs who will stop at nothing to go to Japan. ;^)

>>68588391
Wrong place.
You should ask it on Korean thread.
If you can't see the difference, go to library and study more.

>>68588440
But china does, roman empire doesn't.

>>68588460
This is good so we can keep the originality.
Being original is a nice thing.

>>68588491

China was founded on October 1, 1949. LOL.

>>68588491
The modern state of "China" is not the creator of the Chinese writing system. In fact Mao's regime simplified and ruined the writing system.

>>68588551
>>68588604
It's still chinese.

>>68588499
Agreed, that is why I like Japan. It's the most weird, original country.

>>68588635
Eh, the Chinese from the Qin period is hardly even recognisable compared to modern Chinese. Even if Japan switched entirely to its native writing system, kana are derived from Chinese as well.

>>68588467
마인 슈우안즈 위드 예덴 탁 폰 타우센덴 쿠레아네리넨 게룿트

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あー雨音聞いてたら無性に腹減ってきたわ

誰かコンビニ行ってどん兵衛とおでん買ってきてくれ

The question is, did the Roman Empire really invent the Roman alphabet?

明日山口にミサイルが落ちてほしい

hiragana and katakana are alphabets. those have only sounds

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Don't gift Putin dogs this time.
Better give me one instead pls

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Is he acting up again?

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>>68589225
They offered Putin a second dog but he said no

>>68588811
They stole it from Phoenicians.
フェニキア人から盗んだ

>>68589372
無礼だなあのロシアチビ
5年もマイナス成長しているくせに

beating the social anxiety

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>>68589539
love this dad

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>>68589539
el peruANO PUTO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJJAA

>>68589225
he ate them. Apologize instead.

>>68589691
Nah. We don't eat dogs.You should try it too.
Good diet.

>>68589539
the only real escape is suicide
I will date my gf next year if it doesn't work out I will call a suicide hotline and try to date one of the helpers if that doesn't work I will run over to North Korea and attack the soldiers so I can die for my country while screaming that I love my gf
screencap this

もうどこでも絶対に構ってちゃんしない
このドイツ国旗を見ていくら煩くて悲惨な姿なのか気づいた
恥ずかしい
もう構ってちゃん卒業
良かった
まだ廃人だけど、自分を再活用して戻ってくる 皆さんバイバイ後に見よう

>>68589744
russo seems to be made starving by euro.
Ask korea, your neighbor, best ally.

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hey euros
tell me more about french females

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqQR4MbPkHw

>>68590162
절 싫어하세요?

>>68590162
何か元気を取り戻したならそれで良いけど、ここでのやり取りを見ている限りは
君のことを特別邪魔だと思っている人は、いないんじゃないかと思うよ
今まで通りいつでも来れば良いと思うよ

>>68589862
are french women submissive towards the big nazi cock?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFbfY2TsFa0

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>>68590162
まあ、いつか俺が言ったことやな
でも、お前の本質的なやさしさを信頼しているぜ
俺はな

Every Anon
Good Night
I am so-called Patuya as you know

ALA HUAKHBAR !!!!!

keep you burningかけぬけて

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>>68592278
>ALA HUAKHBAR
don't make you a so-called suicide bomber

good night

>>68592690
keep you burning through the all night

good night

>>68592853
This is the cute girl police

No more cute girls allowed, stop posting them!

>>68592951
Sena is not that cute to be honest

>>68592278
난 네가 좋앟요
나한테 화내지마

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SALSAタイム
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uEdqYz1oiw

>>68592951
>sluts
>cute

おでん買いに行ったら卵なかったイラつく

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大日本帝国万歳

>>68597463
大日本帝国マンセー!

What do you want for christmas?
me: my gf to cone to Germany and let me cum in her pussy

>>68597463
大日本帝国は滅んだ

今日は鹿島とアトレチコ・ナシオナルの試合がある
南米王者だけあってやっぱり強いんだろうな
でも楽しみだ、ホームなんだし

>>68597749
I want to rape your gf

>>68597749
i want to cum in her pussy before you.

