Canada USA Mexico
titcow edition
/deutsch/
>tfw no titcow gf
Just ate some nuggies that were deepfried instead of made in the over or microwave. They were delicious. The inside was juicy and tender and the outside was nice and crispy.
>>68570578
Why did the guy even become a meme?
cara
>>68570517
>ywn be an anime girl
Being high ain't all that different from being sober
>>68570517
>tfw no tiddies to squeeze
>>68570608
holy cow
Is it hard to work in a cargo ship?
*uses 19th century nativist slurs*
>>68570699
Ye, I know someone who used to. He got to see the world.
guys.. i like tits more now instead of ass
>tfw no brown Californian gf
gf send me this
>>68570723
Really nigga? explain with details
>>68570569
One day, we may.
One day.
>>68570699
I thought about doing so but I dropped the idea when I was told I had to attend a course of the Canadian Coast Guard 180km from where I live.
lads...
>>68570785
Where do you live? also was the course free
The gf
gf sent me this
>>68570807
Yum
How do prisoners get /fit/ if they can't watch their macros?
>>68570807
>>68570807
He's such a fucking retard that I still can't tell if he's trolling us.
>>68570712
>>68570831
I live in the northern part of the province of Québec
>also was the course free
Likely not, probably fucking expensive : (
>>68570807
>---MAX FILL---
>>68570865
>>68570909
A
NIG
DOING
A
JIG
I hope Donald Trump is a good president...
how can men even compete???
>>68570910
that sucks i guess
>>68570923
Rasheed
>>68570909
edgy
>>68570951
>Kansas City
>Missouri
>>68570765
He was in the merchant navy for the UK. He joined by applying directly to the shipping company and became a certified able seaman. You probably can't do that anymore, I think some cunts make you be in a union as well.
>>68570956
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
>>68570983
That was poorly cooked pork.
Sad!
find a flaw
>>68570578
>>68570605
idk, but he looks like a 21st century hipster Abe Lincoln
>>68570807
wtf is this?
>>68570909
Anyone got that quote image where he talks about his dad dying in 1812 and immigrants?
>>68571033
>45 degree picture
why
>>68571033
>a woman
>>68571045
hot dog covered in bird shit fried in cold oil
>>68571033
Keeps shutting down her instagram account every time she gets a new bf. Cuban dudes are jealous as fuck.
>>68571053
You can't besure of that
>>68571033
She's never gonna be my gf.
I wish the Rhine was the border between Germany and France
>>68571085
"No"
>>68571107
t. germcuck
>3DPD
>>68571085
The Province of france, once france is under our boot again maybe.
out of my way
>>68571139
>>68570517
I WANT A TITCOW GF! >:(
>>68571171
Calm down, Ahmed.
VERY IMPORTANT
http://www.strawpoll.me/11864288
http://www.strawpoll.me/11864288
http://www.strawpoll.me/11864288
>>68571218
That was the first time they were under our boot.
>>68571241
Where's "None. Get annexed by Britain again."
>>68571204
Disgusting
Trudeau's party got 39% of votes but got 54% of seats? Why do you have this retarded system?
>>68571241
>>68571209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mMiy417aIc
>>68571264
>my Leader is a cult member and just resigned
>but I call any other system retarded
wew
>>68571258
Epic meme.
>>68571272
Those have to be fake...
>>68571213
>Hitler
>Defeated by Anglo-Saxons
I got some news for you buddy.
who /desu/ here
>>68571324
i doubt it
https://www.instagram.com/elizabethostrander/?hl=es
I must breed.
>>68571420
>>68571423
you must deny your programming
this kills the janitor lmao
>>68571420
>I doubt it
>playboy model
Mexico...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXajiO-30Ow
>>68570517
wow this picture is really hot. I would have a hard time having a conversation with her, she should cover up 2bh.
>>68571444
Yay trips
>>68571476
That looks like Tessa Fowler
Someone I know got a 7/100 on a final exam. How are people this dumb alive?
