TayTay edition
>>68456627
>>68456627
>posting in this thread even though it was 2nd because the other thread will be deleted but this one will still probably be deleted because janny has autism
edition
taysway's pretty cute, but Im an Emma guy
>>68456687
Good edition
>>68456627
another shit thread.
I'd probably fuck Taylor Swift if she was really insistent aboutit
>>68456705
Disgusting
Really makes me think
>tfw you will never be buds with some funny guys and make money through being buds on youtube
>>68456729
Arabs are cool
>>68456727
look, she's cute and all, but she's got no ass
>tfw you will be Sam Hyde or one of his close friends
>>68456705
>taysway's pretty cute
I STAY OUT TOO LATE
GOT NOTHING IN MY BRAIN
THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY
MM MM
you're all a bunch of sick fucks
>>68456751
nice gams tho
>>68456753
when are you going to morph into him? let me know when you do
>>68456642
>not even V2
>>68456751
>>68456753
>Sam
>not Nick
>>68456755
well she is
>>68456777
thats all leg
>>68456651
No, there's 2 domestic. One includes it with other ingredients as part of a fun weekend kit, and the other is doing 80/g. Last I checked was 3 weeks ago.
>tfw to intelegent to understand vicky 2
>>68456767
If I could Morph into Sam Jyde I would do it this very instant
>>68456753
how did you know I was watching mde
>tfw your memory is going
>can barely remember what happened last week
>barely remember the plots to movies you watched
>saw arrival 2 weeks ago and it took me awhile to remember that i had seen it and even longer to remember the plot
wew lads
>>68456796
But you just said you were going to be him
>>68456788
Hmm I guess I'll check again
Still a surprisingly small choice for what I thought was a popular drug
>>68456805
memory is for cucks that dwell on the past
So why has everyone been bullying BajaChan so much lately?
>>68456805
This is happening to me too
I don't understand it and it scares me
>>68456824
jealousy
>>68456815
Have you done it? It's kinda pointless on it's own, but it takes Molly to another dimension.
Goodnight /cum/, have a nice dream
>>68456805
first sign of aids, lad
>>68456824
she revealed that she was a girl
BUT I KEEP CRUISIN
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP MOVIN
>>68456855
dont tell me how to live my life
>>68456855
Sleep tight.
>>68456848
Nah I've never done it
It's one of the few drugs remaining on my to-do list. Seems interesting
>>68456855
Nite nite
>>68456855
Goodnight, Texas
>>68456824
because he's a namefag.
officially drunk
time to get stoned
>>68456882
Officially stoned
Time to munch down
>>68456856
time to poz some neg holes
>>68456908
>tfw weed isn't pleasant because I have no food
>>68456882
I'm at that point of drunk where I'm unsure whether I drank too much
What do you guys like to drink?
>>68456932
better drink more to be sure then
>>68456932
thats when I need a change of scenery
>>68456947
beer, whiskey and gin
>tfw my autistic sister keeps throwing fits about my mom snoring
>>68456923
i once got high when my internet was down. was too stoned to read, couldn't watch tv and had no vidya. worst day ever.
>>68456959
Is she hot?
And after a while i failed nofap.
Type90 stuff made me lose control.
I dont know if i should feel defeated or good because how it felt.
>>68456923
I'm sorry. I'd share both if you were near.
>>68456947
Molson Canadian or Coors taste very good after about seven of them.
>>68456932
if you're not nauseous you're fine.
>>68456682
Thank you for the reminder.
>>68456985
good evening bajachan
>>68456947
>>68456955
>beer, whiskey and gin
Good man. I don't drink beer to get drunk, though.
lets discuss literalyl anything that isn't faggotry tonight, ok?
wouldn't mind sucking a cock desu
sucking cock isn't gay
the only time it becomes gay is if it enters your anus
>>68456932
That's usually when I drink a whole lot more and regret it.
