/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

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Shh, it's late

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Time for sleep

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>>68499902
SMASH that MF like button

thanks for the free (you)

>>68499902
>>68499923
>>68499925
>>68499933
>>68499934

NOW WATCH ME (YOU)

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zzzzzzzz

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>>68499923
>>68499925

wake the fuck up, you thot ass niggas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNogzmuULLM

>>68499792
I feel like thats the Chilean who used to post here. Or the Turk who likes boring cities

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>there are people here who don't eat their bananas with ketchup
kys faggots

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>>68499892
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curraghchase_Forest_Park
I once got snapped at by a swan at Curraghchase when I was about 5 or 6 years near its big house.
('twas my own fault for being naïvely curious.)
That traumatized me for the few following days.
>>68500019
>ketchup
that better have 0 sugar added to it, otherwise: trash.

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>>68500019

>>68499925
this
goodnight you filthy pieces of shit

>>68500054
>>68500043
>>68500019
There's a special place in hell for motherfuckers like you!

>>68500043
>naïvely
>ï

Seemed like a lot of effort.

>>68500071
Sorry, I should have posted a pic of 2% milk.

I don't even know how that piece of trash got into my folder.

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>>68500104
>milkposting

Such a proud /cum/ tradition.

does econtrar work the same as find in spanish?

i know i can use it to say "i found a dog" - yo econtre un perro, but can it also be used to say "i find this dog annoying" - yo eceuntro este perro molesto?

>>68500175
encontre* and encuentro*

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I have faith, buds

Who is still awake?

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>>68500329

>>68500329
none of my kin. i''m the last of my kind and you aren't welcome here

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>>68500019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq5H2Aqrb9s
Brown sauce in a cuppa tae.

>>68500089
no, it wasn't.
I just hit the key with "] }", then "I".

http://microsoft-finnish-multilingual-keyboard.apponic.com/

>ywn be a Virginian colonist

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katya is the best /int/ waifu
I want to make her swallow the hot load she will get out of my kalasnikov after she slobbers on it

This is a teacher at Datong High School in Taipei, Taiwan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-Rt-e5aa9Y

>>68500175
pls halp

>>68500604
ask your mom when she wakes up

>>68500604
http://www.spanishdict.com/translate/find

Look at definition 4.

>>68500175
Según la rae, puedes hacerlo así. Pero yo qué tú, no intentaría de traducirlo palabra por palabra igual que el inglés. No todas las oraciones pueden traducir bien.

>>68500652
>http://www.spanishdict.com/translate/find
thanks. i went to that site once and missed it.

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KyashMyash

>>68500677
yo comence aprender recientemente. no sabo un alternativa.

>there are people who sleep with clothes on

>>68500764
i sleep in w/e i wore during the day most nights.

>>68500764
Long johns have always been my preferred sleeping outfit

>>68500796
t. hick

>>68500808
It gets cold desu

>>68500764
You've never gone to sleep in the woods?

>>68500752
No te preocupes, anon. A veces no tengo ni la más puta idea de lo que estoy escribiendo en este hilo de monas chinas. Me agrada que haya un estadounidense como tú aprendiendo una lengua en vez de ser monologue y tonto. Dont worry, learning languages is a process. By next year you will have no problem. You just have a few verb errors though.
The worst part though will be when you try to translate and realize it doesnt work as easy.

>>68501082
>no lat
>no esp
osea hello???¿? que esta pasando¿¿?¿

>>68501155
Hola mi querido amigo
Escucha, quiero escribir este trabajo para mi laboratorio de bioquímica pero no quiero hacerlo. sólo tengo ganas de ver anime y tocarme el pene. Y tú?

>>68501318
Yo me he tocado el pene al levantarme, quiero ver anime pero solo me quiero matar para acabar con todo.

How third world must a country be that it's 3am on one coast and 7 on the other?

So much for "United" States, lmao.

>>68501399
Is this considered bant in gemrnay?

>>68501399
It's only 6 am on the US east coast.

You must be talking about leafland.

>>68501399
>7
at the latest it is 6

>>68501460
No le respondas a ese subnormal. El es nuestra versión del haitiano.

>>68501155

Bienvenido!
>>68501490
>>68501490
>>68501490

>>68501460
si, aleman son todos los robots

>>68501493
postea trunios y niñas?
>>68501399
posteame unos trunios por aqui >>68501490

>>68501468
>>68501483
What difference does it make.
How can you overcome the racial divide tearing your country apart when you can't even overcome a artificial separation by timezones.

