/cum/

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>>68567547

cumbeast

>when your hot pockets are cold

>>68567577
kys leaf

tfw educated blacks edition got deleted

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FUCK /CUM/

>>68567547
You just know

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>>68567621

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>>68567608

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmzpFRZmdfU

>>68567657
what is this animal actually called?

in the desert you can't remember your name cause there ain't no one to give you no pain

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>>68567647
>America's pants

bee bee bees bee-men bees bee bee bees bee bees bees bees bees bee bee bee bee bees beer bee bees bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bees bee been bee-ish bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee been bee bee-ish bees bee bees bees bees bee bee bee bees bee bee bee been bees bees bee bee bee bee bees been bee bee bee bee bee bee been been bees bees honeybee bee bee bees bee bee bees beekeepers beekeeper bee-free-ers bees bees bees been bee been bees bees bee bee bees bee bees bee bee bee bee bees been honeybees bees bees bees bees bees bees bee bee bees been bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees been bee bee bee-negative bees bees bees bees bees bee bees been bee bee bee bee bee bees bees bee beep-beep beep-beep been bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bees bees bees bees bee-approved bee bee bee

>>68567693
Tapir

>>68567650
good we don't need to spread lies

>>68567693
Tapir

>>68567699
you know what i like this
sorry leaf

>>68567704
is that a french man?

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>>68567693

>>68567547
me on the right

Dashing through the cum in a one WHORES open legs, over the clit we go, moaning all the way. Balls in buttholes ring, making spirits bright, what fun it is to ride that dick and jizz on her all night, HOE!!!! jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to ride that big black dick all day HEY jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way oh what fun it is to fuck and lick her jizz away. Send this to 1⃣2⃣ of your sluttiest dickmas cock suckers in 6⃣9⃣ sexonds or Santa won’t cum for you this HOEliday season!! If you get 5 back ⬅you’re a frosty cum slut. If you get 10 back you’re a peppermint pussy princess . If you get 15 back you’re a candy cane clit licker. Have a merry merry clitmas and a slutty new year!!!!!!!!!!

>>68567547
>tfw no thicc equestrian gf

>>68567699
>america's cock

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>>68567732
probably

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This is on you janny, you did this

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African American culture

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>>68567547

>>68567744
how many layers of irony are you on my dude

>>68567768
>"""""culture"""""

>>68567547
Did she suck that big boy you think ?

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Maine?

>>68567547
You just know

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>>68567790
Hmmm?

What are you trying to say?

>>68567726
slut

Not linked in the old thread edition

Wait 4 me goys

>>68567800
she did

>>68567810
I already said that you FUCKING Canadian

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here's cheese

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>>68567805

>>68567547
You just know

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>>68567807
Non

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>this thread
Why is no one talking to each other?
Why are we all just posting completely random things?
Why are there no topics related to anything in North America?
How many fucking levels of irony are we on?

Atheists are fucking retards. They took a method designed to study the natural world, applied to supernatural concepts DIDNT FIND SHIT and said "Fuck it! theres nothing there!" GENIUS! Next time you get a boner, crash that bad boy into a solid wall a dozen or so times then say "theres no such thing as pussy!" and tell me you arent a retard, you fucking retards!

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>aloomeenoom

>>68567857
Is there gluten in that? I can't have anything with gluten in it

Man I wanna fuck a catfish

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>>68567869
muh dick memes getting BTFO since ancient times

>>68567871
>>68567810
what do you mean?

>>68567898
KYS yourself

>>68567547
but did they fug?

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>>68567895
>ee

>>68567880
North America is all about dank memes dude

>>68567880
>Why is no one talking to each other?
Didn't even realize this until now and I've been spamming this chat for awhile

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>>68567890

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someone or someones keeps stealing from me while i'm asleep

it's really starting to drive me nuts

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>>68567870
good night mr. brit

Get Ready for the DICKcember Holidays, You NutBuster! Hope You're Ready for Santa's Thrusts as He Gives You Your Presents and Nuts on You HO-HO-HOES! When JeSEX comes and Thrusts Your Door , Be Ready for a Blessing as You Get Re-Baptised with CUMMIES! Share this with 69 other Hoeliday Sluts for a Special Treat This DICKmas!

I keep knicking this canuck retard's shit because he leaves his windows unlocked lmfaooooooooooo

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>>68567903

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I want this man to be President forever.