>>68571300
korea is an exception cause it is beyond retarded.
You didn't answer my question.
I need to impregnate a woman.
>>68571423
>no satsuki
Shit taste desu
>>68571491
look naturals to me
>>68571300
also trudeau is an illuminati cult member too who will bring canada to doom
>>68570699
I heard it suck because you only make enough money to fuck around a little bit when you dock, thus keeping you in a state of perpetual servitude. Unless you're an engineer.
>>68571536
>tfw I got a 78% on my chemistry final even though I didn't study at all
>>68571536
I guess he didn't prepare or study. Must be one hell of a slacker
>>68571612
What does that mean, you got 78% of the questions right?
if you guys keep posting breasts I'll have to keep coming here
>>68571536
I always assumed they just looked at it and gave up or guessed everything.
>ywn suck her tits
>>68571672
Grooovy m8!
>>68571701
>dyes her hair blonde
Basic bitch
>>68570605
>gif
>>68571614
>>68571689
The class is a programming class for non-programming majors, and the guy had literally no idea what he was doing. He didn't know basic first week material, and would just straight up copy the homework from chegg. It's really pathetic.
How do you into white gf?
>>68571264
because we still hang on to the retarded British system which is very old and outdated
It works decently enough if you have a strictly two-party system (similarly to the American electoral college system; it encourages parties to actually reach out to the entire population rather than just concentrating on getting huge percentages in a few key areas such as cities). The problem is that as soon as you have a 3rd major party, it becomes complete dogshit. Also, another major flaw of the system is that, in practice, it's impossible for all ridings to have equal population, so plenty of voters simply have a more important vote than other voters. Unfortunately, a lot of people here are still overly attached to the idea of having their own local special snowflake candidate representing their riding, so any changes would probably have to be something like adding a 2nd round of voting with the same riding system.
>>68571645
Depends on how the questions are weighted
>>68571750
Slavs are NOT white.
>>68571739
Faggot got out of the course exactly what he put in, then.
>>68571750
you don't
>>68571739
Well at least he didn't post in the wrong /cum/ thread... >>68571388
>>68571750
>find bar
>get drunk gril
>make gf
>get into
Easiest way
ugh my sister is soooo annoying :/
>>68571759
>very old and outdated
>t. Trudeau
>>68571797
go benis her bagina
that'll teach her
Does my gf quality?
>>68571817
>those child-birthing hips
>those sustenance-providing breasts
>cute face too
That's "mother of your children" quality.
>>68571803
No you fucking retard, I hate the Libshits and Trudeau, and I think their proposed new model (and the way they wanted to pass it without consulting the population via referendum) was nothing short of scandalous. But the FPTP is objectively god awful for anything more than 2 parties. It's fucking retarded that a party can end up having a majority of seats by having ridiculously low numbers like 35% of the popular vote.
>>68571768
>Slavs
>Not human
>>68571817
Got some bad news Mexico...
What does breast milk taste like?
I hope the mods don't hate fun
>>68571893
freedom
>>68571872
:^(
>>68571893
Bag of sand
>tfw no real estate agent wife
I really love this album, what is /cum/ listening to?
>December 12th, 2016
>/cum/ has finally seen the LIGHT and MASTER RACE women rather than worthless plastic gooks
>>68571951
jesus christ
>>68570872
They don't gain, they develop lean muscle
>>68571957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO9OAvpc-MY
>>68571957
I think AMSP is easily Radiohead's worst album, I see no appeal to it.
>>68571951
>be me
>be in Uni
>qt slut grill in business major with me
>barely know her, but she half asses everything
>all 4 years barely does anything, manages to skate by on looks
>couple years later
>work at insurance company
>they hire grill, she went to my Uni and knows the slut
>slut is a real estate agent barely working and making tonnes of money because her friend's dad is in the real estate business
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68571957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGr6B6Rp4PU
>You'll never have a white gf that cooks you meatloaf and sloppy joes.