>>68501493
Frick off back to Mejico.

>>68501541
el haitiANO

>>68501539
sólo pies y mujeres asiáticas como el africano de mierda que es.

>>68501585
>*sólo pies de mujeres asiáticas
>*como el taiwanés (en el corazon) que es

>USA 2050 is bilingual

>>68501707
usa 2016 is bilingual, where tf you been?

>>68501707
finland is bilingual too you still have those sami speaking their savage dialect

>>68501742
Is it really?
>>68501767
Sami just complaing about their language "rights" while the biggest obstacle to their native language education is their own shitty attitudes.

>>68501767
+ swedes

>>68501801
should they be, dare I say it, exterminated?

>>68501879
Why bother? They're already killing themselves with alcoholism, drugs and related violence.

Real negro hours

>>68501938
sound like abos

>>68501801
>is it really?
in some places for sure i live in cali and almost everybody speaks spanish. technically we have no official language, we're meant to just use w/e is the most popular. for instance, my local dmv is full of people that can barely understand me and they had to scrounge around for english documents.

>>68502015
I love you Austria

>>68501938
So they're Abos

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>>68501399
>timezones
>a nation's economic status
>any relation exists between those 2.

>>68502017
All the indigenous peoples seem to suffer from the same problems.

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>>68501879
>>68501801
>>68502230
>>68502017

>>>/pol/

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>>68503293

>>68503335
dont use homu homu as a fedora meme

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>dont use homu homu as a fedora meme

watching star trek renegades

this is bad but part of me likes it, out of some sick desire for new classically styled star trek content

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>>68503787
he has the fedoran meme the wrong way around anyway, usually it's posted in response to rorkish posts.

>>68503954
>>68499933
>>68500089
>>68500124
>>68500455
>>68500747

I have two burger buns left so I just came up with a lunch dish.
I will crisp up bacon bits real good, then separate them into 2 equal sized portions, build 2 rings from aluminum foil the size of the burger buns, put the bacon in there and crack 2 eggs each over them, let it solidify a bit, flip it, put a slice of american cheese on each, put it on the bun with some ketchup and have myself a delishyes meal

>>68504729
this is pretty unnecessary just mix the bacon bits with eggs in a pan

>>68504842
but how will i get nice round bun sized egg patties that way?

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>homu homu

>>68504917
use a round pan. have you never made egg sandwiches before? also do NOT put ketchup on it. just butter the buns and make sure they're toasted. this would be much better on a croissant or bagel, though.

>>68504965
>use a 32cm diameter pan to make bun sized eggs

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>>68505016
no stupid use your egg pan.

>>68504729
>american cheese
Disgusting

@68504729
>american cheese
shiggy

Also,
>replying to a non cum post
shiggy myself

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>>68505061
I only recently discovered these were a thing. Bought one last week.

>>68502123
English is the sole official language of the State of California.

>>68505299
Soon, maybe.

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>>68505061

>>68505299
>official
kek, technically mayybe you ever been to socal?

>>68505299
The US as a whole doesn't have an official language, official means jack shit. California is going downhill friend

https://youtu.be/ZSf6DughV3A

What do you think buds?

>>68505353
No, you poltard faggot. English is currently the sole official language of the State of California, and has been such since Proposition 63 passed in 1986.
>muh documents at the DMV
Yeah, most states have their literature and forms in multiple languages.

>>68505447
It's not that cold

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>>68505451
Sorry

>>68505451
california is bilingual i don't care what the official documents say. have you ever been here? only literal retards don't know some amount of spanish

Lotus pod skin.

>>68505614
Fuck you

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>>68505383
>ever been to socal?
Yes, it's a stupid place, and anyone who chooses to live there has no right to complain about whoever else lives there. They're all retards.
>>68505392
>The US as a whole doesn't have an official language
That's correct, and I never stated otherwise.
>California is going downhill
Yes, it is, but you can't blame that on spics. It's because you're all retarded. If anything, spics make California better, because they at least have good food.
>>68505550
People speak Spanish there, but it's not the official language. People speak English and French here, both are on the highway signs for at the state capital, and neither are the official language here.
>people speak different languages
Wow. Holy shit. Are you ok?

>>68505674
>being this butthurt
>being contrarian for the sake of it
go to bed faggot.

>>68505756
I'm not butthurt. I just like being a dick to poltards, and sincerity is my personal meme. Muh site/board culture is dumb.