>>68456997
lets discuss how best girl was refballed out of a victory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_1RZcM3zso
>>68456992
Good evening, anon.
>>68456627
Fantastic edition.
>>68456997
sure
>>68456997
>literalyl
Sitting here thinking this was prescription pills or cough syrup and you wanted to talk about it.
>>68457035
I've had a footjob once in my life and I came harder than ever
>>68456997
How's about you tongue my anus, Princess Precious P. Pussythroat?
>>68457035
>feet
he said things that ARENT faggotry
>>68457031
Thanks
the boipussy edition is unironically better.
>>68457041
>dude drugs lmao
se ha llegado el momento
chatita del alma
de hablar
SIN MENTIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
>>68457058
we're talkin pantyhose's gayboy
I drank more and now I feel like I'm on the alcohol event horizon lads
>>68457061
My gf is tall and skinny with no ass. No tits either tho.
At least she's white. R-right guise?
>>68457111
Keep going.
>>68457091
i like blue pantyhose bc girls used to wear them in their uniforms
>tfw the pendulum is finally swinging back right
>>68457111
do heroin
>>68456627
God-tier edition.
>>68457173
I was getting worried for a while.
chip wagons
>>68457173
ethnicity is still swinging the same way and speed it's been for about 40 years tho
>beer in the fridge but no cookies or tasty snacks in the pantry
damn you, past me
>>68457205
rahowa soon
>>68457213
>mfw nice to my future self and remembered to buy a shitload of snacks for my drunk self tonight
>tfw no cool useless things like lava lamps, magnetic sand hourglass, light-projecting clock, or newton's cradle
>>68457244
tfw no cool useless things like a gf
>>68457244
I have a magnetic levitating globe, does that count?
>>68457141
It's all up to the face at this point.
Not betting on this horse.
>>68457205
I expect that conservatives in this cunt will get a little more brown and yellow. Or maybe white Europeans will become attracted to the low population density of the USA.
>>68457271
does it actually look cool or is it all plastic and shit? i kinda want one of all the planets but they gotta be classy
Marina
>>68457298
Jimmy
>>68457298
fat
>>68457290
t. mitt romney
>>68457281
She is the kind of skinny that doesn't get fat with age. I can't consider marrying a future fatty, and I only date to try to find a future wife.
>>68457294
It's alright looking, not the most expensive thing though. Just google "executive toys" and look at the upper end of the prices some nice trinkets.
>>68457298
>3 (you)'s that fast
>>68457244
>>68457332
she's built like a fridge and her face looks a cross between an over the hill latina mixed with grimes
I wish I had friends like Steve Carell does in 40 year old virgin
are we going to get social security when we retire lads?
>>68457348
post the cover of that book
i just want a cute /cum/boyfriend who i can spend cold winter nights with watching netflix and cuddling
>>68457350
This is what years of hentai will do to someone
>>68457244
>>68457259
Waste of time, money, and feelings.
2D or bust desu.
>>68457357
>when we retire
>>68457205
This can be fixed by offering incentives to married middle-class couples to have kids.
>Join Rising Storm server
>Shunted on Japan, last territory is the Ryukyu Islands
>Americans grow overconfident, end up losing too many tickets on the first few points
>We're on our last (Hanto) and the Americans run out of tickets before almost overrunning us
>We're good enough on tickets to be able to Banzai in one last blaze of glory
>To our surprise, this ended the match
>We still lose the campaign due to lack of combat power
>>68457357
the us will no longer exist by then
>>68457357
>anyone born after 1970
>retiring
lmao
>>68457357
no but i'm not worried because i've been saving for retirement since i 18
>>68457341
I take it you've met her mom.
>>68457370
I wanted the magnetic sand hourglass to time my exercises
>>68457357
>lads
Get the fuck outta here, Nigel.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11840420
http://www.strawpoll.me/11840420
http://www.strawpoll.me/11840420
if you want to retire buy land out west, farm, and have a bunch of kids
urbanites will be forced to labor unto death
>>68457351
this wasnt a good post last thread and its not in this one.
