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Inbreeding edition
cara
>>68530557
sara
>>68530541
git tae fuck ya low browed wanker
the smiths are the best band of all time
@ 4chan men; nobody will ever love you. You will die lonely in ur wank stained wee pits ae misery. Find a hobby
how does Loughborough have such a good uni?
its 7th after Durham
wank stained pits of misery
>Student at Manchester Metropolitan University
>Works at Tesco
ah yes
>need to pee
>got a boner
fucks sake lads just spilled some water on my pits carpet and it washed some of the piss stain away
>>68530582
>>68530591
shes v sexist presuming we're all men here
>>68530582
all me
anime
trying the first and third bullet points tonight lads wish me luck
>>68530583
university rankings are shit nowadays desu
>>68530591
Shit I got a friend there. He might of pulled her since he's a good looking lad
>>68530578
going back to my wank stained pit of misery lads
inabit
>>68530541
Could someone post the steps towards you pic?
>>68530595
pls read
also no one link sara to /brit/ that's bullying
>>68530607
why?
>tfw i will die lonely in my wank stained wee pit ae misery
need a hobby
doing a hobby lads
>tfw mom keeps telling you to clean your pit carpet
>clean it with piss
>>68530631
they take stupid things into account and rate shit uni's like UEA highly
Don't know who this Sara lass is, don't really care either.
>>68530591
I have multiple hobbies, only one of which is making fun of commie slags in /brit/
sara btfo
>>68530612
na she's got a bf already
might ask sara to suggest a hobby for me
Lads what hobby should we take up? I'm going with model building
>>68530615
Tell me about Econometrics lads
What are the essentials I need to know?
>>68530679
knitting and programming are hobbies, right?
wanking my stained pits in misery
business idea: calgary
canada's third best city
>>68530679
lift weights la
Literally can't get a job lads
>>68530659
>stupid things into account
like what? research quality?
is posting on 4chan a hobby?
>>68530679
might become a part of the commie-intelligentsia
>>68530679
bird watching
*pulls out binoculars and watches the commie slags from afar*
>>68530676
whoops wrong image
>>68530679
this
/brit/ should collect airfix and 40k and compare our models
its good because I already have stacks of 40k tabletop
Lads
Aisha > Sara > Rosie
to be fair
>>68530615
*waddles towards you*
>>68530676
Wouldn't stop him lol
>>68530583
It's cos I went there last year, I have that effect on places. It's no coincidence that the year I was in Leicestershire was the year they won the league, and that as soon as I moved away they turned to dogshit.
>>68530676
>>68530717
screamed at this
>>68530679
Wanking is a great hobby 2bh
all the commieslags that you runts post are fuck ugly x
>>68530679
might take up shitposting and masturbation
>>68530712
good plan lad
>>68530679
I'm going with shit talking commies
where's the lad with the similar file name i got banned for posting too many slags
>>68530717
>>68530676
HOWLING
wish I was good looking. maybe my life would be interesting
official university rankings
Oxbridge
Oxbridge rejects
Rustlers group
Nearly rustler group (Kent/Loughborough)
Ex-polys
>>68530719
nah lad
Aisha > Rosie > Sara
regardless none of them know anything about Marxism.
t. Marxist
RIGHT LADS LISTEN UP
I've decided that my new hobby will be wanking into my pit of misery
>>68530679
model shagging
Can't ejaculate without stimulating without my nipples.
bum feels a little loose haha
probably need to use the dildo a bit less
>>68530676
>>68530717
screaming
>>68530736
aisha is alright tbf
>>68530762
whats a rustler group
Uni rankings: the definitive edition:
Sussex
Oxbridge
Manny
POWERGAP
9999999. Brighton
british isles power ranking
isle of man > channel islands > shetland > isle of wight > orkney > wales > mainland scotland > mainland england > n. ireland
>>68530771
if we all fill the pit of misery with cummies then it wont be a pit anymore, itll be a bath of some sorts
good business idea
>>68530781
you're not one of us and you never will be
work tomorrow
can't sleep
help please lads
need directions to the pit of misery lads
>>68530790
foy
>>68530718
Airfix since it's cheaper. 40k ripped me off when I was younger
>>68530800
Would siphon and sell to sperm banks.
wish I was a 6'4 London banker who wears those cream-coloured long jackets
>>68530797
forgot about ireland but i shannot be amending it
>>68530762
>Nearly rustler group
how do you decide this?
watching anime on youtube
If protestant work ethic is a real thing why are you all here
>>68530787
>she's alright
rate my best mate
also the 10:47 to london euston is objectively the comfiest train journey
>>68530842
im an atheist x
>>68530541
All my ancestors are levantines, and my parents are relatives (maybe 3rd degree cousins or something). My grandparents are 1st degree cousins.
Inbreeding is in my family for centuries, and probably thousands of years.