>>68571965
>those two cheap fake bimbos
>master race women
'no'
I bet you're the kind of retarded normie faggot with a sub-80 IQ who unironically jacks off to Lisa Ann.
Pic related is true master race. Face >>>>>> tits (unless you have an Oedipus complex, you fucking faggot).
imagine how great for the environment it would be if we killed all non-whites
>>68571965
Ebin
>>68572005
I think it has something that some of the preovious albums lacked, like some type of "Life" if I could put it in that way, because TKOL was pretty much in some way "robotical".
>You'll never have an Italian gf that cooks you spaghetti and pizza
>>68572031
LOL holy shit you're so fucking mad. Not even close to being right but I'll let you continue your pathetic shit.
>>68572039
Rude :(
>>68572039
>tfw there's no non-whites where i live to purge
;_;
>>68572031
>insult asians
>leaf jumps to their defence
I want the ride to end anons
ban guns
>>68571321
Epic meme.
>>68572064
I-I can come there and you can purge me ;-;
What state
Ban brits
>>68572031
SHOOK
>>68572072
He isn't defending Asians, you retarded nigger.
Rate my cousin
>>68572081
Alberta
>>68572074
excellent post
>>68572048
I just don't see anything remarkable in the album. I've probably listened to it 2 or 3 times, and even an hour after I could only remember the single Burn the Witch.
Kid A is still the best.
>>68572095
>samefagging to try and defend your obvious shit taste
>>68572111
Are you fucking stupid?
>>68572101
O-oh
Well I'm in Wisconsin
>>68572095
>MASTER RACE women rather than worthless plastic gooks
Yeah sure Huang.
>>68572123
STAY MAD FAGGOT
>>68572110
Burn the witch and Daydreaming are shit imo.
Kid A and Amnesiac are pretty good, HTTT is also pretty underrated
>>68572116
GOYIM NO
hmmm
all this thread is doing for me is reminding me of all the times I could have gotten pussy but I didn't because I was an oblivious autist and now its too late to get with girls.
>>68572132
Are you retarded?
>>68571957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAw-bqf7C84
>>68572031
I love how you say they're fake when it's obvious they're both natural, just wearing a bit of makeup (no cunt doesn't now).
It's obvious you aren't attractive to them because they were the same top notch sluts who laughed in your face during school. It's ok. Not everyone can win.
hmmm
>>68572175
how old are you
>>68572188
quality at its finest
has anyone seen this? im looking for something to watch tonight
ooooh
>>68572175
Welcome to 4chan. The site of high standards and self worth delusion.
>>68572195
24
its hard meeting women now
aaaaah
>>68572149
I never said it was good, I only remember it because I listened to the single before the album came out so it stuck out.
HTTT is criminally underrated though.
13 days until Christmas. Are you feeling hyped, cum?
The number of queers in society is the same as the number of retards was before abortion. Being gay is like being retarded. It's not an evolutionary adaptation; one of your core subsystems is broken.
>>68572265
No.
>>68571321
triggered
>tfw based Aetius will never survive Placidia's plot to save the romyn-kin
>>68572239
jealous of our SWAT teams?
>>68572280
Thank you for that Mr. Wizard.
>>68572265
Not yet.
I'm gonna need some beer first.
The number of autists in society is the same as the number of retards was before abortion. Being autistic is like being retarded. It's not an evolutionary adaptation; one of your core subsystems is broken.
>>68572246
Scatter brain, Wolf at door and Myxomatosis (basement live) are my favorites
>>68570836
mate why does your gf keep sending me this?
>>68572175
>>68572237
I know all of these feels
>>68572265
No
>>68570897
I just think he's retarded.
>mexican bars
>>68572265
Not really. I don't even have a tree up
>>68572292
dont ya mean some eggnog with rum?
>>68572239
You know that one poor dude you fucks on /brit/ like to harass on a daily basis? What's his name? The heated fat bastard?
Well in the pic you posted, the bloke in the white uniform would make an excellent candidate for shopping said fatbastards face on.
Just saying...
