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Trailer Park Boys Edition
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>>68489365
fucking pro bud
10/10
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post memes
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I just can't see it any other way buds
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>>68489416
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>>68489416
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>>68489416
Prime meme right here
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do the fucking hunger games thing i want to shitpost about it
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>>68489439
Frig off Bannaran
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See this? All right? Old man gave me that when I was in grade seven.
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>>68489439
fuck off randy
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>my name's Randy Bobandy
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>>68489418
hey I want a star in my name do I get a star?
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>>68489439
frig off bobandy
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>>68489452
No you have to wait
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>>68489418
me neither
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>TPB edition
>not MLS FINALS FUCK YEAH EDITION

Who else is watching the game tonight? Starts in ~20 minutes.
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>>68489458
heh

cute peashooter

here's a patriot's piece
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>>68489496
Sports are for le gays
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>>68489416
Here ju go amigo.
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>>68489482
I have 2. You can take one of mine
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>>68489493
delet this
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>>68489458

Who let Vikernes into the thread.
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>>68489416
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>>68489496
>unironically being hyped over divegrass
Want to know how I managed to guess your skin color?
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Speaking of hunger games, what are your predictions for tonight?
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>>68489522
done it!
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>>68489506
>all that talk about freedom
>copyright

wew
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>>68489506
SHALL
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>>68489558
what is tonight
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>>68489558
Rate me slits your throat after you offer him shelter

cum baby wins by bashing chile's head in with a rock
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>>68489558
my predictions?
you on mah dick
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>>68489558
I hope to snap /cum/ baby's neck
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>>68489561
Good stuff
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>>68489541
post TPB memes
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>>68489528
Nobody, fucking refugees.

>>68489558
BajaChan killed by West Coast, USA and Midwest Working together.

Canada dies in the first couple rounds.
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>>68489599
l-lewd
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>>68489558
link? I have no Idea whats going on with this
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>>68489558
Electoral College commits sudoku
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>>68489619
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>>68489516
That makes it even more relevant for /cum/.

>>68489546
>divegrass

If you watched MLS matches, you wouldn't call it that.
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>>68489637
and you too
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>Being excited literally to watch someone else run a hunger games simulation of characters that THEY chose
You realize literally any one of you can do this whenever you want, right? You even get to pick the characters.
Better yet, you could ask /cum/ to pick the characters instead of filling it up with namefags and other reputable autists
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>>68489658
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i like the meme that TPB was ever good past season 4
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>>68489706
You're in for a big surprise later tonight bud...
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>>68489706
Go away
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>>68489698
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>>68489718
kek'd
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>>68489662
>If you watched MLS matches, you wouldn't call it that.
I have

Obviously it wasn't nearly as bad as it is elsewhere, but there's still plenty of diving.

Also, it's still povertyball as fuck.
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>>68489752
>Give legitimate advice to improve thread quality
>"No we like our arbitrary retarded flavor of autism better"
Suit yourself
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>>68489821
fucking disgusting
kill yourself when you get an opportunity
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>>68489848
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>>68489864
reported
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>>68489838
I feel like you don't get the point of all this friendo
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>>68489837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HxzLEqI-qE
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>I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all
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>>68489886
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>>68489932
reported
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>>68489930
no wonder you brits want to remove thy Queen
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Hentai/anime porn is for complete degenerate wastes of space
Except for overwatch rule 34, that shit is bomb nigga
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>>68489953
reported
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>Hentai/anime porn is for complete degenerate wastes of space
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>>68489971
reported
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>>68489963
tracers ass for days, bud.
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>>68489988
reported
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/cum/ lol
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>>68490001
reported
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>>68489991
>tracer
shit tier m8
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I can feel the janny watching
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>>68490016
Delet this
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>Bandera de México, legado de nuestros héroes símbolo de la unidad de nuestros padres y de nuestros hermanos,
>te prometemos ser siempre fieles a los principios de libertad y justicia que hacen de nuestra Patria la nación independiente,
>humana y generosa a la que entregamos nuestra existencia.
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>be Japanese male
>Jap women more interested in a gorilla than you

Cucked by an Aussie Gorilla.