>>68457407
>captcha
What more does Google want to know about me?
>>68457407
im not going to vote on a meme poll with a captcha
>>68457416
I'm still watching the movie you cuckold
>>68457427
whether you're a communist or if you believe in Santa
>>68457357
Laughing my fucking ass off at this post, buds.
>>68457407
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11840420
>captcha
i refuse to believe these are necessary anymore. we're just educating the ai at this point.
BAJACHAN WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
>>68457397
Yeah, but she's in her late 60s, so it wouldn't be great even in a best case scenario
its lit
bet
>>68457452
The bullying is keeping Baja away.
>>68457415
A big part of me thinks you're right.
>>68457415
Fuck off, we're full (of faggots).
well i know some people who are gonna wake up to poop in their stockings on christmas morning
>discussing beer on 4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGJVTV6c8P8
life is boring
>>68457473
Go away chinkboi
>>68457415
Fuck of Khmer Rouge
>>68457489
I hope to not wake up on Christmas and die in my sleep
I have discovered the cure for eczema
>>68457415
>get into farming
>that way you don't have to work to death
i do not follow logic.
>>68457495
come to shreveport and i'll show you a good time
>>68457433
you know how i know you're gay? you're a faggot who likes getting buttfucked
>>68457504
do tell
>>68457493
You never got any (you)'s the last time you posted this, so here's one.
>>68457407
My father loves me very much I'll have you know, Tyrone.
>>68457497
>he doesn't like capitalist China
COM
In the foreground, the densely-packed, soot-saturated workers' neighborhood, with tiny windows (to evade the window-tax), and cramped courtyards to hang laundry, etc: overcrowded, gloomy, and miserable.
In the background, that shockingly-modern miracle of transportation, the train, that whisks the middle- and upper-classes across the country in a matter of hours. (you can almost imagine zooming in to the luxury dining car, where top-hatted and high-collared Victorian travelers are enjoying a glass of sherry.)
The train literally speeds by above the working-class--it seems oblivious to the common peoples' misery below.
in the future (3750ad) society will devolve into a stateless homosexual technocracy until the insurgence of 40 (biblical reference btw) white men rise up and destroy the central ai and remove the homo brainwashing and then create a new state that gives everyone state mandated gfs that behave like theyre an anime
>>68457504
is it semen? cuz i keep telling my nephew its semen and i'd really like to have some evidence
>>68457523
>spending THIS much time on /cum/
bit sad, bud
>>68457518
petroleum jelly (Vaseline)
Kek has this ever happened to someone?
>>68457515
You know how i know you're gay?
You have A FUCKING LEAF on your flag
>>68457527
I don't like chinks at all Woo-Peng.
>>68457535
by 2200 we won't even have bodies, friend. by 3750 we'll be pure energy
GOD DAMMIT I just spilt some of my beer
>>68457564
fucking retard
clean that shit up
>tfw I wake up instead of dying in my sleep
>discussing beer on 4chan
Give me your area code and i will find and fucking destroy you, hyper fag.
>>68457538
>says the guy posts the same shit hoping for (you)'s
Sure sure.
>>68457573
647
>>68457574
have a pity (You)
>>68457573
804
>>68457555
t.self-hater
>>68457571
iktf
>>68457573
815
>>68457573
318
>>68457573
916
the massive zit on the back of my neck just exploded
puss and blood soaked too large wads of toilet paper
>>68457581
Bide your time, fucko.
nothing finer for the man of taste and frugality
>>68457610
>tumblr pepe
neck yourself
>>68457573
315
>>68457613
Hipsters have taken that over mayne.
>>68457623
i get them off google images, cunt
>>68457613
I'm white trash and I'm in trouble
>>68457584
>>68457590
>>68457593
>>68457600
Feeling sorry for you desu
>>68457637
Why don't you have a pepe folder?
yo, im gonna go to safeway and grab a beer.