>>68567955
What did you lose

>>68567547
You just know

>>68567955
why did you save this as kermit

>>68567932
well it sure isn't alu-muh-ynoom

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want to go here

>>68567984
Why

>>68568011
>muh-y

The fuck is this shit?

>>68568009
>mexicans don't know what kermit look like

>>68568012
what is stopping you?

The bees do not worry about this What people think.

>>68568025
it's supposed to convey the igh sound in fight

iCarly was one of the most revolutionary shows ever to grace this Earth. It was the pinnacle of Nickelodeon's creative talents and hard-working actors to make a truly stunning show which would capture the hearts of millions. There have been absolutely no criticisms of this show, it is unflawed and perfect, in fact, IMDB has only 10 star reviews for this show. The comedy used is genius, never being repetitive and always using new gags to entertain the respectable audience. iCarly revolutionised the TV market, with jokes and ideas no one had ever seen before, like recounting the lives of famous fictitious teenagers' lives and milking out a show for a few years. They are always full of witty jokes and hilarious situations, and the character development is brilliant.

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watch out alt right !!

>>68568036
Who said there was an obstacle? Peddle your self help advice somewhere else Pedro

>>68567984
>tfw making a big deal out of the recounts and not actually rigging the system so you can rig it 4 years later uncontested

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Rate bros

>>68567844
Link, for a friend in vet studies

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>>68568029
fuck you here's a picture of kermit

>>68568018
His bants are unbeatable.

>>68568051
It's a-loo-muh-num.

And the Brits are the ones who fucked up the Latin spelling convention.

>>68568083
calm your tits bro

>>68568091
wooould

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>>68568091
10/9
>>68568106

>>68567987
the past few mornings i've gone to take my usual poo, and there's nothing there

someone must be stealing my poop while i'm asleep

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>>68567547

>when she say "I am into animals"
lel

>>68568119
>It's a-loo-muh-num.
hmm, right.

>>68568074
Really wanted to Fuck Sam desu

Ok, dis is ABSOLUTE fuckin bullshit. I went ta peep Whips up in tha theata yesterday, n' when Lightnin McQueen gots HOT wit Sally up in Radiator Springs, mah boner engaged. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! When Lightnin McQueen holla'd "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help dat shiznit son!!! I closed mah eyes, n' I TORE mah dick ta shreds, rockin whip like motions n' pulled wit pimped out force. That was one of tha dopest nuts I eva had, just thankin bout it now gets me riled up. Thin is, I nutted all over tha kid chillin right next ta me, n' his crazy-ass momma gots all pissed at me, beatboxin all up in mah grill fo' jackin off on her son. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I holla'd at dat biiiatch ta shut tha fuck up, n' dat jackin off be a natural, artistic, n' dope process. Yo ass should BE HAPPY dat mah semen be all over yo' son, maybe his schmoooove ass can learn a lesson or two bout tha culture n' art of jackin off yo. HOWEVER, tha porno theata managers didn't smoke wit mah dirty ass. They KICKED ME OUT of tha porno theater, n' I didn't even finish watchin tha Whips porno. Not only THAT yo, but they made me clean up mah semen afta it already dried up n' solidified on tha seats, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how tha fuck hard it is ta clean semen afta its dried out, biatch? Yo ass CLEAN semen afta its FRESH outta yo' cock, not a minute afta you fuckin nutted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. This be a gangbangin' fuckin OUTRAGE. Do you straight-up expect me ta not whip up mah ding-a-ling n' jack off when i peep a HOT sex scene up in a porno, biatch? Either don't ban sex scenes up in pornos, or LET ME jack off up in yo' theater, assholes.

>>68568091
would love to have a group of busty amazons corner me in an alley at night and take turns beating the shit out of me with a length of lead pipe and leaving me to internally bleed to death on the frozen pavement

>>68568151
More like animals are in her amirite

>>68568141
anon you are shitting snow which melts when hitting your toilet water, do not worry

>>68568159
Cat>Sam>Megan>Carly

>>68568151
NEVER

EVER

fall for a horse girl. They're absolutely insane.

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Quite an interesting thread you got going on here lads, it's quite fast as well. Good stuff, good stuff.

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>>68568081

Is this the real life

Or memeiality

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>>68568203
Don't you do it

>>68568208
me on the right

>>68568203
More-so than usual.
College finals dying down and what not.

>>68568170
Damn are you me?

>>68568202
Stories that didn't exist for dubs, Jerry

just came to say ya'll niggas GHEY

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>>68568203
charming post my dear

>>68568247
Me behind the camera.