I would like to think most people posting here are cute.

>>68597942
>>68598084
my gf would kill you. she is very strong. her legs are very muscular, I will massage them every day

>on 2ch, they call their camwhores "goddesses"

why

>>68598435
that's my gf's nickname
she always calls me "my bf" or "the only person I have ever loved, my true love"

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honestly I dont feel so much pleasure when having sex

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>>68585854

>>68598620
you know I have to admit that I did fuck that girl in Busan and cheated on my gf
but I had faps that were better than her.
I think it's important to love the person you're fucking only then can you really enjoy it

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俺の目かっこいい?

>>68599103
全っ然

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おはよう

I want to suck my morning wood

>>68599121
日本のブラッドピットやぞ俺は

>>68599103
俺はホモならばすぐにイチャイチャする

>>68599354
前にも言ったけど「日本の」ってのはつまりブラッド・ピットの劣化版だよ

さすがに冬だけあって日の出が遅いな

>>68598104
Yes
>>68599135
>That pic
I am glad I never had a fever as bad as that. It looks extremely painful.

>>68598932
when did your yellow fever started?

>>68599497
やめて
>>68599574
まぁブラピよりイケメンなんだけどね実は

>>68599354
タイのメッシみたいなもんか

>>68599940
メッシなんてどの国でも劣化版じゃねえか

>>68599919
ホモならって言っただろ
俺はホモではないな
信じてくれよ

>>68599919
いやいや、>>68599103 は日本のダニー・デヴィートって感じのする目だぞ

>>68600049
全然違うだろ
これは寝転がって撮ったからちょっと変なだけ
起き上がって撮ったらどんなイケメンになるか想像してほしい

>>68600344
じゃあ、とりあえず信じる
今度は目じゃなく口か鼻見せて

かわいい日本の彼女が欲しい。

>>68600581
かわいいアメリカの彼女でいいじゃんか

>>68599135
if you're korean i would suck it for you

>>68600556
またいつかネ

should I masturbate now?

>>68601116
No

>>68601299
how are you? have you ever had a gf? nice to meet you, my friend

入国審査はこれで決まりだなhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chkh6rhkFpk

羽海野チカのまんが読んだら涙腺がゆるくなっていかんわ

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>>68600667

hey I'm interested in Japan
if you are Japanese please be my friend
domo arigato

>>68601886
Cute girls. However, I thought the mandatory skirt length was knee level?

thread music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYCCB0Q7xUw

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>>68602131
>Peru

Japanese People, may I ask how you feel about languages with no built in keigo (敬語) system? Does it feel weird? Were you confused when you first learned about languages without keigo?

Whenever I read Japanese books and, like, Alien characters use keigo and the MC doesn't think it's weird, I wonder if Japanese people consider keigo an "inherent" to language in a sense.

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>>68602131
>Peru

>>68602283
Well English is an obligatory language to learn at school so I'd say they're somewhat familiar with a language lacking keigo

>>68602082
Depends on the school. And if they're off school grounds, they'll probably hike their skirts up.

>>68602453
ありがとう
可愛です

>>68602453
>if they're off school grounds, they'll probably hike their skirts up.
Sluts

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>>68602788

When I was in Korea and really depressed I would stay in my hotelroom and go to 4chan
However one time while in a small town on the west coast I decided to go to the beach and sit there
I tried to look really sad so a girl would come to me and ask if I'm alright, but it didn't happen
Everything I know about love and girls is from movies but it never happens in real life
My wizard transformation is unstoppable, I will never get a girl but I can still enjoy watching romantic movies
I want to die. there's nothing left I can do. Korea is boring and I've seen everything.
I'm too afraid to talk to girls and even more to off myself, I feel like maybe one day I might meet my real gf and have a nice life, but what if not

>>68602283
>languages with no keigo.
I don't feel weird about it.
But I feel weird about people call their boss and older siblings his/her first name.
I have older brother and sister.
And I call them niichan/neechan.

i have a stomachache from i eaten britainese food.