I just got up. Still on my first cup of Joe tbqh

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>>68505827
>everyone I don't like is /pol/

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>>68505854
Everyone who has a problem with other people speaking a different language is ascribing to the same dumbass rhetoric as pol

>>68505954
>expecting people to learn the skills necessary to participate in the market is /pol/
Dumbass

Thoughts?

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/drug-overdose-deaths-heroin-opioid-prescription-painkillers-more-than-guns/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab7e&linkId=32197777

>>68506011
>expecting people to learn the skills necessary to participate in the market
Clearly, throughout this country's history, speaking English hasn't been necessary for participation in the market. Stop being such a baby, and stop moving the goalposts.

English is the official language of California. People living in California speak other languages. If you don't like it, don't talk to them.
>muh gubmint jawb
Get a real job. DMV clerk is a middle-aged woman's job.

>>68506135
>Thoughts?
End the war on drugs, remove the social stigma, provide treatment, and help affected families become rehabilitated together.
Or gas em cuz they're niggers or some shit.

Americans are lovable and smart

Good morning

Canadians are terrible and ugly

>>68506460
Hey thanks c:

>>68506530
Morgen

>>68506552
Not very nice

Woke up just as a girl started cuddling me in my dream
:(

>>68506552
Kill yourself

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Snow!

>>68507155
Where do you live? I've never seen this much snow

>>68507155
Also have a lot of snow


>>68507233
I'm in Wisconsin

>>68507233
I wish you were Portuguese so I could say
>Nosnowtugal
but you're from frogland

He's from Wisconsin, a pretty snowy place.

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Good morning, /cum/

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>>68507233
>Where do you live?
Wisconsin.

>>68507298
>I'm in Wisconsin
You want a turnover for breakfast?

>>68507339
Hey there <3

Wew

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Only 3 min.s of C–SPAN left today |:-(
>>68505061
>teflon
Enjoy kanker, fella.

Go on walk, take a shit

corn on cob ITS NOT MY DOG

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Do you think the end of the world is coming?
The preacher man says it's the end of time. He says that America's rivers are going dry. The interest is up, the stock market's down

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I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD

>>68508447
What do they tell you?

>>68508503
THEY COUNSEL, THEY UNDERSTAND

THEY TALK TO MEE

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I'm in a good mood today so I'll give love to just about everyone around here! Canadians included

>>68508707
Espoo :DDD

>>68508724
What about it? It's a comfy but expensive city ):

>>68508707
Just mail me that gf and we'll be square

>>68508788
It's a nice name :DD

I want some fucking SNOW in my life god damn

>>68508823
She lives in Quebec, so go get her!
>>68508855
>snow in my life
No you don't. I'd live in the hottest hell hole in the Mexican border states than in this icy pit.

>>68508912
Nah. Having lived in snowy areas and this desert hellhole, I'll take snow and the chillies

>>68508944
Yeah but true snow is only in Lapland. Southern Finland has wet snow and it's shit. But I could see myself enjoy life in Arizona.

>>68508707
atleast somebody loves us

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>>68509010
the heat in arizona is a dry heat so it's pretty tolerable

i doubt finns could survive a summer in the South, the humidity breaks man and beast alike

What did/will /cum/ eat for breakfast?
I had a bagel with some whipped cream cheese.

>>68509179
You guys are ok.
>>68509212
Dry heat is kind of okey, but you're right. I'd die in humidity. Though I'd still need a sauna, even in Arizona.

What are some /cum/ aproved vidya?

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>>68509357
>Though I'd still need a sauna, even in Arizona.

>>68509357
I'm just thinking about moving to Flagstaff in Arizona. They actually get snow in the winter and the place is really lush and has lots of trees, reminds me more of home than this abomination of a city

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK IU NEGHBOT AND OUR SCREAMING AND YOUR SHITTY REGGSETON FUK YOUUUUU

Anyway, Good morning /cum/

>>68500175
yes but it's not that common

>>68509578
whoa I'm literally the first mexican poster itt so far

>>68509452
A Finn needs a sauna. It's a law of nature. Doesn't matter where a Finnish person goes. There has to be a sauna.
>>68509456
If Flagstaff comfy?

>>68509749
que hora es allá?

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>>68509357
>need a sauna

that's a want bud, not a need

>>68509457
morning chile

now that denmark is gone, i can show you the haul

we intercepted the train the sun was on and replaced it with another counterfeit star

now we can sell that shit on ebay to the highest bidder

Why are telenovelas full of white looking broads? You'd think they'd want to appeal to their audience with more native looking women?