Shamefur
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>>68490043
what a fucking mouthful, is this really a thing they say?
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>>68490043
¡Firmes, Ya!
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>>68489953
>>68489971
>>68489988
>>68489991
>>68490001
>>68490023
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Need to suck on some lewd xmas gf tits tobehonest lads
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>>68490063
Yui a shit, you fucking tasteless spic
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>Why yes, I AM INDEED from the United States of America!
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>>68490078
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>>68490063
bajaaaa~!
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Just placed an order on Amazon.ca
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>>68490043
your flesh belongs to me
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>>68490049
>this is a 10/10 in Japan

What's your opinion /cum/?
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>>68490103
Hello Denmark!
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>>68490043
Does anyone have the one where his mom walks in?
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>Baja California, brazo poderoso,
>al servicio eterno de la Patria estás;
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>>68490088
These are very nice grills desu.
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>>68490130
i think its hilarious they hate black people but want to fuck a photogenic gorilla
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>>68490164
Excellent post.
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why is bruce campbell so cool
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>>68490210
attitude
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>>68490185
>trusting a dailymail article
ah yes
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Remember when /cum/ was good?
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>>68490256
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no one understands my posts
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>>68490331
/cum/ was never good nor was this site in general. that's what attracts people.
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>>68490331
/cum/ was never good

we just had cozy threads sometimes

there will be more
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>>68490350
It's because you're two smart for /cum/
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>>68490350
smokes, let's go
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>>68490353
>>/cum/ was never good
You obviously weren't here in March 2012
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>>68490368
Everyone is stupid but me
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Roommate's gf let me decorate cookies yesterday
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I have nothing to say to any of you.
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tfw too lazy to play video gaems
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>>68490391
/cum/ isn't that old. Hell most /int/ generals aren't even 2 years old.
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>>68490428
>>68490201
i'm stealing your stars muahahah
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>>68489416
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>>68490450
I'll never forgive you for this or for what you did to baby
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>>68490428
How could you fuck up sprinkles and frosting that bad
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>>68490401
I'm smarter than you
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>>68490447
/cum/ started in november 2011
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>>68490450
chile! give them back!!
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>>68490450
nice one kid

think you're ready for the bid heist?
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>>68490469
I had been hitting the cheap vodka for a few hours at that point. If you think that's bad, there was one where I dumped a shit ton in the middle
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>>68490477
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>>68489458
safety, always off
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>>68490466
>>68490479
yes yes, cry, in the end all what matters is the stars
>>68490496
Of course dude, what's the plan
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see what i said
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>>68490509
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>>68489718
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>Chile will never ever get his stars back
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>>68490509
I bet that's last time she asks for your help in the kitchen
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Making the next thread, just so you guys know.
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>>68490603
uuuff
I'm surrounded by mean bullies!
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I am black rock shooter
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>>68490401
I'm pretty dumb.
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>>68490624
seat thy bosom upon my lap
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>>68490552
we steal the sun from NASA

then we sell it to the chinese for a million dollars

you in?

all we need now is an expert acrobat to crabwalk through some lasers and shit
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>>68490665
Making it.
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my wife galko is so cute
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What accent does Philadelphia Collins have?
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>>68490665
How would you go about seating breasts on someone's lap

That sounds uncomfortable
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>>68490385
>non cum post acceptable because it's a tpb post
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>>68490699
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>>68490705
Peanut Butter & Jam/Nova Scotian with a Mustard Tiger dialect
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any anons in las vegas want to let me bunk with u
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Who else jerking off to "relieve stress" about finals but in reality it's just so to not study and fall asleep and not have to think about it
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>>68490699
those are ferocious breasts
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The Jews have no claim to the land currently known as Israel/Palestine

They are failing to fulfill the Covenant as was fulfilled by Jesus Christ

Christians do, which means that Christians are the New Israelite and the modern Jews are no longer the "Chosen People" that their alleged ancestors were

Jerusalem belongs to Christians and the Kingdom of Jerusalem must be reestablished
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>>68490744
why do you care if other guys are jerking off or not

this isn't healthy behavior for someone your age
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>>68490603
dumb frog poster, I already stole your stars
>>68490671
sure dude, I'm in, when does the heist starts?
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>>68490444
play stardew valley it's comfy