>>68568203
thank you rainbow

>>68568220
kek

>>68567547
Hugs make me uncomfortable

>>68568253
Still not listening to the (advice) though, if such a situation comes up.

>>68568310
nice blog

I am with a girl and we are laying on her couch and kissing because I am deeply focused on her right breast which I am almost sure is bigger than the left, despite the darkness of her living room. Of course I could ask her, could whisper in my sexiest and cracking pubescent voice, sooo, is your right breast bigger than your left? Let’s go to the mirror! Which I don’t think would endear her to me and would, it seems to me, lead inexorably to me never knowing the truth about her all-too-human imperfection and so in the silent darkness, I am measuring with my right hand and then comparing said measurement to left on right, but then I think I should cross hands and see if there is any difference so I go left on left and right on right and at this point my mind has kind of shrunk her into some small space where there are no people, only attributes and details or at least the dark shapes of them waiting to be discovered and brought to light by me, more of a body with two breasts that require measurement to know, beyond all doubt, the extent of her bosomed asymmetry, and this whole time we are kissing, but that had long ago ceased to be important so my mouth and tongue are on autopilot, while my hands wiggle and squeeze and cross in a measured dance and then suddenly I am being flung back and I land on my ass on the floor and she says she only pushed me because she thought I was having some sort of seizure and continuing, she says my mouth had stopped moving and my tongue was hanging halfway out of my mouth and my hands were doing all sorts of weird things on her chest at which point I go into a whole explanation, to show her exactly what I was trying to do with my hands and she backs off as I come at her with both hands making grabbing motions and criss-crossing and misperceiving her obvious body signals and I ask her, what does she think about her right breast being slightly larger than the left? That was the first time I got to second base.

Post music you're listening to, /cum/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utAhJrViD-M

>>68568310
>>68568253
You'll be sorry. Horse girls are basically all like that chick from Misery

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>>68568203
Yes. Yes. Very good! Very Good!

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Would you flush the toilet?

>>68568368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZBHetgXKb4

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>>68568352

Hey Jews of /cum/, why do you want to destory the world so much?

>>68568368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p6PcFFUm5I

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rate me /cum/

>>68568405
Because the 3D world sucks, anime is the closest thing to perfection.

>>68568386
fuck no, those are family

>>68568368
https://youtu.be/nSpBs1ghyoo
>>68568386
and risk unleashing the curse of kek? yes

>>68568386
It would be extremely painful.

>>68568429
DUDE, YOU LOOK SO HOT, EVEN WITHOUT A BEARD 10/10

It's called pop not soda or coke. DEAL WITH IT.

>>68568429
average/10

>>68568463
stop giving it (you)s

>>68568386
>flushing pepes

There's nothing better than being nearsighted and walking into a store full of Yuletide decorations.

Nothing can really capture the razzle dazzle.

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Name a better singer

Protip: [spoiler]you can't[/spoiler]

>>68568466
>meme opinions
>meme word
>meme country

>>68568429
good for a mexican

>>68568368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D39STADnaQ

>>68568429
shaving is for desperate betas, grow it out friend

>>68568495
who?

>>68568495
Who?

So we all agree that California is shit right? It's pretty much fact now

>>68568495
disgusting

>>68568515
>>68568517
literally why white countries are 3rd world

>>68568523
>now

>>68568444
MIGHT NOT BE SUCH A BAD IDEA IF I NEVER WENT HOME AGAIN

>>68568514
beards are nu-male tier nowadays

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>>68568141
>staple my ass closed before I go to bed
>nobody steals my poop

>>68568500
I'm drinking a cold pop right now you peasant

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i have a test tomorrow buds and I don't know understand jackshit, what should I do?

>>68568578
S T U D Y

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>>68568564
Bit rude. I have a beard.

>>68568523
Yeah Cali is shit even tho the US economy depends on that state.

>>68568564
>beta who can't grow a beard

>>68568578
get high and drunk as FUCK and stay up all night watching TV

>>68568545
pinche indio

>>68568595
you wish you're beard looked like that

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>>68568564
only if you are scrawny or fat

>>68568578
>what should I do

Shitpost

>>68568135
ConversANO

>>68568594
TRIED AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>68568620
no
>>68568641
seems like a good idea

>>68568625
CHI nadie escucha a esa mierda ranchera aqui mas que gente vieja

>>68568578
Study nigga, I'm working through a spanish packet right now. knowing just a little is better than knowing nothing you know

>>68568626
I do 2bh.