Which brand should I buy?
>>68457639
Why
>>68457645
i do
i just dont rename the files
>>68457585
One day we WILL deport the heathen chinee.
Day of the broken chopsticks.
>cheap
>solid taste
>aesthetic color and packaging
im so misunderstood
>>68457623
Nothing wrong with Tumblr
>>68457658
>saving pepes from anywhere other than imageboards
Double neck yourself
>>68457630
>allowing hipsters to take beer from you
>>68457573
530/510
>>68457646
Shock Top
>>68457665
*understands you*
>>68457613
>5.9%
>strong beer
>>68457646
They're all shit, get some Jack Daniels instead
>>68457660
I am Geek.
>>68457600
I see this one around here a lot
is this LA or something
I WANT TO FUCKING DDDDIIIEEEEEEEEE
Just realized I haven't eaten today
>>68457686
no u cant do that
>>68457613
LITERALLY pisswater
>>68457675
It was never Canadian, I don't drink imports when I'm out.
>>68457651
Living in shit
>>68457699
u gay ass hek
>>68457698
It's Sacramento.
>>68457698
Sacramento valley
>>68457646
Milwaukee's ice beast.
>>68457703
you post this every time I post this
>>68457713
>posting worst plant
>>68457729
then stop posting it
>>68457452
What do you want?
>>68457348
i found it
havent read it but i REALLY like the cover
>>68457741
never
>I drink anything other than domestic
How do I into steroids
What's your wallpaper /cum/?
What do you want for Christmas, /cum/ Personally, I want to die in my sleep.
>>68457676
>530slash
Fuck off, suburbanite.
>>68457678
I get the big bottles, not buying a six pack. I tried this and it was ok. Very sour taste. I don't really drink desu, I want something smooth to chill for the rest of the night.
>>68457688
Theres wine, tequila, and a bottle of hennessey here at the house, not looking to buy a bottle of hard liquor.
>>68457726
I've never had milwaukee beer. Is it better than estella artois? that's what I bought last time I went to the store. It was chill.
>>68457748
someone posted your nudes in the last thread
>>68457769
A rocking chair would be nice
I'm so glad I didn't commit suicide in 2014
>>68457704
No one has ever thought it was canuck, you fuck.
>>68457799
Saving it for 2016?
>>68457799
I wish I had the balls to kill myself already.
>>68457766
>>68457766
>>68457776
Im in the boonies, but in the bay area for college
Notice how Baja never replies to any posts that bring up """her""" nudes...
Wonder why that is... Hm
Really makes me think
>>68457820
which school do you go to?
>>68457822
she's a jezebel
>>68457805
There were a lot of great posts to read in the last 2 yeras
>>68457827
one within that area
>>68457804
How does someone take something that was never mine then?
>>68457766
not that i ever see my desktop anyway~
>>68457822
>nudes
Post
>>68457830
>he's staying alive just to read shitpost on an inca origami construction forum
>>68457845
Can't think of another reason to live
>>68457836
berkeley? sf state?
>>68457849
for /cum/ :)
>>68457822
What nudes?
>>68457766
pic
>>68457769
I wouldn't mind a new monitor
r8 my snowman lads
>>68457820
>simultaneously in the boonies and the bay
>>68457849
>not living to see trump destroy the world with memes
>>68457859
>>68457869
It's all epic shitposts
>>68457860
BajaChan's nudes leaked like 2 weeks ago and she refuses to acknowledge it
>>68457858
god I wish
>>68457867
yes. I live in the boonies, and Im in the bay area right now for college
>>68457766
>>68457766
>tfw trapped in the shitty south
>tfw will never live in Alaska again
i miss it
>>68457879
community college? san jose state?
>>68457766
I've had webcam sex with Bajachan and Jotolisco
>>68457906
more likely you cried into a pillow while getting off to the idea of that
>>68457906
STAY AWAY FROM BAJACHAN
joto is a whore, you can have her
>>68457878
Give me a post number.