REEE I WANT WINTER TO END
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>>68490763
>tfw the pope calls the 10th crusade
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wow I have to say this thread is shit
fuck off namefags PLEASE
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>>68490774
solidarity through experience
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>>68490763
t. VIRGINia

>>68490800
Winter is the best season you dumb leaf

Use it to get to the bottom of the mines and to upgrade your watering can before spring
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>>68490832
i already did that
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>>68490821
where are your stars dumb ass
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>>68490842
Then go to the caverns or fish
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why do americans suck dick so much
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>>68490793
as soon as we hire an acrobat and our benefactor secures our transportation

we're stealing the most valuable star in the universe right out from under the US govs nose
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>>68490816
>it's on america
>mexico occupies california, texas, utah, new mexico, and nevada in the name of catholicism
>a crusader state is carved out in these lands
>chicanos become its ruling class
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>>68490884
Because it tastes good
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>>68490885
interesting, what are we gonna do with the star? sell it to the ruskies?
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*kicks your ass easily*
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>SJWs love jews
>SJWs love palestine

fucking hell what a cancer
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>>68490890
this is the most likely scenario considering the current pope who is a fucking commie spic
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>>68490928
woa sorry kid, didn't see you there haha
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>>68490938
>SJWs love jews
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>>68490863
what are the caverns?

i dontr like fishing
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>>68490927
we could

or we could split it
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*gives you a sassy look*
hhmmhhh
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>>68491018
i would be very careful with chile, she's a loose cannon and betray you anytime during the heist
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>>68490997
>>68490997
>>68490997
watch out lads
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>>68491015
Skull cave is in the desert. It's a bottomless mine that spawns iridium

Are you selling out to Joja or are you doing the community center bundles?
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>38 more minutes
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>>68491062
i dont have enough money to get tot he desert yet, thats why i want winter to end so i can make a bunch of money off crops

im on 18 of winter of my first year
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>>68491082
Oh. Have you gotten the greenhouse yet?
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>>68491018
we could also put it for sale on ebay to taunt the US haha
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>>68491097
nope, not even sure how that's done
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New thread?
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>>68491101
denmark knows >>68491045

meet at the safe house

we'll continue the planning when it's safe
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>>68491113
You either complete the collection bundles in the community center or you pay for the community upgrades at the JojaMart. JojaMart is quicker but it's a lot more expensive
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>>68489353
new season when? hoping that europe bs wasn't it. but it'd suck regarldess i suppose
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>make a shit thread
>leave for the entire day
>it's still being bumped
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go to /brit/ - no namefags
go to /cum/ - all namefags roleplaying their weird sissy fantasies

cool thread lmao
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Guys, I'm bored
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>>68491166
>go to /brit/
Stopped reading after this
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>>68491190
hello bored
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Whenever I start reading about the human brain I feel really uncomfortable and am very aware of that pink mass inside my skull
I'm scared
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>>68491166
im just collecting stars lol
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>>68491155
ah ok, yeah i still have a ways to go with bundles

i did get minecarts and some other stuff though
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>>68491194
dude i love america but fuck this thread it's so shit lmao
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>>68490690
r u still making it
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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>dude i love america but fuck this thread it's so shit lmao
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i dislike jews
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>>68491232
>dude i love america but fuck this thread it's so shit lmao
Stopped reading after this

>>68491227
I think you have to grow some shit for the greenhouse bundle. You should probably go ahead and gather the materials for the mid tier sprinkler so you don't have to worry about watering your crops
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>>68491266
I dislike you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7DN5d6PRvs
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capitalizing singular i's is a dweeb move
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>>68491301
i dislike dicks
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>>68491326
Oh
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>>68491265
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/cum/ started on Avril 19th, 1995
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>>68491238
>⭐⭐⭐⭐
GIVE 'EM BACK
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>>68491281
im about to do a giant crop that will be difficult to use sprinklers

im gonna get all the bundles for greehouse this season though

i have the gold sprinkler so watering isnt too bad
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>>68491218

you have a pretty mouth
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>Go to Canada
>Everything is already 30% off due to the exchange rate
Pretty cool
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>>68491342
>/cum/ can buy us beer
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>>68491354
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new thread?
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>>68491389
no
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>>68491348
ugh... fine here you go ⭐⭐⭐⭐
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>>68489416
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I'm gonna /cum/!
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thinking about trying meth

anyone here done it before?