Am I in the wrong here?

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>>68509848
Flagstaff is pic related

I've driven through it twice, from what I gathered it's pretty comfy. It's unlike the rest of AZ for sure

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>>68509890
I'm sorry but this star is mine

>>68509923
yes

>>68509949
But isn't Arizona the republican desert resort?

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>>68510041
i figured you'd try and turn on me

notice anything about the sun above?

>it's made with crayons you fool
>also im a hologram
>goodbye chile
>c u nxt tiem kiddo

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>>68510114
Haha it was joke man, chill theres's the camera

>>68509864
acá es 9:00am

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>>68510163
good cuz i've heard argentina is in the market for a less retarded looking sun

kek

>>68510262
the cranyon one seems like a good idea imo

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>>68500019
>>68500054
What. the. FUCK.

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>>68510288
kek

So I've been browsing a few "black humor" instagram accounts and they're all 75% about cheating.
>when your side hoe XY
>when u fuck her on the low blabla
>when ur baby mama find ur phone
>when u know she has a bf but dm her anyway
and so on
Why is it so hard for black people to not be savages?

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>>68510498
they dont think it be like it is, but it do

>>68507298
Wisconsin seems cool

>>68499925
Does anyone have this without the stupid fucking maga on it?

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>>68510596
i do

didnt you already get it the other night or was that someone else?

>>68500571
Oh god I'd love to smell her feet

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>>68510629
God bless you sir
I don't remember. I know I was complaining about how people shoop le god emperor onto everything, thus ruining thousands of reaction images
I was drunk though and I think I went to bed shortly after

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>>68510772
yeah i remember that

i saved both versions

my pepe folder must grow

you wanna know why they call me the big easy?
because I'm always ready to f*ck.

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First day off since last Sunday.
These 6 day work weeks are killing me.

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>>68511044

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Tall girls are the best. Too bad there's nothing but short asians and mexicans in my state

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>>68511250
tell me about the raw pork breakfast in germany anon

>>68511116
I really don't mind it, I asked for the extra hours, it just takes a toll on me physically.
The real hell is coming next fall though. I have school and like a 30-35/hr week schedule of work to deal with.

>>68511250
BABY
A
B
Y
>>68511333
...
Do people actually find Ivanka hot
wtf

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>>68511396
>I asked for the extra hours
>I have school and like a 30-35/hr week schedule of work to deal with

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I just woke up and am drinking some coffee

>>68511474
I see this guy posted a lot on /v/
What's his story?

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>>68511535
I'm not going to tell you.

Why are monkey dances so popular in the USA? It looks ridiculous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRh_vgS2dFE

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>Why are monkey dances so popular in the USA? It looks ridiculous.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRh_vgS2dFE [Embed]

>>68511360
it's good on a roll
but i prefer it with very thinly sliced onion rings

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>>68511412
Of course.

>>68511443
Well, extra hours and my normal shift will be dialed back a bit. I may work less than that when I start school even. I just need a way to pay my base rent at least every month and I can work around the other expenses with savings and maybe making some extra on the side with a project friend and I want to start.

Idk, I tried NEETdom for a bit and really wasn't very happy. It's nice not having responsibility but honestly the strenuous amount of effort for intense schedules like this are what keep me working hard at everything.

>>68511621
Potato face desu

>>68511666
>the strenuous amount of effort for intense schedules like this are what keep me working hard at everything.
That's what the Jews want though

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>TFW all the comfy snow bands keep missing me

>>68511584
If you can dance, then you aren't white. This is an established fact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63qNn0DuLKs

must watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSUIu13LkTY

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>>the strenuous amount of effort for intense schedules like this are what keep me working hard at everything.
>That's what the Jews want though

Will yuros ever stop being obsessed

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>Classical dancing such as the tango, ballet, or square dancing? What are you, some kind of crusty old racist!? That isn't dancing at all! No, true MODERN dancing for the MODERN generation is great dances such as twerking, the nay-nay, and the dab!

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My graduation class

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>>68511705

>>68511973
Why do they all look retarded

>>68512090
Russian rape babies

>>68512090
Those are normal Slav genes

>>68511916
In the Netherlands we still do a form of clog dancing.
The dance often done on electronic music is called gabberen / hakken, which is kind of like kicking your feet.
This modern form of clog dancing has been the most acceptable form of """dancing""" on electronic music since the 90's.