My life is fucking terrible to be honest
Who else /wantstodiebutisalsoafraidofdeath/ here
>>68457906
Jotolisco would never
She's pure
>>68457923
how?
>>68457880
newfoundland is pretty 2bh
>>68457879
Jfc, you really are from the boonies.
>>68457878
Laserhottbh
>>68457878
>she
>>68457923
>tfw I can't make myself imagine a future where I'm not a failure and where I'm happy
>>68457930
I work too hard for no reason and I have no friends etc
>>68457906
>>68457927
(You)
still have my legs spread so baja can take a sledgehammer to my nuts
>>68457962
what do you do for a living?
>>68457969
Eugene
>>68457918
here's one that i saved
>>68457985
bajachan is hot!
>>68457749
whats this about
>>68457979
currently help desk for a large organization but it's temporary. It's not a living and I live with my parents
>>68457985
Good man.
Life is suffering. I don't want to be alive anymore. I want to get a brain aneurysm and die right now.
>Posting pictures of nakey booby women
>>68457985
>white skin
Isn't she in mexico??
>>68458016
>brown nipples
>white
pick one
>>68458002
Doy.
>>68457985
Your sacrifice was not in vain
>cornville scared of women
>>68458004
what happened to your friends?
>>68457985
baja is a grill? thought it was a dude pretending this whole time...
>>68457985
that's clearly a gook.
>>68458021
I have brown nipples and I'm white
>>68457863
whats with the weird looking baseball bat
>>68458028
don't know
>>68458033
impossible
>>68457985
>>68458030
No. Chin isn't gook-shaped and the hair color isn't gook-esque either.
>>68458038
It's a hockey stick
>>68458044
you guys just drifted apart?
>Surfsville scared of living
>>68458028
Baja is a smokin' hot virgin mamacita.
>>68458051
>>68458030
Cool it with the racial slurs, thanks
>>68458072
shut up nigger
If I could go back in time and tell myself one thing, I would tell myself to commit suicide because it only gets worse.
>>68458051
>chin
seriously?
>hair color
because women of all ethnicity don't fuck with their hair.
That's like saying they all wear the same makeup or don't wear any at all.
I'm a spic and I'm telling you that's not a spic, Mestizo or not, that's not kin.
>>68458086
Edgy
>>68458101
new
>>68458094
You need to work on your ethnicity-detecting, my friend. Gook chins and jawlines are not shaped like that. That is NOT a Gook.
there is literally no proof that it's baja
youre all retarded
>>68458109
too early
>>68458115
You need to work on realizing most the gooks you like have already had their chins as well as most their faces carved off LONG ago.
Your detecting skills are shit and you need to realize you have no idea how life is outside your basement,.
>>68458089
>implying you didn't know it would get worse and were still just too much of a pussy to do it
I'm coming for you, Canadians
how dangerous are south american countries really? if i wanted to live in colombia or chile or mexico or costa rica or something would i really be in that much danger?
>>68458169
>inb4 you tell everyone you're American every 5 minutes
>>68458180
It's not a meme that those places are dangerous.You're better off moving to one of those flyover states and getting killed by a cult.
>>68458169
>500x374
What kinda meme camera is this
>>68458180
Why the fuck would you want to live in one of those shitholes?
Are you trying to dodge your student loans or something
>>68458292
no i wanna teach down there or do some kind of humanitarian bullshit. peace corps probably won't take me.
>>68458292
Expat fantasies probably
>my $20k will be comfy for years
>I'll have qt latina gf
>I'll be loved as the cool white dude
>>68458344
no i kind of expect it to suck and if i go i'd be bringing my girlfriend(wife at that point)
>>68458380
Than I'd strongly suggest picking Costa Rica, large burger expat community and much safer.
>>68456791
It's so easy once you understand it, the AI is retarded.