>>68572237
you have to be kidding me, lol, its literally the perfect age.
im 25 and still get laid all the time
I guess vomit is now nsfw on blue boards.
>>68572325
what the fuck even is eggnog?
I've literally never had any and I swear I don't remember ever seeing any in any store I've ever been to. And yet some people never fucking shut up about it.
>>68572265
>family asks me what I want
>mutter gf
>what was that anon?
*pranks you like the stupid bitch you are*
>>68572313
>>68572335
al-Rodrigo, your donkey isn't a proper lay.
>>68572333
>numales, terrorists, women, and niggers
mmm
>>68572325
Yeah, sure...
>>68572333
>>68572265
nah, they're going to operate my useless brother
>>68572358
hallo
>>68572335
>im 25 and still get laid all the time
How and where? I thought you were a neet.
>>68572350
pumpkin spice eggnog is the shit senpai
how have you not had it? what are you gay?
>>68572292
>>68572365
That's not a very girly drink....
>>68572364
Embrace the change, or end up on the wrong side of history.
>>68572332
>The heated fat bastard
you better delet this right now you cunt
>>68572301
Those are the best 3 of the album. I think There There fits perfectly in its spot too. Of their discography, I think Everything in its Right Place is my favorite.
>>68572350
I don't know what it is but it tastes good and that's good enough for me
>>68572379
*ignores you*
>>68572362
>
>>68572381
just saying Hi and follow the conversation, literally everywhere, mostly in university and bars
>>68572350
>I don't remember ever seeing any in any store I've ever been to.
Where do you live?
>>68572392
Meh, I don't care.
>>68572360
It's sad that I don't even need to see that bastard's face anymore to know it's him.
After I saw whatever the fuck he did with that canned pineapple, I instinctively get sick just watching him do anything.
>>68572407
My favorite of all their discography should be Bodysnatchers
>>68572335
yea but thats because you pass as a local no matter where you go
>denmark poster
literally the most insufferable faggot
*rolls into the thread*
whoops this isn't /brit/ haha
*rolls away*
>>68572439
>literally
Just spilled my drink all over myself
sad!
>>68572422
>>
Don't make me come down there ese.
>>68572435
That one's good too. I guess you like more of the rock style songs, while I like the more ambient ones.
>>68572422
>just saying Hi and follow the conversation,
And they put out late at night? Mexico is a strange place.
>University
Why are you still in university at 25?
>>68572454
Literally, shitcunt
>>68572463
I remember my first beer
>>68571797
Go fuck her.
Teach her who's boss.
>>68572488
I don't
>>68572497
my uncle does
>tfw making 2 canadians fight
heh... like a damn fiddle
*stares at /cum/*
>>68571807
>>68572494
sisterfucking is illegal in canada isn't it?
https://my.mixtape.moe/owupdt.webm
>>68572265
ask again after finals
>look ma i can proxy and phonepost at the same damn time
>>68572511
I don't think it is.
Doesn't matter, I'm an only child anyway.
>>68572510
Update on this sad fuck?
Has he finally lost it? Did you fucks finally drive him into a psych ward yet?
>>68572526
That's a nice birb :D
>>68572530
the mad man
Only need a 79 on the final to get a guaranteed A (assuming no curve). Wish me luck /cum/.
r8 my kot
>>68572429
>>68572548
good luck man, hit that bong when you finish up and relax
>>68572479
Postgraduate education
Why didn't I just finish spanish in highs school? Why would I do this to myself?
>>68572541
kek nope he was actually posting in /brit/ a few hours ago
>>68572555
what an exemplary specimen
9/10
>>68572555
Not as fluffy as the other one but still good
>>68572561
Yep. That's the one.
>>68572567
Thanks dude
>>68572573
Doctor? Avocado?
>>68572541
yes these are the latest pictures
>>68572335
I always tell myself I want to get laid, but in reality I actually don't get.
I want to fuck the everloving shit out of a woman who could be the mother of my children and a great wife , but hookups just seem so weird.