People here make jokes about rednecks being "inbreds". Lel.
Listening to White Wedding by Billy Idol.
>>68530813
rasid
>>68530848
could heem him with my left bollock alone
>>68530842
i'm a scientologist x
might watch a film or youtube documentary on this hangout site anyone of you lads fancy it
الله
burnt garlic tastes delicious
>>68530855
inbred mutant monke
how many toes?
>>68530848
Got lost there last year so can't agree
>burnt garlic tastes delicious
THE HORROR...
...THE HORROR...
>>68530875
im a 6'5 asian LAD with EXTENSIVE MMA training.
You wont't go anywhere NEAR his left bollocks
>>68530848
>getting (((virgin))) over comfy chilterns
>shannot
is edmonton, dare I say, our guy?
>>68530902
my life
>>68530813
one of what? brits?
it's piss easy to get into the UK from the US
>>68530880
(SWT)
i want to die christmas night 2063 due to drinking myself to death
don't know why this runt has regionals but only sets it to england
>>68530920
is anyone going to tell him
>>68530834
not ex poly shite tier but not quite rustlers tier either, perhaps a bit more ""modern"" than the rustlers
>>68530903
>6'5
>asian
What's the maximum amount of Celestials you can tolerate seeing in a day?
dont know why some newcunt leaf who just stumbled into /brit/ two minutes ago is commenting about my flags
6 foot 5 and built like an asian mma fighter
>>68530846
her latest profile pic is qt
burnt garlic tastes delicious
My dad and mom are 1st cousins AMA
dont know why some redditors come to 4chan and insist on bringing their extra flags shit with them
>>68530935
they put something in the water
or you just weren't as active as a child/teenager so you didn't grow as much
>>68530903
I'm 6'9 and got a black belt in Sambo so watch out
>>68530935
>>68530935
>>68530935
really made me think
>>68530959
should lurk more x
>runt-tier universities asking for AAA to do Law
WHY is this so fuckingREEEEEEEEEEE
>>68530971
Is your Mum hot?
>a fucking leaf
found this painted onto my garage door with freshly murdered dog split open on the ground under the message
have no idea what whoever did this wants.....
>>68530883
Perfect body tbqh, but I never took genetic tests or something that deep.
Hopefully I don't become a quasimodo or something.
dunno how there are so many fat people nowadays especially with calorie charts on literallly everything now
must be a 'single mother with 28 children who ain't got time for no calorie count' bee-ess and just feeds her kids noodles
>Johann Sebastian Bach
Ah yes
>>68530952
I can tolerate about 50. I work in the city so there's a lot of them though.
>>68531011
I could shatter this wanker's jaw like glass
absolutely can not STAND the germans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zoq0Eaq9m4
absolute STATE of britain
this is also how every single one of you runts would act in real life
>>68530989
nobody gives a shit you 18 year old little runt
>>68530978
>>68531003
GF sent me this
http://i.4cdn.org/fit/1481439667650.webm
>>68531061
hooting and hollering
have never seen a burqa or niqab lolz
>>68531061
lmao pussy white boi
proud of my performance shagging the prostitute lads
put in a good shift when i usually struggle with premature ejaculation
i'm aware prossies fake it but i'm fairly sure she was overly pleased with my performance and has offered my discount if i go back there
overall a decent ego boost
Oh shit
Headache's starting to kick in boys
>>68531109
how many times have you participated in this activity?
someone post aisha's twitter i forgot it and i need a wank x
>>68531082
jesus fucking christ
>>68531109
thinking about shagging a prostitute 2bh
bants, life experience etc
where do you find yours?
>>68531082
... how?
>>68531082
too skinny for my taste tbqh
>>68531082
fuck off leaf
>>68531109
how much of a discount
Ears are just DRIPPING with wax
>>68531126
no idea probably many many times
she was good at licking/sucking my scrotum desu
@the welsh attention seeking mong
not even going to justify you with an actual answer
>>68531096
Gingers aren't white.
i'm jewish ama
>>68531082
how do you even get that fat?
What kind of burger joints do you Brits have? I need to know for a /cum/ sponsored study.
>>68531154
50% off his next pegging
>>68531181
>burger joints
fuck off yank
>>68531166
are you otherwise a virgin? considering looking into this if I may be honest
>>68531082
them tits though
>>68531166
terrific post
FUCK lickydicky
Why do all the attractive girls from school get really fat?
Really kills my cock when I browse Facebook
gingers are white
>>68531180
too many börger :D :D
>>68531082
feel bad for her, must have some sort of disorder
Why is Istanbul the best city in Europe?