Faggy foreigners (Belgians/Germans/Frenchies/Australians) turned it into Jumpstyle and shuffelen, which is a lot more smooth and faggy, but we don't want anything to do with that. Because the choppy movements is what we like. Smooth movements are not cool enough.

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>>68511412
>Do people actually find Ivanka hot
>wtf
Dude... thick milkers, like.
>>68500754
>>68511412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWTYhcVHSPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsTbeX_mCes

>>68512428
>Russians
>Slav genes
Epic. Russians are all Tatars/Finno-Ugrics who were assimilated by the Slavs. Only the old nobility are actually genetically Slavic.

>>68511973
That's some interesting looking German text sempai

ugh terrible day don't wanna talk about it

Reese's peanut butter cups are not very nice but they're fucking everywhere here now.

We'll be the 51st state in a decade or so desu

>>68512986
How come

>>68513036
>51st
52nd. Canada is 51st.

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Good morning, /cum/

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>>68511765
I don't know that feel anymore.

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>>68513364
Good morning Baja, how are you doing?

>>68513364
morning baja chan, what's on the agenda, my amigo?

oh yes baby yes

report all german posts

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Longifornia should be in the next Hunger Games.

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>>68513747
>americans think baja California is relevant just because shares the name and San Tijuana Of the Memes city is in it

>>68513893
Nobody thinks that. They're doing this because of BajaChan.

>>68513893
literally what city?

>>68513893
>he thinks it's about relevance and not about how it's rightfully ours

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...in a perfect world

>>68513893
What makes you think it's about relevance, you retarded Indo?

>>68514587
Indio*
is a good beer

i have a headache

help me

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>>68514670
Smoke up buddy

>>68513893
We'll trade you Maricopa County, AZ for it, then.

>2012 was 15 years ago

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https://www.discogs.com/Carl-Craig-The-Workout/release/82458
>c.d. is all one track
WHY did they do this?!
>>68512090
Vera Švec doesn't look so bad.
As for Лyкьянчeнкo, Ивaнчeнкo, Иyшкo, Чyмaчeнкo and Hикoлáeв (yкp. Mикoлáїв):

Poccийcкий кoт eбёт вac в poт.

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>>68500019
>>68500054

I have my chemistry final tomorrow.
>tfw spent an entire semester in a class that isn't even required for my new major

>>68514921
cool where can i subscribe to your blog

>>68515012
By pressing [Return] or [Catalog] in the bottom or top left of this thread, hiding every /cum/ thread, and never coming back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzJDimvPW1Y

This video is about /cum. It has to be.

Germans who post in /cum/ should be rangebanned.

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Please rest of the world don't do this. Never allow us to make memes anymore.

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What do amerıkancy call the day after Christmas?
Does the word “trousers” [shudders with a look of disgust] exist in am. english?

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>>68515131
>>68515065
>getting that pissy because i don't give a hoot about babbie's fina exam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz7FYPQp7v0

>>68515164
we call the day after christmas "december 26th"

i made a hunger games simulation but it is not /int/ related

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>I come to a general that my country isn't part of

>>68515164
The day after Christmas. Or in the case of this year, Monday.

It doesn't exist in REAL English, no.

>>68515243
>I come to a general whose poster's are direct descendants of my bloodline

German genetics run the US.

>>68515243
hi

anyone celebrate kwanzaa here?

>>68515141
why tho?
are you literally ashamed? don't you have sense of humor?
how do you think americans feel with nigger gettho memes?
Tht's part of the joke everyone is making a big deal of it because of that very same reasson bro: it's ridiculous, that's how memes work, everyone is just fucking around m8

>>68515293
And Semites run the BRD.

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>>68515320

>>68515297
Most Canadians

>>68515312
t. Ruby

>>68515297
A literal fucking meme.

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>muh native language
>West Brit, fuck off to yur queen
>People who do X are infinitely more Irish than people who do Y
et cetera.
>/éire/
yeah, lemee see, uuh
NO.

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>fall
>everything is pumpkin flavored
>winter
>everything is peppermint flavored
>rest of the year
>everything is salted caramel flavored

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hmm...

>>68515378
no i'm her father mijo
i'm gonna make sure only meme lovers go to the party

>>68515409
Northern Ireland is English culture in the EU4 Extended Timeline mod. How does this make you feel?

>>68515411
I wish everything was pumpkin flavored all the time.