>>68568680
mhmm

sure honey

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481435173695.webm

>>68568663
Alguien no trabaja con los ilegales

>>68568373
Ew, I wouldn't talk to the fat and/or ugly ones

>>68568676
i understand a little but then everything goes to shit, i shouldn't even bother if I can't

>>68568715
what's your grade in the class like?

>>68568708
wtf is this?

>>68568710
Trabajas con puro Indio entonces.

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>he doesn't go winter camping

oy vey

the goyim know?

>>68568730
what?
i don't understand your question

>>68568773
The class that you're studying for, what's your grade in it?

>>68568764
The Jews did this

Right, that's it, I'm moving to eastern British Columbia and there's absolutely nothing you can do to stop me.

Someone in this thread has the smallest penis in this thread.

I wonder who it is.

>>68568800
dunno dude

I wanna hear your beautiful pronunciation of "squirrel" plz

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>>68568738
Soy ilegal y soy blanco

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>>68568764
>>68568836

>>68568828
5 inches here

>>68568856
delete this post mate

>>68568831
Do you think it's good? If not don't bother showing up to class desu
>>68568828
probably the limey who needs to fuck off back to the other side of the pond

>>68568828
6.3 inches, but it's skinny

>>68568764
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481435173695.webm

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>>68568864
>mate

>>68568828
Probably me, it's small

>>68568828
16cm here

>>68568874
i think i can still pass, but i'm still paranoical about grades

>>68568858
>>68568874
>>68568877
>>68568897
>>68568906
I didn't say you could respond to my post.
Fuck off.

>bro

>>68568907
ah, well, just do your best anon

>>68568764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B-X7ox8LBg

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>limeys are slowly killing themselves off

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>>68568930
How cheeky

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>You will never be a redcoat shooting treacherous American pigs while raping their women and burning their homes down with banastre tarleton.

>>68568764
И джycт мй кeйбopд
ввхaт дo

Someone in this thread has the biggest penis in this thread.

I wonder who it is.

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>>68568930

>>68568896
>didn't get brain washed by Steve Irwin and the Wiggles and Finding Nemo as a kid
Ya fuckin cunt

>>68568858
7 here

>>68569029
Probably me, it's big

>>68569029
16cm here

>>68569067
>>68569085
I didn't say you could respond to my post.
Fuck off.

>his dick isnt 14 earths long

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I didn't say you could respond to my post.
Fuck off.

>>68569160
uh oh

Got straight As again this semester.

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>Mugi will never be real

Say the most outrageous thing that you can think of

>>68568858
ur done m8

>>68569160
JANITOR
SOMEONE IS SPAMMING THE HAT MEME AND IT'S RUINING THE POST QUALITY OF THIS BOARD WHICH I BELIEVE IS A VIOLATION OF RULE THREE.

I DEMAND YOU INTERVENE AT ONCE.

>>68569193
>wanting her to get BLACKED
kys

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>>68569229
I AM BLACK

>>68569199
get a job

>>68569253
you are fat! you bring shameful dispray to family

>>68569307
I bet it's
>>68569253

>>68569307
I

>>68569326
rude
mine is yellow

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me on the left

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>>68569245
My condolences

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>>68569353
no
Japan is white

>>68569353
Mines black

Is yours big too?

>>68569389
>>68569396
I didn't say you could respond to my post.
Fuck off.

>>68569396
It's 16cm.
Just a guess.

>>68568833
Cuando te saquen no estes llorando.

>>68569353
mine is brown

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>>68569411
FUCKING NIP THAT'S MY MEME FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEE

britbong girls were built for the commonwealth, these small american guys cant compete

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>>68569396
>>68569411
>>68569429
No offence lads but 4chan is a white website for white people.

So, you know.

Shoo.

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>>68569474
have at em

I'm 4'4" tall and wear glasses and have a cleft lip and I was homeschooled and no one can understand me when I talk

>>68569484
no offence white boi but suck a dick

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>>68569495
>ywn slay these saracens

>>68569484
Ummm actually 4chan is an American website for Americans only

So please leave

>>68569519
CONSTRUIR EL MURO

>>68569518
Stop mocking me ;-;

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>>68569518
here's a dick on mars for your troubles

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>>68569544
btfo

>>68569546
This post wasn't directed at you, why do you think it was?

>>68569563
Because I'm 4'4" tall and wear glasses and have a cleft lip and I was homeschooled and no one can understand me when I talk

>>68569545
pirate

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>>68569562
Delete this

>>68569596
Stronk independent woman.