>>68531217
belmopan is the best city in north america
>>68531126
just realised you meant me not her
around 10 times give or take a couple
>>68531154
£60 to £50
not much i know but i'm not going to go back to her anyway
the thought is nice though
>>68531194
nah i've shagged a fair few birds 'naturally'
just been on a bit of a dry patch and resorted to prossies
daily reminder that losing your virginity to a prossie doesn't count
>>68531199
cheers
FUCK THE QUEEN
isnt it funny when you roast someone and they post an arsemad reply about half an hour later? usually just ignore it in the knowledge my work is done
>>68531232
>daily reminder that losing your virginity to a prossie doesn't count
not bothered about that bit famalam
>>68531217
Used to be before it was taken over by the barbarians
Have had sex with about 20 girls I didn't know very well and its has VERY RARELY been an enjoyable experience
>>68531181
Bleeker burgers are the best solely for the meat. Apart from that almost famous is pretty decent
>>68531242
if you wanna do it then go for it
my main advice would be to read the wiki/FAQ on UKpunting and use adultwork and the reviews on there if you're worried about getting ripped off
>>68531193
wtf don't be racist. You're insulting me culture.
really ill :/
I tried fucking a black prozzie and i couldn't get hard haha she just had to blow me while i closed my eyes and pretended it was someone different
>>68531232
any discount is alright imo
>>68531181
I think you'll find the UK specialises more in burqa joints
>>68531212
she does
its called being a Yank
>>68531280
this.
Went out last night ill aswell
>>68531212
yeah she's big boned
If you buy burgers from anywhere other than the chippie get tae fuck
>>68531238
Anime
>Grand Tour 'most illegally downloaded TV programme in history'
screaming
>>68531109
she originally charged him more than usual because he's incredibly ugly
gave him "discount" because she felt pity after that 3 minute embarrassment of a performance
>>68531271
Same here except instead of 20 it was 0 >:D
>Black Moth Super Rainbow
>Tobacco
Don't get the whole prosie thing. Easier to pull normal women honestly if you're not hideous
did a compass lads
>>68531309
hope clarkson goes into poverty and starves
>>68531320
not everyone's blessed with good looks or height sweetie xx
>>68531299
no i got ill from one of the lads at my table tennis club
>Jeremy Clarkson
>>68531310
not even going to justify your post with an argument because it makes no sense in the context of my post
silly cunt
>>68531327
link?
>>68531320
>if you're not hideous
>>68531342
>>68531330
t. chris evans
>>68530591
what a development
>she's defending findom
>>68531327
Of course it's the Irish poster who puts stock in that useless shit
just realised I'm tired
>>68531348
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
here you go lad :)
>>68531361
wtf is findom
>>68531327
never did one of these and probably never will
would class myself in bottom right purple section though (close to centrist)
>>68531371
don't sleep yet
there's nothing wrong with being jewish or muslim
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>>68531337
you don't need good looks or height for a quick shag
just have some drinks and/or minimal social skills
>>68531337
guess so, but i'm 6'3 and quite skinny so I get rejected 2/3rds of the time
>>68531380
financial domination
>That Feel When No Girlfriend
THIS DOG GOT BIT ON HIS LE-E-E-EG
HE GOT A REALLY BIG CHIP ON HIS LE-E-E-EG
>>68531387
shan't for another hour or so
>>68531402
me gnow that tfw
going to post my gimmick in cum
feel free to join me
what is your drink of choice to sip in bed lads
can't beat a nice warm mug of ovaltine 2bh
>>68531402
>wanting a girlfriend
What do you lads think of this guys take on the rise of populism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2BzvyMqqk
The rise of populism grows with the rise of immigration but not economics, Europe and the US have a rise of populism due to immigration regardless of how good they are doing economically but Japan which has very little immigration has a relatively bad economy but no rise in populism.
Rich countries have declining birth rates and need labour and poor countries have many millions seeking a better life. Rich countries should allow in the immigrants but focus on assimilation
slagtits still hasn't deigned to tweet
cant sleep and im up early tomorrow haha
>>68531461
wine
>>68531461
semen
>>68531461
plastic jug of vodka
>>68531439
>>68531465
>Feeling when no female that loves me
>>68531401
isn't that just called being a whore?
thoughts?
>Panda Bear
>>68531461
>ovaltine
Reckon I might give the wank stain on the pit a bit of a scrub desu
Which one of you silly buggers got it on there anyway? It's practically at eye-level haha
>>68531470
Hello Chaim
>>68531461
nothing if I've brushed my teeth
what..........
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/808106355672412160
>>68531508
good lad
anyone else going to watch the walking dead
>those little turtles on planet earth 2
l-lads...
so that's it?
>>68531508
literally hitler
>>68531518
howling
apparently national action got banned haha
I wish girls in my area knew of music.
The only girl I've ever met who said she composed anything was an ex-colleague.
>>68531372
thanks lad
>>68531470
Singapore has lots of immigration.
>>68531508
me
>I will die alone
>>68531518
>she doesn't even know we're a normie general
>>68531518
where you been all night senpai?