In practice I the difficulties of being really close just another human (even if good looking) outweighs the pros of fucking.
>t. handsome sperg
Did you get snow today /cum/?
I did.
>>68572644
No.
>>68572644
You bet, third of the season!
>>68572653
lmao
>>68572643
I have this for you anon
>>68572644
No.
>>68572643
>>t. handsome sperg
>handsome
>>68572644
it's been snowing everyday for a week now.
didn't get a lot today though
>>68572643
go to a local bar and get drunk
*sniffs*
Do i smell a spic
>>68572031
I'm with you on this one leaf although tits really do turn me on.
>all these non-/cum/ flags in here
>>68572546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3ymbCkVTvo
>>68572666
d-delete this
>>68572737
this is what happens. you let one or two in and then they all feel welcomed
>>68572561
i think he forgot to add more whipped cream, cheese and canned vegetables
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrxJCOVsV1E
>>68572644
vat is dat?
>>68572644
No, I hate snow.
>>68572828
What do you think his house smells like?
i live a lifestyle
>>68572847
Mayo
rate him /cum/
On the bus buds. Can I have some smooth music recs. Listening to On My Own from the Kekkai Sensen ost right now.
>>68572870
dairy farts?
>>68572880
2/5
>>68572863
Is it a good one?
>>68572896
why?
>>68572890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyImgF-1NPw
>>68572890
Listen to Depression Cherry by Beach House.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy5MiOqarYs
>>68572905
it could be worse
>>68572870
banning ja/ck/posting from /ck/ was a mistake
>>68572916
>>68572927
Thanks buds
>>68572910
Sleeps on a pile of dirty towels, bunched up tissues, plate and some indeterminable object.
What's /cum/ listening to tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAqrB_t1x1g
>>68572692
I can't get hard when I drink. I absolutely stop caring about sex and I just want to eat something and go to sleep. Only time I ever had sex drunk was with my (qt mexican) ex gf who hated canada and went back. Thank you mexico for producing such qts. Also the only girl I ever had sex with.
>>68572676
I am a good looking dude, there's no getting around it.
>>68572666
Only time I ever had a gf, all of the sudden I missed alone time a lot.
>>68572970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2Xlq5cugFA
Just finished first season of Rozen Maiden lads
Rate my cat too.
>>68573017
He looks angry.
You should feed him.
>>68573017
>>68573029
>"He looks angry"
Yes. He's a cat.
>>68573010
I'm watching an episode of Seinfeld right now
I've already seen the entire show twice from start to finish but today I just felt like watching a random episode as I eat brinner
>titcow edition
>>68573017
He's CUTE what's his name?
>>68573043
Quite a nice edition imo.
JANNY
HES DOING IT SIDEWAYS
>>68573010
>watched it when desu was a meme
>can't remember a fucking thing
>>68573029
It's her sleepy face.
>>68573054
Talvi
It means winter in Finnish
bew yreath
>>68573092
>>68572970
https://youtu.be/4PzetPqepXA
Why does Peanuts music make me depressed?
>>68573080
Suiseiseki is best girl
>>68573080
Her reaction is so weird. She's kinda like "whatever"
>>68573152
Asians are truly soulless.
>>68572031
low test detected
https://my.mixtape.moe/vphaku.webm
>>68573188
>she has the saddest titties
Cruel world...
>>68572970
I've got tears right now dog, I used to listen to this in middle school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfsifZ9tFR0
there's nothing more exhilarating than driving 80+mph on packed snow and ice. the feeling of having no traction on winding mountain roads having to over correct every little thing to keep me from crashing into the snow banks or plummeting 600 feet into a frozen abyss. for that brief moment in my life i felt happier than i've felt in a long time
tfw you will never be elon musk
>>68573435
cause elon musk never wasted time on Bhutanese tattoo forum filled with bitter and frustrated people
>>68573644
Gracias
>>68573435
>tough childhood
when will this fucking meme end
Every single god damn celebrity claims to have had a """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""tough childhood""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""", it's such fucking attention whoring.