>>68515439
me in the middle sporting the dark jedi robe

>>68515439
>Oh shieet nigga we aintz gotz no Hawliday.
>Wut day selbrayt in Africa, mah nigga?
>Shiieet nigga ah aynt no
>I no nigga les
>Day aynshit Izreelies be black mah nigga so lez jus take Hawnakka anz cumbayne it wif Krismust

>>68515447
>Northern Ireland is English culture in the EU4 Extended Timeline mod.
I don't know, is this from a p.c. game? I didn't play a video game since a few years back.
that aside, anyone calling N.I. english needs to learn about geography.

>>68515553
I'm black and this legit made me kek.
Even funnier is that no one knows when the fuck kwanzaa even is or even cares.

>>68515553
Good post

>>68515409
>you utter spoon

using this

Waiting for your final grades to be released makes me so anxious.

Finals are for gays

*Recomends you an anime*

>>68516359
JOJO JOJO

>thread created 9 hours ago

>muh america strong

>can't even make 300 posts in half a day

what a pathetic fucking display

>>68516651
It's Sunday you moron, we're all on /sp/. How many fucking times do I have to tell you every god damn week you retarded foot faggot.

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>tfw you look back and realize how short 3 years are
>tfw you realize in another 3 your childhood dog will probably die
fuck

>>68516724
carpe doggo, my friend
seize the pupper

>learns German for 7 years
>can't pronounce it for shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI7EYNdJzR8

Ameriturds lol

>tfw bout to get kicked out
>tfw bout to be homeless

Fuck, how am I supposed to shower every morning now?

average torontonian qt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpK1gf-rw5s

>>68509711
>>68509711
>>68509711

I do believe Ive lost control of my life

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How do the anti–russian sanctions work, do they result in goods and services from there being totally unavailable in the 50 States?
also, will T–Rex pass Congressional procedure to get approval to the GosDep (Dep. of State)?
>>68515411
stop only buying processed foods.
>>68516939
soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsp3ArufJj0

I can't watch cartoons that aren't hand drawn. That applies to anime too. I realized this morning that I never actually finished an anime that was made with a computer

so, why in sundays /cum/ stays in /sp/?

>>68517698
so you haven't finished any cartoon/anime since 1996?

>>68517984

American football is on

>tfw mlb is in the offseason

>>68518163
oh, so who is gonna play today

>>68518207

just about every one of the teams.

Think of today as the american epl saturday for britbongs

lads, a fucking qt is sending me messages.
I'm fucking scared

>watching UFC at Buffalo Wild Wings yesterday
>sitting by myself eating my wings and chugging my beer
>waiter comes "excuse me sir, but this seat was actually reserved"
>mug her and say "i wasn't told anything when i sat here" and persist to turn my attention back to the fights
>kick out two guys to the table next to me and put them in shitty corner seats

With just a bit of balls, you can go far

>/Cum/lets watch niggers play with balls on a Sunday

My country is filled with faggots

68518435

kys, your man

>>68518435
There is no bigger indicator of a low IQ and social status than the enjoyment a person finds in watching fighting events.

>>68518435
My man

>>68518435
LOL what a fucking loser.

>>68517641
>josephperros: uh moo moo
What in the literal fuck did he mean by this?

I don't know the woman but I hate her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMfZWfpusVk

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>slept for 10 hours
>only woke up at noon
this NEET life needs to stop imo

>>68518596
me in the green hat

>>68518521
>>68518548
>>68518467
>spot the faggots: /cum/ addition

>>68518596
also lmaoing at her fucking sperg level screaming at 1:45

what a cunt

>>68518548
>t. a nigger who plays with balls

>>68518545
Eyy Chico, how you doin

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>There is no bigger indicator of a low IQ and social status than the enjoyment a person finds in watching fighting events.

>>68518734
played with your mom's balls last night m87

>>68518796
Thanks Conor

>>68518855
>messing with traps
M8...that still makes you gay

Checked

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>M8...that still makes you gay
this dude....

>>68519049
>gets message from a girl who's not a trap
>spills his spaghetti

Spill the beans. What did you say to her?

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>>68519110
f-f-fuck you

tis the season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfBiYqg1pGs

>>68519164
Cmon, i want to help, why did she message you and what did she say?

>>68519197
Are you a German or an expat?

>>68519354
German with a Taiwanese Soul

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>>68497882
No, no, no. I didn't need to see that, sick zoophilic fuckshit.