>>68569495
*PFFFFFFFFFFRT*

>>68569620
is this the famous slag?

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>>68569562
btfo

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>>68569664
Yes

>>68567857
sacre bleu!

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>>68569714

How does it feel knowing that American women love the English accent and will sleep with pretty much any English man (even me), but English women are typically fairly indifferent to the American accent? Is it frustrating for you that you weren't born English?

>>68569806
>the english accent

You mean the upper-class london accent that Emma Watson/Daniel Radcliff have. Nobody on earth, let alone in America, finds the Scouse/Cockney/Geordie/black London accents attractive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDaTTVR2JXY

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>the teutonic race will go extinct in your lifetime
It's about time

>>68569893
btfo

>>68569893
Partly true, but it's not necessarily just the upper class accent - it's any RP accent with little or no regional variation in it. Roughly half of Brits have this sort of accent, or can do with a little bit of care not to slip into the regional accent.

Weirdly I hate the scouse accent in general, but have come to like it on Carragher. Horrible accent in general though, true.

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>ywn be a handsome Gorilla fawned over by Jap schoolgirls

>>68569886

THIS IS A WORKSAFE BOARD, CARL

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>>68569995

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>>68568828

my skin is light brown, but the skin in my penis is dark brown, wtf

>>68570099
your parents are lying to you

>>68570099
this is me too kek

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Happy 5 year birthday to baneposting buds

>>68570099
>>68570117
melanocyte distribution is concentrated in certain parts of the body like your wrinkly dong

>>68570099
>>68570117

You're only white if your genitals are also light coloured, even japs have brown pussies.

>>68569987
I always think about those Beatles when I hear that accents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBMpOpU71TY

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>little brother of mine keeps bitching about feeling """""""""""depression""""""""""" despite showing no signs of clinical depression
>mention how he doesn't even sleep all day or get the nerve to drag himself out of bed, and that he still eats like a hog
>coincidentally starts sleeping in bed all day every day and doesn't want to turn his lights on, and rarely comes out to eat, anymore

I'm getting really sick of this generation of self-diagnosed mental patients feeling sorry for themselves.

>>68570128
he's a big guy

>>68570161

>>68570155
Thanks doc

>>68570161
Mmm ok

>>68570170
>everyone has PTSD now and is suing for it

Gets old after awhile...

>>68570170
I'm depressed

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THICC

>>68570170
Kick him out of the house.

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>>68570266
>black people with tattoos

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Anyone else here just sit and look at photos of real good looking dudes for like an hour? It's not even a gay thing desu. I just want to admire perfect male physiques

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rate my gf

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>>68570306
I do the same too, no homo.

i smell terrible

>>68570321
pancakes/10

>>68570321
>underage

No comment.

>>68570360
>mexican_stereotype.jpg

>>68570321
hot

>>68569776
what cartoon is this from? looks like rocket power

what are you guys drinking now

Anyone have sauce of her suqqing that horse?

>>68570419
No idea, I always assumed it was Rocket Power.

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>>68570407

>>68570468
>tumblr

Not surprised, he should be popular amongst gays and feminists.

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>canada catapulted themselves forward in the race for the biggest cuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb55teb1gJ0

Nobody can keep up with that.

>>68570441
piss

new
>>68570517

>>68570170
how old is he?
if he's on his teens then it's normal, during puberty teen emotion can change drastically. or he's just wants attention

>>68570534
>2 posts early
reported

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>>68570473
>Arthur is a Canadian/American animated educational television series for children, created by Cookie Jar Group (formerly known as Cinar) and WGBH for PBS.
>The entire cast of Arthur lives in Montreal or Toronto, where Cookie Jar Entertainment's studios are located.

Ah you think Arthur is your ally? You merely adopted Arthur. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the memes until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but shitposting!

>>68570538
He's 17.
He's been listening to too much grunge, in my opinion and wants people to feel sorry for him, though, it's probably not that simple.
I understand that the divorce our parents went through and that he's having to live with his mother sucks, and I'm not a fan of it, either, but it really is not as bad as he perceives the situation.
The only factor that is truly impacting his psyche would have to be the fact that he's too far away from any of his friends and people in general for that matter.

All in all, he needs to get over it.
I and others have been through more depressing scenarios for long lengths of a time, and yet it's no chip off our shoulder.

>>68570693
ah, then he's just sad for something not so big, leave him alone, he'll recover

>>68570321
16

Someone I know got a 7/100 on a final exam. How are people this dumb alive?

>>68571388
lol what subject?