>i will probably never meet that qt shinjuku tower records cashier with huge tits and who likes rock music ever again

>>68601785
じゃ、どの作品を勧めるのですか

>>68603217
「ハチミツとクローバー」「3月のライオン」

thank woman thank woman good bye woman

what amazing adventures are awaiting for me next year

>>68603189
Very bad idea and sure to lead to 苦. Even in イギルス we eat food from イタリア

christmas 2009 - I'm playing PS3 with my sister. My parents are getting drunk with my other relatives. I eat so much that I almost puke
christmas 2016 - I'm on 4chan pissed that all the normies are with their families and the thread is dead
I look at my gf's christmas pictures and cry. I eat nothing. I take my dad's old knife and think about ending it all.
My sister texts me a pic of her and her chink husband and wishes me a merry christmas. I cry and am happy.

>>68603647
a gf

本当に腹痛と下痢が止まらない
昨日フィッシュ&チップス食った

>>68603823
ご冥福をお祈りいたします

>>68603823
貧弱な胃腸め

>>68603823
油もので腹を壊すようになったら老化だわ
油分が分解しきれず腸に溜まっておる

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http://www.mediafire.com/file/mazw36b542v4bi2/Hisao_Fukui_-_Pegasus.pdf
any origami experts here? how the fuck do you fold 10-11?

>>68603348
女性漫画だけど、男としても楽しめるのかな
ハチミツとクローバーは評判がいいですよね
まずはそっちを読んでみましょう

>>68603658
why is britainese food so bad.
its destroyed my stomach

>>68603938
おかげで会社遅刻だからメール入れた

>>68603998
>>68604044
まだ20代だぞ
加熱処理十分じゃないんだろ

>>68603348
>ハチミツとクローバー
懐かしいな
もう10年ぐらい前のことだから詳細は覚えてないけどアニメ版が好きだった
そう言えばサウンドトラックがスピッツで一杯だったよな
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMMd3K6cY3w
この曲流れた時は泣きそうになったよな
また観ようかな

I love my sister. she was always there for me.
without her I would have never went to Korea.
She's older than me, maybe that's why I like my gf
I imagine a gf is like my sister but I can have sex with her

>>68604127
>女性漫画だけど、男としても楽しめる
けっこういるよ、そういう漫画家
高橋留美子とか中村光とか荒川弘とか二ノ宮知子とかね

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>>68604145
Britain is too cold to grow nice crops, so our food uses simple ingredients.

In England itself, there is good food in the countryside, where this idea of using "simple ingredients" really pays off, with nice fresh food.

>>68604152
また見るのもいいけど同じ作者の「3月のライオン」を見るべき
将棋がわからなくてもだいじょうぶだから

>>68604279
I heard the queen has cancer

>>68604335
Big if true.

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>>68598655
おはよう
ヤンデレ
>>68599135
あはよう
>>68601116
fap fap fap
we are fapping now
>>68602283
宇宙人が敬語を使うのは、おかしいわな
そこや、名古屋弁でなければlikeニコチャン大王
日本語の複雑な敬語は天皇を頂点とした階級社会の
名残なので徐々に消えていく
敬語には、尊敬、謙譲、丁寧の三つがあり
複雑で、現代日本では、正確な敬語体系の継承は難しい

>>68604240
高橋留美子だけは好き

>>68604348
I heard you call crisps fish chips fries

>>68604311
そうね
将棋の事あまり分かんないからちょっと勉強してから観ようと思ってたけど
大丈夫なら今すぐ観ることにしよっか

>>68604493
Big if true.

>>68603823
つ正露丸糖衣A
お大事に

>>68603823
>フィッシュ&チップス食った
日本でも売ってるのか
知らなかった

>>68604493
i want get german qts.