>>68531518
she can't really know if it was us
wonder if she knew about Rosy's "work"
Pirates hahahahahaha
>>68531518
But 4chan is my hobby
>>68531569
feel insulted tbqh
>Bollocks are sweaty and no gf to clean them for me
>>68531576
YES!
MY FAVOURITE POSTER
WELCOME BACK
wanking in a hole in the ground lads
>>68531574
aisha browses here she probably told them
12 hours to write 500 words cos I won't leave it alone until I'm mildly happy with it hah thank you crippling inferiority complex
Worried about getting it up properly if I ever do have sex desu. Wank so often and grip so hard I can only get off moving my hands at light speed to busty milf porn. Willy isn't that big when flaccid as well even though when I reach full power it's normal sized.
>>68531604
could you call it a pit of misery?
>>68531523
Haven't watched any of planet earth lol
*drives in*
Got this for you buds ahahahha
*tosses pic related at you and drives off*
only ever gotten a (You) from the mexicano once and I've got it printed out and framed by my bedside
anyone else love play table tennis here?
Prrrt prrt
>I will never know the feeling of being a father
There, I've immortalized him
http://sketchtoy.com/67724714
Defaid?
>>68531629
monumentally fucked it so you have
Think I might have irked some yanks by going into /cum/ and calling them all runts
>>68531576
mexicANO
>>68531638
good post
>>68531655
>wanking in a hole in the ground lads
>My name will fade into nothingness when I die leaving no impact on the world in any way shape or form
>>68531649
i'm shite at it but it's v fun
For now the twitter sluts have retreated to their burrows. but by day break they will need to feed again
>>68531402
Do you pirates like pizza and ice cream???
>>68531695
so?
don't like it when mummy is mad with us
>>68531695
true enlightenment is realizing that doesn't matter
pavle im cia
gf is spending the night with denzel
>>68531701
i'm p good, 2 wins and 2 losses in my league
although i dont have a backhand lol
just go up and down the side of the table like a crab hitting forehand smashes :3
>tfw no real long lasting friendships
>>68531719
can't wait
>>68531695
sara can be really mean lad. but don't take it to heart. she looks like a rat
Alri lads I've cracked the case. Aisha found slagtits Twitter alter ego, posted it here to assert her dominance, and is now playing coy
*drives past this thread*
DORKS!
>>68531759
cheshire had one but he's no longer friends with him and deep down misses him
business idea: get drunk
>I will never be happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCEDYfrOxyU&t=71s
>>68531782
bit rude
your steering wheel is on the wrong side
>>68531791
never really had one iah
>>68531819
find that hard to believe
do you or have you done drugs
QUICK GET THE WANK FLANNEL IM ABOUT TO BLOW
>>68531829
pls help me learn spanish
>I will never be Mexican
>>68531837
had one in primary school I suppose but not since
smoked weed
>>68531771
very mephistophelian indeed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs
*does a read*
>>68531853
you only need to know one phrase to visit mexico
porque no tienes una cabeza
>No human will ever respect me
that would be lie tho x
el mexicANO
el mexicANO
el mexicANO
el mexicANO
el mexicANO
el mexicANO
>>68531817
*turns back gets out of the car with my buds ready to kick your ass*
What did you say wimp?!
drink driving on the courtesy car
currently waiting in the queue at maccies drive thru
bit of a twat ain't I
>>68531860
do you play video games
do you read a fair bit
seeing if my assumptions about you are correct
>>68531759
I got ride of all mine 5 months ago because i'm slightly autistic lol
>>68531878
remember watching this video with the lads when I was about 14
absolute madness but good memories
>>68531908
sometimes, not as much as I used to
yeah
>>68531912
literally the same, pretty sure they think i hate them but im too autistic to get back in touch
>>68531932
are you an atheist
i'm unironically 3 for 3 atm
>>68531892
lol she's taking out her insecurities and depression on us
howling
Argghhh runt
>>68531948
yeah
>>68531987
do you have slightly curly hair
>>68531978
can imagine this exact article except about /brit/ in 12 months time
only the JFs are safe
>>68531948
can you analyze me next?
i have long lasting relationships but haven't formed any new ones in the past two years and i hate meeting new people
>>68532002
yeah
pretty sure i've mentioned all these things on /brit/ before though
>>68531983
>>68531933
One of the lads gfs tried to contact me to tell me i'd depressed him and how much of a shit friend I was
>>68531402
girls are a waste of time.
>>68532047
i've always hated my friends gfs
especially when they pull shit like this
>>68532047
they wouldn't do that for me haha
all my friends are closer with eachother than me so i don't care as much as i should
>>68530717
Does she have a really tiny head or is he a giant?
>>68532058
You are hugest saddest piece of shit I've ever seen lol
get a hold of yourself you slop