there's no way it's as addictive/bad for you as they say
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>>68491437
Everything is fine in moderation :)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXl7UZsJGco
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>>68491437
>there's no way it's as addictive/bad for you as they say
Go ahead and try it if you're so sure
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What do you think of this video, /cum/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeLuQ6X2ixI
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>>68491395
i don't want stars anymore lol
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Who is she, /cum/?
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>>68491437
meth is as bad as cigarettes and alcohol or actually is the same.

Try Ecstasy. much safer
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what am I about to get myself into guys
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>>68489416
You came up with another forgettable tripfag personality, I'm sure it'll be a great hit
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>>68491483
Tit Bro
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>>68491496
>>68491437
If you're in a comfy place in your life, try LSD or shrooms. Don't know about LSD from experience but I can say shrooms are a blast.
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>>68491509
An extraordinary alliance of faggots and fag lovers
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>>68491483
banjo juice tits
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>>68489416
>>68491510
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>>68491509
They report you to the local churches and you're forced to go to conversion therapy
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>>68491342
>>68491342
ts like 2 years old. i was here when it started. i tried to make a sick new meme to get people to rag on it but it didn't stick. wen't a little something like this:

when i was a boy, about 13 or so, i was walking behind my uncles house with a stick pretending i was link from legend of zelda. i had an little elf costume, green tunic and one of those weird norwegian hats, that my grandmother had helped me sew a few months prior. i was wearing a pair of my sisters green tights and i was preparing to head off into the back lot to fight some imaginary ocktoroks and maybe even save a princess.

before i could get more than a few yards into the lot my uncle called me over. I'll never forget that man. He was tall, probably only about 5'10 but to me he it looked as if he could kiss the sky whenever he pleased. he had a rugged face and a crooked nose, hands like sand paper and he always wore the same thing: plaid shirt, white t-shirt, and levis jeans. his hair was in a quaff at all times and he smelled of brut.

as i heard him call my name my heart stopped. i went over, shaking with anticipation and asked what he needed.

then he punched me in the mouth, bent me over, fucked me in the ass and came all over my costume

that was the gayest day of my life, until i found this /cum/ thread on /int/.
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>>68491529
>>68491496
i've done ecstasy as well as mushrooms and lsd
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>>68491562
knowing florida I wouldn't be surprised
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>>68491510
lol i just know this is some other namefag lashing out bc he sees his only source of attention being threatened
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>>68491566
how dare you
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>>68491574
Have you tried hydrocodone in large doses?
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>>68491574
stick with that then, don't do meth, man
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>>68491574
You should try the ultimate drug
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>>68491437
I'm tweaking out rn
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>>68491574
Try anime
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>>68491602
i once sucked my brothers dick while he played playstation

that was the gayest thing i'd ever done until I posted in a /cum/ thread on /int/
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>>68491654
Unironically did this with my cousin
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Reminder that California is not okay
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>>68491437
>>68491437
i know meth heads and it really is as bad as they say. although desu most of them remain high functioning they work and shit so w/e
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just ate an entire 800g frozen thick crust pizza buds
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>>68491711
eat me next
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>>68491509
a database that we will use to hang you on the day of the rope
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*kisses her*
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>>68491744
she didnt age well
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>>68491607
no i havent

that shit seems hard to get in canada
>>68491616
you sure?
>>68491651
no that shit will ruin your life

>>68491645
nice how is it?

>>68491685
cant you just do meth occasionally for recreation?
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>>68491685
Well no shit, that's the upside to being a speed freak, always being productive.

But watch as your body deteriorates overtime at a rapid rate and suddenly one day you aren't feeling very super human anymore, and now you've lost several teeth, ground several more to nubs, developed a weird speech impediment, especially when it comes to certain words, developed all kinds of joint problems, thrown out your back multiple times, and of course, fried your fucking brain.