別に「女性漫画｀家｀」に問題ない、俺が一番好き漫画はほぼ70%女性漫画家さんの作品。
言いたかったは「女性ジャンル」のこと。

>>68604240
間違えた
>
>>68604600

>>68604576
アイリッシュパブにはありそうだよね。

>>68604600
少女漫画のことか
人気のある少女漫画は男でも楽しめるぞ

>>68604577
come to Germany and I will get you qts
I will go to Japan next year, can you get me zainichi korean qts?

>>68604369
おやっさん…

>>68604600
アニメ「坂道のアポロン」は神がかり的傑作だよ
「昭和元禄落語心中」も
どっちも女性のまんが原作だ

>>68604693
日本のアイリッシュパブってほんとにアイルランド人がやってるのかな

If you are completely certain that you will die without ever participating in consensual sex, you must post in this thread.

>>68604600
男性でも読みやすい女性誌漫画はあるよ。
佐々木倫子とか、恋愛物描かないし。
日本の宗教観に興味がある人は、絹田村子の「さんすくみ」が面白いかもしれない。

>>68604792
アイルランド帰りの日本人がやってそうなイメージ

>>68604728
there are many zainichi koreans in here. please take them, please.

>>68604535
ロシアを征するか

>>68604576
店で食べたお
昨日新宿でな

>>68604846
Peru, we are very similar, I always liked you, I never revealed your details
Please, I'm really lonely, be my friend. I lost the will to live, only an old brown friend like you can help me now

>>68605004
>新宿で
東京ともなるとなんでもあってうらやましいなあ

>>68604751
flowersは男性でも読みやすい少女マンガの名作が多い雑誌だと思う。

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おはよう~ (´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ
このスレには、イケメンがいるんですか

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>>68603823
イギリス飯の呪い
油が古かったかもな
>>68604127
女性漫画ではなく
女流漫画家による作品で発表は青年誌だったと思う
女性漫画は少女漫画やレディスコミックなど
だから、男性作家による女性漫画は存在する
ちなみに
As for 女流漫画家, Pantuya recommends ;
萩尾望都、CLAMP、柏木ハルコ

I wish I was a Japanese business man

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お金くれるください

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>>68605312
forgot pic

>>68605108
でも男が買いづらいのはたしかだなw

>>68605189
おはよ(´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ
自称イケメンニートがいるみたい
Optimistic person憧れるわー

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>>68605320

いいえ、私はニートだから全部私のお金は大切だよ

>>68603823
すいません

What I don't get is how so many assholes and idiots get girls.
There is one girl I like (not my gf). I really don't know how to approach her,
I'm too shy even though I know reje tion is better than doing nothing. she's white which is ok since she's the cutest girl I know
I want to be with her but all I can think of is how many better men there are and that she doesn't want a kissless virgin

スカイウォードソードを買おうと思ったけどWiiリモコンプラスとヌンチャクが必要だってーー
ふざけrなああああ

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>>68604600
女性漫画誌は、かつては
LaLaやflowerを購読していた
嫁が買うのでflowerは、家にある
もあ、俺の推薦した三人は
絶対に読め
三人とも、フランス語での出版がある
萩尾望都は、少女漫画の確立者で現役最高の作家
CLAMPは、聖伝、Xにより、新たな地平を拓き青年誌開拓の先鞭
柏木ハルコは、現在の男性誌での女流漫画家の活躍の
礎となった作家
日本の文化としての漫画史に輝く星だ

>>68605462
その場合にはくたばれだよ

>>68605593
F&C好きだよ、久しぶりに食べたくなってきた。

>>68605648
wiiのヌンチャク一度も使ったことないや

>>68605672
フランス語の数字はもう覚えたか

>>68605818
あれ結構強かったわ

>>68605818
僕は体験コーナーでしか使わなかった

>>68605006
what are your plans for next year?

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中出しされるの体験したいなぁ

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>>68606000

>>68606000
ちんぽをビニールチューブに入れてそしてチューブの反対側をケツに入ればいい

>>68605944
Spend my last money to go to Japan, Usa and Korea
If I don't have a gf after that, take as much heroin as I can, o.d. somewhere in a Korean forest, never to be found, so my sister doesn't feel guilty
Or if I have a gf, cum in her pussy

>>68606124
what if you let me date your sister?
how is she?

>>68606191
white and married

>>68606247
would you help me to enter my cheap chinese goods into the german market?

>>68605189
>おはよう
いや
二度寝します

>>68606486
if you give me enough money to impress my gf
I'm fluent in Spanish as you know, I would be a good partner

>>68606617
would you help me to enter my cheap ecuadorian drugs into the german market?

>>68606530
休みか?
それともニート?

>>68606834
>ニート
一応、怪我者です
外科は予約した

>>68606792
No, girls don't like guys that deal with drugs
my gf would hate me

>>68604600
海外では女性漫画家の評価が著しく低いのが残念ンゴねぇ…
見た目から入る人が多いから、萌え絵じゃ無いと受け付けないからなんやろうけど

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>>68606617
Is prostitution legal in germany?
what if we open a brothel in berlin with girls from south east asia?

>>68606946
お大事に

>>68606948
You´ll get the greenies maaaan c'mon

>>68606994
with tinder, brothels have become unnecesary

>>68607085
you could give me 2 million € and I still wouldn't do it if it means my gf wouldn't like me anymore

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>>68607159
>Having matches on tinder

Normies out.

>>68607159
Pss

So are girls really that easy on german tinder? Here they seem picky as fuck, very shy too.

死にたい
いつでも死にたい

>>68607347
I have a gf so I don't know
But I heard if you're not fat you can fuck a different girl every day

>>68607371
まあまあ

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かっこいい

>>68607470
Sounds like heaven.
Maes me want to go there and eech off your education programs

>>68607564
just your average brown sex tourist

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>>68607639
I thought you weren't supposed to come back to this thread, Hans.

>>68607564
germany is racist bro, you are goona be hated
dont go there
me even as a peruvian had pay 500 usd more on my airplane tickets to avoid stay few hours on the berlin airport
go to a place where you are hated = its stupid

>>68607639
Not brown but whatevs.
Can´t help but go to where´s the good stuff.

>>68607518
あんまり

I will make next

>>68607757
do whatever the fuck you want, fuck off

>>68607757
Leave it to me

>>68607779
no

>>68607709
I have a friend who looks just like a stereotypical muslim (he might have arab or some middle east genes) that studies there. He never had any trouble there.
But since it happend to you, i´d still consider it.

>>68607371
君を幸せにしたい
いつでも君を幸せにしたい

i will make new thread

>>68607709
The most racist people in Berlin are foreigners
Most people in Berlin aren't even German

How do you know if やばい means cool or crap?

NEW THREAD
>>68607815
>>68607815

>>68607784
why?

>>68607833
I want to make :^(

making the next, lads

またフライングかw

I want to make too!_(:3」∠)_

>>68607848
>>68607848
>>68607848
310
次スレッド

>>68607828
Delete this
>>68607836
There is nothing for it

>>68585854
どさくさに紛れてリラがスレ立てw

>>68607804
まゆゆは基本冷静なのに、
たまに日本語で可愛い言葉を呟くから動揺するわ。
これがギャップ萌えなのか?

知らない人と話したら、敬語を使いながら「俺」と言うのは失礼すぎる?年齢の違いが近かったらどう?

>>68608804
失礼というより、日本語として不自然な感じになる。

>>68608804
>年齢が近い人に敬語
僕を使用した方がいいかもね。
とりあえず、迷った時にはいつでも「僕」を使っておけば問題はない。

僕はれんちるが好きなんです