Not worth it. Stay away.

t. former speed freak for 8 years
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When will the Day of the Rope finally come?
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>>68491732
>VIRGINia
now that's a thinker
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>>68491773
How old r u now?
How many teeth do you have?
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>>68491777
When /pol/ finally get gfs
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watching stephen kings it atm
couldn't make it through the book years ago
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>>68491773
lol no. i know both kinds i know the productive ones and i know the batshit crazy ones that lock themselves up in their trailer for weeks on end.
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>>68491777
https://my.mixtape.moe/mumxfm.mp4

within five years
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>>68491797
Pennywise in the library is the only good thing about that movie
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>>68491829
Where is this from?
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>>68491785
29. I have most and all my front teeth (all visible) are in decent condition, but my back teeth are mostly gone and what is left are worn down to what a dentist told me "looks like the teeth of a 60 year man".
>>68491802
Well of course, then there's the tweakers who just go all night getting high with "friends" and not do a fucking thing with their lives. I'm talking from a personal perspective which is what most addicts I hung around with are like. I was actually lucky.
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>>68491856
Prayer of the Rollerboys
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>>68491851
>3 hours
>only 1 good thing
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>>68491761
go ahead retard
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>>68491906
What else is there?

The book was shit too
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>>68491936
i dont know i was angry that this 3 hour long movie apparently only has 1 good thing in it
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>>68491950
All things Stephen King are shit

>muh Shining
That was a Kubrick movie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM
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>>68491985
Green Mile is good even though it's Reddit tier
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>>68491985
>All things Stephen King are shit

Thinner is watchable. But yes, they're mostly shit.
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>>68492002
im reddit tier
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>>68491985
dark tower is good. i mean the middle sucks but books 1-3, 7 and 8 are good.
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steven king is the most reddit author
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>>68491051
>50 minutes ago
Well what was it
I can't find any brit posts scrolling through
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>>68491985
>All things Stephen King are shit
I enjoyed some of his short stories

>>68492002
that movie was boring as fuck
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>>68492062
your country is boring as fuck
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>>68492074
You're a faget
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>>68492062
your cock is pathetic
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8 DAYS OF WINTER LEFT REEEE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrxga_t8AFk
Want to be interviewed by a qt bbc radio host buds
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ban guns
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>>68492096
Just sleep through it you cunt
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ban jews from owning property
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ban jews from owning guns
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Ban guns from proprietary Jews
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ban my ability to procrastinate so much
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Capture and castrate all virgins over the age of 18.
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>>68492111
that almost feels like cheating though
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>>68492175
haha you're gonna have no balls
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>>68492196
It isn't

t. gaming pro
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>>68492226
what if grandpa give me a shitty evaluation in year 3?
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*gets castrated*

)^:<
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>>68492243
What are you going to do for the rest of winter anyway?
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>>68492243
jesus they really ripped off HM didn't they
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>>68492096
What the fuck? Winter hasn't started
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What was the last book you read?
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>>68492275
They dev outright said that it was a HM clone
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>>68492287
Some shitty book about a nigger I don't care about for class.
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>>68492287
Robinson Crusoe
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>>68492318
I read To Kill a Mockingbird in grade 7
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>>68492287
Blue Bamboo by Osamu Dazai
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Redditors are fucking faggot niggers.
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>>68492263
i guess just hoe the beach for foraging shit to sell

getting very grindy and sick of it though

>>68492275
yep
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>>68492349
It wasn't To Kill A Mockingbird. It was a boring autobiography.
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cuck nigger fag jew
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stop hampering my artistic expression
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>>68492287
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>>68492387
Native Son
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>>68492400
Nigger fag jew spic cuck queer nigger
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whtas the worst thing thats ever happened to you guys?

i got a fish hook stuck in my asshole once, that was definitely my worst moment
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>>68492440
No
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>>68492457
lost a bet and had to pee on an electric fence

I saw Jesus
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NEW

>>68492471

>>68492471

>>68492471
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>>68492457
how the fuck
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>>68492457
Being a 24 year old man with no job or school or gf
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>>68492495
she got baited and hooked
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NEW THREAD
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>>>68492517
>>>68492517
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>>68491437
Orally or insufflated. Don't bang or vape if you enjoy stims.
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